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recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of snake david my goals are beyond your understanding god let the guy eat the cake i like sometimes i'll eat a whole cake in 43 seconds sure uh hi would you like to dance um sure oh becky we can sit here he's about to go dancing oh why must you hurt him in this way true that's so rude hi uh who is this aaron changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures uh what's mine uh dwarf well he's so mean i'm not that sure oh hi dan god dammit this guy and aaron and dad ah hi dan what are you doing down there i feel like netflix is trying to tell me something top pick for aiden we think you're like friends wondering what to watch we suggest the 40 year old virgins yeah aiden i think you should probably get out more when none of your combos are working so you just start button mashing alright random bs go this is me whenever i played super smash bros just i didn't know what to 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think they're fine people are donating money to kylie jenner to help her become the world's youngest female billionaire ah this isn't your average everyday simp this is advanced simping give money to the billionaire that's a good idea how to survive a bear attack if it's brown you lie down and if it's black you fight back and if it's a bear get out of that yeah i wouldn't even do either i just run waving goodbye on a zoom meeting okay goodbye and the second the zoom meeting ends oh my god i hate this thing man picks up a fur ball and discovers its hundreds of spiders ah i mean to be fair spiders probably won't do anything to you but it's just like step number one draw two circles like this all right and then draw two ears like this and then we're gonna draw the arms and the legs and then you have a perfectly drawn panda wait did i miss a page or like how does this work r slash ask reddit which sentence would end a date immediately uh this date is over now no need to thank me i mean yeah that probably would end the day in the late 1800s a baboon was officially employed as a railroad singleman he was paid in money and bear and never made a mistake well of course i know him he's me i feel like this could be done more if you pay the guy you could do that how taking tests during online school is like students and teachers saying do not open any tabs other than the test oh yeah i'm not going to do that goes on phone back to school ads be like playfulness and joy oh ain't that cute someone spilled that wine here though uh spongebob squarepants ah he's lost his family and now his last daughter to violent terrorism he'll stop at nothing for the day of reckoning um spongebob what's up blue so you say black killed red huh i think so but you are black oh uh okay fine i did it firefox then and then go into this to this to this and to this oh look at how they massacred my boy it's evolving but just backwards what the heck satan why am i in hell i don't deserve this i'm a good person okay let me check your file hmm it says you're the student who always reminded the teacher about homework do you want to hear another joke no thanks hitler yeah you deserve to be there i'm sorry obi-wan you were the chosen one anakin i hate you anakin was the impostor ah it just had to be done i'm sorry five reasons why earth is dinosaur shaped this is lies this is lies and this is truth evidence for dinosaur earth this is your last warning from the fbi i'm telling you teacher what is 32 32 me uh 64. then why did you write a stack oh uh i mean it's the same thing is it not march 2020 i don't like this and september 2020 i don't really care anymore just just end it end it when you're an introvert but you're good at acting like an extrovert imposter and like okay i might be the guy but i might not be the guy i don't know my dad just subbed to my only fans and tipped me a hundred dollars that is how you support your child's business uh guys my wife takes out a big life insurance policy on me my breaks don't seem to be working me it's finally happening well when you're listening to a song for the first time and try to sing along random bs girl sometimes you can get the chorus but most of the time it's just a girl invites you to her house okay she takes you to her bedroom okay and she gets out a new lego set to build together okay yeah my parents have access to mine and my brother's bank accounts and accidentally took money out of my brother's savings instead of theirs to pay the mortgage and now every time we tell him to do something he says you can't talk to me like that in my house the brother um i mean he technically paid the mortgage so i work for a billion-dollar company oh you do it's mcdonald's ah i mean yeah pretty impressive still you got a job psychologist every dream has a meaning and my dreams this has a meaning what does it mean i've been having this word dream where literally like you don't click on screen when i say there's more memes and it's like it's like a nightmare really so if you can stop that and just click them if you can that'd be great thanks

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Length: 11min 36sec (696 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 22 2020