Loretta Lynn On 60 Minutes Uncut

well Loretta Lynn has been called the greatest female singer songwriter of the 20th century [Music] the Torah is most comfortable with a much simpler type coalminers door [Music] but there's nothing really simple about Loretta as we discovered when we spent some time with her don't ever come in on me while I'm writing a song because I'm not myself I'm the person that I'm writing about you got to do that you got to be the person to write it she started out live in a coal miners cabin that was a greatest house and butcher holler and ended up living a civil war mansion whether she's shooting a music video in Memphis or winning a pair of well-deserved Grammy Awards in Los Angeles when your dream will get a Grammy diddly no ma'am when you're looking at Loretta Lynn you most certainly are looking at country I had fixed chicken and dumplings made homemade bread and he left there with a loaf of homemade bread and stick of butter he said this is the best bread I've ever eaten in my life it makes real music she writes lyrics that are about real things [Music] in the end that wins out over everything I'm Mike Wallace 60 minutes uncut with Loretta Lynn tonight I know are you contagious including footage and outtakes you've never seen before those jeans look very good right now you do too on CMT I think he's handsome I do I've told everybody born dirt-poor and butcher Hollow Kentucky's 70 years ago Loretta Lynn was married at the age of 13 to a man who fathered four kids with her by the time she was 18 and then he managed her career into Nashville stardom beating her up occasionally and cheating on her more often along the way a lot of us will remember these highlights of Loretta Lynn's early years from the oscar-winning movie coal miners daughter she's had a stunning career 55 top-ten hits and 27 number ones peak she played 200 shows a year and has rediscovered recently if you want to find the still reigning Queen and country music her big pink tour bus is the best place to look is Mack here there is a dam right here you're the one waiting for what do you say good looking how about oh not on the boat well wherever oh the Coal Miner's Daughter is back in the headlines again she's got two brand-new Grammys for her brand new album Van Leer Rose that debuted at number 24 on the Billboard Pop charts just ahead of Janet Jackson but not all the recent reports have been good news this picture Loretta Lynn battles deadly illness rushed to hospital cancels concert you know I wouldn't have been out there singing if I was dead a touch of double pneumonia cannot stop Loretta Lynn but talking to 60 minutes worried her a lot people tell me you're scared yeah here's one I'm Freya I know so much about your past oh he did oh yeah so we're gonna straighten people out about I mean so many people have tried to figure you out Loretta oh really button I just asked me so we did why you keep worry I like it I am I'm a worker if I was home I would be in the garden let me talk about the garden for a minute right I'm trying to find out about the compulsive they're falling you're like this the sense of pleasing people I hope I please the people but but I you know I don't have to work but I love the work and I'm just not lazy I can't I can't sit down I hate to be married to you what because I mean you're you're well you are too damn right there you go du pays the pot that's true seven years old no sign of slowing down it's easy to see what Loretta loved Wallach singing about the ups and downs of her colorful life [Music] [Music] sure [Music] this is the house we thought was a mansion just the way Loretta tells it there were only 3 job options in butcher Hollow Kentucky moonshine the coal mine or moving on down the line this was a mansion I thought so let's take a look like the song says her father chose the coal mine there's a lot of running here well for tanika's pretty close she had seven brothers and sisters we only had two bids it was a hard life for always no indoor plumbing no electricity and never enough heat and up here this is how our house was papered this is for insulation is that it well yes all the snow was flying in and sometimes it would get through no matter what some members of Loretta's family made her light even harder than it had to be your granddad told you you were not pretty yeah that stuck with me all my life so I never did think I was pretty are you pretty now I do the best I can do appreciate you tell me it was here in this cold cramped cabin that Loretta learned to sing mommy set me on a road show on a machine that's where she taught me how to sing taught you how to sing she would learn me those songs and she'd set me up on the sewing machine let me go through some motions like that oh where are you going my pretty bird I am going to the woods I am good no all little actions and everything so that's when you began to sing uh-huh just when I was a little girl Loretta's life is full of surprising twists and turns and the latest is a doozy who could have predicted that a 70 year old semi-retired great-grandmother from butcher Hollow Kentucky would get together with the 20-something guitar slinging Detroit punk rocker named Jack white and put out the Grammy winning best country album of the year this unlikely marriage has brought Loretta a brand new audience [Music] TV news when was the last time a 70 year old great-grandmother got a video spun and TV and the songs all of them written by her tell tales of the ups and the downs of her own life [Music] tell me like this one called Portland Oregon a duet with Jack White about the joys and the perils of a one-night stand [Music] Jack white Jack why he's a hardcore rock'n roller and I was amazed when all of a sudden the two of you hit it off do you know what he's a little old country boy from Detroit and how much he made on his last record will not even go over that because he I mean he could bind him Detroit probably maybe not buy it outright but total record sales of around seven million would provide a respectable downpayment so how did Jack white voted one of the top 20 guitarists of all time by Rolling Stone magazine how did he get together with down-home Loretta it happened by chance the jacket is partner mega just finished recording a new album in Memphis they were driving home and we saw a science that Loretta Lynn's dude ranch we drove into the property and we saw the house we couldn't believe it like oh like this that's where she lives so the White Stripes dedicated their next album to Loretta Lynn by way of thanks Loretta invited the stripes over for dinner well I had him and Meg down to eat with me I had fixed chicken and dumplings and made homemade bread yeah and he left there with a loaf of homemade bread and stick of butter he said this is the best bread I've ever eaten in my life the best bread you've ever had in your life let me tell you get a recipe if you can that loaf of bread opened the door to there touring and recording together we have a really good relationship it's really good the way we connect to each other it's kind of that feeling you know when you meet somebody and you you just kind of feel like you've known them forever as you can see the feeling is mutual I love you baby too this is my baby Loretta opened her heart and her home to young Jack which is how Jack white came upon a treasure trove of never recorded Loretta Lynn songs I was wandering around her house looking for something to steal take home wasn't looking she caught me looking through these old song books I pick one up I just like this one like that don't look like that and I go at this and say what's that lemon and she said one of my farmers memories like that song Jack found in her notebook became the title track of her new CD Van Leer roads the song which she had written about a mother of beauty from the town of Van Leer Kentucky Van Leer Rose that's her I rode you back my mommy yeah I wrote about my money yeah give me some of the lyrics to Van Leer wrote one of my fondest memories was sitting on my daddy's knee listening to the stories that he told he'd pull out that old photograph like a treasured memory from the past and say child this year is the family road oh she was the belle of Johnson County from Ohio River to Big Sandy Beauty to be home like a diamond in the cold oh the miners they would gather around talk about the man that came to town right under their nose no part of the family rose she was I I have to say my mommy was a rose Loretta's life not only inspired her songs it also inspired Jack White when we come back he'll tell us how Loretta Lynn uncut 60-minute special is brought to you by rice-a-roni [Music] fastest way to cap off over 1 billion but one lifetime of bliss combo one is side of organ music you do usually good and fast don't go together until now new racer Oni Express 90 seconds from pounce to plate it's really good really fast got any cash racer Oni Express good and fast view boxing presents be weightless when you came home last night we've been out with Loretta Lynn the once and future queen of country music has influenced many musicians in her long career [Music] but none as profoundly as Jack White of the White Stripes he says that seeing the film Coal Miner's Daughter is a boy made him want to become a musician - how old are you now 29 and you were six years old when you saw Coal Miner's Daughter band I fell in love immediately somehow somehow that young a six year old I don't know how that happened but it did something about it was um I think really American to me or something at the time I think it was really proud that that was a place that was in America that you could that could exist from Detroit maybe it was just enough coal dust in the air and destroy his life he told me could have turned out way different happened I got accepted to Seminary in Wisconsin and I was going to become a priest at the last second I thought I'll just go to public school what drove you from the church I had just gotten a new amplifier in my bedroom but I didn't think I was allowed to take it with me [Music] coalminers daughter released back in 1980 showed that Loretta's road to the top had a lot of hard turns the first when the Reta met 21 year old Doolittle Lynn she was just 13 I'm gonna kiss you goodnight and you've been just before and he kissed me but I'd never been kissed before one month later they were married but the honeymoon was an ugly affair he had taken you to bed yeah and did you know what you were doing no I had no idea what was going on I know one thing I didn't like what was going on baby it's just a little rough the first time I saw you seemed too rough on you well you better get used to it darling because that's what a damn marriage can't hit me around you know smack men hit me bloody noses and blue eyes and stuff like that I'm telling you things that's never been told before lord have mercy I mean not face-to-face okay but this is what happened Loretta and do move from Kentucky to Washington State settle down and one night listening to Loretta sing the kids to sleep do saw or rather heard dollar signs Loretta first told the story on CBS back in 1975 and that's sang the top my boy so he come in one day and he says well I think I've been listening to music and I think you're just as good singers are better than some of the girls singers out making money says this is what we're going to try so Doolittle Lynn went out and bought his young wife a $17 Sears Roebuck guitar well you know Lord is a real talented person and I I doubt if you get to held her back you know what I you know I'm glad that she gives me a credit for helping her in her career and I've tried real hard you know not knowing anything about that business not knowing anything about that business meant that in 1960 do and Loretta piled into their old mercury and they hit the road driving from one radio station to another coast-to-coast personally peddling her records to DJ's and refusing to take no for an answer it was really the pusher to get me to do something he'd have to push me onstage I was so bashful she was a great songwriter and kept working at it and driving around and giving her records to radio stations and then you know it's real that's the way it's supposed to happen not that you need some manager our lawyer at a bar and LA and he's got a friend who works at the movie studio and all of a sudden you're a star and famous for no one for no reason it was a business plan the battle plan that eventually worked when did you decide that you should be writing all your own songs I thought you have to write the same you know I thought everybody that saying wrote their songs so first song I ever wrote was number one it was honky-tonk girl and by 1967 she'd reached the top of the music charts he shouldn't see and do went out and bought a civil war mentioned with her money you know this good-looking house I always loved that old house they had two more children and filled that old house with gold records and souvenirs of her travels with you yeah how long ago Oh how's my first start singing Loretta's fame brought commercial endorsements is this a kitchen where you did the Crisco commercial and cameras into her kitchen is this where I did my Crisco commercial just miss supper but you're in time for dessert it's crystal that makes a crest of flaky even on the bottom and you'll ever taste anything better than your grandma's Crisco cooker unless he marries the crystal cook light was good at least it seemed that way but you know something I've never got to live here maybe three or four days at a time and never yet because because I was on the road it pained her that life on the road kept her from her children but it was also a way to get away from do who taken to drinking hard and living even harder do was a real good man to take the truth if he's a good hard worker had a real good heart on he was a good man he just had that little thing about me you know that would set him off you right from your heart yes I write whatever is bothering me at the time and nobody believes that they said Loretta you're gonna get in trouble one day because dudes gonna understand that you're writing about him when we come back we'll find out just what song she wrote about her life was due and what kind of trouble it brought her life on the road was hard on Loretta not be out there next month but being at home with her husband ooh wasn't easy either you look like that picture out in Washington and develop it really uh-huh I was 26 years old there she couldn't live with him she couldn't live without him either this is this is my bed this is your bed uh-huh there's only room for one there well we haven't got all pulled out there but despite their troubles Loretta stood by her man there's a fella yeah that was dude what in the world persuaded her to stay with do I think something funny she always says about Tammy Wynette you know Tammy Wynette has a song stand by your man Loretta is always saying to leave your man know and they were the opposite that hurt em used to say you know you should record my songs and I should record yours what what you write particularly would do it mine well I wrote don't come home and drinkin was loving on your mind [Music] and you're mine that reality-based tune got Loretta her very first gold record the first gold record any female country singer everyone to Jack White it was one more proof of Loretta's amazing talent I think that Loretta Lynn is the greatest female singer songwriter of the 20th century where did that come probably who else is more important than her at that time in the 60s coming from the south to write songs like don't come home with drinking with love on your mind a fist city the pill rated X over and over again she was breaking down barriers and walls for women left and right and doing it right under everybody's nose that she have any idea that she was doing that no there's a DES astray that's but that's the beauty of Loretta you think that you talk to her and you assume that this there's no way she could possibly know how you know how clever are important this certain thing is she's talking about but then she'll turn around and she'll give you kind of look in your eye and you kind of think there's a brilliance underneath there [Music] it was a time when the women's rights movement was just taking off Loretta became known to some as the hillbilly feminist [Music] you think you're hot stuff she was writing these songs her south and breaking down walls that the ultimate feminism without really coming across that way people were almost coming across to novelty sense in one and on one side of it it's a great trick she really tricked people into hearing her opinion about situations like that and those were the same opinions that women all over America were having you ain't woman enough to take my man hit the top of the charts back in 1966 Loretta remembers why she wrote the song as if it was yesterday and I wrote you ain't woman enough take my man because there was a an old gal that didn't live too far from us her name was and I hope you're listening you old bag she was going to do little my little girl walked off the bus and what y'all laughing about this is the truth she can't do nothing about it can she she never forgets their names either she was talking about one of them one time it's like what if her name was Mary Jones I'll never forget her she was blah blah blah in this one city and town she never forgets them they're really funny if sometimes we were recording these songs and she'd whisper this one's about Mary Jones met my little girl come off the school bus it says mama she was crying I said what honey this old girl is driving the school buses her and daddys in love and they're gonna get married I said oh I found out who it was Doolittle was stepping hi he had me over at my house telling me that that's all a line this and I could I could see that she has a line and do too I just thought well Paige they deserve each other but that was the end of that now I want you guys to know one thing us girls would never sing a song like that if there wasn't some old girl after you we want you to know your wife loves you see and if she gets a hold of this old guy she'll kill her she won't have a her left in her head that's how I felt see they feel the same way sometimes it seems like Loretta's fighting for equal rights and sometimes it just seems like she's spoiling for a fight [Music] the kill baking your eggs around him [Music] fresh butter in a garbage can that's why do you look like to me what I see [Music] go to this when we covered your concert you made it quite obvious that you still hold a grudge against dues old girlfriends you bet what do you mean that's why I still write something well you know I still write songs about the old girlfriends too and that's good they're still making me money you know that's what fish City was all about you've been making your brags around town that you've been eleven my man but the man I love when he picks up trash he puts it in a garbage can that's why do you look like to me what I see is a pity you better close your face and stay out of my way if you don't want to go to fist city have you ever taken a fist or a lady well I have had a few fights over yeah you have what happens if you get the first lick in your okay if you don't get the first lick and you don't it's not too good [Music] what do you think about fidelity in marriage I think if you're married I really believe you ought to be faithful you were always always repeat always faithful to do well why not I didn't know I'm not asking why over wiser well after the after a duet was doing some of the things he's doing I threatened him you know I said well I want to go do the same thing well that kind of bothered him he just started paying a little bit more attention to where he was sending me and who I was with fact is many of the writers most powerful songs were inspired by turbulent times with her husband do as with that new song Portland Oregon about a time when Loretta tried to make her womanizing husband jealous by pretending to have an affair with their guitarist Cal Smith I got kale I said let's go down to the bar and act like we're getting drunk knack like we're happy we were lovers boy I've hated that ever since and we sat down in a little table just me and cow I said now cow I don't know what you drank I don't know if you even drink but I'm gonna order something like punch because I don't drink thanks he said well slow Gin Fizz may not be too bad I said ok I'll have one of them so I drunk that slow Gin Fizz and I said I'll have another and then we were playing you know the song remembers that traumatic night on the road when her husband do pointed his gun at the udder after the show I went in to go to the bathroom and I seen that shark curtain move a little bit scared me to death so I opened the shark shower do stood with a quart of whiskey in one hand and a gun pointed right at me a loaded pistol and if I'd have been in there with cows smith me too killed her smoke i said that's too close for comfort dude don't you ever do this again in 1996 Doolittle Lynn's hard living life finally caught up with him and Loretta's only husband her only boyfriend died of complications from diabetes he loved him still [Music] what's to love what's in love I've been seriously if he I think if you hold it if he sleeps around if he's a drunk if he whacks on you what's the point of staying together well I was raised if you get married you stay you know you don't pop from one man to another dews death hit her hard she stopped performing and fell into a deep depression I was losing it you know really losing my mind really because you know how when you lose somebody that you've been with 48 years you know mm-hmm and he he was not just my husband he is my dad he was everything you know he was if I didn't do anything less I asked him I didn't she turned her loss into a brand-new country classic one of her most moving songs she calls it miss being mrs. here is the female vocalists of all time Loretta Lynn [Applause] one hell of a norms that once every so time I took God and put it on my ride beyond mrs. tonight Oh missus tonight [Music] how long's and somebody's kissed you Wilson's do that really really kiss me to mean anything a long time you miss it wouldn't you there's no doubt Beretta remains a national treasure but how is it the country radio and the CMA Awards ignored her new album we'll have some answers when we come back it's 1 800 CMA fest are online at CMA fest calm or Chicot master calm you have radiance [Music] like Johnny Cash and George Jones before her Loretta Lynn has seen her record sales and her popularity go up and go down but when the Country Music Association ignored her new album at the reward ceremony last year fact is we were shocked this new album you did with Jack White huh it was wonderfully received by the critics I mean no acclaimed by the critics even even a Rolling Stone magazine but not a single Country Music Association nomination how come well you know they I think Nashville always felt that I was a little bit corny I was a little too dumb to country I think that's what they think if you think that's crazy listen to this country radio obsessed with youth and beauty won't give her new album the time of day [Music] [Applause] but it's not because she's controversial because she's old and country radio won't play the record and you know I'm talking to people at the label and her management I said what's going on why isn't country radio playing this and you know they're playing a save a horse ride a cowboy 20 times a day and they can't play Miss B and missus or Portland Oregon once a day for the Loretta Lynn for goodness sake I mean they don't respect their their elders but why is that happening why is that happening that this legend can make such a great achievement in country radio can ignore it and the CMAs can ignore it do you think she she's worked by it you know I thought today when I was coming here I thought if somebody was on TV show like there may be a female anchor person or something but they got too old and they were told like you're not pretty anymore you're too old to do this job they'd sue you know yeah who's Loretta gonna sue when the country radio tells her she's too old to play her music she still is pretty she's gorgeous yeah you know I convinced me one crowd you'll never have to convince of Loretta Lynn's greatness are her fellow musicians I'd like to introduce a woman that I think is the greatest female singer songwriter of the 20th century miss Loretta Lynn when Nashville threw a party for Van Lear Rose everyone showed up redneck women gretchen wilson and terri clark country rocker Steve Earle and Kix Brooks who said that he wasn't surprised the musical pairing had worked you say Loretta and white stripes together somebody asked me oh man is that weird I'm like you know you could say Loretta and anybody and it would work you know and there's only a handful of people you know cash could do that or or Tammy or Willie Nelson but I mean you can pretty much count it on one hands to where it makes sense and all you can do is look forward to it when you hear about her to collaborate with anybody it's just so cool I love her she's she's one of our true treasures Lee Ann Womack put it best I was sitting there listening to it thinking heard music like this years and I didn't even realize it I didn't even realize how long in advance inside heard music of that quality and I just thought they made a remarkable record together that remarkable album came together in a surprisingly hasty fashion every one of them songs a song one time and I was upset because I didn't sing them more because I thought that I could did better and I know it could you saying he recorded him and did the next one there's four musicians he had four musicians come down from Detroit Michigan put him in the studio and he's told him what songs I was going to sing I went in the studio and they had their tracks so I just started singing then I went on through him one time one song at a time never sang for us Jack's mono was worked fast and play hard he threw that and he brought in trusted friends he'd worked with before a band named simply Blanche provided acid trying dirt Powell's fiddled around on his banjo at the greenhorns let the sessions the garage rock pump but the truly magical ingredient was found on every page of Loretta's old song books I wish I had a year to go through every one of these notebooks but the first 10 songs she pulled out and gave me were brilliant we did all of whom we did all of them we did eight in the first day and you were worried about it I was kind of worried about it because Tory had marketer done better you know but the way it's selling way it's doing I'm not going to complain Jack I'm not gonna complain in the age difference between you and the red is what forty years or years ever a problem no never never I think that her youth inside of her my old-timer inside of me somewhere meet in the middle lady hazard so hope she really has she's also I think we both are how come you my parents grew up in the depression and I think that if that attitude kind of permeated me like over and over again that there was always something that was done a little bit better than it could be done in a modern way you know modern recording techniques as opposed to the way it's really supposed to be done I think that's evident with this record laughs it will sell this sounds so real relevant us back to sounding real again real may not have impressed the folks at the CMA Awards but real was good enough for the folks at the Grammys who nominated Loretta five times for her work on Van Leer rose and awarded her two Grammys one for best country duet for Portland Oregon and one for best country album for Van Leer Rose whenever dream will get a Grammy Diddley no ma'am we just figure to go out and do a little album sing a little bit forget it and it's been a hit and we're happy it was a sweet comeback victory for Loretta who'd last won a Grammy in 1971 for after the fire is gone with Conway Twitty me and Conway Twitty it's great and now it's min jack did it ever occur to you that you'd wind up working with her no no I never I think when we first played a song together on stage the first time we played together was on stage and I saw pictures of it and I'm smiling so much recognizing that the impossibility of someone from me from Detroit coming in and getting to do something like that with her of course I never dreamed of it you know I dreamed of it of course I dream to be laying around dreaming of things but you never never think that would happen Loretta's singing partners have been a fascinating bunch from Jack White and Conway Twitty to Frank Sinatra more about that when we come back [Music] thousand five CMT Music Awards coming up next only on CMT every day I see how hard it is you sang with Sinatra yes our song was Frank and I thought I would die because he doesn't sing with many people but Frank Sinatra wanted to sing with Loretta Lynn and being Frank Sinatra he wanted to do it his way only problem was Loretta was country and Frank was pop when it did Frank's not the show I thought oh my god this is gonna be the death of me you were nervous yeah I was nervous tricked this song that he had me doing was his first record all but nothing wrong and I never knew it I didn't know it how was I supposed to know that or nothing at all or nothing all it was hard for me to hear a lot of the pop music because well I listened to the country music so Frank come to see me and I said Frank me and combo he's got a brand new record out right now he's number one called Mississippi woman Louisiana man and I said that over all or nothing but all I've never heard of it let's do let's do mine and conway's and he looked at me he smiled he was very nice to me he smiled and he said Loretta when you have a show called Loretta and friends we will do a Mississippi woman in Louisiana man and Kroy what I say but do you know what I went through that song with him and never made a Bible really I was scared to death that maybe one of the few times Loretta Lynn has been scared mostly she's a woman unafraid to speak her mind she is political Loretta has tirelessly campaigned for both big George and little George as she fondly calls the two of them she counts them both as friends you're a big fan of George W Bush yes you are a Republican born and bred yes but I'd like ireally vote for the man I voted for Jimmy Carter but you won't find any photos of President Jimmy Carter on Loretta's tour bus so yeah I'm for I'm for the bushes she may be loyal but she's beginning to have her doubts about some George W Bush policies I understand that you wrote a song and sang a song called dear Uncle Sam during the Vietnam yes I did a lot of folks back then thought it was an anti-war song yeah and I'm told that you have begun singing it more yeah I have been and I really have been they've been hollering for it well of course they have it started out with your Uncle Sam I know you're a busy man but the night I write to you through tears with the trembling hand my darlin left me when he got that call from you I know you really need him but you don't need him like I do better really love my country but also love my man he proudly wears two cups of the old red white and blue well I wear a hearty since he left me for you well what is it that why are we in Iraq I really don't know what had little George done you know I'd like to ask him then and what made us go so fast more we've lost a lot of guys we was one of my kids well I'd be up there asking him now you know and I'm sure every mother would as hard as she is on the president Loretta Lynn can be just as hard on herself your biggest mistakes if I would have known what I know now I don't know if I would have went into the singing business I don't know do could have talked me into it or not so what are you saying that you I've missed out so much on I love my family you know and I love babies and I love to be with my kids and I missed out on my twins growing up so much mm-hmm Loretta may have some regrets about the career do made for her but she is still taking his advice he chucked it before he died as long as you can don't leave the road he said you know whether after he was going to not stop singing [Music] Jack white fur one is amazed as a stamina [Music] [Applause] she won't stop she will not sit down sit still for a minute she keeps going she's still her age now 17 I think whatever she says she's still touring it's still touring it's like if she makes me want to take a break and she's telling me how I'll guide you Jack you never sit still off who are you talking to already you have an indestructible voice thank you same for a new personality bless your heart you live it all the way have a good day I do I you know when I hit that stage I have a good time cuz I've been in this business 140 years we grew up together didn't it someone once said about Loretta she may be ignorant but she's not dumb she knows how to take care of herself in more ways than one then you've never smoked never smoked they don't drink don't drink heavens no I can't don't don't fool around no use fooling around ain't got time ain't got time to fool around I've got to sing and write songs and play with my grandbabies then I come home you're never gonna quit no I'm not gonna quit singing as long as that same that's the ending it's amazing if you have a lot have you had a lot of work now never and I know you won't tell me how old you are but I know you are the best look and zip year old are you all listening to this yes how you take you all take just the heart when did you first come across the flesh terms oh my god you ain't gonna believe it that was a day and I went first got to go to tanks feel I got married and I kept telling a minute wait you're 13 years old and dude took it sir we got married and I told him about 11 o'clock I said we went over at 8 o'clock I said I needed to go to the bathroom I was so bashful and so it took me to the bus station well I went into the bus station he said nah he went around to show me where it was at and I went in and I thought I looked at that thing I thought what that is I'll try I said if you ever seen them toilets when you sit down on a mat flush yeah well I sat down on that thing that blast not peed all the way from all the way out the bus depot to the first one you're gonna yeah and it scared me to death they're comfortable it wasn't then I was embarrassed of it [Music]

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