mark simping for lady dimitrescu for nearly 13 minutes

i'm not one for objectifying [Music] how many times have i said i want a woman that could crush my head in between her thighs it's not a sexual thing i don't want anyone to think that it's not what it's about it's not anything like that give you [ __ ] perverts is that what you think is about it's not it's about power it's not about pleasure it's about power why do i gotta go to horny jail it's not even a sexual thing it's about the power it's not it's not it's not it's not sexual at all it's not it's not it's not sexual at all it's about power right you know what i mean man this is really you know really relaxing music for me just simping up a storm over here do they make do they make a full size cardboard cutout of lady dimitrescu can you imagine how well that would sell you know what i can't get out of my head lady dimitrescu have you ever seen her my god maybe he's gonna kill me amy is literally gonna kill me you know i mean she's fine because obviously she's a video game character but i can't be simping this hard this publicly with this many people watching about i can't can do it i can't do it it's terrible it's terrible it's not a sexual thing it's not it's not it's not that you all are you all are ju you're you're worse than me you uh i respect the power it is not in any way a sexual thing whatsoever none zero it is completely completely above the table okay uh white mineral found in this region could probably sell it to whom or i could gift it to someone anybody really could be anybody i don't know someone someone who would definitely adore it and appreciate it for its power the power really just having a good old time the man is of no real use to anyone else and my daughters do so love entertaining forms heisenberg the man's fate is in yours no mother miranda i must i must protest hey what's up hey mother i bring you fresh prey you are so kind to me daughters all right hey what's up hi now let's take a look at him ah just look at me wow well ethan winters yeah you escaped my little brother's idiot games did you oh yeah there's your brother huh let's see how special you are so special yes yes mother hey what's up ow that's my wound hand okay a little gross very gross listen this is not a sexual thing it's about power right i just want to be very clear starting to go a little sting then let's devour his man flesh quickly mother i am the one who captured him now now daughters first i must inform mother miranda but later well there will be enough for everyone you like mushrooms pretty much mostly fungus i just let this happen now the shoe's on the other foot [Music] you don't train the neck muscles to actually look up for you very much so i'm happy to be able to provide the exercise cool hey this is awesome i am happy well this is the end of the game for me thank you all so much for joining uh i hope you guys have a wonderful day uh really glad i was able to have this full experience here um but you know like i gotta say worth the money worth the money this game but you know great ending though i really liked it ethan really got his just desserts there and now uh he will reside for the rest of his life in castle dimitriscu which was always the goal uh so thank you everybody so much uh look i look forward to resident evil 9 when it comes out the high expectations for this one very tall expectations very heightened expectations for the next installment of this great game anyway this is her shawl are these are gloves what power what is that the blood on the fruit what unique and interesting tastes hey hey hey is that lady dimmer dress cool hello my lady oh wait no lady come back lady come back no not again ah just missed her i'll get her soon okay oh i see where i am oh wait that means well this is the scene hello hi mother miranda i regret to inform you that ethan winters has escaped that fool heisenberg because he is in my castle and has already proven too much for my daughters to handle when i find him no mother miranda yes of course i understand the importance of the ceremony i won't let you down to hell with the ceremony that man will pay for what he's done well what about you and what you done oh hi oh all this for a child who isn't even here what the hell do you ungrateful selfish wretch you come into my house you lay your filthy man hands on my daughters and now you even try to steal my property rest while you cast because i will hunt you and i will break you go ahead do your worst that's some respectable power right there uh my autosave was a little bit behind so i guess we gotta go through uh this this scenario again i i'm sorry you know i gotta backtrack a little bit why is my mouse still here it's really in the way god i've gotta watch through this again all this for a child who isn't even here yeah you know what the hell do you ungrateful selfish wretch you come into my house you lay your filthy man-hands on my daughters and now you even try to steal how dare i indeed how dare i indeed because i will hunt you and i will break you all right you know promises promises never be kept uh something about lies where the hell am i why am i able to unlock it all from the inside hey wow you got down here quick lost two ribbons okay before you ever see man people really don't like me having hands oh we're doing this now oh oh oh demotress house the power the power everybody the power man their power is so respectable god you just gotta respect the level of power that's thundering down the halls okay here we go i can't i can't bring myself to oh uh um um um um um mum mum well this looks like an oh it is a note please be aware the mistress's lipstick is missing if anyone finds it could they please return it to her bathroom it is custom-made and therefore very expensive okay you think she'll get on her good side if i bring her lipstick oh i would never shoot you i would never shoot you my lady hey look at this i know what this is hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry she's very large very large very powerful very powerful very large hey man how are you doing i think it's pronounced dimitro you're still there yeah maybe you know you might be right you you might be right about that you might are you gonna stay there long madam i would never shoot you i would never you still there how did i do that how did i do that how did i do that please no no [Music] i've got something that you're gonna you're gonna appreciate uh-oh ruined everything you don't know that okay there i go with the stabbing here you go hey fair's play oh come on [Applause] i'm sorry now now see that's some power that i can respect that's uh i always knew there was potential [Music] wow don't be shy my terror uh lady we just met not 100 sure i'm not sure that was actually related to matriscus well well well well well well look at this beautiful beautiful beautiful i'm not gonna sell that not on your life not on your life not on my life not in your life anyway yeah now she'll be back i think she'll be back oh yeah

Channel: Hablueski

Views: 2,451

Keywords: resident evil, re8, markiplier, lady, dimitrescu, village

Id: JaMVMvBMmnw

Length: 12min 57sec (777 seconds)

Published: Tue May 25 2021