LIVE: Sturgia Bannerlord Campaign Part 5

war what's up guys welcome back we're back this is like the most consistent i've ever been with streaming huh about that how about that what oops oops different game different game all right let's load up the game and uh see where we left off which is getting filthy rich in the game and then um you know rowan or war never changes yo what up staley how's it going finally on time no ruzak you're not on you're not on time i've actually i didn't really uh usually stream at one right i might stream later during the weekdays because most of my viewers are uh us i know you're you're in israel though got patrol now be back soon all right man take it easy stay safe i see you always sitting then standing yeah i uh i have a sitting standing desk i'm your biggest fan appreciate it wakefield appreciate it i've seen you uh wakefield i've seen you around i do appreciate the support europe europe we'll uh we'll get started bruce wayne dude bruce wayne you know rich bruce wayne just dropping five bucks this is like that's like a that's not even a penny to him that's like a quarter of a penny that's that's like nothing to prove bruce wayne appreciate it man thanks for the five whoa come on sexy surgeon wait i think sexy surgeon's gone afk right he's gone missing stream earlier i was up till one this morning because of you well i think most of my viewers are us based or n a based and so it might be better to try to get as many viewers as possible to stream later in the day so that might be worse for some of you uh eu or asian viewers good afternoon sly good afternoon good to see you bud good to see you hello welcome guys welcome back we're back we're back for more to have some war so we might want to start looking into uh getting getting uh the sturgeon vassals under my command under my control from arkansas welcome are kansas south africa i don't know i don't know how to do a south african accent forget i said it uh let's see don't make it later i already got to i already got too little sleep i don't know i don't know i know it doesn't matter when i stream someone's going to get the poop and the stick you know what i mean time for your your stream is fine i just don't get to watch much of the stream because of school well that's what i'm saying like i would stream later so people in school and stuff um they'll be getting out so if i stream at like 4 p.m it's still early for like west coast but better why is he repeating maryland i don't know thank you gus appreciate you all it looks like jesus come on get with the times give it the times that's been stated years ago 1 p.m here it's 2 p.m where i am you're central time hey paula how was your thanksgiving it was good it was really good i had two thanksgivings i celebrated the day before and the day of with different families it was awesome it's 8 pm right now in germany so i'm fine you're from nigeria crazy it's crazy hey thanks for the danish crowns i believe that without a 1069 giggity a respected da-1ko appreciate it bud thank you 2 pm gang let's go keep doing what you're doing paul i'm here for your content not the games i appreciate it toxic immortal denmark yeah denmark dude i'm so denmark if i would love to live in denmark uh now of course i i'd rather live in the u.s but if i had to pick something other than the us i'd probably pick denmark they they've they've got some pretty cool stuff over there hello from georgia the country ah well one georgian to another i live in the state also 8 p.m here 7 p.m nice we got people from all around the world it's 8 pm in poland nice pole that's another great country why denmark uh i like how denmark is um they really care about their culture they really care about their country that kind of stuff and they've got like they're very community based they've got some cool i i just like the their architect they try to preserve their architecture they try to deserve um you know their way of life and that's something i respect same with poland uh just things i admire right polish polish people in here let's go grease me too oh you're from greece that's another country i'd love to visit other a lot of nice people in denmark yeah i like this game scandinavians ireland let's go ireland ireland ireland ireland my granddad is from poland nice from iran nice i'm from space planet terrace 972. all right hell yeah hell yeah that's my favorite planet outside of earth of course lebanon nice minnesota my grandpa is from scotland nice i have a lot of ancestry from scotland apparently france nice i was just watching a video of um the notre dame like uh before the fire so notre dame walk through uh i kind of was like annoyed about the notre dame um the way they have it set up they haven't it almost looks like a museum you know like they've got like little sections where they you can look at like different stuff about when it was built how it was built and stuff i just would prefer it to just be a cathedral you know i but i i'm sure it makes a lot of money sure it makes a lot of money uh from tourists and stuff it's a big tourist attraction burgundy nice burgundy nice i've been playing mountain blade napoleonic wars a lot hell yeah okay hey lebanon gets shout out as worst country i don't think lebanon's the worst country croatia let's go thanks for streaming apollo i had a rough day this kid that i always is always beating me up slapping my headphones from my head and it's landed on my computer and deleted two hours of work and i got four hours detention jeez why did you get detention four hours what the hell what what happened you retaliate or something love from wales all right oh he retracted okay well i still i'm still gonna i'm from where jesus is from you're from um middle east i just got a pc and played 10 hours in the polling total war dang dude dang from new zealand nice mordor mordor middle earth new zealand land hell yeah oh yeah palestine yeah palestine where you're um jesus from school systems uh they are supposed to make sense hello from england cheerio england where it rains all the time let's go england england england england that's another uh well england's not a country but the place i want to visit uk i didn't mean to retract but still love from wales all right he's coming back with more love let's go welsh i think i'm part welsh i think did you know um you know helms deep is in denmark you know that helms hells hells deep in denmark uh [Music] it's not a real play they made it out of styrofoam i'm pretty sure dutch nice nice we got some dutch boys in here let's go prince of orange let's go i'm i'm actually part dutch too let's go dude uh let's see my dreams go to uk or usa ah skip uk go to usa let's go usa and go east coast ecos and go to the historic sites i'm just kidding uk is awesome too go to uk as well are you from alaska no why do you say that i'm from north korea no you're not you lie you're a liar helms deep was styrofoam and wood yeah homestead was a styrofoam uh when you start playing pretty soon i was just giving time for people to join in i'm learning to speak deutsch hope to visit the country one day i want to i want to start learning um french i can um i there's a lot of a lot of languages i want to learn but i just never put in the effort but it's really sad um but yeah the gates the pistou that's all i got that's all i got what is this heart looks like the swiss flag uh because the swiss are nothing but love nothing but love from this bliss will you make your own kingdom that's the plan that's the plan hi from quebec nice quebec let's go when are you going to go independent quebec huh where are you going to break apart from canada let's go let's make it interesting let's make this timeline interesting because right now this timeline sucks well can you do streams early i'd like to watch them fully but i need to sleep ah it doesn't matter what time i stream someone's gonna get the poopy end of the stick you know what i mean like someone's gonna someone's gonna miss out so i'm just gonna probably stream when it's good for me and and go from there hello good streaming day bro from vietnam all right vietnam hell yeah that's cool love the vietnamese wow almost 500k are you talking about my money yeah in the game i have discovered the ways of the blacksmith and i've discovered that it's op as hell hello from brazil brazil brazil that's all i hear from brazilians whenever they uh brazil brazilians uh i don't know if there's like some deal but they a lot of brazilian brazilians go to um disney world and um yeah that's all i hear from brazilians brazil razzle virginia hey vietnamese vietnamese quotation mark welsh is very weird language in my opinion yeah it's unique namaste from india what's up namaste brother namaste seven and one seven and one i've also discovered the ways of the blacksmith but in real life oh based the german peasant moving up from farming to blacksmithing apollo is watching apollo is worth watching i assume you meant watching at least twice thank you phil more than once i respect it hello from the moon wow from the moon how about that pretty cool hello from massachusetts massachusetts my other grandpa was a green beret in the vietnam war wow that's pretty intense it's freezing in the uk yeah hello from deutschland deutschland v gates vhelpis2 i think i'm did i just ask you how old how old are you hello from deutschland hello from georgia the country how about that do you ever get annoyed when you're like yeah i'm from georgia oh you live in the us no georgia hello from australia australia nice the prison state i mean that historically uh okay i guess we'll dive in because we've got 252 viewers so where were we it's tough i'm doing two different playthroughs whenever i stream this because i'm doing a game of thrones one that i've been recording off camera which will come out later um oh that's right we wanted to go to war with the um britannians because i want varchak that's our capital man we gotta get var check back so right now we just need peace i don't know am i i think i came here to um yeah okay we we've we're returning over here to do some blacksmith work you like beans apart i do like beans australians good day mate good day mate good day [ __ ] i love i love when australians curse and they say [ __ ] all the time which is so great when you hear it just like ah that's nice all right from south africa nice the germans uh i love rise of mordor videos any more videos coming soon uh yeah i'll probably record some soon probably record some soon all right so let's see what we got here so we can smell we're gonna go ahead and smelt all these um and we'll wait rest some time in florida nice florida's like its own country huh pretty awesome why has legend of total war why has legend of total war way more viewers than you ah he's awesome i don't know he's he's just i think um he's been streaming for a long time and he makes pretty awesome streams so you know that's why he has more viewers okay so are we tired again do we have anybody else in the party yeah let's get you smithing bro all right we need more um charcoal uh we gotta i gotta turn into char because i can make more charcoal per hardwood so i'm not gonna let him do that hello from france vive la france i love france florida is its own country my brother i don't know i just envision you having a really deep listen here florida is its own country all right let's go back to smithing we're we're making sweet fat stacks oh man look at that barely affected us all right and then let's get smelton who smelt it dealt it all right you get smelted as well hey christy thank you for the 5chf thank you for the super chat paul i've been watching for four years now and i love your content i'm from switzerland by the way uh by the way but i'm also brazilian have my money from uh have my money from i love you no homo unless all right appreciate you appreciate you dude cannon fodder you're late again that's unacceptable unacceptable i wish i had that voice oh me too dude i wish i had a southern accent but i don't and i live in the south and i feel like i bring shame when i talk to southern like people with southern accents i consider myself a southerner but i don't really have the beautiful southern accent like the savannah draw or something you know so we've almost smelt all of these and we're gonna go forge now two-handed sword so do we unlock anything no we're still get the fine steel so we're doing we're trying to get the most oh nice oh that actually looks pretty sick this sword actually looks pretty sick what do you guys think i mean we used to put this on it that's pretty dumb this actually looks pretty good i like the black and silver looks pretty fresh looks pretty clean dude i might even take this what state you live i live in georgia i live in georgia state above florida still got silly surgeon uh i think he's i think he's off somewhere forge the great sword will be forged all right lion games hey we got a new member all right lion games thank you so much buddy for the support it became a men in arms we get some golden eagles from lion gate get this man some golden eagles what an absolute lad the damage i love how it looks yeah that's what i'm saying paul you're a great man ah thank you appreciate it all right um let's forge two-handed sword and we will continue to make the same swords oh buddy we're gonna have a lot of money here soon i thought you hated this game i don't know why people have been saying that why do people say i hate this game i never said i hated bannerlord i never said i okay let me let me just correct everyone here so i don't have to hear this anymore even though i probably will hear this because i still hear people say i thought you were quitting total war i thought you're equating did you watch the video did you watch it i don't hate bannerlord i don't hate bannerlord do i think bannerlord is a little disappointing yes yes do i think that i expected more from bannerlord yes is bannerlord fun yes are they constantly improving bannerlord yes are there awesome mods coming out for bannerlord yes so it was a nice break from the game i'm back now i'm having fun again uh there's a lot of mods that i haven't even played that apparently improved the game tenfold so um no i never said i don't like the game i just said that you know i was a little disappointed in it little disappointed we must rest we're gonna make so much money this is ridiculous you got to do your homework all right person number 12. is that a um twilight zone reference look like look like number 12. which is pretty pretty good uh twilight episode weak sword bro you wouldn't even know a good sword if it sat in front of you okay the real melon thank you for the five you plan you planning on feeding your tournament addiction today or are you looking at are looking to take more castles is that a slight are you insulting me okay because i like to compete no we're going for castles today uh i'm i'm actually currently working on our economy right now so i'm doing some smithing doing some epic smithing these are gonna be uh some mighty fine blades if i do say so myself all right i'm half german and have scottish hell yeah let's go uh paula i just got into total war thanks to your uh your channel thank you reed i appreciate it man well i hope you're enjoying it have you ever watched pirates of the caribbean apollo yeah dude what the hell who hasn't watched pirates of the caribbean now i get it if you aren't watching the newer stuff but the first like three yeah you better be watching them because you're in one no uh yeah no i i loved the first one i remember as a kid i watched that movie that's it's kind of crazy how long ago that came out oh look at this handle dude it's kind of cool the stuff you can unlock here look at this blade of justice you know what i'm gonna call it the blade of justice blade of justice the blade of justice the blade of justice has been added to eric's inventory follow equals black smith master let's go the first movie is always the best um i wonder if there is a case where um the first movie isn't the best you can you guys think of any series where the first movie isn't the best maybe harry potter but to me i i kind of like the first one the best oops i guess we'll wait here for some time jabbies i think they fixed the javi uh blacksmithing stuff and we've almost done no we haven't got there's a lot of it takes a long time to unlock this stuff okay so that's about all the equipment we have oh my god this this we have 309 of this iron i think we should just sell it because i don't think we really use it all right you guys ready to make some money look at this blade of justice why is the blade of justice not worth that much what why is it way less whatever let's just sell it uh okay and then in return we'll buy some horses and what else are we gonna buy i wanted to buy something it's almost your birthday hell yeah for skill building focus on swing damage okay oh god we make we're gonna make so much money man it's ridiculous um what was i gonna do though i was gonna do something i was gonna get something i was gonna grab something what was i food was it food was it i mean i could never have enough food right so get more food um i wonder i wonder if there's any good i feel like at this point we could make better weapons two-handed pull-arm these are pikes i don't know all right they can't afford i'm sorry sir but you can't afford the blade of justice so half a mill half a mil everybody and we leveled up butter was i gonna buy butter all right oh my god okay controlled smith immediately increased control by one vigorous smith immediately i don't know what this what's better guys i i really don't know imagine not being born on valentine's day i know right uganda africa i love your gaming thank you the enslaver oh that's an edge edgelord name the veil of crows wow that's a throwback bigger bigger is better okay and then trade penalty is have for selling smith weapons stamina spent for smithing is halved i would think artisan smith is better just in terms of a finite financial sense what do you guys think what do you guys think deutschland [Music] you're from deutschland let's go what do you guys think artisan or practical i'm gonna let you guys decide ooh someone's getting they said deutschland too many times artisan is better for money what is the objective for the campaign uh conquer the world i guess and then our steward oh my god do not pay wages for wounded soldiers increase that kind of that's kind of messed up you know uh increased village earth growth rate by 20 or influence gained from donating troops are increased by 25 project uh boasting is 20 more effect or boosting sorry project boosting is more 20 effective ooh [Music] the project boosting is actually pretty useful um increased village hearth growth i don't know healthcare system rocks the artisan top one aid corpse okay everyone's saying eight or eight core is making a man a knight make him a better fighter yes are you thinking are you talking about kingdom of heaven okay i guess we'll do that one and fantastic all right let's go uh be the door-to-door salesman here and sell some weapons i guess we can uh recruit some troops as well while we're at it's oh those are two lowly peasants for me i want some hard fighters okay at least here uh i mean we could always get tier ones and donate them to the to the um the castle all right let's trade okay you've got 49 000 oh holy crap oh my god dude oh my god do you see this do you see how much more money these are worth with that perk 63 000 that's insane that's insane oh my goodness dude these cities won't even afford these swords here i'll i'll sell this one you can afford that one i'm gonna have to buy horses to make this worth it there you go thanks for the horses dumbass no let's recruit some troops let's go check this village over here make it rain baby i know the whole city can't afford one sword dude i love blacksmithing that's epic we're gonna be unstoppable because of my new skill set of making swords money laundering i know right it feels like a money laundering escape uh how much is a sword uh sixty thousand dollars from like sixty thousand who who who agreed to sixty thousand dollars how how can we objectively say this sword is sixty thousand dollars like what uh who leveled up here i don't know yeah um this sword i made um is gonna be worth 60 thousand dollars oh someone's gonna get up there it is hey [Music] uh i don't care i don't need any caravans anymore i don't need any care i need leaders now to lead armies like my wife and the lucky guy apollo escobar oh yeah no commies in the chat beast okay sorry all right uh he's got 54 000 which is more than most let's give him oh oh you have 54 000 well i have a sword that's worth 65 000 now what i can do for you here i'm gonna give you the best deal okay so oh my god yeah i i think my i'm gonna give you my most expensive sword okay it's worth 67 795 gold i'll give you one of those okay and i in return will buy all of your horses that's still not enough let's see what else he has what else do you have what else do you have i need some epic stuff give me some can you show me the epic stuff here we go this is actually better than what i have except leg armor isn't as good it's it's lighter though oh look at this helmet it's not as good but it looks awesome let me see what it looks like it's kind of cool kind of cool at this point we're just trying to go for style you know just trying to get style here buy the entire food stock the epic tough section my granary is low um i don't know is it it looked cool in the picture but i don't know i'm just not a huge fan of the i mean it joe dude he's been joe you've been a member for 32 months yo in a night as well whoa money well spent for sure yeah i'm trying to at this point i'm going for style oh this this is straight up rohirom right here it's not as good armor well i'm not a fan i'm not a fan they look cool in the pictures but not really what do you guys i mean leg armor huh what about for boots i'm not a fan of my boots here do we got anything better i wonder if i could craft my own armor that would be pretty cool huh leather leather apron whenever i'm doing blacksmithing that's your wife's helmet though are you sure you want to sell it oh she don't care you don't care i i i don't know i'm not i'm not like totally convinced i'm i'm debating this let me see what this armor looks like oh that looks pretty good that looks pretty good it goes well it goes well with everything i think i'm gonna yeah i think i'm gonna keep this instead of this well it goes more in theme it goes with the the shoulder pads or whatever get an x bow for engineer okay is he good with the the expo all right let's um yeah i'm gonna go with this what do you guys think yeah whatever i don't care what you guys think no i'm just gonna just uh let's see what we got here for expos here we go light crossbow uh what's your most expensive crossbow most expensive crossbow um looks like the light crossbows the best they got here why am i going to pay so much money where's the bolts oh there we go all right so we'll hook that up for the engineer because he's pretty good with the crossbow right what do you got for shields here i need to oh yeah it's time to it's time to look sexy time to look sexy what about swords sure i can get a better sword two-handed sword crafted to oh this is mine uh should i just make my own so i might just make my own sword yeah i think i'm gonna make my own sword apollo bezos it looks like dwarf glass yeah i know right okay um i will pay nothing okay i gave him too many gave him too many it will get okay there we go what about horse stuff no well actually this is better than what i have oh it's actually pretty cool looking here i'll keep this for someone else and i could sell these i really need these okay um let's go to our party here and the engineer can you go to the bottom sir make me a little uncomfortable when you're near the top and we need to go to inventory all right let's hook you up with the crossbow this is why we got it for you in here i'll give you the shield as well there you go nintento what's up chris how's it going man thanks for being a mentor arms we got another member guys don't buy 40 crossbows did i buy 40 crossbows what the heck how did i buy 40 crossbows what oops all right well we need to uh give them back i'm sorry there's been some sort of mistake here uh i ordered one crossbow not 40. what the hell and i have 325 bolts no wonder everything was so expensive sugar daddy apollo you know it man i'm just buying everybody some cool stuff come on we got nearly a million dollars not nearly but we will soon just made a sword worth 160k where do you even oh nintendo upgrades to a knight he's dabbing on you guys thank you chris i appreciate it get some golden eagles for chris again i dragged the stack yeah i'm sure i did something like that some stupid like that and these guys can't afford my swords that i crafted but i'll buy the horses make it worth it there we go and give me give me a couple meals for good measure all right off to the next city let's go to the empire i bet they've got some money see if we can recruit some soldiers over here too dr toe upgrade here we go root these men we're almost maxed out though that's okay how fast are we after buying all those horses 4.4 speed we have a lot of infantry so we're not going to be zooming zoom zoom zoom all right let's get us to 33 we're maxed out army let's go to eppa eprotia pro t ep epic epro t epcroti whatever we'll go to the city we'll go to the city all right um let's do some trading here um so oh there we go 69 giggity 7 591 you can actually afford some stuff but i'm gonna buy these uh little blades from you because they're perfect in every way oh guys i think we're gonna get uh i think we're gonna get to a million dollars here million gold yo chad can someone tell me how to upgrade me membership on a phone i don't know if you can ruzak i don't know if you can fight a war we will this is guys we're just planning for the war we're planning for the war look i hate to say it but money equals power okay money equals power and we're gonna have lots of money and we're gonna persuade other vassals i mean this is gonna be insane oh my god they've got a ton of these blades perfect all right so all right that's all you can afford huh all right fair enough fair enough let's go to our aragorn or our garn or i don't know how to pronounce it how long this stream gonna be i don't know i don't know i don't think i can go as long as um last stream that's what she said but i am gonna go as long as i can i think uh we're celebrating a birthday today so i'll probably finish up around dinner time so it's 2 46 now so probably like three or four or five press the cash button on the bottom right cash button why do you why do you want me to push the cash button [Music] oh you can't afford one of my epic swords well then i'm buying all of your horses until you can't afford or yeah we have so and give me these as well very useful here we go oh we're almost at 800k go to the next city can i fly like physically can you fly like a bird no no you cannot apollo make sturgeon amazon why go out and raid when the raiding can go to your doorstep wait what wait hold on hold on now hold what are you saying what exactly are you saying all right let's trade all right uh 53 000 here you go give me all these uh and give me your horses and uh give me all your mules and you know what give me all your food as well i'm literally gonna buy all of their food ooh maybe not that much grain well we'll go his grain doesn't really help with you know what give me all your food okay this is gonna help we're not just doing this just for fun this is gonna improve our stewardship which will get us more um here we'll max out a grain here and then we're we're just gonna um i still get 50 000 gold like what the hell 624 food so broken i mean like i'm having fun with this but at the same time i'm like this feels like cheating i mean i did it fair and square did it fair and square okay uh what am i doing uh i got there oh i wanted oh they don't have any more meals okay i wanted more meals so i can carry more stuff uh let's let's go back to my recent city people uh rusek you probably have to do it on desktop that desk top uh apollo would take cities by taking their food yeah just take all of their food so if we out if we see jump they're just like ah you know oh no war follows my little pog champ you know you're damn right chris you're damn right all right let's trade let's make some money oh come on this is all you got this is all you got this is all you have you know what i'm not even no you're how do i how do i buy the city guys how do you buy the city how did you get that city apart this city are you talking about this city it's not my city i mean i i i took it but it's not under my domain it should be it should be let's see if the koozai have any money i don't think they do yeah i i didn't take the city oh yeah my stewardship is going up baby king bankrupt he has a castle yeah i have a castle i don't have a city yet oh you got some stacks here okay give me all your horses and give me all your they have a a thousand mules like uh one city has over a thousand mules to sell what the heck yeah we just got all these freaking meals over here that mules can't even reproduce it's from a horse and a donkey they're just mass producing these mules over in the city max trade give you the option to buy cities from lords ah again we're gonna go to war with the northern empire again i mean okay that's fine i mean i'm not against going toward the northern empire but we've kind of taken everything that they took from us i guess we can take one of their cities you know let me control it um let's trade we need to hurry up and trade here then because i do not want these items anymore because especially i don't want to lose them in battle you know okay all right i think the next sale here will be really close to a milli one milli baby one milli that's pretty cool let's go war war war war war war war is right around the corner guys isn't that great peace and love is dumb war and violence only kidding here youtube only kidding we're just making jokes here we're just having a job we're role-playing we're role-playing all right let's um right oh they got money here i'm actually yeah i'll take your horses still 1 million dollars 1 million i am a millionaire in this game i am a millionaire how about that how about that huh there there's honestly if you want to make a lot of money in this game it's just through blacksmithing it it's just through blacksmithing that's the way you do it buy your companion some armor yeah is there a way to do that though once they're in their party oh charm plus one renowned for each issue resolved twenty percent more renowned from battles let's see the battles and increase our charm here a little bit bruce wayne speaking of millionaires isn't bruce wayne a billionaire actually all right um whoa they got some money here might be able yeah i could sell two give me your horses oh give me all these too these little throwing knives we use the three we melt down the throwing knives in case you're wondering why i buy these we melt these down and we can use the material to um make better swords and we don't need all this iron so [Music] okay 1.1 million dollars million dollars how about that huh get a general the guy deserves a million subs thank you medic i appreciate it you mean they had some money here yeah it's now in my pocket my steward has gone up constantly too because the food how are they not happy here but just personal we need to get the surgeon where's my surgeon um if we go to my clan here um dang it okay oh he's over here what are you doing over here let's get my surgeon over here we're going to buy them some uniforms here a billion subs wow a billion subs apollo would be a billionaire by the end of the stream wow that would be crazy then i could just like casually stream all the time that'd be awesome all right uh let's trade and oh not trade not trade i want to go i'm just so used to trading dude get back over here you silly goose what are you doing let's buy him some see what do you need all right you need dude no no no this was so yesterday this is so you look at you dude you look like a hobo come on come on come on you're a friend of mine does not dress like this okay this is this is peasant clothes peasant clothes let's go there you go a true [Music] viking garb just for you my surgeon just for you you save lives save lives is this better i think so right yeah all right you some better footwear [Music] better gloves how can you let him go horseless not for long man not for long he will not go horseless any longer all right let's get you some better weapons let's see what do we got here for a bow all right here there you go get these fancy shields god you're gonna be looking good can you handle a noble a noble bow can you oh you don't have enough skill huh that's okay okay well just you're not really a fighter you're more we're just dressing you up and military garb is like a symbol you know he's he's he's more of a symbol time to attack don't worry real melon we will get to it i want to make sure my guys are good to go i want to make sure they're good to go you know what i mean all right let's get you a horse okay see let's get you a desert horse and let's get you we don't here we go jane mill oh that's pretty that's pretty sick that might be better than what i have hold on just better than i can't sorry dude i i i can't give you something better than i have i mean come on i'm fighting the battles here you're you're just taking care of the wounded all right we can't we can't allow that oh wait oops here we here we go okay so you guys are set what do you have oh dude you need a better horse than that come on there you go it's your desert horse he is an azura you know it feels right at home we need to get you better armor as well you got to look like a viking you got to look like a viking bro so let's hook him up as well there you go yeah dude forget the old azeri ways this is a new he's our engineer he's also not a fighter so and then i think you're oh these are better that's that's more like it that's more like it okay there we go viking engineer i wonder what that's like huh raid what does the engineer have to say about these city walls raid okay there you go oh he's i like the gold trim here that's nice all right you don't need this stuff the gold trim looks nice looks nice buddy you're looking good you're looking like a true viking we'll take you in as one of our own okay oh that's a lot of our money gone that's okay we can always make more weapons uh so i'm actually gonna go make my uh own sword um i'm gonna make a one-handed sword so we're gonna go back and and do that just one the engineer with that stalin stash yeah you know he's what did stalin say about uh casualties like one death is a is a tragedy a million deaths is a statistic statistic that's how this engineer operates he's like okay we're gonna just use ladders to take these walls but so many will die do you want this city or not what you don't have any other idea attack with ladder okay how did you get a million blacksmithing smithy smithy is the answer it is the answer [Music] okay it is the answer 400k down the hole 400k is like what a hundred dollars for me big deal like or it's more like ten dollars for me sorry i can't become a a king uh no pixie i'll do it later no worries ruzak thank you for the 15 shackles brother hope you're doing well you can do it later i i respect it soldiers hundreds will die fan is thousands i mean the engineer doesn't know strategy that's true all he knows is it just dropped 500k on his troops god god dang yeah i know yeah it's whatever you know it was more like it was 400k okay relax all right you're going a little extreme there you're rounding up um what am i doing i'm doing something here uh recruiting troops uh trading oh blacksmithing yeah chat you're throwing me off okay that should be enough for our sword so um let's do a one-handed sword oh one-handed sword see what we got here for blades ooh arming sword blade with golden pelt imprint oh heavy saber blade oh this requires really fancy steel if we do holy crap look at this oh my god that is cool you can make some cool weapons in this oh my god this is a sword for a king is this like it better not be like a ceremonial sword or something make it big oh dude oh my god dude that looks nice what about the game of thrones campaign i'm i'm filming them they'll come out later that looks nice oh dude let's give it a smaller yes [Music] okay now this is an epic sword this is a sword worthy of a king [Music] cause i can hear the the choir go just sing about a sword like this okay all right but we got to make this uh fancy steel here so i got the skill for it don't worry about it we go uh this war you should commit war crimes like raiding uh yeah oh what do you guys think hold on let's look at our options here i don't like the i mean i like the simplicity of it it's got gold okay out of the three i'm gonna get a pull what kind of grip should we have this is red should we get the black grip or the brown grip i'm gonna do a poll here what rip um black red or brown let's ask the community shall we don't worry you don't need to tell me in chat i'll see you right here what grip black red brown so remind you guys this is red black and brown so i like the simplicity of brown i like the red too because of the gold trim it kind of goes with the theming of the sword but the black looks cool too it kind of looks menacing ah it's still not over see what people have to say right now black is oh it's changing black is in the lead by one percent there's better black grips i mean there's this i i don't think that really goes with it i mean there's other grips but these aren't as nice i mean this is not a really a fan of that uh that's not honestly this is probably the best black grip all right i think i'll give it let's see 176 people voted it's very close they all look very nice but you guys voted with black so oh that oh oh okay [Applause] okay i don't know guys that's pretty gnarly that's pretty gnarly i i'm there's so many choices now dude blacksmithing is fun as hell oh i i mean i think we got to stick with the gold there's nothing cooler than the gold there i mean there's some cool stuff here we'll end the poll there good job bigger blade i mean we could get a bigger blade and that's pretty cool that's pretty cool the thing is that this has gold trim you know make it chunky two-handed nah i want a one-handed to use with my shield really you don't like the uh you want it bigger huh bigger blade what about this one i mean that's pretty big and i can even make it bigger like what like what do you i mean i'm not going two-handed rod sword you like the broadsword i mean jesus is a one this is a big one-handed sword i like the gold keep it no no no no the first one curved isn't viking no no no size matters straight blade all right so no curved no curd not norris viking style broadsword is cool okay let's have a vote do you want the broadsword or the arming sword we'll do we'll do about and then we'll we'll uh make it which played rod right yeah broadsword or gold i'll just put gold i mean the gold is like a symbol it's it's uh it's a symbol of power you know that's kind of where we're at gold's winning yeah i was leaning towards gold too [Music] oh man you can make some cool weapons like let alone is it's very useful to blacksmith in terms of like making money but in terms of like making cool weapons oh man this is pretty are we talking about the same types of swords i think so thanks for the two christy i have this looks pretty sick right here i mean all these handle oh i don't know that's pretty fresh right there i know you guys voted for black but they're all very clean oh that kind of goes with the the end piece oh that that looks very viking i think i'll go with the gold though still bats are better too oh really does it affect the stats oh yeah it is better well the swing cut damage is better but the swing speed is slower okay so yeah okay do all gold [Music] not a fan it's more of like a bronze yeah that's i like this maul oh okay i think this is it let's forge it let's go all right okay we need a name we need a name what's a good name let's see i'm gonna pick the best name this is our weapon of war it looks clean but thank you alex i think it looks pretty good too you want to call it war let's fight long pp sting biggest dickus okay yeah biggest dickus it is biggest [ __ ] is that how you spell biggest diggers the warbringer that's pretty cool too bahala bringer odin's blood odin's wrath odin's blade el caesar heart slayer the blade of apollo fenrir claws of fenrir slayer of war beast war crime committer king slayer you should see oh i'll see how much it's worth ready we'll just name it freddy big pp thor's revenge the wrath of eric ragnarok's fangs long shanks hellbringer odin scroden omen of bears that's kinda cool oh owner of life slaver hammer of scots death dealer od sword news pixelated plunder that a nader all right we'll keep it biggest dig us just keep it funny biggest ticket says have been added to his inventory all right let's uh see how much it's worth huh 12 000. how does that compare to other swords really it's how is it ah that is good handling's better why is this so much more literally like literal gold trim well oh look at that sword oh i love the the sheath there okay okay worst sword ever it's not the worst sword ever get out of here get out of here it's the best sword ever cause i made it i made it okay we can get two more soldiers in here uh let me save those two soldiers slots or uh some of my better men yes yes britannians yes yes i voted yes i know it used our influence but we have a lot and i just want the other lords to like me okay we're taking var chig we're taking varchak the the battanians is what i wanted to go for here give me my people where are my people don't tell me already in another party you guys annoy me you guys annoy me all right give me uh give me these epic fighters here whoa varjeg will be ours all right let's um i guess i'll just get uh you look pretty good and it let's get nasty that should not that should be off 600 men do you think we need any more than 600 i'm definitely not recruiting any of these mercenary scum i think those are all the non-mercenaries yeah well i could get this guy uh hey let's do that all right i formed an army this is this is the army that's going to take varchak we're going to take it with ease oh hey no one's gaining a bunch of oh this is why i never do caravans they're always captured [Music] time to go to war time to go to slaughter the uh the weak torture the bastards oh my goodness that's pretty dark and i love it we march to war we march to war get out of here brotherhood bull crap get out of here nobody likes you [Music] see they're not even going are you going to varchak oh nice we're going to help them out we make sure we get varchak he's already laying siege to it nice come on keep going we have 266 men ready to join you ready to siege bar chag my men are fighting in your army oh my god he's got a thousand yeah get out of here get out of here so i'm just how many defenders oh 500 oh this is gonna be a killer battle so i'm just gonna wait here is there a way to like join um yeah okay all right i'm just gonna wait here uh and we will aid him i know he has two to one advantage but yeah were you coming to attack i don't think so oh we got 400 guys we got 400 guys oh we could let's go bring a relief force to varchak as soon as they rolled up on this hill oh my god we have 1300 men here oh did you join my force i actually need to talk to you hey yeah um thank you i need to finish that quest or whatever to attacking no so we just chilling here boys man good thing this army was here because my for i thought 418 would be enough to take varchak we would have been outnumbered pretty crazy virgins aren't laughing no we haven't been laughing for a long time ever since varchak was taken we haven't been laughing since then oh but we're gonna be laughing now when we run through the keep halls and slaughter everybody trying to take our rightful capital from us right oh sorry it's been paused my bad oh he's using a trebuchet how about that no you're not oh 500 now you think 500 is enough think again god get out of here losers the sturgeons are many the stogians are many uh you can join the siege by clicking on the city oh can i oh my bad oh perfect all right 14 000 all right i wish it was 14 000 1400 522 unfortunately it is gonna be a night battle isn't ball guard the capital though oh is it i don't know i thought varchak was that's my bad guys that's my bad [Music] oh my god look at all the siege towers we have well we've got two no we've got one we got a lot of trebuchet though all right let's do this [Music] look at my sword guys oh yes look at it at least it's not super dark this is a pretty cool sword it is small maybe maybe we can make it more of a ceremonial sword you know maybe i can walk around the city with it it's more of a symbol i think we'll do that we should probably make a two-handed weapon oh no our battering ram is almost destroyed how does it how did it get so messed up keep your shields up high man we take back our city there will be losses in fact we've already lost 23 men i've lost nine of my guys and a lot of them are veteran bowman that sucks come on get this ram up here kind of small oh yeah but size doesn't matter it matters to me oh dude it just barely made it get this gate down no how did they destroy it i thought once it gets to the gate ah this is gonna take forever isn't it oh hey this is not good this is not good need this down [Music] hey i hate you come here yeah drop the rock well guys this is not good this is not good um [Applause] we're gonna lose a lot of men here ah ow whoa sergeant coming down oh why didn't you catch him that shield isn't going to cover you as well this is going to take forever um rude [Applause] all right i'm gonna try to help out here no don't don't retreat we got this do we have ladders over here like can can the trebuchet get a wall down oh nice nice hit with the trebuchet nice nice oh can i get it back all right um i'm gonna try something here i'm just gonna go to town man don't push me who's pushing me oh great all right that is anti-climactic somebody pushed me up okay so what we're gonna do is just send in the troops it'll be way faster that way i know i know that was kind of lame i know but we won we won um we got some prisoners here it's just if the if the gates the ram wasn't destroyed and we got the gate down it would have been a little bit more exciting but just watching people run up a ladder that's bringing me like mountain blade warband vibes you know okay and we got a bunch of stupid crap i don't care about okay good job army let's keep pushing no no it's not a bad dream it's not a bad dream holy crap okay hold on we uh might be in trouble here hold on let's try to help these people over here just send in the troops just help out where we can whoa okay weirdo don't want to talk to you weirdo okay i i shouldn't i be donating the equipment hold on there's got to be a way to donate right here leadership town garrison is 20 more effective for security increase the party size limit by plus five one town uh plus one town loyalty troops can in your formation cost 10 more morale penalty uh let's go with that attack their army their army is weak now yeah we can attack the army hold on let's look at my items here really quick now isn't there a way to donate the troops is there a way to do that i think there is i don't know how that works i'll wait until what you guys have to say but i did have an option to do that and we lost a lot of men here didn't we uh do we have can i summon my plan no they're still they're still in the uh party let's try to take this castle here am i potentially on the board here no i abstain alright congrats roland you get varchak it's when you are taking the stuff you don't there is yeah well try to get that city take another city yeah if you discard them give to a lord it's only armor usually gives a value underneath the stats if you discard it oh okay cuz i don't really need to collect items anymore you know what i mean they were 383 defenders all right um get you in here and get you in here oh not enough influence there we go all right so we'll wait here a little bit until we we need to heal up the troops quite a lot and then we're going to lay siege to this castle okay thank you for the five if you don't take the equipment after you after battle attorney to experience your trips that's my bad i'm just so used to just automatically taking um the armor and stuff all right so oh somebody just got killed there we go all right let's lay siege let's break bread right besiege the castle we gotta look out for that army don't worry i know they have a lot of troops they will have our troops are better and they'll have less by the time this battle begins trebuchet baby come on oh you know what i realized my character i don't think i assigned as a party no clan i don't think i signed yeah i need to sign him as a surgeon that's kind of annoying i wish it was kind of more automatic but i get it okay that scares me that scares me right there yeah are you ready to kill some battalions come on push in bite me fight me come on let's go oh 80 it's like 200 just kind of sizing up okay move to reserve okay oh here we go oh this is actually pretty good they're gonna attack me before the main army shows up and then we're gonna get the hell out of here though yeah we have the advantage i think it's you we should surrender okay they we they outnumber us by quite a lot and we have the advantage uh build a ram and a ladder thing and a ballista archers all right archer's up here oh um [Music] infantry move reuters move forward troops cavalry air force forward move okay so infantry um just gonna push forward once they get close the cab we have a horseman sizable amount of cab there we go oh yeah we're already wrecking them hey princess uh mario thank you for being a men at arms appreciate you woodman archer boomer no infantry [Music] [Music] oh get those archers [Applause] die scum [Applause] good job good job charge [Music] [Applause] man this axe here so legendary no idea what's going on uh uh hold on sorry about that guys uh youtube has this big problem with these like fake sex like channels that go in and spam here we go a solid victory solid victory we need to get out of here though because there's a whole nother army coming for us [Applause] good victory you are my prisoner now give me these troops oh my god i can have a 140 45 troops um i'm just gonna take much as i can here that's all i can everybody else you're free to go lucky you i should just kill you but i'm feeling merciful today all right a great victory against the battalions okay i don't know that always happens uh i'm not gonna let these sturgeons join my army even though it would be beneficial they they they raised their blade against us um is there a way to this card like do i just this is kind of cool what do i do here though i just don't oh yeah your troops will get five thousand done done i don't even care about the loot anymore all right so we're gonna leave the siege and we need to get the hell out of here oh my god with the varchak quick flee divorce and let's wait here for some time please siege me please teach me you dumb idiot siege me who i would love to attack him right now here um let's uh ransom all the prisoners except for our prisoner here and then let's go to [Music] keep and donate for the dungeon [Music] we can't all right we'll just hold on to him then uh steward skill has gone up morale bonus from having diverse food is doubled reduce food consumption oh that's really good yeah let's do that but morale is really important oh yeah 80. so 308 infantry i don't think we could beat them let's see can we recruit some troops here no let's just chill out over here for a little bit uh let's see if we can summon any of my yes yes okay that's gonna increase our army size by quite a lot where are you guys oh they're behind me so let's just pursue okay he's coming back i think he wants to lay siege of this he's going to try but it's not going to happen yeah there was no one there to work i can try to recruit from this village here really quick up see he's season don't worry don't worry we'll have enough forces to deal with this jerk you're not taking varchak sorry bro but it ain't happening here join my army please there we go that's all i needed oh did you guys already lift the siege you guys are such oh no they're back come here come here come here yes encircle kill kill war oh yes got him right where we want him soldiers move after me my sexy horse sexy get up sexy armor oh tree whoa okay are they pushing us all right archers set up here oh my god archers okay did they stop there for a second cavalry move cavalry [Music] [Applause] we're gonna get the archers how am i not hitting anything and i died okay how did i die through zach thank you for the sixth night night pick cc bud all right see you man have a good one brother appreciate the shackles crazy panda thank you for the five with how much you love war you should rename your channel to pixelated aries oh man we crushed them in that battle it wasn't even close i don't know what happened to me i just got hit hard with some arrows i guess i need to let my uh cav charge in first all right oh here and all these prisoners will be mine okay thank you army so you know what with this new force here what are we doing oh prisoners get rid of the prisoners here except for you good sir golden what's up dude all right no rest for the wicked bandit units in your party game i don't care bandits are 20 easier to convince to leave in peace well sure i don't think any of that really matters to us uh do we uh okay nevermind all right let's um let's go siege so that was uh two armies we just killed there siege castle oh we're back and we've got more eric gained a point skill and leadership nice let's build um unfortunately we have to leave come here are you sure you wanna hey there's a big army over here we could combine we could take them out i'm just gonna bait him there we go yes yes dude we are winning hey by the way can you tell me about okay surrender or die that we are getting these guys in the perfect situations the perfect situations yes [Music] all right now are they pushing up boomer and my archers up forward infantry forward cavalry move mountain archers move adventure move my beautiful army look at you sturgeons looking good okay take this nice and slow i don't want my army to uh lose too many men move up the archers okay it looks like they're not pushing this time they've learned from the last battle we're gonna set our archers up right here yeah they're shooting at us you son of a move that's so rude i'm alright forward over there a horse archers never mind are you moving come on there we go my archers should reach get up here archers looking good looking real good look at them run dude oh my god such cowardice [Music] river riders actually we're going to cross the river everywhere infantry forward horsemen we're going to get a good flank on them come on hurry up guys soldiers are they all right infantry move move up [Music] [Applause] that was weird [Applause] my blade has tasted blood charge infantry cav charge let's go we're in position [Applause] oh just utterly crush i don't know they still have a lot of troops and i can't find them my sort of my sword here is yet to take a life oh here they are whoa there we go well i knocked him out oh come on with these arrows man so annoying [Music] there we go a good win there a face behind the name i've showed my face many times the guy killed looks like plug we lost 11 men well my own personal army um you're free to go let him go you are free to go okay um do we have room for prisoners uh one of you gets to tell the story nice okay we might need here get you involved we're gonna need a little bit more support here as we go back to sieging this castle besiege the castle well they have 600 men here okay let's leave this castle what in the world you know what we'll help out over at the other castle i don't know how they have so many men over there they must have fleed fled the castle bro bro you're not uh yeah let's help out yeah we're here to help we're here to help what are you doing help them out over here there we go uh so if we look at the um kingdom here in diplomacy we are utterly crushing them like utterly well actually casualties inflict is pretty close oh okay to the next siege doc how long is this stream gonna be because i'm in england uh i don't know at least two hours in 30 minutes so maybe another 30 minutes or so i know i can't i can't stream for too long oh what a cool what a cool castle i kind of want this castle i kind of want this castle sturgeons have i ever let you down take this castle away from these battanian dogs i'm supposed to study but i can't resist watching apollo stream well just tell your professor or your or teacher whoever just tell them hey who's watching a stream what are you gonna do about it you know what are you gonna do about it you're gonna fight me am i supposed to i'm supposed to study but i can't resist wha i already read that sorry seeing apollo at the last supper was the weirdest ah careful guys careful ah maybe you guys might want to spread out ah i'm killing my men be good mr horse oh my god this is definitely not the place you want to be oh jeez archer take him out i'll do it ah oh my god that was so close ah i missed i was actually pretty close no no no the day is not lost shut up oh they got a lot of archers get to the gate get to the gate destroy these battalions there we go keep it up keep it up tell your wife you're playing with the boys no it's someone's birthday i can't i can't ditch it someone's birthday that's messed up it's been an epic stream so next vid can you please declare war on the crusades oh i don't know about that okay okay yeah i totally i don't want to attack at all there we go make way move charge i can't see what's going on [Applause] i'm trying to attack [Applause] there we go [Applause] breakthrough [Applause] oh [Music] no retreating [Applause] dang it thank you good job good job that was epic epic gate charge [Music] [Applause] all right [Applause] so now we attack the keep 46 men made it to the keep wow [Music] this poor guy oh god [Music] [Applause] i want the next one i want to lead the charge [Applause] [Music] first blood first kill with the sword finally [Applause] on a joyous occasion what a joyous occasion oh dude my shield was up oh what come on the big dude gets me i won the battle okay big oof right there all right let's get some level ups here um we don't really have room for the uh oh nice okay so we took that um [Music] let's stop by some villages better get our numbers up it's so nice to have this city back all right i'm coming yeah we're gonna kill all of you guys oh thanks dude now surrender or die paul i would be scared to face you in multiplayer um yeah i'm okay i haven't played multiplayer forever do not take the loot no i'm donating donating it to my troops now are they going to charge us i highly doubt it i think we're going to have to come to them let's just see it's cavs moving no i think they're just going wide everybody follow me [Music] we just gotta get in range here we're gonna set up uh from this hillside really are you shooting at my guys huh that hurt didn't it yeah i would run if i was you but you're too slow oh i got his horse all right set up over there archers once we got side of them here we go we have side of them yeah this is good enough forward infantry then infantry set up over here they're coming they're just slow um football forward motor move oh i'm not leaving shut up got it as soon as you leave they're like don't leave us ready oh damn oh hello army no no no no no i'm done i'm done a javi to the head uh whatever my army's gonna win it just not as decisively as they should dude i gotta be stopping i i think i'm invincible oh i didn't show the meme i'll show it at the end of the live stream all right that was a bad battle bad battle oh but we okay this makes up for it that makes up for it yeah i'm gonna show you guys a meme um at the end of the uh stream here okay given some experience all right see you person number 12. okay good good battle we're down to can i have it eric he's not gonna give it to me i don't have enough renown i suppose damn oh great the king gave it to himself ain't that nice um i want this castle i really want this castle let's go back here and get some troops we got a lot of wounded that need to heal up and we're gonna go lay siege here let's go to varchak um i assume the other lords are recruiting troops as we go this army's been through a lot huh where's the techno viking okay they have 400 troops here let's wait a little bit before we siege we'll have a little less than that that's okay we've killed so many of them let's wait until we're at about 300 and then we'll lay siege okay that's good enough the siege the zik is a castle and we're just going to destroy the walls and take it even outnumbered by almost 100 we uh are better than them where did you get 700 men where did you get 700 men i just don't get it and why are you so fast let us escape to the castle all right um how do i oh yeah add some cohesion here okay i assume they're gonna here let's go to varchak i assume they're going to go to varchak no i mean they are following me to the ends of the earth 800 men where are they going we gotta follow him actually you know what screw it screw it i'm going for the castle i'm going for the castle oh come here you jerk come here you better run oh you didn't run fast enough i we should be able to um oh sweet thank you we'll send the troops hopefully this wasn't a mistake so far not too bad oh that wasn't bad at all nice those troops here execute their lord do you uh do you when multiplayer campaign comes to you jackie fish and so real beliefs do a 1v1 v1 apollo commands the southern empire surreal leaves kuznets and jackie the vallandians uh that would be cool but i don't know if they are ever going to have that i mean that would i probably i'd be down i don't know if i would i think i would have want to start as a co-op i guess but yeah all right we got some prisoners you know what i might just i might just take these prisoners in i know we just need the men and they'll clear up some space for these prisoners all right get that extra xp all right we're still waiting for a guy to get over here we're gonna go back to lay siege i want this castle so bad okay they're they're gonna go protect that castle there we go oh we try this again 400 men we now outnumber okay oh everyone's leaving all right yeah i'm gonna leave it's just not gonna happen in fact i'm going to disband the army yep this man get out of here guys i'm done i'm done too many lords to take care of too many lords i i should honestly focus on and getting my forces up you know i i think i'm yeah see i'm really low on troops it's just we need to we need my my forces to heal up are you chasing me right now i know you're not chasing me right now wow they're chasing me all right stop where where is this army going defending the castle oh oh no we can't lose this castle let's go too fix your cohesion it's really low no i just let him go i let him go should have raided did anybody tell it look like jesus many many times oh they lifted the siege where you run into now who's who's running now don't you raid don't you raid look at this son of a gun okay give me your archers i'm gonna use your people against you all right we can send in troops we don't need to go in here there we go my name is eric glad i could be of service glad i could be of service uh we need to sell these prisoners too and then there you go get some experience all right let's go back home well i mean i would are they having a battle here hold on oh no guys guys we got it we gotta fix this you and you okay just you then we gotta we gotta show up with support go go go go go faster oh we're coming we're coming not yet yes okay i think they lost but we're here to help you tell me about this okay let's fight we're gonna be there to save the day all right let's uh let's attack if you raid it weakens their economy and reduces the amount of troops they can recruit that's true we could rate why raid though when you can destroy armies all right let's go all right everyone follow me why don't you take highborn warriors you could get a fan the pain champions yeah i could i could all right they're just going to be chilling over here archer forward soldiers forward horsemen move all right let's see if i can get this here ready short all right easy guys you guys go over here you're just my simple little engineer and medic follow like spike ready oh just short oh god okay okay okay that's fine let's not make the same mistake again archers that archers get closer try to stick with them for one adventuring move [Music] [Music] footmen go down here forward all right oh why is speeding so confusing i'm losing money because of it um it's not i mean it's pretty simple you just gotta i mean i don't know what you're doing you know it's hard to help you out [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] good job dang it and that is how the cookie crumbles [Music] i made that sword myself i'm making weapons of mass destruction all right everyone charged all right good win i lost victory all right good big room we kind of saved the day there we kind of saved the day all right you're free to go yeah ready to go free to go three two go free to go um what do we want here we want the archers right oh none of these are anybody okay i born yes this is what we want oh we got a lot of prisoners okay we don't have any space for you guys so free to go unfortunately ooh 2000 experience i currently have an army of 2000 troops hell yeah dude that's an unstoppable force okay uh we'll disband the army yo the domination boys thank you for the 10 love your vids man not sure if you talked about it yet but what but what about the new men of war uh i don't know i haven't seen anything about that actually honestly um is it i didn't even know they made the last man of war i knew about is like some cold war one and it was really bad really bad oh he escaped yeah i say yes [Music] a piece we we took two pieces of property from them we took var chick back look at this we're growing guys the sturgeons are back and we're not here to mess around we're not here to mess around where where am i we're at a village because we're recruiting new troops just kidding i think everyone's just spent everyone's spent we have peace peace peace peace that's good all right now it's time guys i'm gonna make money again and look at the look at the tribute from the battanians 185 gold that's crazy dude get out of here with this get out of here you're not gonna spam in my chat don't click on anything that channel posts yeah it's clearly fake it's awful we're just trying to get um get you over there [Music] i have all these prisoners um i'm just going to sell them all right let's just go to the city and sell them why are we so slow oh that's not a city my bad you're stupid enough to fall for that stuff you'd be surprised domination boys thank you for the 10. another 10 to get rid of the spam dude appreciate you bud domination coming in hard but tens appreciate it man thanks for supporting the stream all right uh let's sell the prisoners so we get up there ransom the prisoner and we will leave here and we're gonna stop at this village and i think you guys know why i think you guys know why doesn't sending prisoners to the dungeon give you renown or influence i think it gives you influence if i'm not mistaken currently our influence is pretty bad but that's okay all right let's uh recruit some troops here and then we want to buy some hard wood and then we're going to go to work here let's check this village over here so we can have an army up to 145 that's pretty surreal pretty surreal let's see recruit and we'll get a couple of these guys time to smithy time to smitty all right so we need more charcoal okay that's pretty good um then we need to smelt who smelt it dealt it there we go and then let's trade and basically we're just gonna trade all of this stuff i don't want it i don't need it i hope you have a great day thank you jb you too man i hope you have a great day what's with the boys spamming i don't know i don't know the only thing you guys should be spamming is war war we about to make some money we about to make some money we about to make some money or you're gonna make some crazy money did you get a the castle uh i we got a castle not the one i was trying to get or against the northern empire not ready for war didn't we just end a war war war all right i'll wait i'm going to make some money first not that i really need it but just you know it's not crazy let's not get crazy with war here guys okay that's good enough for now war was there gonna be new game of thrones episode either friday or saturday friday or saturday friday or saturday one of those days okay um let's make some sores [Music] let's make some swords boards don't really care about the style too much just yeah there we go hey domination boys dropping another 10 i wonder whatever happened to the multiplayer mod for the single player or the single player math the koa is it like uh the co-op mod i never played it but i i saw people would play it looked really grindy it looked really grindy um so yeah i don't know i do people still play that or did they take it down maybe they're like improving it or something that's a pretty cool handle porch okay i think that's a good amount of swords here let's see how much they're worth okay not too crazy not too crazy so we need to um recruit more troops because there's war there's war coming around the corner we need more men we need more men and we need to buy more food so let's stop at our castle make sure the castle's doing well we're going to recruit at the village get out of here looters thank you domination thank you for the 10 man i did not play it either but it felt like it was going to be huge in my opinion uh yeah honestly i i don't even really care about that i would rather have like a co-op campaign more than anything in terms of mods right now co-op campaign uh that would be really awesome really awesome all right oh yeah we still got a lot of money in here we're still upgrading everything looks good food is a little low we might here let's do irrigation and increase the food there right looks like we're going to war they're signing a bunch of mercenaries oh my god this is beautiful we need a max full army for war guys uh let me make sure let me text brittany here if all right i just want to make sure i'm not delaying here because i have a birthday party to go to as much as i'd rather stay with you guys no i'm just kidding i i i like birthday parties it's fine whoa hey guys what's your favorite war the one right now please are uninscribed please what my phone's about to turn off how long until the stream ends uh it won't be much longer it won't be much longer if that helps right i want this castle over here yeah yeah hey what do we do when we um when are we doing this when are we going to war how do you go to previous votes all right let's trade it's fine uh let's also buy a bunch of food oh yeah so much food the men are going to be so happy give them all the beer got to be careful we can't take all the food though because it will affect them if they get under siege all right all right well um let's keep recruiting until war is declared war be cool if there was naval combat that would be really cool i'm a little disappointed there's not any naval combat but it is what it is get out of here scat oh i didn't mean to do that all right we're almost max max uh recruitment here you know what i'm gonna do i'm actually gonna manage garrison and i'm oh we oh it's gone up so i'm gonna trade 12 recruits they make that 11 recruits and we are going to take 11 take like five of you guys and ooh these veterans would be nice to have well give me these archers i want some archers in the mix okay cool 145 145 all right let's go sell viking longship raiding that would be awesome right wouldn't that be really cool try to donate the prisoners to a friendly castle to get influence that's true but i don't do we have uh prisoners i think i sold them all yeah we don't whoa 14. nice that increased her speed too we're zooming across the map we're zooming a question how do you get to your own castle and would you recommend this game every how do you get how do you get to own a castle uh well there's a couple different ways you can become your own faction and attack a castle and just take it another way is you can become a vassal of a faction and they will reward or you can use your influence to try to reward the castle to yourself and what i recommend the game yeah i think it's really fun uh they're still working on it it's improving so yeah i think i've i've put many hours into the game i've enjoyed it a lot so i've enjoyed it a lot there we go is there a way to go back to the the vote on [Music] uh the war against the northern empire above them to archers to put them in the you need to take an army of recruits around and gain xp for them that's true that's true but i felt like we were about to go to war so you know anyway do you have any horses no we're just selling blades here guys selling blades can you make money faster trading craft items with rich lords you can make money faster trading i mean look i don't this is already fast enough i'm making so much money like this is i mean this is too easy as is i don't think that we need to find a way that's even better you know let's go to varchak how are my let's check out my parties here all that okay the vod check i leveled up uh let's improve stewards all the way up um trade possibly not really medicine what else are one-handed that's already up we can improve our two-handed charm let's just improve the charm a little bit uh from winning tournaments to selling blades ain't that the truth 46. that's all right we'll take your horses here we go all right let's sell a blade over here hopefully someone buys the blade you know sure i'm anthony uh they're they're coffers here but hopefully someone buys the blade and they can make all that money back plus some emptyness why can't i say empty empting emptying oh my god i'm just gonna stop right now i'm so sorry yeah they got a decent amount of cash give me all the horses give me give me all the horses yeah i want them all i want speed uh and then i guess i'll buy some food here prove stewardship all the beer you guys don't need beer give me the cheese give me these olives you don't need olives yeah that's fine whatever we're almost at a million oh a change of castle control here or no has it always been i don't know it looks like they conquered a little bit there oh in text okay sorry this text in brit brittany okay well i think we're we should have time for another war i'm just kind of waiting for the war to begin and it looks like they're currently fighting someone else this would be a perfect opportunity for war like what's going on i know there was a vote but what happened can we vote again like how do we get to that literally going to war 80 percent of the time um yeah i don't know i don't know what to do guys war so we're just going to go over here and sell some more swords wait with the enemy are you losing a lot of money and don't didn't you have a workshop in britannia doesn't even matter does it i'm losing a thousand four hundred that's nothing that's nothing that's peasant money that's peasant i literally i literally i literally can make so much money it doesn't even matter there's no like i don't even need workshops anymore i don't need caravans anymore i make so much money so much money through blacksmithing w-a-r what's that spell war war war to war it makes so much freaking money what's that i'm a millionaire again okay go after bandits and see raiders to get troop experience my troops don't need experience their experience will be the battlefield oh i don't this click oh here you guys got money take all this junk got all these clothes here god get rid of it i don't want it i don't need it i want to go to war man what happened to that have you been married yes uh is it oh you mean in real life yeah we got a marriage license today so but i don't know if it's official they're like yeah here's the form and then once we have the ceremony it has to be signed by like the minister or the priest or whatever and then we have to turn it back in so i think once we do that we're married the fake man himself is becoming a streamer it's happening it's happened i'm actually really enjoying it i'm really enjoying it it's been a lot of fun been a lot of fun been been a lot of fun i'm just kind of waiting for uh something to happen here um can we oh we can get two more soldiers do more let's go get them right here uh give me the archers you know what i want these guys yes and then i'll leave and then i'll just kick out some lowly peasants out of here like you guys i don't want you guys you're not even you're not even urging all non-sturgians must go there you're free to go thanks for serving in the army idiot i'm loving these streams glad to be able to catch these live big fan from ohio thank you dakota appreciate it currently listing the war pigs while decimating the empire hell yeah generals gather at their masses satan laughing as he spreads his wiz [Music] i like the cake i like the cake cover of that song it's i mean it's not uh i'm sure if you're a big metal head you're not gonna like it but it's kind of like a the fun the fun thing is your wife taller than you no he's shorter baby shorter look if i met a woman taller than me uh shh that would be amazing that would be amazing i have to go potty real quick i'll be right back right don't go anywhere don't go anywhere okay here we go you do a wife reveal on stream i did yesterday i did yesterday so you're gonna have to watch yesterday's stream and and find it yourself find it yourself [Music] i want more give me war damn it what's going on [Music] i could leave the kingdom what if i left the kingdom and convinced all the vassals to join me with my money huh yeah let me let me talk to this guy come here like what if i just give him a ton of money if i give a million dollars do a long stream again loved it yesterday i started watching 11 30 until you took the city uh yeah i can't do a long i at the most i can go until about 5 30 probably so that's a like a little less than an hour a little less than an hour war is the only thing that's real that's true war makes me feel i just want but i but seriously i do want to just go to war like i've got a thousand food i got a million gold um my parties are at 115 and 172 i mean we could have a big fat stack army you know we could we could do a lot here you know but no no i mean i can make more swords i'm not really in the mood right now i've been making swords you could have sold them a sword that's true yeah i could pay him in sword epic swords hey bro you want an epic sword hey zlai i don't know if i'm pronouncing your name right but uh you upgraded your membership tonight night status thank you man i appreciate the support the epic nights the epic night [Music] oh good troops in here let it let you be we'll let you be i want to go to war man how do you become a member uh there's a join button that you just hit and you can join you get access to uh private discord like a exclusive not private but exclusive discord um in the discord and you get cool badge next to your name and it just helps the channel oh these archers are too good to pass on do good too good and then we'll take my party here and get rid of some of the lower end troops here oh no no the lower end troops that would be like you get out we'll keep the woodsmen because they're future deadly archers man we just have a air i guess we can get rid of these spearmen there we go you're free to go thank you for your service blah blah blah i i don't have one for some ret not war peace and love get out of here come on we don't want to we don't want that ridiculous stuff in here come on we want war we want war oh nice can we please go to war all right so we're just every once in a while take these troops here just drop them off at the castle just drop you off at the castle [Music] all right um there we go jamie thank you for the five pounds loving the streams thank you jamie i appreciate it thank you thank you it's a war insert isaac eisenguard horn i don't know that was my best impression of the eisenhorn horde that's all i got that's all i got here let's go for these looters i don't know something to do oh god they're slow send in the troops really three troops died [Music] oh please give me a break give me a break i don't want these just go just go i don't want this either well at least we get to recruit more troops and some deadly ass troops i just want to go to war war equals mom battle battle i just want battle dude you know i just want some good old juicy battles i don't want to be hunting down 31 looters i don't care surrender or die send in the troops why do we keep losing men really we lost the palantine guard i didn't even know i had an imperial i don't why do i have so many imperial troops when did i get these guys hey i'll take the prisoners so they're not roaming around the streets drop these prisoners off apollo it's bedtime oh you gotta go oh look at all these prisoners just rotting in here yeah yeah there you go looters we have a hundred prisoners hmm well that sucks you guys just will continue to rot in there forever forever and then we can get another soldier here oh i took all the good soldiers let me go back to the other village there's some good soldiers over on that side so we have 71 influence we need like 30 more to clear war donate let's get this archer oh wait there we go we're almost at 150 for troops that's pretty crazy am i missing something though like seriously is there a way to you know uh they're losing support i know i've had imperial troops for a while donate looter prisoners from your castle to some other oh you know what that's a good idea that's a good idea i think that's uh how we'll do it to other castles or cities all right let's just take oh we can have 84 prisoners all right let's raise their castle go to this castle maybe you can spend influence to get the vote or something yeah i need a hundred influence i'm gonna go donate these prisoners though attack a caravan that's gonna greatly hurt my influence i'll put it to a negative but yeah we're gonna go all right see us live see you buddy thanks for coming a night zli is such a fly guy it's a lot of fun guy doesn't really have to try this is high in the sky and i guess he had to go so bye let's donate see what happens when i donate all these cataphracts i didn't gain any influence it doesn't matter if it's a town or a castle trading with lords builds charm and relationships yeah we should probably do that let's uh come here want to talk to you yes my name is eric i'm gonna like discuss and we will give you i'm just going to give you some money we're going to give you 10 000 or gold how about that there you go that improve our relation i don't know i don't know you have to donate soldiers to the garrison i thought um we could donate prisoners yeah we we uh got nothing out of that big fat nothing i know it feels like a bunch of hippies took over sturgia really does man that guy has 200 men i got bored and started executing every lord i captured i just need a city if i could get a city i could build my own kingdom vote for bailiffs town security increased by one towns of security greater than 60 yield one additional influence tax from towns were reduced by five percent ooh the king everybody but the king abstain we abstain you gain three influence just want war man i might go solo and then bribe everyone to join me all right see jesse thanks for watching man donating troops gives more influence okay then this is what we're gonna do we're gonna donate troops that's what we're gonna do we'll just donate the cheap troops until we get 100 and then we're declaring war oh let's go to the keep donate troops and we want to donate uh troops that aren't amazing nope so [Music] me i'll stop it when he does that here donate those guys oh yeah okay you're welcome and then we're just gonna recruit um i think these are all pretty good i wanted to recruit uh like more like peasant type lower tier units and i'll take the level twos good save good save the maker of war go donate again whatever let's just i mean we can we can donate better troops because we can easily recruit them here sturgeon spear militia get him out um you guys out just get rid of the woodsman there's briggins we'll gain seven nice very nice and let's go recruit and we'll go donate to the next city higher tier gives you more influence yeah that's true i guess we uh should donate higher tier troops what are we doing we're donating so we don't go to the keep donate troops and we'll give a couple sturgeon actually i don't yeah we can donate these guys because we can i don't know i don't i don't think i want to do that caleb thank you for the two will you make more shield wall videos um i can i haven't really been planning on it uh but thank you for the two man appreciate it i might i might here we'll get rid of this guy um [Music] one influence huh i don't want to get rid of these awesome guys but you know what i just want war though give me war give me war all right so how many we need 16 [Music] influence 16 influence huh there all right 100 influence severely weakened my army but that's okay there's more there's always more there's always more anthony thank you for the five if you could go back to the golden age of your channel third age would you no what do you mean go back like as in like be able to upload third age again and it be as well i mean you call it the golden age but i don't know i feel like we're in a bit of a golden age right now you know like it's been really awesome to stream and um financially it's not too different you know it's i don't know so no i guess not i kind of like how everything's played out you know i appreciate the five anthony i mean like i'm just tired like third age just got really boring after a while you know because it was just over and over and over and over and over and over and over the same battle over and over all right uh once we get a little bit more troops i'm going to persuade war all right ready war war war war war yes yes we want war it worked it worked all right uh first thing i'm gonna do get my people my ranks go recruit some more too war war war war war war war war war war war war we love war we love war war is fun war is fun war is fun war i need a big war emoji war war war war war do you guys want some war then come with me join me in an epic adventure of war we're gonna go get a castle we're gonna go get a castle we're gonna get a castle we're gonna get a castle i wonder how big it is come on let's get war all right this is the castle i want it's my castle we're gonna get a castle we're gonna get a castle we're gonna get a castle i wonder how big it is war and butter war and butter war and butter let's go war first thing here is you barking more water war all right how many defenders does this have 185 easy peasy lemon squeezy i'm gonna take that castle for the sturgeons let's go i want a city though i do want a city here comes my party all right i'm gonna go ahead and lay siege to it besiege the castle i'm going to besiege the castle i'm going to be seized come on where's my allies here let's go there's my wife come on wife what are you doing get over here guys i need more troops here oh see this is when they start to show up yeah i wouldn't do it wouldn't do it if i was you scare them off i would not do this if i was you they wait here and it makes me uncomfortable because that usually means like an army is going to show up yep it'll be pretty evenly matched i don't now it's not i think we can beat them the cap has me a little concerned we've got 28 you got 11 and you got six so we're gonna be heavily outnumbered in terms of cav infantry we've got a lot we can't we can't attack the castle guys because the castle the castle could probably hold us back you know the castle could probably hold us back um if we attack i know we could attack the castle and then defend the inside but i just feel like we're gonna lose a lot of men because all they have to do is is hold just invade the castle yeah you have the advantage i haven't i guess but the ladders are buggy you know and i don't have a ram i don't have any siege towers i'm not gonna run you know i could try something i'm gonna leave and instantly turn on these guys it did not work but i think we can win this okay okay we'll fight um we're not outnumbered by that much i think we'll be okay attack uh dude thank you thank you golden oh we got the best map we've got the best map this is the best map guys in case you didn't know the best map move soldiers move cavalry forward move soldiers forward we got the best map in the game yes we did we got the best map in the game in fact make a shield wall cavalry move closer adventure move forward [Music] come on guys you gotta get killing gotta get killing infantry shoulder to shoulder infantry raise your shields oh foreign what's going on oh shoot [Applause] gotta kill more [Applause] oh no [Applause] oh man we just lost oh damn dude [Music] yeah i think this is gonna be a bad dream i think this is gonna be a bad dream bad dream bad dream let's load it i thought we were going to beat them it's their cab they just had too much cab sure to save the game that's okay it auto saves it out of saves oh and he had a bad dream a very bad dream are we at war no we're not oh we're way back here way back here all right it's okay um go to the keep we gotta donate again and we're gonna go crazy with the donations here crazy with the donations i don't mind getting rid of the um getting rid of the non-archers because i feel like i can get those easy oh what else can i get yeah get the militia out of here i need to keep the spearmint man okay that's 15. so we just need um we're just gonna go recruit real quick uh we need eight eight more that's gonna help a lot and here we'll stop at this village too all level two troops equals donate yeah i mean but if we want a lot of influence we kind of have to donate higher level troops all right let's get eight eight eight eight eight eight okay and then go to keep donate troops so can we put them in order of their rank easy here take all the recruits take all of the warriors uh no i don't want to give up here uh no there's three um keep the axemen here six eight okay there we go we're done let's go ahead and vote [Music] that's true i could buy troops at the tavern there i heard blade why not we got the money i got a million gold you know oh um me go ahead and recruit my guys ah we didn't do it in time man didn't do it in time don't join their armies where's my guys right here dammit oh well maybe we can get them later i'm gonna go raid i guess raid these fools go to the tavern yeah 14 watchmen go 14 watchmen whoa you should buy some mercenary crossbows yeah that would be good a bunch of people created armies i could just tag along with an army and see what happens you know war and butter dude butter and war that is the ultimate combination the ultimate combination i need more troops man gotta get my steward up give me these yes okay i'll let one go me some crappy troop i don't care about all these watchmen kind of suck we'll see how they do can i can i have i don't have any influence so i need to i need damn all right let's just go raid we're gonna go raid we're gonna go rave good save good good call with the save yes did you do this smithing exploit uh i did smithing whether it's an exploit or not then you know i just smitty you know um raid the bill you're gonna come attack me these people are not going to like me though if we get the castle because i raided them are you going to siege the castle oh you are nice i'm going to help you with that once i finish raiding getting tons of grain like crazy guys we're having grain for days oh where you going raid the castle there we go raided oh here we go he doesn't like oh okay can you stop waiting so much i don't like it when you wait shut up this is war damn it this is war all right some vassals to fight yeah 665 men wow napoleon thank you for the five love you man you were my hero when i was younger take this money okay appreciate it man thanks for the five god bless i'm you know i'm just so glad i can be such a great role model uh this is gonna be an easy battle i'm just gonna send the troops we've lost one men so far wow we are barely killing them we lost 25 men wow that's about right give me these troops oh look at all these ah it's prisoners man mercenary guard nice i want the castle give me the castle i'm gonna leave the army gonna leave the army and go recruit me give me the castle no come on come on ah i need more influence for this man i mean it's great that we got the castle and everything but it was my castle my men suffered for this castle all right it's fair okay we're gaining some territory where else are we where are you going traveling okay oh we got another castle i'm not going to win these votes am i i n i need a city i need a city holy moly there's some elite squads here nice all right let's see if we can um we got 33 influence and everybody's still just intact yeah we're not gonna we need to go fight some enemy lords let's see what the armies are up to where you going traveling in here and then you're going here what are you doing you're going to castle what if we take this city over there i would love to i would love to take this city and we're we're kind of growing as a mighty kingdom all right yeah let's look for an enemy lord to fight oh here we go speak of the devil where you going where you going ah douche oh here we go you better run run for the hills ah damn these castles giving you protection and whatnot yeah nobody wants to fight me they're scared little chickens oh come on dude you can't i'm not gonna play this game come on i just want to kill you yeah looters wreak havoc wreak havoc looters oh he's coming back out once again he's coming back out go to the castle you piece of junk god you're such a coward you know what i'm gonna raid your village i'm gonna raid your village right in front of you right in front of you do something about it do something about it oh you're running god you're such a little coward dude god i'm getting iron too bubbled up oh steward nice mercedes troops wage and upgrade costs are decreased by 25 percent prisoners in your party provide carry capacity as if they're your normal troops construction speed is increased by 10 percent uh i really care about carrying capacity but the construction speed is pretty good construction speed is pretty good town projects are 10 more effective i'll do forced labor bad a reputation from gaining influence where are you guys headed oh nice nice nice we're just full out going to war here let's finish this raid and then help with the castle oh that's right you don't like it it's it's not grown on me at all since the last well you know what oh stop waiting stop waiting i hate it when you wait shut up okay just shut up do what i tell you to do you want to win this war not well let's what vote on the lord's privy council fear plus five gain influence per day cost delivery lower cleanser or increase with 20 that sounds pretty good but i abstain because i have no influence chad honorable surgeon vs virgin raiders no other way around wrong you got it wrong oh wait yeah all right they've got 351 troops ira what's up come on let's attack let's take this castle let's take it come on what else are we waiting on here for what else are we waiting here for war and butter oh they're gathering up oh no oh no don't gather up idiots um which prisoner wants to join me uh let's get the uh woodsman i guess oh that's a problem am i saying that correctly okay well um good luck i wish you the best i really do i'm gonna i'm gonna go now i'll uh are you really going in oh okay i i i'm sorry i just i can't i mean owen are you going into that mess no there's no way there's no way yeah there's i'm not charging that look there's there's one thing of honor but there's another thing of just stupidity so we're gonna chill here because they might go for um the castle and i want to be there i want to be there waiting for them all right what else we got here we level up on are you missing something here as we leveled up whatever all right where's the army are you raiding this village here where's the army did they just leave they're not going to attack come on you're not gonna attack huh where'd he go defend my own castle it's not under siege this guy's coming back for more though let's uh i might join this army and see what's up how many you got you need a lot here you need a lot at least uh a thousand probably no that's not enough i'll join along and see what happens but he's got another army coming so that's going to put us about 700 700 huh i've been everywhere man what do you mean defend my own castle it's not under attack shut up uh it was you know if we only just attacked the castle a little bit sooner we would have been okay it would have been okay see this is a problem uh oh boy oh boy okay we can win this we can win this but i'm not in command i'm not in command we'll see what happened to the bravery i mean there's it's called being brave and um there's there's a thing called being brave and then another thing called being stupid oh please yes yes hold this hill yes all right this is good this is good we might actually win this because what's going to happen here is we're going to blast them with our archers and our reinforcements are going to spawn in because there's there's clearly this is not everyone yeah we had what near 700 they had a lot more all right get ready guys open fire all right the nice thing is i can just focus on fighting stupid horse archers yes kill their cab that they're mindlessly charging in dang it dude don't let him out don't let him go come on guys you gotta reform reform reform reform archers [Applause] got one [Applause] oh man they're not attacking dude why aren't they attacking they're using strategy [Applause] oh come on come here fight me [Applause] fight me scum no no no no no you're not killing it there you go you're dead all right we're losing the battle right now but if we can turn this around okay no get away from the archers let's focus on the enemy cav got to keep our archers alive fine there we go look at that green oh all right i've had enough for this oh sorry sturgeon guys don't push let him come to us [Applause] oh two for one let's go [Applause] let's go [Applause] [Applause] come on [Applause] we gotta beat the damn empire [Applause] oh [Applause] all right [Applause] oh come on oh my god no don't don't break [Music] oh no we're losing stop don't break you cowards no oh come on i didn't even get a chance to fight well empire's no joke man empire's no joke [Applause] time to rebuild time to rebuild oh dang it dude at the very least we weakened them all right guys i think once i break out of here and get back to friendly territory i might have to call it an episode as it is 5 42 oh we're in we're in a dungeon that's nice that's nice it's a cozy dungeon it's a cozy dungeon uh plus tend to party size army your army loses cohesion five percent slower ooh pretty good you win some you lose some ain't that the truth ain't that the truth oh my god how are you coming back i was stop it what's up it's jessica how's it going man here we go again no the castle's under no they took the castle what did i get freed what happened what did i just accept dude i can't believe we lost that castle can't believe we lost that castle is anybody going to ransom me i got stuff to do freaking empire hate you i got 500 men coming for you hey from mexico what's up man welcome which castle this counts over here we had it we took it we lost it yes all right what's my inventory looking like oh i still got these dude that sucks i had such a kick-ass army a gas army it's okay i got money no no no ah man gonna put me in the castle aren't you oh no what my armies are being captured this war is not going well all right see scott get rid of horses why would i get rid of the horses 53 000 okay what's up what all right i just want to go home i was ransomed i was ransomed what at least we're in friendly territory now no no no no escape escape escape escape abort abort abort there's children on board aboard abort abort no we're not we're not doing the dream stuff we're not we we need we need to have moments of adversity okay we can't just dream it all the time i can't believe i just gave him 53 000 gold you can't buy influence apparently oh thank goodness just i'm leaving all right what's going on what's going on with my inventory what is happening i don't i don't know why are we so slow no no no i guess i should have stayed with the army chasing villagers help help help help not a bad dream no bad dream can i vote i just wasted influence hey buddy you're with me now leave the horses but i thought the horses make you faster okay we'll leave the horses bye horses i remember you ransomed you can't come back for me that's the rules i don't why the horses make you slow that doesn't make any sense wouldn't it make you faster when the villagers turn and attack you oh give me a break looter give me a break well we got the castle back i'm about to have my army back and they messed up they messed up they abused me they took my money herd penalty does still doesn't make sense bill doesn't make sense we have horses they would run together come here piece of yeah fight me oh i'm feeling it i'm feeling it let's go let's go let's fight come on you want to come fight me archers huh move infantry looters man move cavalry move you know i had such a long day of being a prisoner now these looters get to come up here and i get to destroy them you're loots yo look who it is lining up just for me huh over here boys open fire them [Music] [Applause] yeah i'm not too happy run run run as fast as you can get out of my country i'll kick you out myself that doesn't rain [Music] [Music] you laughing oh it's probably my horseman i was like i know you guys aren't oh my god look at this guy by doing your favor by killing you yeah you sure you wanted to fight us huh this is what you wanted huh all right we'll end it there oh i don't want him give it to the soldiers okay so we will oh i'm at 160 men now we will go on and recruit as much as possible and uh yeah deserted oh i have no food yeah okay gotta get some food that's my bad i'm going to be dr seuss just sick to being a warrior just a little something to hold us over as we uh get to a city here but yeah we'll recover from this real quick um we just got to rebuild our army and we'll be back at it kicking ass the beast slayer increase your damage with two end weapons against mounts infantry uh troops in the formation you're leading have the damage increased by 10 against mounts let's do shield breaker it want to break shields i want to break shields through it all we're gonna be slow here for a little bit we gotta get some horses back to eating great no no we still have lots of money they may have taken us prisoner but they didn't take our money thank god how's everything looking we're still holding holding the fort yeah we haven't lost anything yeah what are you doing looter don't come near us i'll kick your butt put the butter and grain to make bread oh no they're attacking our castle please defend it all right let's just get to the city we'll get a bunch of mules and stuff i love everybody just zooming past me got too much food they did take they took yeah they did take they actually took 100k in ransom oh hey um the gang is getting back together um we do something here i want you get nothing you gotta build from scratch okay and then my wife nice then engineer and i'll be quartermaster we're role-playing all right uh give me the meals give me the horses still too much huh here we go now we're now resuming zoom zoom zoom with the honorable surgeon we will the surgeon will come back in our lives very soon let's just get our army up these are all all low-level troops man this is like the first war we actually um kind of struggled in pretty intense butter butter all right we're at 71. i'm gonna go over and try to help defend oh nice we want to battle somewhere was it here i don't know but we took a bunch of enemy lords all right go to the city go recruit from the city all right okay guys or maybe not where you going king we lost the castle no did they already recruit through here i think they already recruited over here now we're not gonna fall all right wait what was that they're offering me peace like individually oh we got some empire troops here what castle did we lose no we got to take that back guys how many troops 91 yeah besieged the castle and um damn here we go oh i don't have enough nice come join me sweetheart we're going sieging together well i'm gonna go with just a ram so here build the ram and i guess yeah just build one ram there we go 210 we're taking this castle back dang it mr marchemis what's up all right i guess we're not doing anything for birthday all right that just shows how weak our troops are we outnumber them two to one all right we got the ram let me try to do some artillery building here maybe we can starve them out a little bit we got some other armies showing up here that's good we're leaving build build a trebuchet all right let's attack thank you mr marchemis you showed up just in time all right begin assault push the ram oh boy a little worried about this little worried about this geez oh we're getting smoked by that artillery there are no rams over or ladders come on all right let's go help over here oh my god i can't i can't i just come on oh i think we're gonna lose this oh my god all right in battle retreat retreat retreat i repeat fall back leave leave just disband the army all right we're rushing it we're rushing it guys it's up i i can't believe they took this castle all right that's fine rowdy rowdy all right let's go to uh let's go to var chag and we'll end the up in the stream maybe if you knock on the door they'll let you in yeah that didn't look like that was gonna happen all right guys thank you so much for joining this was a lot of fun we had some adversity here that's pretty cool right next stream uh tomorrow uh we're gonna rebuild our army we're gonna we're gonna push back the empire we're gonna do it it's gonna be awesome thank you guys so much for joining thank you to everyone who supported the stream this was a blast this was awesome always have fun playing guys thank you so much and um yeah i'll see you guys later bye

Channel: Pixelated Apollo

Views: 27,448

Keywords: bannerlord, pixelated apollo, sturgia, part 3

Id: 7tbs5hNCuGI

Length: 245min 45sec (14745 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 29 2021