Matt Walsh Reacts To Cringey New Years Resolutions TikToks

well the new year is coming up uh it's a time for New Year's resolutions I suppose not big on New Year's resolutions because New Year's resolutions they don't exist for the new year let's be let's be real about it they exist for all the months leading up to the new year uh as a as a as a you know an excuse for you to not make changes right away the New Year becomes sort of a receptacle for all of the commitments that you don't want to make right away because if you're serious about making a change you're just going to start doing it no matter what it is like if you say I want to start dieting in the New Year if you're actually going to die in the new year you would just start right away if you're serious about it you just that moment start doing whatever it is as Nike one of the most insightful corporate mottos of all time just do it this video is not sponsored by Nike so that's why I feel about New Year's resolutions but they feel differently over on Tick Tock and over on Tick Tock there are a bunch of people posting their New Year's resolutions so we're going to go through and watch those and make fun of them New Year's Eve is coming up and I just want to say don't kiss no man it's New Year's Eve not New Year's Stephen turn lesbian this is the time that's actually kind of funny New Year's Eve not New Year's Steve I I it doesn't make any sense obviously but making sense is not the bar that I'm gonna set for a tick tock video because it's not fair to them I'm disappointed in the horrible homophobia in this video because I've been reliably informed by LGBT activists that nobody can choose their sexuality so you can't turn lesbian it's not it's it that's far right propaganda actually it's very dangerous you cannot change your sexuality unless of course you're let's say a heterosexual man who turns into a woman and is then but is still attracted to women in which case you that's really the only way to turn into a lesbian I guess you have to be a man first and that's how you can turn into a lesbian so you can't change your sexuality but you can change your gender which in turns in turn changes your sexuality that's what we're told don't expect any New Year's resolutions from me I intend on staying the same snarky sarcastic foul mouth you've all come to love nobody does love you that's why you're like this I mean this is the ultimate female cope is what you just saw there nobody likes you nobody wants to be around you you're lonely and alone and so you decide to embrace that as your personality I'm a snarky up this is default like you dye your hair purple and just decide to to play it off like like you meant to be this incredibly off-putting and unpleasant so it's kind of it's kind of the uh chicken or egg sort of uh philosophical conundrum in some ways I suppose did you start off being this way and then nobody liked you and so then you decide I think that's really what it is that's what that's what all purple hair is by the way it is an attempt to turn unpleasantness into a personality anytime you see someone with purple hair that's what they're doing that's what the game is oh this is a good question here are my 2023 resolutions comment your resolutions the ones that you're comfortable sharing in the comments section first I definitely want to get back to parts of me pre-panny you know 2020 happened a lot happened all of our lives have been significantly changed because of it um but you know there were parts of my life pre-panny I just want to kind of recapture the essence of my life back then um what am I talking about okay I gotta cut it off right there I can't even watch this anymore did she just call the pandemic a panty and well I'm is that am I am I reading that correctly pre-panny is what we're calling the pandemic now the pandemic was a panty so we have a cutesy nickname for a pandemic now something tells me that this is new I don't think they did that like in the in the black plague I didn't call it the black it's the black panty it's two-thirds of Europe has died in the panty here's a New Year's resolution it's not that hard to use an entire word and I know pandemic you know that's that's a multi syllabic word and especially in the internet age people find that very daunting but it's actually doesn't take that much more time so how much time does it take to say the word panty versus pandemic it's like an extra millisecond you're tacking on and in the process you don't have to sacrifice your dignity and sound like a sound like a clown so that's I think I think it's worth the commitment so I don't even know what her New Year's resolution is because we just skipped over it we'll uh we'll keep going y'all better not be doing any New Year's resolutions in January European Society got you thinking that you can make New Year's resolutions in the middle of winter they got you thinking that you should start new things when Nature is still hibernating this is not the time to manifest new things and that's why most of y'all will not succeed in your New Year's resolutions mimic nature this is a time to drop your leaves shed old things hibernate reflect keep your ass inside Journal meditate and keep dropping those old habits that no longer suit you and when spring comes around and nature starts waking up then you manifest something and watch how everything will come to fruition so follow me for more tips if you want to tap back into nature what if I have a job though that's the one problem just stay inside all winter yeah I mean if you're if you're living in your parents house then then I suppose you could do it speaking of like of turning things into personalities and just going with it so you know you get the unpleasant women put the purple hair on it's like well this is my personality now and then there's this too someone who's just a loser doesn't have a job and is living at their parents house and then decides to wear a bunch of Jewelry in a turban or whatever that is and then say I'm I'm enlightened I'm gonna I'm gonna re repackage myself as enlightened and above it all no it's just you don't have a job that's what it is although I do kind of like this idea I mean there's something to it I'm going to start using this with my with my wife when she tells me like oh we need to clean out the garage this weekend I can say no sorry it's winter I don't manifest new things in the winter okay I can't manifest a new a a clean garage right now get back to me in the springtime nature is hibernating right now no nature is not like there's still nature you do understand that right it's it's that's nature itself doesn't go away nature just you walk outside and that's and it's all nature have we even heard one real resolution so I've decided for 2023 I'm just gonna keep getting hotter and weirder that's my resolution too I have to say but I will say in your case the makeup seems to be so you want to get hotter and weirder the makeup seems to be helping with the weirder resolution but it's not doing much for the hotter resolution but this is just me oh okay you know what I just wanted something easy like eat my vegetables this on why yeah she's actually right yo love yourself is uh that's a difficult resolution to manifest as the other guy would say it's actually a horrible resolution it's basically impossible like you can't decide that my New Year's resolution is I'm going to love myself more you can sit around all day thinking about yourself and thinking about how you feel about yourself and it just becomes this self-cannibalizing cycle where you're circling around the drain and you could you could do that but you're not going to be able to conjure this love for yourself that you're trying to which is why it would be a really bad way to go into the new year loving yourself I'm not saying that you shouldn't love yourself We Are All Made in the image of God and so we are God's creation and so for that reason we should love ourselves we should even we should accept ourselves that's true think of it more of as a of a byproduct of a healthy life you're living a healthy life you will also love yourself but not in this self-obsessive way it's more like you're just you're fulfilling your responsibilities you're doing your duty your your uh living a healthy life and then one day you look back and you realize oh I feel good about myself I love myself it's a byproduct it's just something that it's something that comes along with the territory of doing the things that you're supposed to do so focus on those things rather than because what people do these days is they do it the other way around they sit around thinking well I need I need to feel better before I can do anything before I can do anything constructive and have a healthy life I need to feel better about myself first and then once I feel better about myself then I can start doing all of the the healthy things but there's no reason for you to feel better about yourself because you're not doing anything that's that will kind that will that will create those feelings you see that's that that's the problem hi this is for my baby friend friends but if you're not a gay B you're more than welcome to say we're inclusive here I'm sitting here in my closet thinking of you and knowing that some of you might be setting a resolution to come out this year would it make it easier if you had someone to practice with I'm happy to be your practice person I'll go live at two o'clock Central Time on New Year's Day if you want to practice coming out to me I'm here and I welcome you if you want to ask me anything else you can do that too see you on New Year's I don't know exactly what's going on here this is an old woman in a closet talking to her gabies and offering to let them practice coming out to her this is a imagine this is your grandmother where's Grandma she's in the closet shooting another Tick Tock video I guess this is the new version of a guy in a van offering free candy this is the the some of the least subtle grooming I've ever seen you know what as far as coming out as your New Year's resolution goes I've got a different idea very similar to what we said before how about this here's here's a good resolution especially for people on tick tock stop talking about your sexuality stop obsessing over it stop making it your whole Essence and personality try to formulate some kind of existence outside of that you know what actually stop thinking about yourself in general to the extent that you can and go out and live your life Tamp down the narcissism that will give you less content for tick tock videos but it will lead to an actually happy Happy New Year [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Matt Walsh

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Length: 10min 43sec (643 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 30 2022