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the dude who delivered the pizza 10 minutes early and the uber driver that didn't speak of the entire ride Wow five stars to you sir men of culture hey everyone my name is Jake and welcome to memes where did you know that you can actually rate YouTube videos sometimes YouTube will sometimes say what did you think of this video and then you can rate it five stars and tick a box which says change my life because guess what memes changed my life and they should change yours to enjoy Daniel Radcliffe makes his Broadway musical debut ah training for the ballet Potter yeah but it's not making fun of me for it so it turns out a squirrel would need to fall about 4,800 miles in order to die because that would give it time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocities Rachel I am begging you it is 2:30 in the morning that information is on a need-to-know basis like I don't care what time it is I need to know this can you imagine how boring it would be falling from 4,800 miles though I would need a snack as well YouTube when a guy says the f-word ja day you and YouTube when Belle delphine posts what she posted yeah I'm pretty sure it would have got D monetized I'm pretty sure I got age restricted to be fair like she's not breaking tos but like I usually won't make any money from it probably rose I can explain wait you're getting three panels and I'm only getting to the - I'm gonna getting one that is a very high F of meme I respect you for making this Halloween 2020 has a full moon gets an extra hour at 2 a.m. because of daylight savings and is on a frickin Saturday teenagers oh yeah all these offices that's gonna be different to say the least I can explain say psych right now you died in one month while I died in three weeks wait three i died in one like an milk you wait you guys are dying how is Uganda knuckles 2 years ago like that's in safe like two and a half years ago that's mud ah 0.8 also remember the EBC rule of first aid a bone coming out through the skin is very bad don't go not just a doctor a donk dog he knows phineas realizing isabella has been flirting with him all those years wait a sec no it's when you think back on it like eight years later as well your oh my god I was an idiot when you realize the storm area51 memes were a year ago see that as well everything's just going so fast ah how likely are you to recommend windows 10 to a friend or colleague not at all likely please explain why you gave this score I need you to understand that people don't have conversations where they randomly recommend operating systems to one another hot me who does I guess my conversations aren't conversations girls bathroom the only way to have a friend is to be one bloom where you are planted be the reason someone smiles today and the boys bathroom our asses touched the same seat we are brothers I don't care if you wiped it it's still there okay when you can tell who is approaching your room just by their breathing pattern I know all it no it's it's the stairs it's like how loud they are on the stairs that's when you know someone vandalized a Soviet star in Russia and turned into Patrick is this communism no this is Patrick how did you get all the way of that that's literally you're right at the top who did this pro-gamers when they're FPS drops below a hundred and forty god I hate this I can't play like this and me with 26 FPS in Minecraft how bed Wars go boom box that's why I can never take anyone like that serious like oh yeah it must be the leg of the game no like I used to play Minecraft on the 11 fps yeah I was fine so far behold my meme which then goes to behold my meme which go oh no it keeps going it keeps going oh my god you look so much better when you don't wear glasses well you look better when I don't wear my glasses to apply cold water to burned area I wonder if they'll understand or they'll just be like ah thank you yeah sorry I was in church oh it's all God yeah it really is happy crusader noises yes shirt my dog fireworks and gunshots mmm it's fine my dog to his own fart who's no one heals themselves by wounding another enchanted book of mending yeah I beg to differ I beg to differ the guy who knows how to do second aid and professional doctors yeah you might know first aid but what's this it's too powerful woman steals car and tries to convince police she is beyond sage we got her and Beyonce mm-hmm delusion 100 no now they look the same right yeah she could pass us Beyonce mm artist so how should I draw you me like sideways but straight artist ah I got you okay that's actually pretty cool that's a good IIST I have very money okay I have one Roy's Roy's one machine and we have a Roy's Roy's and a Lombok are in the machine I can't wait to get my hand on one of those named page for a disciplinary slip please explain why thumping under the student on the head with a Bible and screaming infidel that's my girl when everyone talks about Rick Astley gang rick roll doorbell Delphine's returned but no one talks about Garfield's 42nd birthday - happy birthday Garfield everyone give happy birthday to Garfield in the comments my roast chicken you think at Gordon Ramsay oh my god no this is just no teachers I still think it's your fault just because otherwise it is my fault and I don't like that I fair enough if we can redirect the blame that's a 200 IQ move right and then you'll never be blamed for anything people who drive white vans be like I'll take you I'll take you come on get in the back when I is replaced by we even illness becomes wellness communist detected on American soil lethal force engaged no no you can't be mad at me I didn't cheat on you we cheated on you all right together two countries are having a war the United States let me in my really want to play guys a man who said he never drunk alcohol but often appeared drunk actually had a rare condition called auto-brewery syndrome in which his cup began producing alcohol whenever he ate carbohydrates a new case study says the slabs is it possible to learn this power hath it be useful if you could turn it on and off but other than that it's kind of annoying I pranked myself by going to school 18 years for nothing we all do that I think we've all done that Cambodian man kept live landmines as decorations his gardeners just gonna garden oh there goes one I guess I'm flying through the air again the first time you visit someone's house okay can I sit hey I hope I'm not sitting in like Dessie or something I don't want to beep like two homely ah now I'm just gonna stand here seven-year-old me drinking medicine without making facial expressions yeah I can tank that mm-hmm yeah very nice I recreated Shrek in Minecraft with insane detail it's beautiful I've looked at this for five hours now wait did you like get custom back how did you do this what's humans talk snakes we just straight up how to open the gates 2.5 million people before this video let me in let me in thank you get to scan this for telling me how to open the gates are you eating healthy yes today I made aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato puree spread on baked hallways oh wow let me see mmm what the Frick all it takes is some imagination and a little science and then we can make anything healthy human humans or Homo sapiens are highly intelligent primates humans are also humans that's such a kind of true what we see is highly intelligent we just compare ourselves to animals right I'm pretty sure we still have wars with each other you know the same species we're not that intelligent when somebody repeats something for the fifth time and you still don't get it okay well I can't really say what again cuz then they'll get annoyed haha yeah heroic former McDonald's worker admits to putting extra nugget in boxes for years everyone Merkel liked that I hope McDonald's doesn't sue this guy I guess they've got no proof but this guy's a hero people who walk barefoot on concrete in the summer and people who can swallow pills without water yeah okay yeah I might be able to do that but walking on that concrete breath we should stop posting normal videos on Pranab and replace YouTube should I start doing this I feel like I should do this the loud slush bully kid I don't fear you the class clown then you will die braver than most we're breaking up all you care about is memes ah with it's a beam you get it nice if you can't take the memes I don't need you alright when you speak English more fluently than your native language wait maybe I am English how does this work like when you're at school do you speak English in school or your the language hey printer I got a question yes could you print out trash sure people who play their music out loud in public mm-hmm yeah I agree if you play music out loud I'm gonna be like oh you're a bit of a douche but if you play these videos out loud yeah I'm gonna be like nice got good taste in memes and in real Jake memes play these out loud well probably go actually play play them in your headphones enjoy

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Views: 138,746

Rating: 4.9616866 out of 5

Keywords: memes, meme, funny meme, funny posts, try not to laugh, realjake, fakejake, meme awards, best memes, top memes, funny memes, uber, 5 stars, rating, cars, driving, movies

Id: PTFrqIAJmfg

Length: 11min 34sec (694 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 23 2020