moistcr1tikal Stream Dec 1st, 2022 [World of Warcraft, The Callisto Protocol]

hmm [Music] can you hear us yep um what happened to all my quests what do you mean I don't have any campaign quests active anymore um hit what's the last thing you did I needed one more foul feather and now that Quest is just gone is there a quest Giver here to pick it up again no um if you press M oh wait yeah yeah yeah it just it must have been hidden and I didn't see it okay did you finish the quest you have to do that one again I just need one more feather okay okay now I'm done noise oh my God Jim what a [ __ ] shame the good news is I think we're coming up on a dungeon that sounds pretty good I think we are as well where what quest are you guys on uh just go to the end of where what else do you bring it's just telling you to go right now we're just waiting an affront to her gift we must be wary so we're just sort of packs or sax by new believe so um d and pancake maybe not I have no idea yeah there is a new engine here very exciting plan no code can be quite aggressive accompany our friends we should just get this over with first I get stuck being your keeper and now I have to introduce yeah what go on then time for me to depart enjoy your time with these thugs they're too strong you dare bring that outside oh wait your kills count for me as well yeah that was a quick one oh no I'm not done I still need two more we must cleanse ourselves the daily watching from this throne yep one more nice this is a prime smack let's go oh hopefully that's the last time my computer will crash tonight but we'll see you're asking for a lot yeah I was gonna say ever oh it'll never crash again yep Danny go over and give it a smooch things yep I was literally about to say that is so weird didn't [Music] I missing here what do I need to collect oh this you did this last time I forgot to talk to the other guy I'll be back bye a cold front precedes the storm do you imagine though without dragonfly oh [ __ ] I know Jesus did you guys already do the sweet suckle incense well I did not thanks a Reese absurd oh then I'll wait for you and I'll come back for the meat sweet suckleheads is that the third Clan but I have no idea it was just one of the main quests exit resub Unholy I hit main quest is all the way out here I need raw game meat do I have to go kill for that or is it somewhere here oh wait here it is part of the cooking yeah the cooking thing yeah I'm an expert cook noise now we must season the meat grab some spice from our stores foreign s eat more spice than this get more is it Prime not happy resubmonstrous how good is your cookie I just did basket of space and I'm on a pot of space bring over the biggest container of spice Liam question Elon and yay are no longer friends oh man yeah they're going at it on Twitter oh are there you watching opening it because I kept seeing people there is never in my lifetime did I think I'd see trending in the United States Nazis uh on Twitter yeah you gotta look Matt can update me I'll let you know to give this to play by play I gotcha don't you worry now are you guys doing sweet suckle incense I don't know what that is yeah I don't have that one it's one of the main quests you go over here and talk to the guy Beats uh Omens and incense one of zero of one sweet suckle incense maybe that's next oh I think you already yeah you might have already talked to this guy oh yeah I already did talk to that guy okay yeah what what where do you get the sweet suckle incense I picked something up thinking that that was it I think five for these flowers and then use them to make the incense oh gotcha like by the river let's see yeah it's five is Theresa moral is that I need five of them yeah [Music] where's my last need one more me too I think it's a five gift Subs moral and Prime poop all right I made the incense nice I've also made the incense I'll meet you guys it's sansok Khan see you there there's gonna be some masaline and zaga I'll let you guys know when I found the last flower I can't find it Danny would you hurry up what I need to answer questions correctly again where are they try again incorrect try again and you need to answer questions correctly yeah of course I guess it's getting silly you can just oops you can just go down the list [Music] make way the Emissary from the green dragon flight has arrived I should have actually looked at my equipment to see what I had that was low level it has been many years yeah oh good news for you is they are all neck Pieces Just with different stats so oh thank God okay I thought I had a shirt on last night though hello oh I see you need to go up here be welcome do you guys have a campaign Quest right now because I don't know someone had to walk um it's down below an NPC had to walk up uh I see now it's up I think it's a resub brick oh my God all my uh all my pieces are epic upgrading oh really yeah that one turned into a 272 for me it's not fair yeah all my shit's ass you're so lucky you guys are just bad you're cheating what roads have you traveled see you soon who the [ __ ] do I talk to offer Aid to the green dragonflight oh we just talked to the same NPC I think and say uh yes I'll help you all right support is welcome our forces are small enough there are a few Defenders among us but we are gardeners not Fighters [Music] they're crazy Jake and Gifts of Ben soon have been plagued by these primalists it I will blow the horn on with the green dragon flight he thinks the prime apparents covering their tails I'm watching a cutscene what's happening with yay and Elon mattress everyone in your chat saying yay has been de-checked has he really Prime Loco you know what it is [Music] Kanye West which is Twitter handle I know it's not puffing up though really damn this guy's a seat why did this guy just get blasted with a lightning here I got him I got him Jesus Christ he said let's break one last window where we get out of here I caught this guy with Kim good night and it's Chris Paul it's just a picture of Chris Paul but like from a book what boy it's going well over there oh Jesus wait you guys aren't with me oh boy I can I can I can solo this guy look at this look at this kiting he retweeted pop faces tweet I said Kanye West promotes his 2024 presidential campaign the symbol that seems to be a swastika inside the Star of David what did he say about it he just retweeted yikes Jesus Christ uh uh 35 minutes ago no no I do not have a Target I require a tongue I need to Target something why wasn't it ah it turned off my targeting oh you don't personally exit the game like when you crash it doesn't save your latest changes I see that between foreign look at the most recent with The Pick of Elon on the boat all right I have that up is it in the replies or is that just what I'm looking at I don't know is this what one guy said where are you okay let's always remember this as my final tweet choice The Horizon okay grows dark my promise to the Emissary staff screenshot of Elon and yay texting was deleted previous Twitter I'm not a magic man I can't bring it back you must I am on Hooves of War me too just to be clear over here saying read me this stuff from the Twitter and you leave me yes we're still in the same place but I've left you in the dust on the the quests I like your funny words magic but all right I posed this question to you guys and to chat if tomorrow Kanye released an album out of nowhere it would be huge yeah it'd be massive for me it would be the biggest yet yeah it absolutely would be oh yeah it was a war I'm ready let's well I imagine wait where is it I don't even see it on my map It's Over Yonder yeah it's like real young oh yeah that is quite Yonder things to give sub Cameron I didn't see a quest for that dungeon so I think we go back because I remember seeing it on my main when I did this close slide I think the recent assassin have you eaten go well not seen such a massive Conflict for Generations so if anybody has them Cheryl yeah afraid slide him into Matt's DMS yeah yeah I did too okay but if I just got stuck on Crash no no I disconnected too oh did the servers just go down no I'm still in [ __ ] you guys can we both get crashed by that object yeah we both got stuck on the same object let's see Elon message Diane said sorry but you've gone too far this isn't love Kanye responded who made you the judge oh oh what roads have you traveled Kanye mental gymnastics from yay today is nuts tweeting out a swastika and then still somehow trying to say it's out of love is crazy but you just don't get it okay I don't even want a joke you've returned have you relayed my orders where will the wind I should warn you Boku has a bit of a self-confidence problem rest assured yeah there's absolutely still so many fans on his side too for no reason no so many is an exaggeration it's a few even I've seen so many of the meat Riders because I I tune into like his biggest meat writers even they're like holy [ __ ] this is absolutely nuts that's fair eat Point Blank said multiple times that he likes Hitler and then denied the Holocaust like yeah no matter like there is no mental gymnastics yeah there's nothing you can do for that one about what's your Twitter I have the screenshots it's super spicy Matt actually wait it might be it's spicy underscore matte I'm doing a back alley screenshot trade I need your guidance nothing I am not fit to be a Mystic I'm already over halfway to 65 boys Virgo went crazy I'm excited to read same I am excited to read I'm excited to watch the the race as well that's fine why don't we just compete in it through the front line you would have to have like 10 max level characters already well he didn't say we were gonna win yeah we're just repeating Jesus Christ we're just trying that's a good point good there's one thing Charlie's taught me is that it's not all about winning in fact it rarely is yeah true the friends you made when I think about Charlie that's what I think what can we do [Music] now I cannot commune with onara needs her help all right I feel like I'm way ahead of you guys right now I'm about to free Alton you're only one step ahead okay good well I'm just a little bit behind because I had to go restart some quests because of the crash um see you guys you guys chug along don't hop into an instance or anything uh that's all I ask aren't you going along the road getting closer yeah yeah you're like literally eight seconds behind me oh I just got stunned what an [ __ ] I'm on taken by storm and coding totems yep we're freeing all time did you get credit for that [ __ ] leech it's just mid-maxing I hate to Target something first I require a Target I do not have a Target that's a well thing I don't know who said about I'm just saying he had everything yeah yeah oh there's a rare here you go master in the rock are you guys getting credit for my totems no if it's a pick up a question might be able to come from Hit the rare though coming hold on yeah a bunch of people here we I oh hold up I'm not I'm not hitting it I got it I touched it oh I got the blue oh I received the two trinket I got a tamed Eagle yeah me too that's cool that is cool that really brought up my item bubble actually here I'm hitting a bunch of things if you guys want to come this way three more totems a whole bunch more again no I haven't seen the new Indiana Jones trailer yet did you end up watching the cocaine Here trailer oh no [ __ ] I was gonna do that earlier I didn't either so type all right I just need the retreat orders wait Retreat orders it's been taken by the storm I have to kill Sheila you turned it already yeah should it not fall to you I must rally was the one protecting all Tesla or whatever I will find onara I didn't want you guys to wait anyway you tried everything else I'm gonna go meet Boku see you nerds later get my dick sucked there's a uh glyph around here somewhere do you guys know where it is nope I do not okay I'm getting the little indication for it I can not get this last story stay safe holy [ __ ] this guy has three Quests for me what an [ __ ] [ __ ] the tall take a sideways I don't know I don't really like Boku I don't know find it all right let's do it you getting credit for the oh you haven't started this yet all right let's not do it no no do it I'm way ahead of you guys I'm actually teaming with some other guy named torture the patient which is hype I don't um have enough I'm gonna need to wait a while to get my bigger bag to get up there you got this you got this guys what are you guys feeling good what are you guys doing down there or over there oh that's big how many flaps did it take you oh yeah I'll just go get it later [Music] yeah all these quests too far away oh God I hated this place oh just the big uh yeah and it's all shared so Charlie waited we'd all just be right on the same time yeah but if I waited I'd be behind foreign let's do it I'm coming oh it's brazila Gale's shot you should have said something oh she's the quest no she's like a area Quest s hell yeah from new starter I got this I must get closer good work everybody huh too easy what the [ __ ] I got a ring oh 266. oh wait I just sold down something that I probably shouldn't have but I wasn't paying enough attention is what it is no point in crying over spilled milk now we said solo no I put a lot I'm here over here too oh I'm here oh I should probably just heal you don't forget to click on these cards right yep an aggregate credit for each other's yep I see another Wagon in the distance I see another Crystal oh there's a purple chest oh treasure chest wow wow that was cool wait show me the chest is in a second event I'm also fighting them up chest is on me very cool I need one more wagon Matt you said there's a wagon by you oh you already got it didn't you yeah I already got it yeah you need two more oh what did you guys get that yeah no I did not right no I didn't either I mean this one you guys already had that I didn't where are you Mr wagon no find it yeah inner scariest record oh nice there's a glip above us by the way that guy's gave me so much xp yeah I need one more stormbound essence oh I just started the next quest to protect Boku this will draw attention so keep the guards busy I require a talk is everyone on protect Boku yeah nope break Danny take it give me a second take it quick okay I'm on it all right is bound oh I'm taking so much damage holy [ __ ] I just noticed you're almost dead what why can't I heal myself right now with the I thought it's alt plus oh my God there we all heal you I'm fine oh what how did you heal so much all right you have a fair eel I guess I could have just put my plant down yeah I require a Target I need to Target something I just haven't needed to far away I did it wait I need to free oh there we go I still have a couple there's a bunch of stuff on me though if you guys can help me into a cutscene same afford me to do a cutscene and teleported me away I'm not just ignoring you okay okay he's gonna get such a strong chin holy [ __ ] [Music] I think now we go back we might be able to get the dungeon Quest oh okay where was that mountain s yeah because it's that big one out there are you going for the glove too Charles oh no I thought we were going to do the dungeon yeah of course it's the other way let's see if I'm if I'm high enough to get it I thought Danny said that we had to go back for the dungeon Quest yeah and then he said oh wait I went to the wrong Mountain just go you can go to the quest uh area I was trying to get a cliff okay I'm already almost there Jay even outnumbered and without onara we will fight on we cannot surrender to balakara who's the Prime Katon to his prime your clan is as motivated as ever sans.com 64 and 65. yep I think Charlie's about to be 66. I'm about to be 64. yeah 65. 00 all right he's just kind of walking in how large is the warband we should be wary this might be a diversion enough to OverWatch bugged out not yet we are still looking for them okay finish the report and sock is correct [Music] we can confront balacar myself Outsider you will come with me zigori Khan sunsok Khan where is prepare for battle is everyone on uh chasing the wind yes thank you Jenna waiting for the talking oh the horn oh jerusal thanks Reese of gobbled Glizzy your presence is wait for uh yeah yeah and near the full forces of granokud you coming mad but I'm not done yet no I still haven't played dark title plate at some point though that's a game we should all play together oh if you guys want to sure I'm done hey guys hey [ __ ] you took so long what the [ __ ] wait Danny he still doesn't have the quest yet I'm here everybody calm down okay all right I was just looking out for you we're getting crazy on this one okay yeah do a huge pool is there is there an aggro limit no no nice that's cool but why is this not what is going on okay let me use that spell too far away I require a Target where's the resub legend there we can just save these things and we should be done we have saved times we must get through balakar's lieutenants wow absolutely melted yeah we destroyed it you to easy why are we so good [Music] I'm ready I'm ready oh cutscene I'm not ready oh you hit 65. I did it 65. someone in chat from last night said if you only do Mainline quests it takes you to 66 Are we almost done with the campaign quests [Music] then they were very wrong we're not even halfway I think it takes you to 66 if you weren't an evoker because you started a little bit ahead of us I finished the campaign on my main today and I was around 68. what did you started oh oh I see what you're saying well I'm definitely gonna be like 68 when I do it and I'm an evoker though you are welcome at my fire um was that the Horn of your soul it was loud enough to Wake the Dead yes donara to bless balakar he blew the horn to lure the dragon I love the big boom it makes when you land from going fast you do just strictly campaign I can see that side quests and just finished campaign most people are saying 68 side quest them I mean we've done two side quests so that's a lot I use rest dexp so I should hit 70 right at the end s Roy circuit newer well but damn it's entertaining to watch I'm sure you don't suck I bet you're good at it slide my King's sacrifice will not be forgotten We Fight Together have you been thinking of a riddle no it's um it's supposed to be amazing authentic and Foos bear it was a mad original Riddle Man thinking of a riddle is so easy just come up with something Matt give me one off the Dome time it again [Music] what what gets longer as it continues to exist what did you say Matt all right damn it you're good wait what the longer time exists the more time is passed I don't know that's how much I'm in your head I can solve your own riddles well every answer to every riddle ever I always say time so yeah yeah you're a Time guy what gets large is you take more away well it's always it's always just like two things like that and it's always super obvious things you reset people hello that you speak with my voice now go quickly oh is he up there damn it yeah he's way up there yeah I foreign there's a glyph right above this top uh dragon guy oh no way well I don't want it you know what I just realized I haven't used any of those points from the glyphs so far I keep I completely forgot so I saved all mine because there isn't like a good place to upgrade it until you get to the main city which is like oh three-fourths of the way through the do the campaign but you can always go back to that first place we did it whenever you want to go sounds good to me oh I got a new mouse you're going to do a game content when he gets there he has to we're making him yeah what's something no one wants but no one wants to lose their life that's where my head went immediately very dark oh they didn't you can't want it before you have it right yeah that's that was my thought where's boku's report how far away is that holy [ __ ] I have come back Matt hasn't brushed his hand the more there is the less you see what could I be Darkness hello darkness my old friend hello I love having boobs how dare you how do you where the [ __ ] is Boku I'm not getting anything to pop up we'll see I'm sorry I don't know that one and where's Boku I met the next spot it's gonna be hmm what it's drier the more I put water on it my wife okay well that's uh that's actually an old riddle what gets dry or uh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is it the answer is on the towel riddle yeah what the [ __ ] is that one again how does that go what gets wetter the more you dry or whatever oh yeah yeah what gets wetter the more it dries and the answer is a towel obviously the eagle what building has the most stories a library oh nice that's cool what do you call a bagel that flies that's not a riddle I don't know so we just asked it in chat a bagel that flies a seagull right I mixed two up there's like what you call a bagel don't say that though Charlie will never eat one again I wish I didn't fall down here God damn it uh let me know when you guys are on Justice for solothis I'm on Justice for Solstice I'm about to be I think I'm just it's after this cutscene yeah what is greater than God more evil than the devil the rich needed the poor have it and [Music] and if you eat it you'll die plutonium the rich need it the poor have it and if you eat it you die holy Tony all right I'm here for the justice oh and if you eat it you'll die It's gotta be nothing breaking who cracks the keys all right I'm doing a big hole if you guys want to come join me where are you Miranda I see you're spinning I'm spinning the winning oh look at that pole that is huge uh [Music] yeah I kind of go a little hard on that AOE I am out of range I need to Target something first bringing your Chad said Matt is so high right now he does meth regularly how did you guys know oh that's crazy oh Monique could you get on Twitch again I thought I took your internet away I must get closer nice good work no no oh God I have a uh I have an elite on me I have a pickaxe on me actually I'm here Matt oh my God I just got I just got fire locked I don't help thanks don't worry I'm here in these guys first bylawed riddle me this I entertain but I need power I welcome mice in my home I run but don't put on shoes what am I entertainment absolutely just a computer yeah that is what it is I feel like the mice in my home was a stretch angry I was going to lay down here again everyone has married many people but has never married himself oh deals what remember an ordained minister the power of the State of Florida it's the goat man what a curveball can you imagine if it was the goat man though oh you're in weddings.com I still would love to do some Cryptid hunting goat man yeah goat man's actually killed someone before that's it yeah also I totally forgot to do the other part of this Quest did you guys already do storm Corridor deactivated no there's an elite on me run it's gonna vanish okay I'm so [ __ ] yeah yeah I I actually just straight up died oh wow no is that your first step that is my first death well I I ran ahead of Matt so I ended up taking all the aggro instantly and I'd already just used my blossom don't worry we'll clean up the mess you have a rosary man oh yeah see that's around that I have a res not that it helps me but did you ever runs yeah like the evil girl uh lost I mean I don't think I couldn't res on my school bar one sec finding it thanks though this is where we tell them we were doing a hardcore and now we have to uh oh do they have a hardcore mode for this no it's not okay that would be cool I guess I could have done renewing Blaze and been fine riddle me this I steal a lot but I'm a nice guy or you just this isn't confessional all right I'm at the next part me too whoa my Sony Vegas is trying to pop up left out how embarrassing now everybody knows your weakness Sony Vegas yes oh Charlie pulled everything into the game oh were you guys not in here oh I'm super dead make sure you're healing I'm trying we're fine we're nuts damn Bakery what's the answer to that there's a rare spot up here I must get close that's probably the guy we have to kill um I don't think so yeah we should go kill him anyway yeah he's a recent tattooed oh my God I keep pulling them I thought I thought you were Matt oh [ __ ] did I can take it again if I want yeah he's getting this nice oh I got a two-handed staff I'm tired bringer oh yeah we all got the same thing all right if they don't do uh they don't have drop tables anymore I wonder if they just give you it every time because we've all gotten the same Loot on every world the last rare I did not I got a weird it wasn't an item I got a blue thing but it wasn't like a equippable is it like a crafting piece because I got that yeah how am I still getting targeted I don't know that Charles can run I can't uh hold on oh there we go okay I'm out to work this is exactly where I logged on today on my main character I was sitting dead right under your bed I don't know it's because I exited and didn't log out of something that killed me in the meantime man that thing got melted oh [ __ ] why am I being targeted by everything it's got a real problem with pulling I didn't pull I didn't pull that there's no way oh these these run right through here yeah all right somebody send another really good riddle I want to be stumped yeah what can be seen in water at night it makes people excited when I'm stepped on oh ejaculate wait what can be seen in water at night Charles if yours can be seen in water at night please go to a doctor and they it like floats a little bit it's like a little jellyfish yeah but it doesn't wait till late time no but it did the riddle didn't specify that it's exclusively seen at night just that it can I feel like if it wasn't exclusively at night you just say it could be I know the answer it's the Moon that was close wait did I say but it hurts if I'm stepped off no but people are excited proven yourself oh I see I see it is a deed of deed they say good job are you guys on the Isle of emerald yep Isle of emerald oh this place is pretty um you catching up to me now we're cruising unforgotten well you haven't you have inspect any talents at all I I did my level 60s lovely okay thanks there we should dude and two gift Subs Dakota what would you up boom I did it what what should I do I want a trophy or offer okir or first kill just click the first one yeah it's uh the trophy after their first time Khan welcomes you to our fire engineers you are welcome at my fire where what just happened to sans.com Matt which one of these is sansok Khan they're not here right it's the one you're standing on the top yeah oh his name his name wasn't coming up okay here we go now we have the Quest for the next dungeon also absolutely not try again nothing of it remains well now sand Sox just it says sansock frowns deep in thought and nothing else did you already do his it just says sand socks sansok Khan's offering accepted zero of one oh he's he's like holding something out you have to grab it not for me he's not in soccer yeah did you talk to remember throw again I'm bigger than you but harder to see you chase me you're crazy if you kill me you're rich what am I a really big leprechaun a dream your your dream but I don't know if your dream you're rich yeah it doesn't make too much sense I'm bigger than you but harder to see if you chase me you're crazy if you kill me you're rich oh oh a whale that's worth a lot of money will you say it again so much like her something about being buried than you but hard to see is it time to okay if you kill it you're rich and if you chase it you're crazy who do I give Marissa's offering to the last of the the middle one well met I got you my girl yeah I the economy tell it you're rich accept this gift to honor the ancient and oath made by our most sacred ancestor happiness Wings we Aid the green dragon you're almost your musk is inferior than me and there is a weeb and Echo accept this this house gases the Flying Spaghetti Monster all together dragons and Centaur will protect how's it going Charles in a cutscene cool Serpa dream be threatened again the bond that United Us in ages past has been renewed let this oath Stone serve you said you got the next dungeon the quest right here that pops up after you're done the green dragon no good offensive yeah Hash Slinging slash it's the answer dit oh that's definitely what it is right but hard to see that doesn't make sense and also yeah killing it doesn't make you rich just makes you not in debt but that would that that's like making your Edge right yeah like it's just going back to neutral hello champion you're the poorness yeah your presence is a favorable all right so the elephant I got it did you take the quest yeah no kid offensive yeah uh what should I do with all my [ __ ] gear because I'm now out of space in my sack I have a mount right here if you come click on the little Anvil right click it you can right click stuff in your bag to sell it okay I'm assuming most of this is garbage yeah if you're wearing something better just get rid of it okay and any great items you can get rid of as well yeah if you want you can make your bag one big bag instead of multiple little ones are these nah it's fine uh these relics these artifacts are they worth keeping what do you mean by relics like in my bag right here so lots of potion um Titan Relic uh dragon Isle artifact Titan training Matrix you probably want to hang on to those I don't know exactly what they do but they're probably like we're now curtains which should be useful later okay Peyton Matrix is for crafting nice let's see answer elephant it better not be elephant that makes no sense they're not hard to see you know what is hard to see giraffes true firsthand what was the giraffe's name I forget it was the one from Madagascar right um what's the draft's name from Madagascar Melman mailman yep wait don't move oh sorry sorry I was trying oh God I was still selling oh God what do you call them hopefully I haven't sold anything good is relative what's that Danny I'm getting there same you're always so patient with me I appreciate it crafting our crafting crafting reagents are they worth keeping things are you some bread um actually hold on don't answer that I gotta pee real bad just give me a second I'll be right back do you think Charlie will ever craft something in this game no okay yeah you're telling to sell it for bang space no shot he over Chris all right we we should do a giveaway okay riddle I'm still trying to figure out what that last one was I know that one really stumped me that was a good one [Music] even sure if we're ready you're not ready for this heat we're about to be burning I don't know I don't know any rules all right think of a question oh Danny hey text me your birth month and day I had my social security numbers yeah and all of them I'm playing in the Discord all right I need you guys to pick his birth month and day and you will get whatever I guess is my birthday first gets the code yeah you don't need the year first person to get it gets a code for the free you get the expansion and a boost it's a bunch of Goodwill stuff you got this I'm scrolling through oh that sounds I found it oh wow that was fast yeah the boy butt fungus all right cool butt fungus congrats butt fungus take your messages because you just got a code that was so fast that was pretty fast there were a couple people who were like two days off yeah the second answer was March 21st and the answer was March 25th yeah thanks again for giving us these codes to give away now everybody has to get me a birthday present yeah because we all know what my birthday is and once again while he's peeing we're playing the new dragonflate expansion of World of Warcraft we're Paul there's a new Dragon character new talents lots of fun stuff new dragon riding it's a great time it is a good time we'll we'll do another code giveaway because I have a bunch to give away so everybody everybody calmed down oh fungus reply to my message so I know you got it one more giveaway do we deserve another right now I don't know if what do we come up with my birthday oh but you gotta get the gear too you have to post your birthday into Discord so I can look for the all right because it's gonna be month day and year we have month day and year that's Matt's birthday for another code ha oh God why did I do this they really have to work for this one yeah we have to work it out too bad step 30 plus I'm not answering that scoots but I like the attempt wait somebody knew it immediately wait what yeah where I I haven't gotten to it yet uh keeps scrolling it's it's uh wait yeah it's pumpkin soup O2 got it pretty fast I'm looking I still haven't seen it where are you seeing it how am I not seeing this oh yeah there it is pumpkin soup how did you get that so quickly also can you shoot me a message because I can't I can't get to it Google lucky guess is it is it actually a lucky guess have you you probably mentioned it before this might be one of your viewers or something that's fair did you find where you said it uh yes it was a pumpkin soup can you shoot me a message uh your whispers are off I'm pumpkin soup oh God I just copy and pasted it from the Discord what was it May 10 1994. you're so old as somebody says oh you're a young man thank you no way he's Taurus I am a Taurus I'm older than that means you're smarter than me wait Matt is 30 I'm not 30. I'm 28. it's basically 50 you guys all right if you're older than 28 put a one in chat if you're younger than 28 put a 2 in chat I'm curious oh that's a lot of woods oh no oh so here's what I'm seeing old people react faster yeah that's what it was we're doing science and if you're 80 and older type four [ __ ] back oh [ __ ] soup I'm trying to get this to you thank you I got you what happened why is Chad spamming numbers we were testing ages yeah we're gauging the age of your chat so the first first code giveaway was to get Danny's month and day of his birthday second code giveaway was month day and year of my birthday and pumpkin soup got it incredibly fast nice is it on your social media like on your LinkedIn or something it shouldn't be yeah and then we asked people to put a one oh yeah if they're over 28 and two if they're under and a four if they're over 80. nice all right let's run this dungeon oh we got another riddle my personality is bigger than life I can fight and act but you've never seen me who in have you given away uh how many codes have you given away I just gave two away nice things Joker or do you mean in total no no I just met like tonight yeah just tonight it was too good [ __ ] I I'm great at engaging the chat what's Matt's other numbers my cholesterol's e I don't know a good or bad cholesterol number hey that's number eight six foot five with I prefer girth that is a more accurate measurement anyway yeah on the doctor's charts it just says girthy in italics Thanksgiving Dingle yeah Callisto comes out at 2am so I'm not gonna be playing that tonight or at any point I don't think what's everybody's weight here [Music] I don't know I also don't I don't know I weigh myself a lot that's that's good good yep it might be a disorder's rage all right I've never done this done here before I never have either all curious I'm just going hoping for the best do what must be done to prepare them oh wait this is cool mind forces will meet outside looks like there's a dragon up here 's Warriors ambushed us we must retake our weapons of war and drive the noku too far away when granite's blood soaks the ground our purposes can align I need to remember things oh God I just dropped everything so easy easily we have to kill a certain amount of things to get the dragon to come down we have to kill these ballistas I think there's like the dots on the map you see yeah Danny you're kind of pumping right now yeah I'm kind of feeling good do you have your DPS video nope this is a big hole by the way this is gonna be so huge for my oh my God just got stunned oh Lord yeah unless we do some big pumpies I'm pumping boys I'm popping every cooldown I have I'm dead they they pulled off on me for some reason you're just doing too much damage okay I'm good were the other two boys not with us no they were that was just I would say way too much I didn't pull the other group they walked into us check your [ __ ] toad that was way too big of a fool yeah there was no shot we were looking that one if I could have got my full combo off I think I could have dropped them off we did we did pretty good to be honest the Demon Hunter in our group was going nutty in that pool yeah sounds about right all right but I had the most damage I bet yeah yep there's something like that do you want to know the numbers no I died pretty quick so I probably didn't even get to do nearly as much as he did I'll tell you on this one once it's done oh well this is gonna be all me baby Best Shot I made a frog please Charlotte gets put on the spot his damage grows insanely well no I just I didn't get to do the full combo on the last group is all I will say this is the first group you topped that one but it's the first time that you've been in the top three this dungeon that's wild because you topped it very well on now okay why do they keep coming for me battle has turned the weapons are ours I am out of range yo that he did that was me eh he's down now where is he where is he oh [ __ ] it's our time oh no there's nothing we're supposed to do here oh yeah you're supposed to use the oven luckily we had somebody on it I think foreign [Applause] this is a cool dungeon this is cute I like the flying to point A to point B I agree it's quaint it is blasphemy the storm must be cool he's a recent chaotic and floppy mantra a primalist Ally to place totem that protect this raging Tempest and Destroy them God truly otherwise continue your work more bumpers I've been always Worthy wow these guys just he'd see Curry for us huh yes they did oh my God my damage on this one's gonna be nuts I feel it well maybe not I took too long to cast I think I'm starting to get my rotation down a little bit Yeah Yeah oh you lead the way all right I'm the leader the whale bag he never left baby through I'm talking about World War children nice two more of those oh my God like an idiot I just canceled it yikes one more totem quickly I can see Charlie getting in the Rings I can too worried about his DPS chart well I just need I'm trying to parse um teammates trying to what of course it's like uh how would you describe parsing it's like being as close to optimose possible gotcha you can pull up grabs and stuff and see like with the person who did the most DPS on your class did enough on that fight and see how close you were to go oh like across the whole game yeah yep that's cool I like that yeah that would absolutely be something I do and people people would rather die and lose the fight than you I'm already on that first but it's color-coded so you'll see people be like you know join in the cheap cars I must get closer does that go the whole distance every time you must I don't know if there's a way to cancel it or no I think it's I think it's uh distance yeah it seems like it of the storm oh not feeling too good boss I took a lot of damage there boys this reminds me of Iowa yeah agreed those oh I didn't dodge it the ball's stacking on the ground are very ominous I agree I think he might pull them in this electric storm is going to be something I think oh my God I keep accidentally turning too early I'm taking so much damage right now boys holy [ __ ] I think it's just passively damage there's probably like a very passive plate well there's probably a way to avoid the damage though right I guess is there's gonna be more mechanics on this fight you know you think yeah difficulty got a new ring oh noise that's a nice one two more Tira and marook which backpack did that go to though is the question it'll go to the first open one it's it was in that bag you were just oh there it is exit Prime ruin okay who just came in here what up Beach come here destroy these grave robbers and return our ancestors how many chosen violence that was big Let's uh take our dragons over we're going oh yeah we're going left I see I am out of Rage good [ __ ] one more can we not I'm just gonna walk over yeah that's fair Eagles will Feast up you know you'll be slower oh my God my efficiency you're right here I come oh yeah it'll get really rude and try your feelings oh who was that wasn't me I must know whatever party wow you gotta say Gratz Eagles will Feast on your flesh no I don't do that what am I congratulating for leeching off us true the first time I ever was congratulations I can still remember exactly where I was yeah that used to just be good etiquette to always say grass I feel like that still happens a lot in Runescape Gratz no no that's when you see someone level near you nobody talks in RuneScape wait really yeah nobody that's sad not not with Skilling it may except in like um mini games like winter Todd and [ __ ] that's the only time that's cute that Matt remembers Matt's brain is full of holes and is an idiot I think there is a purple cyclone and tier one Bluey oh wow that's crazy too far away I tried to loot that body that she killed I mean why not pretty Luke yeah I'm just gonna try to keep them stacked and something bad happens we'll know nothing that's fair win guide oh this is on me sorry if I hit you don't worry guys I'll be back in a little bit oh oh that's so embarrassing I I dodged it but then I turned too quickly so I just came right back in like an idiot I am out of Rage good [ __ ] oh sure oh I gotta drink it I've got nothing I got absolute dog [ __ ] as well what's the cool new [ __ ] catch me up first you've got what Charlie's playing yep evoker he's a dragon and then you've got dragonflying which we're actively doing right now you got new talents new dungeons new braids new expansion your word for one one person to handle oh okay you can't fly that close to it heads up oh okay captain and Cleo the important part that you can download it with the link under the Stream or or get it with the lack of Industry all right I'm with you Matt all right I'm pushing forward we're gonna start this climb oh I'm pumping on this pole they said it oh now I'm not anymore oh [ __ ] is that interruptable I didn't see that I didn't see it either a five second fear holy [ __ ] yeah yeah that must be at the blood curdling show that's the kind of stuff you got it oh Jesus that was so [ __ ] close yeah so when you get to the higher levels of Dungeons and stuff there are basically be things where you have to with your team and make sure you're each taking an interrupt because they'll just like insta wave you yeah that's that's intense Jesus too far away stop what is the indicator for uh interrupt again something when they're casting and it's not grayed out like this one right here at Gold Bar that was filling up under his health that one right there yep too far away some Lord cheese and Biggie I must get closer thank you I got it foreign [Music] JoJo's part six yet I know the final part of it dropped last night I just haven't started caught up yet I will though God damn it public cars Colin come here you [ __ ] the big boss this guy looks so free yeah that's gonna be the easiest costume look at this it's not even a challenge is it even fighting I can't even tell this thing is just so easy oh I mean he's running away he's scared that's Bella car con for you oh thank you for the raid there welcome aboard hope you had a good stream hold on I can't oh God oh problem are you on we are on Laughing Skull yeah oh that's cool leggings lightning charged Striders yeah manuscripts we killed it that was easy cool dungeon though I like the flying around actually using the dragon flying to get around is nice that was cool so if you right click your little um he will not take a place name plate and do leave instance groups wait I should say before you back to where we were like a little picture yeah yeah I see what you're saying exit tier one keyed and without follicles appreciate the raid if I are hopefully I didn't [ __ ] your name up I'm gonna go back to the main place and turn this in before I go to the next Quest you guys think that's a good idea sounds like a good idea to me all right also I hit level 66 off that is you're flying Nintendo issued a statement nah I don't believe that for even a [ __ ] second no shot no way you're probably talking about that old news from the Kotaku article from that spokesperson that's already been debunked by the uh tournament organizers [Music] man this one's far away holy [ __ ] yeah she is they actually did okay after I turned this in I'll check it thanks to the tier one sneaky Wrath I'm gonna be wrapping it up soon I agree do another code giveaway before you I was I was about to say but I'd like to think of like a really cool code giveaway I could even do two you've gone mad yup I'm crazy uh I don't know what do you what do you think would be cool he's a tier one Callahan in the recent softwarely oh do you have any ideas you know you you've made Danny and I think of all the good ones hmm [Music] do something that's not hard no it has to be hard what are the codes for it's you get dragonflight plus a 60 boost plus a month subscription we haven't done yet have you eaten or Danny I feel like you've got something cooking I don't [ __ ] I I don't know I can't think of any off the top of my head no it's hard surely chat has a great idea is Theresa Rosa hey let me see here come on Chad tell us how to help you help me help you I'll be help you show me show you going on because the serial number for the closest barcode near you wait you know what not not a full serial number let me let me look around so here is Nintendo's response there is a tweet apparently but this is kind of this this is what was reported last night this isn't new information oh no here they said that their decision was not influenced by external parties such as Panda Global and that the company is open to partnering with other organizations and will continue to offer licenses for major tournaments outside the panda cup so why why would you shut down the tournament then somebody posted one saying that they didn't force them to cancel the 20 oh yeah when we know when we notified smash World Tour that we would not license their 2022 or 2023 activities we let them know verbally we were not requiring they cancel the 2022 finals event because the the impact it would have on players thus the decision to cancel was and still is their own choice and then they went on about open to partnering with others but that goes against the written statement smash World Tour received about not doing it what maybe someone's impersonating Nintendo yeah like that actually like that they got a written statement that they were not allowed to continue with it interesting is Nintendo just lying like what yeah wait did they show the written statement uh I don't remember if they put it in their initial tweet they clarified in a further tweet I'm guessing they'll end up dropping it now that they'll have to yeah I'm just gonna say they'll definitely have to yeah they see the anonymous gift shop in the resub jammy in the anonymous gift sub I can't believe Nintendo made a statement before Panda holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] crazy man panda is fumbling so hard before you read it out I was gonna say if somebody could copy the Tweet verbatim guess what it said oh damn thanks to the bits negro and the prime pillow foreign I'm gonna pee by the time I get back you gotta have an idea okay yeah I will be really fast I've already got an idea I'll wait oh hello hello Charlie said he had an idea yeah yeah yeah yeah uh you didn't nope [Laughter] oh I have a cool one all right the first person to accurately State how many bones are in a horse gets the code no you can just type that into Google yeah so the first person to Google it you know uh not off the top of my head I don't well wait but they're all going to be typing it now so many people got it yeah I've stopped it at the very first person guessing so somebody Google and tell me what the numbers no it's 205. okay um I got it so fast makes it recent yeah did you I see moose O3 it's the first person to get it yeah muso three is the first I see all right moose good work here you go mushy get a code it's actually a sick code that gives you tons of stuff that you got for Googling how many bones in a horse and now you know how many bones are in a horse too so you got some wisdom as well Warcraft they're gonna look and be like let's go see how they gave out the codes we gave them and then just be like why hey everyone loves the pop quiz you know that's true all right all right you want to give out one more tonight or do we save them uh what do we have left yeah how many are left a decent little chunk I think we could do another night okay uh maybe it's good I don't I don't know what to what we could do though I have something that's deep charity lore that they'd have to uh I have been watching you for a bit maybe I don't think there's anything super deep it's all pretty out there oh I guess this one I don't think anyone's gonna know from chat at all I think I've only ever said it once on stream what song did I set my first Bleach anime music video to my first bleach AMV what song did I set it to you two don't even know that answer yeah okay oh someone got it immediately actually what I haven't seen it yet no I know when you first said it I stopped it I stopped chat right when you first said no no no I see what you're looking at they they did not that's that's oh I hear you don't you don't know what the the song is here look this is how it is yeah yeah okay because look I'll show you what I'm seeing no no I saw what you saw as well okay [Music] but they're very close then these are tier one guns yeah I think that person's gonna be the only one with the chance no one else is even close but we didn't say the name or anything no no I'll say hang on I'll go back and find it and save the name no don't say it out loud no no I'm just gonna save it yeah I know that one will there's your little here this is the person so far yeah repeat the question a few people are asking what was the song that played for my first anime music video for Bleach that I made when I was a kid I used to make a couple anime music videos and I've talked about this one probably only once ever my Bleach anime music video When Ichigo fought rinji and I set it to a song that I really loved at the time and still love still a good song year it was two thousand seven I think I made that oh my God he got it same guy yep Silver Spirit God got it yeah there is yeah there he got the band immediately yeah that's crazy he got the band but couldn't remember the song how did you know that silver he's always here he probably heard me talk about it the song was this could be anywhere in the world by Alexis on fire that was crazy that's like the deepest cut I could think of too I'm pretty sure I've only ever said that once yeah I just said I used I've brought it up on stream a lot that I made anime music videos as a kid but I don't think I've ever talked about the bleach one in particular with that song yeah that was good wait Kanye's Twitter was deleted no shot oh my God it was yep holy accounts I was gonna say do you think he diluted it or do you think he got suspended I guess no yes got suspended damn fun had enough of his boat pictures being posted yeah you Elon put the kibosh on it you think you are none of his account like when he clicks on somebody's page just has the option to deactivate their account or does he have to text somebody oh he has to text somebody absolutely am I am I level 66 Am I Wrong Am I 66 I believe you are hit C oh wait yeah I don't know why I didn't just do it myself no I'm 65 I was wrong you're almost 66. yeah I was gonna say like I I don't recall being this close to 67 yeah that would actually be crazy [Music] [Music] are we doing any more quests or no I'm getting sleepy I'm gonna go ahead to bed hurry up all right no worries boys we'll grind more tomorrow yeah it sounds good to me I'm a sleepy bully yes all right gentlemen sleep well that was good night progress tonight yeah good progress all right I'll talk to you guys tomorrow you're not going in the morning right going where that was to Danny sorry oh no I gotta do some stuff here before I go over thanks for tier one Frozen all right I'll talk to you guys tomorrow okay no I'm not good enough uh some people in chat are saying callisto's out but I thought it didn't come out till 2am I'll check for myself though man I can't believe Nintendo actually made us Nintendo yeah Nintendo actually made a statement foreign give sub guns the front page of steam does say Callisto protocol out now it's out let's go okay came out a little early I did see something in chat about it having terrible reviews right now so I'm gonna look that up while it downloads because that would be shocking my God 68 gigs I didn't expect that okay we've got plenty of time to read some reviews then okay let's take a peek oh my ad block crashed a proper remake might be rising from the grave next year but the festering corpse lurching back to life early in the form of the Callisto protocol this spiritual successor to the Sci-Fi survival horror series recreates the blood-streaked hallways and monster slaying Hallmarks first established on the USG ishimura back in 2008 and injects the gore with more ore than ever before thanks to some strikingly detailed splashes of Blood and Guts this looks good so far from just this little bits of gameplay everything I've seen looks good more Vivid the Callisto protocol shortcoming but yet someone in chat mentioned oh here let me find the thread apparently most the reviews on Callisto protocol have been bad you find that thread is the prime Mrs there's a lot of good reviews as well okay well let's get the whole list out okay eight out of 8.7 out of 10 from us Gamers 7.5 from checkpoint five out of five from deserto that's the only like perfect score or even anything close they must have been very excited 3.5 from Digital Trends 7.8 from every eye six out of 10 from Game Informer 3.5 game rant 66 Game Pro 5 out of 10 from Gamespot three out of five Game Hub 8.5 goddess geek 7 IGN classic literally always a seven six from inverse six from Metro eight from monado 79 from PC Gamer so at very best it's a little above average it seems according to the reviews that is super mixed overall sevenish yeah it looks like it's about overall a seven-ish there's some very low ones like a five a two from this one Christ but yeah averaging everything together it looks like it's coming out to like a seven we'll see though I mean I've been very excited for this game I'm shocked that it didn't get glowing reviews there must be some like actual glaring problems things appear just as clearly occasional control annoyances imbalanced combat and a general absence of innovation not much longer to 41 already roughly eight hour Massacre that's gratifyingly gruesome but never quite as great as the series that inspired it maximum We're not gonna make it yes we are what's hold on Thanksgiving light catastrophe has struck The Black-Eyed prison facility on the moon of Callisto and the inmates are revolting not just in the sense that they've escaped their cells that are causing a riot I just kind of want to get towards like the verdict section I don't want any spoilers or anything and IGN does that from time to time so I just kind of want to see what they point out is problems which brings a welcome sense of urgency to fights with groups of agitated foes this is perhaps best exemplified by a late game ride on an underground drilling platform with hordes of attackers that set upon you from all yeah I'm going to start this tonight power up as a result of being lashed by the shards of flying Rock it's definitely one of the most heart rate ratcheting sequences of the entire Journey so protocols handful of boss fights are disappointingly one-dimensional and never really blew my mind although they certainly smashed Jacob's skull on a number of occasions these Sami boxes aren't the only things overused in the Callisto protocol either the same can be said of many of the attempted jump scares having a Facehugger leap out of the locker you're searching is certainly startling the first time but by the sixth or seventh time it feels like you're being forced to endure the same repeated office pranks of an alien April Fool's Day that's not really like a big deal though that's just silliness okay so what are some of the big problems the Callisto protocol is a supremely atmospheric and action-heavy tour through a spectacular slaughterhouse set in distant space meaning it trims the fat while leaving no shortage of bone and gristle to rip and tear however it also betrays its survival horror Roots by regularly tipping the balance of power too far in favor of the player yeah so it's too easy there's plenty of motorist fund to be had using giant grinding mechanisms to make mulch out of mutants such Cheap Thrills come at the High Cost of puncturing any tension and Dread that the tremendous art and audio design works so hard to invoke aside from the meaty melee combat there's also the overriding scent that there's little here that hasn't been done before therefore the Callisto protocol might be a satisfyingly gory spiritual successor to the Dead Space series but it's ultimately more of a striking modern mimic than a scary new mutation I don't think he was trying to be like I can't think of many games that are dead space like it's not exactly a thriving genre or anything it really is just kind of dead space and that's it and yeah from everything I've seen here it looks like everything's done before but that seems to be more on purpose it's not like it's just borrowing from a very popular genre seems like an interesting complaint seven is just the safe score IGN always gives but I'm a little surprised that it's even that because that wasn't very Hefty criticism it was pointing out like the jump scares being a little silly as well as it not being Innovative which is a fine complaint not being Innovative I guess but it really was just being a spiritual successor to dead space and it looks like it succeeded there yeah I'm downloading it right now it's almost ready we'll see because this has very mixed reviews I have not agreed with a Gamespot review in years but they did give it the lowest and I I want to know why despite releasing a full 15 years later you could argue that the Callisto protocol is a spiritual successor to Dead Space given the original pitch from direct what do you mean you could argue that's like actually what they sell it as it's not like like an argument or something that you need to justify like they actually advertise it as a spiritual successor to Dead Space okay Glenn Schofield was for visceral games is survival horror title to be set within a prison not a mining vessel and in a lot of ways the Callisto protocol similarly dazzles with its incredible art Direction and sound design even emulating Dead Space is over the shoulder third-person perspective and integrated hurt however the Callisto protocol goes Its Own Way by focusing on melee tracks and Dodges the melee looks pretty good system that feels great at first but isn't suitable for the game's more action-focused latter half plus lengthy death animations compound the frustrations of surprise difficulty spikes creating an experience that feels like an uneven mix of horror and action that fails to adequately commit or excel at either hmm I guess I don't really get that one because I haven't played it yet but what a freight transport are contracted to Ferry cargo for the United Jupiter company one of the main things that like people remember from dead space is the gruesome long death sequences those are iconic of course those are going to be in this game I don't see why that'd be like a complaint like die once see it be like damn that was gruesome don't die again you don't have to worry about it putting supplies from the ujc operated black Iron prison let me just get to the verdict let's combat around any of the enjoyable fear and tension I had experienced in early going had been gone for hours at that point to be fair the Callisto protocol does change things up for one level in the latter half of the game trapping Jacob in a series of tunnels filled with biophages who are blind but sensitive to noise thus encouraging you to approach I will never use stealth instead of usual swinging and shooting I won't do that the cliffstone Protocol Stealth mechanics aren't anything to write home about though but having a level exclusively focused on them does at least feel satisfying to break up the high octane action for a spell the level only lasts for a short time though and soon you're back to the Lesser entertaining action Focus set pieces from before I was struck it's easily one of the best parts of the game and I wish the corrupt prison God had shot distinct noises they make and make design saved me on more than a few occasions Close Quarters brawls when you're only fighting against a couple of targets at a time but the game regularly locks you into frantic mosh pits or frustratingly difficult boss fights instead and despite the vocal talent and mocap skill on display the Callisto protocol story isn't all that interesting save for an entreating personal twist some genuine horror might have improved the experience of the Survival action game but the Callisto protocol instead leans too far into absurd high octane spectacles dampening that was cool what do you mean more of the experience foreign it really seems like you just didn't like the gameplay which which is fine I guess it also seemed like they showed a lot like spoilery in here so I'm glad I skipped around but God damn let's give it a whirl it has extremely mixed reviews it's not just games but we're ready to we're ready to ride this is definitely going to be a game better on controller I imagine I think the prime accelerate so most likely game made for hardcore fans of Dead Space possibly are there any reviewers you watch like for Real reviews I'll usually watch like skill up but I I don't really dabble in games journalism or put too much stock in it thinks he gives sub bubbling new experience yes sir I'm ready I'm just gonna do medium security I I did however 100 the first Dead Space I think I remember going through on Hardcore where you only have three saves throughout the game but that was miserable I don't know if maximum security is like hardcore I'm just not gonna even take the chance I'm just gonna do [ __ ] medium okay okay we got it we got a little lag coming in here that must mean vsync is off what all right oh my God is there no vsync wait what what are these options main menu yeah I can try that okay much better wait it's on and it's still running like that let me try limiting this to 60. and this should all be fine all right run it back there we go apparently it's having issues on PC oh my God wait why is it it's getting choppy again RTX that shouldn't be a pro I'll turn it off but it shouldn't be a problem man foreign tracing off let me try an old solution I don't see why this would matter for a modern game but we'll try hey Siri said Alexander and Mike and space king people are saying turn off de Nouveau you realize that's the DRM right I can't just turn off their uh anti-piracy measures this seems to have fixed it anyway so we're fine I think the resub ill bitus whoa holy [ __ ] yeah I'm going to chalk that up to just a bad PC Port it seems I I don't I don't know everything else is smooth that jump scare just came in at five FPS you got something to say You're Gonna Keep flicking that thing all day I was watching that it's our last run Max I'm done talking about it then what do you want me to say oh thank you because after this job we're never gonna have to work another day in our lives well I guess you got it all figured out all right all right come on man what is this huh back and forth Callisto to Europa all this additional security it's a prison Moon Max they take the security pretty serious and what about the attacks oh how do you explain that by the outer way they're a lie it's propaganda fake news there's been no attacks I'm gonna check it out shouldn't worry so much you know oh geez jeez look longer poor and starboard sensors are both showing errors go check them out I'm going exit tier one spirit keep going or what ah the lore nice so he's got kids what about you can find the quarters while they Max has been on my case about these Europa runs done jobs like this before don't know why you cares so much now the job too the cargo hold Jacob come on man go check it out ah the old space [ __ ] nice wow what this deep in the future and they're using bar soap not even liquid soap you caveman come on Max you gotta stack these right oh how's this game been so far well it's been about three minutes and I've got to say very impressive probably some of the best three minutes of my life actually the ship's falling apart oh man oh man he's a prime angel Max I got trouble we've been boarded yeah I'm guessing back where's the Reese of Circa and the recept sea sponges not for long no [ __ ] I know anything almost out of time there he is next oh [ __ ] [Music] oh jeepers now look what you've done atmosphere I'm coming hurry up well you're not doing anything to help toss me a rope or something or like a long extension cord all right station well it's not up to us yes we are watch out hold on thanks for it back zoinks damn it back to Callisto thanks reach a panda and what God all right I made it good I told you not got those enough to hurry there's a prime cap he's dead I'll tell you right now he's dead Jacob no like his head's probably off his shoulders I can hear him gurgling oh man but think about the money we could have had and I will have once I complete the mission why couldn't you be stronger how about that God damn what an intro I wish it wasn't happening this FPS stuttering issue because this is a really nice intro black iron security you the pilot we'll just need the one okay uh let's get you out of here manifest says you were running cargo out of the hangar don't get many of you Freelancers out here doing my job don't I know it first ship I ever lost we're boarded by bird sir yes sir oh they're gonna try they're gonna try and kill me what are you doing hey I didn't do anything please Theresa Mr Steele the prime Darwin the game is too short for such a price it's like an eight-hour game right I prefer eight hours of a finely crafted greatly paced experience as opposed to 75 of tedium and repeated [ __ ] for the sake of padding okay uh inmate so I have no problem with that unless they are spoken to it there's been a mistake my name is Jacob Lee I'm not an enemy you were inmate two DISH five two one you dress me as Captain Ferris what no no I'm just a cargo pilot I was attacked by the outer weight by her she crashed my ship and she killed my first officer I don't care it's the devil Warden Joyce to find the one thing that has always been missing you a purpose for your meaningless life and together we will find that purpose and mates I gave you a direct order this is not right I don't belong here listen you know they call Kalisto the dead Moon dead just like you would have been if I hadn't fished you out of that prick I mean [ __ ] as far as anyone else is concerned you are dead time because you're crossing over to a New Kingdom no is the voice sync off or am I am I going out of my mind here if you got that go it's it's definitely off okay is that a PC Port problem or what's causing that okay let's go it's a PC Port problem a lot of others are having the problem too damn unlucky hey hey wait wait no no you got it five two one Dr Caitlin merler and ask for article 412 of the ujc penal code you will now be fitted with a core device it's a doctor he's not thank you ma'am it's an honor before that device no no you're a goddamn character yes my intent to Faithfully execute my responsibilities try not to move and let me make things worse Jesus Christ doctor he's flatlining ah good is new oh [ __ ] it wasn't just a dream [ __ ] this is a really good intro man it's a shame the lip sync and the FPS is kind of [ __ ] up [ __ ] that's so unlucky even still despite that this is still a really cool intro oh keepers am I supposed to interact with something am I oh I see [Music] oh man I wish he wasn't so mad at me I really would have liked if he was more understanding of the situation man things went to [ __ ] so quick or he's a very heavy sleeper I see an alien bad guy oh that's a robot rough hey what's going on buddy my ship crashed I got thrown in here and then I woke up to this you want that pilot I just put in yeah I know this place I've got a plan to get out if you help me out yourself I'll help you yeah you can use this to get inside of control across that bridge you can open myself from there Jacob don't use it Jacob save your life well it's lovely to meet you Elias no I bet Elias is going to be a supporting character he dropped an oi brov that means he's gonna be sticking around for a while where's that hold on give me one second I gotta take a tinkle I was gonna hold it till after the intro but I can't wait give me a second be right back foreign thank you I'm back there's the prime dust fortune and resub Bluey oh another one hey wait I'm on your side we're both prisoners why are we fighting let's work together you're also bald too oh my God another one why are we why are we doing this brothers please man I wish it would stop having such drastic FPS drops okay wait you started this another one huh how much more ass am I gonna have to beat meat out here huh oh Jesus I work on my dodging how does this work now oh okay I see yes sir what the [ __ ] was I really hope they patch this tomorrow to fix performance or at least somewhat improve it I saw in chat that apparently the game has mostly negative reviews on Steam and I imagine all of it's because of performance right now there isn't a timing window just be holding it left or right before the enemy hits you thanks Theresa Blake this guy's no good console's not responding back there I just saw something it attacked me and it didn't seem human there's the problem and may look this place can mess with your head this is our chance whatever it was you saw it's all the more reason to get out of it yeah that's our first stop meet me there how Elevate us that way take it up to the next level I'll be in touch got it thanks Teresa Mondo foreign huh you're lucky outplayed yet again nice stomp's back huh wait how do I I should have actually read that what's the stop button why it was like the only button I didn't press yeah how far is this running on PS5 no this is PC which apparently has a lot of problems with its performance right now I'm hoping by tomorrow they'll fix it oh how did I not Dodge that [ __ ] oh medi-gel let's go turn off motion blur I didn't see that in the options I'm heading down not up but I was also kind of focused on finding d-sync so maybe I missed it 10 gameplay options okay I'm assuming back at the main menu all right okay well that was just a [ __ ] lie oh here it is thanks Larisa brilliant man it is chugging along right now every time I go to like a different hallway it has a little hiccup okay I've got to read some of the reviews is everyone having the same level of performance problems with this as I am everyone's saying yes seems so yeah I mean it's mostly negative man yeah this this review literally says what I just said currently can't even walk through opening area and turn a corner without stuttering on a 3080 with Ray tracing off performance is not good at all right now next one runs like doggy do bad oh man yeah there oh wow there's a lot all saying exactly what I'm saying it has a very big stuttering problem here this performance is not good for anyone it seems is it just the PC port or is it like that on PlayStation 5 as well getting mixed reviews some people saying PS5 is good some are saying PS5 has the problem too injury said palpus okay how about this then I'll keep playing on PC for tonight but I'll download it on PS5 tomorrow and then I'll play up until wherever I leave off tonight and we'll pick it up on PS5 I really don't want to buy the [ __ ] game twice though but I also really want to play it this is a game I've been looking forward to exit Prime babushki refund on Steam uh good point yeah I'll play for sub two hours and then refund it then buy it on PS5 good call okay so we'll put in like hour 50. and then I'll pick it up on PS5 tomorrow or maybe we get lucky and they release a patch tomorrow to address the performance problems there's a resub EG oh wait this is where I [ __ ] came from dude no he's haunting me no way they're gonna fix performance Problems by the next day I would imagine because this has happened before the PC performance problems are the result of the de Nuvo anti-cheat I actually do think Chad's probably right about that because it's happened before so if they just say you know what we're just getting rid of the Nouveau they'd be able to fix it immediately by tomorrow I bet just a theory a little game theory laughs oh well don't you feel silly now you couldn't even put up a fight [ __ ] thank you still can't believe this was going to be in the same universe as Pub G I know you hurt nice I like that made it sound like I was saying nice to that guy having to kill his friend good [ __ ] fist bump when I see you next time oh I hear a bad boy I hear a naughty little alien zombie Elias found the elevator heading up now good place to Gear Up watch out tonight oh God no no no no no no authorized I can't even trust the robots they really did such a great job with the gore so far all of it's been very impressive like they didn't just take the easy way out and just blow his head off where they just leave like a little stump there they put like actual effort into crafting something a little different so you have like still chunks here and it blew off a piece I have appreciation for those kind of fine details that have been lost on Modern games [ __ ] like um back for blood for example like this is this is this is how you do it a little attention to detail nice they can't track US I wonder how he's gonna beat my ass all hostile engine [Music] I wanted to see what that one looked like that was pretty cool I wish it didn't lag when he took his foot off made it look like he did more like a magic trick and just made it disappear in front of my eyes instead of actually like chopped it off but on PS5 I'm sure that'll run better hopefully guys I should be able to sleep no movement detected lethal Force authorized oh he didn't see me nice foreign no activity detected in May oh Stand Down this is gonna be a oh baby resuming search you'll never find me I could be anywhere damn he's good foreign is it still trying to perform surgery on this guy I think there's still a chance all right I'm interested in the the lore [ __ ] it I'll listen to it oh that's not where I it was up on the d-pad today stand the promise here okay oh I went to number three I can't oh I can't I can't play any of these I don't have them yet I see thank you Sam wait this is actually straight out of dead space Oh God damn that was the old save station gotcha let me hear some cable [ __ ] idiot [Music] become the best version of ourselves change can be hard and it's necessary okay getting worse out here where are you I made it through the infirmary still looking for that weapons lock up okay uh oh we got a bad man over here we're trying to tag team me not today junior walked it oh I can't Dodge that way into the chest unlucky he said I don't want that smoke I'm not about that action get me the [ __ ] out good choice yeah that might be so the lock cup had already been made all this left is this baton wait the Crowbar is still useful to us though we can use it to open things I had to sleep through but it's empty now so you should be good yeah see you there this is an upgrade oh okay I was just checking if there's an upgrade table you [ __ ] hold on I want to hit him against this wall okay he got me good I really wanted to hit him against that wall because that's the one they stick on right okay come here oh I have to hit this again there we go take that stomp on his little toes too for some Callisto credits as we said Dylan thanks very sub Ginger damn I just saw him at the last second too God damn it I couldn't I actually could not turn around fast enough to get to you son of a [ __ ] they're everywhere okay do I need to turn up my sensitivity or something I actually can't turn around fast enough to look at them to dodge if they get behind me I just turn around so [ __ ] slow Ambush won't work this time bub he still hit me it looks like with blocking you still take damage though so it might not be worth they're hitting through my hits foreign [Applause] maybe I need to just stop going for that guy first there's one behind me okay you got distracted and jumped over there we go what the [ __ ] another one all right that was a that was a lot I'm definitely gonna need that Omni jail now hurry Elias things are used again bub and Grandpa thanks for the bits eaten it makes a resub a bug in razor boy over here things we should go seven in Squad nine Hold Your Position okay hold back Captain Ferris little tactical units you are weapons oh he's hacking me how the [ __ ] did you get in here I think I got time for this [ __ ] this guy sounds like father from codename kids Next Door and then this whole place kills the [ __ ] oh five two one look at me when I'm talking to you what'd you do huh you can tell me are you what are you used why the warden what you want oh he's Starkiller oh interesting I told you and it's all yours oh Jesus got him with that Goldberg spear who's there those things kill them I mean he's definitely not dead there's a pork in the bits Akira the game is good so far it's the performance is [ __ ] atrocious the constant like oh my God as I'm talking about it just moving from left to right the constant stuttering the FPS drops the lip sync for some reason is totally out of whack and it's apparently all on PC like the problems are on PC which is such a [ __ ] shame it's a prime chicken that's why all the reviews on Steam are negative RTX is not on I already double checked to make sure it's not Warden please for this storage Institution oh prisoners prisoners not on my watch okay timing God damn it we keep trading blows just do it so I can do it why all right thanks very soon Cody Jacob Elias foreign I'm collecting money there's never a bad time for some Callisto credits as they say this will come in handy though take that over to the reforge you can use it to print a new weapon give me a minute tap into the system good deal he gave me the little noisy cricket Oh I thought the reef is this not the reforger misunderstood I thought it was going to be like the upgrade table from Dead Space I thought this was a hamburger on there nice choice is yours error please make a valid choice it's not about I only had 242. option not available okay got it if we're going to get out of here we need a ship when you can fly now I found an inmate with the skills to hack the network and call one down from orbit and users are in the shoe maximum security [ __ ] tough getting in there caught bothering you yeah ever since I got it they can scramble your brains a little bit don't worry you get used to it I sure know a lot about this place yeah I've had nothing but time oh yeah so what's next the shoe needs to be some shadies be that easy bro I've been here a long time I've got privileges that you've done you've done so I'm gonna have to take you a different way but your eyes and ears and I'll guide you along I've got you unless you know what I'm pilot no I'm afraid no I'll get that door for you thanks okay that sounds interesting don't worry I'm here you're putting up in a wonderful fight sleep peacefully in Valhalla I don't know what I was thinking all right let's try it God damn it do it again I want to try the quick shot yep lots of stuttering on PC unfortunately I'm gonna get it on PS5 tomorrow and we'll play it on there going forward apparently it runs better there you there oh it's going to teach me stealth nice oh I'm out of ammo gotcha didn't need ammo man what's up with this fire here all right silly little fire foreign my cover don't turn around all right I guess his eyes are closed huge you didn't see me walking right in front of you but when I'm behind you you somehow turn around and know it what oh my God he keeps swinging out combos I need to just stop walking man going for my lunch money exit 5 gift sub soup in the prime Jacob come here coward throwing out two oh I missed only one that time oh I need to unlock that in here I guess or not what am I missing how do I open that door ah I see it's Story related any guards in here no critical failure wait what a mess sorry about that Sergeant Eric prisoners an audio log I bet this is going to be something like cliche like man I can't wait to finally retire next week then I get to spend more time with my wife and kids my wife and kids are just so [ __ ] good my son actually just made the Honor Roll I can't wait to give him a high five when I get home oh he doesn't have oh there it is damn coffee yes officer Jane Cole where are you in my tower what I think there's some chef damn that warden's not a good guy I'll say it I got a bad feeling about that guy foreign I bet you're still alive bro I was wrong it was you that was still alive what a combo nice ah go through this one all right foreign how long has it been I don't want to miss the refund window for PlayStation because oh the game's not bad or anything right now the performance is just [ __ ] terrible on PC and it's why it has mostly negative reviews because of performance apparently it's good on PS5 so I'm going to buy it on PS5 but I want to refund it on Steam so I'm not just paying 140 dollars for the same game has it been is it under two hours still am I good I should be fine I think I started it around like 12 45 so we're still right in that window okay [Music] oh 65 minutes oh we're we're so good oh no 76 minutes still so good that's yeah we're writing right in this sweet spot at least five gifts Haley and tier one Frosty Jojo I'll start the download 73 76 minutes with a two hour 13 minute save file is that how wait what was my save file on the game two hours 13 minutes easy skull that was that was just dumbass chat it's 2 13 A.M yeah it is 2 13 A.M all right here I'm downloading it right now and I'll let that cook overnight is Theresa bluesy you need a moist meter it of course I'm gonna moist meter it I am absolutely going to make sure to note how awful the performance was on PC I'm hoping PS5 is better chat seems to think so so we're gonna try it on PS5 okay all right it's going damn it there we go I think the recept's not [ __ ] hell 317 negative reviews on Steam I mean it's an unforgivably bad performance like it's it is it just is Lawrence there's no getting around that you buy it for PS5 right now I did I'm not going to refund this yet though just in case the PS5 performance is still bad I'll just pick up on Steam so I'm gonna hold on to this till I know for sure PS5 performance is better hey Rex no Callisto that means you paid twice well yeah true actually if it's not better on PS5 then I did pay twice for the same game is what it is I guess there's a prime broody you have under two hours no no I can refund on Steam I'm saying if PS5 version isn't smoother then I will have just paid twice because PS5 and Playstation Store does not have the same return policy as Steam one of the moist algs play next I'm not sure when their next one is shame because gameplay wise seems fun and the lore is interesting yeah everything else seems like I really like the visuals the the cut the intro cut scene was nuts so far the whole experience is cool but the performance is ruining it like actually ruining it is a good substone de Nuvo maybe that's what I'm thinking it is that's also what chat thinks it is I think that's probably the the cause but we'll see you need to play it on PS5 right now no it's going to take you like two hours it said so I think I'm just gonna call it a night here and we'll pick it up tomorrow all right everyone Thanks for tuning in new Subs welcome aboard sub means a lot thanks for subbing enjoy those emotes I will see you all tomorrow have a great rest of your evening uh who's who's streaming I'll throw you on over to I'll toss you to hotashi tonight he's doing some Guilty Gear getting a little late night grinding thanks urisa Branson

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