[Music] [Applause] my name is Sergeant Joe Fink work from the 24-hour shf out of homicide and this is my workshop the part of town that everybody knows about but that nobody wants to see where the tragedies are deeper the ecstasies Wilder and the crime rate consistently higher than anywhere else skid R my beat [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] n [Music] the most terrifying period in the history of my beat began in a little rundown floor shop called mushnik [Music] ah good morning Mrs Shiva how's things today oh the same as usual Mr mushnik my sister's nephew Stanley died in Little Rock Arkansas oh what happened he got blown up who knows how that's nice well you would like maybe as usual some flowers for the [Music] funeral I thought possibly uh because I always give to you all my funeral business maybe you should possibly give to me a a little Cut Rate look on me Mrs shiv what am I a fatalist I sell on skro nothing but cheap conations and I should give you a Cut Rate I can't even afford water for the flowers to my throat I would be giving a [Applause] cut shut up from the back excuse me Mrs sh that se he's a nice boy why don't you let him see what see look here I got a new customer brand new in the yellow vest I should let the clean up boy but I can't even afford chase him out right away flower as fresh as the springtime mushnik hello oh hello Dr far what can I do for you today listen mushnik I haven't got much time send me over two gladiolas and the fern excellent that's two dozen glads one potted fight no no no mushnik to glad glas and one Fern you want I should put two gladiolas in the pot with the ferns no one Fern one piece Al together three pieces I need it for my waiting room yeah what aing good I'll drill a bigger hole you mean you want two crummy gladiol among crummy fine what kind of a decoration is that this it's my flower budget for the week mushnik who can be a dentist on skid R all right excellent I'll send right away who am I to argue with science make it snappy now you are going to get it who you are going to get it [Music] look see more K now Mrs shiver we were talking from the funeral flowers what the little funeral did you call me Mr mnik no I was calling John D Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls-Royce sorry I said it now look sear you take two gladiolas you'll cut them nice and even you'll take one fo you'll wrap them in a package and you'll take them to Dr far right they go already now what can I do for you sir uh my name is Bon fou excellent I am gravis mushnik oh that's a good one now who's going to get my roses I'll take care of you Mrs sh come right over here you would like maybe some orchids for a nice girl no I think I like a couple of dozen carnations carnations person can't turn around these days that somebody shouldn't drop there you've had more than your share of bad luck Mrs Shiva bad luck she calls it you should have so many people kick off you would have somebody fall on top of you too what about the carnan you said you wanted some roses yeah for Stanley my carnations you should see what that seor is oh here are your carnations wait I'll R them for you no that's all right I'll leave them here V of course what else they are all right well I've had better well this is a small shop that's okay you know those big places they're full of pretty flowers expensive flowers when you raise them for looks and smell you're bound to lose some food but I like EA these little out of the way places such a thing eating flowers look don't knock it until you try it huh look what happened this is what I was trying to tell you before look on him everybody look at the quality of his work I ask you when I fired him where is he going to get such another good job you mean I'm fired no I'm electing you president from the United States yes you are fired gravis you can't do that who can't I didn't mean it you didn't mean it you never mean it you didn't mean it the time you put up the bouquet with the get well card in the funeral parlor and sent the black lies to the old lady in the hospital you didn't me it but this time I grais mushnik me it he means it but J Mr mushnik don't I always try to do what's right and I'm crazy about flowers I like flowers almost as much as I does excellent you're fired why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself I give him a chance to quit I ain't going to quit you're a brave boy you're fired but that ain't Fair Mr mushnik you know what I'm doing I'm working on a special surprise plant just for you I'm growing a plant like you ain't never seen before excellent I can't even sell the plants I got in my shop out you now wait a minute he's got a new kind of plant you want to look at I don't look on flowers Mr yellow vest I got ancestors in the flower business for 200 years but but I got one shop on Skid Row one stinking shop I don't even like flowers no you don't understand what I mean look I've eaten in flower shops all over the world and I've noticed that the places that have the most weird and unusual plants do the best business see see see what is this a Tango all right explain me more well I remember one place that had a whole wall covered with poison iy and people came from miles around to look at that wall and they stayed to BU the owner got rich no he scratched himself to death in insane asylum oh that was my cousin Harry all right all right you'll go home and you get this fancy schmy plant and you bring it back here and if Mr yellow vest fou says it's a draw you still got a job if he don't out you go to B of you right don't worry you'll like it you'll see [Music] this is Radio ksik you've been listening to music for old invalids our next selection is entitled sick room serenate seore is that you yeah Ma come in here look at my tongue but my already seen you tongue have you no sympathy for your poor mother laughing at her and mocking her realness and she's got one foot in the grave oh I didn't mean it oh you never mean it oh come on look at my tongue a tongue's a tongue ma they all look the same to me oh did you stop at Dr Mard and get the results of my tests yeah you said there's nothing wrong with you oh not drct Amer he he's one doctor I thought would tell the truth he said you should be playing fullback for the Rams he wants me dead I'll bet he's assistant coroner I got a and I know I've got my goer is coming back I can feel it every morning after breakfast yeah that's when you take those great what you got a little surprise for me open it up and see all right Dr slurp saddle's famous tonic wait here to be taken internally or externally for pain and ntis n Elia headache if hit by a truck call your physician alcoholic contact 98% oh Seymour you'll never know what this is going to do for [Music] me oh I can feel that surge of warm Health going through me already look ma I got to get my plant and hurry back to the shop you mean that lousy weed out in the kitchen yeah and if Mr mushnik doesn't like it he's going to fire me apparently my hearing is going out on me I get the distinct impression that your job security depends on what mushnik thinks of that thing see it looks worse than it did this morning when I went to work I wish I knew what to do with it well if you asked me I'd pitch it out in the trash I don't like my house cluttered up with rotten vegetables look ma I got to hurry can I bring you any thing oh yeah yeah yeah yeah bring me the Evening News they're running a a self- diagnosis contest the winner gets to go to Mayo Clinic bye M bye son I see the Rosie and Dawn drink to [Music] me and I will I put this on my bill well here it is every everybody what do you think of it well it sure is different it looks delicious but don't you think it's kind of stale well it hasn't been feeling too well you called that a fancy plant it looks like it never spent an lty day in its entire life I don't care I like it anyway you you like even skunk cabbage yeah what kind of a plant is this Seymour well I'm not sure I got the seeds from a Japanese Gardener over on Central Avenue he found them in with an order he got from a plantation next to a cranberry Farm fine fine you don't even know what is this plant you're growing well I gave it a name what name oh jeez what you gave it a DIY name you can't even mention it well I named it Audrey Jr you named it after me oh really that's the most exciting thing anyone's ever done to me you poor kid I don't think it's so much I should keep on spending $10 a week on your salary but gravis he named it after me I know and if they keep it they'll name it mushnik's Vol because I'll be in jail for nonpayment of taxes are you crazy who who you you that's probably the only plant of its kind in the world don't you realize if Seymour can nurse that thing back to health you'll have people coming here from all over you think so you f I know so you mushnik and that's all I'm saying on the subject besides I've got to get home my wife's making gardus for dinner good night you f good night and I'll see you tomorrow crazy about kosher flowers he's a nice man maybe he knows is talking about maybe he's not so stupid I'll tell you what I'll do I'll keep you and this dumbbell junor for a week if you can noise it back to El you both can stay if you can't your both fir oh CH thank you Mr mushnik don't feel sad Seymour don't waste your pity on me Audrey I'm not worth it who says you're not everybody yeah I know but I think you're a fine figurative of a man and and I know that Obby Jr will be the sweetest thing in the whole wide world well I don't know I've given it every kind of fancy fertilizer and atomic plant food and distilled mineral water you can buy but it just gets sicker and sicker don't worry you're going to be another Luther Glendale Pasadena fbank good night Seymour night Audrey [Music] what's the matter little plant haven't I done everything I could for you where did I goof you're the first little plant I ever tried to grow and if you die I don't know what I'll do please don't die I'll get you some water okay [Music] oh gee you opened up just like you do every night at Sunset I wish I knew how to make you grow here let me move this out of your way so you can breathe ow ow ow ow ow hey what happened how how come you woke up blood you like blood oh you must be kidding but we'll [Music] [Applause] [Music] see you don't know what I'm doing for you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh who would have thought it well I guess there's just no accounting for people's [Music] tastes Dem my boy you are the most magnanimous person in the whole world look on him Audrey isn't he beautiful isn't he delicious isn't he got the $2 a what happened to your fingers be things so how come I'm all of a sudden so wonderful five bees one for each finger 10 bees did you say I was getting a $2 raise correct my very excellent Seymour 10 bees what did I do now don't you know what you did just look oh boy look at that it grew it's almost a foot long isn't it empirical it grows like a cold sord from the lip oh hello young pretty ladies what can gravis mushnik do for you well we saw your sign outside about the Audrey junor so we thought we'd come in and take a look well give a look that makes four people a day who' have come in just to look at it oh dicture is that just too much oh what kind of plan is it it's an Audrey junor where was it you got in trouble with 10 beads well is that all I mean doesn't it have a scientific name yes of course but who could denounce it you would like maybe to buy something well we don't have any money except $2,000 but that's just to spend on flowers so we don't have any of our own isn't that a drag you got just $2,000 just for to spend on flowers that's right who died the Chamber of Commerce well we're from konga high school we're building a float for the Rose Ball parade which is made out of flowers thousands of them and we're on the committee that picks the florist and then glues on the flowers gee that sure is a mad plant wow yeah zour here invented it he did thousands of Girls Girls Girls Girls Girls please don't damage the ortic cultur is tell me how come you don't buy all these thousands of flowers from graas mushnik my flowers got something the others don't what's that the che well GE if your shop is good enough to develop the Audrey Jor I guess it can get us everything we need yeah we'll talk it over with the rest of the committee well we got to run now bye all bye bye bye girls a son a son look Audrey I got a son oh G Mr mushnik what Mr mushnik I don't want you should call me Mr mushnik anymore I want you should call me dad okay Dad isn't that beautiful Seymour kelb come over here my son I want to talk on you about the future look on this fly trap look onone it soon we got no more skid R we will be which US I am building for you a giant Greenhouse in which you are making impossible flowers which in turn I am selling at ridiculous prices in my giant new flower Saloon in Beverly Hills do you see that big sign in the sky it is saying gravis mushnik in French isn't it exciting and we'll have an orchestra right by the cash register and gravis will wave his arms and the orchestra will play pendon spring song and I'll come out in a gown W by somebody expensive and say the carnations are $600 a dozen two dozen for a thousand it's a bargain get them while they land stop shouting my Uncle M just brother yle just passed away T to fly New Jersey tell me how much are the carnations today the carnations are $600 a d and why are they letting him run around loose please please excuse my son Mr shiver just point anything in the store and it is yours I mean that's right the cash register maybe huh ah wait a minute here here are several dozen carnations on the house courtesy of grais mushnik De Bloom Tycoon that's my dad thanks thanks very much only tell me why are you so happy not only did my uncle M's brother jle die New Jersey you should also give some flowers to that put that plant there good morning Mr mushnik good morning good morning Mrs shiv look what happened to my plant dad who are you calling dad who who oh no and it was so beautiful just a few seconds ago excellent just a few seconds ago I gave away dozens of carnations free to Mr shivba I didn't mean it you have perhaps an explanation no but if you give me a minute I'll think of one I can see it all now we are in the poor house that big sign in the sky it is reading sey more kelb rest in peace in Arabic oh you've got to give him another chance you promised me a week Mr mushnik I'll sit up all night with that plant it'll be healthy in the morning you'll see I promise I promise [Music] e me feed me feed [Applause] me who said that you said that you said that feed me you said that you can talk I got a talking plan say it again me me oh boy I never been to college and I ain't been around much but I'd have been willing to bet there ain't no such thing as a talking plant but I'll take your word for it gee Junior i' I'd like to feed you but I used up all my fingers look at me I'm all cut to Pieces but maybe I got can find another drop here someplace that's the best I can do more more but I'm already anemic Feed me more gee Junior I'd be happy to give you anything I got but I got to keep a little blood for myself or I'll be in worse shape than Mom I'm sorry Junior well I'll go for a walk maybe I'll I'll think of something [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] a [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh oh oh my God [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] daddy there's somebody out there [Music] e me eat me look child Hound don't bother me I got problems of my own feed me I'm sorry pal I'm a fresh out of blood talk to somebody else I'm hungry I don't care what you are can't you see I'm knocked out I just killed a man I'm a murderer you think it's fun to be a murderer you think it's fun to haul around a sack full of food oh no Junior what kind of guy do you think I am I'm [Music] starved well maybe just a snack [Music] that looks [Music] [Laughter] great now that is what I call a salad what do you call that salad cerian well before the next course I think I'll have a nice cigar all right you would like maybe a cigar you don't smoke cigars what am I thinking about better are the matches oh Bo you know what I found I'm looking for the matches and I found I left the money in dollar suit here's your mocked chicken legs you don't have any money so what else is new all right all right I made a mistake after all a man is entitled go on this is your story I'll wait for the punch don't get smart with me gly I'll have you know that in my shop in the cash register I'm having the total days receipts which is summing up to more than $9 you'll bring the rest of the food then I'll go to the shop and get the money you're playing my favorite song now look here buster one of you is going to go down right now and get the loot while the other one stays here until the first first one gets back if you get what I mean oh fine in this Fenty schy restaurant you are holding hostages right all right excellent you eat up Audrey I'll be back in a flesh with the cash bye gravit [Music] [Music] season to be [Music] J the to be [Music] you flush now right bring me whiskey rum wine gin borbon what Scotch R tequila saki manit did you bring the money don't bug me with the money I got to get drunk now what flipped him I don't know look here take it bring me anything bring me everything crem the mint everything you got okay well what happened don't ask you look like you've seen a ghost ghosts I could handle don't ask why don't you tell me maybe I could help you help you couldn't try and eat something it'll calm your agation in my own shop Audrey you wouldn't believe it I wish you'd break out and tell me all right I'll tell you tomorrow right after I am telling the [Music] police but mushnik didn't come to the police if he had that might have been the finish of the unhappy story it was [Music] not hi grais $85 with the business already and we barely open what did I tell you you wouldn't be interested in selling a half interest in this place huh Mr mush we talked to the committee and they said we could use your flowers on the float and guess what I'm going to feature Audrey junor right on top can't you just picture it I can picture oh won't the people just eat it up eat up the people and we're going to have the big part of it open so she can sit in it who the queen with her crown at s her she'll be so cute oh you could just eat her up eat up the girl oh there I got I got a too come oh my got a tooth H let go my [Applause] ja now see more talk on me I got a tooth EG what do you want to talk about that plant is that a nice subject for to talk the plant the plant is great it's it's four times bigger than it was yesterday I saw I saw how come the plant is now so big I don't know but look at all them people out there we only been open a half hour we already done $70 worth of Business 85 that looks tore you gave this plant a fancy name Audrey Jr but I want to know right now what do just people call it well it's a cross between a Butterworth and a venus fly trap venus fly trap and what are the habits of this venus fly trap well the book says it eats insects it eats them three times in its life and then it's full grown excellent and how many times is this B it well once or twice you don't remember well this is kind of an unusual type fly trap that is a possibility may never eat again I don't see how it could get any bigger then you think you don't need any more flies yeah oh my tooth is just killing me all right excellent you run along to the dentist I'll take care of things here thanks BD grais we've got to order more flowers tons of them I'm making lots of money [Music] please don't oh please don't hurt me [Music] anymore that'll teach you to keep your bill up the date you dead beat go ahead and run you sniveling dog go ahead and run I'm glad I heard you I'm glad I'm glad s s got a bad tooth huh no I thought this was the men's room Simo come back here you bad dog you get get in there so you are the young man who ruined my gladiolas huh sit down come [Music] on guess what my tooth sto hurting yes I know see shut up and open up uhhuh does that hurt yeah good you haven't felt anything yet uhhuh sh over here seea who is the dentist here you or me I'll find that tooth mhm uhhuh look at that's the leg Mite but don't worry it's going to be an easy one SEO I won't even use Nova cane oh you broke the mirror in my mouth well don't tell me about it stupid just swallow it all right yes let's see Nim more let see I'll have this one and this one and that one and I have to have the one only one too Simo who is the dentist here you or me are you practicing Dentistry without a license no all right let's see oh [Music] sh don't be look at that will you look at that Simo I didn't know you were an elk you know I can't afford an assistant so I get this ready Instant Mix doesn't last very long but it tastes good all right Sim oh stay away from me same you're trying to kill me a d [Music] aha is this st's office uh just a minute oh yes I see it is you you can come in [Applause] now my name is Wilbur Force Wilbur Force what just Wilbur Force my first name is Wilbur my last name is force I don't have a middle name well you have an appointment maybe no but you were very highly recommended to me by one of your patience a Mrs Esa I do a lot of undertaking for her relatives well as you can see I have a customer now and I'm all booked up for the rest of the day so you'll have to come back tomorrow oh I couldn't do that I have three or four abscesses a touch of pyara nine or 10 cavities I lost my Pivot tooth and I'm in terrible pain well I can't help you today oh that's all right I'll I'll just wait [Applause] outside the patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife he almost fled to death and Gang Green had set in I didn't give him much of a chance there were other complications the man had cancer tuberculosis leprosy and a touch of the grip I decided to operate my my patient just left you you could come in now oh goody I didn't see the other man leave well he went out the back door you know most people don't like to go to the dentist but I rather enjoy it myself don't you I mean there's such there's a real feeling of growth of of progress when that that old drill goes in I mean I'd almost rather go to the dentist than anywhere wouldn't you yeah now no Nova Kain it dulls the senses this is going to hurt you more than it is me oh goody goody here it comes [Applause] oh my God don't stop now well I made a lot of holes and now I got to fill it up with this here silver stuff well aren't you going to pull any well uh oh go [Music] on well it's your mouth [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] well Dr Favre it's been quite an afternoon I can truly say I've never enjoyed myself so much I'll recommend you to all my friends thank you bye bye now [Music] feed me a take it easy Dracula what do you think I'm carrying here my dirty [Music] [Applause] [Music] laundry I'm coming I'm coming [Music] [Applause] already this should be enough for anybody M good well goodbye Dr far you may have been a crummy dentist but you were a nice fell I never meant to kill anybody in my whole life I've killed two in the last two days well but you asked for it coming after me with that knife and all fun voyage Dr F you want anything [Music] else see you in the morning [Music] come in it's me Joe come on in Frank how's the wife Frank not bad Joe glad to hear it the kids lost one yesterday lost one eh how'd that happen playing as matches well those are breaks yeah I guess so got a strange one here railroad people say they lost one of their best detectives the other night oh yeah some with the yards he's watching the refrigerator cars refrigerator cars ice thieves oh yeah what happened don't know vanished let on tracks close none anything else Dennis fob dead missing close blood in office where SK roll ideas none check it out yeah now we are on the case officer Frank stoie and me my name is think Sergeant Joe think I the think [Music] morning Mr mushnik oh boy look at that hi everybody oh my gosh ain't it something it's it's monstrosus yeah and to think that you did it gee Audrey you don't have to kiss me don't you like me to kiss you yeah but you don't like to kiss me why shouldn't I nobody else ever did well I do like to you do you really do you like to kiss me sure I do would you like to kiss me again okay that plant oh boy you kiss good Audrey oh I guess I just have a good kisser how did did would you like to go out on a date with me some night then oh sure I would seeyour anytime tonight okay oh boy about that plant we got the list of flowers for the float for the Rose Parade I can't talk to you now girls talk on Audrey we got the list for the float okay let's take a look at it okay hi what's cooking look at my plant my what a LOD one yeah hello Mr shiver what's new oh I got terrible news my n Frankie just lost his little boy oh that's too bad how did happen he was playing with matches would you like to buy maybe some flowers about 50 cents worth well I'll get them for you look at my plant I'm looking your name gravis musn mushnik gravis that's my name just want to ask you a few questions questions ask me I want to ask you a few questions I didn't do it do what whatever ever see this man man see picture why are you so nervous you got a guilty conscience no why should I never see this man man see the picture Dr farb so you know him my dentist he he maybe did something disappeared blood in his office the other man too blood in the railroad tracks few spare parts doctor far is mided is he who knows not me what do you think he doesn't know anything okay mushnik if you hear anything about these men call our office sure I'll be glad to go operate with the police hello a sitting oh isn't it terrible what happened to your boy Franky those are the brakes all right Seymour now you tell me if that plant is finished all grown up he's finished all growing up you wouldn't kid your father my father came home me idiot it's a finger of speech now look I can't stand any more that plant it's growing me out of house and home well it ain't going to grow anymore I promise how can you be so sure it ate three times already who I mean what did it eat this time about about a million Japanese beetles so don't need no more it's full grab us there's a lady from some kind of a commitment outside I think it's important excellent by the by I understand you want to take Audrey out on a date tonight that's very good with me because I am staying to keep an eye on that muga plant where are we going to go tonight Seymour well I just remembered I don't have any money well that's okay we could take a walk along the ocean or something I got a great idea we can eat dinner at my house my mom's a great cook well that's well oh boy I'll call her later and tell her okay oh that's remarkable you like I neither like nor dislike anything my goodness I happen to represent the Society of Silent flower observers of Southern California how about that tell me who created This Magnificent BL I did me and what might your name be SE more KB with a K KB KB raised it in the coffee can this well tell me Mr kelb is this a freak or or can more be raised from the Seas we should live so long well I don't think they're going to be anymore Miss uh fanger Mrs Hortense fanger I think this is going to be the only one Mrs fish swinger fish twanger fish twanger well it's probably indigestible anyway at any rate I have the honor to tell you Seymour kbo that you have been selected to receive the annual trophy of the Society of Silent flower observers of Southern California a trophy me such is Justice tell me when do you suppose those large buds will open well according to what the book says about the plants that I crossed they should open day after tomorrow at Sunset ah very well then I shall return at that time to present the trophy good day remarkable oh boy I'm going to get a trophy oh feor I'm so proud of you oh a real troper Andrey junor put it on the floor in the Fross parade oh boy oh don't look at me I I'm a terrible sight I'm a complete sea Haag she always says that oh well it's true I haven't been feeling very well lately Audrey this is my M wiford kowb Maris is Audrey fart she's my girl hi Audrey are you hungry sure am I could eat a Hur we'll sit right down and I'll go get the first course sit here rre you want me to take your sweater [Applause] yes never mind that well now try this it tastes like cough syrup Dr fim's cough syrup a toast to Audrey Jun no to Audrey [Music] senior you you Glutton you tonight I keep an eye on you I don't let nobody get near [Applause] [Music] you got some soup I don't touch it till I get the the flavoring GE Audrey you sure look good by candle light oh do I really see more yeah here you are I'll try it sure smells different it's different some kind of oil isn't it God liver oil it's wonderful for the colon and that's sofa powder on the [Music] top eat [Music] me be me [Music] I'm [Applause] [Music] hungry open it this B me I didn't need it need me I had it I want [Music] food St talking plant fot I'm hungry no hungry and other fine Kettle and fish who would you like to have tonight you look fat enough we not only got a talking plan we got one that makes with smart cracks will you listen to me you Botanical bum food you wouldn't get not from gravis mushnik I'm St excellent you would un populate old skro well you can forget about it you wouldn't get fed from gravis mushnik tonight good night you'll get [Music] yours I kind of like this chalain if it tastes a little bitter it's because it's made of Chinese herbs and it's flavored with acas and EPs and salts there ain't another cook in a whole world like my M that's what you old man said before the Lous ran out on me you know if you're going to be married you got to be a good cook maybe you could teach me you think to getting married well he hasn't asked me yet who hasn't Seymour Seymour's too young to get married look here a boy's got to go out and play around a little bit go out on the make and have a ball JMA I don't want to have a ball I want to be with Audrey no look see more you promised you wouldn't get married until you bought me an iron lung you've been breathing for years ma well it ain't easy It Ain't Easy [Music] [Applause] [Music] son there's nobody here black cas 13th job Friday the 13th is stupid [Applause] superstitious all right you come out of there don't shoot mister I'm old and sick I would not even a fly come out in the light where I can see you man please don't shoot please please I'm on the grav motion if you wouldn't want to kill me where would you hide the body don't worry I'm not going to shoot you not unless you try something try something I never tried anything in my life I wouldn't try anything now you want my money take it you want I should go out and steal you some more that's all right too I'll do it thank you very much I like your brand of hospitality you'll excuse it is more I'm only a poor Flawless yeah yeah we got about 30 bucks here come on now where's the rest of it I was in here this afternoon I saw about 30,000 people in here they must have spent some money where is it there ain't no more money they came in to look on the plantage a big attraction Audrey junor a plant don't try to snow me Jim 30,000 squares didn't come in here just to look for a plant I want it I don't got no more money honest believe me okay let's try this one 2 3 4 no I ain't got no more money honest all right try it the other way around five 4 3 two all right all right already okay big dad where in the pl in the pl the big plant or junor inside the big leaf that's right inside how do you get it open just knock [Music] [Music] in there in there inside in the bottom I don't see anything way inside right in the B [Music] what I did I don't care about you got at a date with Audrey tonight I am no more sitting up with that no good ni plan but gee Mr mushnik you don't have to sit up with it anymore it's all grown up now excellent smart guy how do you know it don't be hungry no more well because tonight you are staying then tomorrow they're coming and they're going to give you a trophy and then after that we are getting rid once and for all for that plant getting rid of it why don't ask why why the end into the garbage can Aloha o yes Mr Shiva oh seore you wonderful plant oh that's all right Audrey I'll grow other plants even more wonderful ones I know you will did you figure out what we're doing tonight yeah we're going to a place full of beautiful flowers we have to stay here yeah well never mind we'll have a picnic it'll be just like going to the country did you get 3,000 pink a alion for the arbor and the 9,000 yellow moms for the for for the border and the the roses for the front and the back no around the back what do you mean you're going to a picnic at night with that full quard girl don't you like Audrey ma she's out after your money I don't have any money oh she's a smart one she'll latch on to you and till you get some and then goodbye Fortune but Audrey's an honest girl ma yeah never trust a woman who's too healthy rrey had a bad cold a couple of weeks ago oh a cold a puny cold why don't you get yourself a real female with something decent like monana osis or or G Stones well maybe she could catch something like that the only thing she'll catch is you and she'll take you off to some shady sanitarium and leave me to chiropractors and Faith healers I know when I'm not wanted oh oh g m don't feel sorry for me I'll just find a nice wet alley somewhere and curl up and wait for the end oh please don't die till I get back will you Ma I'll take care of you I'll always take care of you I promise yeah [Applause] bye gee Audrey I never tasted food like this before it's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich peanut butter and jelly what does that cure nothing it's it's just a food what good is it if it doesn't clear up pimples or shrink your sinus tissues or something you're just being silly Seymour seamour what do you want to be well I want to grow things if I had a lot of money I'd go to the South Seas where they grow the most fabulous plants in the world well that sounds exciting yeah I'd like to go to the South Seas too there's no reason why you couldn't go would you take me with you Seymour oh I couldn't very well go without you Audrey why not well because because I'm in Love with You Audrey oh I'm in love with you too Seymour Fe me what' you say I I was just kidding I'm hungry see more I didn't mean it why did you say it oh food you didn't even say that oh yes I did I said it I said it oh I'm looking right at you I'm been vist you're what a Ventrilo feed me Simo do you feel all right well I don't know I'm not sure well then stop all this nonsense and kiss me I'm dying from Hunger all right if you're so hungry eat something but forget about me I'm sorry Audrey give me to eat if you can't control yourself I'm going home I need some [Applause] Chow that empty stomach Audrey please wait listen to me I've listened to all the nonsense I want to hear Seymour you're a nut you tell me that you love me and then you act like a complete idiot please listen Audrey I'll be able to explain everything soon why can't you explain now because so many things are so important I want to marry you but I got to take care of Mom well that plant in there is going to make it all come true tomorrow they're going to give me a trophy and I'll be f famous I'll be a big botanist and then we can go to the South Seas just like we planned and all but that doesn't have anything to do with what went on in there when you're ready to come to your census Seymour then I'll talk to you good night [Music] [Applause] Seymour I'm getting pretty tired of you I need food I don't care what you need look what you done to me you not only made a butcher out of me but you drove my girl away shut up and bring on the food don't tell me to shut up you shut up who raised you from a bunch of little seeds who fed you all them high class fertilizers and sat up all night with you when you were sick nobody else would have done that for you do you think anybody else would have brought you human beings to eat you darn right they wouldn't well I've helped you and you've helped me now shut your trap and go to sleep I'm tired cow mine close your eyes you are asleep open your eyes now you will do as I say do you follow me yes master you will go out and find me some food Yes master now be gone and waste no time [Music] idiot [Music] my name is Leonor cin how's the rain on the rubar master is [Music] [Applause] [Music] hungry well hello there [Music] [Music] I got to find food for master food I got to find for master for master I got to find food maybe I can help help who are you my name is Leonora Clyde I love you master wants food let the Old Goat wait the night is young and so are we Master doesn't eat goat well what kind of food does he likeo that's more like it kiss me [Music] what's the matter don't you like me too bony too bony nobody ever told me that before beef is better than ve you're such a Dodo what do you call this chopped [Music] liver Master would like more fat speak for yourself John my name is Seymour my name is SE are that's my name too are you interested are you just wasting my time I never thought anybody would volunteer do you volunteer sure I do all right if you're sure you want to volunteer all right my place are yours I don't care well flip a coin I don't have a coin flip anything silly well there's a rock what dry [Applause] [Music] wet the search was narrowing and we knew that soon we would have the killer not that we had any more clues than before but we had to tell the chief something I had that feeling in my bones that the mystery was drawing into its Climax and I was determined to be on hand all right out out out nobody is in today we have a special occasion for Seymour kelb which has invented the big plant so I want everybody should please stay out of the way we want Seymour we want SE we want I tell you this business is worse than being a conductor in a revolting door I'll be glad when this day is finished what's a celebration they're presenting my son with a trophy yeah what do you do run away from home please don't look at me that way Audrey I want to talk to you I'm sorry Seymour I just don't understand you I'll explain everything after the ceremony you police what are you doing here heard there was something going on here this evening just thought we'd come by and keep an eye on things look we don't need no eyes kept on nothing everything the Society of Silent flower observers has arrived and sunset is almost Upon Us welcome lady gentlemen we are honored for to have you still working on those disappearances we think they were murdered hey look here young man that's no way to talk at a time like this let me see your tongue know what you got just the facts ma'am trench mouth I know I had it back in 9 better have that looked into Frank whatever you say Joe Mr crowboy the Sun is going down now and uh you do think those buds are going to open I hope so because if they don't Mr kbor we shall just have to present the award at another time oh oh it's starting to open it's Mark oh look the first bad is [Music] open isn't that Railroad Cop look at the rest [Music] what do you think Frank they're all there Joe yes you're right Mr Cowboy how do you explain this I didn't mean it I didn't mean it that's right Officer he didn't mean to kill themo you promised you'd explain looks like they're getting away Joe gu you're right let's catch him right [Music] oh now the float will be perfect yeah [Music] I get you [Music] he [Music] he [Music] n [Music] a [Music] [Music] you wouldn't find them here with the toilets let's go back [Music] [Applause] you dirty red plant you messed up my whole life me I'll feed you I'll feed you like you never been fed before [Music] better to give up gentlemen you wouldn't find him tonight look the door's open Frank [Applause] [Music] [Applause] he was such a good [Music] boy sear I didn't mean it [Music] [Applause]
