Man Down!! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th St

and our guy he's getting snaked out on this one has this weight boat here the white truck you see off in the distance with the trailer that is his trailer waiting to pick him up but a jet ski and another little vessel kind of pulled in front of him and are blocking his spot a little bit now as he's sitting here waiting patiently to try and get over to the trailer but welcome back guys to The Greatest Show on Earth and that is the Miami Boat Rams Channel I'm your host Broncos Guru and today we are down here visiting 79th Street you can see the jet skis kind of sideways just completely blocking the ramp so he can't get to his trailer so now he's just stuck sitting here waiting and always be careful down here at 79th what we just saw there where the jet ski went blowing out of here man the cops are usually down here and they will come and get you I can't tell you the amount of tickets we've seen written down here because somebody on a boat or a jet ski went hauling tail out of here before before they got out into the harbor so the truck and trailer is kind of a little bit off the dock I'm actually a little surprised our guys not going for it and just trying to squeeze himself in there I mean he's leaning to the throttle a little bit here it looks like he's committing he's going so our crew on the jet ski looks like they're loading on and they pushed off the dock as our guys coming in and we're gonna have a close call here the boat just barely misses but he has to turn last second which is going to mess him up as he loads onto the trailer but the jet ski just decided they were going to pull up the dock block the whole Lane right at the last second before he gets to the trailer but fortunately it looks like he's able to kind of get it on close call through our crews making their approach to the dock we've got our guy standing in the bow always get a little nervous when I see this in the years of doing this we've watched too many people go over that bound into the dream so there we go we got two guys with the step off they got the lines cap tosses it in reverse though and here we go the tug of war is about to begin they toss a second line out yeah finally puts it into neutral let's turn the motor off completely as they're trying to get them pulled over here so our crew's kind of just chilling here waiting to be pulled in now [Applause] and this will get him over to the top and we were focused on the red boat and missed it happen our guy is drenched head to toe man he ate it down here in the dock and went for a swim it is super slick down here at 79. I mean the amount of people we see literally slide down the ramp and I say slide we're talking about just they'll be standing there and the next thing we know they're sliding down the ramp into the water it's crazy but our guy ate it let's see if the car can get it out now I can't tell if this is oh why are they backing up and he's gonna get it out but that backup scared me for a second once again that's not something you want to do down here but our crew should be good to roll [Applause] Crews making their approach but look at our guy on the right over here he's sliding like we just were talking about he literally was sliding down the ramp he's all the way on the right hand side of the screen barely we've lost him now as the camera guy's focusing on the boat but you can tell he's in the drink right here getting out in the gray shirt literally just as we were talking about it just a few moments ago he was literally just standing there on the ramp and if you go back and look my man just slid right down right here you can see he's trying to get back out here almost Falls right there again it's crazy how slick this ramp is [Music] he's kind of just tossing his hands in the air there's not much more you can do on that one but we'll go to the replay here I'll try and zoom back in over to where he was at put in a little bit of slow motion so you guys can see it but right here he's next to the boat and right here hands up not moving literally just sliding down the ramp and we see it all the time down here at 79th it is just the wildest scene it is super slick anytime you touch that water you never know if you're gonna wind up in the drain so our crew pulls that old Miami signature move of showing up with no lines on the ready and Cap's got him beside the dock and our dude is trying to get the lines right now and of course as typical Miami Fashion we start to slide off the dock about the time we get the lines ready only had they done it before they arrived at the dock so our guys move into the bow Cap's gonna go ahead and try and put them back up there [Music] and our guy goes for the tallest up in the bound misses on the first attempt misses on the second attempt and now the bow slides off so he's not gonna be able to get right back on wifey stepping to the stern she's gonna go for it as well and misses on the first one also second attempt and the third one she finally gets it on and his wife nailed it on the third time but I don't think I mean she's trying to pull him into where he can get it was for another shot misses again and the Rope games are always fun to watch down here one more time he cannot nail it for anything his wife's probably gonna have to get up there and give him a hand and there we go you'll finally get the assist and she'll get them tied up and they should be good to go from here and speaking of being good to go we're gonna go ahead and get out of here as well thanks for watching I hope you enjoyed this episode of Miami Boat Ramps you did please check out our other content we have wavy boats who does a bunch of great things down at Oliver Inlet my channel Broncos Guru did some great comedy boating videos there as well and of course we've got boats versus Haulover remaining machine take on Mother Nature down at Haulover Inlet and if you guys haven't already go ahead and drop an anchor on the Subscribe button here

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Id: NBoGJp4C6vM

Length: 8min 7sec (487 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 19 2023