Liev Schreiber Apologized To His Kids For Bringing "Ray Donovan" Home At Night

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<i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i> >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOLKS, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A TONY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM "SPOTLIGHT," "ISLE OF DOGS," AND "RAY DONOVAN." >> SO YOU'RE GOING TO SEE HIM IN PRISON. >> YEAH. >> TODAY? >> I JUST SAID THAT. >> YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? >> NOT REALLY. >> DOES SEEING HIM MAKE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> YOU'RE ON THE-- >> OKAY, YEAH, YES, SEEING MY FATHER MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. >> SO WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT THAT? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> HOW CAN YOU MAKE YOURSELF LESS UNCOMFORTABLE? >> YOU TELL ME. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. >> SO WHY ARE YOU GOING TO SEE HIM? >> BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO. THAT'S-- YOU-- THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT IF I---- WORKED SOMETHING OUT WITH MICK IT WOULD SOMEHOW MAKE MY LIFE BETTER. >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME LIEV SCHREIBER! ♪ ♪ ♪<i> ( APPLAUSE )</i> >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IT'S VERY NICE TO BE HERE. >> Stephen: NOW, I HAVE A PROBLEM. I WANT TO APOLOGIZE. I THINK THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE I MISPRONOUNCED YOUR NAME BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAID LI-EV, AND I WAS TOLD TODAY MULTIPLE TIMES BY MULTIPLE PEOPLE THAT I WAS SAYING IT WRONG. >> YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. MY NAME IS LI-EV. >> Stephen: SO I'M RIGHT, IT'S LIEV LIKE KIEV. NOT LIEV LIKE KIEV. <i> ( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> WELL, HERE'S THE THING, WHEN I USED TO TEACH PEOPLE MY NAME-- WELL, AMERICANS, THAT IS--UN, THE ONLY REFERENCE WE HAVE IN THIS COUNTRY THAT SOUNDS REMOTE LIKELY MY NAME IS THE DISH, CHICKEN KIEV. >> Stephen: RIGHT. >> SO I WOULD TELL PEOPLE MY NAME IS LIEV LIKE CHICKEN KIEV, AND THEY WOULD HEAR CHICKEN KIEV AND SAY LIEV. >> Stephen: HOW MANY PEOPLE GET IT RIGHT THESE DAYS, LIEV? >> NO ONE HAS EVER GOTTEN IT AS RIGHT AS YOU, STEPHEN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: I AM TEMPTED-- I AM TEMPTED TO END THE INTERVIEW RIGHT THERE. >> ME, TOO. BUT THERE IS ONE MORE PRESSING QUESTION. >> Stephen: YES? >> IS IT COAL-BERT OR COAL-BARE? >> Stephen: IT'S COAL-BERT. >> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> HOW DID IT BECOME-- DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, A FRENCH RELATIVE. >> Stephen: DO YOU REALLY CARE? >> A LITTLE BIT. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> >> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE NO! THAT WOULD BE NO! YOU EITHER CARE OR YOU DON'T. YOU DON'T CARE A LITTLE BIT? >> IT WAS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR YOU AND I TO SPEAK FRENCH, THAT'S ALL. >> Stephen: MY FAMILY THOUGHT WE WERE FRENCH BUT WE'RE NOT FRENCH IN ANY WAY. MY FATHER ALWAYS WANTED TO BE COAL-BARE, BUT HE WAS A JUNIOR, AND HIS FATHER SAID IF YOU CALL YOURSELF COAL-BARE INSTEAD OF COLBERT, PEOPLE WILL THING YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MY SON BECAUSE YOU'RE A JUNIOR. >> IS THAT TRUE. >> Stephen: THAT'S A TRUE STORY. AND WE HAD 11 KIDS AND THEY SAID YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT. WANT. >> AND YOU CHOSE. >> Stephen: I CHOSE COAL-BARE. BECAUSE I INHERITED THE PRETENTIOUS GENE. >> I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT. I WAS GOING TO SAY THE FRENCH GENE. >> Stephen: WELL, PRETENTIOUS, FRENCH, IT'S THE SAME THING. IF WE MUST, IF WE HAVE TO, LET'S GET BACK TO YOU. LAST WEEK YOU WERE PROFILEED IN THE ""WALL STREET JOURNAL"." AND IT SAID, "LIEV SCHREIBER WAS BORN TO BE WILD, BUT WITH A PURPOSE." THAT'S GREAT. IT'S A GREAT TITLE. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> I DON'T KNOW. I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU. WHAT IS "WILD WITH A PURPOSE"? I MEAN, THERE'S WILD, LIKE, IF YOU'RE A MUIR CAT IT'S APPROPRIATE OR A PURPOSE WHO PARTIES A LOT. BUT I'M NOT A PERSON WHO PARTYAISE LOT. >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE WILDEST PARENT OF YOU? >> THE WILDEST PART OF ME. >> Stephen: DID YOU READ THE ARTICLE? >> NO, WAS IT GOOD. >> Stephen: I CAN'T GET PAST THE PAY WALL. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE ARTICLE IS ABOUT. >> I'M WITH YOU 100%. WHAT DOES IT MEAN, "BORN TO BE WILD BUT WITH A PURPOSE"? WHAT IS MY PURPOSE? DOES IT SAY IN THERE AT ALL? GLUL. >> Stephen: ALL I HAVE IS THE HEADLINE. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING HERE. DID ANYONE HEAR READ THE ARTICLE? >> DOES ANYONE KNOW MY PURPOSE? <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> >> Stephen: YES, EXACTLY. >> THAT'S A LONG SHOT. I THOUGHT I MIGHT GET IT. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE DONE LOTS OF SHAKESPEARE, INCLUDING SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK. I SAW YOU AT BAM DOING "YAGO." >> IT WAS DOWNTOWN AT THE PUBLIC. >> Stephen: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MANT, AT THE PUBLIC, DOING "YAGO." >> INSIDE,. >> Stephen: INSIDE. WHAT'S IT LIKE TO DO IT OUTSIDE? I GO EVERY YEAR. >> IT'S AMAZING. >> Stephen: AND THE SCENERY IS NEW YORK CITY, WHICH CAN BE A LITTLE DISTRACTING. >> IT CAN BE CHALLENGING. >> Stephen: WHAT'S IT LIKE TO GRAB THE AUDIENCE'S ATTENTION WITH A LITTLE BIT OF A BACKDROP? >> THE FIRST TIME I WENT TO SEE SHAKESPEARE IN THE PART, I THOUGHT I SAW "OTELLO," AND THE GREAT WHITE HERON FLEW UP PAST THE CASTLE. >> Stephen: LIKE HER SOUL TAKING FLIGHT. >> EXACTLY. I HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE WHEN IFTS DOING THE SCOTTISH PLAY. I WAS DOING, "IF IT WAS DONE WHEN DONE SPEECH," WHICH IS A VERY IMPORTANT AND INTENSE SPEECH WHICH IS WHEN THE SCOTTISH KING-- I CAN'T SAY HIS NAME IN A THEATER, IT'S BAD LUCK-- IS TRYING TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT HE'S GOING TO KILL THE KING DUNCAN. AND IF HE SAID, IF IT'S DONE, IT'S DONE"-- I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M USING A SCOTTISH ACCENT. I LOOKED DOWN CENTER, AND THERE WAS A RACCOON. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> NOT EXACTLY A GREAT WHITE HERON. AND THE RACCOON WAS UP ON ITS HAUNCHES KIND OF LOOKING AT ME. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> AND I COULD HEAR CHUCKLES IN THE AUDIENCE, AND I KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE, BECAUSE THAT MEANT THAT THE AUDIENCE ALSO SAW THE RACCOON. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> BUT I'M A TRAINED ACTOR. AND I KNEW IN THAT MOMENT THAT ALL I NEEDED TO DO TO SA SAVE TH SCENE WAS TO HOLD THE ATTENTION OF THAT RACCOON. IF I COULDN'T KEEP THAT RACCOON'S ATTENTION, I WAS DOOMED. BECAUSE IF I WASN'T WORTH THE RACCOON'S ATTENTION, I CERTAINLY WASN'T WORTH 1500 NEW YORKERS' ATTENTION. AND SO I FIND MYSELF PLAYING THE ENTIRE MONOLOGUE TO THE RACCOON. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> WHICH REALLY MAKES IT 10 TIMES WORSE BECAUSE WANT AUDIENCE IS ALL LOOKING AT EACH OTHER GOING, "WHY THE HELL IS HE PLAYING THE MONOLOGUE TO THE RACCOON. DIDN'T HE EVER WATCH W.C. FIELDS AND KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS? >> Stephen: IT WORK. >> NO. >> Stephen: IT KEEP THE RACCOON'S ATTENTION? >> THE RACCOON WADDLED OFF UNDER SOMEBODY'S CHAIR AND ATE A PRETZEL AND THE WHOLE HOUSE BLEW UP LAUGHING AND... <i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i> IT WAS A BAD NIGHT. >> Stephen: SOY HE UNDERMINED YOU. THE RACCOON-- THE RACCOON STOLE FOCUS COMPLETELY FROM YOU. >> HAVE YOU EVER WORKED WAY RACCOON? >> Stephen: I REFUSE TO WORK WITH RACCOONS. >> SMART GLLS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT RACCOON WAS? THAT RACCOON WAS WILD WITH A PURPOSE. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> >> YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. >> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT THE ARTICLE SAYS. >> YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. >> Stephen: OKAY, SEASON SEVEN OF "RAY DONOVAN." >> YEAH. >> Stephen: JUST STARTED SUNDAY NIGHT. >> NO, DID IT-- OH, YES, SORRY. >> Stephen: I'M SORRY, IT PREMIERES SUNDAY. I THOUGHT IT SAID "PREMIERED." PREMIERES SUNDAY, LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURS. >> THANKS COAL-BERT. >> Stephen: YOU GOT IT CHICKEN KIEV. SEVEN YEARS IN THE SAME CHARACTER. YOU WERE NEVER ON TV BEFORE SO YOU NEVER PLAYED ANYBODY FOR THAT LONG. WHAT IS THE CHALLENGE FOR YOU OF DOING A CHARACTER FOR SEVEN YEARS? >> WELL, ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING ON A SUCCESSFUL TELEVISION SHOW IS THAT THE WORLD GETS TO WATCH YOU GET OLDER. >> Stephen: I WOULDN'T KNOW. >> NO. >> Stephen: I WOULDN'T KNOW. <i> ( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> NO, I-- YOU KNOW, I NEVER BELIEVED IN ANY OF THAT METHOD STUFF. I WAS NEVER A HUGE PROPONENT OF, YOU KNOW, "CALL ME BY MY CHARACTER'S NAME," OR DEEP, DEEP-- I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A KIND OF TECHNICAL ACTOR. AND DOING A FUNCTIONAL SERIAL KILLER FOR SEVEN YEARS HAS BEEN CHALLENGING. >> Stephen: HARD TO DROP AT THE END OF A SHOOT DAY? <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> NEED A LITTLE VIOLENCE TO CLEANSE YOUR PALETTE. >> THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF THING YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT ON A LATE-NIGHT TV SHOW, BUT I WILL. I-- I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I WILL. I-- THE OTHER DAY, I TOLD MY KIDS-- I WAS-- I WAS A LITTLE HOT TEMPERED WITH MY KIDS. AND I SAT THEM DOWN AND I SAID, "YOU KNOW, GUYS IN, I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT I THINK DADDY'S BRINGING HOME WORK EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE." >> Stephen: OH! >> "AND I OWE YOU GUYS AN APOLOGY." >> Stephen: THAT'S REALLY SWEET YOU. >> I WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY IMPRESSED WITH HOW WELL THEY TOOK IT. >> Stephen: DID THEY AGREE WITH YOU? >> YES. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> AND THEY -- >> Stephen: THAT'S A GOOD RELATIONSHIP. >> AND THEY THINK RAY DONOVAN IS A REAL ( BLEEP ), SO IT WAS GOOD THAT WE CLEARED THE-- CLEARED THE FLOOR. >> Stephen: SPEAK OF YOUR CHILDREN, I LIKE YOUR TWITTER BIO. >> OH. >> Stephen: YOUR TWITTER BIO DESCRIBED YOU-- LET'S GET THIS RIGHT-- HIRSUTE ACTOR TYPE BEST KNOWN FOR HIS SLAVIC FAT PADS AND SHOCKINGLY ATTRACTIVE CHILDREN. WHAT IS-- WHAT IS-- WHAT IS A SLAVIC FAT PAD? >> I COULD GO ON A LENGTHY EXPLANATION, BUT IT BASICALLY MEANS YOU HAVE FAT CHEEKS. >> Stephen: OH, THIS IS THE FAT PAD? >> YES, EASTERN EUROPEANS GENETICALLY ARE PRONE TO FAT CHEEKS. >> Stephen: LIKE YOU HAVE STRAPPED A PORK CHOP TO EACH SIDE. >> PUTIN. >> Stephen: PUTIN? >> PIEWPTIN, FAT CHEEK S. >> Stephen: YOU COULD PLAY PUTIN. <i> ( LAUGHTER )</i> >> YOU HEARD IT HERE. >> Stephen: WHAT? >> YOU HEARD IT HERE. >> Stephen: YEAH, THERE IT IS. >> I THINK I'M A FOOT TALLER THAN HIM BUT... >> Stephen: PLAY PUTIN. HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE EAT YOUR SUSHI AFTER THAT. >> FANTASTIC. >> Stephen: THE JOKE IS THAT HE MURDERS PEOPLE. >> I KNOW. >> Stephen: SEASON SEVEN OF "RAY DONOVAN" PREMIERES SUNDAY ON SHOWTIME. LIEV SCHREIBER, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DANIEL KALUUYA.
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Channel: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Length: 10min 57sec (657 seconds)
Published: Wed Nov 13 2019
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