♪ Here, here, here, here we go ♪ - ♪ DK ♪ ♪ Donkey Kong ♪ - I am DK.
- ♪ DK ♪ - I'm Donkey Kong.
- ♪ Donkey Kong... ♪ - Yeah! We love you! Oh, yeah. Hi, Dad. - Hi.
- No, no. Don't do that. Dad, wave back. Enough with the showboating. What do you mean? They like it. It's what they came here for. - Dancing pecs. Okay, simmer down. ♪ Donkey Kong. ♪ - I said simmer down! DK! DK! DK!
- That means you, Diddy Kong. D... Sorry. Now, since I want this fight
to last more than five seconds, I put Power-Ups
around the arena. You're welcome, Mario. I don't need anything special
to break every bone in your tiny body! All right. - Oh!
- Oh, my... Okay. Guess you're not
getting my army. Is this what you came for? - We love you, DK! Hi, Dad! Love you! It is on like Donkey Kong! You're about to pick on
someone your own size. Yeah... Oh... I guess he got
the wrong mushroom. Oh! Get up, Mario! Had enough? Not even close. Mario! It's-a me. The box! Aw! - He looks adorable. He really does. Oh, what? I'm a cat? You got the cat box! Oh, my... Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Now you die. Huh. I'm a cat. Meow. Had enough? Not even... close. I'll take that as a yes. CROWD
Mario! Mario! - Yes! That's my best friend!
- Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario!
