Maya Rudolph's Secret to Saving Money Is Having a Lot of Kids

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Maya, I'm so happy you're here. And you know I love when you're here. I'm happy to be here. The fact that you're here on cat week has to be special. It's a lifelong dream. Yeah. A lot of people like sweeps, but I think cat week. Cat week is really what I was striving for, especially because I'm highly allergic to cats. So I have absolutely no relationship to them whatsoever. Oh, no. My children are very mad at me about it cause they really want cat. We have dogs. Yeah. But my kids want a cat. And then my five-year-old recently begged me for a cat and I said, I'm sorry, honey we can't have a cat because mommy's allergic. And she said, mommy, when you die, can we get a cat? I thought that was really sweet of her. Yeah, it's thoughtful of her to wait. So thoughtful. So did you say, yes? Absolutely. Sure. Yeah. That's a shame. Have you been allergic your whole life to cats? - It clicked on when I was about 13. Oh, no. Do you like them, though? They're fine. Oh. I mean, listen, I have rats at my house so I need a cat. Do you live in the Valley? Because there's an infestation right now. Yes. Yes, there's an infestation in the Valley. Did you know that? Is there really? Yes, I saw it on the news. Oh, they've been there for years. Yeah, well, at your house? Yeah. How many have you seen? I just smell them when they're dead. So quite a few. I would move if I were you because that's a shame. I'm assuming-- I don't know-- you're not pregnant, right? No. OK. Because I never know with you. Every time you're here, you're pregnant. I'm not pregnant. Oh, my god. Every-- look, there's one. We looked all through the years. It's been-- and then there was another. There's another, my nose is pregnant in that too. There's another. Oh, my god, you're right. Yeah, you were pregnant every single time you were here. That's nuts. How many kids you have? Who knows? Yes. I have four incredible, amazing kids. And there's no more diapers in my house. What's the youngest? I have kids now. She's five. She's the one that asked if we could get a cat after I die. Right. She really loves me. So four of them-- five and how old? What else? Five, seven, almost nine, and I just-- my oldest turned 13. Wow. Yeah, I have a teenager. And how is that? Which is so weird because I'm so young. Yeah, Yeah. It's amazing, actually. I was scared. People always tell you that it's going to be intense. And she's a girl, and they say girls go through a lot and a lot of hormones. She's just really great and really sweet and nice. And got her head on her shoulders, she's fun. She's taller than me. Really? Yeah, it's crazy. And she wears my shoes. It's amazing. I'm fascinated-- it's like a science experiment. I'm fascinated by it. At 13 that she's wearing the same shoes as you, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's great. You can save money that way. You share. That's what I'm working on. That's a great reason to have children. Yeah, I never had a sister. Just to save money. Yeah, to save money. And she's-- I know that. It's a good thing to have four kids because that's the plan to save money is have as many kids as possible so you could save a lot of money. Yeah. Well, they're inexpensive. Oh, they're so cheap. Yeah, from what I've heard. I mean, you don't have to feed them, but you can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's the amount that matters, you know? Just throw them all in one like a bucket of water and say, bathe. Yeah. Yeah. And especially once they understand language when you say, bathe. When they're infants, they don't know. If you said, bathe, they'd be like, ahh. But when they're older, they'd understand, bathe. Oh, yeah. So, yeah, we've worked it out.
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Channel: TheEllenShow
Views: 554,483
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Keywords: cat, maya rudolph, forever, actress, fred armisen, rats, female comedians, allergic reaction to cats, teenage daughter, daughter, kids, ellen degeneres, ellen, the ellen degeneres show, ellen show, ellentube, who is on ellen today, season 16, season 16 episode 31, maya, rudolph, hilarious, maya rudolph and fred armisen, amazon prime, interview, new, snl, maya rudolph kids, maya rudolph pregnant, bridesmaids, the good place
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Length: 4min 1sec (241 seconds)
Published: Wed Oct 17 2018
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