Let's Play MONSDRAWSITY | Board Game Club

[Music] foreign [Music] hello i'm laurie from no rolls bard and welcome to board game club where the first rule of board game club is punchline does not mean hit the child every week we gather a group of our friends together here at drafts board game cafe in london to show you just how fun board gaming can be and this week we are playing monstrosity designed by eric slawson and published by deepwater game and bread and circuses in the game we will be playing agents of draw the department of recording anomaly witness it's basically the men in black meets pictionary the game is really simple every round one player will be the witness and they take a monster card from the deck in the middle they then have 20 seconds to memorize as much as possible about its appearance they then put the card face down they can't look at it anymore and they have to spend two minutes describing it in as much detail as possible to everyone else who has to draw it whoever manages to draw a monster that most closely resembles the thing being described gets points sounds very easy but here is the thing who has the best memory who is going to struggle when they have to put pen to paper and who is the real monster here find out as we play monstrosity joining me for this episode of board game club where our table has its cover on it got embarrassed uh also because we're drawing with stupid things yeah good for you no we are we're drawing with big thick driveways pens and as evidenced by the fact that uh penises were immediately drawn and sloppily so i do not trust these chuckle [ __ ] with our beautiful felt top sure and sloppy faces why are we back here week two such a proud parent uh we are playing mons draw city a game of uh looking at monsters trying to remember them and everyone drawing based on rambling nonsense and we are going to start with agent lori oh and also i'm joined by tom sully john laurie and rosie hello didn't got to do that but you do that every episode yeah we do but then again the top is thrown it's freaking us all out uh right so uh lori we can start with you okay uh laurie is going to look at this card this card will have a monster on it uh 20 seconds on the clock you'll have 20 seconds to look at this monster and memorize every detail about it then you must put the monster card face down and then describe it to us in two minutes during that two minutes we are all drawing and asking questions if we need more uh information about the monster at the end of the two minutes we must stop drawing rosie will be timing the 20 seconds laurie are you ready to look at a monster yes all right 20 seconds on the clock starting now [ __ ] up a good sign so laurie's going to be looking at monster and trying remember every last little facet the more you talk the less i remember isn't that fun yeah yeah that's fine that's it that's your time okay all right so two minutes on the clock you have two minutes to describe the monster and we have two minutes to uh and in that two minutes we must draw it at the end of two minutes we will stop drawing at any point after your initial explanation we can ask questions about what the monster looks like go okay so he's shaped like casper the friendly ghost he's facing to the left so he's like floating that way he's got the kind of spooky ghost tail thing uh in his right hand is a baseball bat in his left hand is a regular bat he has a dinosaur head um on his right shoulder head with the dinosaur head on his right shoulder we've got rubbers you've got on his right shoulder is a anchor tattoo um he has a beard the beard has three tentacle shaped like bits dangling from it so it's like made of tentacles he's got open mouth a little like peggy teeth oh you're going really fast i have to we can go back over this stuff afterwards and then he's got um on his head he's wearing like one of those spiral seashells okay he's got a spiral sea shell on his face like a hat like a sort of it's like a sort of helmet yeah almost like him tell me about his eyes his eyes are underneath the helmet i kind of think you can see them it's a helmet with a shell on top yeah a baseball helmet it's a it's a sort of spirally it's a sorry gesture it's a spiral shell helmet that is covering his eyes sort of a bit and then it's like starts where his beard is nostrils can't see him i can't see him as far as i can he's got a dinosaur what's his tummy doing his tummy is just a big green blob like it's casper what's his right hand is baseball left hand is a bat uh the baseball bat is actually facing downwards right hand is baseball oh for god's sake why is this baseball right basically downwards left hand it's a baseball itself [Applause] oh [ __ ] that's quite good all right so please put your oh yeah oh rosie's gorgeous that's really good oh john no no so what's really interesting about this game is it's two skill sets that are bashing against each other it's recall and the ability to communicate composition in a way that's clear and understandable and then also on the other side the ability to process that and create a kind of like composition on the fly by trying to infer and arrange i love the fact that you're exercising two different skill levels depending on whether you're the witness or the drawer and they just they keep smashing against each other and in the kind of discord and the mistakes that's where you just get all the really fun stuff i really like this game okay so here is our [ __ ] jesus without looking at um the pictures you must using your memory say which uh one is you think closest to and you just draw that number on your pad and turn it down okay i can see that three is spelled three three is spell three um bruce's yours is really good it's beautiful dude oh that's that's crunching the bat as you would clutch your back all right i'd have to drink both of those flies because laurie was sully [ __ ] you [ __ ] you yours is drawn by a child who has never seen anything in the world ever apart from a baseball bat and an actual back that's a software oh but i'm like that isn't confusing laurie can you please uh put the actual monster there yep well technically mine's looking to the right so it's a point for them holy [ __ ] it's actually yeah she ended up pretty close by absolutely [ __ ] down as up yeah sully's nailed it right so everyone um on the count of three you're gonna hold up the number of fingers that you think is the closest to the actual um artist's thing on the card all right can you vote for yourself you cannot vote for yourself he doesn't have a beard yeah oh we just didn't listen to half the things you said that must be your fault yeah on i can unblock your ears gracie on three then one two three i'm [ __ ] livid about this but sally's is definitely the best i can't believe so he's just closer it's fair than all the others all right so sully you get one point for being everyone's guest uh laurie what did you write down i wrote down tom ah too as well mine did have the tattoo but in the wrong place on his dick on his little ghost stick so sully gets one point tom gets one point for being the witness's choice so you were laurie's favorite uh laurie you don't get point if you had agreed with us you would have gotten the point but unfortunately that did not happen uh we we just can't work together our slot no i hate all of you well one of us has to leave either you or everyone else i think i think everyone else leaves yes this is for you i will take that all right rosie your 20 seconds look at your monster starts now no rosie is definitely the best artist at wallace i think i reckon you've known rosie the longest house her memory oh she doesn't remember anything oh i think she'll have a second like a goldfish i think she'll have a good visual memory though as a good artist she'll be able to pick out what's important about it yeah rosie will be able to remember this well stop put the card down oh [ __ ] that is such a short amount of time all right two minutes four minutes two minutes on the clock starting now okay in general it's a cross between um a velociraptor and a chicken okay so it's doing a march so it's got what it's got left leg in the air taking a step and it's got its other leg down what way is your face it's wet it's facing to the left as you're looking at it left leg lori said my left out to the left um the on each foot it's got a fluffy pom-pom with two claws sticking out of it the legs have got stripes on like thick wobbly stripes it's got a tail that's like a paddle shape like a beaver that's also got stripes on on the head it's got like praying mantis jaws with extra teeth like a spider then it's got some eyes can't remember how many it's got three round eyes it's got quite a long neck quite bulbous head um it's got like two tone uh like shadows going like underneath so imagine the light is pointing from the top so it's got shadows like underneath so that will give you some extra voids what's his torso like so it's like it's sort of it's slim it's quite slippery wings oh my god no wings arms um arms how is it like a chicken how does the chicken come into it what's the tail look like it could be some arms i have no concept about this two arms three hours three arms where are they where are they they're sort of in the middle like point pointy forward looks like he's reaching out it's like he's doing a huge big step over a nice river um the the jaws are a different color to the body does it have antennae what's the rest of its head look like it's round just round she's got a big round head well yes and with those as well so it's got like um folded back like doors did a tail what's this arms look like quickly three sort of blob arms did the tail have a claws as well no no no claws on the table arms stop drawing stop drawing pens down well okay i'm not proud of this one [Laughter] all right this is this is because i was constantly rubbing out because everything you said can't like conjugate with everything else you previously said when you all right rosie from memory you write down secretly the number of the person who drew what's closest to the car give me the points it better not be sully if sally bubbles uh here we go oh oh okay i don't um it's oh a little velociraptor arms uh oh he's got six arms right yeah it's a multiple of three mm-hmm okay these are quite good i'm gonna say good i mean no okay i'm ready to vote i think i'm ready to be yeah as well i know yeah okay on on three three two one on that one yeah hell yeah i'll take it i think it's really close astonishingly it's a cross between a velociraptor and a chicken uh rosie what did you put yeah so that's another point for me and a point for rosie oh yeah yeah a little bit of money i wouldn't adopt it at shelter because it's disgusting um i think all animals are valid they should be allowed to live but i i don't personally i'm not interested in getting to know it let's put it that way your 20 seconds it starts three two one go oh okay i think he's taking it all in he's counting a number of letters okay i'm ready now i'm gonna put two mins on the clock you're two minutes start now okay uh but talk about the base of it first and the base of it is a kind of bulbous circular body like an upside down light bulb um out of that little body um are coming up like two the legs go up and then down like it's squatting it's like a ball that's squatting on the ground so the knees go up almost kind of above its head however the it's not top of its head coming up from the bulbous base is a long neck um like a bit like a giraffe's neck the eyes of the creature on on either side of that neck i just realized i'm gesturing it shouldn't be gesturing so on either side of that neck are its eyes two eyes are on either side at the top is the mouth with kind of horrible kind of grinning teeth um on the belly are kind of little um little circles little bulbous like kind of nodules just on the belly of the thing which has the knees pointing out and i think it's got claws on the end of its uh little legs are they spindly legs um yeah they're thin they're not they're not fat um so it's like a creep it's like a yeah what's on the body again dude the body is like a butt it's like a circle it's like a upside down what's on the body the uh legs it's squatting oh and also it's got wings what about the feet did you see like blood wheels or stuff on the yeah oh yeah little little kind of like nodules what's his head look like um it's so it's a long neck with eyes on either side of the neck and at the top of that neck is basically just a grinning mouth it's got kind of dragon's wings and that's coming out of the base of the creature like the legs so it's a squatting dragon bulbous thing with a long neck with eyes on either side of it and at the top of that neck is a grinning and the feet sorry the feet feet are just like clawy kind of like standard monster feet like pointed pointed toes that kind of chick that kind of jazz i think you've done a great job and that's time up stop right so we've found a better way of presenting so we're just going to show laurie love it very good really like it's really good it's really nice rosie it's great incredibly good it's entirely relatively good uh jump oh nice very nice nice nice sally bobs nice yeah okay okay okay that's pretty proud of it nice these are all very powerful me sully and john all have the same quandary of how do you do a mouth on top of the eye rosie obviously being and someone who is artistically quiet turned the mouth a different way round and we were like no [ __ ] it regular regular way around [Laughter] and i can reveal for you the creature looked like this very difficult ah regular way around mouth yeah yeah no points for you look at you stupid wrong mouth round wrong mouth rosie wrong mouth rosie wrong man rosie all right so uh it is up to you to vote on who you think got [Laughter] all right you ready to vote yes yeah three two one vote so we got two ones uh four so the ones have it yeah one has it laurie has it one point two lorry i voted for you rosie oh thank you yeah from memory rosie's looked uh the best but i actually do think i think laurie might have taken uh we went to the same dentist okay um right so sully could you put two 20 seconds on the clock please indeed oh we don't need to send the clock around yes the ceremony okay you can start looking in three two one go oh i don't know if john's what's john's name we like i think it's pretty good you think yeah it's quite specific but it all depends on whether he's gonna unravel yeah and does it do you think his memory is helped by loud noises [Laughter] that is true and time is up [ __ ] me running okay okay so your twin your two minutes to describe the creature starts in three two one okay so we're talking a um it's kind of a devilish creature don't start drawing yet devilish creatures got a little pot belly he's got five little sharp tentacle legs which are quite short coming out from beneath he's got big leathery wings he's got uh he's looking to the left uh so it's kind of slightly side on like two thirds side on he's got yeah a little gut towards the bottom my little round belly and he's got five kind of slightly slightly curved like angled little kind of almost like hook claw like raptor claw talons coming out of the base like spread along uh his undercarriage but they're they're arched they're they're like sharp they're not curved if that makes sense they bend that's a terrible description he's got a little five little claw feet it's got a little pot belly um he has a kind of like a kind of almost classic devil face so like there's a fairly slim torso above the gut his gut's a bit like the hormone monster gut if you watch that big kind of round belly then he's got a thin upper torso reaching up to his face which is like a curved round kind of demon face kind of a circular face with a big sharp teeth but they're kind of if you imagine a pac-man triangle mouth in the circle then the sharp teeth triangular teeth kind of together they're like he's smiling but the teeth are together if that makes sense um he's got a you can see his his left arm so the arm on the side that we're looking at is kind of long and uh angled in a kind of l shape and it's got veins like on his forearm it's kind of a human arm human looking arm uh it's got like veins on it and then i think it's got claws at the end so it's kind of shaped like coming in towards him so down and then out and he's got big leathery wings kind of like classic demon wings that arch up above above him and out around kind of taking up the top half of the image they're quite big and they've got those like bat like lattices not letters but like you know how wings are supported with like membranes membranes yeah like down the middle of the wings like small little eyes big big grin i don't remember much else about the face um you've got the pot you've got this little feet you've got his arms you've got it's got a horse yeah little belly button that's tight i can't remember about the horns oh it's terrible i did oh he's in all right all right it's time for some reveals okay should we start with lauren go around laurie okay evil chicken man look at this [ __ ] i know that's good hey guys hey it's me the duck [Laughter] [Music] oh i like that i don't think you should be feeling as bad as it is it's pretty good yeah that's pretty good it's worth coming sally speaking happy with it ignored most of the things i said [Laughter] i cannot wait for you to see what's on this card outstanding that's incredible like it looks like he's wearing like a sort of like you've got a cogan thing going on when you have lots of raptor talents you said tentacles initially yeah [Applause] you did not run out of time all right all right teams that's it it's okay sorry the heat's gonna go up to you real quick [Laughter] that is significantly better than mine i think it's fine it is only the mouth that is bad but everything else is pretty good all right pop them pop them there for everyone to see i like [Laughter] okay okay [Laughter] is okay i said a muscular arm so i got a muscular arms okay are we all ready yes the thing you have all attempted to draw looks a little bit like this whoa i did say it was facing to the left but that might have got lost not on everyone no no no yeah i think um so that yes it was arms facing down maybe i didn't suspect i feel like we all went for the pot a little bit too much no i think the pot's important i think this is an important part oh i got the mouth wrong sorry i forgot the shape of his face i think i was thinking regular devil i was thinking like uh hmm you're thinking devil more than demon right yeah um fair fair um okay are we all ready to vote so you guys not me vote on your uh yeah you've already voted on your thing and yeah everyone votes you can't vote for yourself number five remember this one number five how many fingers you've got absolutely all right incredible scenes three two one it's a clean sweep yeah yeah i'll tell you who else tell me who else went three this guy oh it's very good the fact that you've got the angle really made the difference yeah it's fantastic i feel like based on what i said that is that is spot on one of those caricature portraits you get in like in a courtroom took me years but i found my game i think he's probably judged because he looks like a traditional like christian devil and i think he's probably had a bad time because of that but really if you get to know him he likes to play poker he uh is a keen uh jazz violinist um she's not look at his hands he can't play that uh he's cute he's a cute guy i like him oh sully you're 20 seconds start now dude stop was that helpful uh yeah all right time starts now okay so it's got uh uh i can't gesture it's got a body uh almost like an insect um which is quite large um like a like a bee or something like that it's facing downwards um it's it's uh mouth is sort of uh like it's got mandibles it's got two uh very spindly insect like arms uh sticking out the front of its face um and uh and they're a little um there are four little sort of uh tendrils coming out there near the mouth area um from underneath the mouth um it's uh got a round top uh uh there are um little um uh little skull like things coming out of antenna from the middle of the body i believe as well um and they're not skull my canton they almost look like skulls like circles but with little dots that could almost look like skulls but they're not they're not skulls um they've got two eyes uh right at the base of the body um uh right next to the mandibles um big eyes little eyes uh medium-sized arms we've got safe sullivan like a regular monster eye two more little skulls two eyes uh yeah like um it's got this antenna that has little like round things that almost are skull shaped and you know where are they they're coming out sort of coming out where the rest of the is no wings uh i think it's just kind of got a little legs coming out of it it's got the little legs coming out little legs coming out uh so it's got it it's got four little sort of tendrils coming out and then two like long arms coming around what are those arms look like they're very very spindly they're like a um uh praying mantises sort of like arms um coming out from either side uh well with like knives on them yeah yeah and um there's sort of it's a bit it's a bit sort of scaly up top if you want a bit more detail yes we want lots i mean you know you've got the basic stuff you've got the basic stuff so you know it that's more you know like coloring in no stinger nothing like that so just a round butt you just got a round bun big round bob what all right wow wow okay i think you've got it you've always stressful i got lost on how to draw mandibles for a while okay and then i drop my pen laurie this nugget sentience [Laughter] [ __ ] me lauren i mean it's cute that's incredible he's right look at this just two little skulls as well he didn't do too badly in terms of the details that i gave you they are definitely a lot of them are on there they're on there just in the wrong place yeah a lot of them in the room thank you i added my own little details such as the belt um the hair the hundreds of thousands of fingers all right because i've got enough detail coming out of your description hey i gave you plenty of detail that's all you needed oh why do i i don't always like following rosie's but there's there's mine no very good very good oh it's adorable look i thought it was forced insects uh i i think it was two skulls now looking at looking at the rest of yours mine's not great oh i choose you just go in the light was his eyes on the butt or do that eyes at the bottom ah [ __ ] not not on his bottom not on his bottom but those eyes aren't gonna help are they on his butt i mean i wouldn't describe my own eyes is at the top so i don't know necessarily a good way to describe either of them and finally tom oh that's pretty i like that that's an insect [Laughter] so those are the things that we drew we're responsible for them yours looks good upside down yeah yeah okay i've done my uh vote so you voted on who you think by memory looks the best yep uh and then in which case please show us okay i don't know if i remembered this very well hold up here we go there was four it was four oh none of them there's so much in there that you didn't that was you didn't i thought they had two little eyes there you set out an insect body like a bee yeah it's like a bee isn't it scaly if you want more details yeah yeah if you want a bit more you don't need that isn't that big sully it's got like a pine cone for an article you are an absolute shocker you you're you're i would like to hear from the channel's chief sully apologist tom what do you think how do you think sully did that i have never been a sully himself yeah well you know no comment we all make mistakes we all and this time you've made mistakes who who knows who made the mistakes here we do we all do all right anyway any one of us could have made the mistakes you know what it's really between two it really is between two they're both wrong but they're right in different ways i've got a real fondness for this entire menagerie if i'm honest all right i want to take them all home everyone won't be done please i actually think john's is close mine's not mine he's one of my two johnson's i listen to your sally's dog [ __ ] instructions john's is john and ty are you blind close to yourself it's it's exactly the same but that's saying nothing okay i'm ready three two one that's six that's tom's i quite agree uh i i went for roses you know but then i couldn't really remember it so you thank you i when i saw roses i was like my god she's pretty much just drawn exactly don't be filled by the fact that rose is good and innocent monster is in prison because of you sally say a bee's body because look there are two segments and a b has the very much that similar hind and anyone who thinks otherwise has never seen a b i can't believe i'm on the same score of sally after that just feels bad good company good company you ready we'll see your 20 seconds starts now none of us are brave enough to take a piss at this all right ready to go two mins two mins on the clock starting now so it is walking to the right of the image you'll be drawing um it's a heavy creature its legs are probably about a quarter to a third of the height of its body they're thick tree trunk like like dinosaur legs bent at the knee we're thinking sort of just one or two small claws for toes coming out of them has a big round sort of stomach most of it's it's torso is basically this big round stomach um it's got a gesture it's got a curving tail coming out of its butt which will be curving to the left of the image it's almost kind of plant-like um or maybe almost like kind of modest like it's a long tail that sort of comes out into sort of lots of little molesky tendrils with a sort of thrill at the point where the tail becomes tendrils has a long neck um that starts at the top of its body and then curves in a big kind of almost u-shaped to the left like it's hanging back like it was a very long loose neck with no bones and a strong wind that i think there are eyes a few eyes going up the length of the neck which culminates not in the sharp point but in a pointed kind of end of flesh its mouth is basically the base of that long neck that's curving back to the left it has a belly button um it has thick arms quite short thick chunky arms i guess think like um a t-rex that's been hidden the steroids uh there is a bend at the elbow of these arms um and i i believe there are some kind of short claws but i guess they're more like more like elephant legs his arms i guess sort of thick chunky muscular arms but there is a kind of genuine softness and like exterior fat layer of the whole thing's body do they have eyes um it does have eyes yeah i think there's one just at the top of its head sorry just the base of its long head and there may be a couple more dotted around the head as it bends back left what does fingers look like um i'm going to go with just think sort of short t-rex kind of fingers barely noticeable i didn't really pick up on it where were the eyes sorry um i think uh base of the long curvy neck and a few up along the length of the neck which is like a giraffe's neck with no bones that is curving back in a u-shape in the wind and it's walking to the right tell me about the tail again and what about the mouth so the mouth small i think at the base of the sort of head neck thing the tail um sort of curves to the left at the back and it has like i'm bloody nora there's a lot of detail in there very good work teams i had a real forest for the trees uh go with that one got a sneak preview of adams can't wait laurie oh it's very good i look at his little muscles he's got a little buzzer wow he's mincing along the road oh [Laughter] is completely wrong but it's such a good drawing yeah if you've got four legs though you're gonna win this because i think everyone else has gone too oh [ __ ] i don't think i'm gonna win this one what do you mean that's what i said what happened no when tom was saying that he said did you listen to the words it does oh yeah it has a body isn't it the character is its little arm is it what yeah what's it called it's doing this underneath his head it's hunched it's been hitting the roids he's been banging out what what's this is that eyes that's its head rosie what do you think that eye is about i don't know i hate it yeah it's not even a thing is it even a thing silly you know what mate you haven't done a bad job thank you tom i appreciate that um i don't know if this is what you described but look at it now is one of my favorite things i've ever drawn look at him being like it's spider-man i did not realize until i finished it you know you zoom out you're like holy [ __ ] that is a sassy monster somebody's very happy with that i'm really happy with mine as well [Laughter] little smiles this looks like an actual thing that might be alive in the world that looks like a fever dream no no i mean that's that's far that's a that's a reach i don't know what he drew for sure police is just a gentle anteater with little skipping along a little bit doing the old biker grove freeze spray [Applause] is better than that [Laughter] yourself and let's see it let's see it's on have you voted for yours yeah pick mine you've got to look right from what i remember just in the wrong places oh because his head's going backwards yeah it's great mouth but as you can see you've all done a pretty good job yeah that's pretty good yeah i think you're absolutely nervous i've done a good job four of us did a really great job oh he's oh good work mate ah thanks man very nice and another good work everybody what's his nickname beef jenkins oh it's me to describe again isn't it yeah so everyone does it twice and then we count up points cool all right ready laurel i am ready three two one and go oh first landscape okay or his portrait and he's gone mad [Laughter] he's staring at the back of the card that's it okay in three two one go so it's sort of a lizard slash dragon it's facing mostly towards the uh towards the you in the picture uh it's got like a body going out to the right that's kind of long and lizardy uh it's got four little arms with um two pronged feet uh a little tail um on the front side is it sort of it's sort of rearing up is the thing so it's got that kind of like dragon scale underside you know the sort of like plating that the dragons have on the bottom going up the top on top it has the face of the dog dragon thing from uh neverending story uh it's got big pigs ears it's got three little hairs sprouting out the top of its head it looks pretty grumpy um can you just grab the face a bit more for those who haven't seen yes certainly certainly can it's it's like a sort of grumpy dog uh crossed with a cat i guess it's got this kind of like it's got like big sort of fat jowls um and um if you know if you know the never ending story thing looks like it looks like that how big how big it is uh they're quite big and soulful like you could be lost in them for a long time forearms you said uh it's got no arms and shoulders it's got four legs it's got four legs four legs and a tail just a regular dragon's tail it's got like the dragon's tail it's sort of like a lizard it looks like a it's like a lizard it looks like a monitor lizard it's got it's got like three little um like spots on its back that's like in a little cluster um what's his mouth like what's his mouth like it's mouth is closed uh and sort of frowning sort of a frowny dog face thing yeah dog face you know how they've got like any teeth you can't see the teeth i think they might be like too little too late for that i think there might be two little teeth sticking out and yeah mine is hog [ __ ] mine is just a dog god mine's so bad uh i don't know what dragons take last time no all right um rosie it's so good incredibly good rosie wow that's incredible you want brilliant remember the soulful eyes that's fantastic i hope you lost in those eyes oh that's great that's funny brilliant [Laughter] he's got four he's got two of the same feet and then two different ones at the back oh [Laughter] rosie's face is really sad you were just you were just like you were just like why are you why are you even eyebrows because it wasn't supposed to look sad wasn't it [Laughter] [Laughter] yeah yeah [Laughter] and they rubbed them out and i didn't rub them out fully so now we're listening so much better about myself yeah look at those soulful eyes why is it got a line in the middle of its forehead [Laughter] it brings me great pleasure to inform you that that's dog [ __ ] i'm not very good at art but i don't think anyone else has noticed it is hard to draw the dragon falco i think from the running story you know what that's better than mine that's definitely good show i don't know what's wrong with this one so much oh tommy so so soulful wow it looks like its face has been turned inside out sally that looks like the inside of someone's face i wouldn't step on that if it was on fire it looks like someone tried making a bear and got bored and gave up its features are just a mess are those eyes these are eyes where are the ears that laurie described i believe they're the same i believe they're literally the eyes and the ears yeah i think same time eyeballs the eyeballs are in the ears yeah yeah that's a real monsters guy who holds his own eyes all right show us oh my god very efficient animals have you made your i've made my choice this is the guy little fella is mine the best thing you've ever seen like oh my god john's won oh i can't believe you know i think thomas actually tom in that face are we allowed to discuss at this point are we not supposed uh we're not really supposed to like you're not supposed to be like oh i'm voting for but sorry those are not soul flies they are soft they're not so cool i forgot by gingers don't have souls adam so actually that's quite hurtful that you would bring that up okay i'm ready yeah i'm ready three two one what a crime to not be voting for rosie i know but it's right it's time yes that's that's two for each that's three for tom three for tom two for done sir well by that point i convinced myself i had a cat face so i went for rogue oh bad you get that rosie draws so well she convinces you you you must have you must have got it right god you've all got four and five points quantifiably you and sully have the same artistic level i started this game i don't know if this is on camera i was like adam is it a problem that i have no artistic skill and it was like no don't worry about it it'll all be fine you really almost won you really almost got that one yeah i promise sully drew a melted potato yeah the fact that i'm on the same score of sally is devastating based on that i'm never voting for sullivan what the hell i'm sorry you wrote me before what would you never do from here once this is something that's upset rosie it must be hideous oh my god [Laughter] jesus christ you're two minutes start now right it looks like it's crouched down and revealing its vagina to the world basically so that's the posture that it's doing it's got so it's legs like coming up its feet are sort of like um uh like a three-toed um creature like one of those ones from star wars that like run along um then it's got a long pink fluffy neck so it's like fluff coming down to its sort of like round tummy from which the legs is crouched where the in the middle of it's like where the vagina would be there's three there's four sorry tendrils hanging down and they've got like sharp darts on um on the legs there are um flutes like you'd get on an arrow on the end of an arrow so they're on the long spin the like down bit of the legs going are they sticking are they sticking out and going um well they're sort of like as they would be on an arrow if the arrow was stuck in the floor oh yeah um okay so the head looks like um a leaf blower but without the the pipe on it so it's got like a handle and some buttons it's pointing to the right um no sorry pointing to the left sorry um yeah so it looks so it looks like the hand it looks like the handle of a leaf blower okay like with buttons on it or like something like some sort of machine that's got like a handle like a square thing with a handle um and then the mouth [ __ ] handle on top a handle on the handle on the top like a big sort of yeah and then it's got some buttons and then the mouth i can't i can't remember the mouth i think just big lips i'm not sure i'm not sure oh god i don't i think what are its feet like what with the mouth like it's feet i don't know what that is the feet um yeah they're sort of like it's got three toes i think there are claws um but it's thin legs thin legs can you describe the vagina don't remember any eyes right it's got no eyes i don't can't i'm really honest i say four darts coming down out of the vagina yeah like they're sort of on stream is there anything on its belly i mean don't draw an actual vagina because there is no regina it's just the it's just the the posture that's just the first thing that came to your mind i'm sorry people sorry god i'm going to jail for this one but a good run i've got this in the back don't you worry i've been drawing space vagina since the day i joined the force laurie look at those yes i like this i like it i mean i hate it but i like it fluffy neck fluffy there yeah just pop it towards the camera just going to make sure it's picking up um i didn't know what a leaf blower without the thing was so i did that okay that's good i think in terms of the leaf blower thing because that's really okay yeah i think that's pretty good stuff okay okay okay i went quite literally on the leaf blower and i think that's going to cost me but um here we go no it's very good i'm not against that yeah um here we go i remember the fluffiness of the neck horrible horrible all right okay yeah isn't it that's horrible isn't it little little tampon sperm she is presenting a vagina it's undeniable that's hot that's horrific yeah i really hate that that's giving me the feeling that i had when i looked at the cards okay it's giving me the jubilees yeah i'm in the right i'm in the right spot right so i completely blanked on the part about the neck and just improvised [Laughter] you know what when you're blind there's not much else you can do other than improvise look how content that creature so rosie have you made a decision i have yeah okay all right let's need to see can we please see okay oh oh i see the legend the leaf blower oh yeah i see what you mean oh it's got a little weird smoochy tongue has it oh yeah i forgot it does he actually has a smoochy mouth it's awful isn't it horrible it's dreadful oh my gosh it's quite tough obviously tom's out but the race isn't over until it's over okay sure what i mean about the fakes they're horrible star wars feet star wars like the thinking star wars that walks about other than tom this is anyone's game sorry tom you know what fair for some reason i'm just grinning i feel like you are playing a different game in this round i do i do like this one i like him [Laughter] oh my god sally two points to you and one point to rosie i feel like this is a physical representation of a bad night out at your 20 seconds begins three two one now okay landscape landscape landscape artists start your pencils [Laughter] okay right your two minutes starts now so you want to start with the legs there are two thin legs leading from the bottom of the pitcher to the top basically two very long very thin legs straight with straight legs straight legs just straight legs at the top of these legs are a very wide it's a mix between a hamburger and a clam it has a giant basically the entire bottom half of the head is a giant bottom lip essentially it's a wide clam like head with a giant bottom lip and some kind of big uh teeth just kind of poking out from by underneath our bottom lip and the rest of it is picking up uh so imagine the bottom half is the bottom lip from behind the bottom lip there's a couple of just like little mushroomy teeth little mouth poking up uh the top of the head has two wide eyes on it so it looks like a kind of like a hamburglar stretched out with kind of like big teeth um their eyes in the middle uh eyes are in vaguely in the middle but they're quite wide then there are two more arms um they kind of move out of the sides of the the head and they go down to the bottom of the paint of the drawing so basically parallel with the other legs um one is one is big and they are thin at the top and then they go out to what kind of on the left it looks like i'm kind of almost a primate and with three fingers so there's a bit of fuzz on the knuckles and like the uh the wrist so it starts thin at the top and then bulges out when it gets to near the ground and then the one on the left is similar wait that was the one on the left do you mean the one on the right sorry the one on the right is similar but thinner it doesn't bulge out nearly as much when it gets to the ground but it is also so you've got these two thin struts coming out the middle of the butt of this clam and then on the way down uh from left and right you've got these two slightly bigger um the one on the left definitely bigger definitely more primate-like and then on the right it's a little smaller all right there we go i didn't say anything about the feet yeah i just left the feet with like unseen at the bottom of the beach i think you did an amazing job describing it i think you're very good to describe i got a very clear image yeah you might not be right well let's see lori very good okay stuff okay uh rosie this is absolutely fine it's not great but it's fine okay okay it's much sadder than the rest of the eyes i like the hamburger aspect to this yes sesame seeds yeah sesame seeds all right everyone else has gone for seedless buns can i see yours okay you know what guys i think you've nailed it that's that's the best way yeah that's great oh he's got a little ridge of spines yeah and a little fluffy legs got trousers on as well but you know what like look how similar they are your description is really good that was a really good description because yeah that's how you end up with all the leads all right so uh i vote for myself i honestly i think i know i'm gonna vote for but extremely tight okay all right oh man all right hold on i genuinely don't know there's a there's a clear winner for me really i get i'm gonna call the vote three two one oh wow look how split that is john gets it hey oh rosie i voted for you but i completely respect that john i better forgive you thank you very much about the differential hand size right thank you so much you did well you did sally that did draw me yeah like rosie's hand is what swayed it for me like the furriness the furryness the furriness of that fairness it's so easy to kind of race ahead and just try and get all the details down because you feel like you're running out of time but you just for me it's like which shape am i drawing now and how do i guide them to do that so legs first big thing at the top and then finish off with the other things that's my approach anyway but they all drew the same thing so john it is your turn um yeah so uh if you can start in three two one go will john get any points in this round no it must be eating him up inside he knows i'm the good people you asked him one point ahead well how do you feel for [ __ ] on top of the world right now oh that's your time that's your time oh my god is it all right look it looks like landscape to me okay okay okay please listen very carefully your time i have to hit you with a lot starts now okay it is a it's got a large round beaver face okay um with a two little buck beaver teeth and whiskers um do that around around the middle bottom left of the drawing uh it's got one eye in the middle of its beaver face above its teeth um it has three triangular kind of spines a bit like a stegosaurus going middle slightly to the right and slightly to the right of that uh on its back it has one and behind that it has like a like a shrimp's tail if you imagine they're like segmented and then frilly not frilly like square spike end on a shrimp tail um uh it has a one human leg kind of coming out from like it's kind of it's kind of it's like coming out of like it's the the right base of its of its head it's kind of like a land like a flat to the land creature it's got a human foot which is like the foot's facing to the left and then to the right of that i think it has some kind of lobster pincer so that's coming out of his head so like it's kind of it's kind of like a creature that's on the floor yep uh like scuttling along the floor and so kind of from from beneath it's like to the right of its chin you can kind of see a human foot and then to the right of that foot you've got a big lobster claw i think this thing's a [ __ ] mess it's all over the shop to the left of the three like trying like stegosaurus plates is another thing and i can't remember what it is i think it's kind of a limb a limp shut up a limb going up into the left i think maybe a kind of little wing perhaps like a little wing going up into the left ears no ears i can recall any other part body right to the lobster claw or is that just i think that's it i think it's basically most of it is just the front of the creature that you can see so human foot facing left lobster claw to the right of that three stegosaurus spines on its back a like lobster tail like a shrimp tail poking up behind the lobster claws actually tonight the spikes no no i can't feel for you john there was so much going on in this what you were given was an eldritch night oh my god it's actually quite cute but it's so busy so much going on i have no clue i'm not a clue okay oh wait yeah okay oh i love him oh that's really i love him i really like his face that's really good teeth gorgeous yes very goofy gosh love it very nice love it rosie once again you know what rosie i'm starting to think you're a better artist than me that's too high praise yeah yeah this is something stupid here you know what that's that's that's better than mine you listen to everything i said adam i can't laugh at you got all the details in there yeah it's better than mine but but similar i i can't imagine that being true sally let's see there we go [Laughter] we're pretty yeah we are pretty similar but yours is like separated someone ordered mine off wish.com yeah i'm not too unhappy with it given that we both did the same kind of idea uh but yeah the teeth i found yeah i should have done them bigger it's very cute yep it's very cute okay nice i like the little tufts of her lorry [Laughter] room for my point all right okay uh are you ready are you ready to see the thing that you drew it's so it's so much going on are you ready yeah oh how honestly you're you're absolutely fair to it it's a busy one isn't it it's a busy picture i think you pretty much covered everything important in that picture i forgot this tale but apart from that and it was a wing i was right yeah um okay i have made my decision on who i think has won should i put it there i don't know i'll put it up here so you can all see it with the others i don't know who is one it does look like a beaver oh and it's got spines what's that bit on the right oh yeah that i forgot about completely oh there is a wing okay so what i mean about this kind of a land thing and you're looking at it it's like it's really hard to describe its orientation that [Laughter] hold on rosie look in your heart i think i think all right i think there is a clear winner here all right all right three i would agree two one oh yes so three really yeah [Music] oh do you think i would have forgotten that i want a fair competition here john there's two rounds left sally you better you better describe like your life depends on it listen i'm vincent van gogh your gogan and you're gonna end up in [ __ ] i don't know what that means but i'm going to cut your [ __ ] ear i'm going to win i'm going to win it's ah it's going to be great so it's like turner versus constable art history fans will bloody love that all right okay it's going to be all right three two one go okay all right all right let's better start talking come on sully oh look at those i've never seen him so concentrated i've heard him so quiet his nose is bleeding he's having a stroke okay you're okay stop stop stop stop stop stop sorry sorry are you captivated captivated just trying to take things in um sully you've been looking at card for two years and i still don't know okay silly three two one go okay so the body is facing to the left um it is a sort of like a a beetle's body uh and it's got spiders legs four spiders legs coming out of you know to each side uh with uh hooves at the bottom um it's uh it's in in the beetle's bodies have segmented and in in between two of the segments there are four eyes on the right hand side of the body sorry could you say it again so the beetle it being like a beetle bobby it's it's been segmented segmented and in between two of the segments there are four eyes poking out um and where are the eyes um near the the the front um of the you know the the head is essentially like on the on the lower end of the of the body um the mouth is sort of fairly nondescript it's just sort of like a it hasn't got any teeth or anything it's just like a little opening uh and i'm trying desperately to remember what's on the [ __ ] top and i can't i really [ __ ] can't there's like a huge detail that i'm entirely forgetting oh god oh yes yes yes um so there are there are big um there are two big arms big thick arms coming out from the back of the creature and it's got some claws at the top um which way the arm's facing uh they're they're both uh going up from either side of the body they're both like the claws are facing from the back yeah from the yeah from the back of the creature how many claws uh i would say three um i was guessing uh yeah it is a guess yeah um it's hard to remember um uh the the amount of segments uh i think it's i think it's two segments um so yeah i don't think there were i don't think there were three um but i could be wrong on that uh could be wrong on that [ __ ] solid any spines or things like that is it got a head [Music] give half the detail oh that's pretty cool it's pretty good that's really good yes yes i understand what i've done yeah yeah was it four eyes yeah it's got four eyes oh dear four divided by two is uh it's two isn't it it's like so so good it's wrong none of it made sense at all it was described [Laughter] mouth oh wow oh why am i laughing mine is oh my god it's i guess i'm so i'm so ashamed of this [Laughter] segments to it not like this [Laughter] you know what gang i think i'll know [Laughter] looks like he's wearing two i could have sworn you said there was a belt of eyes in between i have no idea what we've got two little details but actually that was like oh i forgot two liters very difficult man you know what i think you did well there salad yeah thank you very much no i wouldn't go that far let's not say things we can't describe pretty much everything that was on there the tongue i forgot and yeah what about that says beetle to you sally is that who's absolutely that's like a beatles body there's like a stag beetle without the um pincing at the front that would have been good like a stack beater without the princess oh i'm sorry i didn't specify the beatles well they're like the most i love your little mouth because it was uh anyway uh i've made my decision so um if you'd like i'm not saying that on here that is weird he got cold okay the top fat is very insulating for the head yeah hence the name top hat ready to vote yeah three two one gotta be what got to be roses is incredible it's incredible closer yeah it's got the legs even at the right angle well you all voted for one we were overlords and i did too oh really rosie i thought you ran away with that um yeah no that was that was very very tough for you all but to be fair yeah thank you cheers i'll just uh steamy head there final goddammit no no all i can do is draw uncatchable the final drawing the scores in a unfair last place is john gracie he's not talented at all in third place sully and tom with four points each thank you uh in second place lori with five neck and neck adam and actual artist rosie themselves don't [Laughter] tom are you ready face of a punched frog there we go tips you ready time starts now all right seen one of these before is it just a merry and it just says the true monster is man i think this game is [ __ ] wonderful time very funny okay i'm not sure quickly before i forget what i've seen okay time starts now so think of salamander i think a short lizard with very short legs the body of the lizard takes up a very small part of the image it's just led across the bottom so four sort of short lizard legs um body almost flat against the ground short tail uh slim body spines across the back and when i say lizard i mean you know body that is running horizontal parallel to the ground um coming out of the neck instead of a normal lizard head the neck curves upwards and you have what seems to be like the shape of a venus fly trap but still lizard flesh with scales and many many um sharp lizard teeth like lots and lots of teeth coming out the opening of this venus flytrap which is opening up towards the sky a long sort of wiggly tendril um thin maybe more plant-like can matter but um uh i i think i don't think there's anything that i think is just wiggly it goes up almost the entire bottom half of the image to around the midpoint where it blooms out almost into a flower um with sort of larger sort of leaf-esque things along the bottom and then a sort of different color different texture petals sitting on top of that this um the flower comes out of the top of the long wiggly thing that comes out of the venous flytrap mouth about half the height of the image i think there is a light bulb maybe or some kind of light source basically as the bud in the center of this flower so we're talking is at the top of the flower top of the flower we're talking you know short legs horizontal lizard body facing to the left with tail to the right um right at the bottom of the image and then the venus fly trap sort of wide mouth comes at the top of it the mouth's almost as big as the body lots and lots and lots of teeth through the center of the open mouth like a stem a wiggly bit of tenderly stuff one that opens out into a kind of blooming flower which has these kind of chunky things in place of petals and uh as a sort of light bulb in the top there is no left or there obviously no sides or top to the flower it's just sort of foliagy stuff on the bottom flesh foliage on the bottom and then this kind of light source hovering above it like someone plonking a light bulb and on top of a lily pad in fact yeah it's more of a lily pad on top of the tendril than a flower really is it quite wide it's wider than the head oh [ __ ] time yeah don't worry i don't think you might well beat me i don't think so because good description yeah i did it the wrong way around describe monsters for living to children um very good i like it like i love it oh yeah i should have made the mouth wider [Laughter] it's the little details rosie puts in that's so nice i was trying to make it look like lizard skin that's great oh i kind of ran out of space but i think i'm done oh yeah nice is it raining is it raining it's a light light emanating light was it mine looks like a blind lizard vomiting up a flower there's that sally we know in life let me just prep my fingers for the vote i know i know i should have made it way wider and i just realized i got distracted by the team [Laughter] he's got the flower there clearly he spent a lot of time on his little back though get all those little details inspired also there's one point where i just got this hardened because i realized i've drawn it all the way wrong way around the head's going to be here and the tail's going to be there but [ __ ] it there you go the final paintings oh my goodness gracious meme what killers ro okay let me see let me see great job great job on the venus flytrap now thank you very much this is your monster oh it's really cute oh it was an actual lighter yeah it does have a light bulb on it oh okay oh my winner no this is really good oh no oh no nothing's sad about that no we're calm he's always right for the wrong reasons okay oh it's undeniable those little emanations of light oh piss that's rain that is rain your rain supreme votes in three two one vote he's done it wait so maybe you've been waiting for me it's john grayson yeah we've obviously sally this is great i mean i'll take it yeah yeah yeah i think that's very fair yeah i thought this is annoyingly really good all right i think i think you've got more of the light bulb you've got more of the lily pad right yours is facing the right way it's shaped correctly the mouse cut is big yeah like on that future jump but you know like are they taking the notes difference between body and mouth you got that mate so john gets our point but whose point is tom get sally john did a great job [Applause] [Laughter] at least at not the worst john gracie all right he was turner and i was stupid boring constable final scores sully and tom have four lori and john have five adam and rosie f6 [Music] it's well deserved oh yay it's been a long time uh that is monstrosity enjoy the hell out of that game we will see you next week that's all i've got to say [Music] you

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Published: Tue Jan 18 2022