Men Try Catfishing On Tinder

i just love that we're catfishing him with a middle-aged man in the basement talking about cartoons we call [Music] middle-aged hey austin yeah do you uh believe in a thing called love no me neither but still to this day people are endlessly chasing that thing that they call love and you know what i feel like today it's even harder than it was before why is that because it is [Music] just look around all the sad lonely people not in love everywhere well there's something out there making people all giddy with joy making their little legs thump around with twitter patience okay that's from bambi thumper yeah i remember he gets twitter painted that's true so if we don't believe in love we at least believe in twitter patient and today we're going to help somebody find that twitter patient we love twitter patients twitter patient toe thump and twitter patient let's do it some of you may recall and remember her from years past she was uh one of our very first special guests everyone welcome amber to the show now amber if you remember she helped us tap into our basic biotches so since then welcome amber is still single she's been single and basically he'll gotta tell everyone that she's just been single the whole time well okay not married i guess you've been dating you like [Music] do you have a favorite person to date just one i like to date around that's your job that's my job we're picking her husband yeah i have been waiting my whole life to guide somebody to true love oh but we don't believe it no twitter patience twitter page we believe in twitter patience dude that actually looks really good on you thank you well today we're gonna help amber find her next husband her first husband hopefully the last one too i mean it's 2021 we could have backups well today we're gonna be building a profile for amber on tinder and uh using our expertise to not only build her profile but to land her her husband that's right we may have been out of the game for a few years now but we can pick a guy i mean it's not hard i mean i guess it's kind of hard if we get into the nitty-gritty i mean we'll get it done it's good here's the thing we can pick out the dbs from the google guys that's right and that's what she needs that means douche bags just in case you were wondering like i was for the first two seconds dad bonds all right there's nothing wrong with no dad bots okay that's a good one good to know you understood where i was all right okay let's do this this is how long it is whoa man you're not a man show me woman no it's showing show you oh i want men okay yeah are you sure we're off to a great start and continue now this is where you need to be honest okay this is crucial okay she likes food you're a foodie it's the top option that's the only reason i said that and i love food so everyone loves food am i wrong am i wrong festivals baking like how passionate are you how do you like look up festivals daily just to know more about festivals wow there's a lot of options to you i do not oh we'll do fashion oh yeah i see that fashionista as they say [Music] i would say road trips over like festivals that's what i'm talking about a better option okay she is okay continue that's a solid lineup i feel like a lot of guys would enjoy travel fashion road trips and dog lover beautiful [Music] and there's some people who should be ashamed of themselves but they have no shame they just bring it to you you got any dog ears from a snapchat filter on there you know what you should do you know what you should do this helps a lot find a picture of at least you and five other people okay with no clear distinction of which one you are throw that one in there okay now we're talking zoom it in a bit look at that you got the hat you can work the hat that's a fine skill not a lot of people have that girls can't always wear cats i'm sorry cats work hats we're cats or wear cats that's frowned upon too that's one so should the second one be like that one's the hook okay now you got a wrench on the cat you know you go fishing now you throw a hook in the water they nibble on it okay this is the nibble they're like oh nibbling now you got to just pull on that pull on that reel and you hook it in the cheek okay we gotta be aggressive the sea is open and full of fishes but they're only biting for a quick sec you gotta rinse it and stick it in there once we hook them then we reel them in this one's gotta be saucy i mean you got like a look do you have a look it looks give it like a look oh look there's the puppy face you were talking about okay don't add them we need a saucy pick fine i mean that shoulder one was good no you got another saucy shoulder pig was it too salty i mean no it can't be too salty saucy like oh this says it might be right saucy no oh my seed that's a good see that i see that hook's in there setting that hook okay all right now we're going for the sinker that's right we're going to show them the future i mean more pictures is always good true you don't like being catfished maybe showing a passion find a travel photo okay give us something fun traveling getting dirty covered in mud having a giant burger you don't have to be pretty all the time okay so like maybe at a beach or like oh i have this one where i'm like like a kind of a cliff thing you can't really see my face but that's probably not the best option when you can't see their face i mean we've already seen your face in the first two we know now you can see my back and that's really saucier than the other one now she's getting it okay okay now we're all together okay because it's like a 360 degree tour into the world we feel good about these three i feel good i feel solid yeah yeah okay that's pretty good yep okay you guys tell me what you think first impressions russell oh wait you see what i'm talking about with that third picture he came wrong like he got it wait your first instinct is to swipe what's your instinct oh i'm swiping swiping what's your instinct mine he got a lot of pictures on there will you swipe on this man look at that the time i mean yeah he's cute he's cute now hold on okay i'm just putting this out there use my guru skills but if her natural instincts have gotten us to this table here tonight maybe we need to go do the opposite so russell's gotta go sorry russell your instinct got me no way i was feeling really good about russell i know but i'm saying if she's thinking russell's good how many other times was she not hard all right who are you alex now look at this alex your mirror way too dirty bro he's even smoking is he smoking in his mouth craft beer dog oh you like it [Applause] i i was trying to scroll that means like i really like it bro that's why he has that look on his face it's from getting super likes okay well this cat's pick blocky what's on his nose he's gone no that's not you swipe you slide left or right you don't like coming around okay so now we learned you don't swipe right and you don't swipe up how do you view their profile so left you've got to land my phone here i'm just saying we might have accidentally found your husband i don't know did we write anything we didn't write anything in your book right words about me oh okay so what am i gonna do here's what we need to do we need to ask her questions she has to answer immediately first thing it pops into her head cheese pizza what loves cheese pizza pretty eyes thick thighs okay tell me about me some might say pretty eyes and thick thighs but i'll tell you this girl loves cheese pizza harry potter marathon i'm in you like donuts me too especially if they come with falls i like it no drama no games in this relationship got that dot except twister the perfect day for me would be nice and simple just a night on the town with some ice cream a horse mask and an rc wheels showroom did you really say ella yep you want to know what i mean you know what to do swipe right swipe up do what i did oh my gosh dang see look you get the first picture and they're like oh damn girl and then you pull them you lock onto them with those eyes grab them and then they're like look at her hair because that's what every guy is thinking look at her hair let's get back into the nitty-gritty here dominic is missing the sides of his hair do we like that i mean he's got a lot of pictures of his abs and his pineapples actual pineapples wait go back what phones you got that's not an iphone that means all his text messages are going to show up for me it'll never happen i don't need that that's honestly quite free you don't need that drama in your life see sam i don't know who you are sam again are sam both of these people kind of looks like are they both sam there are even on this again three pictures of two dudes hold up that could be sam do you know sam which one's sam they're oh my gosh it's all guys there he is the last one the last pick okay he wasn't even in the other pictures all right edm blue eyes um you know what i think sam so he is the skinny guy wait wait is he the one with the abs that nose matches that profile he's a guy with a bigger chest than so that's him there's a lot of dudes in the pictures of sam he changes his look quite often i cannot tell he's like a chameleon who he is he's got no beard beard clean face no shirt shirt season one no camo tattoo sam didn't even go there that is clearly photoshopped yeah that looks fake that is that's not real sam i'm swiping left strategically took that picture so the sun was just right over his because he's a photographer amateur washed up call of duty pro okay hold up hold up hold up manga and anime connoisseur ex-college hooper success by the way i mean i think he's all right i mean yeah let's do it okay oh ben oh my goodness it's a map hey what's up eric i hear the wedding bells i messaged him hey times are moving on we don't got time to just be sitting in park here we need to be driving that's just a message daniel new york city to utah taking care of dishes you know that's something that's important from the east coast don't claim to understand your desert lifestyle then why are you here daniel um new match new man you know who that is who was it you're super like shut up do you think he super liked you back how do i find this oh he said hi can you like unmatch this i mean i'm not we have to do it like an adult and be like that wasn't that good we don't want to lead them on you guys not interested be like sorry yeah that i do you know what we're gonna we're just gonna let him keep help for a little while joe looks like a young elon musk he does i'm betting this could pay off in the end [Music] now we're going rapid fire one picture only first impressions let's go this no not there's a lady in there let's get back samuel i can't tell okay that's a pretty fancy picture he likes drinks you don't like drinks christian that guy you know that's like a lot of fun enthusiastic about life and i just want to be outside oh oh my gosh tinder doesn't want people to fall in love they just want money i mean do we just rapid fire yeah and just see what happens mortal kombat no no no no no it's a match look at the hair his name's wee wee oh yes yes cameron what a great name nope nope nope oh come on he likes jesus nope glasses isn't the chest should we uh there's a lot of dudes luckily you're out of super like so that makes it easy ben looks fun adventuring movies i could build you a house oh but it'll have to be tiny at these prices oh sad face like uh he has a humorous sense oh wait hold up did you see that look at the man dress up he looks famous right oh my god this is this guy's what's that one guy favorite guy that's what i'm talking about no oh leather jacket crashes car yeah he's not super jacked i like that name yeah i gotta be comparable i mean give it to you okay we'll give him a chance nobody cares patrick omar super likes you well that's what i'm learning that's cool omar he could have some money he's got kind eyes and a fat wallet all right let's see here i may be a love guru but i'm not stupid oh he's like a doctor i told you no fat wallet you like doctors tell me look at that he's got a picture of his home is that well is that the time to hold [Music] whoa [Music] he is all trapped that neck is a third thigh he's just higher up in his body i like him i think garrett's kind of cool what what what are you doing this is new signal do not go against our instincts they're superior okay what about this guy bow that's simple bow bow big no last one oh what is not a dad just a dad vibe hey he's practicing we did her figure she's getting it look see who's child oh he's [Music] yes what [Music] read it he says and i quote okay i am in dire need of an elaboration on the horse mask and the rc and how they correlate we've got him except he does know honestly willie is did we say yes to him uh probably i don't know i was probably can't i don't know if it was on purpose let's text all of them and say so date straight to the point i like it exactly that's what guys like yeah we don't like the game we just want a game you come at him and be like you me cheese pizza my treat he says yes yeah you hey you've got a mortgage to pay you can get him a little caesar's eating piggy that's a test if he hates it then he's a good man because little caesar sucks so i said hey what's up eric all right that's how you say it yeah that's exactly how we say it and he said just got out of the gym gonna relax a little before i pass out what about you amber lee question mark and then he used he used the monocle face so he's like inquisitive he's thinking which brain is inquisitive sir which one is this guy let me check this out eric oh that's the basketball guy yeah he's the masked guy with the dog with the dog they all have dogs every single one that we spend on that dog he's very into manga and anime right oh i'm gonna hook this guy so hard let's hear it let's hear it do you like [ __ ] or anime she does tonight no just about to sit down with a bowl of popcorn and watch a little my hero academia [Music] how do you like to relax [Music] i sent it oh my gosh you go you're about to get a date [Music] if there was an equivalent to boxer dropping he just did it he's typing he's coming back little does he know he's being catfished i i now understand it's exhilarating this is an important question what does that even mean it right do you like to watch the show dubbed with english voices or do you prefer it in japanese with subtitles what do you say what do you say it depends on how i'm feeling it could take a long time already bringing the shower bro come on keep in mind hot tub watch anime oh my gosh i got you in the door or just lay down and think until i pass out it's eric and he's thinking ooh dub or sub i feel in my soul that eric is a sub fan okay nothing against him so he likes to hear it in the japanese but read the english subtitles rather than the dubbed english do you like the dub or the song obviously dubbed you're in english i don't want to read crap while watching tv i enjoy it's like a weird turn yeah i get you when i can focus and relax i like it but if i'm trying to get things done i enjoy the gun heavy breathing i just love that we're catfishing him with a middle-aged man in the basement talking about cartoons you call middle aged no we wait [Laughter] he's wiggling he's wiggling and they're real ladies if you're in the dating app scene don't leave us hanging freaking send it let's go on to someone else ben do you like ben ben's got a matthew mcconaughey looking i like his look i don't like his like cigarette maybe it's a joke right what are you gonna say say i'm poor build me a house question mark so how big are we talking the house of course i like that i like that wait how big we talk so how big we talking dot dot the house of the house of course get it that is a pun that'll get you right that's gonna make him laugh he thinks it's funny it's saucy and it's relevant to what he is no games just facts i'll cap no facts i'll carry no fans mla all facts no cat oh back still cat no backwards the other way no did i say i'm the new zombie with nate the blonde one okay okay i got a thing for nick nate's my guy he's not just a dad he's got great teeth okay i got it i gotta open up the message that's a great job he's on silicon slopes okay are you ready for this we talking dadmon or father figure not a dad just a dad oh or you can open up and say will you be my daddy well that's just right to the point does the dad vibe come with a dad bod or a father figure sounds so wrong and he has a dog just saying i thought that was him in an outfit is it not he looks like al it's his dog sitting on his chest oh with a headset on that's classic funny well anyone respond yet none yet nothing losers come on come on nate that was a great joke he's kind cute what's with the babies they're trying to show their good gonna be good fathers i get it anyone could hold a baby [Laughter] oh look eric oh eric this is your dub guy i knew he was a sub guy i called it i had you pegged for a what a sub guy you said that to him yes talking about pegging and subs [Applause] oh catfishing is funny how did it end cam a.o.t it's a little controversial wasn't the greatest ending i'm gonna love if you guys go on a date and you're like honestly you're in love with my friend camp all right what do we say that's a great question i'm sweating bullets over oh my goodness right i was blown away keep it keep it this is how this is how you do it on a date keep it general yeah yes no well blown away might be too strong it blew up i was [Music] whether you want it or not you're gonna be married in a year and a half to an anime lover you have nothing in common with this is how love works that's right folks y'all think you got these little boxes that you can check off you're gonna find the perfect one that fills them all out well you're a fool okay love is about working together in unity towards the same goal and enjoying the journey and that goal is twitter patience is i don't know we don't even know you think we know just because we're married we don't know where it's going we're just enjoying the ride you're saying that yet no because he's blown away that an attractive girl is talking so fluent manga to it how does he not know this is clearly a catfish mate i know nathan nate's not verified how do we know he's real oh good point how do we know i'm real i'm verified and i'm not real that's so true well wedding bells you hear them ringing in the distance in japanese and get dubbed at your wedding i'll hold the subtitles below yes yes you have to keep up the shroud until you're at least 10 years in and then just break it to him every now and then what do i say i just put like a blonde wig on you and you could come home oh my gosh we've got it figured out guys there you go if you hear wedding bells in the future let us know down in the comments let us know who your favorite that you're pulling for is going mine his name is uh nate if he answers i could get on board with nate if he says anything but eric's sincere good guy we you we do we have a connection with eric all right guys if you enjoyed this episode please let us know down in the comments let us know if you'd like to see any follow-up episodes maybe some juice maybe a first date we don't know but we can help you you're hiding in the bush costume thanks for being our experiment thanks for having me and uh we'll see you guys next time love you bye what do you do for a job i'm a designer utilizes advanced technology for visual stimulation what i meant is a graphic designer what i ended up thinking was only pants and i don't mean only fan

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Length: 28min 20sec (1700 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 06 2021