memes that get TIKTOK banned

hi babe what are you doing oh nothing much i'm really tired just going to sleep now babe and you um i'm in the club standing behind you her and him are you sure it's not my twin hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to memes where it's never the twin i don't know what that means but i'm saying it it's never the twin enjoy the memes made in china stickers are actually made in korea korea mmm stunks i mean everything is made in china apart from the stickers wow good job korea what do you want to be for halloween uh yours yeah that would be pretty scary haha that will make a fine addition to my rejections my son and an unrelated fact about minecraft to literally any conversation we're having hey at least he has an interest in something all right mom at mcdonald's you should study hard if you don't want to end up like that worker over there the worker who was actually a university student working hard to pay for their tuition fees um thanks thanks guys yeah it does have a bad rep name one thing you want to try in the bedroom uh getting a full eight hours of sleep cheers i'll drink to that bro yeah that would be nice that would be really nice if you ever feel useless just remember that bikini bottom has a fire department me an intellectual well here is fire here is fire and more fire yeah they need one urban dictionary for stupid someone who has to look up stupid in the dictionary because they don't know what it means you are stupid oh when tick tock gets banned in the united states youtube to the tick tock refugees here they come i mean they're welcome as long as other change the ways they're fine right teacher turn to page 49 me open spoke to page 49 on first try eight-year-old me am i the chosen one push to open if that does not work pull if both do not work drag the actual entrance to your left it's the trickster i thought he was gonna say oh we're closed but you know that works as well literally any game has a tutorial doom here's a shotgun kill everything that moves heavy metal gets stronger but only demons right only the bad guys were nice a doom when i'm bored i go around putting these stickers on paper towel dispensers voice activated say loudly paper towel now well i just want to say that i'm a huge fan you imagine walking into like a public toilet and you just see someone like shouting at the paper towel dispenser paper child now i've said this ten times already wanna hear a pickup line uh yeah sure are you a hen because you were exactly what i'm looking for well i'd consider myself more of an egg because i'm looking to get laid what okay that's not where i wanted to go but okay two smart kids arguing in which state the amazon river flows and me who knows it flows in the liquid state god these guys are idiots you really think that's a solid or a gas come on the manager what have you got the cashier to karen well i've got a talking donkey last time i trusted someone i lost an eye and who is that that cat's god this is an old one now geez teacher today we're going to talk about depression the kid who listened to three billy eilish songs oh and the kid who got a girl toy with his happy meal ah i know which one has experienced true depression come on my boss to me you said you were sick no no no no i said i have a case of corona yeah i thought we were drinking uh no home is where someone runs to greet you me who lives alone ah why is this just some random guy running at you please no when you're walking your dog at night and she stops suddenly and stares into the empty darkness oh no oh no we're going home come on we're going home she sits in her room all day playing video games i would love to have a boyfriend but my video games are more important could this woman be one of my people hmm the nice teacher and kids who are mean for no reason you deserve the worst you deserve the worst come on cars in action movies i can get hit seven times and still function and cars in horror movies ah can't even start it's for the story alright that's why people who get news from newspapers and people who get news from social media and me who gets news from memes honestly yeah i actually do nobody and me for no reason at all ah now it's a hair dryer i used to do this all the time i actually prefer these to like the apple woods since kirby is trending i'd like to remind everyone how bernie sanders called me jigglypuff heck yeah bernie bernie replies thank you jigglypuff he's a little confused but he got the spirit all right he's a boomer he's not gonna get it right every time my teacher explaining how his wife took the kids and we're his new family and me happy that he won't check the homework i didn't do wow yeah so tell us more about your awful wife served someone says that the elastic on their mask hurts their is people who wear glasses god pathetic you you can't wear that ah just pathetic happy birthday clint guy named clint the guy who wrote it wait what else is it supposed to say i can't see any other word it could be girl i only date six feet guys me with only two feet oh ants yeah we got this reading the entire shrek script one word per day day 465 this little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years wait is it actually gonna cost 51 years did someone do the math on this like a lot of you guys are commenting oh i want jake to say the thing that i'm not saying yet in the comments you're not on 465 yet come on marine animals or something i don't know i'm not a biologist yeah that looks about right those do look like marine animals cool bug facts when you treat your kids really badly they'll do the same to you also look at the left corner alright have a great day ah thanks a fact and i get a nice day thank you me normally walking yeah and me when i see a cute girl walking nervously you're like stepping up and like uh uh kids when their parents are leaving the house oh and teens when their parents are leaving the house everyone mistakes make you stronger stephen hillenburg after creating spongebob ah i get it random karen i'm not buying from your store anymore multi-billion dollar companies no no oh ah that's so sad me at 3am okay brain i really need to get some sleep now my brain excuse my ignorance but what exactly is moss like you know you've touched it before but what is it come on what is it nobody is born evil except of course the guy who made two ads appear before every youtube video you know if there's less in the video that's all right but two at the start an extra nah a periodic table with the actual elements in it periodic table of the elements ah it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now wait does that mean you have like the radioactive thing where's that come on get that one my mum to literally any movie hey check this out five-year-old me mm-hmm cars we're watching cars again all right the 30th time i don't care i want to watch cars i looked up this video forgot that i did click the tab and got rick rolled by my past self ah that that must hurt that was just really hurt gamer get the hell out of this game you don't belong here noob you play like an old man and someone's grandpa who was trying to learn and blend in with the new generation oh god be nice guys be nice come on add the minecraft enchanting table language to duolingo to 25 000 of signed are we blind deploy the signatures imagine if you could actually learn that you were like okay all right we got sharpness that doesn't show you now like when you hover over it though that's kind of bad oh couples costume idea for us this and this uh those two don't go together neither do we eric goodbye imagine breaking up like that cheese my mum feeding me here comes the aeroplane and my dad feeding me here eat this come on eat it ah why isn't he in it and my dad telling me to click on another video click click another video uh right there do this do this right now no airplane just just click just click thanks

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Length: 11min 9sec (669 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 05 2020