Let's Play Oblivion (Part 1) | ContraPoints Live

okay gamers we are live we are putting the gay back in gaming and we're going to restore we're going to fighting the war in gaming there's a war in gaming and we're we're fighting it by putting putting the gay back in how you chat you're feeling nostalgic are you feeling like it's 2006 coronavirus has never been invented donald trump and politics would never occur to you just going together and the notion of quarantine is simply impossible probably you're in high school you're like you're you know you're playing this game because you know your parents your parents what you won't let you play during the day so you you got to stay up night like guiltily playing guiltily playing oblivion late at night in the same way that you would like browse the arrow with volt and feel that you were doing something deeply deeply transgressive thanks giant i think i think i don't know pop three games thank you edward maybe maybe i think definitely more one's in there i don't know if oblivion's in there thank you rivers but we are about to find out thank you adam um i don't remember this game very well i haven't played it in more than 10 years so uh this is like this is a very serious like it's pure nostalgia you know because like if you keep playing a thing it can stay nostalgic let's start a new game and i can ramble over that you but this is like fresh nostalgia like i remembered i remember very little oh my god is patrick's it's patrick's day seven years ago at patrick stewart for 65 years i've ruled as tamriel's emperor thank you lori lucas you're very clever never been the ruler thank you rico i have seen the gates of oblivion beyond which no waking eye may see this kind of slaps right like you know when they because it's 2006 right so you know they just saw the return of the king when they were working on this they were like let's do that i want the return of the king but make it a video game i love that for them i think it's cute that's pretty don't you guys think that's pretty this is the twin i don't see them we're seeing this for the first time my mind is like 433 these are the closing days of the third you [ __ ] children i don't want to hear i don't want to hear that you're a baby i don't want to hear about how you were a baby when this came out oh music i like that this game does have [Music] subtitles [Music] i'm watching i'm watching them watching that wait why the sound cut up i'm watching the whole video because i want to savor this yes i will do i will i will just i'll just shivering aisles because the land of madness where i belong [Music] and it opens up with the butterflies i remember i remember this look good i'm sorry that is so much better than the skyrim opening it's so much better than the skyrim opening the skyrim opening is kind of garbage in my opinion wow and immediately we're plunged thanks trampan who can blame you immediately we're plunged into the the inherent comedy of oblivion which is that literally any character you can complete you can create is hilariously ugly okay well first of all let's uh dial down the gender dysphoria meter i don't know maybe to play a manly man is that my true calling it should prove my true calling to be an oblivion male impersonator okay so we've got to decide what kind of character to make people thanks lou i might do kitty if i get drunk or a drunker later all then the kitty headphones will come out along with it yeah you know this kind it all kind of goes together um so i feel like we could do i could do a kitchen i could see doing a head sheet since i was when i was playing morrowind i was kind of like a an axe like an accident an ax smasher warrior i think i should be something different so maybe a mage or maybe like a stealth like bone arrow person what do you guys think mage or stealth i feel like i might use skyrim later i'm definitely gonna want to have i'm definitely gonna want oh my god the orcs are so green look how [ __ ] green they are yo i feel like if i do skyrim i'm definitely gonna want to do this stealth like the stealthy uh bow and arrow i could use stealthy mage okay we're feeling stealthy mage i feel like stealthy mage i feel like oblivion is good for being a mage um thank you lisa congrats thank you exteriors i don't know how to turn on slow chat so i can't see messages for more than one second i should probably learn how to should i be in a work because it's so [ __ ] green should i be the screen kind thank you wait what was your name i missed your name i missed your name last super chatter alice thank you alice mage because smell spell making yeah um okay red wood elf okay the what else just got uglier what if i was a lizard mage how do we feel about me being a lizard mage okay or you could be i could be a dark elf again i like the dark elves i think they're pretty oh god the jaundice i don't think i can handle that although high elf isn't i all like the best of being a mage is there a way we can make this less ugly i could just wear a helmet so you don't have to gaze up on my face i wish i could do that in real life um lizard mage a lizard wizard yes that's we we found it we found it it's a lizard wizard that's what it's about whoever said lizard wizard honestly i wish i could super shot you okay uh see what our hair options are aka fin options it's madness thanks rivers i've never played fable there's not a lot of options for lizard hair are we finally gonna do cat girl in skyrim i think we should do a cacron skyrim like a cat because i feel like a cowgirl is such a good like sneaky bone arrow character and i feel like i feel like a lizard wizard is perfect for like the buffoonery of oblivion you know what i mean like there's the inherent comedy of it all i think definitely the spines definitely as long as possible okay faith oh the tone in this is cool you can like while these sliders are all such [ __ ] whoa i could be like a really dark like red and black like poison lizard or oh god you can also make it like what if i'm gonna have albino an albino lizard thanks noah what if my goal is to make a character just like a blindingly albino lizard just literally you can't even see a gamer lizard you can't even see a neon lizard like a glowing like a full glow-in-the-dark like acid [Music] rain i live play dark eyelet lesson can you make god this this is a this is an incredibly bad character creation engine it's a rave lizard yeah it's like a snapped glow stick exactly a freshly snapped glow stick i can't even wait what in the what in the joker is this it's happening a clown lizard oh the size of the nairs that's very important it's not um the labial lines i wish i could adjust my labial lines thanks max this is madden okay this is beautiful and perfect oh i can change it thanks noah i wish i could yo i like the green like this neon like glow stick green look at these full lizard lips look at my full like fully injected lizard lip thanks fred oh i must first internet a valid name what the [ __ ] should my name be um what do you mean how do you name a lizard thanks but but what molly because drugs the original yes i want to be an arganian okay now we have to deal with that horrible yeah i could have been lizzy that's a little bit on the nose don't you think uh lizard so we could do did you change the name before we leave we can consider some of these names look at my [ __ ] white glowing hand oh my god the combat is so much better than a morrowind how do you how do you pick things up how do you pick things up eddie lizard what was that sound okay maybe the game will teach me hey listen it must break your heart you just call me a lizard so close to the water knowing you'll never get to swim again you know sometimes this guy's an [ __ ] in the yard you can hear the sounds from the lake the boat sorry i don't know i want to change um i want to the up the volume a bit okay the ghost so thanks doggy no you'll never get to swim again argonian but don't worry you'll be dead soon enough that's hey you hear that the guards are coming for you okay how do i turn on subtitles thanks sophia sorry sophia all right options uh subtitles video no gameplay dialogue subtitles on general subtitles on thanks george thanks joseph are you i'll do my best speed run well i don't know 11. the way this game i respond to the environment is a huge change from morrowind is supposed to be off limits my fatigue is low never mind get that gate open stand back prisoner we won't hesitate to kill you thanks jason i'll consider lizzo the wizzo when it comes time to give the final name get hurt stand away from the door okay he has questions about lizard people running the government i'm not allowed to talk about lizard people running the government i'm not even allowed to joke about it because then stop non-right because this is the day because gods give me strength tumbler will call me a [ __ ] anti-semite for some reason thanks titan release all political prisoners i agree assassins attack i'll go one step further release all prisoners my blades are leading me out of the city along a secret escape route release all prisoners in cyrodiil the entrance to that escape route leads through your cell who the [ __ ] are you i am your emperor uriel septim i know by the grace of god i serve tamriel as her ruler you are a citizen of tamriel and you too shall serve her in your own way okay perhaps the gods have placed you here so that we may meet as for what you have done it does not matter that is not what you will be yeah when i say tumblr i mean angry trans beings thanks gurgian well i guess i'm gonna be more of a mage than stealth because of the glow stick aspect then i can be a black cat in skyrim uh i'll go my own way but what path can be avoided whose end is fixed by the um patrick stewart please sire we must keep moving better not close this one there's no way to open it from the other side of our way thanks brandon we have not installed cowgirl mods you're lucky i like it otherwise you'd be dead oh he won't even attack me the game like really babies you in a way that mormon doesn't like more when you could just kill this guy but in oblivion not only can you not do that but punching him he's just like stop that he doesn't even fight you that's a tough one lee i'm sorry for your predicament sir patrick oh [ __ ] protect the emperor it's the assassin protect yourself oh wait can i use um you i gotta get rid of my prison clothes how do i how do i use magic i think a different button are you all right we're clear for now captain hello she's dead i just pressed thanks titan euro septum is absolutely what they call prince albert i don't know why you think of that your pervert and i love it uh thanks brutus okay take all because i want these robes okay we gotta let's get rid of my shitty i forgot i don't even guys i haven't played this game so long i don't even remember thanks morgan i'm glad you think so i haven't played this game in so long i don't even remember how the menu works okay can we just dump it how do you dump things thanks stormy captain picard has given me a request guys i don't know how to play this game i don't know how to control i don't know what the controls are okay well i'll just take it off for now and figure out later okay take my stupid wrist irons off that's for sure yo okay i don't like the hood but i do like the robe i like my white my white ass tail my white cracker lizard tail sticking out of the room i might not just say cracker i think are way people allowed to say racial slurs against white people i'll take it i should probably not because i'm kind of drunk on stream i should maybe keep it keep it down a little bit i just tone it down a little bit you know thanks kavitha your parents are gonna be super mad at me okay my character is lit my character is literally a beauty queen thanks shoegaze ew stop it do i have any magic that's that's that's better magic that's like attack magic yes i do thanks ryuko stop it oh that's really satisfying stop it it's really satisfying thanks hmw love you too toning it down and not saying problematic things while playing oblivion let's not have any heated gamer moments you know i feel like i i really have to contain my edginess on a daily basis it's it's really hard for me i should have been concerned about having an easier time but the problem is i can honestly the only thing stopping me from being conservative is the fact that conservatives are wrong about everything if conservatives were simply not wrong about every single goddamn thing then maybe i'd be one but i can't be one because they're just so they're just so wrong they won't quit being wrong all right okay bring up the inventory tab oh wait katana can i get that [ __ ] my monitor just goes out for one second every five minutes i don't know why no we didn't have katana wait is it on the floor thanks talison content creators with adhd uh i'm pretty sure i have adhd i don't have a diagnosis though uh i don't know who i actually don't know if anyone who talks about it specifically thanks shawn thanks for being a semp you are you're totally assembled thanks lee yes lindsay ellis is a menace she needs to be stopped wait okay so i can't pickpocket it so i have to go through okay oh my god that is incredibly satisfying guys i'm going to be the rat torture okay that makes you run okay look at me look at me this is honestly again kind of kind of a fashion moment cat cat's been summoned cat has adhd you can talk to kat thanks tater well everything's getting clipped out of context oh okay and the lock picking is so much better thanks brutus sapphire guys god kind of because i'm already getting like the rush you know the elder scrolls rush that you get when you start getting into the world and you realize that you can improve your character way faster than you can improve your actual life that's how that's that's how this that's how this gets you you know i can already feel it like happening to me like i can already feel how difficult it's gonna be to stop playing this game in six hours i already did practice the casting spells tutorial once ahead of you thank you steven it is everything oh i love torching rats it's my favorite thing i don't know if it's satisfying it to watch as it is to do but torching a rat is just like i don't know i don't click on the spill icon thanks leaf i'm sorry about your mechanics homework thanks moody and bloom glad you uh glad you liked my color coordination thanks dinosauri the closet line oh god you wanted me to talk about my prison wine experiments well here's the thing how do you um how do you assign spells like a number oh that's how um so basically the way i did it when i was you know under age is i literally just put baker's yeast in like fruit juice and then let it it's it's gross as [ __ ] don't do it like if you actually want to brew alcohol you should you need to get like wine yeast but i didn't do that i just got baker's used but also if you actually do this the number one thing you need to be aware of thanks fantastic the number one ah oh my god i can't just torch everything the number one thing you need to be aware of is that um you absolutely need to let like make it possible for some air to escape the container like the bottle that you're fermenting it in it also needs to be okay so a couple of things one is that oh my god oh my god this is like taking me back because i used it guys in 2007 i used to play this game while drinking prison wine that i made it's like i'm just like i'm honestly regressing i think that's what's happened to me after a year of quarantine like i'm regressing like i'm acting like a teenager like doing i'm doing the things i did when i was a teenager so if you don't like leave a way for air to escape then the problem with that is that it will explode because fermentation creates a lot of gases and so if there's no way for the gases to escape there will be an explosion and that's the last thing you want because if you're making prison wine i assume you're doing it in like your dorm or your parents house and you do not want your prison wine experiment to explode also so take it out of the bottle so first of all take it empty the bottle put it in a pot and don't and then sanitize the sanitize everything and then put it back together and then put the yeast in and um then make sure that i mean honestly you can just kind of leave the cap on like and like not like enough to cover the the the opening but not so tight that air can't escape if it's too tight it'll explode stop this where are you okay it's honestly maybe too many wrath if i'm just giving my complete honest review see thanks gregory first trans owned winery that may well have been my closet in high school okay i can hot key items okay i did that it's harder okay here's how you bring out the map i figured it out okay got it i remember i'm remembering how to use this okay my intelligence is so high is my intelligence so high is that actually smart to be a wizard lizard okay this isn't taking me straight back am i like it's not my first stick some of my earliest experiences getting drunk by myself were while playing this game well this is not this is probably not information i should be divulging it's fun let's hold that's how it starts it starts fun that's why you keep doing it because it's so fun until you have to do it okay left control okay sneak mode i did notice too bad with magic you don't get any bonus points for attacking while stealth getting a lot of good lock picks out of this though thanks shannon that that is the correct that is the correct way to do it play the game 100. okay what am i i didn't get him with the trap that's too bad i love which way should i go it doesn't really matter it's a chest because i'm so good at lock picks okay now we're gonna do i remember this i remember so well i needed lots of potions of sorcery that was really satisfying it's so satisfying that i think it's flying like that thanks brogan but we're sharing does help the loneliness it does over sharing stream over sharing stream but i can't order rap me so we can't have wait yes i can i'll just order from one of those like there's like midnight there's like after midnight wings places that they have in baltimore that's definitely rap rap meat rat wing stream rat wing stream pop it the shaman i'd like to say got him i love how like the child the zoomers think that this game looks terrible to me this still looks good that's how much of a boomer i am like it looks fine okay okay i acknowledge that objectively the characters are hideous but the game itself it looks good to me i'm a guest this is this is reasonable graphic i don't know any better i'm enjoying my blissful ignorance okay thanks siana thank you for honoring the fallen wrath okay we've got subtitles on here they come again i just let these guys take care of it she might be working with the assassins no no she is not one of them patrick seriously despite the fact that i just blasted it with fire help us they cannot understand why i tried i don't understand why you trust me either i just charge you in the back of the head with the fireball thanks fran you know the nine how they guide our fate goodnight invisible hand i'm not on good terms with the gods okay it's 2007. i'm an atheist in all my days and i chart my course by the cycles of the heavens okay so surprise are marked with numberless sparks each a fire and everyone assigned is this guy trying to tell me he's a capricorn as well and i wonder which sign marked your birth he's beautiful the most beautiful character okay guys this is important what we had to choose my astrological sign thanks austin okay apprentice that's that seems like a not worth that trade off lady that's what i did morrowind mage would be an obvious choice for a lizard wizard beef atronach you don't okay this is an interesting one you don't regain oh it's not worth it instead you have magic spell absorption to recharge your magic your base magic has also increased by 150 points okay um our slash atheist yes it's very very slash atheist thank you wait no hold on i missed this duper shot i have to go find it thank you jsc uh any tips on getting started well it helps to have an audience or like friends or people who are who are watching that's the first part of my suggestion okay hold on opening black oblivion the lord gives you the blood of the north okay i don't want that the lover that's not worth it at all no i don't care okay well dispelling a magic on yourself what does this spelling magic mean thanks brandon yeah i i will probably go to vidcon once post covet what does it mean to dispel magic curing yourself okay so so it's it's it's this spell okay i don't know about that i feel like it's got to be the mage or the atronach i feel like the simplest one is just the mage like if you're a mage character and you choose the atrocity that's like a significant change to the gameplay okay just spells remove magic effect thank you okay i'll be the mage i'll be the mage yes the signs i read show the end of my path okay my death a necessary end will come when it will come your stars are not mine about my attitude these days shall light your way on the paths of glory aren't you afraid to die no trophies of my triumphs precede me but i have lived well and my god he doesn't give a [ __ ] he doesn't give a [ __ ] flesh and blood they know in this i to face my abortion fate then fall okay patrick stewart my dreams grant me no opinions of success okay but in your face companion am i blindingly right glow stick the lizard face i'm pretty sure you're just seeing that the radiation and with the promise of your aid my heart must be satisfied can we take a look at the face that he's talking about a grave a tongue shriller than all the music called you shall follow me yet for a while okay guys let me let me show you the face that he's talking about you may as well make yourself useful here okay i don't care stick close it let us do our job i don't think i want to do the main request the main quest is a little too try hard okay i'm gonna how do you save yeah it's okay f5 got it hopping around like a rabbit i helped what just happened protect the emperor the [ __ ] they're coming this can only lead to your death don't push me prisoner this can only lead to you can i train my destruction this way your destiny calls you down hold up like this let me take a look why don't you like this oh sorry i forgot to get the loot what are you doing the gate is barred from the other side a trap what about that side passage back there worth a try let's go thanks checklisting they're behind us have a good night wait here with the emperor guard him why are they putting me in charge why are they putting a random prisoner in charge of guarding the emperor isn't that they're literally a whole job come with us your destiny is bound up with mine and with the fate this is 100 their fault they're the worst cards i can go no further okay you alone must stand against the prince of destruction and take the amulet give it to joffrey i'll definitely do that my last son thanks fantastic shut the door close are the jaws of oblivion hey stop that my house is open i'm close to death yeah i know oh they made in the game can i lose the emperor's corpse you [ __ ] up brah yeah you fight over really bad blades are sworn to protect the emperor and now he and all his heirs are dead well you shouldn't have left him with a random prisoner of kings it wasn't on the emperor's body the emperor gave it to me yeah elena's gonna believe you saw something in you trusted you they say it's the dragon blood that flows through the vein yeah i'm pretty sure it's the scum of blood that flows through the blades of this lizard fiend kings is a sacred symbol of the empire most people think of the red dragon crown but that's just jewelry the amulet has power only a true error for a reason see i don't like how epic this starts i like that morrowind it's just like oh you're released from prison you're just some rando go talk to this person whereas in this game it's like you are the you you are the one you are a destroyer of worlds you're hairy [ __ ] potter you know you know like i i hate that you're the chosen one nothing i ever heard about but joffrey would be the one to know oh wait the chosen one the the the heir at martin it may not think so what's his name he lives sean bean champions in this game first it's a secret okay here you'll need this key for the last door and to the sewers okay there are rats and goblins down there but from when i was those are proven so dangerous am i right yeah i'll do the short shake roth stuff he thinks that i'm a battle mage um maybe we feel like oh okay guys we just think what do you think so hard i've no i'm not a battle mage i'm a lizard wizard bar i'm a lizard wizard um okay well definitely intelligence is gonna be one of them look at this buffoon i forget what the things do in this game though is like willpower resists magic again okay i guess magic it should always be custom right i always want to pronounce sean bean's name either sean bonn or cnbean okay definitely intelligence oh wait no willpower covers that's super important because okay that's how chess you regenerate and it covers destruction and restoration which are like ridiculously important okay [ __ ] that at least in this game we can move fast enough scene being seen being i don't care how much people like me does anyone ever choose luck that's that's if you're gonna be a crazy person to choose luck i feel like okay i'm gonna be intelligence and willpower like a isn't that just a no okay those seven major skills okay um okay maybe alchemy alteration i love that i'm doing me it's just so interesting yeah pure wizard exactly conjuration destruction [Music] illusion guys i think i'm doing the dark brotherhood in this game because i always do dark dark brotherhood because it's so good it's so good so good um mysticism restoration okay one two three okay wait one one two three four five six seven okay pure wizard but i'm just changing the name to lizard wizard no you can't do that oh should i just be a skoomer again should be should i be a bimbo should i be a liz wiz yeah a liz whiz a liz with a field trip with the frizz no way i just like the miss frizzle and the magic school bus had a lizard named liz do you guys think that i remind you of mince fristle because some i think i remind me of miss frisco it wasn't far off in any case rats and goblins won't give you any trouble you must get the amulet to joffrey take no chances but proceed to wane in priory immediately got it good i'll stay here to guard the emperor's back okay guard the emperor's body that's very helpful by the way thanks for recovering captain renault's sword i'll see that it is given a place of honor in the halls of the blades okay you do that since captain renault has proven so effective thanks curious magician wait hold on what do you want me to say you're super effing about you are super effing valid everly you're super hacking valid okay continue what what is this legendary pirate business well oh god i have all this like dlc installed because i got the like steam pack so i have all this stuff that i don't remember from high school i don't care i don't remember it it's not nostalgic to me oh my god dlc just dumps a bunch of messages on you okay get me out of here these remind me of the sewers like underneath vivec from morrowind don't you guys think thanks bob liz whiz rhyming stream um should i have a torch i feel like i should i still didn't didn't hear i just never figured out how to dump things how do you dump things no are you just hold how do i drop it no right clicking isn't working oh okay you just punch it until it falls down okay got it oh wait do i have a light illusion spell i guess i should be using that it's not like i'm doing anything else with my hands wait is this a game of duel yes you gonna sign two things different hands or can you v okay you guys figured it out it's v no okay it's z okay open the gate just want to get out of here i've had enough of this okay let's look at the local map [ __ ] i'm back here why am i here exit sewers okay wait i'm being a ding dong you're so much faster in this game i want to see what spells i have now let me go to someone go outside first okay guys get ready do i need to edit anything should my name not be molly you guys came up with a good name what was the good name that you came up with i think wait was it just liv just lizzy lezzy is it the best we could come up with [Music] oh eddie lizard lizzy wizzy lizzo what about liza lindy ella i feel like that is a significant escalation of the hashtag feud thanks corgo love you too grime we're definitely overthinking that i wonder let's go i'm asking the feud i'm escalating the fear fighting character livia this is a very serious feuding thanks riley okay okay i don't need i don't need a storage anymore well this game like babies you through it so much more than morrowind music in the game is pretty as hell see oh spells the spells i have now okay i have a hot a hot a heel life detection open very easy lock uh shocking touch soothing touch okay absorb okay i'm gonna make that three i'm gonna make open four five thanks zach and mike uh i like honey i don't know if i don't know if i need to be around bees i think i'll leave that to you i think i'll leave that to the the beekeepers thanks talter i couldn't see her was minor going back in the day okay six is gonna be starlight seven is gonna be coming skeleton okay let's practice some magic okay so what does this do oh i shielded myself does that look cool or is it just okay it's a light spell wow that looks summon skeleton all right is some of the skeleton to fight for you what does eight do oh and you can practice destruction on the skeleton that you've created amazing so i should just constantly be summoning a skeleton and then torching them oh okay i need to get better at hopping around like a like a squishy little teenager playing wow stop this this little imp can't train on summons why not oh let's get so let's go deer hunting thanks saint jimmy uh i guess mixers in general but that's because i don't do shots that often but sometimes i do this is kind of terrible i just like cooking some wild deer rat wing stream right lithium why i look frolicking in the forest and hunting down deer is this vegan is super vegan what enemies are nearby enemies is an all meat diet actually good for you i feel like i was talking to like ethan age three age three about this and i don't i don't understand how you like i don't underst if you have an all meat diet i don't understand how you can poop that's my concern now maybe i'm wrong but it just seems to me that fiber is supposed to be part of the human diet you know i mean maybe i'm wrong maybe i've been misled by doctors in the medical establishment did i feel like if an all meat diet was a good thing for you then doctors would be telling you that i love how fun it is to just run around in this game like it's a lot of fun to just charge through the grass what about an old fish diet i like fish a lot i eat my a lot of my diet these days is sashimi so i eat a lot of just raw fish which is actually kind of alarmingly in a lot of ways i'm like basically the same person as jordan peterson isn't that kind of weird like wait we both eat too much meat we're both addicts we both take baths with milk although really that's my innovation the oh the golem diet yes i do the golem diet thanks kavitha it wasn't all meat diet it's crazy thanks evil thanks peacocking i'm sorry those went by fast thanks enema the best meat is capitalist pig the best meat is the rich that's a good point look at the imperials oh i'm gonna come i'm gonna go down here raw and wriggling oh my god i haven't watched the lord of the rings movies in so long i gotta watch those is there like a gate that's closed like what's going on with that long pork stream long pork stream what's goons up to how are you amazing so what's this about thanks rivers the column diet is the same as this meagle diet because you also lie constantly about it to everyone else aren't you that's true jordan peterson is my drag king name yes very true that's very very true look at this goon oh isn't he like he's like the guy that thieves killed hate heronimus because he's a pig thick thanks to ms court guys let's do the let's do the drug brotherhood quest you know what that means it means me it's back on the menu one hundred percent okay so first we gotta kill some random peasants oh my god the imperial city when was the last i've not been here and i've been looking for you you have i don't have time to talk people in the city arthrulose is a sneaky one it kind of makes you wonder thanks apple tree thank you so much um okay i have things i guess you're not looking for me okay you sleep soundly for a demo oh my god iconic iconic meaning for you do i know you are your thieves guild he's just a name on a wanted poster i don't trust you enough to say more than that wow that's very suspicious dude can i charm him oh my god the persuasion in this game is like you're pathetic i hate that was that supposed to be a compliment that's really funny i won't fight you this is a normal way to have a conversation right you first you boast then you admire then you joke then you coerce okay hates boasting okay um [ __ ] would you get that that's good you're pathetic i doubt you win this one don't make me laugh that that's enough i'm not buying that one because i'm getting better at speech crap by having perfectly natural conversations thanks evie i can't charm anyone coerced you win this one maya don't be silly pose don't make [ __ ] oh that's great that's really too much thanks autumn lesbian aragorn wraith love that frodo the photo sam ship is obvious of course okay i doubt you really admire coerce joke pose this game has a lot of acting in general what is it the oblivion dialogue system kind of reminds me of like what does it remind me of a joe biden speech hello it seems somerset isle has become a much more dangerous very natural conversation take care farewell good to see you that's about as good as a guy runs a nice place at the mystic emporium where am i okay the end okay i should not be you know what the imperial city is not a good place for a killing spree what is this game's version of the what is it wait whoa i haven't played this game so long what is this game's version of the silstriders like is there a carriage like in skyrim am i crazy is there no fast travel and you just have to so you can use the fast travel that's like just by clicking on the map thanks joshua's hail satan uh i don't hot take on gren greenwald's drama i don't have a hot take i tried i don't know i'm just like trying to avoid that kind of thing right now the axe murder stream was morrowind stream what is it citizen can i steal a horse should i steal a horse just map fast travel can you put but you have to visit cities first or you don't even have to this game is for babies babies all right meat's back on the menu boys goodbye this has not gone well break the law on my watch will ya i'll be confiscating your stolen goods oh and no gold to pay your fine hmm it's off to the lock up then okay fine i'm good at magic anyway i'll just go to jail criminal scum okay is there a lockpick hidden somewhere no i don't want to serve my time because i don't lose skills guys do you think i can handle this i did it bimbo right bimbo right i got out oh [ __ ] they're coming for me they're coming for me no break the lawn my watch will ya goodbye okay i forgot i [ __ ] up i guess bubble gum wait when did i oh i see a quick stage right before this that was smart okay i need to train before i'm capable of murder thanks von tuk thanks austin the guards are very much into retributive justice yeah that's kind of how this works okay is there like a little shitty village or something that i can [ __ ] up i need to do an event let's go you know what i think it's time for some free form adventuring just to raise my abilities also i'm in a skeleton just for fun thanks sam you can't you cannot contain the liz with the liz with lizzie ellis my conjuration still increased thanks cass okay we're going towards this statue what's the statue guys i just died by jumping okay i think i'm going to get good at some kind of armor like i need to get a light armor because this is not working for me i need to save more too oh i love i love that you can press q and just auto run yes chris yes i do wait what are you doing okay so all right part one of a fight is always to summon a skeleton part two is sort of blasting the fireballs this is very satisfying should i be a should be light armor i don't know what do you guys think should i be no armor or light armor because this game doesn't even have an unarmored skill like morrowind did right yeah there is no unarmored so i may as well have light armory can i wear a robe over light armor like i can in mormont oh music it's pretty i don't like this yeah you can't do that why are you guys saying heavy metal armor because i hate the level scaling in this game like in morrowind you can go find like daedric armor or whatever in thanksgivita you can go find like whatever army you want when you're like level one this game when you're level one there's no eye level armor in the entire game and then when you're level 30 literally every bandit on the side of the road is wearing a full suit of danger karma it makes no goddamn sense am i right i am right see because this is this is yet one another example of why more wins is the best game it's just the best i mean this game is fun too but i'm just saying morrowind morrowind is kind of it's kind of it you know thanks alyssa we are a mage we're a mage um we uh i guess pretty much a pure mage because i was kind of a fighter in morrowind and so i'm a mage in this game and then and if i want to play skyrim i'm going to be like a stealth a thief [Music] okay what are they what i don't know oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are these people oh they've seen me okay i'm gonna save and then i'm gonna try to fight [Music] who are you who dares to walk in the house of shadow what business what is this here we worship vermeena praying for her to grant us true okay to speak with vermeena you must offer a black soul gem to the deidra lord are these necromancers anvil is all in an uproar first the chapel attacked now the prophet ranting about the end of the okay i don't think i can beat those people i'm just gonna catch these seven skeletons [Music] get these deer i'm going to killing deer okay i can't thanks evie they serve fear me i feel feather politics of that gooey theory thanks cheesy hong intersectional envy complex storm you're amazing the shout out is high intersectional envy thanks amy my favorite soup flavor i really like clam chowder probably because i lived in boston for a while and that's like a thing uh i thought it's like seafood no just kidding my favorite soup ever is far obviously i don't even think that is soup for some reason but it's like it's literally a soup i want the [ __ ] stream not a good thing to eat on camera it's messy i'm just cooking venison to train on my destruction skill i want i want to mess with the like spell numbers a little bit i think three should be skeleton 4 [Music] should be protect five it should be starlight fix should be minor should absorb health and seven should be open and eight sure magic is weird in this game because you can kind of just train it up even without having enemies nearby i think you can work as far as you can definitely get the dear me i just haven't been getting it because i just don't care i don't need dear me dear meat stream why am i upholding eurocentric beauty standards is this eurocentric beauty standards to you i'm not sure i agree with that are you from reminding me to save all right why is my acrobatics and athletic skills keep increasing you just where's that i don't see i don't see where the enemy is the [ __ ] it's wolf wolf me stream should i join the arena should i leave the arena now and dressed you've earned it no lines in the camera so deep in my head they got my skeleton we have to use a spell on this i said it this music is literally from morrowind there's a lot of furries in this game game is probably a lot of white people are furries [ __ ] it's like a rat i thought it was something scary because it was so close my alteration increased okay my skills are increasing i'm getting better i think i'm probably close to leveling up yeah yeah i'm really close how's my okay my destruction is 35. [Music] i definitely want to level up my destruction tiny tunes absolutely caused some furry conversions my conjuration is doing amazing because i'm i feel like i'm going to be a conjuration expert because i keep summoning skeletons i like summoning them i like having a little skeleton friend yo my skill just increased because i summoned yet another skeleton okay wait wait you don't have the same as rest you're dressed in a bed wait i have blood lung [ __ ] do i have to have a disease [ __ ] i do i look okay but at least this game keeps track of the murders and things that's more fun maybe this game will turn to omni side wait [ __ ] guys how do you guys how do you cure blood lung how do you hear blood lung how do you i thought i needed to go to a temple i hate having to go to a temple okay that let's go to brooma uh i'm spilling wine on myself i did i totally just got covered in game 100. a cure common disease potion okay where do you get potions around here certain alchemist okay that's a uh that's a true that's an in hello thanks cars um make us thanks yvonne yes i am [Music] how do i get potion here's a mage skill i guess they might have it but i'm gonna have to talk to my fellow mages oh she's probably what a wonderful opportunity for you now please keep in mind that you'll need recommendations from every local guildhall in cereal before you may enter the arcane university i dare say my opinion might carry more weight than others if you take my meaning still all are necessary to proceed good luck to you okay great i'm gonna may just go oh you look like a potions lady my name is selena gomez facebook mages guild journey these faces are bone chilling have a look around you won't find better prices of cure disease thank god i can't afford it though [ __ ] i just sell some things um it's a gold nugget can sell sapphire topaz that's more than odd sapphire you never know when you might need a good strong potion best to stock up now okay i'm just going to steal one i can't look at your face anymore it's too traumatizing okay where is it where do you keep the potions lady at your god they're all so ugly need an item recharged need a witty practical joke played on someone they're so ugly yeah okay i don't want any of that god these people say i will i don't know if i can handle the mages guild i can't deal with these people okay what do we got over here do we have potions no we got food leeks cheese wedges boar meat no potions okay that's really useless if i just jump around looking vosh vashu you're here just to judge me for being or being look cyst right potion okay anti-venom we can it's not stealing i can sell it maybe to the lady they can sell the mages guild their own things and then ogre's teeth that's worth a lot and then maybe i can use that to buy thanks you sure shot and then i can use that to buy the potion of cure disease if i can stop having my blood cough is that what it is all right lady hello my name is it's just shocking every time don't you think thank you stephen what can i think that's debatable but she's doing our best okay wait should i be hackling yeah i should be haggling right okay let's see how this goes a good price for a good wait it's working mercantile skill increased okay it's not working guys i'm never gonna be able to afford a potion of cure disease daddy kill everyone okay why i just go to the temple like in morrowind is there a ten they even have temples and this what's this about savage heathen land yes they do they have churches that's less exciting than temples thanks sure shot pattern mercy i don't know what young scrolls is i don't know if it that's because i'm a boomer yeah i think i can't just pray right the gay away my afflictions are banished okay am i finally not gay let's find out yes i did it thanks evie agreed thanks yam i'm sorry for your paper i'm sorry for your prejudice okay let's kill some rando hello this is a good random house all right i'm gonna hide in his basement until night time then thanks fontox uh i guess i like both but i guess generally edibles these days thanks joseph you're super welcome and all the gold i can get things will end at all well condone first degree m advocate c eat us i can't wait while trespassing [ __ ] we're just going to wait those [ __ ] opens the door thanks erica i'm doing like [Music] i don't i don't know i'm not gonna die soon but i'm not doing 100 anything i save and attack oh [ __ ] the guard doesn't go through doors what are you doing okay i'll sleep in this bed [Music] i miss tomorrow when days now the guard's gonna kill her the guard's gonna snipe my kill they're all going after her what happened guys this is the ai at its finest i'm enjoying this wait it is so fast everyone is scheming so fast oh the guards got her they just killed her and they stop right there nobody breaks the law on my watch i'm confiscating your stolen goods now pay your fine or it's off to jail uh fine let's say gold that's too bad okay here's wait we go to the castle confiscate stolen goods okay it doesn't really matter does it i'm a mage i don't need goods i love that okay i didn't sleep in a bed can i go to bed at an inn is this an n is this an n where's the n i didn't even get credit for that kill stupid police leave the police doing my murders for me okay can i get a room i'm olga i'm a bard and a speaker honmund is my living partner no offense hanumund and i live together in the old nord way good enough for my fun okay bye this is not an egg what can i do a little food and drink good journey to you i just wanted to get a room i think this is absolutely i feel this is the nin who's the inner keeper which one can i do dingus's god they're so hard to look at farewell what can i do for you i guess nothing are we bed bed i've got a room okay i'll take it right then journey to you i wish i could get a hotel in real life for 10 gold okay willpower intelligence feed thanks george hi there did you know that will train you to use heavy armor but okay we did it awful top greetings to you we've gotta find people who are easier to kill how can i help how are you well then just doing spells to increase my skills right now that's locked thanks alejandro infinite gold no don't run away no no i won't let the guards get you before i do huh gonna get away no now i've gotta lean to the wood [ __ ] any potions okay thanks mark can i hop around like a crazy person who is a woman she's pretty good furry oh she's running like it's hard to kill people who are running away this is the hunt it's a hunt for furries furry hunter my favorite game they were magicka becoming a real problem this is exciting i like this caught me god damn it i hate that okay let's try that again thanks woodland daily on furry violence that's just the way of the world i'm sorry it's just how it is i was meant to be let's just go to this woman directly thanks hudson okay are you a normal character what who are you hurry take care what's going on nice run have you okay this is a good way to fight and to train is just to run through the wilderness using spells oh i think my skeleton will do some work [ __ ] she's good okay i gotta hunt this furry down we're gonna hunt this berry down god it's hard to hunt a furry they're so fast furry hunting stream furry hunting stream i'm lizzy ellis furry hunter [ __ ] we are west [ __ ] no [ __ ] no furry is so tough hi hurry hunt's successful oh she's got castle keys she must be like semi important thanks gavin i think we just resolved that question dave yo it's a runestone yes wait what okay i'm perfect now [Music] this is a good furry hunting dagger i want to hunt something with this dagger thanks robbie i'll never be canceled for being a furry hunter the furries didn't want to be hunted they should have done this huntable okay this is useless button mashing that was way too close thanks suzafa it's going pretty great i'm a scaly i'm hunting goblins stop it okay love that jay you're getting drunk let's go yeah holy let's do it okay i find a bed in this goblin mine and then i can level up flush join the dark brotherhood maybe okay i just killed my own skeleton it's this game's kinda hard silver nug guys i got a silver nog who's that god damn it [ __ ] there's so many goblins that's what i do about this i think i'm dead okay i'm running i'm running i'm running i'm trapped i'm trapped by goblins i'm surrounded by goblins on all sides i've got an arrow in my arm okay healing sorcery let me just take so many potions just to survive it's a war chief okay i did a pretty good job with these goblins do i need to get a better attack spell i think i maybe do than like the most basic one could be useful who knows there's no better her where are the bad there we go a local map plunder my okay here we go i have no idea how to do these superstitions going deeper okay well my skeleton did that for me come with me skeleton back okay i'm getting better at magic like getting the feel for this ah okay skeleton got that one oh i just need i'm just looking for a bed all i want is a bed where's the other goblins got any more goblins on here because all i want to do is a dark brotherhood i'm just trying to get good enough by killing goblins i need a better spell i really do is there beds down here this looks like will there be beds okay we're doing amazing okay willpower intelligence beat i guess does that knock out as a murderer i need to murder more people well i'm happy to do that okay i'm done killing goblins it's kind of boring yo that goblin totem stuff is worth 7 000 gold worth it we compared seven goblin titan staffs to see which at a seven dearest price point see which is the most worth it let's see okay let's get out of here let's get out of here because i'm sorry i'm playing this game boringly i'm going to stop playing importantly because i'm going to go do murders now because i just i just needed to train up because like mage is like kind of a hard skill you have it's like you have to kind of practice a lot before you get before your character gets good at it you know thanks humanist glad you're having fun okay we're back out in the wild what is that sound thanks autumn what the [ __ ] no stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stupid i missed that from warwick oh congrats give me gut for starting hrt murder stream murder stream ah what the super liminal streams seem a long time ago where i was just getting drunk and having fun and now i'm like i feel like i've gotten so much more serious about gaming since like the super liminal streams i kind of missed those streams because i wasn't serious about gaming but in the last last two weeks i've become a different person thanks chris i'm glad it's helpful thank you i um i guess what i'm saying is yeah i've i've gone for i feel like in two weeks time i've gone from being casual to being hardcore which means i feel like like i feel like now i'm like this like bloodshot eyes like tweaker person obsessing over leveling up my skills when i didn't used to care at all now i'm like i know i'm playing porn guys i just need to level up more i just need to level up my skills should i kill these people i probably can't should i put it in the mirror okay should name here need the more powerful champion all right i have to get super powerful powerful from the mirror i thought okay i'm back to being naked with a tiny dagger and running around like a daily pervert daily pervert stream now you guys can't see what spells i have active because they're in the upper right hand corner i just realized that well that's okay you don't need to see that i need to see that can i make this jump do you think i could not i just i saved though so that's good i should do one like for real save okay it's a good way to purchase restoration drop off ledges and then restore yay it's raining out of the rain do arganians have milk are you asking if scalies have milk i'm not sure you're asking the right person here oh i just died why do i guys i need to make my character stronger this is sad oh [ __ ] attacked [ __ ] look at him go look at him go down the mountain thanks k butcher i've died because i keep dying the mountain keeps killing me i'm just gonna stay here and restore and tell i'm gonna chill here for a second how are you guys doing hi chad how are you the chat is destroying me i feel like someone's trying to kill me i don't see them there's just definitely a distant man screaming one hitting those rats is so satisfying guys this looks like a perfect little murder hut i think this perfect little murder hut thanks victoria um i personally prefer morrowind but this game is also very fun thanks luke i'm glad i'm winning the feud too oh i feel like jenny's the true winner i suppose i have a moment there's lots of people here are you kidding me look at all these goddamn people i definitely cannot kill them where am i like globally what is this the rock the inn it's got a coral choral i want to go find like a little village or something you know all right we should be looking on the map for little villages when you throw open when you throw open the doors to women's bathroom i can't do it only jenny can do it i feel like if i do it it has to be really loud and i can't be really loud right now how good i treat power from the well i don't know what that did but thanks burgs pay right shine huh okay i love my strategy is just run around run around in the wilderness until i find a town and turn that town into my murder town i really am enjoying this rain though isn't it beautiful it's relaxing me rain is so relaxing to me the reign of this game is really relaxed to me this stop this now wait there's a town up ahead guys murder town murder stream murder stream and murder town hit save play save ale as well that's like a perfect murder town look out look out those are things after me all right cheryl grow whatever your name is where are you you're not even home wait till nightfall excuse me we have a small problem that we are you have a small problem you're wondering why you can't see me we are all wondering the same thing god damn it i don't want to do a quest i want to murder you can imagine how difficult it is to run an inn while invisible once so we've all been keeping quiet okay hoping the spell will where we're sure it was ankitar's doing but we can't find him if you can help her thank guitar who took up residence in the ruins of fort correct oh god he's caused us no end of trouble we've tried to if you could find him okay i'll think about it farewell if you're an important character i can't even kill you okay the whole town is invisible wow that wolf is killing an invisible sheep oh hello okay i don't want to murder invisible town what i'm just gonna have to launch myself down the mountain yet again the sheep are also invisible i don't have patience for that right now i don't have patience for an invisible town oh god damn it why do i die by jumping down the hill so easily guys i keep dying wow i need to increase my health and stop jumping i guess because i will just die who has time for quest exactly except the dark brotherhood which i really want to do i need to increase my destruction what the [ __ ] is that no reason hi there go away okay no more going downhills i think that's what we've all learned today i need a better destruction spell thanks kevin where do i get better spells i i literally died because i walked down the hill too fast the guard i can't kill a guard i'm not good enough what kind of destruction spell should i get next rock or frog where i have fire i feel like shock is the most satisfying because it's like it's like very emperor palpatine wow okay let's go to a town let's go to skingrad we haven't been there yet yeah i think we'll get to oblivion omni side you can't it's hard like there's fewer people you can kill in oblivion because there's all these goddamn protected characters we're all thirsty for royal blood i said how is the game audio no one's been complaining so i assume it's perfect yeah i gotta find the mages guild i know oh hello oh hello okay let's wait till daytime wait someone says my character looks like bjork greetings wow that's kind of bought a good number of things at colombia kind of shade on bjorg not kind of definitely okay well you can train as much i can show you can you just say i suppose you in some of my fine wares i want shock spark what is my current spell my current spell is damage six target okay so my current spell sucks go ahead please that makes a lot of sense i offer the finest goods okay what else can we do we definitely should do open easy lock we can't afford that yet okay remote no i can't afford anything good ah okay thank you goodbye okay so my new spell is gonna be the shocks though sorry spark what's the news from what is it oh my god it's so palpatine i love it good morning so good over here yes i think no my god wait uh never mind i must go now look at this little schoomer we can't talk here to public look at his green tights look how [ __ ] green his tights are i'm excited i'm so excited about my new spell i just fully palpatine thanks joanne you're very welcome and thanks for rehabilitating the name joanne good morning what is it now have you seen earth or around town lately wait let's listen to some dialogue so long take care morning very realistic dialogue i love our guardians too look at my little tail okay okay scoomer i'm only asking for enough okay guys i need to murder someone how many have i still murdered zero people let's check i need a friend i need to know my staff [Music] murders are still zero okay we gotta do something about this [Music] i have four assaults though okay who's a good person to murder let's go with stables at night let's go to anvil stables nighttime stables okay with these white horses they're beautiful i steal a white horse i really want a white horse okay i'm gonna kill this guy first and then i'll steal the white horse i don't like that they run away that's kind of inconvenient for me potion appealing any portion of sorcery i cannot have any is really hard oh i've been slain murders are hard i don't like i don't like that they run away my bounty is 1080. uh goodbye goodbye oh my god she's gonna she's trying to make boots out of me that's pretty racist it's pretty anti-scaly goodbye goodbye murder success and a horse acquired no stop that okay you can't use magic on a horse real eye shadow [ __ ] it is the great escape this is what i love about this game honestly it's my favorite thing about this game is uh is killing people stealing a horse and then fleeing into the forest wait what is my bounty that's probably something worth checking my body okay whatever that was a pretty epic gamer movement finally okay another murder farm perfect door is locked and no one seems to be home excuse me why can't i unlock it are you kidding me are you get back here white horse get back here shut up alex we're not done exploring look at this pretty where am i on the map i don't want to do dungeons i want to do towns but i don't want to do quests i want to do murders i'm hurting my horse i do need a horse armor i've never had horse armor because i didn't use the um dlc like when i played when i was younger but now i do because i have money and also it's cheaper now it's way cheaper now like this entire thing was like 20 dollars when this game came out the game alone was like eighty dollars do you remember how expensive this was it was expensive uh it's really it's this game is some ways harder than morrowind at first maybe no that's not true i'm just the worst at this game so i don't know what to do i don't know where to go oh god first instance of microtransactions yeah you're right the dlc i see a thing oh that's really satisfying hey take whatever you want my opinion oh thanks miller mailer x thanks for the horrors are imagination fun ah that's satisfying all right can i sleep yes you sleep never soundly for a murder it's happening that's a speaker for the dark brotherhood in you you are a killer taker of life a harvester of some kind i'm a harvester of your work your death craft pleases my death crap guys i'm a hot dog i come to you with an authoring hot dog stream please continue mr lucian i find your id i'm being i'm such a simp i'm being a sim for lucy in the chat he's sonny he is daddy this is daddy honestly no who no elder scrolls game has ever had a character as good as this this is the best character in the best quest line do this the next time you sleep in a location i deem insecure i will reveal myself once more bearing the love of your new family that's daddy hot dog stream roofie will die by hand now please accept this token from the dark brotherhood it is a virgin oh my god and this goodbye murder daddy have you yeah would be helpful whoa guys because you're just realized like this game is where dark mother comes from like that's where i got this from right know that rufio is old and weak and sleeps his days away you could kill him before he even has a chance to wake if you so choose how how have we known like why doesn't it like anvil is all in an uproar first the champion okay i don't want to do gossip it's ruining your daddy vibes yes i am a speaker here we go a representative of the dark brotherhood my voice is the voice of the black hand our organization's ruling body one of my duties is divine just listening to everything yourself individuals such as yourself and offer a place within our family no i completely forgot i forgot for like five years that that's her dark brother that's where dark mother comes from god i love him he's so good he's so good he's so good okay i have um i have to get a hot dog i want to get a hot because i literally want to do a hot dog stream yeah see i don't want to gossip with lucy and it's ruining it it's killing the daddy vibes for me oh gossip i need to find a different character to gossip with okay it's late so like there's not gonna be a lot of all right search hot dog the last time we had a hot dog stream it was because i was the sim is reading hot dogs and i wanted a hot dog okay something went wrong loading this page okay that's not okay oh okay search hot dog marco's pizza wait i can't i should not be saying the names of the place guys you got it together there okay there's also an italian place there's 7-eleven foot long hot dog jumbo hot dog polish hot dog thanks gracian hot dog murder stream these places that are open do not have the highest ratings i've got to say i'm trying to stop what kind of hot dog i should get i think i should get a polish hot dog yeah polish hot dog i'll add some buffalo wings to cart okay tip the highest tip i can can give okay no this door closed while i was no i hate that how did you do new search hot dog search so i guess this is boring not 7 11. okay fine i have to get something else buffalo nuclear really hot priority yes this is urgent okay tipping at maximum if i get beans again then i'm just gonna send more money to his paypal okay all right sorry i had to i got distracted by hot dog stream thanks john thank you for contributing to hot dog stream okay so i need to make that my main quest let's do that literally right now okay i have to go to the end of the ill omen okay to have a bounty is still high we'll deal with that later well goodbye thanks tuson yes dushan dushen yes yes skyrim after oblivion i think what is your ball is bosh here i was too busy running away from the guard from the from the fuzz to notice savage yes dark brotherhood quest line i think that's the best question in this game maybe the best quest sign in any game okay am i safe no my skeleton's still oh [ __ ] skyrim after oblivion okay chase me around [ __ ] i got a notification on my phone but it's from sephora thanks spooky my favorite elder scrolls god i guess buyback honestly i think i'm gonna kill this guard guys do what that means that means i can kill the cop that changes everything as we've established for morrowind i love that he has a wolf after him look wait the wolves are gonna come up for me next oh wait did the wolves that sniped my kill guys the water [ __ ] [ __ ] no okay potion um healing got one that's satisfying guys i'm getting stronger where's that guard dead guard's dead body here he is wait where's his body i see his sword oh there it's it's hidden in the flowers there it is there it is i also leveled up here take that take that okay thanks william okay because i'm feeling so [ __ ] powerful right i can to hit wolves with my new spark spell there's need a bed we're wearing a bed ugh oh i i don't i it's my bounty is too high if i thought the gods will judge me they'll stop judging me once i clear my bounty in earth money you know what i mean [ __ ] thanks mitchell uh yeah i had a lot of people a lot of well a lot of men let's be honest tell me that watching my videos makes them more attracted to trans women don't know what to say don't know what to make of that it doesn't really do me a lot of good at this point like i feel like if you're attracted to women transitioning is a very objectively dumb idea because like it sounds obvious but but the thing is like most of the people who are attracted to me now are men which is not really helping me i mean that's not why i transitioned obviously but like i'm just saying like if you're attracted to women transitioning to a woman it makes no sense it doesn't it doesn't you're just you're literally just sabotaging yourself i mean obviously you do it because you have to because it's like who you are or whatever but it's still it's still bad you know it's like literally everyone is attracted to me now as a man i didn't used to be like that am i being problematic am i being problematic i don't think i'm being problematic i feel like i'm just being real okay well there's some there's some gay women in the child thank god the problem is that women the other problem is that women keep really quiet about what they're about who they're attracted to and i feel like gay women keep even quieter because they're so timid it's part of the problem we're straight men i think are the most vocal so it also creates like somewhat of the effect of like wow like literally everyone who's interested in you is a man right stop cancelling me stop it should i kill this should i kill manhattan we got plenty of rooms if you want one oh he looks so gentle he's an old codger been living here for a couple of weeks now if you ask me he's hiding from something but what do i care he pays his tab his room is downstairs in what i like to call the private quarters use that hatch in the floor over there but don't expect a warm reception [Music] well thank you for um literally guiding me towards the murderer i think i probably won't stay here since the innkeeper just tells tells you just reveals your sleeping whereabouts to random assassins who walk in the door where's the hatch here it is topics are very quiet about having crushes on people and the thing is like so am i i also don't say a word so it's like no who why who am i to complain because i also just keep it to myself because i'm scared yeah i'm scared roofio goodbye i did it i did it in the most palpatine way possible that's that's really funny honestly now i'm gonna sleep in his room in the private quarters lucian come back to my daddy so the deed is done guys if we made a live action youtube oblivion those are great many things for you do you think we could cast a boss as lucian we did absolutely cast bosch as lucy and the chance roofio roofie okay my life for the brotherhood i'm gonna get into my simple slaying of ruffia was the signing of a covenant the manner of execution your signature rufio's blood the ink as a speaker of the black hand i directly oversee a particular group of families you will join that group and fulfill any contracts given you must now go to the city of cheyden hall okay to the abandoned house near the eastern wall enter the base thank you victoria attempt to open you're very welcome a lot of people you will be asked a question i wish the video i wish someone else made that video for me someone else could make me comfortable inside speak can someone else just remake that video please and then send it to me that would be really great take our leave of each other you and i for there is much work to be done i'll be following your progress welcome to the family covenant know this every dark brother and sister is a child of sithis he whom we call sithis has many other names chaos doom discourse this is the vote it's very kill everyone now we of the dark brotherhood serve the night mother who is the bride of sithis the night mother rules her children with a terrible black hand the black hand is the ruling body of the dark brotherhood it is made up of one listener and four speakers four fingers and a thumb if you will as a member of the dark brotherhood you must abide by the five tenets they are the laws that guide and protect us okay someone's guys you just bring us our hot dog you know who's bringing us our hot dog augustus augustus is bringing us my hot dog wow that's like a [ __ ] imperial name do you think he's in do you think he's an imperial should i tip him a million dollars also i'm texting my cousin now and he says hi youtube again rufio lies dead well done the family will now welcome you with open arms away augustus you classics major nerds the five tenets are his followers tenet one never dishonor the night mother to do so is to invoke the wrath of siphis tenant two never betray the dark brotherhood or its secrets to give him your bounty is to invoke the wrath of sithis okay and i don't care pretend it oh should i gossip with lucian again i'm all in an uproar first the chapel attacked now the prophet ranting about the end of the world my cousin says wes johnson is a national treasure that's the voice actor that's the lucy and the chance voice actor he is a national treasure you are now one with the dark brotherhood visit uchiva at the chaden hall sanctuary and your new life will begin guys this chat is liddy the chat is litty okay what are we doing okay wait what did he tell i wasn't paying attention what are you telling me to do okay abandoned house in shaden hall got it goodbye well now what do we have here caught in the act and no gold to pay your fine this could be a problem confiscating your stolen goods now it's off to jail with you uh then pay with run [ __ ] okay so they can do this i'm just i'm just leading the imperial just straight into the dark brotherhood they're gonna thumb out at me okay made it okay i've gained entrance so that actually worked doors are not as powerful as they are in morrowind but this particular door is very powerful pro gamer that was honestly a pro gamer technique greetings greetings i am oshieva mystery it's my favorite it is always a pleasure to welcome another dark sister into our ranks truly the night mother smiles upon her trusted daughters you stand now in our sanctuary when you're ready for work go and speak the vampire he handles all assignments for new family members should i become a lizard vampire but before you achieve a mommy it is a shiva mommy this gift from your new family a unique set of armor achieve a mommy's stream black ass of shiva mommy's dream oh i'm definitely going to wear this long enough vicente is waiting you'll find him in his i'm definitely going to wear this vanta black armor the fanta black light armor okay because guys this is a pro gamer stream and i'm really oh my god this is terrifying should we wear the hood i think the hood no i should definitely wear the hood look at me dear family member and may the night mother wrap you in her like what a creepy little lizard i am i wish to welcome you to the sanctuary you what chaos you must have known as a hatchling thanks cities there's a lot of scaly assassins is that racism it is kind of a [ __ ] suit ochiva and i have known lucian since we were hatchlings he is the one who trained us in the way of the shadow scale and is like a father to us how's my hot dog's dream coming acostas is still waiting to grab my order guys the night mother is the dark brotherhood's unholy matron unholy matrix guides our actions just as did okay and billy's all leaning up to all the same rumor i've heard the count of shaden hall knows about this sanctuary but he is offered much gold as well as other incentives in the argonian homeland of black marsh those born under the sign of the shadow are taken at birth and presented to the dark brotherhood and i should have been maybe i should have been born into the sign of the shadow i could be a of shadow and assassination and any shadows these people are all so edgy honestly accepted into the dark brother the dark brotherhood is basically just the edgelord guild right if the edge lord yelled i've heard so welcome dear sister so good to finally meet you i hope you're getting along all right if you need anything anything at all you need only ask thanks daniel i will always think of lucy and lachance as my savior as my dad are you when he found me i was living in a gutter an inch away from death i owe him ever i've always wondered who the night mother really is some say she's a have you ever lived sometimes right before a kill sithis speaks to me he whispers in my ear and fills my heart with the joy of suffering okay lady i'll be seeing you then this is the end of this bottle [ __ ] that's really hard my tolerance has gotten ludicrous was i gonna string a bottle now i know i can work secrets antoinette marie i love that that's basically just marie antoinette yes is there a tire talk to you i'll be seeing you then okay who's next what are the contracts that require subtlety you must at least over here listen listen to this assassin conversation bonuses her name is so subtle useless i say gold and magical guys why am i not in the arena the arena and the dark brotherhood are the backbone of this game right i'm sorry i wasted so much time warmest greetings to you i trust you've already spoken with ochiva i am vicente valtieri i provide assignments for all new please do not let my appearance unnerve you the needs and i don't think anything has got unnerved me at this point are you really a more unnerving than anyone else in this game with your first contract first contract first contract a contract is the first contract with the doc brotherhood first contract provide us with gold look at his cheekbones yeah from existence a contract is fulfilled by a skilled assassin such as yourself who keeps the dark brotherhoods in while carrying out a contract you may have the opportunity to earn a bonus if so i'm not sure how you feel about pirates but you've got to kill one i'll live with myself on his ship surrounded by his crew as long as he's not a lesbian pirate i would never kill alex i'll kill him excellent i'll kill this guy here is what you must do go to the waterfront district of the imperial city okay there you will find the marine layer kill the captain the pirates have been moving a lot of cargo on board lately you may be able to smuggle yourself on board in one oh and one more thing get into the habit of us okay the counter the night mother speaks to only one member when i first joined the family as a pirate gaston sword has certainly spilled his share of blood this sanctuary has been here since before even i joined the dark brotherhood sithis is the darkness of time immemorial he is no daedra and dwells not in the realm of oblivion no sithis okay i was stricken with vampirism 300 years ago 300. while on an expedition deep into the ashlands of vardhan for nearly a hundred more went references until brotherhood found me now i have a family perhaps in the future when i feel you have earned the right farewell sister i am living for the morrow and references the ashlands of vardenfell is it true his t-zone is actually fairly dry i would say dry over powdered guys the restaurant is [ __ ] up and they're making augustus way too long that's all that matters yes well if there's one thing you know how to do it's get yourself out of an unwinnable situation oh well i'd love to continue chatting but i have to prepare for my next contract you know that mages guild matter you understand walk always in the shadow of sithis hello again yes is there something you need antoinette marie well why did that not bother me when i was younger it was cramped and dark there was little room to move around but plenty of shadowy nooks to hide in okay that's very helpful i'll be seeing you then because what am i bounty again i just need to sell that goblin stuff and then i feel like i can pay off the bounty you know okay hold on i'm gonna need to ah okay get ready for guards i guess my sneaks feeling greased thank you sandra you're very welcome okay okay now everyone's gonna try to kill me and i but i've gotta find someone to sell my goblin stuff too well now where is this dress [ __ ] how do i get i have to get this bounty off my head i don't know how to join the thieves guild i'm not as good as oblivious at oblivion as i am at morrowland or am i just going to be a perpetual outlaw look out the mage is gold thanks mr schleich guys same i'm so pale i'm like a literal vampire this ends here i supposed to be impressed kill more guards kill more guard thanks mitchell guys so much of this game is just running from guards into the wilderness and then just hoping that they the guards are inept enough that you can kill them all right i escaped i love how creepy i am look at me okay let's go here we go pirate they want my rat wings they do stop you violated the law goodbye wait is this where i'm supposed to be no this is the loaded float this is not where i'm supposed to be wrong boat any other boat i harvested roots [ __ ] these goddamn pirates they're all after me wait why is can i just do this hey this is actually great strategy this is honestly this is actually an advanced gamer moment because i've got them fighting each other i'm out of magic gonna be a real problem for me oh i've been killed what's going on with you because i've been killed or in blazes you ain't one of me crew your best starducks ah what are you some kind of preacher or something sure guys this requires elite gaming skills we gotta okay are we good at locks we better get a lock how does it degrade me creates me amazing i didn't lose his body i [ __ ] up okay can i join the arena i'm gonna try to join the arena i don't know who you are friend but you've got about 10 seconds to tell me what you're doing in my blood works before i lop your arms off why is my hot dog delayed no no guys how i'm a hot dog's laid why i want to be a new combatant what you want to be a combatant look at you my granny could beat you and she's dead wait you're serious aren't you what is it with you people you walk in want to be combatants and your entrails end up decorating my red room all right arena funeral arena welcome to yeah you filthy pit dog i'm a pet dog because i made it it's the uniform of all arena combatants do you want a light raiment or a heavy raiment rufio ruffio a light raymond huh you sure i figured you for the heavy raymond type you know hide behind a skin of steel hmm guys is hot dog stream cancelled put that on it's just waiting augustus is still waiting you wanna fight you talk to me i feel bad for augustus okay get a move on i gotta put the battle raymond on well look at me i'm iconic oops you haven't run home did i get him i just took a what no i don't want that i needed room to drop this object what does that mean i don't have room to drop the object i don't understand well look at me thanks steve break the law on my watch will you i'll be confiscating your stolen goods oh uh then there's a guard down here guys you haven't run home okay ready for match all right maggie when you're ready to get eviscerated just head up the ramp to the arena i'm gonna try to do the arena while the guards are after me oh boy pit dogs so let's not waste any time let the pedal begin [Applause] [Music] i just jump around escaping [Applause] oh stop it i'm just warming up you pathetic worm are you guys this is really oblivion to me [Applause] i have earned it because i'm a little bit concerned about the imperial guards oh wrong room thanks ant h farmer guys should play death daddy okay i'm rejuvenated by the nine divines you guys you actually won do you think i can pay off my bounty do you think i'm paying off my bounty by doing arena matches guys the hot dog is on its way out for the victory order that came from if you can keep on winning now go unwind before your next fight okay so you're not a complete loser don't get cocky let me know when you're ready for them kim ready now that's the spirit you give the people of cyrodiil a good show and i'll make sure you get a decent i'll get more i'll get more gold i'll get more gold as time goes on okay guys now there's no cars down here the guard problem is fixed the hot dogs are in the way everything's going really well right now it's a night match while these two are monsters they come even during night to watch arena let's find out lower the [Applause] gates [Applause] ah no [Applause] you pathetic worm [ __ ] so much of being a mage is waiting for your magic to refill die damn you i love just running around the arena [Applause] [Applause] hey ends here this game is bad die stop it okay i'm gonna get him i'm gonna get him okay one more hit one more head and i got him wait one more one more [Applause] victor from the blue team leaves the arena now and rest you earned it may as well get my restoration up i could use the staff but i'm trying to train on my magic okay so you did it again what do you want from me a hug yes i do want to golden get out of my face pit dawg okay what are we gonna do you ain't gonna fight it the reigning grand champion is aggranatural mala the important thing is he's been grand champion for nearly a decade why at least that's what the people of cyrodiil have come to believe maybe it's time someone stepped into that arena and proved them wrong i will that's me genius down here i'm the boss i know okay i'm ready you might be ready but the arena ain't matt i have to wait todd's like get a move on day time they are only all open 12 hours a day okay stop and who in shinji's name might you be look if you're a spectator go upstairs and talk to the gay and oh i see so you're an arena combatant well isn't that nice now get out of my face i love the voice acting and i hate the faces okay the yellow team ain't gonna fight itself you lazy pit dog you're okay i'm ready you must be downright determined to get yourself killed huh okay then head back up to the arena and try not to die before the gate opens okay this honestly is guys this is advanced look at these advanced graphics as the rain pours through this tunnel people of the imperial city welcome to the arena my food's almost here okay after this battle after this fight the winner of this match will advance so the stakes are high pit dogs show us what you're made of [Applause] like i keep playing my own skeleton stop it no i keep missing i think oh okay pillar stream pillar stream damn it stop it oh okay i think you use a healing potion pop it why are they booing they're against me okay let's get a skeleton skeleton time oh [Applause] leave the arena now and rest you earned it guys i haven't played i haven't i haven't taken a break in many hours i'm gonna go get the food and then i'll be right back i should get some water too so so so hot dog street hot dog stream lost the argonian mage love that oh this is so heavy like there's no napkins in here i want you to go get a napkin i'll just try to eat really neatly i don't think that's possible oh my god this hot dog is huge it's so big what the heck this is the biggest touch i've ever seen i definitely thanks brandon right definitely definitely guys what the [ __ ] is this it's too it's too hot it's literally two hot dogs on a giant bun i can't eat all this okay i can eat like half of it i can't i cannot eat all this okay like honestly how do i eat this like how do you eat how do you eat a double dog it's good unhinged my jaw i wish i was a scaly so i gotta into my jaw yeah i'm gonna need to peel off some of this bun there's like a redundant bun pieces okay i got it i got it together really good thanks osama i like i just get to watch i just get to watch this orc fighting a piece of wood while eating hot dogs there is sauce there's relish and mustard and ketchup you see my streams do turn into a mukbang at some point okay look at that look at the progress look at the progress i'm making i'm being very messy it's really good it's really yummy even though it's a weird double hot dog it makes no portellos it's no portillos okay there's one more bite and then i'm going back to the game this makes this a good one huh you guys are weird i love i mean i love i guess i love that people will watch we'll just like sit here and literally watch me eat food i think that's fascinating this is water i'm drinking water now thanks jacob what do you mean cake shakes see this is water look how pure this is look how [ __ ] pure it's really [ __ ] pure it's super freaking pure okay it's time to go to sleep soon it's time to go to sleep and like one more arena i try honestly one more arena match i can't believe i'm saying this but you're no longer a pit dog that's right you've actually advanced in rank congratulations brawler thanks felix um favorite classical composer i guess jsb i mean that's a little bit of a boring answer but i i feel like he is the best thanks dylan you know what brawler rank is worth around here because i'm nothing new you're still a maggot okay you need to keep fighting if you want to be somebody okay this is an abusive workplace i'm reporting you to to the whatever you report that to okay i have to do a match you know what brawler rank is worth around all right ready for match okay brawler you know the drill okay because we're gonna we're gonna get this it's raining again good people of the imperial city welcome to the arena this match is a battle of the brawlers let your voices be heard i love that warriors fight for glory combatants begin [Applause] okay the arena routine do your worst do your you'll never leave i use a potion okay we got this we got this [Applause] they always threatened to make things they certainly make boots out of me i hate it [Applause] okay i think i got him [Applause] because i'm so close to death the crowd is twitter i did [Applause] leave the it now and rest you earn hey guys i think it's time for me to go to bed four wins is okay kid but it don't make you grand champion here's your pay okay by the gods what are you oh i meant i just got a main menu okay guys i should go to bed because late and i eat half of half a double hot dog um i'll be back in a few days play more oblivion in the meantime stay i'm gonna dare i enlarge this or i'm just gonna reveal the hot dog over my face stay amazing love you guys have a good night goodbye

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