Louis CK Explains...Why Fat Bob Kelly Is An Idiot

together down the cellar last night and it just it was literally a couple minutes of man socks what's up how you doing and then nice shirt yeah [ __ ] stupid and then it's just [ __ ] unraveled it was just it was the most efficient and capable of just keep on that moments and emotion but that's about it it's not true it's really not true man we I I mean it's weird I've had some where I think were the most them we just don't do it in public Oh God talk to a [ __ ] him I've talked to you know I've talked to Patrice I mean some serious deep I think we're [ __ ] crazy that's one of the things that [ __ ] us is that was we have so was so emotional we have such [ __ ] light skin it's like [ __ ] the crust of a of a [ __ ] tapioca pudding it's just [ __ ] mushy douchebags we are he's thin-skinned analogies brings it back to food a little brown sugar on it if you're writing a book with Bobby but I hope that someone is uh doing the spell check it was very sad yesterday we were all telling each other before the normal and you know it's always nice when Matt frost called me but when you get a text from Bob Kelly can you read that right there under the photo II wish we could you can't get his glasses can I guess it by your squinting Wow Anthony Andy weren't radio they don't know you can't say they can't say wait you can't read that no I can I have to squint though you want really bad yeah just what I really under the picture I cut off glasses under the readers squinting it just now it just hurts he pet yeah just he passed Jim yeah but do you understand what he wrote there now don't ya let's see if he does pas to Jesus Christ she wrote I'm sorry that our friend passed away and I [ __ ] up on spelling you nerd no I wish I met you back in high school I would have beat the [ __ ] out of you and took your money this is not just because Patrice died that doesn't explain you being monumentally stupid [Laughter] yeah I wrote it I wrote it on the iPhone the iPhone [ __ ] you can blame the III do that sometimes I'm like [ __ ] and spellcheck I get the call from Matt I wrote I want I turned on to make sure that he knew and I just wrote for him because I didn't know if he knew because he was on the ride oh no fancy phone I wrote that and it just did that and I was in bed and what am I gonna do but I I will I [ __ ] up I apologize Jim for not spelling I told my kids this morning about Patrice and uh you know and I listened to because I told I told them I'm going here afterwards and then all his friends are gonna be here and and so I turn it on and there's [ __ ] buzz he hears the Bobby that he's a father just left yeah I turn on it and Bobby's he's not even saying anything he's just in the [ __ ] world the [ __ ] seller last night he's just telling a story he could be saying anything he said want the [ __ ] salad and [ __ ] what's-his-name and [ __ ] he's not upset he's not [ __ ] that comes out of his can't enjoy people emotion about their [ __ ] past friends right like why does this person cuz it sounds crazy no of course if you don't listen to it all the time it's like what's wrong with this Huey it's beyond Tourette's it's like that's so odd because here when he was here talking into the mic didn't you don't realize it because he do it on the radio if you really especially with children right but I explained to them that the Patrice and Bobby and I came from Boston and that there was I told him what it's like to do comedy there that there's drunk Irish people I'm getting them I'm getting them I'm teaching them stereotypes the Irish Bostonians get wasted and they just and they sing nine and hey you got a chance at offstage and so people had different ways to survive that and bobbies whiskey I'd explain to the kids the difference between like a try and tell a story so I went to the store and the guy there was really mean to me nobody's listening to throwing stuff at you because a [ __ ] charging through they can spell better than Bobby I heard that they called you a nerd because of how he spelled pass halfs test yeah pas see you're a nerd like you only Bill Gates and the Stephen Hawking and Jim Norton know how to spell [ __ ] [Laughter] everybody makes the long and complicated [Laughter] there's no silent yeah he spells yeah why a yeah so the same thing to you yoshua nor on and it's not a spellcheck thing now blames it all the time over to the T it's a whole other part of the somebody [ __ ] up you know you're right and I wish I would have called him on that did annoy me when he said spellcheck you know there's more letters and the other one we all use two different defenses yeah it was spelt of course I know - Jim spellcheck he also said that he was laying in bed so I was like yeah you can't spell when you're lying about when you lose no way then you're at the mercy back up films and tell them you have a guy in your casa can't spell [Laughter] I'm finished Mari spelling the words right that's his thing is the fat consonants [ __ ] pencil and I wrote [ __ ] what feeling are you emphasize the visual you turning down the radio three daughters this I always want to listen to this show but I Drive my daughter's to school and I always I always ride in the volume but with him who's just and not sometimes I let it go yeah curses in the but I don't Mike and I'm uh I do it for a living so I don't mind my girls know it earlier than a lot of kids their age but that was you know Jesus this is no call for that sense it's like offensive because even when he could two views column with uh what bill bar he's like [ __ ] he couldn't just say bill it was college he's so insecure he doesn't think he exists if he's not making a big explosive because he feels like he's shrinking string is feel like he's moving the needle on life at all he's gonna kill himself terrifyingly I wish he was still kids how like in New York dog Ian Cesare harder in a whole other way in in Boston it's like you're gonna get your ass kicked and people are gonna scream but here they're just deathly intelligently quiet it's unnerving when you come from Boston and so when a guy like him comes and I described the guy like Bobby sputtering and cursing on stage in New Yorkers just cringing going what's this guy doing in his face is turning red he's [ __ ] now bald face is too [ __ ] and cursing as a way of pausing was he's really he's too stupid to collect a lot of thoughts in a row he's like thinking like next please next please never come into my brain the opposite of Patrice who could command and then he talked and then you'd be quiet and you'd wait for yeah yeah but Bobby's like supposed to be paused equivalent of dot dot dot silence between words and no air between bytes Kelly on the phone just talking about you you've been jerking off to this the whole time you love being talked about my feelings in my hairs anything about how you look or just your basic you said it's balls back well after he said I hope your kids are listening right now he's walking away putting his phone and he's trying to pull up his pants like a road out that ranch just so cuz we just make it fun out toxic so that's why you hung red hair har [Laughter]

Channel: Consumerblues

Views: 626,327

Keywords: Louis CK, Bobby Kelly, Colin Quinn, Jim Norton, Joe Derosa, Kurt Metzger, Jim Florentine, Opie and Anthony, Patrice Oneal, Comedy

Id: bFaKwNx_6dc

Length: 13min 32sec (812 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 07 2012