Making fun of NBA 2K22 for 74 minutes

update required return to the main menu to apply update and dismiss i'm on the main i'm on the main menu oh the servers are down so i'm doing my yearly ritual of just playing black it's time to create a new build check for head scan data no i'm gonna make a big dog i literally i'm making name big dog this one right he kind of like ron baker i'm gonna start with this one he's gonna look nothing like him by the end of it i get my guys some grills here he is this is who we're gonna call big dog first name big last name dog now i'm thinking with this guy you know you kind of got to go if you want a really great player in the nba you always got to go with a frank nilokina bill many unbearable out as they feel like such a stupid bastard for sitting here and constructing this build for like two hours shazam welcome to this guy that i'll probably use for i don't know hopefully this game is actually good but last year i used them for like two weeks and i never use them again well yes obviously this fulfills all the frankie lekina qualities um you know on a more realistic note 863 is 175 you can dunk he can do some stuff it's like derrick rose i love derrick road it's time what who the hell are you gonna be yeah he's a two-way threat okay cool and uh mahmoud damian and josh i'm gonna test them out for the hell of it hey are we going again we going again with it all yep this is my guy big dog it's time the city is looking beautiful it's looking vibrant look at the 2k generics out here you really pull up with the purple hair the purple beard the purple eyebrows and the brown shirt why'd you just pass it randomly back and forth to some random man who are these people up on this balcony g-league college or nba oh so i could just skip everything all together starring big mp dog i got my dog ricky out here so basically my guy it seems like he's a social media influencer and he doesn't really care about basketball but he does but he's more into the follower counts so this guy's got to start locking in to like try and make it to the league i'd rather be captain obvious than captain oblivious mmm that was a bar why was that a ball so how my guy got adidas is on but he's not gonna hand me any how i still got my 2k generic can't give me one of those nice black shirts some black shorts no i'm out here balling in the brown shirt saying i'm going viral on social media like this i mean yeah actually yeah so they talking about making a decision nba g-league or college like i said man i can't have you slipping burgers i like burgers though bro you know he said i i like burgers bro you know the ones with yeah you're human jesus christ i'm not gonna lie i don't care about talking to these dudes as is hey what's up mp it's your boy ai look at this man with the purple hair flowing imagine seeing this crackhead when you walk outside oh he says you get paid for playing the g well yeah obviously i'm not gonna lie i already heard college you you can like get like some great perks so i'm probably gonna be going to college earn a permanent five percent my points accelerated the my points accelerator sounds cool but let's let's go hear out ai look at all these invisible skateboards following me to our destination oh man i wonder where we're going oh yeah all the same waypoint you're right i could do cool skateboard tricks look at me go can i jump over this thing right here up nope just oh okay that was that definitely wasn't productive all these random npcs what the hell is this what what is this is a runway jump directly into the single elimination tournament and earn additional badge points by winning the chant all by winning the championships you actually got a win-win maintain amateur status allowing you to go to the g-league after that's that's cool so you could still do either one uh messages hey hey ricky how you doing right hey yo you need to head back to the crib bet you know i love gadgets what a musty response social media new mp video has me crying he's straight up embarrassed dude apollo leclair keep doubting me because i'm from where i'm from the haters only get who the hell is this jackson ellis just got back from my top secret trip to germany kendrick perkins people keep sending me street ball highlights from someone named mp calling the next big thing as defense have been played once in a street ball game i'm sorry but i'm not taking this seriously sort of a weird move for mp to get an apartment in the city if he's not gonna jump straight to the pros it's not like his apartment can follow him around to whatever yeah he's got a good point just got off the phone with chris brickley i got you kid you're literally the exact same age as me holder by 48 hours never forget that my son you know what 2k that was that was a good conversation all right i'm back in the apartment he's writing a google docs i recognize when your best friend who clearly loves and respects you is this giving you a hard time god that was so corny what's it going to be mp oh yes i mean the chris brickley gen anybody in the comment section got purple hair who case your skills in a three on three game to 21 i'm about to give them buckets hold on whoa jab step pull up three oh that's a bucket and my three is probably like a 40 right now go to the basket big fella that's easy if you you guys don't score right you you guys got it for me i don't even do nothing post up oh we took the fade away oh he's crazy with it oh black man you are you are crazy we're dogging them right now come on now this is this one's overweight also between the legs oh yeah oh yeah easy lay what they call big dog around town why because that's his government name lay up ah good boy good boy good boy i got you out i got you i know you're stuck hit me up hit me up here yo yo is that chat man how are you looking like he kind of looked like ob topping with it just a big burly body dude these guys are like can we can we sign yeah i mean can we be on the same team please come on come on big man come on and they're not really a big man but a good finish little metal new mixtape just dropped on soundcloud check the link in the b i forgot that you become a soundcloud rapper in this game meet jake from state farm you ready to do the do go talk to zach levine to get the mountain dew world is yours mvp of the city get 1 million at whoa zip line you get a zip line and a penthouse apartment what the hell only 10 000 vc after all of that that's kind of why i think it's time to make my decision i want to go to college okay are you ready to be the decision daddy the decision daddy yo 2k retire you fire your whole staff are you sure there's no backing out after this dang they even asked the second time they said yo are you sure you want to go to college are you sure you don't want no bags yeah i'll be right who's gonna be lucky okay bonus badge point potential oh they're the bulldogs oh yeah no i gotta go to the bulldog after further reconsideration i'm going to villanova we're in pennsylvania well the real reason is because i remade my my player i changed like probably three things like i basically changed nothing well you got some 11's on the ground over there okay all right so we're the eight seed in the ncaa thing the march madness and uh there's my coach he's kind of musty looking but he's cool though he's a cool guy i'm talking about my coach like that now that i'm kind of set on my my player at least i'm going to use this guy uh let me let me buy vc and make him good why does the vc say ps4 are they trying to scam me here if it isn't good scam oh got my vc sorry ps4 i could really get all this stuff let me just make sure this the right build okay uh yeah um don't don't mind me i just made sure that really is the bill for me because i can dunk i could shoot i could rebound i could no i can't rebound that's definitely this is how it feels right everybody knows the anxiety right before you spend on your vc on the two on your 2k player knowing that the player gonna be outdated in a week all right but for real though i think this is how i'm at upgrade dude like this looks pretty beautiful actually i'm gonna lower the dunk a bit for now and then uh i'm gonna put some more on the three-point shot yeah that that sounds smart that sounds smart yep why the hell not yo who rocking the mic bibby signature size up with me i just want to say something real quick they got the nikola jokic spin move when has nicola yokic ever spun like hold on wait for that when has he ever spun like that i'm equipping it it looks fantastic spending 17 000 vc on dunks i've never regretted anything less looked like a six year old on his first day at school so i actually haven't played this yet this time around and i'm frightened to see how much i dominate okay uh jab step pull pull over this oh my degree watch this cross tween step back pull up down oh man it's been real brickley i'm gonna give buckets to these college guys now though yeah cool to see mp working with brick hoodie mpc you know what the team practice is looking so tempting i'm gonna go to it hey coach all right so he's scared of his match up taishan knox knox knows what you're gonna do and he's gonna work as hard as you okay and we need you to cash in on this coach is mad enthusiastic i bet show me the drills elbow jump shots bucket you know 15 mid-range scoring in college wait so is my is my mid-range like a 90 now look it's mike wang my career hopefully there's no more cut scenes before this one can we just get right to it thank you very much oklahoma sooners versus villanova wildcats i'd say mp on the top right why don't i say big dog come on now whoa why did i say mp under my name now too ayo give me big dog again not mp oh i don't like the look of this cord i won't lie oh yeah we to the basket first play oh my god that what was that the zach levine dunk package oh please all right it's two halves instead of uh yeah four quarters of course yes so iso play iso it up i saw it oh yeah left left oop lose him go behind the back bop step back nope go around him all the way spin move ah pull up what the hell you back out here bucket there's a bucket green i'm about to drop 40 on oklahoma i'm sorry oklahoma where's trey this big man think he could post me up please please big man please come on now please please oh i'm i'm really right there though i'm really right there i got it i stopped him oh my god i'm pulling up i'm pulling no i'm not i'm going straight to the bed oh always excellent time can i get a replay you could still miss on the excellent timing because that was excellent and i i sold i mean i didn't sell but you know he sold me yo my matchup is cold already bro i got him in shambles and i always drop the ball let's go let's go i got you i got you can i throw up the lob to my guy now but he's opening the corner for three fisher who is that derek and i'm colby hello welcome to the my duo knox pull up for three get this man at it sub this man out he is selling he's got the cold symbol and everything hold on bob i might lose the ball half spin boop step back step back again oh yeah oh yeah around him around him to the baskets oh lost them lost them lost them oh that should have been a bucket yeah we out we out again they're selling they are selling like all hell they are selling like all hell hit my guide back all back door back door filling the lanes in the transition big dog big dog wait that looks like that was a dude that i was playing with at the brickley gym too thank you very much they gave me my break and our team sold now i got you i got you oh jab step pull up three another green you like that jump shot don't you never revealing it sorry no likes can get you that it may look like the ray allen jump shot you may think he's smart but it's not bob crossover oh hold on whoa whoa what what i got for him what i got from oh oh the dribbling really is fire hold on hit dude on the cut hit him on the cut jesus is that a flagrant oh that was on knox two knocks out here piss he's supposed to be the big matchup and everything watch i'm gonna meet knox in the g league in like two two k's from now this dude not you know he's a menace when he wearing number 57 he's a point guard knocks for three okay okay i see you knocks i see you yo the dribbling is nuts hold on look at this look at this let me let me go back out bop bop bop bop bop bop what what pull up green pull up green told you guide you back pull up three green again sorry sorry forget your mismatches sorry bop pull up three another one another one come on cross cross oh yeah we going left with it oh we going left with it easy done i made my defense high enough just so i can get gold clamps and i think it was worthwhile oh my oh i'm not taking this shot hell no you got it you got it a little warm up shot there you go i'm not messing i gotta get drafted big fella i mean yeah you do too but you know yeah you're out of here we are out of here hit my dog again opening the corner fisher for three we gotta win this wait oh we have to really win this game i forgot i forgot i forgot if i don't win the championship i don't get my badge points and uh hopefully i'm i should make that happen pretty easily thank you very much hold on look at you guys go they give it a knock every time they know this man is the star of this team and i had to oh he got posters don't let knock score i kind of want to be guarding him right now oh good play good play good play good call i'm gonna give that coach a raise whoever was in charge of that one and they left open that man now don't yeah whoever that was don't draft him not the offense the defense how you gonna leave dude wide open this is actually a very close game davidson for three he misses give me the board we out of here we i'm put i'm not pulling up i'm going to the basket spin move oh fall on the ground oh oh i got it i got it easy lane i'm not messing around with no dunk time right here we gonna take the easy dunks come on now you got me out here doing room grazers come on can i not do something nice come on knocks i dare you knocks i oh i dared him i did am i dead i need my clams badge please behind the back couple times oh get around him go left oh oh look at my dog open again fisher for three fisher oh someone signed him promote him give that man a medal i almost got a triple double and it's like halfway thanks to him i gotta hit my guy over there i gotta hit my guy see what he can make it up for because oh oh beautiful my guy fisher is so nice with it beautiful here both free throws we gonna win this game i got an a minus great and everything national championship here we come immersed into this now i'm immersed in this micro story i'm ready to take over and i'm gonna go to the g league i'm gonna do it all cause i heard that you get some good perks hold on look at these moves though oh that is that's the duke for mother from the gym his name was blackman i remember that much you can dribble it out now this game is over with psych you know me you know me i'm pulling up for three oh back up back out back out pulling up for three oh back out back up back up pulling up for three oh back up back up back up pulling up for three at the buzzer i really look look come on now exactly how i drew it up thirty three six and seven college game one down please wait contacting 2k support if you don't get on i gonna kill my vibe like that saying good kid mad city i guess solo that's literally what's happening the city is lagging that's exactly what's happening oh i'm taking the hell if that's what happens hopefully it's saved i have a feeling it didn't save it really didn't save it didn't save my whole oh my god oh i ain't talking this whole thing i'll see you at the end i feel like such a goat out here dropping 21 points and a half i haven't dropped uh what's it called i even remembered how to turn on my takeover right we about to win this game by 20 and i got 44. if this game gets deleted too i'm quitting for the night matter of fact this whole video might be scratching okay there we go 46 i barely had any assists but it's whatever hey just a couple vc to my 300 000 optional see what ricky i say about your last game that's really the only thing i care about what's up watch just keep riding that wave there uh ricky had like nothing to say he just said that keep riding that wave okay ricky thanks bastard says i can play my second game at the chris brickley gym let me go get somebody some buckets i'm very happy that game actually saved this time oh riding a skateboard bmx or inline skates oh you went away before i could even stop i guess they got a feeling that i figured it out you got a funny group of guys curious to see how you do again wait who who are they oh my it's all the my players you oh wait is that hendrix cobb no way what the hell how did you recruit uh they they scanned him into the game obviously mit wait middle oh that's that's uh that's that's what i got a funny group of guys now you got me 70 times green oh my controller just died hold on hold on i got another one dj dj you ended for me why why not draft stock going up draft day johnny manziel come on immediate practice to work on defense no i don't play defense syracuse is the region's top seed you know i didn't talk to the coach though so i don't know who like the premier player is in this one i guess it's gonna be whoever's guarding me just be a wild guess some dude named prior just gave me a bucket i'm going to assume it's him oh we to the basket first play yep denzel pryor they just said it and uh he he's about to give me buckets doesn't it they even got me guarding him and he's not even the point guard so yep okay here we go come on denzel come on that you not oh yeah he is my dog blackman down low always can trust him number one overall oh my blackman with the block i got it i got it open for three green i'm right on prior he's gonna get another one he'd upgrade my defense well we out we out we i'm pulling i'm pulling up for three i'm pulling for three this is like when curry was in the college at davidson i'm taking it right back prior take these buckets i got an 89 three-point shot that's like the equivalent of dame in this game come on now right oh my prior just dunked on me what the hell all right if you don't stop being disrespectful watch this spin move oh god that's that musty jokage spin oh oh this step back into the pass wide open big man thank you miller if you don't bring the ball up the court and get it on fire another three oh my i'm about to have double takeover already you're not passing the pry you're good oh my i'm gonna need me a bucket real quick i'm gonna need me a bucket real quick prior go to the basket big man go to the basket uh here you go here you go wide open down low easy i got my double takeover take over the brakes over got him see me big dog all right we wow prior is a different breed but guess who is to me i got double takeover i'm about to come down pull up right here bop bucket thanks prior you should have guarded me prior to that three i know awful pun sorry never do it again go go go go go go go oh over prior no that's gonna be a charge you bastard prior i want to get drafted right ahead of this dude this dude is annoying now i wish i did have defensive back just to lock up these dudes i'll have clamps on gold that's good enough right i don't know slow it down but i i think uh oh i like the kyrie little size that moves oh yeah oh you know i knew you know i equipped the kyrie move step back hit my guy hit my guy over three come on charles come on char rules is from half court i'll quit cool you just haven't acknowledged that my dude has purple hair in like three hours shoot at least i have as you're getting buckets put on you from a dude with purple hair fire another well shoot i mean i don't even know what to say about him at this point got no more jokes his jumper is smooth silky i'm going to the basket though and i have dunk packages but i don't have i don't have posterizer and all that stuff yeah i mean like champ prior sucks because i agree uh oh oh they oh my the kobe dunk package what a beautiful sight to see fire pulls up from deep i i gave him room because i thought he was gonna drive why would i think that he's been shooting threes all game oh yeah oh yeah another one another dunk another kobe i'll take him every time i look i'll take him he's trying to get the prior every time i'm right in the lane he's gonna hit it again isn't he he's gonna oh my god this is hall of fame there's no way it is they don't they don't miss i just shot from half court on accident trying to do a size up oh my god it's gonna take a minute to get used to 2k made it for a whole year where you had to hold down like for mad long on the stick to do anything useful now now you got to just flick on it starting to run late all the way and won 11 point lead with seven minutes left we're probably gonna win this game they even subbed out prior oh yeah that's how you know it's going bad or maybe he was just tired like any normal human being oh yeah oh yeah you know what you know it got another board i'm about to have the same stat line that i did that first game there cut out you know i mean see my guy see my point guard open three-point shot another one seven assists but i have a 20-point lead it's not supposed to be like this this is march madness this is not madness this is domination that's a my team mode by the way if you play domination you're dumb they release cards that are better than a domination reward cards like a month after my team drops i'll be playing a lot of my team but i'm not going to play that which is like a tradition for some people maybe it's like kind of fun uh oh oh oh oh oh my god what the hell is how do how did you oh oh i don't even know if this would have went if i greened it gee this just doesn't look like it should be real i don't have no bat i don't got posterizer i mean i have the takeover i'm about to try that again let me get it right back let me get it right back oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah uh uh and i missed the layup too what the hell i'm gonna take it right back up on him though yeah that's right i'm out here hustling like a pistons isaiah thomas i need these finishing badges though i need these finishing badges though if you re if you're in the comments right now what's your favorite number i'll just think about how i chose number 14. i'm not gonna tell you this is a youtube video oh yeah oh yeah another one oh i botched it i botched it i bought it back out i got you before my before my takeover ends before my takeover ends oh yeah oh yeah round up oh yeah another one i'll take the lay i'll take the light what he missed behind the back oh around him another dunk there we go wait a prior oh yeah prior take these buckets prior prior i'm making mean i'm making mean rivalries with this man but all of them to be fair whoever is next oh yeah you know what is it going to be four games this is the second game on you want to know what's coming at the end oh okay well you could what can you do about these 40 prior what can you do about these 40 you should have studied prior to this game they sell that man out they gave him a rest we won't have a mean off season rest too i'll see you at the draft big fella i'm getting a lot of fans for this outing we win another game that's right to do with purple hair just gave you buckets hooray i got an attribute point and i got a finishing badge hooray let's celebrate together round of 16 is no joke bring your a game to advance hey ricky i'm looking like a cheat code thanks ricky zion and jar here come through brickley you're you know i'm about to give him buckets finishing badges oh man oh you already know i gotta go i believe you could always change these these days all right it's michael porter jr jaw and uh where's zion where's big dog zion mpj lonzo jaw wiseman lonzo jaw and why wait why did they put they spelled jah and mpj wrong in the subtitles they said pj and then jaw would in h melo take these buckets oh that's the posterizer all right and the contact dunks oh my why has wise been guarded by mpj dawg that's so unfair but they got two big men and we got none technically mpj was out there playing shooting go oh my all right i'll see you at the college game well actually no no hold on let me show you one more time let me give you one more lamellar bucket one more bucket over lamella one more one more at least at least step back pull up three game thank you very much and keeps on saying i'm getting like perks or whatever but i don't know what the hell that even means a draft project it's still second round let's go let's play the huskies let's do it who's my dog this game obviously i'll be matched up against them i have a feeling it's the power forward but i don't know this dude yo big man wall out here controlling the hell out of the ball he got the offensive rebound back out wait no i think wall really is the best player they keep on giving him the ball and spin move easy oh okay okay oh my there goes wall on the put bag i wonder what his overall is this is gonna be weird cause i'm not guarding him either oh maybe he'll do worse then because i was i was some trash on defense oh my did i just post their wall i just posted the premiere dude i need my 92 dunk asap i don't even care if i could only dunk on people in my career i'm gonna be doing it then queen tween but i'll go around them to the basket spin move fade away oh that's a bucket oh my like such an old man bucket they said we pulled off the upset against syracuse sorry didn't mean to do that guys get the rebound oh yeah oh yeah three-point bucket bucket and wall is a very interesting player i bet they're actually built with the my player builder too maybe not i don't know oh yeah oh yeah another dunk i gotta change this musty nicole yokic spin move what was i thinking when i put this on uh oh oh my i need hall of fame posterizer so those are easier to time because that is hard as all the time oh yeah oh yeah this should be an easy dunk i want to see the russell westbrook dunk package too they're not you know i mean they're not giving me that one why not that was just that that wasn't even intentional i said why not with russell westbrook it was a great pass can we look at how slick this pass was look at that look at that look away okay okay 2k okay look at dude though oh yeah i got the brake too i got the break oh yeah the poster over dude move out the way the elite posters then i i need to get the elite posters before college is over just or actually i'll be in the g league too i should be able to post to somebody there not gonna lie my guy blackman he's out here playing way better defense than i was on uh oh hold on another dunk oh that man wall yep i was gonna have it too and that man wall blocked it hold on oh yeah another oh my this is so much fun and good thank god i put on dunking on this man i can do it all more bucket before the whoa what type of defense is this big fella why do they just give me a poster i greened it finally i'm right there i am if he had said i'm a cr oh my i'm not gonna cry i didn't say i was going to do that 23 wow i have no assist but that's okay not really oh yeah oh yeah ah good good shot good block we're out look at this opportunity to get a beautiful what what you know naming the my player mp is a really good decision like i'm happy they finally just gave him something normal like you know his name is literally my player what else could the mp stand for i just got a block i didn't think that was gonna happen today uh you know what hey dude oh yeah he's open for three come on big dog he could just do everything too oh yeah we're up by 20 again this one's over oh god i just seen him wait wait wait i just seen i have my take over last game i was posting people and i didn't even have posterizer yet gonna get tired of that demar derozan dunk package but it still looks cool let's try one more time this time though there's probably gonna be people in the paint yep greened it i greened it oh god that was beautiful that was over the the top dog too who we got down by 20. about to eliminate yukon another team bites the dusk get him out of here why is he wearing number to 59 why would not question this either while they're chanting mvp last game there was like some very faint chance of mvp but this game they were chanting like it's an nba arena it actually sounded cool their last game oh wow they actually set me up for the rest of the game finally draft stock continues to rise i got a block even in this game that's how you know it's different wait what wait social media league news what a dunk from denzel pryor but when you click on it it's a three go into the practice you seem far too too too relaxed for guys about to face gregor malvin why don't i get the sense you didn't watch the film calling me out i'm not coaching all up on me like i ain't body and everybody he's the best perimeter defender in college i'm giving him buckets is that the guy that's the best defender in college yeah why not let me go give him buckets like 5 30 a.m too i'm an idiot oh yes there he is guarding me this dude looks like uh i don't even know he really is lanky as hell but take these buckets please uh while we're at it oh okay it green light what is this dude on here you tell my oh nice head defense no malvin out here like matthew dellavedova you're right crawford that's off tween go into the basket behind the back step back three again come on now i don't even got mvp melvin on me where are you at oh wait this is the team i will sign with too the bulldog i'm gonna have to give him buckets can't have them bragging that i didn't sign here you know what i mean melvin why i might break melvin's ankles real quick no i'm gonna dunk on melvin i threw the ball away my guy's shorts are glitched out his thighs are uh they they're see-through i i take it as you will it's like the short shorts upgrade i meant melvin is weak as hell whatever the hell his name is oh yeah blackman down court blackman good dunk nice little two-hander i swore this man uh the the dude the defender dude he ain't scored all game i know i know he's a defender but i mean shoot you know i 14. i almost got more points in the whole team melvin that's anybody in the comments named melvin yeah that's right give me the slash to take over bop step back oh yeah oh yeah oh my god you already know what was happening oh yeah big dog oh yeah i don't even know what the hell the elite contact dunks are gonna look like if that's in the pro contact dunks i am frightened that was weird we were like only up by one but they just subbed me out for three minutes and now we're up by eight are they rigging it for me usually they rig it against me how sweet you know dunks like this is just kind of commonplace at this point you know they they just come around they come and go oh yeah i gotta steal off the ball oh the green light get down that was just mean the whole sequence give me an a minus great yes sir you know the deal you know the deal give me another dunk why not another 40 point game i'm definitely a scoring guard well especially in the college when you know you're much better than everybody else we won another game the underdogs beating the dogs hooray i got a shooting badge i don't know what any of these these icons mean but uh sure when your fourth game at brickley's gym to earn mama mentality oh luka jokic tatum oh speaking that reminds me to take off the the yoke it's spin move my god wait who's gonna be on my team they're all really good not gonna lie chris i don't care what you're talking about actually wait who's on my team i have luca in your oh i'm giving buckets to damien dolla did mr lillard yeah damian i'm not gonna lie damn you getting these buckets damn i'm not gonna lie he just gave me a bucket sorry damn sorry i didn't mean to talk to you like that of course he is i have like a 60 perimeter defense hold on jokic i got you oh and b come take these green light okay look at me it's about to be me versus dame battle isn't it a whole my career series on you and this is what i get watch this down to yoke okay oh no that's luca luca good shot yoga if you don't stop dribbling what do you think this is acting like you led the league and assist or something hold on spin move bucket it's been like two seconds i already forgot what i put my shooting badge on wait i i might have not even put it on anything to be honest i just hit it from like half court maybe that's the badge i quit it's like the easiest one yet and they came back don't worry i could always just close the app and act like nothing happened uh oh yep there we go there we go easy dunk easy times joel stole it from dame there we go hit me luca hit me i no i have cool dunks you don't have cool dunks all over all over tatum overtake him dame is cold-blooded but guess who else is cold-blooded behind the back over here step back go left pull up three for game i got the mamba mentality badge congrats you have completed quest training with chris brickley you're now able to change the takeover abilities prior to any game go to the progression menu to tap into your inner mama mentality and customize your takeover i'm not sure what this has to do with mama mentality but it's cool though it's a cool way will brickley's gym ever be open again the world may never never know and they're even put on the shooting badge i'm an idiot dead eyes are always a good badge to have why did i get plus four for shooting when i barely even can get the best shooting badges on hall of fame i'm an idiot whatever everything's always a good thing and in in too good oh this guy looks like a monster and guess what update required that's probably signaling for me to get the hell off this game for the day it's 6 a.m i'm thinking oh yeah i'm gonna finish this recording hell no hell no look at this man in this purple hair oh here's the perks that i got wow wow bro wow what are these big dog big dog gotta give them buckets big dog i'll be honest no i really don't care what ricky has to say final four final four team practice team practice let me go figure out who the who the premier player i gotta play against it i dabble on the stick he just said he dabbles on the sticks i'm not gonna lie though they really bodied everything about this year i'm not even making fun of 2k they did like that's actually kind of funny this guy is another defensive player is that jacob i know where they're just popping my screen back attack oh wait hold i wasn't even well i wasn't even expecting to show this but rack attack you said rack attack this is my dribbling drill get by this weak defender oh yeah please please plea oh i better just take some layups to take it easy so i don't i mean get my little points or whatever come on wait oh nice move good move good what seven seconds left come on get around i'm getting around him easy easy kobe dunk i love that dunk now it's gonna be my favorite doughnut step i think i forgot to ever get the vince carter dunk package too i think i forgot that ah i can't get in the paint where did why did my shot me to go back home it's so tough to get by the cpu this year but uh i'm gonna do it though i'm going to do it cross cross this way easy good move giving buckets to my teammate you gonna have no confidence for next game i'm so sorry bucket oh yeah spin spin man spin man spin doggy dog oh guess what i already got my three stars i don't even do this to you anymore but i'm going oh you bastard but i got a shooting badge and a play making badge look at me go what am i gonna put it on oh quick first step that's easy you you know you know that you know the body and i got a defensive badge where did all these come from give me my clams all right it's time ucla it's time for these buckets big fellas i don't care who we gotta play i don't care who's the leader in steals i'm the leader and wins that's a joke because uh we're all at the same we're all in the final four 104 is a pretty big deal though you know i love fisher you know he's the best player on the team probably sorry myself come on are we going we going to the basket sheboyz that's the man i'm guarding or whatever that's that's the steals god that's the oh oh he is a he is very good why'd they advertise the guy that's in the final four as the steals leader like i don't care hold on it bucket over him that's right who are you oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah we are oh how did he oh he is the steals leader look at him go oh god i'm right there though on his jump shot he ain't hitting that oh yeah we got boards we outta here know i'm gonna give it right back i'm gonna still get him i'm gonna still give him a bucket at the end of the day though at the end of the day though i should put on limitless why i don't know i'm out of here we out we out no hell no chewboy is a hell no chewboyz kind of happy i don't have like the greatest dunks already just so i can enjoy using these ones before i get the greatest ones ever oh yeah that was a mean behind the back and the mean pass to my big man down low easy easy gotta get him involved she was a hard to guard but yep very hard to guard oh i might need fl oh i should have went with finishing badges i'm an idiot whatever i have different badge loadouts but guess who still got floaters on them guess we still got floaters on them oh yeah we outta here who's with me nobody nobody's here with me hell yeah getting him out of here early this is how you make a statement in the final four great defense big what they just gave me a defensive bet right i wasn't even guarding him he low-key he looked like a sheldon mack yeah we outta here we out of here again we out of here again get by the defense oh 16 points in the first half and it's only like there's still like five minutes left i'm not gonna lie i'm not even probably gonna show much of the g league because i i want to play the g league for the times whatever my player points but but this is already as fun as it should get there's no way the g league is more fun to this right oh yeah carter step back ah to the right all the way lay lay okay okay good like a light good good finish good finish oh yeah tween between the legs to the basket again good what how did he miss that where's my kyrie layer package at come on now there should be a baller out here with the layup somebody missing these what hold on good good finish good finish we're back right back oh yeah oh yeah oh good cross good cross good quart that's a finish that's a what's holding me down right i can't lie i wonder if layup timing is better this year i'm going to try to turn on layup timing i know it seems kind of crazy but last year next time if you had a layup timing on you was missing you were missing from way downtown no i know you're not built like that big fella come on hi in the back oh left to the basket another dunk here we go here we go another one another one oh i i timed it too but it fouled the hell out of me dude just got an n1 around me and then and then look at what he did okay i got a stupid foul and then he looks at me and he does dece yeah no no i am i'm taking this per what are you oh no he did not just do that to my head wayze you are getting buckets for the remainder of this game i'm giving this man crazy buckets you ain't even did you see what they mentioned to me oh and now he want to give me a bucket to start why is everybody else's layer package so clean but mine aren't got the kyrie layer package hold on watch this yeah i'm about to do a layup on purpose oh yeah there we go there and i timed it back hey yo big dog we got the iso situation and everything oh yeah this is a bucket this is a bucket oh you gotta call your double team your little double team oh i see you i see you i see you sell eyeball you better be ready for this hold on you better be ready for this bucket oh my oh my dublin leaving fisher open you know that's a mistake fisher you gotta pay the price for leaving fish over for three you caught it didn't you you caught it the block we out of here we out of here oh hit him hit him on the break beautiful pass he pass it back all the big we here on these though we here on these oh great great board we have my dog on the break my big dog down there again this guy's giving me no issues watch spin spin oh yeah i i think i quit like the kawaii spin now or something watch this spin bucket down a big dude he's too big for me he's too big post uh post up play on me though i got clamps now i got clamps now i got clamps now don't even try me all right back out right back out jab bucket bucket the boys are gonna be thinking about how he tried to punk when he's home you know what i mean when he's when he's sitting at the crib when he's sitting at the crib while i'm dunking like this in the championship game i'm coming to wait or whoever's next i don't know can can we get a real player can i get like the carmelo anthony reincarnation they were talking about him early when i was playing syracuse it really is gonna be somebody crazy because these guys really are very good as i block what the hell yeah oh stole it stole it on there stole it right from him stole it right from him you know i play i don't play those play passing lanes like there's nothing i'm in there duke said upgrade your steel rating no i'm going to be in the lane i'm right here chewboyz i am right here i'm right there though i'm right i'm in your head i'm really in this man's head and he's a virtual character i'm in the all the other 360. great defense we're out again hit me hit me i got this dunk again 41 this game is it called closed casket i might still have some more dunks for you though i leave my man wide open for three he missed that too you could tell by the animation oh my he is trash oh got it back finished finish that one no turn off the timing i can't i can't do that i can't do no timing we out we out again we out again another dunk what the hell was that i don't thank god the timing wasn't on for that almost like a falling leaf a leaf falling down slowly to the ground very sweet and the announcers took about 17 seconds to describe a leaf falling down if you don't we've been around a little while you know i mean every single human we're chanting this game's over that's hilarious come on now guys have some respect for boys hey come on now i would never do anything bad to him right like this like this right here like this like oh that should have been a dumb he had to foul me mvp mvp thank you thank you crowd thank you thank you i that's my i think my first a great game i'd be messing around too much to get through the greatest grades the championship game is ours i'm ready you know what i'm jumping straight to it because i don't got no time actually i got to go talk to my coach and see who i'm playing up against 44 on 60 from three so close to the 87 to my dog talking about low key super impressed you mean uh okay bro okay i don't care i don't care you're not saying nothing of value at this point west virginia is that our last matchup oh is this this dude look like a big man hold on am i even gonna be guarding the other team's best player but for now let's go let's go talk to coach i like this coach she gives me good vibes bridge straight hand man that's his name prince that dude he likes zion thick if you wait what do you mean by that okay so so i gotta play the zion of this so i think he's a big man he's telling me that i gotta go up on him strong so uh let's let's do look there goes underwood bash the ball and score with the women to the defender oh this is easy work this is ah it's a long day for you big fella about a hop step on him real quick how about a hop step oh good finish good finish let's go it's time i don't need to waste no time west virginia let's do it i'm excited for the draft too i almost don't want to go to the g league but like a little booster you get it's time to get a big dog buckets oh yeah yeah he's the center okay so i have no control over his offense that's all i know oh boy here he goes big dog down low good steal my big man is too crazy hit fisher you know we trying to win this championship game no put me back step back around him to the basket oh yeah easy finish eat come on that's fearless finisher come on good finish big dog the college championship we here he's bringing up like he's a point guard this man is jokic of college they said he's a big dog like zion no no zion is not seven two ah big dog easy la okay a good falcon wait but i'm big dog i gotta stop you know for now though i'm mp for now i got to earn my big dog status by getting drafted it was better i got the shooting badges than if i'm only gonna be able to dunk then i'll just have my posterizer and call it a day so i could dunk like that whose dunk package is oh that's the kobe dunk what am i talking about let's go we out slow it down a little bit slow it down oh yeah behind the back we here we here we go hit big dog hit big dog down low you got it you got it i'm loving this team i'm loving that i got the dude that i was balling with in the rec center or whatever in the brickley gym and then i everybody else i got my dog i'm a miss whatever the shooting guard's name is i forgot his name you know i mean uh price fisher whatever come on down golly queen down to that man that man down low big dog come on give him one perfect we out we out of here we out of here oh yeah easy three easy threes be right there with the good defense though making my dog get cold on on the oh yeah hold on hold on get him behind me pull up three green pulling like trey young dunk on him like a kobe nice combo i think is our biggest lead of the whole tournament at least in the first round for the first half take it to dude in the paint take it to do it in the paint oh good finish there we go this is an easy dunk ease and one jab step pull up three it's always a bucket it's always easy that i could do that all game i like dunks beautiful steel we're out again go to the basket square whatever your name is good shot they need a timeout we up by 15 already look at all the badges i got like a thousand and almost everything and we in the first half right yep let's call it a half second half boom half time up by 10. i could have been done with this already if they take away my uh one game hit me up up here watch this i'm pulling in oh oh that's easy that's easy oh his name isn't prince strahan it's prince com or straight hand comma prince it's two names uh straight hand is a fine last name but why did they 2k put in the subtitles as one name hold on oh all the way all the way oh the dunk i didn't even use the demeter i just clicked square and he posted him let's do it it's the championship game and everything get my dog up fisher he's got room for three fish and we need oh my fisher i'm going to miss you hope the players in the nba could shoot like this because you're different that's one hell of a statement right on parker let's go parker oh yeah oh yeah dunk it dunk it down let's go we outta here throw it up to the square man square man in the corner watson i haven't got you much buckets in this but you look you shoot the same as the other dude he's like the same exact jump shot it's got to be a good sign are you his brother no you'd have the same last name oh the flashy pass and everything but nah i got it i'll bail us out all right this game's over let's just be honest we're gonna move on from this and the center hasn't given me much of a duel like he's he's just trash i'm all he big like no no he's musty he's trash this man's out here like josh harrelson this man's out here like i don't even know how to compare him to anybody ain't doing nothing now you're like mason plumlee or la basket give give this team buckets and one this game's over oh yeah this is a dunk this is a dunk this a dunk it's 38 to 63 in the championship this is our biggest blowout yet it gets better and better game by game you guys really thought i was going to lose to lou amundsen in the championship game please please take these oh we blocked it back oh here oh yeah step back pull up green we are really going to be national champions huh we're really going to be national champions old dude from social media you guys let him become the national champions you weak bastards oh good block we're out we're out oh hit me i want my 50 51 that works too oh let's do it 51 points in the championship game i got more points in their team west virginia i'm sorry to anybody who's out here in the comment section watching from virginia but your team is garbanzo enchanting overrated at him oh my god oh god yep that's right he got oh he really got a star struck or some oh yeah drop that man to the ground can i get a replay no but i'm clapping at him that's it i'm staying right here we won the championship villanova i cut down the nets cut down the nets big fella shout out to all my people in pennsylvania wherever the hell i don't even know where villanova is i don't know if it's just why did i expose myself like that i don't know somewhere in there mp dominating big dog dominating look at the fans top of the world trophy earned oh yeah take down those white why couldn't i do it you bastard he said this is gonna make me so much money this man ricky oh now i gotta get up there i gotta cut it down you know me all of the old-school hip-hop i taught you all right i'm not gonna let's do it come on cut it down big fella cut it down oh we did it and it has to be the best game yet right 88 overall let's do it shooting badge unlocked thank you very much and i got like four extra from beating this don't care about my brand care about my buckets congrats you've earned additional badge points now plus four shooting reach the maximum potential by your player yeah so do i get plus four shooting right now if it's pop oh yeah look at that yeah let me get a limitless spot up going i'm gonna go with blinders why not the next move i gotta talk to ricky i'm gonna keep it simple i'm just gonna upgrade my dunk and i'm gonna upgrade my vertical there's the completed championship but now i gotta talk to dude big dog walking through big dog walking through he just called me big dog oh my yeah you know me yeah he called me big dog i like the oh i like the hoodie oh he's asking me what i want to do next let's talk about the nba draft let's talk about training with chris brickley hey what you could just go and train with brickley last time and let me make a second decision i hope i don't click this and it's like oh let's talk about g-league first oh he's telling me i'm an idiot guaranteed lotto pick why would you go to the g-league yeah yeah yeah doing good stuff right now everybody talk look if i go to the g league i get the five percent my player points booster which will save a little bit of my life so why not he said he can't advise me to go to the g league i uh i don't really care about chris i don't really care about any of this stuff about the draft all right so he said go to the draft i mean that's what he said i'm not that's not me uh i am not training with chris berkeley i'm good can we talk about this real quick let's go mp got the chip with the dip yes sir hashtag mp different mp relies too much on his fist account no i don't i've been talking with mp i didn't consent to this it's cute that mp could win at a college level but the pros are a whole different ball game i'm still not buying the skill level and basketball iq to succeed at the next level carry on draft project top three i don't know what to do you know what i'm gonna do both i'm gonna do both i wanna do the g league come on i'm gonna be unique i'm a waste a year of my life and go and get some buckets i want to go to the g the g dang he's excited oh that's so sweet he said whatever you want to choose i'm behind you 100 that's so sweet you gotta take whatever oh look at my dog man why is this game good why is this game good he said i love you oh rick you already know you're going to be courtside every game i probably got some dollars now too we're going to get some endorsements out there off the off the rib out the gate right now what's my new quest dominate the g can i pick a team a professional life oh i go to ignite oh of course of course like jaylen green in them and kuminga i'm not gonna lie i'm ready to just play these games let's do it two regular season games to get ready for the playoffs how many how many games have to play okay okay it's only five games cool i'm still projecting top three oh i'm gonna nominate some arm sleeves for the g-league i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna need some arm sleeves that jersey looking kind of musty their college won't look a lot better you might need me a headband too for all this purple hair that was really a fashion runway up there my god nice scene i got a daily reward what's my daily reward gonna be give me this present real quick i got the orange and blue one for my knicks two gatorade per category thing oh yeah and i got to do the training facility thing because that's how you get the gym rat badge i don't even know what the gym rat badge does but it's got to be something cool i'm at the nba store let me let me shop real quick let me shop real quick i bought the little short right arm band like i'm a chemilaj one i don't know i was just feeling the body let's do it gotta go get buckets not go live i feel that g-league gonna be boring oh yeah that's true they don't even give you team practice i guess oh look at the stands filled up from all you know what they might actually oh look it's a.i this man's a powerful forward the hell we got mercer ai palmer one ai let's do it i didn't realize he was this much taller than me come on big dog yeah low-key i might skip this whole g league section i just had to do this for the sake of me you know what i mean uh well actually you know what let's get to the championship game honestly fairness though these are some pros out here but you know me i'm a pro i'm a pros pro i'm a pros pro but yeah i'll catch you i'm liking the sleeves though i can't lie this is really feeling like my my player now you know what i mean i mean his name is mp no i'm just playing actually wait it says dog now it says big dog yeah that's right big dog big dog season big dog season open for another three all right for real now i'll catch you so i gotta do an interview now but i don't know who to do it with he's giving me like a breakdown i'm happy at a g league now because now i could do this all right so i learned about the lifestyle and the beat reporter ayo forget the beat reporter they said he was stern he don't care he want to know about what you're doing in the league don't care still don't care need someone that's gonna talk about my shoe collection uh touga didn't tell me which one was which so i guess i'm just gonna figure out which one i go to when i get there i'm loving this game so far dawg i can't lie but throwing like just the right amount of storyline in the shoot three years ago we couldn't even skip the storyline and it was trash out to be fresh shoot my skateboard even changes sounds when i go on the grass like what wait whoa whoa stop right there is that that a little kid there's just little kids around here what the hell the dude that i want to talk to is at a cafe i'm gonna guess this is the cafe over here nope that says local news go into the cafe the donut shop timmy d's donut shop tim duncan no me timmy d where's this dog at here he is here's my dog what's good hey andrew one year from now you're stepping off the bus and arena what's going through your mind uh whatever music i'm listening to and low-key i'm already regretting this because i would have not answered it like that oh my god bars out here okay you already know i knew this i seen this on twitter they were talking about you can become a rap star wait that's it i answered one question and he treated me for food but where's the food he just said do i owe you anything for the food uh you asked me one question all right for now fearless finisher you have to come up he's unlocked posterizer on silver come on now all right time to go be bored again i'm not gonna lie this one's so much more boring than college yeah i was serious that was born as hell that's why i'm back here my dog ricky uh uh we're gonna talk about some opportunities i dropped 50 in both of the g league games by the way hiccup game with some former wait former wait hold on i'm kind of excited for this who are they gonna throw in the former game endorsement opportunity oh wait endorsement opportunity to go play ball no i'm playing pick up learn more about the pickup game who's showing up bastard hall of famer to the phoenix suns gorilla that's actually funny so i get to either be on the on the shirts runway or whatever and or i can no i'm going to play ball it's a basketball game who is this who is this wait wait if this is someone trash i'm not clicking on you uh it's a.i the hell i'm scared i'm gonna do it anyways though oh ricky not to give out too many details because i want to see if you come through oh yeah that's right i'm a ball about how if i prove it i prove it to these guys my stock's gonna i'm going number one detroit hello detroit wait wait whoa whoa whoa wade manu and joakim is that wait who's on my team i got the g-league guys on my team okay watch this i'm about to give d-wade buckets how d-wade at 94. we in 2021 duane this is a wild pickup game because uh you know i mean what if i was a 70 still hold on bucket oh ah mercer i do not care what you think who you think you are bucket over dwyane wade are you playing losers ball out here musty old man jab step again give me some room d wait move i'm gonna get this one over with quick get the chris brickley runs we playing we playing the legends out here watch this hit him with a little off off ball off ball oh yeah work work on it work with it work with it green imagine playing ball on now the lighting looks trash on 2k but i mean imagine playing ball on this at night d oh good defense ai there we go hit me spin move around d wait oh yeah to the basket i know what you you bastard you really good at defense bastard hold on back out bucket bucket another one good thing i could shoot two good block ai grab that i got you hold on hit me hit me again another one another one let's go oh my god it is four to seventeen d wade who is dropping 15 on d way oh my jesus christ they're double teaming off the rip two easy dime thanks joe keem noah don't know what to do he acting like he in cleveland i'm gonna give away the three yeah that's right dwayne i know you can't shoot come on back out oh game over game over game over joe keem game over 22-6 dwyane wade who they gotta remember i'm back in my on my element i'm in my element here you're on the street ball too what is my guy doing out here doing flips with that musty 2k22 shirt on sorry let me disrespect that shirt like that i mean i am the one who put it on i didn't get no fans i was gonna be really confused if i did though because you're on a rooftop who the hell is here okay so i don't even get to like talk to d way to nothing fine fine i get it only three more games and i'm done i also just remember that i can equip the vince carter and jordan dunks so i did i guess you'll see them when i'm in the league though hold on this arena is kind of nice though i miss my dude from college my power forward my duo guy come on hold on wait wait real quick though real quick i want to get a dunk off i want to get that jordan dunk package oh yeah oh yeah this is it this is it this is it oh i'll take that anyways whatever oh that awful pass oh we still going with to the basket with it i'll take it oh yeah down to my dog big dog see it this is do or die playoff game so um i gotta win all these oh my god another dunk dog how is this fair how is this fair that upgraded dunk helping too cause i could already feel this dunk meter getting easier and easier all right i'm going yeah i'm not gonna lie this man ricky want to see me real bad cause my controller just vibrated loud as hell bro if you don't tell me what i gotta do you got a friend in real life that's like ricky hey rick over here criticizing me when i'm in the g league saying i'm tired when i just dropped 50. again all right rick you know you pissed me all this time if you don't tell me what andrew taurus candice green i already talked to andrew 21 savage convinced the whole world he was american what the hell he's making jokes about 21 savage being american rick ross was a prison guard yo why are they really making these jokes in 2k do i want to be a rapper do i mean more about nba x and o's so one of them is right here and the other one is 800 miles away yeah i think i'm gonna go with this one also after this i'm going to get a fix actually i should probably do that before no i'm just gonna do this first you know what i am gonna go talk with andrew why because um i wanna go get some clothes and it's right by it i wasn't really feeling it you know i'm not really feeling the whole 2k become a rapper thing but i guess it's a lot more entertaining than the exynos oh they got a pop-up nah they really put the marathon clothing in here first week though oh no they bout to get me if you wear a shirt on 2k saying i'm a 2k gamer you are a you okay oh my god it's jake from state farm jake if you don't go back if you don't leave this game if you need anything and remember like a good neighbor stay farm jesus christ this this is a whole this is a whole ad oh my this man just gave me his fit my god this is exactly who i expected to be selling the dual rags hey i'm not gonna lie these seven is looking like the one right here cuz look at this look at how it matches with the purple hair what i don't even need no name brand we're chilling out here look look at my guy my guy's looking clean and i could put them all oh why they go so nice with the jerseys what these are my signature shoes in every occasion even if they don't go with the yellow look dog they go with the purple hair come on now i make my guy clean with purple hair this is big dog in his prime meeting back up oh this is a donut doughnut shop again of course yes he likes donuts my dude out here eating donuts too uh if you don't if you don't get in shape on drew what is about music that moves me it's a way of connecting come on how connected to music and basketball uh i would say not really connected but parallel personally like you know what i mean parallel then music to me it's it's about reaching a different truth not reaching a different truth that's right you tell them mp look at my guy looking clean mp needs to focus more on his game unless i'm getting his name what a dunk from big dog next up go give some more what's my number one pick oh if you're the number one pick you get 750 vc and then yeah i mean i don't want to see the second round kate is the starter but uh kade i don't care matter of fact all these teams except for like the raptors and yeah they're really just the raptors have great point guards for long term actually well john wall is pretty great still but i mean 83 is pretty good but you know he's not long term the memphis hustle oh and i just bought the nipsy hustle merch i give you buckets all right i'll catch you after this one this is boring i'm not gonna lie ricky's starting to piss me off pick up game again luca invited me to a pickup game sometime about luke or is this some other guy named luca that play ball that i don't know uh there could be luca vildosa i got one more g league game finally i've been playing for like uh three hours and then and i gotta go see what luca's up to you know what i mean now here's the thing i'm already the number one pixel do i need luca really but i want the lady who's gonna give me more endorsement opportunities but can i really dub luca i'm just trying to be a cool dude i'm gonna get be getting my money regardless i'm being the league you know what i mean the number one pick i'm gonna say i'm sorry that it's stuck on this screen still by the way this isn't my fault this is 2k it takes like 70 years there we go meet up with luca or meet up with katherine about my personal i'm not gonna lie catherine's literally right here right outside my apartment i'm gonna get my bag i'm gonna get my bag why not i'm gonna get my bag catherine's a pr legend oh wait she's from the other what the hell is the same lady from the other game oh god she's gonna be annoying but you know i mean she wants me to meditate with her still no talking though oh she sold me got me in here meditating with her if you don't give me some bread i kind of like she she over here tomorrow i'm not a coach you know i mean you get your buckets and now i'm gonna get your money it's kind of a fire cutscene i'm happy i didn't skip this one oh wait i just remember that lucas the cover athlete so i actually would have got to talk to him i'm dumb can i close that i already know this ladies even if they make me do it can i can i can i try again can i make another choice or something because that lady just pissed me off it was a cool cut scene but then i remembered i could talk to luca doncic i want that to be my dog perfect it reset it ah ha ha yep going to see i already tell that lady was crazy she gave me the vibes like an old 2k agent where like like oh i'm really good at business except i'm not going to look at your way like i'm just going to give you a couple dollars here and there ayo why is it lagging somewhere that's a bad question this is 2k actually daytime this time the lighting lighting won't be awful hey where's luca luca big fella come on let's talk let's talk luca you're gonna make it is that kp out there well let me see chris stops josh uh ew thanks luca but i came here to play with chris stops and josh richardson who am i i'm playing with deandre aydin and john i already played with these bad well i gotta give wait that's crazy they made this cut scene before josh richardson got traded that may not on the mavericks no more the hell out of that man i guess they could still be friends but watch this i'm not gonna be friends i'm not bucket easy over it i'm gonna get this one done send them home how luca gives me a cut scene after i give him these buckets imagine the whole cutscene or the whole story line about having like crazy highlight tapes and like you made a glass cleaning center have you doing these over here grabbing rebounds on the top of the court i'm not gonna lie we bout to lose down by five come on come on hit me hit me jab step bucket over j oh over j rich we need one stop luca you bastard i should have stood with the lady get rid of jay rich i dare you perfect per no no not luca and he ended it we lost luke about to be trash talking me i j rich don't got no celebration look at luca please don't have a cutscene please don't have a cut scene please don't have a cut scene oh cool oh i can replay the game sure why not all right so this one's close as you can tell by the 15 points and 18 18 scoring but i gotta end it well no actually i might take over for oh snap yeah got you game this is game there we go and it's luca can i get a cut scene now thanks i got another attribute still no cut scene but i'll take it oh then go talk about how i was beating luca so wait are you telling me i'm actually going to get drafted now like in previous years dog i'm gonna be so happy you don't understand how happy i'm gonna be every single if you watched it last year the year before or maybe not you i don't remember what i've been doing honestly how long i've been relevant on this thing all i ever want for them to do is just bring back that i actually get naturally drafted to the league and you're telling me i'm finally going to get naturally drafted to the league again imagine one of these teams could trade up for you actually i'm going with dunk free throw perimeter defense and uh vertical and after the next one i'll be able to get the mean contact dunks i'm talking the 92 overall i for sure come on now i can't put it up by two after this come on you know i'm gonna be able to he says i'm still in 87. put up my free throw a little more there uh yeah there we go we're good the championship game i already know it's gonna be light work it's gonna be easy the iowa wolves please this is my last game before the nba draft i'ma skip to the fourth quarter and tell you if this gets good or not actually maybe i'll have a couple cool dunks oh my god wait they might replay it hold on show me a replay real quick oh my goodness the vince carter's i took off that demar derozan dunk package it was pissing me off he was doing it every single time i'll do these instead one issue literally one only issue with this build is gonna be interior defense every time they go inside on me they score but as long as i keep them out of the paint it's i will be straight uh yep bucket again bucket again full court pressing them and everything like come on oh yeah you're not getting in my opinion that's a block dude in the corner for three it's uh all right i'll catch you in the fourth imagine though actually speaking wait one one thought imagine you you go to the ncaa you win the championship there then you're like uh that's not not good enough yet i'm gonna go to the g league when the championship there like nobody's probably ever done that at least subsequent like you know i mean uh back to back yep we blew him out again i don't know how many fans i got i've been playing so much pre-nba stuff i could have a lot of fans i mean shoot shouldn't dude already have like 10 million fans if he was a social media since this dude is basically like lamelo 53 5-3 i told you i never lie it is over i have defeated the entire my career storyline g-league uh the college not the entire story storyline but you with the preliminary ones team ignite your g league champions i've won two rings and i'm not even in the league yet they didn't have no type of i'm so happy i went to college because uh they don't have no type of cool celebration they don't got no type of nothing they don't care about this movie shooting badge unlocked defense about to be unlocked i'm up on all of them i don't know what any of this stuff means still i wish they would give me like a you know what i mean an indicator and here we are how does this end no time to rest talk to ricky about what comes next any text no we're just talking about social media wait oh no it gave me the congrats thing but it popped up i mean here it is if you want to know you made the g-league finals and then uh five points my accelerator whatever my shooting badge is about to be crazy now i got another one i'm gonna go hot zone hunter i feel like that's always a good bet ricky big fella here we are this is it and he just said i look like a peacock what the hell dang ricky if you don't tell me i'm going to the draft sit down fine stand up sit down fine he's saying i stand up weird this is the worst cut scene yet this is the worst one what is he talking about i thought it was gonna be a joke about like standing up to be be on the draft day or i don't know i wonder if training with chris brickley makes sense no no the nba draft you are the consensus number one giraffe pick training with chris i just want to hear what he's going to say four player injury why would i go and be with brickley i'm not doing that all right let's talk later and aka that means right now we're going to the drive talk to ricky i'm i'm done i don't got no more requests right no more big time things to do i got some other stuff i could do later what time you must be ready for the first day of the rest of your life you know that's a kind of cool quote so cringe dude and he called him cringe this whole thing is cringe i'm ready to declare for the don't even tell they don't talk about nothing about berkeley we are going to the draft growing up mr pickles what what the hell mr pickles what is this wait do i have to do stuff before the draft too oh god i mean i'm going to the draft ayo ricky ricky talk to ricky about get an agent come on give me an agent wait when i was watching the 2k trailer i heard the old agent from 2k14 please give me him palmer athletics agency barry and associates oh they did p-a-a instead of c-a-a-a i see you i see you 2k yep p-a-a got it got it that's where leon rose used to be all right so i got to meet with both of these people anyway so i might as well go ahead and get that done i really played the g-league in college i'm on sick bastard i'm just thinking about it on this skateboard ride over i'm gonna just hit these skateboard tricks taking my mind off that oh that was clean what oh boy i'm at paa i already tell i'm not signing here okay low-key they got a fire pitch how many female heads of sports agencies there are one and you're looking at it am i feeling uh no i'm not signing with that i want to see where that other agent's at i heard him obviously it's not all perfect but for a 2k storyline i can't say enough about how far this storyline is it's it's simplistic you're getting all the things you want you're being a basketball player existing i don't know now we're at uh whatever the hell berry charles hampton to my dog oh there he is this is the agent from like seven years ago album launch party i was at with the weekend he was at an album launch party with the weekend i'm signing my guy has came so far he used to be the guy that knew me since high school you know what i'm saying now he's a real agent it's been eight years it's been eight years since i was playing 2k14 oh my god i i should i should retire i was 11. he wants me a trail-basing icon because nobody has my story and we know how to make the most i'm i'm signing with it i thought there was going to be a girl here why it's just him though barbara's a visionary then where is barbara so this is actually you know what this is like this is like um the uh the kd the kd agency or even roc nation all right i'm ready i'm going with dude at corporate agency they're going to screw me over like 10 minutes in i'm gonna sign the contract they're gonna be like uh yeah we're gonna need your whole first rookie contract and uh maybe we'll pay you later all right um yeah dude was happy whatever oh my my battery's low again whoa whoa why did i just get so many things it's finally time to go draft combine dog i don't need the draft combine did you see kate cunningham in the drive combine no just wondering what would i have made if i was a late second round pick 425 now i'm gonna make 750 a game a lot better than the rockets too i get the draft combine i i think i got to skip it right he said what do you want to do that weekend instead of a combine he said you want to hit up the aquarium okay that's actually funny not unless you want to lose your consensus number one spot you bout to go hit the aquarium ricky i'm with you this time around we're not we're not doing no draft combine you could be any fish what would you be a tuna a tuna to be getting eaten all the time if you don't just pick a goldfish not sure where mps the gains sure fire number one pick i'm hearing whispers he's considering the combine my guy mp gonna keep fighting the system all the way to the top so he signed with barry and associates instead of one of those cookie cutter sports agency word hashtag mp doing mp thing oh i don't even ask him to go to the combine i would have to go somewhere else yeah now we ready we are ready for draft day later that summer mad work put into this moment uh he got a suit on oh we're gonna start making jokes to the agent now too member of the detroit pistons detroit all the detroit fans in the con oh man the detroit piston select mp the detroit piston select mp you know why are we at the why are we at the actual draft you know this is solid though because they didn't let me pick my team i'm i'm here with it i'm with it well it took 10 games of random and uh we're finally here we got to get a picture for the gram uh you musty old men if you don't go and just play ball ew how would this this cutscene would have been so garbage with the lady nah hell no i need my guy golly so they're talking about sewing pillows and he just got drafted to the nba the next d oh shout out to diesel and merrell yo venom let me go play in the league i get it i get it okay okay it's been showing some reality tv shows and i gotta go to the league they are hype as hell what is this bro this cut scene is so low what crack rock are they on i've never seen such a cracked out 2k cup they was talking about high school grades home economics they were talking about sewing pillows why are they still giving me the option to draft oh never mind ricky wants to talk to you about your part oh i'm about to get a new apartment though can i see wait what i completed what what did i get for that i barely got nothing dang so i could just play now whose money are we using i'm in the nba but why don't ricky got his own crib you gotta be getting some sort of cut is such a weird relationship between this is like the most emotional relationship i've ever seen in a 2k game between two people your agent wants to talk with you and it sounds urgent better go see what's up what what is going on urgent are they gonna make me go all the way over to that agency oh my god yo i've been playing this game for like six hours straight how deep is this story oh my i do have to go all the way over there my god i'm kind of interested now though tomorrow it's urgent i've seen someone say they're making 2k like an rpg they really are this is the most it's ever been like one making decisions that you you like actually affect things like multiple too like a lot guy's a really great name telly is an 8.7 gpa why her eye is so like jubilant adriana she she she i could already tell that she's trying to get my guy he's always staring into his soul okay what is this about why you look so pressed wouldn't call it trouble watch this what am i about to watch oh my it's kendrick perkins said talk about mp i'm here this coach ain't the fan you got this man scan scans this game well actually matter of fact kendrick perkins something like he ain't been in the game michael jordan have no youtube channel lebron james and them no youtube channel what he said i'm not going to start a game yeah right you weren't coach's first choice for the draft spot really might be a while before you get some serious player time man if they don't fire that coach this man is not my biggest fan he's my coach if you don't fire him go to harvey let him know that you're not being utilized hmm but i can wait wait if i stay the gold good soldier if i wait so i can go to the gm and tell him that i want to get more minutes or i can go public and say the coach hates me for some reason this is yo that's crazy precocious young talent this man saying the words precocious going public is crazy the option for you oh this your favorite one huh not my favorite per se but it does suit you in a lot of ways i mean you're a massive young talent you're being held back by someone who is letting their personal feelings get in the way of doing what's right yeah now i'm just getting to know you but that doesn't seem like something you'd be silent oh no you're right take the socials you know uh tweet saying you should play more and then we just let the machine do what it does let the machine do what it do hey you got a wild streak charles i like that well you know nothing brings things to a head faster than controversy controversy what's good for the media machine is not what's good for ownership now ownership is going to want to know why the young hot prospect not getting playing time because his coach has a score to settle and you might get branded in a certain way but if you want to move things quick there's no better option than a general public nudge yo he he explained perfectly why going public would be the best decision that might be kind of fire if i stay the good soldier and be playing no minutes forever if i use harvey i'm gonna skip he said i'm gonna skip over the coach and then go to him and they're both gonna be mad at that if i go public i mean he didn't really list any cons i'm not gonna lie i'ma go public i'm gonna speak up for myself i'm number one but get my we gonna get the coach fired i'm gonna get the i'm gonna get yo have fun and obviously when they say go social it's not gonna be me tweeting out i don't think it's gonna be the agent making some you know i mean giving it some like whoa which basically this is gonna be nuts and i haven't even played a game yet just digging with ricky and find something good wow he's saying we gotta do detective work that's crazy it seems there was some internal debate about the mp selection the draft with the coaching set on one side i love you mp i don't care what anybody says coach or otherwise you'll fit perfectly thanks go meet your dev coach in his office who is that my development coach oh it's right by the crib let's do it i'm getting so hooked in this story like such a loser ronnie you bastard you did it again so this time it was good oh i got my jersey on and everything let me oh okay wait wait it looks like i gotta go left hold on it looks like i gotta go left to go to his office look at this oh my they got everything so detailed in here what oh look who's back what the hell back again eminem first of all and secondly my coach from college is my coach is is the uh is you know that's probably a default cut scene but it's kind of cool the person in eminem and i'm in detroit this is fire they brought the college coach back so what if i didn't go to college i missed dude it's been a cool five games he wasn't thrilled about the whole youtube thing you put in the work help us win then we'll win cool cool we'll win i'm gonna make goals to keep me on track oh if i accomplish these goals i'll be in the starting lineup on the way to work today he was listening to meek mill on the way what the hell is wait whoa whoa talk to ricky about recording your first track re relax relax relax i'm gonna have a b or higher teammate grade in 10 games and two coach drills completed and then i'll be in the starting lineup that's actually interesting talk this ricky about using the city runway head to eric's vinyl center for and to answer music trivia hold on wait wait i want to answer music trivia what social samurai start a controversy over your lack of time playing time to speed up the process check out the play next game okay so basically i just gotta play and that'll activate itself um can i not practice today can i not say what's up to the coach that hates me look at jacob underwood hey jacob how you doing big fella what's good but it's now big dog's time to shine it's kade my guy k we're gonna be the meanest backcourt of all time i'm not gonna lie look at us together oh sorry i just messed up your whole free throw big fella uh yeah sorry we gonna really bring a ring to detroit this is shaun t billups and rip hamilton all over again i'm actually genuinely excited for this hell wait the music scene marvin's room i get it i get it okay you slick bastards eric's vinyl this is so can i buy some vinyl let me get some of these what we got out here okay really designed all of these let's do like landry fields it's a test of knowledge you see but don't expect to beat me before my knowledge is deep ew why he looking at me like that in which country was drake born canada you idiot unexpected but correct what do you mean he's the biggest artist like the world whoa whoa walk this way hold on i'm about to look it up ah that's right you're not getting me walk this way uh yeah i looked it up it was arrow smith i don't laurence parker oh that's krs one no i'm playing i didn't know that off the top i got this man on everything you bastard well done you've accomplished something few others have kudos and they really put a krs1 question in this that's it oh i got 2 500 points come on now just for answering some questions and looking them up on google you really ask me where is drake born then ask me about krs1 and my guy is like 19. and then he said it was surprising that i knew where drake was all right it's time chicago first game i see do do they show me my minutes or anything stats no i'm obviously the best player on the team oh i'm 20 i'm 21. i think it's because i i took like two whole years ninth man getting 15 minutes that's crazy you know move k to the two they don't even gotta they don't even got killing haze and hell of anything and it's time to do a little teaser one game that is how we'll close this off oh oh this is beautiful still got my purple hair too i might need to change it to blue for the games not actually it looks alright hit me real quick let me get one little warm-up shot in one more i need a green one in the green real quick there we go perfect we're good we're ready for the game uh yep send me to the bench you bastards sit on the bench of rodney magruder this is exactly what i wanted out of my career i i could probably set difficulty now too but i didn't even look at all that money in me oh i'm gonna get first quarter minutes look at this my player it's time i mean come on now it's the first pick colby white is about to get these buckets these jerseys are clean i can't lie obi i am right here oh good good pass great pass guys caruso how you doing alex and there's the lob the lob up to derozan the first play in the league and they throw a lob on me he got me tired as hell already oh this really is different than college wait wait bucket though bucket though and one i'll take free throws you know kobe's first points are free throws too i'll take these i'll take these come on now second one green don't matter if it's still a 61. i'm nice a year at school and then spent time in the jeely you got that right announces i'm just i'm built different it's my path it's unorthodox now i'm about to release a hit song with drake in a few minutes too oh yeah going to the right going all the way dang caruso with defense is crazy green russo is getting these buckets i'm not gonna lie caruso bradley all of them if alex cruz so give me a bucket right here i to retire watch i'm right here if it's this i'll retire right now cool thanks only bradley out there stinking it up hit me hit me i got this one i got this one don't matter how deep it is ah that's too late that's your fault oh god damar the more giving me buckets okay yeah oh hey they are playing look it's wait no oh that's that's frank jackson not killian hayes what the hell alex crusoe take these buckets oh sorry i got you down the middle down the oh whoa never mind you you yeah nice i mean i've been wanting to check this now i could see oh kate had 15 in six minutes now i can see my actual like attributes like fadeaways in 85 lateral quickness is going to be the same that's going to be nice lateral quickness 82 and perimeter 82 come on now you a ball well that's an 86 right now because i think i got a boost but yeah this is all fire oh yeah easy easy dunks out here hit me hit me oh yeah to the lane again to the lane again oh oh oh the butcher's coming the butcher's go oh oh i thought that was gonna be for a poster dung scored 10 points the butcher's coming shout out benny oh my god why did i just give that man a poster in the first game come on we're out of here we're out hitting me hitting me oh there's a bucket nope nope hit jeremy right back right back and no no almost went back court come on come on zach come on zach i got you dunk packages and everything my bad awful pass i'm too hyped up right now can i get a replay the crazy part is i didn't even click like the dunk meter that's why i jumped it dunked it over three people basically oh my tony bradley welcome to my poster this game i might have to break this up i don't know if you see this in one long-winded video you're lucky because i was i'm thinking about breaking things up into multiple episodes now this whole video up didn't realize no time like golly they body this game and i left kobe white right wide open i gotta wait i need a grade over b to like get promoted so uh yeah kind of need that hit hammer do hamadoo diallo back out back out oh you suck let's do it i'm out of here got you got you just throw some good passes or something i don't know oh behind the back around zach down to hamadoo down low easy lay thank you if you get a b grade 10 times then you're the goat basically oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah spin oh throw to kelly kelly come on kelly uh he's not gonna get it off and he hit it too i might not even get back into this game this is about to be the fourth quarter oh i'm still in i know it's a garbage time dog all right whatever tony bradley take this bucket little man i don't got no strength or nothing i'm over here giving this man the bucket buckets i'm acting like i'm not an 88 like i'm over here feeling like i'm a 74. i usually don't start off my career as an 88 ah good lay and one got a board too i'm out here come on we got a b minus great go oh hit this man jackson open for three come on jackson thank you 15 and two coach start me jones for three why are they why is derek jones jr taking shots off the dribble i don't know i think i'm gonna get subbed out and that's gonna be it because i got a b-minus yeah it's whatever we lost by 16. which reporter do you want to choose frank valentine candace green uh i'm gonna choose wait who is frank i'm gonna choose candace green she was the cool x and those ones rough start struggled i what i i did fantastic i put my finger on it i would already corrected it like why are you asking me something stupid like that turnovers i threw like one i'm not gonna lie he's boring me he's boring me he's born me okay thanks 15 and two b minus teammate grade i'm gonna be at 89 soon i think i got a defensive badge thank you very much i might be able to get clamps now or something like that i don't know something decent with it 909 bc uh mostly from the salary too that's a lot of ec new endorsement level reach with the mobile one isn't that like a gas station whatever am i tripping i don't know all these things are starting to go up now though all right that is officially gonna do it thank you for watching you can like subscribe we're in a new apartment oh my meet with ricky yeah ricky we in a whole new what subscribe you go like subscribe to the channel if you keep my channel though i'm gonna get the hell up and out of here ricky you got anything to say to them before we get out of here rick no no he's locked in all right he's locked in to go and sabotage the coach

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Length: 74min 3sec (4443 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 14 2021