moistcr1tikal Stream Nov 28th, 2022 [Games + Demos]

hey pre-notification gang I think the reason hold up I see Elon malding about Apple today yeah not like I like Apple either but he's making it sound like there was some kind of unknown secret plan with the 30 which I think everyone already knew for years fortnite had a whole meltdown about that themselves coming along great rip next to resub gbz and the resub AO yay just walked out of a podcast uh oh there's a prime drop um any a mach speed run updates not that I've seen I don't believe anyone's picking up the torch I I was the only one trying to run that game it seems which is a goddamn shame that's the resub Sawyer in the prime Connor Marissa beat on yeah I talked about Balenciaga like two days in a row I think there's a big beef in the resub [Music] the resub excuse the resub Frosty the bits leather there's a tier one Matt Humphrey and the recent blizzard PlayStation store has some really good stinkers that are likely on Steam you just reminded me of something Aaron and Jace were telling me about how awful the games on the Nintendo eShop can be I still I should check that out at some point there's some golfing T default and minty the bits truly in the bit savic in the prime Roscoe Maurice of Josh and boyman in the prime race and re-sub iron I still haven't watched it yet sunny I do know about it though play World of Warcraft I'm actually gonna be playing World of Warcraft with Matt and Danny starting tomorrow I'm gonna give it another really like thorough Shake they're super hype about it so I'm gonna give it a whirl I'm gonna try and get into it again maybe this time it'll stick I'm optimistic everything I've seen from it actually does look pretty nice I even I could recognize some of the bigger changes they've made things resub docile and severe so I'm excited there's a prime Terry I think the resub Aussie and the bits truly I think it's a tier one Tom now it's on the new Metallica album oh I just don't really care I'm not a huge Metallica fan they have a couple good songs and then they end up making those songs again but slightly different I'm just not like the biggest Metallica fan thanks to receive athletic and the resub these nuts Brian Eli the recent polite so since everything's on sale I can't quite tell how to do oh here it is trying to find where the new releases was zombie slapper huh but as advertised luxury sub Brianna and dry cake those zombies are getting slapped thanks to five gifts Tom appreciate it man in the prime Pedro loss and resub Katie it makes the resub Cameron Mikey CF Tundra and the bits Sonny and resub Coupe lobotomy Corp no I don't think so there's a tier one baloney thank you the restoration of time will not predetermine your destiny yep I'll try it what the [ __ ] nominate this for the steam awards that has no reviews yeah that's right I'll wait a minute though that way everyone gets a chance to uh enjoy some hologram from the start Thanksgiving Serene and senpai in the prime lean in the bits rag in the resub lines we see Twitter might get banned from map by Apple yeah I saw I did see that you see Kanye just Rage Quit Tim pool's podcast so I'm gonna chat just seti Rage Quit a podcast is that who it was Temple isn't Temple like a Kanye fan that I saw tweets from in like defending Kanye why would he have rage quit his podcast is it resub factual in the anonymous gift sub in the resub ecos let me see Phil covering the magic the Gathering news DeFranco there's a five gift Subs Jacob appreciate it man in the recent public in the bit sway now I know cruelty Squad do you agree with Spotify trying to take Kanye off their platform no not really exit Prime Barry the recent pokemaster we see the Roblox drama over the Chrome extension called search blocks yeah so I I started watching muda's video on it and then I went to the bathroom took a [ __ ] and then I just didn't finish it but yeah I do know like the cliff notes of it thank you re-sub John in the prime Bibby I'll finish Moto's video probably later exit tier one Lou makes the resub ladybug watch sneako he reacted to your video why I I don't really care the whole point of the video was me showing why I don't respect him so why the [ __ ] would I care if he reacted to the video I assumed he would at some point Gavin and hawk I think the resub Winnie the prime smoking and resubbing Philly and false see what he said nope I legitimately couldn't care less I don't know how much clearer to make that and a part of me does feel bad for him because snico is literally living his worst nightmare he is everything he makes fun of he's a sensitive soy boy cuck and his insecurities are constantly projected through everything he says like I legitimately do feel bad for him he's living a lie every single label he slaps on people is exactly what he lives he is the embodiment of all of it I think serious of Ethan in red in the prime 73. I did OverWatch your rage your age made a reaction to the the drama the beef and your age had a great take that I completely agree with if if everything sneako said was said by someone that wasn't snico snico would never stop letting him live it down he would make fun of them endlessly he has legitimately no self-awareness he can't even recognize how pathetic it is is the recent default in the prime Smiley and the 5 gives sub Slasher of course I'm gonna play Callisto protocol it comes out like in a week so not too long from now I'm downloading this this looks like it could be a fun bad game okay I think the resub ICU in kirobi Dude Looks Like Papa John he does look a little like John Schnatter a bit thanks the reason hippie and a b yeah I know the new WoW expansion came out I'm actually going to be playing it tomorrow with Matt and Denny giving it a shake thanks to recept amazing and creamy you get 99 mining yet no but I'm very close I've got 644k left then we finally get it makes it reset Myers in the resub kotani thanks to the resub kudo oh it's hologram I have no idea it just looked like a fun bad game thanks erisa Abriana in the resub gesture things of the Prime Beyond in Chas do you find all your bad games by sorting through new on Steam most of them yeah because those are like the unknown Bad Games those are games like no one else has ever played and I think that's really fun to be the first person to like beat those games well even though I don't beat most of them playing them being one of the first people to play those games there's a resub sage hazard in the prime Keaton no I don't know what that is pickle thanks to the gifts of Misty in the tier one Dio and the prime chubs in the prime stump and recept Tango and you hear block Phi went for chapter 11. [ __ ] is block fi another crypto project all right let's ride I'm expecting big things from hologram I think the resub ray and Nitro and MRC endosake wait what oh holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this I control the camera during the cutscenes that's new yeah what what where where have I gone this is so weird what so I am the camera yeah there's a recent Andromeda lanky awesome Jeremy and the gift set Beyond all right oh okay we don't have enough time what the situation what you would know about our crust Nation went our 25 months ago everyone's dead I'll do third person no calm traffic on any bed we have brought to this location for a reason you ever had the feeling that you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming unfortunately yes but not for long leader what are you gonna do am I a leader we'll find a truth about what happened here seems quite is it possible that this past and future are colliding how do we stand a chance against all this I'll find a way proceed with caution I'm starting to get a bad view about all this [Music] where does this go [Music] maybe I won't even need Callisto protocol this could scratch my dead dead space itch I hear Bad Bad Boys nice let's go oh [ __ ] they're everywhere close call me the future is weak shits for [ __ ] the presence what's important all of them there are coordinates embedded in the message Boop [Music] match found [Applause] signal located foreign [Music] is there a flashlight I don't see it in the controls whoa what an explosion thinks of prime Z gaming in the resub and saucy laughs oh jeepers [Music] all right feels pretty good isn't this where I started oh I'm stuck isn't this where I started grab comment [Applause] thanks recent Maddie and cheese in the prime nazio oh Speed Run Strat holy [ __ ] that was nice [Music] what can I just clip out [Music] [Music] no maybe not it's just a camera or do I what the [ __ ] is that there's a grappling hook icon how do I the interaction's not working there do I drop down [Applause] what we don't have enough time what the situation what do we know about our cross Nation 25 months ago is this the beginning everyone's dead oh what the [ __ ] no calm traffic underneath that oh that you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming of yes but not for long leader what are you gonna do we'll find the truth about what happened here is the prime Weevil Marie sub soccer is it possible foreign [Music] uh oh my God okay I'm stunmark holy [ __ ] foreign all right we're back [Music] okay so where the [ __ ] am I supposed to go that doesn't work jumping down somehow instantly kills me that's not a ladder and there's no climbing [Applause] though oh I didn't die that time huge thank God [Music] foreign [Music] ER the Hologram has you you're here because is that Cortana our enemies are getting stronger and more numerous tier one chicken the clock's ticking the Gateway is almost ready the Hologram has you you're here because you were chosen our enemies are getting stronger why is this is this just looping every day the Gateway is a bridge between the past and future [Music] take me to the Future deeper future holy [ __ ] it's the future in the past I think it exists in a different Quantum state slightly out of phase from our reality what are you talking about we are in an alternative how do I how do I close oh God leader what are you gonna do the wives what am I climbing that all right thank you oh my God that still hit me holy [ __ ] those explosions are no joke blows up like half the map here I come nice all right awesome I've climbed the tower now what not if I jump I die and I'm there's a good chance I restart the whole game so I don't really want to take that chance there's got to be like a cutscene here well what the [ __ ] is the point in climbing this Tower can I climb back down without dying [Music] please let me off oh my God let me oh my Lord let me off let me the [ __ ] off holy [ __ ] oh [Music] how do I get off at least my torches out oh my God let me off well I'm stuck the only thing I can do is go to the top and jump off okay nothing works [Music] oh God no what oh oh [ __ ] me I can't even I can't even hit the ground well it's it's truly over here let's see if that'll I wonder if that saves me exactly where I am damn that's sad oh wait okay that's the only way to stop climbing clearly what are you talking about oh no the horns are diverting forces to guard this cave they're called the [ __ ] why are they called [ __ ] leader of Jesus Christ Jesus Christ that guy whatever oh no slightly out of phase I know the boys are definitely forces leader well instantly stuck here the wives things it gives a Tweedle I need to climb up the old-fashioned way I've already climbed this [ __ ] Tower and nothing happens on the other side there's a prime pulse in Disney and tier one pepperoni in the prime Donald well oh no but I think it exists in a different Quantum mistake it's like the other phase from all reality what are you talking about we are in an alternate reality oh no the [ __ ] are diverting forces to guard this cave there are [ __ ] everywhere I'm reading multiple Wars it should lead me to the source leader what are you gonna do for wives now that that was an explosive I need to climb up the old-fashioned way okay so I can't climb or else I get stuck where am I supposed to [ __ ] go lucky going down here doesn't do anything for me I can try and like climb around I guess oh God these are tier one knifed oh please I wonder nice it worked Speed Run Strat I think it exists what are you talking about we are in an altar to be out oh Jesus oh God should lead me to the source leader what are you guys doing otherwise what oh like what am I even supposed to do I need to climb up the old-fashioned way so I've climbed that Tower and there's [ __ ] nothing oh Jesus I wonder nice where are we oh no this could be a good Speed Run game now I'm under the map what are you talking about I wonder where the ending trigger is we are in an alternative reality the hordes are definitely guard this cave there are [ __ ] everywhere I'm reading multiple horns yeah there are [ __ ] everywhere true should lead me to the source leader what are you gonna do provides I don't think there is another level past this because like there's nothing to even do in here I don't think there's like anything beyond this level because I've tried doing this the right way like [ __ ] three times now but there's nowhere to go lost to the [ __ ] yeah true I guess the beginning area is unlocked once you climb the tower so that bridge is open once I climb the tower slightly out of phase from our reality what are you talking about we are in an alternate reality unknown but the [ __ ] are diverting forces to guard this cave there are [ __ ] everywhere I'm reading multiple Wars leader I didn't kill myself down here provides do I have grenades or anything I need to climb up the old-fashioned way I really don't feel like doing this from the start again [ __ ] there's no way to kill myself here because you just fall forever he's a resub hug I wonder can I shoot my feet there's a woman of hell you know it might work the explosive on the bridge might be low enough where was the bridge what's this oh here we go oh [ __ ] damn where are we I think this is where this ends what are you talking about we are in an alternate reality rough is the resub cheek there is one thing I want to try though before fully giving up I wonder does this skip the cutscene since there's no built-in cutscene skip let's see if this works that does not damn yeah I might just have to vote for this one for steam oh Lord freedom yeah oh there's no skip but there is a fast forward okay that works okay well you don't have enough time what the situation what do we know about our cross station let's see if I can speedrun this start 25 months ago no maybe not I thought the ending was at the beginning but it doesn't look like it no calm traffic on any bed I thought it was above the beginning for a reason you ever had the feeling that you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming unfortunately yes but not for long leader what are you gonna do we'll find it I'm not ready to give up on it I it's not like I was far I can get back quick [Music] seems blank is it possible that this past and future how do we stand a chance against all this is gamer girl or girl gamer foreign there are coordinates embedded in the message locating a message source triangulation problems match found signal located man I got this first level down like clockwork [Music] oh God Jesus stuck [Music] oh please oh my God get out of the animation got it that's world record time all right let's see if that one guy in chat was right oh no the hordes are definitely important there are [ __ ] everywhere I'm reading multiple Wars me in this way it should lead me to the source okay I've climbed the tower what are you gonna do wise no it's still closed down there wait like there's there's legitimately well I'll go back just to check but there's like nothing I can do until I get there there's no way to get there from there there's no way to get there from here going down there is worthless can't open this this isn't a chest and if you're talking about this there's nothing in it I've already opened it there's nothing in it and it's still closed down there I'll still go back to the start and see how it works oh it actually didn't let me save actually it did let me save just told me it didn't all right let's see oh no nope it's still closed oh [ __ ] what are you talking about reality should lead me to the source leader what are you gonna do ah new gun actually no it's not it's the same gun I had on the ship wait there's just there's no way to get there I'll try improvising a little harder I do have an idea in mind we'll see how it works okay foreign let's see there's an invisible wall here oh no what are you supposed to do then well what thanks to resub Twisted Katie fisherman in tier one Second Coming oh oh no wait I wasn't looking the invisible walls down oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm oh I'm getting mauled to save just save just save we're good we're fine got it off in time we're good the improvising has worked holy [ __ ] we're through let's go what you were talking about we are in an alternate reality I bet there is nothing beyond that they didn't program anything the [ __ ] are diverging forces to guard this King there are fours everywhere Peter what are you gonna do why say that one won't even blow up I need to climb up the old-fashioned way yeah there is there is nothing to do here this is all invisible walled off the explosives don't even work they did not anticipate anyone would actually get past the tower that doesn't work oh [ __ ] that was close I almost went straight to hell no you can't climb the chain that's what I tried I tried jumping at it it doesn't work I've seen that it's very interesting to say what it might be right things are you some Taxi or Mr T and Sean and Arc there are some Houston Shino and the prime zubi yeah there's just nothing more to the game all that [ __ ] in the trailer doesn't even exist in the game what the [ __ ] maybe you missed a trigger I don't know where I did everything they wanted me to I climbed that Tower [ __ ] six times I went all through the back rooms over there nothing works like the game just doesn't work things to resub crunk it needs to resub juice I think you saved quitting [ __ ] up the triggers well it wouldn't have mattered because doing it normally didn't change anything either safe pudding was the only way to get this far I think slightly out of phase I'll let him kill me there's a recent caffeine and stacks so maybe I'll try killing all the enemies what are you talking about we are in an alternate reality unknown the [ __ ] are different there are [ __ ] everywhere I'm reading multiple homes being this way it should lead me to the source leader what are you gonna do improvise okay I've killed all the [ __ ] on this side by the old-fashioned way also this this wouldn't matter because once I'm up there there's no way of getting down without save quitting because you can't actually stop climbing so you can't actually get off of this so even if this somehow did activate a trigger it would be meaningless because I can't get down [Music] there's there's nothing to do so now I can't get down and that's still closed anyway maybe rope I don't see how that would change anything oh this is my grapple I guess that's what that was for in the ship how does this work is there any grapple points is Theresa Baden the climbing down doesn't work because you can't get off so I'm just stuck here forever they forgot to program a way of getting out of a climb so there's nothing to do here yeah oh what did I hit what did I I don't I don't know what I hit but we're off I think I hit Alt left alt is to walk I think that's what I hit holy [ __ ] oh my God we're doing it we're [ __ ] doing it oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] what he's shooting me from inside a rock ignore him ignore mcnorm Al ah [ __ ] ah Jesus Christ oh what what in the [ __ ] he's inside a rock Jesus okay we did it though something oh my God we're actually through that's just a lesson in persistence never giving up quickly oh get out of there leader oh [ __ ] is happening what the [ __ ] is going on nice hologram let's go I wonder if every mission is as completely [ __ ] as that one we don't need anyone tell us what to do we are free to follow our own path [Music] there are those who will take the freedom from us but it's our ability to choose your own way thanks recent Bliss this is a pretty city here according it's embedded [Music] a mess signal located leader what are you gonna do improvise I will find her oh what [Music] is the resub ironic General did you find the Hologram yep finish just yet is that Carmine from Gears away [Music] but they're still home no you're here you're a hero to this man and women all right coming is it those goddamn [ __ ] again thank you where am I going where's section c ore Hollow time more horse my gun won't come out my gun is stuck wait my gun won't come out this is a war crime Captain fight back help okay maybe I don't need to kill them [Music] I can't engage me my my gun won't come out [Music] pardon me oh my gun's out okay I just needed to activate my jet pack to get the gun back out oh not again finish just yet comrade boneless in the prime doc we've got much water we lost people but there's still hope that you're here on Mars I want people here's some Johnson magma they're coming for eign Engage The Enemy the favor of the colonel no [ __ ] filthy [ __ ] oh oh boy I won't reload it won't reload more crime War crime War crime [ __ ] this [ __ ] all right we're good I just made a full circle thanks for your yard hey good level [ __ ] hello Warner oh no maybe it's good to see you what happened there all right Mr Krabs in Cosmic and Horizon I don't fully understand my help the restoration of time will not predetermine your destiny that's for you to shape agreed oh I know what you've been doing you're looking for an answer I guess geologram do whatever it takes if I give sub tons the bits aqua Helena excuse me they're everywhere they're coming well they're already here Wonder hostiles in all directions yes I I see that I'm out of ammo shoot it can you start shooting maybe I'm completely [ __ ] out of ammo [Music] foreign that's where the level ends I just got to kill these last couple of fours [Music] can you stop Helena [ __ ] help ah okay hello Warner it's good to see you what happened there I'm so sorry I was too late we can't change a future Smithy we don't really understand Caitlyn how the restoration of time will not predetermine your destiny that's for you to shape [Music] I forgot to pick up this ammo here I know what you've been doing it's all handgun ammo for an answer takes not Jesus Christ Corner get ready they're coming on Earth we have hostels in all directions Engage The Enemy I am Elena I am shoot it foreign let's go we did it Helena you okay fine I'd once like this for breakfast God damn right some Horror's Army advances ready to butcher every last one of them the leader of the [ __ ] is samahore okay we fight for free interesting we [Music] Colonel to all nearby units [Music] there is a baron Joe Zaza simply and mailman received with caution what are these robots dollar evil foreign I wish my AI Partners were programmed to fight oh there's no ammo oh wait yes there's over here leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone here we go two of them are fighting at least what is going on with my friend's arm [Music] s nice good work [Music] uh where where am I going [Music] who's who's doing this is that everyone have we defeated samoth Horrors reinforcement oh wow reinforcements you're a hero to this man of women and don't you forget it where where do I go foreign ah this is a this is the door clearly obviously resub not AI Intel holographic reality the universe is a hologram There Are Places that's simply are inaccessible to us and that what we perceive as our for dimensional universe is actually the boundary of a higher dimensional I don't need the one giant hologram many of our brothers were captured some remain in hiding Boar's armies continue to hunt us pray on the weakened vulnerable they need your help General well they'll have it captain where are they we have a plan to end this war we now have the laser weapon system very good but it can works if we don't have the targeting data that's why we need the hologram can we get this man some glasses he is struggling my promise okay I'll find it we always fight for freedom but now all that changed agreed emperor it's just a matter of time before school time attacks who the [ __ ] is that the enemy has restarted time on countless previous occasions using each online to learn and to perfect his plan we can send travels back into the current timeline we get all a grand before the enemy let's go forth and bring back the hope of humanity it's time to go to war Amen brother we like War here I come Chris in tier one strong fish oh [ __ ] it's a big volcano oh God oh Jesus Christ damn you Sam a [ __ ] Jesus he's high holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did someone give my man some fentanyl before this like Jesus captain oh God oh that helicopter was going the wrong way they were deserters they deserved that no stay and fight things a bit stick yeah the FPS is struggling here there's a lot going on foreign [Music] God damn it's loud holy [ __ ] I feel like I'm actually on the beaches here of Normandy God we've got to get into Mordor quick Sam a [ __ ] is somehow controlling a volcano hormandy nice everywhere that monster goes that is short follow you always said this day would come what day is that the day we charge the erupting volcano this man I am so invested in this let me go to the bathroom real quick give me two seconds remember back where'd the game just go oh my God there's no what all I did was pause and it shut the whole thing down I gotta please just give me a sec also fill up my water there's some Sly and Jesus Berry in the prime B all right I'm back please give me some bmk potato Milan II and op foreign 's there we're good thanks to the reset milgo everywhere that monster goes that's its short follow [Music] ers oh these are huge God this is so [ __ ] slow [Music] okay it's probably enough foreign get ready nice they're coming holy [ __ ] okay oh everywhere that monster goes that is short that's recent [ __ ] oh and I have to pick up all this [ __ ] again freedom come on you don't have to pick it up yeah dude I don't have any ammo otherwise can't get it anywhere else [Music] all right play time everyone get ready for those goddamn things are coming is he stuck I can't stuck reload please I wish Helena would fight just like a little bit she doesn't even have to do much looking good nice got them all you're a hero to this women and men is there still more oh there's like a whole other area okay how do I get there this portal just leads to the other side over there that's not helpful always hiding bad boy all right there's a recent Gator incense good foreign what's what's left oh there's one guy left Jesus what a piece of [ __ ] you're a hero to this man of women yes sir you bet your sweet baby I hope there's a boss battle exit Prime um say something cool [ __ ] Epic foreign shy thanks for some Commander there that's am a [ __ ] dirty red at the end I must be some hologram who is that who are these two things to be some sloth and mole [Music] I won't let you get away with this any longer samahor I'm here for the hologram takes the [ __ ] Makaveli you always said this day would come time to finish this I did always say this day would come here I'm going in oh God wait oh my God my guns I need to re-pick up ammo I guess oh Jesus go get him I need ammo get it right first things to reset DJ we have hostiles in all directions they're coming all right now we're good okay I can't [ __ ] see it oh you know what I can do I can go into first person I haven't done that yet or not I can no longer go into first person doesn't let me anymore I can't see watch out Helena nice foreign I think that's the last one you're a hero to this men and women nope I see another one there we go is that the last one oh nope a lot of ammo there we go you're a hero to this men and women yes sir yes sir there's some trading Berg Poland City they need your help General I can leave these people to die can we just kill samahore it's on you General what what are we talking about where's the I don't want to fall through the map I don't think it's back here looks like it is where is the Gateway should be like an orange portal okay It's gotta be up there well no I it has the same effect over there oh there it is foreign I don't want to go back to Holland city I just want to kill Samuel horror once we take him out all of our problems will be solved [Music] damn it thank you tier one though [Music] [Music] he said slam into subjects [Music] stop whining we're on our way oh that guy's missing his eyes oh God no [Music] why is the wind blowing in the cockpit [Music] oh no how to get all we're losing everyone [Music] [Music] he followed us to the present biggest mistake he'll ever make this is one hell of a Chase what's happening Elena what is happening oh God no no oh thank God way to protect her thanks Theresa Mason Theresa Benson how much longer is this game wasn't that one of our own I'm pretty sure we just killed our own units [Music] we're getting him [Music] no way there's no way that killed samahore not after all this that'd be so anti-climactic plus we still have his group to call or it's Rook tar at some point I think so maybe Samuel horror is just the beginning I got one here four to one are heading into the peacocks on which survivors for Evac [Music] y Prime Ninja I don't want out no no he just tripped him foreign I need ammo oh they're right here I can't see I there are so many lights okay got him foreign oh my God he's just dumping all of the effects on the goddamn asset store in here holy [ __ ] this is the saurian thing someone shooting at me oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I can't see all right we did it thanks very subcycle on me [Music] I think there is some rusty whoa [Music] that flexibility [Music] original oof foreign nice Jesus it's still going like a 15 minute long scene they're everywhere let's just charge Samo [ __ ] what is what is rolling through right now all right nice all right we had to have killed like 400 there hey Teresa Brava tier one mindless in the recent pinguino the bits butter Helena get out of there it's gonna blow up thank you thanks for the reset of silver he's still dog oh these innocent pedestrians I won't let you get away oh I need ammo give me 35 minutes to collect all this ammo thank you foreign I can't see all right Sarah no one except the greater good and freedom which is the greatest good I can't [Music] there's a part of your subs cat man the prime turtle from the Reese of Eric and binocchio thank you for that cat man thanks the resubmub other way what a shot oh this is so sad I'm stuck I'm stuck I'm stuck oh he almost killed me holy [ __ ] that would have been sad yeah things Arisa Lance paw and dragon you cannot run me [Music] why are there still people driving on this road with all this gunfire [Applause] [Music] we can still catch him man this is the fastest ice cream truck of all time no at least he died knowing he was helping a good cause foreign and I'm already on this ship I'm flying it exit to get some solid snake in the receptira Helena's Gonna Save Me let's go Helena beat his ass [Music] boom give him the knuckle sandwich [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] close call this game ends now that's So Meta you cannot stop me I'll stop you right here and now Samuel God damn it Elena pull yourself together you okay yeah [Music] go go [Music] [Music] oh boss battle I hope oh kinda [Music] nice one thing of ammo huh that's all oh wait no there's more this was in the trailer this has to be towards the end he's a bit stitch on yeah I can't say I saw that sounds about right though okay I'm here Samuel [ __ ] nope gotcha [Music] do I go over to that [Music] uh samahore you and your tricks ah ah [Music] [Music] oh not that ammo Christ [Music] all right [Music] okay so now what [Music] uh what what do I do now no damn use him a [ __ ] [Music] [Music] oh I can try the grappling hook I guess it hasn't been able to be used this entire game but now maybe is the time [Music] where's my assault right okay whatever oh that's sad what the [ __ ] what are you supposed to do [Music] [Music] where do I go from here because I can't I can't do anything up there I think there's just like a certain amount of enemies I need to kill or something because there's nothing I can do up there grappling hook doesn't work I will actually I can't even I don't even have to grappling hook anymore it's a three set of spaghetti [Music] oh my God I just wanted to save the game so I didn't have to just keep picking up the ammo Christ all right whatever I'll just keep picking up the [ __ ] ammo I guess [Music] the prime 500 miles thanks to get some cool calamitous in the recent raw steak [Music] oh that's [ __ ] tragic that time I was too high ugh exit tier one mind [ __ ] [Music] I'm just gonna go back here and get this Submachine got ammo that should be enough nope that's shotgun ammo I thought that was just whatever all right [Music] that's too low ah this is I don't I don't know what to do like I can make that but then from there there's nowhere to go what what the [ __ ] are you supposed to do here [Music] I just didn't hit a jump press T to hollow time how does that matter all it doesn't slow them down I'll make this one but then what [Music] yellow light what does that matter do I shoot it doesn't seem to be doing anything [Music] I don't have the grapple Prime tea just is that which slows down enemies and with nothing to hit it's not going to even detonate [Music] can't fly up you can only fly in whatever altitude that you hit the jet pack foreign do the same as F nope f is straight up you're right okay we're there [Music] that's a game changer I don't know why they have two keys for this instead of just letting me control the uh it's my other gun instead of just letting me control this okay my other gun's not here I'm just gonna try and go straight through holy [ __ ] I can make it I fell straight through oh yikes foreign [Music] oh God I'm going home [Music] God damn it samahora wins again [Music] [Applause] exit the resub skinny and Winkle bottom and moon Fang and tomato and grim [Music] nope stop stop stop what the [ __ ] stop stop okay do I have my assault rifle this time I don't okay yes I do here we go okay oh [ __ ] me [Music] [Music] [Music] nice and clean these are so skinny foreign there we go this actually has bullet drop for some reason tried to Ambush me not today all right I really hope Sam a [ __ ] is not far away what a strife foreign oh all right looking good holy [ __ ] I had ammo I've just gotta make this what the [ __ ] right back just run it back run it back holy [ __ ] okay oh yikes bro okay just run it back let's run it back there we go we're in it's you have a horn you bastard I didn't even know he was actually hitting me there's no [ __ ] feedback when you get hit God damn it [Music] [ __ ] I wonder if I could just reach that without the portal this is also the only accurate gun in this game [Music] what the [ __ ] all right this is for the hologram I really think if I go for it right now no actually I'll die the second I make it through the portal even if I it works to the samahore okay this is a bad idea holy [ __ ] stop stop oh my God I thought I could get the jump on him like that didn't realize I wouldn't be able to control it for [ __ ] all right now I need to make it through this portal and immediately take cover and get some ammo okay Jesus Christ Jesus Christ [Music] please pick it up no can't take cover and grab ammo at the same time it just pops you up stop please just stop can't save trying to save crashes the game [Music] Where'd I get this ammo from I got a patient please stop please stop please stop let me foreign I hate that the only way to pull a gun out it does I hate that the only way to pull a gun out is by having to [ __ ] burn my jet pack here then I have to wait the whole time for it to go away [Music] oh my God pick it up give me some move on [Music] all right thank you where's the guy down there oh my God okay oh [Music] almost there foreign so close then I just can't get melted by Sam Lahore through the portal which is tough because he like instantly melts me I have a good amount of ammo though so let's wait for my health to come back I actually almost insta died going through that holy [ __ ] oh here we go cool I can cheese them through this for the hologram take this Samo [ __ ] no your time has come God how many shots does he take what the [ __ ] there's no way it has to just not be working right now there's no way I'm gonna run out of ammo before I kill this guy there we go yes Sam a [ __ ] is dead thanks Arisa and Lukey sinso and the bits jinx yeah your finish is somehorn how long is I don't think so no the hologram on my side damn this is epic [Music] thank you keep slapping them around oh nice move I can't really tell what's happening but it looks like we have the advantage there's so many camera angle changes here holy [ __ ] so oh my God nice now pop him [Music] no kill himself please don't tell me there's more to this [ __ ] game oh my God no he's dead we did it [Applause] new tomorrow oh shucks it's no big deal guys honor Sir With You General I'm a man of my world there's always hope foreign that we didn't really have a conversation there effectively but I like the spirit Ben's here today I'll Always Love You likewise Elena good game where's the emperor [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] also what is the hologram this is all for the glory of the Hologram but what is it where is it [Music] [Applause] that is going hard [Applause] [Applause] hey what's up guys these fireworks are awfully close to setting us on fire [Music] these are five this is Jeff CoolMax supercell at chimp and satanic in the sky and cannibal [Music] all right [Music] yep where's the hologram [Applause] [Applause] I really just gotta let this all soak in for 40 real world minutes [Music] hey congratulations Elena [Music] now where's my trophy but thanks for saving the human race trophy [Music] [Applause] [Music] I think there are some fluffles in Hamilton [Applause] damn just another medal [Applause] [Music] did we just forget about the hologram [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I hope samahor is in the crowd cheering too oh the Hologram was inside of us all along [Music] [Applause] yeah hologram [Music] let's go foreign [Music] Rowan and resub chroma all right I don't know if that was his first game but overall a very impressive attempt uh if if the levels worked better I feel like that would have been less painful to go through the second level actually barely functions so that needs to be patched also this is a speed run world record since I'm the first person to have played this so time is freedom oh the game is Just looping it didn't even take me back to the main menu it's just like uh we we know you liked it so much the first time why not give you the Encore I'll send you right back in I I know you're gonna be playing it again just crashed by the way I forgot oh no wait we're still good there's a second ending yeah let me take a peek I'm gonna fast forward never mind I can't fast forward now oh okay that was fun I don't regret the 25 on that I enjoyed that got almost two hours oh got a little over two hours worth out of it too things at five give sub Sparrow and the rest of slick and Nick that was 25 bucks yeah it was on sale was it 25 or 23 let me see okay let's take a peek 24. I think he's the bitstin it was better than the new Saints Row that's true oh that's sweet load thank you for that I don't know if I'll do something like that Kate but we haven't gone through all of them yet there's been a couple good ideas from it I haven't done them yet or anything though thanks for use of Gunplay what is this this is an FMV first person psychological horror game the voiceovers are scary and completely real this actually doesn't look bad this actually looks kind of interesting this looks like one of those unreal five tech demos we've seen so much of recently no it looks awful well I mean like visually is what I'm talking about there's gonna be a crying person somewhere in here whining and then yelling no maybe not oh that's it ableist 2 sorcery I'll play it someone wrote a review but it's not showing up it's a haunted review all right I'll start the download Jonah you know turn the lights off prey and onio I'm gonna take a tinkle real quick I'll be right back foreign oh that looks really cool on stream with the Christmas tree going well let me turn on the moist sign man what what happened Outlet off there we go how does that look on stream I bet that looks [ __ ] cool oh that looks nice oh that is some like super gamer [ __ ] oh yeah these [ __ ] Vibes are Immaculate now all right let's play a real spooky game I'll be only the second person in the world to have played this one exit tier one Cooper and the resub Cabbage jordanski Stark and the prime Nixie in the resub pray [Music] extremely disturbing scenes huh the decision to play this game belongings to the player I mean I'd hope so I don't think anyone's been like kidnapped and forced to play it or anything as we said Trent D Chung tcat and jordansky [Music] there's gonna be a jump scare in the loading screen damn that have been hype this really does look like live action this has to be a blend 100 this has to be a blend of like in-game and real life footage makes me some coffee [Music] foreign [Music] English when you and Jackson gonna play Devil in Me we'll finish it like on Thursday note okay [Music] progress is saved every five seconds seems very generous [Applause] [Music] there's some cheese [Music] why do I move so slow is my character got like a broken leg it's also really dark yeah the trailers definitely used like real footage like human like human footage real life in game it's very different I can't see [ __ ] [Music] there's got to be a flashlight okay here's my camera or the spare batteries at still so [ __ ] dark I can't really tell I don't know where the spare batteries are okay this this is me trying to run something up there just a gunshot could have been anything oh boy someone's getting slapped around [Music] each digit in the password determines the letter order of the password [Music] [Music] and Bryce my God it's so [ __ ] dark even with the camera all right hey you seen any letters in here I don't really know what I need it for but I'm sure it'll be important [Music] I'm starting to run low on battery [Music] four okay probably a jump scare up the stairs there's a resub clover in the prime Madara I'm almost out of juice here I can't see a [ __ ] thing if I don't have it on though I actually can't see a [ __ ] thing without it on what's going on do you think it's only one letter per how or one number per house probably said twin can't open that now there must be more to do this chair was floating [Music] man the sensitivity is low that's the reason the prime Sam oh Crouch how do I get out [Music] hello I need an exit can't keep me locked in here at least I'm getting some batteries out of it oh my God all right I'm turning my DP out DPI up I'm biting the bullet I hate changing around my DPI but this is like unplayable how slow it is a tier one moose no need to interact with this somehow God I hate this Scavenger Hunt games so [ __ ] boring well am I just trapped here forever or like what's up with that no no no no no no no no no no no how did that even turn on there was a lock in the bedroom uh you're right I can't interact with that and I can't Crouch how the [ __ ] do I get out of here foreign what the [ __ ] Bros walk past the door you're supposed to go through like five times you're talking about the front door that's the only door I haven't opened and I can't open it what the [ __ ] are you talking about man the door downstairs I also can't open up I got what I came here for I can't interact with that there's only one light switch that way I'll turn this light switch off maybe foreign [Music] the touch clicked on everything [Music] what am I supposed to do in this what the [ __ ] the trailer made this look like actually fun I'm just stuck in this [ __ ] house opened all the cup the cabinets tried to touch that wait there's something there just another battery there's got to be a reason this door is locked there's got to be a way to unlock this foreign [Music] chair here somehow okay there's a jump I don't even know I didn't even bother trying to jump it didn't seem like a game where you could doesn't help me but whoa huh so it doesn't work on the actual lock it works where oh what in the random spot five letter password I have no idea I haven't found five letters I've only found zero four that's not a bad idea Donald that's the recent gym five letter password what like what what do I do like the password's not here the game said it'd be a five letter password throughout like the town right so it's not even all here oh I don't even know you could open these oh my God foreign now I can finally leave and enjoy the jump scare behind me when I turn around [Music] I was wrong again I really had to use the bathroom Jesus Army crawling all his way there finally though we can get out of this there we go okay so that's where the five letter password goes thanks recept sleepy la la man you guys got some Jets on him [Music] going turbo speed holy [ __ ] what size shoes are these sized 19s oh my God holy [ __ ] they almost blocked the entire doorway m104 [Applause] that was a really loud sound for a picture falling what who what what are these Tom and Jerry sound effects why is everything so [ __ ] loud sounds like they're breaking like 19 pounds of glass can I open that one foreign pull this down in order to leave since the front door I'm guessing is locked behind me like the other house please resubmeric oh the pictures are trembling they're dancing M1 r304 [Music] what does it all mean I definitely need the hammer from up there could also try and use it to defend myself against the uh big scary guy Jesus Christ this is all so loud calm down why is he the one screaming he's more afraid of me it's like a crocodile or no it's a snake snakes are more afraid of you than than you are of them not crocodiles I got it wrong I found the Hammer by the way I'd love to pick it up wow I can't see anything ah no this hammer I see this guy's probably gonna [ __ ] have a conundrum or a Outburst again oh is that me doing it damn really blast those bad boys out of there okay what was it M1 r304 M1 r304 two more oh geez things are you said fry Lord and Kodiak okay like why was that so loud it's just a [ __ ] shovel this whole game is so loud loud equals scary Christ it's actually hurting my eardrum [Music] whoa he's back [Music] that was a pretty wild beat [Music] are you talking about anything over there gonna give you some Bash what's the zero four in reference to oh it's not gonna be a word because m equals one I figured they'd be like m something R but then there's zero for or was it oh for the fourth oh my oh it was an O not a zero oh okay I wonder if I could just go guess it do a little speed run okay dude's just skating around I think if I get one more letter I can probably guess it this guy about to dance for me was that big guy no such luck yeah I'm pretty sure the character I'm playing as has some kind of leg injury because my God he moves so slow it's like he's stuck in quicksand this is the first thing I've been able to pick up by that has to mean something they're [ __ ] prop surf not that that'd be like helpful but I wonder [Music] yeah I can let me see if I can go outside and fly I'll put the fear of God and the ghosts out here the demons will be really mad no damn oh yeah damn they thought of everything I can like kind of super speed myself on it but that's not like helpful I mean I guess it could be helpful for like a speed run Strat actually I'm flying I'm just straight up flying okay I've left oh my God I'm going straight to heaven all right I must have caught a ramp and got some altitude now I am the spirit haunting this Village the shoes on the other foot okay coming back down for re-entry oh my God I missed oh boy oh Jeepers that's gonna be a reset that's sad I'm gonna have to do all that again that stuff that's [ __ ] tough the game also crashed so tough run it back God damn it [Music] things are recent Luna bat in filthy Cubone [Music] there are only four English words it can be Marone marour miros and [ __ ] wait really so M1 R3 04 there's only four English words that that can be that's amazing hold on if I think it resets the password though about to check the resub stopper oh my God it saves every five seconds that has just [ __ ] me so hard we're gonna have to restart the whole game and it seemed like such a good idea on paper too [Music] [Music] oh damn it damn it God that's sad oh well here here we go again I hope the intro is skippable though thanks to give some Dan it is 2022 please stop with this unskippable intro [ __ ] oh my God I'm gonna go pee real quick I'm bareback I know [Music] foreign [Music] foreign oh and I'm gonna have to hear all that ear piercing [ __ ] again [Music] foreign God damn it I think it's a prime maze in the resub champ [Music] [Applause] on the prime ugly [Music] what do you think about smile made a whole moist meter on smile I actually liked it as like not even a bad movie like I just like [Music] I didn't go this way last time let's check this spot out I think the prime crumb s whoa oh oh man whoa big guy oh it's a totally different password yeah S4 damn that's unlucky S4 R2 damn we're getting the password quick this time though r2s4 where does this go oh my God R2 s405 or o5 how many words in the English language can have that R2 S4 o5 probably not gonna be a word no it has to be a word nothing in here is this a spot I can enter he's trying to protect it he knows I'm on to him nope no code here I guess just a battery [Music] was he there last time or is that new I don't know it was so [ __ ] dark I couldn't tell rest in peace though big guy I wonder if it's the same set of scares okay I know where everything is here at least floating chair Keys down here oh my God the keys aren't here no they didn't go far [Music] yeah I'm definitely gonna get a speed run world record on this run I think actually this is kind of [ __ ] clean foreign then we can probably brute force it [ __ ] randomized unlucky no code here guy crawling around so how many English language words are there that has R2 s405 wrist and crest [Music] nope neither one of those worked I think I probably have to see them otherwise it won't work wait this doesn't work at all wait there's no there's no zero all right sorry there's no o I don't know why I just immediately took chats advice on it can't be torso it's R2 [Music] it's R2 s405 cross that one actually made sense too wasn't that though arson R2 S4 bro S4 it was S2 r405 wait what what was it I no I think you got it backwards I think it was R2 s405 [Music] maybe it's not a real word no I think it is okay we'll just find one more [ __ ] it it won't be that hard anyway we'll just go to the other house I'm pretty sure the other house is always going to have one since it seems like an important house with a hammer [Music] look at the bits Marina English is literally only process [Music] where was the code in this house this this house had one right I'm pretty sure it did [Applause] [Music] God that's the loudest glass of all time sounds like 15 garbage trucks colliding [Music] C3 okay so what does that leave us it's not it's not it's not a real word that's because that'd be RCS oh rcso the [ __ ] could that be yeah so it's just not a real word I can still brute force it though but it's not a real word I wasn't there last time was it oh I just didn't see it last time I just heard the scream oh yeah it's definitely not a real word it's just random letters surf again no absolutely not I do wonder if that could be used for a speed run in this game once I beat it I'll see where the ending trigger might be and I'll try and surf to it like that and see if you can just skip the whole game and that last one's not here I don't need the battery so the last one's got to be over here [Music] okay [Music] I'm assuming I need this for something besides surfing obviously I have to use it as like a little step I don't know where though maybe there's like an offering to him oh [Music] what the [ __ ] the last code's got to be in here this is the only other place I can go or maybe I need to use that for something in a different building 1A you think that's what it means maybe you're right but there's one a last time too I think you're overthinking it I think it would still be like on the walls like all the others maybe I look through here and see it this has to be used for something besides surfing [Music] but what what would it be used for maybe like climbing through a window there's a resubs one oh none of those windows are broken [ __ ] the glare is so intense this has to have a purpose yeah none of these windows are broken maybe to go over this I think I just [ __ ] myself this seems out of bounds this is absolutely just out of bounds and there's no way I get back holy [ __ ] I'm gonna have to reset again I'm so [ __ ] oh my God why ah if I can just pick this up oh my God [ __ ] why come on baby come on baby let's go I'm back I want to try man what in the where where is the last one I'm just gonna go brute force it [ __ ] it [Music] I think the resub caramel this might take 27 tries but who cares okay what was the whole thing you can see the reset greasy I'll try this one first is that it art was it I think that was it is it was it rsco rcso rcso okay it's not gonna work I I already know I'm just gonna need to go see it there's no no shot this is going to work let's go [ __ ] huge outplayed [Music] so where's the cemetery oh right there I think it's a recent Marina whoa the whole gang rolling up [Music] if this is the end of the game I can absolutely get to this using my prop surfing and that'll be a really good speed run I mean I guess really good being super generous because of how [ __ ] slow you walk why would I even climb in here oh [Music] I mean this is kind of my own fault why would I just crawl into that [Music] magician cleric buried alive so he wasn't just a cleric he was a magician too [Music] there's no way that seemed the game the trailer showed a lot of other [ __ ] [Music] plus it's a 16 game there's no way that's it there's no way wait what [Music] did the trailer steal footage or something wait the trailer had so much more than that [Music] huh hold on look at this like look at how different this is God go back so like where was this like this I actually think they just stole all this footage wow huh like this is what drew me in like it actually seemed somewhat interesting like it looked really impressive but yeah they that absolute none of that was in the game all of this was wow well let me see if I can speed run it well I actually have the world record since I'm the only person actually beat this game but I want a faster world record than 54 minutes because I had a reset I want to see if I can prop surf right into the cemetery go right into the grave [Music] foreign [ __ ] you're right yeah that's gonna suck ass and you move so goddamn slow there's a recent Trader Sam lazy Brett and Andre shift to run I was using shift the whole time isn't that sad that was the Run things are the [ __ ] Misty and Theresa Roberto God if you just added intro skip to this [ __ ] I know [Music] foreign actually so big brain this is 100 just going to be like a uh mp4 file in the directory I know [Music] makes the reception smoke okay let's see if I can get the world record here I'm still going to need to spend like an extra second to pick up that spare battery from the uh back seat unfortunately [Music] oh making great time gold split gold split time loss missed the battery on first click come on baby God if I could just pick up like this shovel from there this would be so fast [Music] [Applause] [Music] I wonder if there's any other problem there or if it's just that like crate [Music] [Music] and the crate is far away [ __ ] this is actually kind of slow there's got to be another prop closer right or even what about this foreign from there come on come on it's not letting me in it's not letting me in oh my God that's so stupid it won't let you in until you go to the first house what I just had to jump over it for some reason what's up another time lost that's okay though it's okay though okay so I get out here I surf over to the cemetery go right in the whole time foreign oh I missed no hold on before it saves there was an invisible wall there I didn't expect that'll absolutely work though that'll 100 work really well oh my God it saved me up here what maybe this can still work I just need to get higher yeah there's like an invisible wall here man this saving every five seconds is such a [ __ ] oh my God wait what there's no invisible wall on the other side this will still be a world record let's go wait then I bet there's an even faster way of doing this without even needing to go all the way to the crate easy time that's absolutely world record no one else has played this that quickly [Music] he's a tier one snake tier one gorilla and the rest of brilliant in Thai faster I wonder I really don't think you even need that crate there's probably a series of jumps you can do eggs are you sub germ you gotta get past that intro first yeah I'm just going to delete it from the directory if it's there I bet it will be [Music] the tier one Stanley and the resub Brain let's see engine binaries third party that would be third party extras no got it Yep this uh I think this is the intro final video Su no that's the outro is this it let me see Yep this is the intro I'll just delete it there we go and that shaves a whole minute off of the speed run that is actually allowed in some categories that have like a useless intro that you can't skip I have seen that in a couple of categories I've run before so that's not like a cheating percent or anything that's just for the sake of like a better speed run [Music] I also could delete this but I won't this was also in the files but does it break the sequence nope it's totally separate that wasn't an engine which is why it was just there's a plain MP4 all right let's go baby put a timer up once I decide on a route I'll put a timer up [Music] oh my God it still plays it but without the video it still tries to run it but now it's just a white screen because I deleted it what the [ __ ] what I know that's so dumb um ask me an audio file maybe I don't think they'd be separate though because it was all I had the video I pulled up the video from the direct files and just deleted it but for some reason it's still going through it that is so frustrating stuff there's some Sundays I know [Music] hello hello [Music] I'm not sure Legend [Music] but it's from brynic Solutions on Twitter they're very talented that's a bit slurred replace it with a one second video and audio I don't think that would change anything I'll probably have to go into the actual configuration files and see if I can just flip that off but I have to hope that it's in plain text because I don't have like a real editor for it damn it I think the game oh the game didn't crash just loaded slow is are you so misguided [Music] already making better time no none of those are able to be picked up trying to do some like funny hop movement Tech but doesn't seem to do much [Music] [Music] I find it hard to believe that that's the only prop in the game [Music] okay what else can oh wait is this is this a crate no it's a Little Rock I can't pick it up let's see if there's a series of jumps I can do without a prop I can't move the chairs or anything damn [Music] oh because all I need to do is get up there but there's an invisible wall on that maybe I can just go off of this okay the most effective Strat that I've can see right now is just get this crate and then immediately go to the side wall there is a reset Kitty can you use saves to get you through the wall Maybe I can't pick this there we go God damn it I fell off oh all right oh wow holy [ __ ] that momentum okay went real deep there holy [ __ ] he's just got to be a faster way without going all the way over to the over there to get that crate there's gotta be there's just gotta be a faster way also let me see if I can find another file to delete there to get rid of the goddamn intro nope it's all actually it like it's not just in plain text there's nothing else I can really delete there yeah nothing for me to do there actually here's the Manifest no oh wait Yep this will work I can remove it from the Manifest because I can still see the content here so yeah I can just delete it okay that should work I don't remember which one of these it was so I'm just going to delete them both this will also get rid of the intro or the like a start screen here check it out this will work this should go right to the main menu assuming I removed the right thing which I'm not sure I did I did not let's see if I at least got the intro yeah I'm gonna go say good night just give me a second I'm in I'm in a scientific experimental Flow State there's some Ferris in the prime cheat and there is a Mega Man I have to know if this worked I think I think it did I don't see why it didn't why it wouldn't come on baby give me give me the good news I removed it from the Manifest there's no way I don't even know how I'd be able to pull I deleted the video and removed it from the Manifest startup oh my God so sad okay I'll be right back yeah all right I'm back there's the prime bling okay [Music] [Music] let me give you some twister [Music] it actually does feel like going sideways a little faster [Music] am I running a timer no I'm just gonna try something a little different no experiment a bit [Music] I feel like there's probably just a faster way of doing this overall besides going and getting the crate I'm gonna see if maybe I can just clip through the gate itself ugh [Music] yeah okay let's see damn I I thought maybe it put me on the other side unlucky God if there was just another prop to grab that was a little closer Glizzy or if I could just get up there without needing the prop ER hmm is this grabbable How can there be only one prop in this game I can grab and it has no purpose the only purpose is [ __ ] speed running how how is that possible it doesn't matter I mean I already have the speed run world record right now I just know it can be so much faster I think he's a prime slimy yep that's gonna be the only route that I know of for now maybe if someone decides to overthrow my speedrun they'll find something to understand Allah I'm 100 sure there's going to be a much faster way of doing it I just don't feel like spending all that time figuring it out right now the route I've got is like a sub two minute well sub three minute route that's not bad [Applause] [Music] why did he walk so slow I don't know he's just very slow surf out yeah I mean that that'd be faster but it's still just negligible when I'm pretty sure there's going to be just a generally faster way of doing it that doesn't oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay let me off let me off that doesn't involve using this prop man why is it taking off like a [ __ ] jet all of a sudden oh now it's gone I can't even practice it is it back in here oh it is you just reset everything [Music] should line up for the cemetery well the problem is there's a huge invisible wall over the cemetery so you have to get pretty high for that whereas if you just go to the other side there you can just walk around it here we'll see we'll just go right for Cemetery maybe that would be faster I don't know but you walk so slow I'm not sure see this is me at full speed right now [Music] get a timer now no I better get the world record it can easily be beaten but I just really know there's a faster route that doesn't involve that crate I know there is I just I won't be the one to find it that's weird first I've heard of that thanks Teresa Bayern okay that's enough of speed running that thanks Arisa DIA the research producer I want to see the official time yeah I'm curious what the time was it was probably just barely under three minutes is it Prime drutiniest you better respond to snico nope why would I man the whole point of the video was showing why I don't respect him why would I then respond to his awful response that guy is like an actual bot he is everything he preaches against I did see his Twitter post though where he put me on his anti-depressants page which I thought was wild I I don't know if you actually thinks I'm on antidepressants or if he's just again an NPC with only a few lines of dialogue I'm not really sure he does strike me as a guy who should be on them though because he is very much in a bad headspace I think they could probably help him as you look into getting a prescription he's a resub mocha and Glizzy in the prime treble it was about sneak out people keep saying that he responded to my video which obviously he would I'm not going to engage with that further it's very clearly just the back and forth drama bait I said my piece on why I don't respect them and that's that what else we got in the bad game Library um Robo what is it with all the dwarf games Dwarven mercenaries dwarf Mountain back to back no living thing can that's why it's our mission to delve deep into the secrets of dwarf Mountain I'm fine just letting those remain a secret to be honest last lover this is a hack and slash it is estimated that the global illegal organ legally traded and the illegal engine dollars and ligament plates be sold for thousouting Price while Health determines the price increment the price of the heart is a thousand dollars the skin is twenty thousand dollars the coin that's not at all what I expected that to be I don't know why that's listed as a hack and slash streets to oh this is a visual novel yeah wow over the uh combinations I was wondering what this was that's a weird bee we played Divine knockout I don't know what that is there's the re-sub soup it makes the resub Peyton and nastiest look for danger RPG Maker we had back-to-back fun bad games now all of these look like standard uninteresting not great games I played observation Duty probably huh I'd say there's a good chance no real gameplay there so what is this like dead by daylight or that doesn't really look like dead by daylight is counter spell look like it was drawn in paint probably was interesting ah rally eraser cool choices matter what a retro throwback Tom commanded me to make a simulation but does he want exhibits Porsche the first person just to enjoy it parsa most of it's going to boil down to getting lucky I have an idea vaporwave it doesn't even look like terrible or anything meat Madness siren head the horror experience they're like four years late to the siren head hype [Music] Jesus Christ it's just Slenderman [Music] well where was he there he is cool that seems boring bad what is this please read some ominous and Lando on Earth that's about to explode soon that was close don't be surprised folks cover oh my God I don't really like survival games this does seem quirky though siren head was created in 2018 yeah something like that Tea House of the Gods no this has become such a popular genre and I [ __ ] hate it the stand at a gas station or stand at some retail store while nothing happens for like 50 [ __ ] minutes and then one jump scare I hate that it's become such a huge trend it is so [ __ ] boring thanks erisa grew oh at least this time you only have to stand there for 10 or 15 minutes doing nothing a little bit better than the norm every Chilla art game I can't stand Chilla art games I don't like dislike the person behind it I don't really know them but I cannot stand their games I think they are some of the most boring games that ever get pumped onto Steam I played how many for now oh they're so bad it's a hot take I know I don't understand why people like Chilla art games it has to be just convincing themselves it's good because nothing happens what was that one at the hotel that was like an hour long game and literally you spend an hour doing nothing but collecting crumpled up paper only for the end to have a single jump scare and that's the horror it's so bad oh I can't stand it it's a mood it's yeah the mood is boredom like what's Eerie or unnerving about just walking around a hotel at night in a game it's been done a million [ __ ] times God I can't stand it it's not atmospheric nothing happens there's nothing it's empty it's literally empty all of Chile Arts games are just [ __ ] empty and build up to like a single jump scare I think the prime showy there is some peanut and siren oh that's what it was stigmatized property yeah oh [ __ ] God it was awful Eon fighter oh gun grave hmm I see that game a lot of people wanted me to try why is that mixed reviews I thought everyone loved it mixed is still good oh it's not what kind of cope is that mixed is bad a lot of people love this game what's wrong with it there's a bit peanut thanks for that you see some like actual gameplay check the reviews luckily yeah you've been gifted with a few secret weapons of your own that coffin on your back that death it's got the power to destroy Shields and deflect missiles they got that announcer who announcers the wrong word keep your enemies that voice-over artist that does all the Grindhouse films from the 90s death into their hearts rain blood down upon them unleash a raging Inferno Fury is your fuel and fire is your friend because the more you demolish I didn't want to see some gameplay man laughs bro you show me like a little gameplay there we go nope [Music] hmm it doesn't look terrible or anything he's a pretty big fan of oh this isn't the first gun grave game he's a pretty big fan of gun grave overdose back in the day first four levels of this are all right so just the janky game interesting it's [ __ ] you should try it okay I'll give it a whirl This Is 50 [ __ ] dollars though it's a very expensive bad game I think it's a resub Connor all right I'm just downloading tier one Matthew and the resub juicy in the resub kiritsugu really like the gun grave anime it's cool there's an anime and selling Game Pass oh whatever how was I supposed to know I just saw it on Steam is all uh all right hopefully it's fun bad maybe it's not bad at all easy resub orally oh it's great to hear thanks to the bits key stay strong keep up the good work I know it's been all right just been playing some shitty games the first shitty game I got really invested in hologram that went hard looks a recent Joker the horror game was kind of a scam I think Theresa dorza he's a prime blue jay and the resub Snipes gun grave is from 2000 well this is a brand new one but yeah apparently it's much older what was that sound oh my hands the anime aired in 2003 foreign thanks for that sweet I appreciate the kind words it's from mad house I heard it's good mad house used to be so top tier they have not had a banger in quite some time thanks Arisa noxus they haven't produced in a long time what was the last one they produced last big one I thought they had one not too long ago okay that's right all right things are used to Tokyo and Larry subdarian they didn't do the second season of one punch man so don't put that on them that wasn't their fault oh sweet welcome then lazy and thanks for that [Music] damn that guy is cool nice my name is courts and it's been quite a while since I met Mika hey Courtney was completely gone but that wasn't true Mika and I met after the battle against that scumbag gonpo of ravenclan unfortunately I could not catch gumpo and I got a severe injury that is when Mika or as I call her boss and I Met she's safe armed with a huge coffin and two guns was next to her and then there was the El Al Canal this is the group that boss leads to eradicate the seed I had to join the team since I owe my life to boss of course there is also my personal grudge against the ravenclan as well so far we tried our best to stop the spreading of the seed boss and I also found out that there was a seed refinery in scum land scum land huh the island is totally under ravenclans control ravenclin is a drug cartel ran by four bosses they call themselves a corporate company but we all know that they are the biggest drug cartel in the world the ensen Boost master he is one of the four bosses of the ravenclan Boost Master these names are cool he was spotted in Hong Kong he is a cold-blooded scum that likes to kill people with his Katana but for some reason he really wants to kill grave big wooshin she is called The Witch and she is also one of the four ravenclan bosses but I'm not too sure these rumors are full of lies so people believe what they want to believe turanti a damn old man he just seems like an old man on the outside but he looks suspicious and watch out for the old man's walking stick too and then there is gonpo I met boss because of this guy no thanks to him my arm was injured Aloo sometimes this arm comes in handy now boss and that Grim looking guy grave have head off to scumland they'll contact me soon until then the situation as well you never know when they'll be needing my health [Music] okay I'm caught up on the lore to scum land we go foreign we're coming in hot [Music] the visuals are cool where does it drop the ball is the gameplay just that bad the site is clear the cutscenes aren't like this ever again um one of those things where they budget dump for the beginning you breached clear and taken like a bio mutant site all right kick their ass let's go time to beat and eat some ass baby watch out guys thank you [Music] nice move so is the core gameplay with the guns I figured it'd be more of like Melee based and the guns are for keeping up a combo kind of like Devil May Cry great these are approaching great there are too many of them watch out upper level yeah thank you great you can bounce those Rockets back thank you nice great they're coming from all sides so one of the reviews said that the gameplay never evolved past this really I can see why this would get not great reviews it's time that's it here I come let me resub Lancer Nick Jack and the bits breathe destroy them spider tank great use your carpet [Music] surely there's a Sprint thank you [Music] great they're coming from all sides foreign this really should have been a hacking slash man I guess maybe it evolves into one later on possible it refused and indicated though rape the doors thanks recent Levi they have shields foreign Kitty [Music] you need to stop him raise the watch out don't worry courts I've got it thank you [Music] [ __ ] up [Music] huge watch out everybody yeah I'm popping off foreign [Music] no this guy that is the way you do it cool ragdoll [Music] thank you we're [ __ ] doing it [Music] nice [Music] [Music] I need to wait for all four watch out for Rockets watch out upper level foreign this is very dated starting to agree with the review thank you [Music] that's the way you do it oh boss battle let's go this would be nuts I bet there's a Monty and been sir too late man too late [Music] take this damn magic I could just sit there and change everything thank you foreign oh let's go [Music] oh yeah it wasn't farming beats or arts true um Isaac yeah this game is [ __ ] rough eek it's a shame it's got a cool style to it like the visuals were great in the intro [Music] your goal is great the enemies are approaching foreign oh man I'm getting [ __ ] up it's got me stun locked [Music] great jump over great they're coming from all sides nice these beats are going crazy stay on it I'm going for a thousand beats no what's up I've still got my beat counter going foreign these reflexes are nuts I've never failed the qte and never will outgrade rooftop okay this is just not fun holy [ __ ] exit Prime Panda I think that's probably enough for me I don't know why they wouldn't have made this a hack and slash I don't really get it huh that would have been so much better as a hack and slash very cool visuals like I think there's like a lot of cool style in there it's just man that gameplay is like actually [ __ ] awful it's just like one button he played a hologram longer than this yeah because hologram was like fun bad that gameplay is mind-numbing thanks Teresa Logan just checked the company has only three games certain the company has only three games to their name and this is the only one currently released yeah I mean it feels pretty amateurish from the gameplay perspective again that that intro [ __ ] slap though maybe they'll get it right on their next game I think there's potential there but yeah that gameplay is not very fun I would have put more time into it if the reviews didn't all kind of say like the gameplay doesn't really change after the like tutorial it's all kind of the same and it's all just one button and auto aim like that's not really fun it was the Prime Spud you didn't make it the bosses you're wrong I I fought waskin a little robot guy Connor was sponsored by this I always feel really bad in a case like that because I feel like if you just saw the trailer you'd be like oh this looks like it could be hype so you'd be like oh sponsorship deal sure I'll play it I mean I'll probably like the game and then bang it's like woof that you're stuck into a few hours of pretending you'll like it Tech tone spent an hour of his sponsor losing his mind dying on train level uh that's level four right that's the one that everyone's that two of the reviews I guess said they quit on that must be bad show us the train sure I'll look it up what's the name of this game gun grave what is it gun grave Gore yeah gun grave Gore freight train I mean it just looks exactly like level one and two except now on a train nice this doesn't seem like harder or anything it just seems exactly the same there's a part where you have to like 20 seconds wait 20 seconds to go across the train and the fastest you can get there is 25 seconds but you have to jump over obstacles and Dodge mines oh let me see where's that at the [ __ ] up it's like at the end oh yeah this must be it help s foreign lucky I can see why that'd be a headache having to run that Gauntlet he say burst for it for that armor I guess I don't even know if it gives you armor I'm just assuming it looks way too repetitive and Mindless yeah rough maybe they should just make an anime for it again I kind of want to like this got me interested enough to see like what the original anime looked like because again the style was cool the like the visuals were cool anime's so good I'll probably watch it at some point I'm gonna watch all of baki starting from Baki the grappler season one I want to watch all of baki it's such an outrageously nonsensical [ __ ] silly show so I'm gonna be watching all of baki starting soon it's so wonderfully silly oh the girlfriend scene I love that scene I still don't even remember the context when I was watching it it was like season two on Netflix there's a scene where like one of the mafia guys from like season one comes out of nowhere while Bucky and his girlfriend are at like by a canal and he just walks up and he's like Bucky your girlfriend should be a prostitute and he's like well she can if she wants to be it's her choice and then she has like this internal monologue should I be a prostitute I don't know but I really like Baki I don't know [ __ ] I don't know if I want to be a prostitute and it comes out of [ __ ] nowhere I gotta [ __ ] nowhere laughs it was awesome this is so good that's only in the anime yeah probably I don't care it's still really like fun goofiness and biscuit Oliver is so cool so I'm starting it from the beginning and watching all of it the Muhammad Ali Jr [ __ ] is even dumber oh my God yeah that came out of nowhere like I don't know what it is like I feel like with Baki writing they just had no [ __ ] clue what they wanted to do so they just started throwing insane ideas around so Muhammad Ali Jr comes in and when he's there for some reason he starts wanting to [ __ ] baki's girl so he like takes her to lunch like I don't even know how they [ __ ] met each other anymore I don't even know if they knew each other but he somehow gets her to lunch and he's like I [ __ ] love you I just [ __ ] love you so yeah I'm really excited to watch all of that is the resub knob the sugar water scene oh to instantly repair baki's body yeah and then his muscles swore revenge on the man who poisoned them makes the tier one herbal the GPS trying to follow baki's father I haven't seen that part I didn't watch all of that season I stopped watching it so I'm just gonna start over from the very beginning and just enjoy the ride it's it was so fun I I still haven't seen anything quite like baki's insanity I also think their fights are animated horribly at least in the Netflix seasons it is basically a still image with a color line drawn for impact I think the action is absolutely horribly animated is it JC staff that does the Netflix boxy season that would make so much sense JC staff did the season two of one punch man they are truly just not talented when it comes to animation is the bits enthusium uh so you're getting the authentic experience then enthusium all right I'm going to bed I'm getting tired all right everyone Thanks for tuning in to everybody donated big Thanks new Subs welcome aboard sub means a lot thanks for subbing enjoy the emotes I will see you all tomorrow have a great rest of your evening who's streaming go on over to wow Rizzo's up really late tonight I'll tell you to Rizzo

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Length: 318min 3sec (19083 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 28 2023