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doing great uh this man is a [ __ ] has always been a war he'll probably always be a [ __ ] that's not a secret he's not keeping it hidden you all knew who he was before you got involved with him and now you want to be all [Music] he's nasty but he's a doctor here and a pretty good one so let us i'll close our knees and get back to our job so he can get back to his job and help the people that really need [Music] [Music] i bet you wish you taken the stairs right about now [Music] i have five rules memorize them number one pagers nurses will page you you answer every page at a run a run that's rule number two trauma protocols phone list pagers the nurses will paid you you answer every page at a run a run that's rule number two you're supposed to follow me starts now and last year 36 hours your interns grunts nobody's bottom of the surgical food chain you run labs write orders work every second night until you drop and don't complain you're grunts nobody's the bottom of the surgical food chain you run labs write orders and you work every second night until you drop and you don't complain on call rooms contendings hug them sleep when you can where you can which brings me to rule number three if i'm sleeping don't wake me unless your patient is actually dying on call room sleep when you can where you can you know but not with anybody not attending especially not attending sleep with attendings not a good idea why the [ __ ] you lying why are you always lying where was i rule number four the dying patient better not be there when i get there i don't know when you have killed someone you would have walked me for no good reason we clear yes you said five rules that was only four rule [Applause] when i move you move [Music] trust me it's not thank you for that you don't get to sit up there and ask questions about my daughter if you want to take my license and make sure i never see another patient again then you do that but you have absolutely no right to ever mention my daughter's name because you are the one who kills her father i'm gonna kill him you don't remember me but i remember you as the coward who stood over my dying husband the love of my life and you didn't even attempt to do burr holes after he failed to get him a head ct burr holes we don't have time for a ct i was doing burr holes as an intern that one night should have cost you your entire career but instead you're sitting up here judging me you don't deserve to judge anyone your honor if we could uh just short recess to evaluate the situation see if dr gray's a conflict of interest my conflict of interest [Music] my medical license should not be in this man's hands he is dangerous [Music] each of you comes here today hopeful wanting in on the game a month ago you were in med school being talked about doctors today you are the doctors the seven years you spend here as a surgical resident will be the best and worst of your life you will be pushed to the breaking point look around you say hello to your competition eight of you will switch to an easier specialty five of you will crack under the pressure two of you will be asked to leave this is your starting line this is your arena how well you played that's up to you each of you today comes here hopefully wanting in on the game a month ago you were in med school being taught by doctors today you are the doctors the five years you spend here at surgical residence will be the best and worst of your lives you i'm let you finish you have a question yes why uh you raised your hand no i'm sorry i mean why will these be the best worst years of our lives uh i i was getting to that um where was i oh right you will be pushed to the breaking point look around you say hello to your competition eight of you will switch to an easier specialty five of you will crack under the pressure two of you will be asked to leave this is your starting line this is your arena how well you play that's up to you mcdreamy was was doing the mcnasty with the mega hottie that mcbastard [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 6min 38sec (398 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 04 2021