[Magic] Handsome Jack vs. Penn and Teller

for the handsome jag experienced anybody who does not want to get his mind blown out of his ass should leave the room now alright you've been warned now when the producers called me about being on this show found out this 60-minute show so I prepared one hour of kick-ass magic for you fine folks then I get here I find out the producers have hired a bunch of other magicians and I get five minutes because apparently nobody cares about ratings around here so I even printed up a bunch of handsome Jack experience handbills I was going to distribute them to everybody gives you the complete rundown of everything I was going to do tonight it even tells you everything you need to know about handsome Jack ladies once you go Jack you never go back that's right so since we're a little pressed for time tonight I will just have to tell you about the things you won't be seeing me do tonight um Oh can't do this one you won't see me doing there's a hair in my hat Oh oh this is a classic the mighty cheese whiz Oh won't have time to see saw a woman in two uh oh this is a good one the diners dilemma that's a tribute to civil rights oh no we've just got time for one this evening and that is uh oh the torn restored hand bill perfect so here we go yo don't say anything I don't care if I fooled ya I'll let someone else win the car oh what's that the the prize is not a car oh well I really don't care if I pull it up you know one of my mottos has always been magic it's fun once you know how it's done so I'm just gonna show everybody how I did that to do this I needed a special magician's device called a grappler I've got a grappler up my sleeve here I'll show it to you now I had an extra one of those handbills hidden inside the grappler the grappler is a mechanical device is shot the handbill out of my sleeve into my hand and it grabbed all those torn pieces and yanked a map back up my sleeve now it's mechanical but it's not entirely self organ it still requires what we magicians call misdirection I'll show you the misdirection I was using in fact I tell you what I will get up on the chair so you can all see the misdirection I was using you remember I took all those torn pieces and if--and them out like this I knew if I just do a very careful deliberate action like that you'd all be staring right up here and while you were all staring right up here probably none of you noticed when I went ahead and I dropped my pants now once my pants were down I was able to get my knees hooked together and once my knees have hooked together because this cable that runs up my arm and down my leg I was able to get this action going on watch it starts down here and ends up over here watch so you can see it's not the hazard of work in the eye it's the knees that are quicker than the eye so this just proves my motto the magic is fun once you know how it's done am i right people there is still a problem sometimes you can encounter when you're using the grappler and that is sometimes the people up close they can see up your sleeve and they can see all the torn pieces up your sleeve and if that happens well then you have to resort to plan B and Plan B is what we call taking care of business handsome Jack style

Channel: Tjokanche

Views: 426,316

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Id: yCn4ZHzSHkw

Length: 4min 50sec (290 seconds)

Published: Wed May 04 2016