Mina, you in here? I'm back. [awkward pause] Uh Mina? Tell me, Artemis. Who is your owner? Huh? Oh come on, what do you mean owner? You and I are partners in a never-ending battle to defend justice and peace. Hmm, partners huh? Okay, do partners keep secrets from each other? What secrets? Oh. Right, sorry. Yeah, okay I admit it. I'm the one who ate the last piece of pie. You wouldn't really call that a secret exactly. [screaming] I'm not talking about the pie. I hadn't even noticed the pie. Oh, well then. Is it about that favorite coca mug of yours I broke while stealing the last piece of pie? Or is about your favorite sweater that was lying next to my litterbox when I accidently...... Just stop! You did all of those things too, huh? But no. I'm not even talking about all that. Then what? Mina's not acting like her normal self. [gasp] Wait. Don't tell me this is about...! I just got a very interesting call from Usagi. She had some surprising news, it seems you've become father Artemis. And you didn't me. Now hold on a minute, that's all a mistake! Liar! Really, I swear Mina I know nothing about it. I'm innocent. So you're just going to pretend you don't even know this kitten you brought into the world? Don't give me that, you deadbeat dad! Man up, and face your responsibilities! [screaming] But I'm innocent!
