LVL 1,000,000 GIANT CROC vs TINY FISH! - Feed and Grow

all my life I've had the same question what do you think fish sex is like yep lucky for me we're about to find out welcome back to feed and grow fish I played this game like 20 times over the last year but I've got a fish sex update what does that mean wave beam yeah let me educate we're going to watch your Nemo hump Nemo so they added fish survival you start in an egg you get pooped out by your mum you hatch you eat food you grow you find a mate you get some fish sex going on that that's where we get our answers then you have your own babies you've got to protect them it's the circle all right it's really cool all right I have to hatch all my brothers and sisters have hatched clearly they're ahead of me they're more developed I'm the embarrassment of the family just like real life all right now it's my turn to hatch come on time to break free and explore the world oh I'm alive I'm a baby look out dumb oh look alright brothers and sisters let's explore the world please please don't leave me I want to be left alone so it works mostly like the game used to work you have to eat food you grow but now you've also got to worry about eating enough food so you don't starve and now you get to have crazy awesome fish sex so come on brothers and sisters let's see everything life has to offer my God look at all those terrifying fish Jesus Christ the Marlin no a brother sisters holy [ __ ] thank you us pink out Oh shouldn't we have a mother to protect this where you guys with a laughter life Barry and Larry and I guess we do have a mother yeah where are you your kids just got eaten [ __ ] your kids just got eat all right well I guess it's up to us now guys let's explore the world and let's try not to die hey so I do have to worry about hunger I'm gonna starve to death seriously mother you should be getting me food look at me do I look like I can fend for myself of course not I'm basically your fetus okay I can eat these things because I'm little so this is what I've got to eat come on go to keep topped up on these chopped up on these come on I'm starving to death my health is going dear this is very scary yeah yeah stuff you've been alive for two seconds don't good we we'll never have fish sex unless you start eating come on [ __ ] there we go yummy I live to fight another day or I live to have awesome fish that's another day I can't wait to lose my fish virginity God be careful though I am a little [ __ ] I will be eaten okay let's stick the starfish's they don't fight back I just sit there and take it goddamn I really look like I'm biting a weird location right beast on level 3 oh my god I evolved into an actual fish I hit puberty alright we still have to worry about food but now we might be able to go feast on things you know is this is this a dead that a dead animal oh it's a dead crab no it's an alive crab but I reckon I can fight it come on kill okay it's way bigger than me let's [ __ ] off but I'm level 4 now oh I will for life still scary got to be careful of the other fish you know what I'm just going to shoot my shot I'm just gonna bang fish begin the romance music yeah I paid for a band there just outside I knew this was going to be special come on ok look here oh I'm hiding me babe I'm hot oh is this what fish sex is like me that was awesome yes you would have happen someday let's bang again I'm up for second just a quickie so I want what a quickie ahh three eggs screw us two more I'm addicted to this sex is awesome I'm upside down I'm in another dimension right now I got 5 eggs or some [ __ ] wait I'm the female holy [ __ ] my eggs are about to hatch I could oh oh I'll just drop them off I have seven babies [Music] oh come on my children oh wait okay I'm gonna starve to death so I'm gonna leave you real quick I was gonna get some food really quick oh my god the Barracudas eating my babies okay disgust oh oh I ate some food though I'm not hungry let's please come on I have one child left come on come on little Timmy dog who's little Timmy you're my favorite anyway the rest of them go get [ __ ] holy [ __ ] all my babies legitimately died my god that is not okay I'm not a good mother come on oh [ __ ] no Timmy look look actually Timmy yeah let's run away here we go Timmy here's some food come a little fill up come on mama we'll break it up for you come on little Timmy it's a food oh mama so proud growing up so fast sweetheart oh my god what has happened to me ah so this big scary fish everywhere she's caught Timmy run go Jimmy run okay yeah come for me Marlon oh my god he ate me run Timmy oh god no if I hadn't known fish sex would lead to this much heartbreak I never would have got laid I am legitimately upset it's time to live again wait I see a giant fish over there a giant dead shark if I eat that I'll go up about four thousand levels okay for some reason there's an insane amount of food at the top of the ocean I'm literally gonna go have some babies so I'm going to go find a mate then I'm going to take my babies to that food there where my sexy studs that come on I want some baby put babies in made I've set myself to challenge I really want to get a kid to being adult shouldn't be this hard but come here sweetheart come here yes let us make babies that doesn't make a lot of babies and this is good fun and enjoying my time here seven eggs I'm gonna hold on to you and holy [ __ ] bro good thing okay well that's the level million jillion fish I knew there was a big one cuz of the update I wish I could players that maybe it's babies wouldn't get eaten I'm heading straight for this meat there's so much meat at the surface we should be able to eat like kings okay I have nine eggs so I'm gonna have my babies oh wait I just realized there a hook at a fall to the ground well see you when you get bored I'm gonna go down hopefully they come up and see me where'd my babies go yeah where my babies goddamnit I lost my babies on a here now come on my children to the surface we will eat like kings there's no way that if they eat all this food they don't go in to be an adult today come on come on my children feast but come on my pretties I will break the food up for you let's go but I've finally been a good mama I'm a single mother of nine children but I'm making it work feast and grow feast and grow my children well like I don't want to brag all nine of my kids are alive let's do this let's count ah okay there's eight of you what I'm one dying's okay when you grow though do you grow at all I don't want to be your mother forever you've got to go be independent [ __ ] I hate all of you except Timmy rest in peace holy [ __ ] no it's finally eating look at him freeze kill one of them grow up look at my little baby wait I can meet with it now Jesus Christ Danny is more messed up than I ever intended oh okay I'm going to have all the eggs hopefully they come back up at some point so how many have grown up I've got seven left so one of them's grown up cool cool cool cool oh and every time they level up I get a new coin look at them all oh I'm so proud I'm a good mother I am so proud of all of you I'm so proud of all seven of them have grown up I can tell because that's how many points I've got all right I've had enough pooping out eggs I'm a successful mom I'm going to raise these three to adulthood and then I think it's time over time oh look they're growing now oh look at him I'm so proud of you sweetie I'm so proud eat up there's one left eat you little [ __ ] you thought you're the runt of the litter you little laser beam you laser beam fish the bush [ __ ] [ __ ] oh we finally grew up he did look at him he's gorgeous now I had 11 children oh my body is ruined but I guess at the end of the day we did find out what fish sex is like I've got another question what is fish death look like just kidding already know that but let's do it again I want to go fight is giant crocodile there's no way I finished this video without Blake's pot nothing yo look at it that thing's monstrous crime he flew this thing yeah I think they added like crazy prehistoric creatures in the update at some point you'll be able to play that 100% that thing's got to be like level of bajillion it doesn't even want to eat me like I'm just not even worth what is this [ __ ] work in progress what does that mean yeah I'm like not even worth it to this dude he's so big he just doesn't even want to eat me I'm a fighter though I'm gonna mess you up sweater oh look at his mouth you're gonna eat that shark man look at him first holy [ __ ] buddy what he doesn't stand a chance against me let's get him family Oh a couple of my children have come to help me let's eat him we can do it as a family holy [ __ ] you actually can't you can't bite me I'm too I'm too quick I'm probably going to starve to death before he dies day come on kill the level bajillion fish it can take me where I starve to death before I can kill it oh I finally I had more time cuz I got ya I could've done it [ __ ] I just ran out of time that's [ __ ] I built the like button if you want me to be your mum I'm a pretty good mum you're all a bunch of buddy lets you check out his video and as always here's Bella when's our god lanes will be nice mate drop the bass

Channel: LazarBeam

Views: 6,088,785

Rating: 4.9044456 out of 5

Keywords: gameplay, funny moments, funny, gaming, feed and grow, fish, lvl, 1000, 1000000, giant, croc, crocodile, animal, babies, update, game, games, fish simulator, simulator, pc, indie game, pc game, fish feed and grow, giant shark, let's play, video game, lazar, lazarbeam

Id: XkRNa1l576M

Length: 10min 4sec (604 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 04 2017