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Ginny did you know that subtle depressed people traits has been banned for a third time no way it's true why Holly because depression jokes is not acceptable anymore we're starting again from scratch with only 651 members this is my favorite Facebook group of all time so I'm glad they're still putting an effort to revive the Facebook every time it gets bent I appreciate it they don't just give up kind of like the people in this reddit do sorry this Facebook but you know what else refuses to die my love for recon recon that's the latest model the e25 is their best one yet six hours of playtime seamless bluetooth pairing more based and more compact design it gives you a nice noise isolating fit it also comes in new fun colors check it out you can do blue you can do rose gold look at all those cool colors Jeannie that's rate county here but start about half the price of any other premium wireless earbuds in the market and guess what they sound just as amazing we've tried them before Jeannie's used some plenty of times every day and so if I look there's over half a million happy customers and Counting from golfers to high school skater boys it's incredible so to get your pair today make sure you go to the description down below and get 15% off your order go to buy week on comm slash and XR for 50% off your next started brought to you by Ray time what's worse than a heartbreak when you wake up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging when you wake up in the morning when you wake up what about when you life okay life is worse than heartbreak itself get over volunteer all pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have a high enough anxiety I hate that you're right you ever feel guilty about feeling guilty yeah it's horrible nurse you scored a 25 out of 27 on your mental health questionnaire that means I'm good at mental health right okay she's counselor enters to the room ah beans beans cool beans remember when that line was cool it was never cool okay okay I can't do it you just can't eliminate those negativities in his life and just cut it he can't do it that's symbolic jr. that's very strong Hey No ha ha I know right what the [ __ ] was that this person somehow was able to manage to put the blame on themselves for how much of a dick this person was that's incredible hey don't look at me like that I feel really attacked right now shots fired Jeanne I don't know why but as soon as people looked at me I was like oh you should have accomplished more by this age your Lord Isaac let's not celebrate that's shame people for how little they've done in their life you know our birthday's coming up so you've done plenty Jeanne is now a successful twitch streamer at me two seconds later burst is a curse in existence is a prison wow that's some mad rhymes very poetic but very dark not very healthy my undiagnosed mental illness watching everyone tell ten-year-old me how much potential I have you time travel I was just thinking about you it is an interesting letter as you can possibly be thinking about me anything's were interesting than me stop enforcing the idea that you need to be in a relationship to be happy sometimes you just need to die I've been doing wrong the whole time Jeanne I'm not trying to get banned to be honest my plan 2020 are you really sleepy or you just want to go to bed so you can dream and use it as an excuse it from your shitty Roulette reality hmm that actually hits pretty hard things will get better guys maybe we should be encouraging cuz we're never very encouraging we're kind of encouraging them to kill themselves usually which is not what you should do watching childhood movies for entertainment watching childhood movies in the desperate hope that you will feel the same happiness you felt as a child [ __ ] no matter how many times I watch Harry Potter Ginny it's just not the same psychologist same person laughs too much even at stupid things he is lonely deep inside loneliness is a composite and usually unpleasant emotional response of many people oh [ __ ] I laugh at a lot of things that aren't funny if any exposes me you laugh less than I do no no I laugh more snow oh it's Kit Harington when someone sends you a five-minute video so you gotta wait five minutes to tell them it's nice oh yeah you're telling me you'd rather do nothing then just watch the video like not everyone has the time to watch five-minute video no I do but the only way I can read this scares the [ __ ] out of me I want to kill myself but I don't want my family and friends to be sad oh oh whoa why did you read that so perfectly Ginny [Laughter] why what did you get from these letters I was gonna say I want to kill myself because I don't want my oh my god today we'll be talking about the pressed [ __ ] who share memes all day as a coping mechanism then they all look at you Chinni where's this class and how can I attend this seminar I'm skinny I don't want to be a part of this unique self-deprecating joke as a coping mechanism if someone tries to lecture you about the importance of a positive mental attitude the [ __ ] aborted dreams just found out constantly a day dreaming and imagining an idealized life in your head 24/7 has a name and it's called maladaptive daydreaming and it's a mental illness well I knew it kid with that well that's depressing suitable for this page my body [ __ ] idiot stupid cow everybody looks nice except for you yeah I agree well I don't think I'm the worst that's how I stopped caring after I met Jeanne will you press the button you get ten million dollars but you have to give 90% of it to your girlfriend me after realizing that I can get 1 million dollars and a girlfriend I'd be like nope why because I want to give you 100 percent of Virginia 90 percent is not enough for what you deserve I've clearly learned from psych una suppress it ignore it deflect it so whenever I went on road trips I would play Bob it for hours with my sister doctors dark humor could be early signs to dementia this entire Facebook group that's not true wait who are you again we're like what's my name what's this Cup why all of you okay Mike Ovid 19 project took about a month really happier the results he fix his bed congratulations ok it's 1 a.m. today I've consumed 44 tic tacs they taste better when you share them with friends says tick tock I don't have friends Tic Tac can you be a bit more like why do you think she consumed 44 Tic Tacs like I think you should say maybe if I told covin 19g cute and that I want to get to know her better she'd leave oh says synth paint Appy simpie it's a reference to Drake's handle champagne poppy but it's simp ping poppy Drake's handle champagne poppy why hey cutie is your last name suicide no cuz I think about you every day tag your crush no tags no tags nobody wants to tag this because they know it would end a relationship now I will be gem mine does it ever stop haha no the people who are in the most pain just say haha to everything and then it goes teacher can anyone give examples of things that are useless oh very good any other examples oh he's right me being prepared for 2020 nothing can stop me in this order that covers everything how unfortunate you do say that back in the medieval era they would aim for the eyes mystic sword in no way an anime theme for buttholes did you know that friend it's okay dude you'll find a girlfriend when the time is right my time completely broken not even a time never gonna happen get out of bed get out the way get out of the car get out of my life you ever feel like life kind of repeats itself over and over sounds like you need to get out war oh this is DJ brew of the highest order that's life genie try and boost people up you know not take them down be like get in the bed get in the way get in my house get in the car get in my life get in my pants okay if your life suddenly has meaning again because you can go to a bar then I don't think covin a scene was your biggest concern true that's the truth bomb range that's why I'm happy without bars Cheney I don't even look forward to bars anymore me posting on social media when I have several unread messages you don't see me I am NOT here this kind of feels like me a genie several unread messages but then I got put on YouTube I say it was scheduled guys oh my god was that the last post Ginny would you like to check out subtle Asian dating this is how you cheer up a sad girlfriend no that's not how your chair of the side girlfriend he saw the opportunity Jeannie me prepping for my first date after this quarantine lockdown is over pineapple juice pineapples why pineapples oh you sweet summer child I'd prefer you not know what this is about wait you get it yes that's good that's that's a very good thing Jeannie that's great it's not about finding a quarantined boyfriend it's about developing strong feelings via text that you won't be able to verify in person until June actually it's now August oh yeah I wonder how many people got catfished during this time Janine and they don't even know oh my god I'm dying I am talking to this China dude and he speaks me in Mandarin and he has now upgraded he is using voice notes now I can't use Google Translate anymore [Music] I think the connection broke the truth well why were you try to talk to in the first place how do you say because anyway anyway in ways small why oh because he's handsome Wow Venus chopped onion roti watermelon your ex from two years back use you as a shopping list what yeah doh whoa I use my mom's account a little she passed it whoa oh [ __ ] boy you could also text yourself as well did you know that no reason what a tongue aren't you not villain venom right yes what are you doing giving you a chance to be a hero why'd you maybe read the girl Gina what is he about to do with that tongue suck you can walk right away gee this is disgusting and it's ruined venom for me even though I would really listen alright well our food is here make sure to smash that like button if you want to resurrect subtle the press people traits let's get going boys and subscribe so I can get my subscribing thank you so much for watching we'll see you guys next time peace I was

Channel: MxR Plays

Views: 744,582

Rating: 4.9620194 out of 5

Keywords: mxr, mxr plays, opening, skyrim, girlfriend, gf, vlog, family friendly, asian couple, cooking, funny, fails, REACTION, tik tok, meme compilation, tik tok cringe

Id: V_2u-M5F4Pk

Length: 14min 14sec (854 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 10 2020