Colin: No, simon, you're probably wondering why I've invited you onto the stage tonight. You see tonight, Simon, I would love to share with America the most dangerous thing that I can do. Solving the Murder of Simon Cowell, right before it happened. So Mel this is your chance to get some revenge. Can I ask you please to stand up for me and would you please point out, anybody at all in the room that you don't know at random, who will come up on stage? Which person? Right on there would you please stand up for us this lady? Is this who you would like Mel, it must be your choice. Would you make your way to the stage and Mel you can sit by down. Thank you. Now while they make their way up, I need to ask the rest of you in the audience to think for me of any naughty or guilty memory of yours. Think of it in as much detail as you Possibly can and hold that memory right at the very front of your mind. I'll be back with you in a second. Hi, very nice to meet you. Thank you so much for coming up. Can I ask you to stand right here please? What I would love you to do is to take this piece of paper, read it carefully, fill it in, fold it up, but do not let anyone see it that will be important. I'm gonna ask you to turn away as well. So do that now. Just face this way that's perfect I'll be back with you in a second. Simon, while she does that, can I ask you please to say stop as I move my hand any time? tonight Anytime just say stop. Simon: stop. Right here that's perfect. That's great. The lady blonde hair, would you please stand up for me just confirm we don't know each other. Are you thinking of something right now? Yes, just to confirm you haven't told this to anyone you're only thinking of it right now in this moment saying nothing, but this is something that happened when you were younger. Yes? This is something you were outside does that make sense and other people have seen this happen and you have laughed at you. You're thinking there's an animal involved. Does that make sense? Yes, and, you're camping. Is that what you're thinking? You're camping with your friends and some things happens with a dog. Am I correct in saying that you're thinking whilst you were camping this dog, has bitten you on your butt. Is that what you were thinking? Yes! Then you can sit back down, what's uh. What's hilarious, is the guy in front with red shorts, you're now thinking the exact same thing has happened to you. Is that what you just thought yes? Audience member: Yes. Colin: Not that this is her moment, okay, but, thank you. The point is, every single person in this room at some point in your life something naughty or embarrassing has happened to you, but, tonight the naughtiest person is going to be this lady here You've, you filled that in, yes? You can throw the pen away. Get rid of the pen. Just throw the pen right into the audience, Perfect. Hold on to that because what I would love you to do is choose one of these five Potential murder weapons this evening, okay. I don't want anyone to see which one you choose so we are going to cover them, but, would you please come drop your piece of paper there. Think of one of the five colors in a moment? You'll take it off. But, while she does that, Mel, could I ask you please to join us on stage and stand right behind Simon Okay? Now whilst Mel makes her way up. Thank you, Mel. Think of one of those knives, I want you to watch every color you're thinking of, peel that knife off and hide it behind your back so that no one sees which color you have. Shout "done" when you have done that. Perfect, come and face me, keep the knife behind your back. Keep it hidden. Look at me and let's see what I can deduce about you. Think about your name first of all. Think of your name, is your name something like Kirsty? Yes! Let's confirm this. Your name is Kirsty. Right, okay, think of what you do. Don't say it just think you're you're a student. Yes? Kirsty: Yeah. Colin: Can you think of what you're studying for me, please? Just think. Are you studying physical therapy? Kirsty: Kind of, yeah. Colin: Yes! okay. Good that's perfect. Think about the reason you're thinking for killing, Mr. Cowell tonight. Just think of it. This involves a celebrity, Yes? Kirsty: Yes. Colin: Yes, not a man is it? Yes, would I be correct in saying that tonight. You're thinking the reason you would like to kill Mr. Cowell is because he stole your entire collection of Justin Bieber CDs. Kirsty: Yeah! Colin: Is that what you're thinking? Yes! then if I've read you correctly right now, you should have taken the white knife bring it out, and let me see if that's correct. Yes! It is the white knife! You can now flee the scene. You're free to go because Mel, It is the white knife, but this is your moment. Please hold that knife high up in the air. Hold it high up in the air Mel, and right now, Mel, I would love you, please to plunge that knife into Simon Cowell's chest Sorry yes, I meant to say I apologize you panic there simon it is it is a rubber knife. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, sorry Obviously Mel, we couldn't kill simon. I am from the live studio audience but, whilst the knife was fake, the motive was real now, Mel Good to double-check. Mel, you could have picked anyone and they could have chosen any reason but of course the reason I deduced that they were thinking for killing Simon is because he stole all of their Justin Bieber CDS. That's what she wrote and that is exactly What I said, okay, now. What makes this what makes this more interesting though is I knew exactly The type of person who would want to kill Simon Cowell. Long before I came on the show. Simon you've been sat on that bench this entire time. Can I please ask you to slide to your left? Because Simon you will see that the plaque engraved on the bench that you've been sat in front of this entire time, clearly states "in loving memory of Simon Cowell killed Because he stole their entire collection of Justin Bieber CDS". But, Why hope you're more delighted where is the choice of weapon. You see the truth? Is that was the only rubber knife? You see Mel, if you'd stab simon with any of these tonight. You would have been the person on live TV to have killed! Simon Cowell.
