LAZY CODING IN HORROR GAMES

wait what the [ __ ] do I do ah great great yay I get to go in a [ __ ] air duct again I I wonder what's going to happen up when I get up there guys my stomach already hurts dude I swear it hurts I swear my stomach already hurts [ __ ] already hurts back here what the [ __ ] I was just here a dead end I think it's a dead end got to climb jump maybe nice go over here right here all the blood dude are you serious like I'm not going to keep on playing if I'm getting jump scared every 25 seconds legitimately that is are you kidding every 20 seconds can I play the [ __ ] game please I missed a [ __ ] record I I missed a [ __ ] record uh uh like a friendly no no go get off of me get off him to us [ __ ] let us have him [ __ ] off godam no oh praise God and His profet now praise God forgive me Lord but I have sure open your mouth Nick God please you he's a mark is pure is the skull Messiah you have with dog's [ __ ] he ain't been transubstantiated yet he ain't been B first we got to get him on that CR [ __ ] you Nails let's get on up that hill struggle dud he will come on on Locus when you have to struggle Immaculate is newborn he will give us his gospel the sacred words of his teaching he will be nailed to a cross and die and he will be buried but he will rise again in more perfect flesh we will eat of that flesh and Holy Communion and be healed of our physical sins and we shall inher this broken Earth see we prepared everything it's all ready for you what don't do this please where is your gospel you're supposed to have a gospel for us have the wrong guy to guide us salvation after the end gospel the truth your guidance suffered a long time waiting on you well old Nick I guess we better put those Nails in wait wait wait good that wasn't so bad was it what this handar me there is camera what a record of course how could I not see it a modern Christ would use a camera not a book This is Our Gospel how could I not have known now I'm going to have to go go get my camera back Lord please forgive me for ding you there is no suffering that I do not deserve I am a fer Moon I'm must study his lessons dve the other nail in and hang them up you are no something has to happen to help me off unless this is the end of the game which I'm there's no way somebody has to help me off that mean that I I meet somebody friendly unless he priz his hands off by himself he does alpha as [ __ ] [Applause] boy [Music] I just I just unlocked an achievement it's called hang in there baby the gu's bleeding got to take off your shirt take off your [Music] shirt [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] sh [ __ ] quit yelling [ __ ] stop crying [ __ ] that [Applause] [Music] hurts that would do nothing how what I don't got my camera over here I think this is a dead end probably got to go back now huh and I'm going to go back through the log and something terrible is going to happen oh it's right here let go [ __ ] hey the [ __ ] I'll flip them the [ __ ] off [Music] that [Music] crucify up [Music] up I'm [ __ ] to turn this corner [Music] hot cre goddamn vultures how many corpses did you pick over wait what I keep coming back earlier what the [ __ ] did they take any videos how the [ __ ] do I get out of here move go go get out oh tab don't let me go that's what it says don't let me go my brain is [ __ ] huge I could tell there periods in in the like after each word I'm so [ __ ] smart that has a been a jump scare in a minute guys get ready get ready boys here it comes I knew it I told you I told you I told you these devs are so predictable your game is going to die listen don't bother making an Outlast 3 you won't sell any copies don't bother dude seriously don't [ __ ] bother is that a phone I don't know I'm not looking o this is a risky op I'm not opening either of these if I open both these I bet here I'm I'm close this door I'm feeling like there's a jump scare in in get either one of these so get ready I'm going to close my [Applause] eyes don't look at me Twitch chat quit looking dude go in the bathroom stop looking at me dude Jesus some [ __ ] got to wash my hands now soap quick quickly quick I'm [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] I'm guys I'm sorry sorry guys I'm [ __ ] [Music] [Music] go do I [Music] do can I turn around maybe I turn around come here [ __ ] W water w w w w oh [ __ ] it's sprting [Applause] [Music] out hello hello oh thank God you're alive I need you to stay calm we're going to get you help we'll get you out of there I want you to find a place to hide someplace safe where you can remember the taste of her kiss when you felt her neck break you diseased [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude the devs coded that in the devs typed that down a voice actor said that sitting in a room on a mic with one like with probably 50 people watching him a voice actor said that [ __ ] what ugly you got a freckle on your nose you ugly too boy all right here we go I might need to take like a a two-minute break here in a second my heart is starting to skap beat and [ __ ] again [ __ ] [ __ ] is right behind me oh me again we is just [ __ ] real life I'd [ __ ] kill it I swear to God I'd [ __ ] murder it I swear oh there's more than gg gg you got me GG okay okay okay you got me you got me gg gg g g GG fair enough fair [Music] enough well played well [Music] [Applause] played I have a feeling that they know I'm going to be here [Applause] got to [Applause] go [Applause] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Applause] I'm team [Music] money all got to go is this school again wait real not fake it's a yes it is going to save please at least I'm going to put me in this [ __ ] [ __ ] hole how the [ __ ] do I get out of [Music] here nice I keep forgetting to check these videos after I get back come on I see you [ __ ] funny [Music] haha he on yeah Outlast 2 the devs are no um what is it I say outl 2 [Music] that rhy scary in May by the way oh my God you see that [ __ ] shadow oh my God now that okay that is scary that is scary that is good now that is what I'm talking about devs that is scary without jump scaring that is good good job Outlast two devs did something right nice dude nice thank you I'll take that that is not a jump scare okay thank you that was scary without jump scaring holy [ __ ] uh G's getting a little bit freaky now now it's getting a little bit freaky yep yep yep it's okay mhm this is okay okay okay I got the Goosebumps okay now we talking now we talking scary dog now this is get scary [Music] what okay now we're get we going to go my God ly oh my God L help me L I'm here oh God suck much no I'm beating you get off get off me you have to tell me off of me not unless you answer no fine then you have to give up if you say I win I'll let you up okay you have to say it you win okay you're such a pushover Blake oh don't make me play I control the [Music] girl this is this is iffy never expect the jump scare right here get ready guys [Music] I don't know why you have to be so precious about it did Lynn ask you to ask me I asked first so I don't know nerd shut up you are you would never expect it get ready guys she said to ask didn't she maybe I don't know I just wanted to know you're a nerd too I [Music] [Music] know [Music] you think your parents are home yet no usually not until after dinner you think I could come over yeah sure um why wait why what like why do you want like 12 years old I don't know they're like 12 what the [ __ ] you're 12 oh here what don't you know Jessica oh sorry we what are the two of you doing in here I'm sorry Father laudermilt we stayed after school for Journal we were just leaving let's step back into class please Blake you're not in trouble yet Blake you don't want to get in trouble do you just stay with me I want you two to tell me what you were doing in here were you misbehaving do I need to call your parents Jessica do I need to call your father again no please I only want us to be friends nobody's in trouble yet does one of you think you can make this right Jessica Jessica look at me will you pray with me will you help me make this right why don't you go along home Blake don't go did I interrupt something between you two it wasn't like that then what did you want you won't say you know shame is a gift from God to let you know right from wrong and what you want is very wrong go home and pray stay I want you to stay Blake please this is awkward enough nothing's the matter but I need you to leave us don't don't everything's okay you can leave young man walk [Music] away how do I out of control now dude ready guys guys guys guys get ready hey [Music] boys help me come in let her go help me help me get away from me get away just leave me alone stop [Music] a I don't know what you think you [Applause] saw on B hey we're out I got Jessica out it was cold but the snow had just started we'll find a grownup and we'll tell him what happened we'll be okay wait he said my okay he called her Jessica and her name's Lynn and she thinks he's still a kid F you do oh [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] that's what I'm saying we have to find shelter as far from those place as we can get yeah what was that she's going to have the baby we need shelter are you first down here we have to get inside before the baby comes it's too dangerous you can't we can't stay out here help me down please Blake okay okay Jesus be careful [ __ ] [ __ ] man you okay I'm coming down it hurts I'm sorry I need to lie down this convenience back here okay okay I just it's going to be okay [ __ ] oh [ __ ] come on come on [Applause] God oh [ __ ] Jesus Christ BL is what the [ __ ] I think I think something's wrong it hurts too much ah I need to lay down I'm navigating like a [ __ ] boss [ __ ] wait be F God guide my hand God give me voice God guide my handu my light I call me dog gu my hand do give me voice my hand it a bit God loves [Music] me that [ __ ] your God [ __ ] you like our [ __ ] pickax uh yo yo babe I I uh know you're extremely pregnant in labor St but uh would you be so kind as to teabag me or teabag her with me oh never mind can't Crouch never mind wait you want to lay back in bed Blake a path it's getting worse hurry we'll find shelter it's like the whole world worst this way camera doesn't do [ __ ] right now smoking way too smoky oh [ __ ] Blake the baby yeah she's coming soon know sh we're we're we're got to go the chapel we can take shelter that fat the world was on fire the baby was coming impossible child Lynn said Jess was like her little sister I don't know what I'm supposed to do none of this is my fault whatever is isn't talking on he has L his [ __ ] marble s I'm tell you please hit me might me where I stand it's cold keep moving Jesus [ __ ] Storm's getting worse come on on LY we have to get inside all right gun guys be cautious oh I oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you need to lie down I can't do this you can you can do this oh God do it dad wrong just keep breathing it feels like something's wrong well it's you got pregnant had a baby day it hurts too much I know baby I know you you can do this okay just keep breathing oh God oh God [Music] it's there's something there oh Jesus God ly L stop stop Lyn up behind you behind you [Music] no this boy up so ly said said you haven't even kissed her yet what like in Beauty and the Beast Oh you mean drama the play we're saving for the like actual night uhhuh we are okay we like cheek kiss so like is she your girlfriend tell me or else or else what or else what oh it from earlier I got you [Music] again that's the child isn't it I God we taking care of my children but your I am powerless again the child's too strong already you've murdered Paradise it go I think God has gone silent since the storm the birth who will he have if he destroys us all who will he have left to punish I killed my children all of them every last one there's no more perfect Faith than that and still God is silent kill that child if you can if you love anything at all Crush its skull under your heel I know God doesn't hear dead men but I expect he answers them I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew [Music] it called that [ __ ] you could just tell because he he was talking he was talking about about the baby like it was some powerful [ __ ] knew I knew the priest dies you didn't have to do anything you were a child nobody could expect anything of you none of this is my fault what why does he keep on saying that this is my fault none of this is my fault none of this is my fault I can't run so that means I that means I can't I I I won't be chased again Storm's cleared it looks like be so small I could punch this [ __ ] a football yeah you guys like that huh you guys like that hey I'll keep your all stream huh right isn't it and it's it's 4:30 a.m. so I know that [ __ ] hurts your eyes I know that [ __ ] hurts your eyes boys I know it does and I don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] it's 4:00 a.m. I know that [ __ ] just hurt idiots God oh go [ __ ] the well well sh dropped the baby in the [Music] well she's going to be okay you have her she'll get to grow up she'll do everything she was want to do unless I throw her in the [ __ ] well I'm [Music] out they drank that stuff and they all died [Music] W hey Blake try to find me over here would expect to jump scar at this part you ready guys [Music] this way [Music] Blake don't worry I'll never let you go you never let me go how the light has gone away savior listen while I pray begging thee to watch and keep and send me quietly to sleep watchful savior wash away all I've been wrong today help me every day to be gentle gentle more like thee [Music] that's a [ __ ] ending are you off your [ __ ] rocker red Barrel where the [ __ ] this company is write these names down boys write these names down that pen and of paper seriously don't worry every single name is getting a [ __ ] email are you kidding are you kidding what you know damn well they made this game longer than two hours so nobody could [ __ ] refund it cuz I know people be spamming that refund

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Length: 46min 54sec (2814 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 28 2017