LEGALLY BLONDE is FANTASTIC! (Movie Commentary & Reaction)

now we're recording okay that was weird rolling rolling rolling do not sing that you [ __ ] dick too late hey bud how's it going if you're new to the channel then welcome take a seat and if you're coming back ashley i like to laugh but tax forward is no joke welcome back to another movie commentary reaction my name is sam steph and we're the movie buds [Music] we're finally getting to legally blunt long requested i haven't seen this in a long time and i've been kind of looking forward to it yeah pretty sure the last time i saw it i was a kid how old 12. no [ __ ] i think the last time i saw this was in high school 16 maybe and i don't know if i even saw the whole thing i'm pretty sure i saw the whole thing yeah right definite memory i definitely remember this song i don't at all yeah but i definitely feel like intros from this time all featured this kind of punky rock punk light yeah yeah somewhat punkyish yeah yeah yeah i remember me and my brother used to take the piss out of it though anytime like something could happen we were just like perfect you know i'm looking at this um intro that's a pretty good cast oh yeah hey there's a garbo yeah there's a few like fairly big names here yeah man the [ __ ] college dorm rooms in the states really like this like holy [ __ ] i mean some maybe i don't know like you always see them in movies and they're like so ridiculously extensive like these little mini communities it's not a book yeah yeah did not know that i think it was like semi-autobiographical or entirely i don't know yeah i think i have something like that because i remember reading about that oh he's such a good boy does he get a treat he doesn't get a treat he's a dick good luck tonight ellen warner forever it's so cute i'm still waiting for her to remember this doggy treat i'm sure she's getting it now you guys are so sweet but i'm not positive it's gonna happen tonight you know he got the rock can't believe you're getting engaged okay this part i actually do remember kind of you guys have to help me pick out the perfect outfit i think you should go with the red it doesn't go well does it i don't understand why you're disregarding your signature color what this i can't look like i would on any other date oh yeah i think it goes badly yeah i want to look special bridal there's nothing i love more than a dumb blonde with daddy's plastic i see bit rude we just got it in yesterday is this low viscosity rayon uh yes with a half loop topstitching on the hem absolutely it's impossible it would snag the fabric i saw it in the junebug a year ago so if you're trying to sell it to me for full price you picked the wrong girl oh my god yes she loves her fashion nice try girls this is it good to know what you're talking about yeah i'll be the future mrs warner huntington the third this movie is like such a stealth bummer because it's like just disguised as a dumb blonde movie but it's like no no she's smart well i guess that's the point yeah yeah hello man look at this dick sunglasses indoors at night you look so cute my friends are just chilling there yeah yeah um i'm proving is this normal yeah he seems very cool with it he's like yeah i have an audience for everything yeah [Music] they get them mixed up one of the reasons i wanted to come here tonight was to discuss our future see that kind of talk always concerns me yeah law school is a completely different world i plan on running for office someday i fully support that one awesome yeah she's not prepared i need to stop digging around oh i completely agree oh no well that's why i think it's time for us you explained this terribly pooh bear why are you [ __ ] smiling like that shouldn't you be sad i do break up what so what just that whole relationship was [ __ ] around up until this point yes breaking up with me that's what he's saying prick yeah i need to marry a jackie not a maryland so you're breaking up with me because i'm too dude blonde oh kind of it's not entirely true no it's pretty much someone my boobs are too big when you said that you would always love me you were just [ __ ] around yes yeah pretty much yeah you have no idea the pressure that i am under my family has five generations of senators oh man dude i feel like you're doing this just specifically because you want to dick around or it's just a shallow prick who sees her as [ __ ] around because she's too pretty bad salad i love the logic of like oh yeah i'll break up with you in a public place what if they make a scene anyway plenty of people will yeah and then you look like a possible in front of a bunch of strangers i mean i personally don't care about that but embarrassing someone in front of a bunch of strangers is a whole story oh yeah i definitely don't want to embarrass anyone extra douchey public come on let me take you home i get the feeling he was doing it there so that way oh yeah he's trying to minimize the damage but it's like that's stupid yeah but i think it's the right thing how can it be the right thing when we're not together i mean he's a dick so that's definitely the right thing yeah you're breaking up with me because you're afraid your family won't like me these close people are different i don't feel like this guy really feels emotions yeah i know you know like the guy with the big fake smile who's charismatic though yeah do you have a soul big smile but nothing behind the eyes yeah the tom cruise effect the patrick bateman which was based on tom cruise yes so there you go i grew up in bel air warner i think most people would agree that's a lot better than some steel vanderbilt i need someone serious she's the fresh blonde of bella [Music] seriously in love with you isn't that enough i mean pooh bear how can you be in love with this guy though i know just get in the car no you're gonna ruin your shoes okay i love if she took the ride to save the shoes she's gotta [ __ ] a priority straight i mean that's fair i don't blame her for that the heartbreak is temporary but gucci is forever is it though i don't know yeah it probably isn't no it's like have either of us ever owned anything gucci no i've specifically avoided it fair enough i've also avoided it yeah no cause of poor see now i want a box of chocolates no no the same no matter what you're a part of me i love you liar you know you have to clean those chocolates up what's the one thing that always makes us feel better enough take care of yourself oh my god do you know who this is no that's warner's older brother yeah i was looking at this guy like um should we third year yale law student putnam bose and his fiancee this is the type of girl that warner wants to marry this is what i need to become to be serious practically deformed oh my god i love how they're trying to be like she's kind of blonde it's like no no she's kind of insane i love it going to harvard is the only way i'm going to get the love of my life back uh law school's for people who are ugly and serious like i managed to make that positive in a weird way yeah harvard law school that's right that's what she's doing but that's a top three school oh i have a 4.0 i mean if she has the grades your major is fashion merchandising so harvard won't be impressed that you aced history of polka dots so what she's gonna have to like maybe study something else quickly what are your backups i don't need backups i'm going to harvard uh well then you'll need excellent recommendations from your professors and at least a 175 on your lsats hang on is she going from one college to another what are you doing she's studying yeah reading about the lsat getting [ __ ] learned my cousin had that apparently you get a really bad rash on you the lsats are an exam i'm going to harvard you mean like on vacay let's all go wait what road trip is there anything else to see there i'm going to harvard law school that's very confusing yeah what kind of vacation would that be once warner sees me as a serious law student he'll totally want me back it's a completely brilliant plan it's great that she's going and that she wants to get learned and [ __ ] but obviously all the wrong reasons my name is elle woods i'm going to tell all of you why i'm going to make an amazing lawyer why are you in the hot tub though i'm skilled at commanding the attention of a room and discussing very important issues you're the one in um how much your mother when bonnie makes the like video to help robin get the job oh yeah yeah i'm able to recall hundreds of important details seriously do you know what happened on days of our lives yesterday why why are you in a pool once again we joined hope in the search for her identity it's supposed to be sexy no i didn't get that much actually you kept asking why she's trying to get into freaking law school what does being in a pool have to do with law pool laws so not good enough she needs like 175 right yeah something like that i feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life i object i don't remember i remember that she passed i know no one's checked imagine having this many supportive friends yeah i love that they're actually happy for her everyone's hyped [Music] no one's like the two-faced backstabby one at least as far as we can tell [Music] oh wow holy [ __ ] this is i have never been celebrated like this for literally anything ever in my life not even close i'm so jealous and that's why you should vote for me why two thousands are a wild lawless time fashion major well sure we've never had one before aren't we always looking for diversity yeah that's what you're looking for she also designed a line of faux fur panties she's a friend to the animals as well as a philanthropist see eco-friendly l woods i mean look welcome to harvard the way i see it is if you got the grades then exactly you can't judge everything else is just opinion yeah i still just find it funny how she had to prominently display her bikini like three times oh yeah just to make sure bro that's the money shot i like to think that she didn't she just thought that that was the best option she's like isn't this how you make videos [Music] i look amazing what do you mean is not a good idea [Music] university town is harvard like a whole town i don't know i've only ever heard of it being referred to as the uni yeah but it seems quite large how much [ __ ] did you bring i think that whole van is hers i'm gonna be a rich kid right yeah this is our new house for the next three years oh are you thirsty um okay let's get you some water got a whole lot of people checking her out check out malibu barbie where's the beach honey ew yeah that's so good that is adorable that's so good guys this way hey dog needs a drink as if that isn't the most [ __ ] precious thing you've ever seen that's amazing i love that don't be scared like i know it's interesting but jesus guys class schedule map book list my social events calendar is missing your what social events you know formals clambakes trips the cape they don't have any of those this is not a fun college okay uh has warner huntington the third checked in yet no you know maybe you should check with the cruise director on the lido deck rude dick my name is david kidney for the last 18 months i've been deworming orphans in somalia okay why do you look so sketchy about it i'm enid wexler got a phd from berkeley in women's studies i single-handedly organized the march for lesbians against drug driving right so it's been suggested that stephen hawking stole his brief history of time for my fourth grade paper [Music] man i'd just be listening to this like why yeah do you need to tell me all this stuff hi i'm elle woods and this is freezer woods i have a bachelor's degree in fashion merchandising from c-u-l-a i was a zeta lambda new sweetheart and last year i was homecoming queen so do people just hop from uni to uni i guess two weeks ago i saw cameron diaz and i talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed she's right about that yeah she has orange sucks yeah orange is the worst wish me luck bruiser this is my first class as a serious law student so i love how they're painting her fellow students is kind of weird yeah because they are i totally like the part you're gonna be like that bothered by someone else's dress choice seriously yeah you need a hobby that's true i literally don't care what anyone else is wearing as long as it's something yeah exactly you know keep your pickle in your pants [ __ ] no leave him alone that's tall just no avoid avoid oh no that's the whole reason she came though yeah yes ah nice good play i love it i didn't even see that i totally forgot you go here this is my girl they're setting that up yeah i'm sorry are you here to see me no silly i go here you you go where to this school harvard law school you got into harvard law what like it's hard yeah you're not so special i'm planning this great mixer you totally have to help me you dated her for a while did you not know she was smart i really don't think he did this is gonna be just like senior year except for funner being bubbly doesn't equal dumb time to go i have to go to class it's just attitude not intelligence a legal education means you will be taught to achieve insight into the world around you that is a boring looking classroom yeah the seat you have picked will be yours for the next nine months you can't have any other seat wow and those of you in the front row beware jesus she was like this is the splash sir oh yeah the law is reason free from passion does anyone know who spoke those immortal words no oh this guy yeah aristotle because we're gonna get a whole lot of him would you be willing to stake your life on it he's like my life isn't worth that much anyway i think so someone else can deworm orphans in somalia right what about his life i don't know i recommend knowing before speaking and you were right it was aristotle the blood pressure's finally lowering it's like i knew it all along right all of you have read and are now well versed in subject matter jurisdiction uh no let's call on someone from the heart sir no don't yeah of course why go be a dick yeah look at that smug face she just wants to feel superior oh yeah oh like you don't belong here um i wasn't aware that we had an assignment kensington do you think it's acceptable that ms woods is not prepared i don't would you support my decision to ask her to leave class to return only when she is prepared no she paid to be there absolutely yeah that's a good point i always hated that [ __ ] yeah it's school i mean to be fair i guess you do have to sort of earn your way in with this kind of thing but like yeah i get that but it's also like [ __ ] i paid tuition absolutely i'm gonna [ __ ] stay yeah true like what are you gonna do to kick me out exactly this isn't high school i'm a grown ass adult that's true i came here to learn [ __ ] stop me yeah exactly what's up luke wilson how you doing looking young yeah goddamn so if you don't know the answer they're just gonna kick you out so you have stromwell huh did she do that to you too no she did make me cry once i mean not in class i waited till i got back to my room man good move but yeah she'll kick you right in the ball he's like oh yeah you don't have balls speak up in callahan's class he really likes people that are opinionated and in royalton's class try to get a seat in the back he tends to spit the splash zone oh god for 11 though make sure you read the footnotes right all right so luke wilson's our love interest right yeah i'm really glad i met you you can tell pretty easily are you a third year hey i'm not hi thanks for all your help good luck i like that he was just helping her to be helpful though for sure hi warner hi uh how was your first class good except for this horrible preppy girl who tried to make me look bad but you're here now how was your summer it's good did you do anything exciting oh god so this is his uh we met viv yep oh hi vivian kensington do you know her was that why she's being shitty she's uh i'm his fiancee wow that was real quick over a summer fiance damn jesus dude i'm sorry i just hallucinated did he have her on the side what maybe she was my girlfriend in prep school well we got back together this summer at my grandmother's birthday party i see you're famous at our club why but he didn't tell me you'd be here so shitty pooh bear i didn't know she would be here he's using the same nickname for her excuse me yeah classless self-care [Music] [Applause] holy [ __ ] okay she's on a [ __ ] mission jesus christ it's an emergency jesus christ oh man it's tipless mom yeah i was gonna say jennifer coolidge are you free it's an emergency brother you can't even imagine you know what now i want to doing it yeah [ __ ] i know all to get my boyfriend water back and now he's engaged to this awful girl vivian i just wish i had never gone to harvard you went to all that trouble she's got the sixth carrot harry winston on her bony unpolished finger rough someone's so short she casts quite a bit of shade i'm with my guy eight years and then one day it's i met someone else move out oh no dewey kept the trailer and my precious baby rufus what i didn't even get to throw the door birthday party followed his pecker to greener pastures and i'm a middle-aged high school dropout got stretch marks and a fat ass there's nothing wrong with the stretch marks and a fat ass so what's this vivian got that you don't have three tits i don't think having three tits would be an advantage depends how you talk to i suppose huge total recall fans she's as pretty as you she's not completely unfortunate looking hello ladies wait a minute no that's not him no for a second there i almost thought it was bruce campbell yeah same see you later nope oh [ __ ] oh yeah i love interest are you sure this warner guy is like the one definitely why though i love him no because he's good looking and charming is he though yeah i mean he looks like a dick but still dude to me that just kind of undermines it straight away well sure but we're experienced sure what are you waiting for steal the bastard back i should warn you that in addition to hey yeah of course you remember him you will also be competing for one of my firm's highly coveted internships he's basically the same person where you will get to assist on actual cases hang on so he's a professor and let the bloodbath begin has his own law firm as well i guess that's interesting ms woods would you rather have a client who committed a crime malam insay or malam prohibitum did you research those terms neither and why is that i would rather have a client who's innocent dare to dream miss woods i mean wouldn't you though yeah ms kensington which would you prefer malam prohibitum then the client would have committed a regulatory infraction well done miss kensington um oh my god jesus chill out it has been said yes ms woods i changed my mind i'd pick the dangerous one cause i'm not afraid of a challenge oh i thought she was actually gonna like i don't know get nerdy yeah but nope no no no shady hang on why are the harvard guys playing football [ __ ] you're studying law just give it up oh god guys chill out [Music] about her they're all they're all gone oh yeah just thought new dudes were turning up nah the game has stopped what are you doing here i'm coming to join your study group and look i brought sustenance our group is full what we all share one stomach oh is this like an rsvp thing it's like a smart people thing is this we're full come on guys we can make room for one more oh the study group oh right the answer is no i thought she was saying that all our stomachs are full yeah they can't eat muffins yeah same [ __ ] get turned down free muffins can't be that smart oh okay i'll just sleep then like bit but muffins though just let her join yeah muffins i would maybe there's like a sorority you could like join you know if you had come to a rush party i would have at least been nice to you is that before you called me a dyke behind my back i don't use that word you must have heard it from vivian oh i mean throwing around a lot of assumptions i love how she has to have a furry phone yeah it's gotta be comfortable right it's gotta fit the aesthetic i'm picking out my wedding dress what josh proposed did you get the rock yet yes sure almost definitely we'll hurry up so you can come home we miss you how long did they think that going to harvard was gonna be for well they thought that she was just going to get him back yeah but what was it going to take a few months the people here are so vile like oh technically you're at harvard now so i believe that you're serious yeah eight o'clock at 45 dunstan street no wait somebody at this school actually having a party yes you didn't recognize their voices nope but it's a costume party you probably wouldn't want to come wait what why would she know when to come she's lying i love costume parties well then i guess we'll see you there oh yeah she's lying yeah see bruiser knows yeah oh you're right playboy bunny oh no what everyone's gonna be boring as [ __ ] oh yeah no costume [Music] hey what's up this is what i normally wear you guys just wish you could pull this off i mean that is true only so many people that i could pull that off thanks for inviting me girls this party is super fun nice outfit i like your outfit too except when i dress up as a frigid [ __ ] i try not to look so constipated my god this is such a good bird she's horrible i mean what i'm sorry she's she's horrible oh please yeah up until this point she's been pretty nice and respectful how are you doing and even that was just like deserved oh yeah you know that's why i'm petitioning to have next term be referred to as the winter old vest what's up ex wow i got dressed up what do you think well don't you look like a walking felony wait what the hell how what's with the costume i just decided to dress up sure earn it i love how she didn't bother like going to change or anything she's like no no no nothing i'm here now yeah i can't imagine doing all this and callahan's internship next year i'll show weakness come on you're never going to get the grades to qualify for one of those spots you're not smart enough sweetie buddy whoa i'm sorry what no did we not get into the same law school warner yeah yeah we're taking the same classes come on now be serious you can do something more valuable with your time i'm sorry more valuable is what you're doing not that valuable i'm never going to be good enough for you am i oh come on just forget it i'll show you how valuable i mean yeah she did do all the same [ __ ] no hey luke what's up bud i love how she went straight there don't ask me i also love how she really just doesn't think that the costume thing's that important that she's gonna actually bother changing oh no it's like i got [ __ ] to do she committed to the outfit actually committed to everything here is she carrying books whatever she can [ __ ] read jesus like what else would you carry yeah oh hey he's nice see i get the feeling that guy's actually probably really nice he's just weird oh yeah filed a claim what next in his words you need reasonable belief that your claim should have evidentiary support don't be that surprised and what kind of evidentiary i like that she just rolled with it though yeah that is a good way to study by the way yeah work out and study oh my god that's so cute did she pay like half price for the dog or something the fact that she's still wearing the bright colorful outfits and stuff yeah i love exactly and i love that the teachers are supportive and like cool awesome the teachers are basically just like hey you get the answers i don't care are you ready no you can do this you're ready we're all here to support you getting the dog back what the hell do you want a dog i just thought maybe i could you could come here and show me what i'm definitely not missing wrong prank that's not why i came by how many times you're going to come over here begging me to take you back ew i'm elle woods miss bonifante's attorney do you understand what subject matter jurisdiction is no i didn't think so like she gets the dog yeah yeah entitles her to what is legally referred to as equitable division of the assets come again miss bonafante is entitled to full canine property ownership and we'll be enforcing said ownership right now tell him paulette it's like yeah i want my dog give me my [ __ ] dog i'm taking the dog there you go dumbass hey nice he's probably still scratching his head which must be a nice vacation for his balls thank you using her powers of law for good and justice swinney who was also a private sperm donor was allowed visitation right so if we're sticking to past precedent mr latimer wasn't stalking i love her laptop so much the defendant was an habitual donor who also happens to be harassing the parents in his quest for visitation without this man's sperm the child in question wouldn't exist is it the point of being a sperm donor that you're kind of given up your rights pretty much you're not the parent yeah you're the sperm donor yeah yes ms woods i have to wonder if the defendant kept a thorough record of every sperm emission made throughout his life yeah he definitely didn't interesting why do you ask unless the defendant attempted to contact every single one-night stand to determine if a child resulted in those unions he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever why now why this sperm [ __ ] a yeah it's a good question and for that matter all masturbatory emissions where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment [Laughter] i believe you've just won your case nice miss woods you did well today really you're applying for my internship aren't you she's like i am now i don't know do you have a resume yes we do oh she's prepared not that nice oh pretty look at the days when you carry a physical copy on you it's pink and it's scented i think it gives it a little something extra don't you think i love that see you next class smell it smell it smell it there you go he's like versace do you think she just woke up one morning and said i think i'll go to law school today yeah yeah matt lapsing judge on the side i think she's got a lot of potential i mean is it really a lapse in judgment what's that it's her resume smells good hey you're gonna remember dude i would love to get a scented resume callahan's firm is defending a murder trial she's taking on first-year interns we got it of course so those two plus her and [Laughter] how do you like me now a warner judging [ __ ] do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub after winter formal yeah no this is so much better than that excuse me i have some shopping to do nice [ __ ] yes four hours he had viagra oh yeah what's up didn't expect to see you here dear god that suit is disgusting yeah and you would know i would the suit man you look very nice today thank you welcome see she's still nice i love that she's never an [ __ ] we're defending brook windham whose very wealthy husband was found shocked gold digger she was rich on her own wait are you talking about brook taylor yes you know her she's a delta new i used to take her class at the los angeles sports club she could make you lose like three pounds in one class that's not a good thing in all likelihood she's completely guilty as well three pounds in one class holy [ __ ] she was seen standing over her husband's dead body by who his 26 year old daughter and the pool boy sorry i'm late ac here you go this is emmett richman another associate you've probably seen him lurking around campus doing my research oh thanks for the introduction he's not a student right what do you know i just don't think brooke could have done this exercise gives you endorphins endorphins make you happy happy people just don't shoot their husbands um i mean still technically wrong i didn't do it however fun i saw my husband lying on the floor i bent out to check his heart and then enrique and chutney ran inside i know her yeah where they saw you standing over the body covered in his blood why would i kill my husband the love affair believe me the d.a will come up with plenty of reasons there are a lot of reasons yeah i loved him he was 34 years older than you show them a picture of his dick that might clear a few things up okay a jury is gonna want an alibi well i can't give you that and if you put me on the stand i'll lie all righty hey i know you i'm a delta new you took my class in l.a uh-huh damn right are you one of my lawyers yeah sort of well thank god one of you has a brain calihan totally thinks she's guilty paulette bonafante oh my god hey oh man is this like the pornos does he have a package for her he does have a package for her i've got a package oh yes i've been waiting for your package awkward oh come on say hi how you doing today fine okay take it easy see you later it was that's great paulette technically a start is this the only interaction you two have ever had no sometimes i say okay instead of fine but why don't you offer him a cold beverage or a neck massager just ask him how he's doing yeah you have all the equipment you just need to read the manual what do you know what i'm saying i like that analogy i'm going to show you a little maneuver that my mother taught me in junior high it has a 98 success rate of getting a man's attention and it has an 83 rate of return on a dinner invitation those are very specific numbers how many times have you done this it's called the bend and snap enough times i guess yeah apparently i think i dropped something on the floor that i need to pick up oh really oh this one that that's what you're going with so you bend and snap what's what's the snap yeah no why it picks things up like that yeah and how does that get someone's attention and snap okay what a little less bend a little more snap what like this snap i don't get it i'm still very confused wait is everyone is everyone doing this we're all doing it okay we're all getting involved is this where we learn that she's a good teacher yes sure everyone can figure out how to do this it just comes back in like what the [ __ ] is going on they're filming a music video yeah obviously that will definitely get his attention oh yeah along with everyone else on the street yup if brooke didn't kill the guy then who did my money is on the angry daughter or the ex-wife chutney has a trust fund what about the mother covered she was an aspen at the time well all i know is that's not brooke that's touching out we need an alibi yeah you do need some actual proof a lot of evidence we brought you some necessities some calvin klein's 720 count sheets some aromatherapy candles and the bible you're an angel that's a very nice care package oh yeah it looks so orange it's good to be rich professor callahan says we really really need your alibi i can't you don't understand who could understand better than me she looks scared it would ruin me how i can't remember what it was i've made my fortune with brooke's butt buster workout you helped me go from a six to a four it's great that's a lie yeah on the day of hayworth's murder wait she was getting liposuction like normal women can have this ass i would lose everything i'd rather go to jail than lose my reputation she's a fake neddy yeah that's true yeah your secret's safe with me that's not cute yeah it can't be grab me some coffee she needs to use that yeah according to this communique from the prison our client apparently had a visit from her sister a miss delta new no i went to get her alibi what is it i can't tell you they're not just being naive why the hell not i promised her i'd keep it a secret this is a murder trial not some scandal yeah i want the alibi she's gonna go to jail for a long time i can't give it to you but i can tell you she is innocent yeah that's not how it works this is wyndham vandemark is online too someone reason with her while i take this hmm cares about brooke think about yourself i gave her my word warner someone sounds shady as [ __ ] oh yeah the ex-wife seems to be unconcerned that her interview is today she's at a spa isn't that kind of like your mothership i could go if you want me to i'm sure you think you're real funny damn it go with her love how she's just unfazed by that this one is just [ __ ] tired yeah this is a person who's made her living by telling women that they're too fat brooke would never tell a woman that she was too fat um she seems to me like she's hiding something but maybe it's not what you think maybe it's exactly what i think you know you're really being a butt head this is the problem with hiding things why would you call me that you know emmett you just need to have a little more faith in people you might be surprised your astoundingly butt-shaped head i can't believe you just called me a butthead he does need to look at the road a lot more though yeah mrs windham vandemark so you found me we're from austin platt jarrett and callahan oh she's like a human burrito jesus i hear that that little tart shot poor hayward well that's what we're trying to prove didn't happen actually never actually met the woman but my daughter tells me she can be quite the little [ __ ] um did your daughter ever mention anything to you well she did say that they humped like gorillas great i really don't feel like the daughter is a very great source of reliable information oh yeah i guess it wasn't enough though for brooke why do you say that haven't you seen the cabana boy she's lying did you see the icky brown color of her hair so oh what now you discriminate against brunette yeah the [ __ ] i'm discriminated against as a blonde doesn't justify it yeah being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing and i personally would like to see you channel it towards the greater good you know thanks how do you think i'm looking sublime you know terrible really bad i'm not sure you can handle it i mean we already have an example he's got a bit of a broken nose his brother what do you want about owen wilson is a blonde yeah yes brah i didn't tell you muslim was his brother you didn't know that owen wilson who looks exactly like luke wilson with a broken nose i just thought they were very similar i never actually thought of it they're the same last name and they look the same i don't know wilson's a common name bruh i was thinking maybe we could go out sometime no you're a dork hey rude he's trying i can't believe you'd even ask girls like me don't go out with losers like you and here's why she uses her privilege for good excuse me why didn't you call me what we spent a beautiful night together and then i never hear from you again i have a good answer i'm sorry yeah there you go good start for breaking my heart or for giving me the greatest pleasure i've ever known and just taking it away come on dude uh roll with it both i've already spent too many hours crying over you [Laughter] when did you want to go out seriously though i hate that stereotype in movies that the girls will actually turn you down like that real harsh yeah yeah that does not happen i mean i've never seen it at least yeah i've been shut down a lot are you done with that deposition yet oh yeah here what i like less is how that goal is clearly an [ __ ] but then it's like oh now i'm interested in you dude why would you want to go out with her i don't know clearly sucks yeah i still can't believe you didn't tell callahan the alibi it's not my alibi to tell i know that is fair um and i thought that was very classy of you really sure and to be fair if the girl wants to go to jail for her secret that choice yep warner doesn't even do his own laundry he has to have his son out girl what buddy jesus did you know when he first applied he got wait listed what wait what oh we got put on the waiting list of course yeah because he's not actually that smart his father had to make a call you're kidding these dudes like that are [ __ ] always inadequate well but also it's just like acting like you're a smart person doesn't make you smart yeah oh there's such a precious dog hi his name is bruce do you want to hold him he's very friendly i kind of like how they were like not getting some big comeuppance on the female rival yeah yeah i mean like it's like we're taking a negative turn into a positive i'm getting the feeling here that her big win is not actually going to be embarrassing either their ex or his new fiance it's just going to be her moving on yeah yeah and succeeding in life i think so at least i'm hoping that's the way it's going because it feels that way yeah and where was she exactly standing over my father's dead body what was the defendant doing well she was sitting next to the pool while the latin boy handed her what the [ __ ] a caricature artist okay this is the uniform that mrs windham asked you to wear yes he seems very happy about it too oh he's proud are you or are you not having an affair with brook windham define affair oh so yes have you and mrs windham had sexual relations yes okay but she's not on trial for cheating court will reconvene tomorrow morning at 9 00 a.m you know what delta knew would never sleep with the man who wears a thong i just like watching him clean the filter i believe you brooke take care of me i mean what does it matter if you slept with the guy or not because it implies that you know she was willing to kill her husband to get with the poor guy to hook up with like i know it's stupid i know it's stupid hey he's ready he's been ready for a while i got a big one for you oh my god dude can you sign say more words come on turn around and she's putting her stuff down he's just rearing to go use words nope what are you doing drop it do it are you gonna drop the pen yeah yeah the stylus very much on purpose in front of his eyes not even slightly accidentally at all she's like oops my bad go for it you broke his nose my snap was all over the place she snapped his nose yeah she sure did all right bye-bye okay bye rude he seems like that kind of guy just because you have to be that confident to wear that kind of shirt doesn't mean you can carry that confidence in other places i don't know if i would call that confidence don't stomp your little last season prada shoes at me honey oh right last season wait that's the early 2000s code for he's gay yeah [Music] enrique is gay back up how do you know that he's gay come on gay men no designers straight men don't that's all he did leave a share tape in the pool house one time while i appreciate your theory i have a murder trial to attend to yeah see the problem is that's no kind of proof yeah i'll take care of it thanks well if it's provable yeah if you can prove it sure yeah do you have any proof that you and mrs windham were having an affair only the love in my heart if that's all the proof that he has your honor i think i'm done here that's fair you may step i'd like to ask a couple of questions your honor interesting just give me a couple minutes okay go hard luke do it did you ever take mrs windham on a date yes a restaurant in concord where no one could recognize us and how long have you been sleeping with mrs windham three months and your boyfriend's name is chuck right yes mr salvatore i was confused i thought you said friend chuck is just a friend you [ __ ] okay that was really funny that was amazing that still doesn't rule him out as bi i know right silence in my courtroom like he could literally save that by just being like i like both yeah callahan has to see you before you leave he already has his coffee but maybe he needs a donut oh do you need any help no i'm fine okay bye i like that they're friends now yeah i like that they're showing that's like dude yeah she has to put up with [ __ ] too because of the same kind of internalized prejudice that people have been showing to uh absolutely you followed your intuition today and you were right on target i i should have listened thank you well you just weren't creative enough to get the answer out of him yeah about the alibi i'm sorry i'm impressed that you took the initiative to go there and get it and on top of that you gained the client's trust and kept it that's what makes a great lawyer you're smart though smarter than most the guys on my payroll that's good give her the props and a job she has earned it have you thought about where you might be summer associate not really i know it's very competitive well you know what competition's really about don't you ferocity carnage i don't like where this is going wait what balancing human intelligence with animal diligence ah that's an interesting description of competition how far will wait wait wait wait wait wait oh god are you hitting on me yeah you're a beautiful girl oh so everything you just said he's not even hitting on her he's basically trying to blackmail her or extort her kind of i'm a man who knows what he wants and i'm a law student who just realized her professor is pathetic [ __ ] well it's basically you get the job if you sleep with me yeah actually no yeah totally extorting man i thought you were a law student who wanted to be a lawyer that's raping i guess i don't know exactly what the gross wrong is what it is okay i didn't know that was going that way it's disappointing should have seen it coming really she makes assumptions you almost had me fooled what oh maybe you should sleep with the jury too then we can win the case yo what makes you think she did that she clearly left her assumptions yeah but like she's gone yeah she's not with him right now yeah she clearly hasn't slept with him i mean they could be meeting somewhere else yeah but it would be pretty stupid to [ __ ] in the office actually a lot of people are pretty stupid oh yeah this whole internship was a mistake what are you talking about you earned it kellyanne only gave me that internship because he liked the way i looked she made clear tonight when he tried to feel me up callahan did what yeah just forget about it i'm going back to l.a it would be kind of hard to sue a lawyer too when the hell was callaghan yeah just be a lawyer somewhere else stay i mean yeah no don't stay because callahan's a [ __ ] creep call me if you're ever in california okay yeah dude law in california i mean i think he just wants her to stay but she shouldn't have to leave her shouldn't have to but i can understand her wanting to yeah what is staying pollen i mean no one's ever gonna take me seriously people at law school don't warner doesn't [ __ ] wine water whatever it's worse whatever yeah yeah i just felt like for the first time that someone expected me to do something more with my life callahan never saw him as a lawyer he just saw me as a piece of ass hey still do the thing though yeah the hell with law school if you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life nice you're not the girl i thought you were i love that we get a turnaround on her too oh i'm guessing she's been there before oh yeah knowing how you're going to discredit mr salvatore oh absolutely it's a little thing i like to call strategy is he always such an ass of course he's an ass fine busy an ass that's gonna win my case we'll see he thinks i'm guilty doesn't he yes he definitely thinks that if he doesn't trust me why should i trust him ask elle she looked pretty cozy with him last night oh dude you don't even know what the hell you're talking about yeah you actually don't it's true what's going on here callahan hit on her so she quit scumbag there you go oh god making assumptions making ass of you and me i feel terrible i made a huge mistake i'm glad that she at least feels this way oh yeah well maybe there's something we can do about it they did a great job with the casting of this movie what are you so happy about you're on trial for murder you're fired i have new representation who nice just straight up l just by yourself i got this yes oh and her friend tolgai i don't know his name it is it's weird dude yes love it hey go with god you're in my way she's a law student she can't defend you massachusetts supreme judicial court ruling c thank you david counselors ah david approach the bench you're not going up there oh yes i am what are you gonna do stop her l woods your honor the law student may appear on behalf of the defendant your honor i have no problem with this of course you don't yeah you need a licensed attorney to supervise you that i won't agree to yeah here's one emmett i'll supervise your honor well then ms woods proceed thank you your honor do the thing yeah get the [ __ ] out of here the other lawyer's just so hyped i hope his nose is okay i'm sure it is oh we can't miss your trial why are you yelling about it there's like a judge in everything ladies take a seat i'm sorry vote they're a bit confused but they got the spirit the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god i do it'll lie through her teeth oh yeah not only is there no proof in this case but there's a complete lack of mens raya which tells us that there can be no crime without a vicious will gotta speak more confidently i am aware of the meaning of man's rhea yes your honor um thrown at the deep end when you arrived back at the house was your father there not that i saw when you came downstairs i saw brooke standing over his body mrs windham didn't have a gun no she'd stashed it by then strike that from the record your honor it's speculation so stricken yeah got your back did you hear a shot fired no i was in the shower you would still hear a shot yeah gunshots are pretty loud sometime in the 20 minutes that you were in the shower your father was shot i guess but you didn't hear the shot because loud water because you were in the shower yes that's that's it i was washing my hair had you done earlier that day i got up went to the gym got a perm and came home uh-oh where you got in the shower i believe the witness has made it clear after a perm yeah she was in the shower smack some [ __ ] had you ever gotten a perm before yes to a year since i was 12. so you literally always have that hair like that you know a girl in my sorority got a perm once girls weren't a good look for her she didn't have your bone structure isn't that nice she entered the betta delta pie wet t-shirt contest completely hosed down from head to toe objection is this relevant oh i have a point she's getting there yeah then make it you might want to let her listen i mean talk about her talk isn't it the first rule of per-maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thylacolate yes yep yes and wouldn't somebody who's had 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule brooke wyndham wouldn't have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs you would have had to have found mrs windham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible how would you feel if your father married someone who was your age definitely weird oh yeah i thought it was you walking through the door yeah i had a feeling it was the kid yeah oh don't make the motor okay but get feeling weird for sure absolutely oh my god oh my god oh my god she made like the daughter and [ __ ] killed it [Laughter] this case is dismissed mrs windham you're free to go yeah you gotta appreciate that she used her like beauty knowledge yeah exactly well no knowledge is inherently bad knowledge oh boston this is true except for the knowledge that destroys your mind and your soul oh yeah rules of hair care are simple and finite any cosmo girl would have known oh bud oh this what are you doing i just wanted to say that you were so brilliant in there yeah she was i was wrong yeah she didn't care it's too late for that though you are the girl for me oh god really yes dude pooh bear are you [ __ ] serious i love you whipping out the poo bed you love her because she's impressive i've waited so long to hear you say that i'll crush him but if i'm going to be a partner in a law firm i need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead [Music] yeah squeeze destroyed [Laughter] fatality i present the graduates class of 2004. for a second there i really thought that she was somehow getting married to yeah i'm really glad they didn't go with that personally very honored to introduce this year's class-elected speaker with an invitation to boston's most prestigious law firm i am sure we are going to see great things from her elle woods yeah you know i haven't seen a reese witherspoon movie in a while i'm glad we chose this one yeah it was a fun one on our very first day at harvard a very wise professor quoted aristotle the law is reason free from passion i have come to find that passion is a key ingredient to the study and practice of law and of life yeah it is with passion and strong sense of self that we take our next steps into the world that is true for everything oh yeah 100 you must always have faith in people true and most importantly well except for this you must always have faith in yourself that's true we did it a good speech i like that oh yeah oh my god what dad always has a martini he's just that guy he's always sourced he's a functional alcoholic oh [Applause] [Music] but you know he does have that trust fund yeah no he's gonna be fine yeah he'll be fine brick hey i love how he's just the ups guy oh they named the daughter l that's nice yeah nice yeah i had a feeling he was gonna open his own yeah i knew they would do that yeah but i like that it wasn't in the movie yeah they didn't have that be like the big the big moment oh my god she got like the guy and has this validation now yeah and this is what i was saying her big like her big come up at the end wasn't just embarrassing him or like showing up the new girl or getting the new guy yeah her being successful oh yeah just knowing that she could do whatever the hell she wanted of course he is that's suit okay yeah maybe not that soon so i guess that's it yeah this is a [ __ ] great movie like you were saying i'm pretty glad that they didn't focus too heavily on the l and emmett relationship yeah yeah yeah he was really just a good dude yeah exactly i would have honestly been fine if they didn't even have the little after thing yeah they were dating or whatever yeah it would have been it would have been totally fine if it was just like nah they were just good friends yeah don't get me wrong it's nice for those people who were shipping or whatever oh yeah but you know yeah yeah all good yeah right bring it on coming up next and i think easy easy that's right easy after that yeah so bring it on easy a we haven't decided after that maybe we'll do another series soon yeah but until next time you've been with sam steph i'm wearing

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