Mario Party But We Made it VERY INAPPROPRIATE

John you just have to jump It's all about timing and who has better internet read again I'm just let you know explained I'm just letting you know it's all about who jumps the best well I don't want to play I think a government official came and took my grown tubes I only found one uh that government official would be called Danielle I think she doesn't come in my office those are Uncharted Lanes Uncharted great game unfed a you can't unart the pant but you can pant the unart you can't unart the pant but you can get new pant oh okay I didn't what happens if you throw that against the wall to be honest not much it just went and then Bonk who would be the first person in Mario World to become a terrorist not counting Bowser yeah I was about to say probably his kid okay but let me look at the are already shown as bad Wario Wario's a terrorist can we do an intro hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you got to pick a pi a map because my thumbnail needs to line up with it uh not that one oh my God not that one I don't give a [ __ ] about this this is the one with the thumbnail all right you guys want to play HorrorLand yeah dude I'm going to upload this make me switch my thumbnail this actually is a good good map dude that's a good map I'm telling you this all look good for you guys this all good look great [ __ ] I don't know yet let's make sure on on so what we want we want 15 turns right bonus star I want you to start the game yeah all types I like I like my games like I like Myers [ __ ] all right thank you here we go Baby Mario Party Time you're the one impatient you're the one who made us wait cuz you had to piss for eight hours Mario Party buddy I was edging my little wiener over the water yeah but we didn't hear it that's a good point though for the first pick of the NFL draft War dude Wario would be sick might be a crazy linebacker he might go crazy I hate old Luigi's legs I like the way he curves up what what old Luigi look at the way he he leg connected to his body you know Luigi is not even here that's wall Luigi oh sorry confused character right what Yoshi leg connect how do you mistake how do you mistake looks like you can take off dude what do you think there's this organs under his little turtle shell if I pull that off 10 oh that [ __ ] Dam all right 18 oh [ __ ] dude they gave Wario a rating on sexiness it's 10 yeah Wario's first to come average grease male that's so cool of him oh hey press a at any time hey I [ __ ] did hey all right sorry how about you go piss again come on toad throw that prediction out right now let me know I'm going to win my over water you playing this good I'm so excited because the videos do really well they do really well do you have barefist Doo you have dooo shortss all right hold on wait where's the [ __ ] sticker I swear there was a [ __ ] one Yoshi's got to do it y do it is beautiful baby wait how do I close this another 10 oh [ __ ] minus8 pretty far out from the Star there buddy yeah shut up this how you hit it right here okay this is how you're supposed to hit it I'll show you this I hope Yoshi gets L gar he on actually get that out of my way hey go to the right yeah go to the right I don't dude no don't listen such a good idea buy a gun fory why have I never noticed that stupid rabbit could you imagine just a gun point I'm buying that's a thumbnail isn't that one of your thumbnails man yeah that is a thumbnail I put a gun on Toad's table toad to gun over the table watch this 18 all right that's old Luigi or whatever wall wall Luigi Walla say Walla see how lucky he is I can't wait to literally never win this game ever dude you can open that door not winning I'm good is it's okay what's important is the ads we put along the way I'm rolling a one nine what get out my way dude really kind of cringe I'd be inquisitive he's say I'm like a monkey in a zoo give give Donkey Kong giant gold grills good luck John this a fair hey we to Mario Party John oh wa wait is it op for him for us this this is just free it's over good work yeah we all to get on yeah this one's just free there it is Boom what the flip brother you're prison buddy what the flip you shouldn't have eat you shouldn't have eaten that CH child oh no where you going oh man I thought you were going to say chicken I wasn't expecting you to throw child in there huh let's get him ah you're done buddy it's over you're going to the right oh who doesn't have him who's blue you're lagging bro I'm trying my best if we lose this it's your fault oh my God wait he's kind of crazy dude no wait wait wait wait wait he's kind of crazy dude mine is smaller than yours no it's not I am literally further away my dick that's not how that works I don't think that's hey yo I was doing pretty all right though don't get mad at me cuz you understand how physics works W dude you think Nintendo put physics into this don't grow up don't grow dude have you seen Wario's ass jiggle there is physics Yoshi sucks [ __ ] you butt Smack My Ass Like That please put Wario's ass on all those signs editor shop fent fent leaning over custom dice block you know you want it coward you have to buy your custom dice block don't worry about what I bought I mean you could get them I can see it you got but you could just buy them from the stores is he not so [ __ ] lucky it's insane I got a Chomp call dude you need to put him on one of the like little ties basketball nets like the ones that are like 2 and 1/2 ft tall get an item a star I'm I'm going to get a star actually just right here why not I didn't know star was an item yeah I didn't I didn't understand technically it is an item oh get that CH call Chop call crazy you want that yeah go for the last one get the first one John hey how do I what am I you hit you hit a at some point you know trajectory [ __ ] the Skeleton Key skeleton key on the night this goddamn item's cursed the middle of the day I don't know why at least you didn't go fling skeleton feet bro we both messed up our sentence what are we saying bro give me some skeleton meat dude I'm I'm I'm feing I need fent patch thirsty buy skeleton key you cow Dam you were really thirsty oh yeah I'll buy another one damn what are you doing you really got money like that on the map why do I say oh baby for cuz you're a predator I don't know probably thank you two two ooh punch uneffected dude they should make a Mario Party D and D this is kind of what this is called elen ring each oh true yeah does Elden ring take place in the Mario Kingdom I don't know I hate this one [ __ ] my I still got the ity was hit you shut the hell up oh [ __ ] Hammer [ __ ] ouchie we got colled give a bagag oh [ __ ] bag over Dude Wario is brain Dam Wario is CTE he's dating Taylor Swift now watch out for that give me that got the bag I've gotten three coins you're lucky you wer on my side [ __ ] you're lucky you want my [ __ ] shut the hell up you play this game ever why are you sitting in the position of a swasa what's wrong with you who I saw that did you see that dude War got an entry level NFL cont he got look at his legs again look at his legs again in that final pose and tell me you want look at my legs tell me that isn't a racist so much maybe you're the racist you're see everything I'm just a former graphic designer it's something you have to be a I didn't know where you were going to for I just do I just do tattoos on the side for Gravity designer for Hugo Boss leave me alone uh [Music] oh please no Mr tree the tree is going to suck you I want to kiss that tree look at those lips oh you get a fruit you don't have to go yet nope you don't have you pissed yet Matt yeah I peed yay there's a perfectly good tree right there and you already pissed six yes six [ __ ] coins poverty ass what item do I have skelet no way forgot about that what does this gopher want from me that's a mole it's not a goer change signs you got you could do that don't do it I'm broke okay thank you for actually not doing it CU it would that's crazy BR I don't give a [ __ ] if it [ __ ] you over yay new skeleton key come on skeleton key a third skeleton key has hit the inventory Smash It mash it mash it mash it going keep going keep going all righty right that sh that [ __ ] is flinging out the top oh he did it he did w I got the whistle go let's get it John oh [ __ ] all right what are we going to do not hockey not hockey not hockey thank God please hockey Pizza I don't know what this man I forget what this one is I'm professional on this what is I don't think we ever dude why I look like a dumb fat baby look at my fat ass BR hold on this is fire okay I like the energy on this one look at back go look ATO this going to be me and Boston hey man give hey Matt slice yeah oh [ __ ] I got the CR dudee what do you mean quicker do you see my weight oh my God it's harder on the cheese the cheese harder to eat is hard theese hard harder [ __ ] you got to get that CR you got get that crust I'll get it I'll get it oh I got the pepperonis dude the chees so oh John we got it it's in the bag baby look at us what happened I'm spamming a as fast as my little fingers will play hockey and you don't clean the course dumb asses true oh look at you you would it's called a course if you're a professional Zamboni driver but you wouldn't know that because it's nothing more than a than a rink you know rhy with rink dude I can't wait till you get a one and end up back at the fruit tree know going be really [ __ ] funny five don't even bother going down all right lucky space that stupid bird skeleton key CH get everything on the map uh o Chom Call CHP call skeleton key he a skeleton key really you can buy the star now really 10 really John you know for a star right yeah it's 20 John you know what to do you don't even know what the chump call does it actually blows you out of the map you don't want to use all right fun fact I am literate just I've seen this porno me and the boys when we find a woman in the alley unattended nightmare nightmare nightmare where to go we took her star we were all un acid holy this is huge fu yeah that's crazy wait I know exactly what to do you know what to do don't do it my friend I'm doing it all right let's see what number you can roll puffer coward yeah let's see it yeah the skeleton key number you honestly could have rolled to the to the star before him but whatever wait maybe he's going to fall in front of me now that's the idea I think it's going up top let's go back to Puff pay the Nintendo developers y that's actually that actually is towards me wait how'd you know that wait how you know that maybe you pain Nintendo he's going to flipping after this turn puffer gets the key good work guys good [ __ ] 10 right now yeah you're too star I'm not going to get it wait Lux space I'm going to get six Extra Spaces that's what he's going to get no way oh perfect this little shot called terrorist over here dude honestly just the normal terrorist really I'm in I'm blocking Yoshi we'll put me right here hey how about we hit a dude like my fault I was reading I was looking for the bir I understand the terms I was looking for the bir CH yeah absolutely funny looking CH I meane invest holy [ __ ] TSA simulator yeah but like just this is is TSA [Applause] simulator why is nobody talking oh [ __ ] I mistimed it why is nobody talking is everybody or something is everybody just like making sure they get all their money absolutely all of them are money oh all them are money baby oh yeah oh yeah P the developers it's insane and they're all punches every single one going toother bomb I wanted that anyways I don't care last you that's okay I'll take 20 I'll take another punch wow everybody perfected it we actually joh John you guys perfected you could have done way more than that I [ __ ] up way more than just four times damn this some high high high H just I don't know about you but this is this this is big he just swapped it so puffer can't get the St I'm going to stars and the arrows going you dumb little you guys don't understand how puffer Works he's going to roll a one and he's going to be fine for next turn I know how this goes I've seen the prediction I know Happ I don't work the signs don't swap every round they swap every five f look how naked this mole is yeah naked mole his little dingers poing out of the bottom unless I get a one I'm does do anything well I forgot to zero okay see you I love he looked at it in contemplation do another back around yeah bro he's just trying to get his steps in he's getting fat and ugly oh my God huge get rid of your Chomp thing get rid of the chomp get rid of Chomp yeah get rid of the chomp keep three skeleton [Laughter] keys I respect it skeleton key no hesitation that's huge actually I like that sounds like he's about to get hit by a car average car [ __ ] up this warri [ __ ] the [ __ ] did I do let's trip him down butt naked I like it tub it or lose it idiot oh this one the hell what we do here just not get hit by him yeah all right he doesn't need practice true Bu you're cooked oh there's a break button okay I didn't even know there's break and accelerate yeah there's break and accelerate I'm going to break your ankles I'm going to accelerate your ankles I'm breaking your ankles buddy see you later oh I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead good night uhoh go go go go go it's fine I sacrificed I sacrificed you guys just have to win this it's a team game after all oh this kind of sucks for me just kidding you see Juke of the Cy keep keep distracting him keep keep oh I lied got to go nope see up I think we wi Mye perfect distraction SMY broke your ankles I guess you would have ankles in a tu Wario doesn't really have ankles he's kind of just waste and little sex face [ __ ] boots what if you're 20 you could get to the star sh going to get the star let's go dude that would be huge for Smitty no wait I like that idea close is it could also put it right back in front of map originally was no I'm not looking at the map I'm it's going up top it's going up top this [ __ ] is never going to give us a star I mean we've now harass our pites for like the St closer to we actually have to use the skeleton key wait wait is he I don't know oh wow know what to do very unlucky just kidding you only you just got I should have got rid of it for the meme n no it was a good play might be regarded you meme your screen chest and then use it immediately um I don't know if you can use it you can't use items you're just going to get rid of one of you're going to get rid one I'm using one I'm using key you're getting rid of that key no I'm using in Toad's ass here you go wow unlocking it this W this early would be insane hey you know what don't use your custom [ __ ] roll don't use your custom let me see how many do I need here wait does the star count as a space shut up roll your dice there's no strategy press a on strategy you literally have to get a three yeah just roll you a 30% chance to not [ __ ] up I am not trying that luck buddy I'm getting a star no you can't coward holy coward is you guys are so lame puffer you do the same shut your mouth I need to win do two or I tweet your full name right now go to the left go to the left 40 40 to the star she's all beaten and tattered give me this star I'll be apart by pit bus three times punch her [ __ ] dude I would absolutely not give her 20 coins I would just about this is she's she's about to move in front of puffer probably not no way she going to stay right here I'm going to do a whole lap see you in a minute well out if she just drops right back down I'm right behind you so yeah she goes up and comes right back down she been shot she's with Matt she actually you dipped out yeah Matt gets it yeah Matt doesn't get anything you absolutely we have to Rob Matt of all his coins before you guys really think that this going to work out in my favor you have a and nobody F yes you can you're not you're not taking an account for is that this is Mario Pratt I'm going to Chomp him now if we kill him right now we can't get the star coconut Oh please how many co games are we playing go to Wario's turn he's just flat face on the ground just murdered look how good Nintendo's water graphics are dude it's actually insane it looks so real are you being paid by by them right now are they paying money to Li get this coin let me get this coin let me get that let me get that let get that we're on the same team nice John I got it don't worry he pulled me away help help I'm I'm going okay Matt's kind of going crazy we need to grab like other coins I'm trying to going sick I got that one I got it I got it well it's no fair he he's ahead of us yeah he's leading big cheater he got 23 yeah [ __ ] IQ buddy I'll be honest worst mini game what are we looking Kong like camera Me Donkey Kong was horrifying Let's do let's do eight Eight's cool number really okay well we di my feelings toad pulls out a gun shoots you round I pull out my wiener toad cries what if you got you just wanted me to you just wanted me to spend more money maybe I know your plan my plan is to watch you have a good time okay that is not true at all not your plan H why you guys everyone had a miserable time why do you guys doubt me why do you just always um okay dude you know what you're paying for dinner when tonight I was going to pay my own dinner tonight yeah buy you're buying you're buying me chicken and rice buddy way dude this is it's right next to me again you have to go around yeah I'm going to turn you going stop a giant monkey from turning left I don't think so yes literally I'm going to get another skeleton key I hope third skeleton key I only have one I'll follow the key Focus key all right I got the key too okay it's in the barrel okay I was looking at my phone I lied I don't know where it is it's one of the barrels it's in that Barrel right middle middle left top left to middle no no it's top oh my God I wanted this one instead time for shut the [ __ ] up it's not time forall guys let him speak that's what I say when I walk into the bedroom for sex time y him BL oh oh no you really did pay him it's a grenade I hope it's an anvil it's a real brick and he has brain damage whatever star time you could never get to it if you want you had a key you could get one D had a custom block you had a key let's go dude why do you go up stop going around nobody's gone up the entire time well the star has been down here six times in a row hello Mr tree what do I want what do I want shaking for you hey you don't even have to pick did you know that you don't have to pick you can actually wait hit a hit a hit a it's not going to go you have all right thank you I hit a like 5 days ago shut up see you didn't have to pick you could just wait wait how'd you know that John how did you know that what oh thanks Mr tree I'm not going near the Bowser scar dude nobody's going up I guess I'll just punch a block like normal but I have to roll the block yeah like it's going left so go up top just why don't you go up top no but it's going left all right [ __ ] shut the hell up I know I'm trying to help I don't want your help I am not trying to help you don't go that way see now you're going to get a key again it's fine you use a key you get a key it's a it's an eye for I I don't even want another key you're going to get the key okay get the triple block then right now I'm going to I'm going to get the cursed one jump jump see there you go got the triple I told dude want the cursed one son of a [ __ ] myone what if he just breaks my knees and takes all my money what if he just [ __ ] starts squirting and [ __ ] and coming tax theu is [ __ ] [ __ ] Turtle hello woman pay his taxes n I'm good three coins why are you standing like that like a true expert would remember that there's an are you sure option in this game only a Dev would put that in dude they should have not had it no if you hit no you just [ __ ] off I think she got chain chomped six times that she was like okay see you that's why I like worms not the game just worms in general I should have gone up mat [ __ ] what the hell no but like worms is so unforgiving and it's perfect it's great you hit no on on worms you're like okay you said no worms don't the worms don't understand English so they aren't very forgiving oh buddy I make this every time hold in one all right let's see it then practice time hold on let me practice this let's hope Matt does let's all get a little John ready up John ready up thank you yeah I was going to Edge him that's it that steals the deal I'm ra look at that terrible spot dude somebody [ __ ] this guy's wife he was mad this is a golf hole for S whoever wow it's you dude you the play the most golf should be fine said you ho W it come on too far I don't know about this I have green I have green reading glasses on it's too far that's too weak holy [ __ ] holy what he completely what he because I thought you screenshoted I wish oh boy John oh he's dunking it no he's dunking that oh no now he's that what that is way shorter than my knob he's got it not I was close the thing is is like there's a whole bunch of commentary in the back you guys need shut the [ __ ] up when I'm taking my all right Qui power oh now you guys are going to be [ __ ] [ __ ] idiot dude like right he didn't do it holy [ __ ] I think that's correct nope bad day to be puffer yeah than thankfully this guy goes last so he knows exactly what to do okay but that's also wrong yeah but imagine how embarrassing it is when he [ __ ] the worst dude what is this game matter doesn't matter trash and you know what with that dude what is there glue on the course what is that g he went first and actually got yeah actually kind of impressive he had a practice he did say he would nail it he did say he would nail it we I think we all did it wrong I don't think we did the same as him I was the closest I'm sure there's more than one way to get the attention CU I didn't think he'd make it I was yeah I was 100% convinced he was not going to make that shot yeah well you don't know me I'm buil dude I have a 100 hours in Mario Golf I'm built Mario stop breathing what are you going to steal a key a key yeah no I don't really care about the plunder chest what if there's a key in it so what if you buy something and then you have to get rid of something you're going to get rid of your key no oh he's doing it well that the plunder chest get I can't wait till you get six coins from this I'm actually going to my monitor in half like straight down the middle not you're hear so much crunching can you film it too that'd be sick yeah you RI the Monitor and have I'd be really impressed be really go through the door you have two SC what are you saving them for your kids inheritance go through the [ __ ] door they updated the inventory exactly baby thank you the 1center wins again feel should kill this guy are you ever surprised don't act surprised get rid of gold yeah another key you got your gold pipe that would been fun that's it I'm using a warp tube on shame you don't ever think about comedy though so shut the [ __ ] up guy hits a million subs and now he's got an ego I'm bald underneath the half games why mad getting oh this is the worst one oh no this one's so [ __ ] dooo dick. goov um how do you do this again oh you go up and yeah God damn this one sucks I didn't mean to go that far [ __ ] [ __ ] was I can't time it I'm so dooky dick. goov I'm horrible at this I don't mean to go so far purpose how do I not go all the way to the [ __ ] end can I not I just launch you can't grab on the way back give me this chest what's in here how do you do that how'd you do that how I only throw I can't throw it just a little bit hold on there's a star in this one I'm barely moving my stick I'm barely moving it I don't understand this one you have to land it perfectly you can't you can't reel you could adjust it how do you yeah how do you how do you okay when you so you just do it at a different angle it looks like so you only like I I just did I felt like I just did it but now I can't do it again I have I am not only bankrupt but I might also be God Bless America this game mode that's all they handpick these game modes and they pick this one that blows my [ __ ] mind yeah the way they showed monkey clapping over still being under the poverty line old game mod from the 90s what a [ __ ] game mode shut up wal it's not time for you you stop yelling at me my God St being there goes there he goes crutch item there he goes what what's going on with this what the heck go in the yeah what [ __ ] up yeah don't M rer roll a zero roll a zero top roll oh and I get the money from the bank nine coins let go Baby holy Mr Crab shocker puffer has two stars everybody call him your favorite ethnic slur in Matt's comment section please they will my com section is pure porn Bots please don't tell them to do it cuz they will give give us that one again Pony Island Bowser's big breasts nope Noe did I misread that I love this one so much all right no this one matches pants overalls he explodes right here I hope so inshah please rest in peace Don holy holy moly I guess I have to go red for an explosion so I you know what I mean it's just like I might as well man let's go that's crazy that's crazy he did call it cuz you [ __ ] took my greed like Waluigi deserves to be hung I'm just going to say it yellow to match my t-shirt take the green so again bro no no no don't do that you got to take the green see my ass [ __ ] man you're dead shaking I'm not going to lie dude that's what I'm say SMY said no physics my [ __ ] be quaking aching breaking no a little deserve deserve deserve is not good I'm out of here no Green's good press it again F I'm doing green foren two times in a row actually I'm going green it's not going to be yeah there's no way oh music stop you're dead hello oh which one though your P it's the color all three these colors match you he's going pants pants you already did pants once he's good he likes your pants he's good the steam doesn't lot of his nose holes yeah it kind of just comes out of nowhere oh you're good oh you're not good GRE is not good dumb green failed us the hell s like my dog when I throw it out of the car at the highway you literally don't have a dog shut the yeah cuz I threw it out of the car on the highway oh yeah I forgot that you listen to me dude it's not going to work you're crazy wow he discovered a hooden block that's crazy enjoy your 12 coins buddy please a CO by the way oh my God are you [ __ ] kidding me that was even less 10 coins I just lost 30 coins I just n 30 down you're net negative hit block block that would have been crazy and then he gets more points this is Wario's racist Arc don't roll a zero brother congrats Sean no I don't want to tease her along thank you my why is where are you going where are you going oh up top going to shoot her out of the sky oh oh [ __ ] never mind never mind [ __ ] that's crazy that there's so many CH on the play no it's right by m right by map but there's like nine Chomp calls in the way there is no Chomp calls on the plan also SMY has a golden pipe that's huge dude that's big dude man oh man house rules babyes [ __ ] oh wait Grizzy n we don't have to worry about that house rules you know the rules who thank me for a million Subs Matt did I [ __ ] was the first one in Discord yeah he said early that's kind of Che that was an early thing yeah happy birthday next year dude be honest no he said it after he already got it to be it was sort of weird thank you for administering that's insane it so hard starless honestly I was exped to get it stolen from me I knew it was coming I I just I block bro no way dude Wario is just in shambles that's actually I feel bad dude you're going to find Wario hanging from that tree in the [ __ ] BR that tree will be bent all the way tree that loves my fat ass ain't not fitting in that that like wrecking Ralph okay dude a wrecked Ral different IP I'm a all right erected Ralph erectile dysfunction Ralph Superstar I love erected Ralph that's crazy that I have no stars yeah the game have a warp block that's the name of theame w at least I have a block to go somewhere else yeah you're right puffer I'll look on the bright side pal every single time he smiles it's it's the loop you love Matt right next to the tree yeah my corpse already [ __ ] hanging from it dude can I just jump off that Cliff how the [ __ ] are are these characters standing on let's go okay here's three monies yeah okay twice as much too that's not sex no that's not quite twice you're not sex we're not sexing I'm not doing sex with you yay oh I can lose the rest of my money oh boy I'm edging all right everybody in has no walls that's yeah yeah look at donkey Bro Look at that dumb ass [ __ ] okay I thought you guys you Matt I was looking at a totally different screen kill for some reason I was looking at puffer screen I'm like man I'm [ __ ] this Donkey Kong up bro man I saved you that's insane only had a certain amount of ammo cuz I thought War attrition War attrition going forward look at spitty [Laughter] screen I can't believe I was looking at pper screen bro oh what the heck I don't know believe it did you move Wario has joined the war in Iraq I'm so stupid wait are you Ling on Matt oh [ __ ] my yeah you got to fight for all your money you can have it if you want no it's okay what my get trolled oh yeah oh someone's played this game before yep that's what happens when we play with these guys dude what do you mean these guys that's what happens every time you're literally one of these guys you you played it as much as we have no John you want here oh yeah probably more I'm just kidding thank God you didn't wager all your money how was that was done it yeah game mode is just wa face my face when I'm no longer in poverty I'm just going to never seen that my face when I only have to wipe once that face is so my face when I don't bother wiping ever yeah success again I think my thumbnail might just be that face wide how have we never seen that that's so good Mt never wins those yeah that's that's the first time Wario has ever won anything in his life dude there should be a one golden pipe limit you shouldn't be able to buy a second one that's so unfair all the things Nam donkey yeah well I'm not going to do it until I P I'm just not I'm going to keep doing it till it's not you know it's a patch whatever you think they patching that you got H so shut up oh true [ __ ] what [ __ ] oh boy another coin Min kind no I hate this one so do dick oh host Advantage great cool love that there's noost Advantage John you just have to jump It's all about timing and who has better internet read what again I'm just letting you know explained I'm just letting you know it's all about who jumps the best well I don't want to play Matt thanks for playing buddy what does that mean saying you're going to lose I just really appreciate you sticking around this long in this but it's time to you it's time for you to go buddy I'm going to turn around your monkey ass to be singed I'm going to turn around and spank you jump jump jump okay wait a you're just calling out when the jump [Laughter] [Laughter] no way dude then he's going to loop around and buy another one so cool she's probably just going to fly north again yeah she's going to go one up again she and Goose dude if she does he'll actually get two stars in one turn don't stars go double price is that is that just final turn or is that not even it this game either always 20 I thought you could double it and you get double it give it to the next guy you can buy two stars at once if you have like an item know that she I swear you stroke straight down I swear she's not going to nobody that's still so close to puffer tonight well sm's going to golden pipe so it doesn't even matter no I'm not I'm not a baby like you you are all right you guys got me I'm a little baby I'm not [ __ ] you bro right here yeah where's your coins go idiot so poor now get me in this [ __ ] see I always go for the th000 coins that would have been sick I've never see that many coins this kid he just runs away like a little [ __ ] pretty sure he just runs he doesn't give you [ __ ] does he yeah I've landed on that once and yeah he just ran don't remember that no it happened you weren there I played solo I was I was playing with a girlfriend it was just me no there was no no CPU it was just me running the map the star you don't know where she goes to another school wow dude nice teeth you [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] let's go come on Waluigi Waluigi Wu Kong music yes yes let's go John got shut up you could roll look at that because you won the mini game you got too damn dude it would have been way funnier if you killed K puffer in the last mini game and then got and not have enough coins no no no no we don't we don't put logic into our sentences congrats John as a fellow poor person I'm happy for you all right bonus is time the first bonus is most rich parents you get neppo baby time Matt did not win anything awesome sh yeah you bought a gold P you also bought toad at the [ __ ] house apparently this Mt this one's Mt for the tree it's not yeah it has to be no this has to be you on the tree 18 times holy [ __ ] that my first St I got screwed over by the bonuses they're being too nice guys I might have a chance the pity star the pity star the pity star nope it's over oh wait we forgot that's just it dog [ __ ] well hey good game guys hey I wonder who won that was a lot of fun bring it no Yoshi's face yay ice cream you hate puffer look at the this video get so many likes wait yeah that actually makes sense why is Donkey Kong about to eat that bird nobody's getting ice [Music] cream

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Length: 38min 28sec (2308 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 29 2024