Mat being bullied for 6 minutes and 59 seconds straight

you could call it skinny mandrea frog because your skin is so horrid and slimy like a frogs only worse [Music] don't worry i've already got one grunt idiot here's my you simple jezebel oh you're gonna burn in hell that the cholera epidemic is in some way linked to the smell from the thames in what way perhaps getting your tap water from a river you're pumping all your sewage into is in some way unhealthy [Music] oh god i'd fire you if you went so terribly funny my enormous buttus where is my enormous butters it's behind you general i don't think that's a real name me mama stinkus does no one know me mama stinkers yes we all know she does because russia supports serbia and austria supports bosnia and so on i support arsenal shut up blankenshop soon sailor have you seen the state of your shoes i expect all the men on my ship to be decently turned out but you just get them cleaned up man they're in absolute disgrace honestly you can't get the sailors nowadays excuse me and annoying your neighbor all night and it won't cost you any money there is a most pressing question i would like to ask your daughter [Music] laughs [Music] turns out the train was just waiting on a railway bridge and you thought it was the platform and yeah that is priceless you had a one-way ticket straight down and then it can result in a nasty headache i told you so [Music] oh you know our builders are paid in radishes and garlic don't you shut it baboon boy [Laughter] oh hello and welcome to the cake idiot now i'm just gonna pause you thought i was gonna hit you then didn't you well i am hey the rocks they are for scaring men it's my main man the portuguese ambassador boo baby it's my speaking statue and with as prettier smile as i have ever i've never known such rudeness what pray tell us in the sandwich cheese and onion rudeness that cannot be counted on one's fingers or measured in one's heart just attend to this slight nosebleed you appear to have caused and now oh wow ruthless beyond human comprehension come on shakespeare said that death was an evil ploy but i say those two are historical vandals they've ruined good day to you your majesty god arrest this man on what charge not wearing a woolly hat good day to you god oh spot kenz arrest this man on what charge wearing purple i thought it was rather fetching i have passed a lawyer you guys have to back me up okay yes we're right behind you cool news is i bought this delicious greek dip now that is rich [Music] sorry have a nice day charge it to my account on the account okay have a nice day not to be missed unless of course you're like totally bricked inside a temple rub it in why don't you rub it in any of you clay-brained fools want a piece of me [Applause] one shilling covers a multitude of sins great let my family know that i faced my sentence with gr i am a proud man who has done his duty right who threw that i'm about to die this is an appropriate time for a snowball fight i take that as a yes that's oh right no all right no you stop that honestly you think an execution would be entertainment enough gracious look at lord humber told you're not wearing a wig you look ridiculous [Music] did a thief lean into your coach and steal the wig from off of your head it can happen you know there's a real black market for secondhand wigs now your your bottom my what sir it's just that the part of your body located at the top of your leg my what sir indeed and let us say that uh that which your ankles are at the bottom oh my word he said it again look that's which resides within your trousers my what sir my oh do you have a chance so do you sir and it is on fire you're my trousers are burning my legs are on fire my bottom father such a language honestly so what have you finished newton only the single most important literary work in the history of science the principia it contains the law of universal gravitation the laws of motion the very foundations of classical mechanics this is ridiculous no no don't go you know i hate eating alone party for one charlie looks that way oh boy looks that way

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Views: 258,766

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Length: 6min 59sec (419 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 21 2020

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[u/matildaannelizzie]

I love this YouTube account, I’ve been subscribed for a few months now

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oh no😳😳😳😳😳 im calling childline 😡😡 😡😡

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[u/Bookish_Ravenclaw]

I've seen this one multiple times now and it's amazing

although I'm sorry for Mat :'(