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[Music] mr worldwide did you know if you put both index fingers on your cheeks you can't tilt your head to the left try it on the teeth yup oh need sean [Music] growing up i was always told the tattoo should have meanings so stitch this and show me your most meaningless tattoo so i showed you the penguin last time i just got this one yesterday it's scrat from ice age reaching towards my nuts what's your name baby are you single yeah oh when you broke up knock knock not your boyfriend [Music] hey baby you know what to do with me when i die when i die have me cremated and put my ashes in the chili and then eat me so i can tear that up one more time [Music] disgusting [Music] if you're a heavier person like me and your office chair starts to sink when you sit in it here's how you fix it alright grimmy you go to bed at seven shrimp [Applause] [Music] yeah for everybody that thought i didn't have a rock bird by the way i hope you already liked and subscribed because the rock bird is coming to make sure you have i ain't never seen no mores on that but it might be good though my daddy nobody i'm about to get him squirt it all around and then i'm going to rub it smooth everywhere mustard oh man that's really oh how many families had five six kids you know oh yeah [Music] what you're trying to gain [Music] food the hammer can fix anything right my tv is broken yeah holy sh jimmy you want some crawfish jimmy jimmy daddy hey you want some coffee [Music] it's going through warm speed [Music] um b [Music] yes i just threw a person enemy dropping into the air what stuff here's how buffets like golden corral make money off of you they don't make money off me i put three of them out of business before covert [Applause] [Music] where's your brother what where's your brother andrew yes i don't know look what he left i don't know ma it's an unusual starter let's [Music] and of all the support you want something to eat oh my god oh my god by far pizza where's your girlfriend where is no one has that much time no one has that much ink or pillow or paper or envelope that's ridiculous do you know how many push-ups how many times [Applause] so if you add soap to these and like blend them up uh it looks really cool they're super bright for a short period but a lot brighter than usual um but i didn't put the lid on so you just wasted your time i'm so sorry about that huh [Music] welcome to pittsburgh oh i know it really is [Music] [Music] is what's in here oh it's just your demise [Music] g'day everyone this is one of our beautiful red-tailed black cockatoos so who out here would love to meet you live face-to-face i've been being double-handed by sunny snowball now what i need you to do reach into your wallet and pull me out a five dollar note you're like you should see that note and we should know exactly who to fly to [Music] gilbert is going to deliver your receipt via mail now once he does place that in the palm of your hand just hold a few fingers over it for me and while it's up there would you mind opening it up and checking that it's got all the correct details in there [Music] [Applause] 43 [Applause] this is what he does with every trick shot he makes it harder than it has to [Music] be [Music] penis no not [Music] oh poop [Music] nobody expects the spanish inquisition

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Id: zDzjegP1DOA

Length: 13min 21sec (801 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 18 2021