爆笑吃鸡:被营养师堵厕所?直接打开无视队友阻挡,这操作绝了!

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Little brother, on the number on the number What's the matter, boss? I watched the stars at night just now. Today is a good day to score points. oh, uh, ah, no You're out in the daytime now. What kind of phenomenon do you have in broad daylight? There are If you want to score with me, just say it. Okay, aha, hey, hey, hey Isn't it up to you to fly more steadily? Ah, I have to do my homework if I don't play or play. Don't. Little brother, there is a surprise Uh-huh. Maybe there is a sister um, ah, right, right, right It's the class flower of our class Add my good friend and pester me to play games every day. That boss. Are you talking about the white and beautiful skin with long legs? The one with the small mouth of the black silk fishing net Eh, hey. Little brother, you have such a good memory. Bear teacher know Boss. Boss, where is your sister? Mm-hmm. Little brother ah Don't worry As the ancients said, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. Well, let's hit a sister first. I can't come because of temporary business. Boss, I put you in my heart You dragged me into the ditch That's how you deceive me, isn't it? Hmph, little brother. I haven't eaten chicken in over a month. Duan is wandering back and forth between platinum diamonds, ah ah You can take me to eat chicken once, eh Can be can be ah However, you have to push the WeChat of your class flower to me. Hey hey boy, yeah a family Yeah, cool. I have it here, yes, yes There is a third-class head in it. Who are you? Mm-hmm. I want me to get it. Don't be so selfish. Er, I can't get out What's going on? Why are you locked in there? Hey, hey, look, hey, hey, hey Ha ha hit left to cry me off like mass that I could never thought we were nothing Times Cupid We Like You We like Ma Jiaqi, Ding Chengxin, Song Yaxuan Times Cupid We Like You Liu Yaowen, Zhang Zhenyuan Yan Haoxiang, He Junlin Little brother, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save, save Don't worry, I'll call you right away. What the hell is this dead? Hey, little old six You give me waiting to take me back, how to hold you Hum Lose all your equipment I lost I lost Big brother, let me go Hurry up and throw it away So much nonsense oh Can't see Your boy is quite fat, hello No, man, you help yourself Oh, fuck. A happy smile is the most important. I am Tiancheng Let's pay attention, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey Small ye hanging heart is finally dead Here's the thing Today and the boss ready to double row Suddenly I saw Mr. Rong Rong online So I pulled Mr. Rongrong into the team, Mr. You Teacher You answered, hey hey What I didn't expect was Teacher Rong Rong pulled a stranger, yeah Old Sha Who is this? Mm-hmm. Line At this time, I am still wondering why Mr. Rong Rong didn't speak And who is this man What the hell is he? Mr. Lairu, your favorite M4 still has three sets. That's all for you, uh Stupid pieces don't be in the air in the air everywhere What the hell is he? Why did Mr. Rong Rong go with him like this? Little brother, what is this situation Did you quarrel with teacher Shouhong No. I don't know what the situation is. Oops, let's go Let's go Advanced Circle After the teacher don't be afraid of me Popping me even matter what out yo nothing can stop me a bo I thought Mr. Rong Rong would praise me as good as usual. There is no teacher. Tell me what you need for medicine. Hey. Mr. Rong Rong, Qingcheng told me the truth Mm-hmm. You and Mr. Rong really didn't quarrel There is really no boss. How can I quarrel with Miss Rong? That's weird. Wait. Does it mean that Mr. Rong Rong can stop practicing? Don't talk nonsense, boss Teacher Rong Rong is not that kind of person I'll be sure to ask such as lobster Come and raise your glass, hey hey Well, I 've already returned It happened that your name was pushed in my memory. Little brother, don't be sad No need to hang from a tree ah red character, teacher ah Classmate every day Just now, uh, teacher Wait a minute, uh, Mr. Gungrong Who was that man just now? What does he have to do with you? And why do you ignore me He's my dad Dad, he said he wanted to see his future son-in-law and asked me not to tell you But, um, looks like someone's face is blue. Throw a thunder Aunt Shen, rest assured that the teacher will not leave you behind. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I I I'm a I'm a boy in my lli m gf Happy smile is the most important, I am Tiancheng Let's pay some attention. Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey Color is my way of communicating with the world. It's you, ha ha ha ha ha, hi Hello, brothers. The super-body mode has created new heroes again Oh, I'll go This is beautiful. Wait. Isn't that rocket girl's hair? I will say ah Looking at it, there is an inexplicable sense of familiarity. ah, ha, ha, let me have a look. I'll give you some color to see see, eh I'm a dog, this sweet feast, and I'm in love with it, aha. Graffiti storm is not only sweet Skills are more powerful than one. First of all, his passive skills It's similar to the Phantom Hunter's detection skills. When the enemy is hurt by us will mark the enemy Marking time lasts about ten seconds Teammates can also see ah hey boy, then the main skill Throw it out and immediately form colored smoke. You can store up to two This skill can also be used with smoke recovery Select this plugin and the main skill to use together Not only can you get a moving speed bonus It can also improve the health value. Oh, and The big move to release the curtain wall can rapidly expand the field and conceal a large range of vision. If, ah, the enemy enters the curtain wall Will deal constant damage to the enemy Passive skills are also marked The specific location of the enemy can be clearly known through the mark. This is equivalent to the opening type. It's worth noting, yeah There's a little ball in the wooden wall, just blow him out. The curtain wall will disappear automatically. Less Ine In addition, four new plug-ins have been launched. Are two blue fork and two gold fork At the same time, four plug-ins were removed from the shelf. The first paragraph, blue fork grow together Always maintain the same level as the highest level player in the team If you choose this plug-in Teammates directly become tool people Let's find a place to stay Also don't worry about the grade problem, just lie flat The second blue plug-in mobile recovery as long as our characters are moving You get three points of health every second. It can also be recovered on the vehicle. Paragraph III Golden Fork Energy Shield When we drink energy drinks, painkillers and other props that can restore energy You'll get a shield to ward off damage. If damage is taken, the energy value will be deducted first. Then there is blood volume, which is equivalent to having two lives. Greatly improve the chances of survival ah Eh, hey. Paragraph 4 The golden fork fragment bullet directly knocks down the enemy with lower health value after the gun hits. Can be understood as killing the enemy If the blood volume is less than 20%, it can be killed directly. In this way, he seems to be better than the elimination of Wang and armor shooting Four plug-ins off the shelf They are double ammunition for the year of the dragon and cushion for racing drivers. Brothers want to know more about the new version. Remember to pay attention to the day pet oh OK This is the end of the Tianqiu class. class dismissed A happy smile is the most important. I am Tiancheng Let's pay some attention. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Mei Mei I like you, from the first time I saw you I like you oh Mei Mei, I love you Just like mice love rice, right Shut up. I already have someone I like. You stop pestering me I don't believe it. Mei, are you playing a hard-to-get trick? Fuck it. They beat you in the chest with a little fist. You are the phoenix flying in the sky I am the jackal of the earth Chase, chase, I won't beat you or scold you I moved you with my heart I'm a bean, really affectionate ah It's really affectionate. Who is it? Mm-hmm. Who is it? No. You still have to finish ah ha ha ha ha No. You're still finished, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Oh brothers Watch my operation, OK Oh, hey, I'll do it Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Handsome without omission, peerless troll ah I'm just a gun, smart and brave to collect money. Mm-hmm. Gun is fierce Only three strings, ah ah ah no Dude, you're looking for trouble. This wave has no strength You said this wave has no strength You said I warned you Don't send me your dead noise again, oh Warning you have Don't give me your starting mirror. I can't bear it. I don't need to bear it anymore. I'm a man, I'm not a dog I'm a man, I'm not a dog I'm not a dog I'm a man, I'm not a dog I am a dog Eat my shit, I'm human I'm not a dog I'm not a dog I am human A piece of shit on the ground, I don't eat You eat you eat I don't eat I am my father, my son is my son I'm my dad I'm my dad Continue yin and yang One wrong word and I'll kill you It's not a person. I'm a dog. Oh, no, uh, uh-huh You don't laugh ah ha ah Eat me a pot of shout, continue yin and yang Stand up, yin and yang Happy smile is the most important, I am Tiancheng Let's pay some attention. Look at me pretending to be new to Doby Xiao Meng Xin, you wait here for me I'll go over there and take off. Hey, Feiye I waited here for a long time and didn't wait for the teacher to come back. So I'm going to find him Hey hey hey Tiancheng classmate, hit him quickly Who did the teacher want me to hit? Teacher Rong Rong What are you talking about Let me hit who ah You're a genius classmate Uh-huh, yeah Forbidden for a Day Ma, what do you mean Say hello. Hello Teacher ah Who are you talking? I didn't hear this little white talking just now. I'll go. How can this person's voice be exactly the same as mine? Did I just hear it wrong No, teacher, you heard me right, ah It must be that the teacher usually teaches too hard. Let's get in the circle. Teacher, leave him alone. Line This man not only sounds like me Even dressed the same No, I have to follow them and see what's going on. Teacher ah Come and get the airdrop Hey. Son of Heaven, what's the matter with you today? Airdrops will be offered to teachers. Oh, wasn't that ignorant before? Behind the black and black, Mr. Rong You don't really think that man is me, do you A bite of a Tiancheng classmate It's really three days without hitting the house to uncover the tiles. Time it continues to fly, eh Macey Xin, why do you always beat me Don't hammer, you hammer again, I can call naive classmates to hit you Mr. Rong Rong, I am the real talent. Lower your head and look down at the teacher. Let's go, come on And then they rode off I don't know what the purpose of the guy who impersonated me is. Still want to follow up to see Teacher ah Watch it, I have a surprise for you All right, teacher, come up and have a look. Wow. The son of heaven's classmates are loving, ah ah The teacher likes it. In a word, then they're sweet here It really pissed me off I really want to play Miss Rong Rong's head Then ask her if she can't recognize me Green Light and Macey New What do you want with the pot The back of my head sounds like a teacher. This man is strange. Let's go. Don't take him with you. Really not far away Okay, you impostor, how dare you call me weird See how I sanction you When I took off the krypton gold suit and entered the team of female classmates The teacher finally gave me back the number Why are you still wearing white clothes? Ah. No matter who is online. No one is online. This one, yeah. It's over. I can't live anymore. you are tiancheng monitor, um You are, uh... It's me. The one behind you, oh Come to think of it You're JoJo Oh. Baby, who is he? He is the monitor I told you about who has been stalking me. That's him A small white dress, a look is poor force This kind of person is also suitable for chasing my baby. Who knows? He was awesome at the time. Say what as long as I agree Peace elite can give me ah This boy is not afraid to blow up the cow Don't say send you peace elite He's the one who hasn't even seen Akabane Kim in my warehouse. Well, let me interject Are you two talking about me? Well, don't say who you're talking about What to pack small white clothes Oh, baby, don't be angry How can he compare with you? I haven't seen him for so long. He's still so poor. Fortunately, I didn't agree at the time. No. I didn't chase you What are you doing here? And the clothes you're wearing. It can't be fooled by net map, can it Poor force, what are you talking about Jealous of my skin just say it This is my baby gave it to me, huh The original injustice planted here You speak more cleanly, the anchor is not qualified Still an anchor I'll go and search. Forget it. The baby sent a video without even a compliment. Fans are also estimated to be primary school students. He's a clown at best. What are you talking about You can insult me But you can't insult my fans Elementary school students how you Pupils eat yours and drink yours. You have to apologize to my fans today, yo The tone is not small. Let me apologize to you, or I can fight one-on-one. If you win, I will go directly to your video and apologize to your fans one by one. If you lose, you have to admit that your fans are rubbish. Do you dare to accept Hum Come on, who's afraid of who I have the seed to open the room I didn't expect these two people to laugh at me. Still dare to laugh at my fans Can't stand a little bit Brothers, click on the love on the screen to increase my energy Look, I'll just take care of these dogs, boy. Prepare paper towels and be beaten to cry Good to wipe the nose That's a lot of nonsense. I believe the shit I can't believe it I Ha ha ha ha ha, the longest my day Ha ha ha ha ha ha you you you you Today is a good day to go to the grave Good day What the hell? Huh. How also disappeared Come on, let me see the chute Boy, I thought it was some kind of paranormal It turned out to be a little fat da, ha ha ha ha Yola, look at me, um Hey hey hey, don't laugh This little sister how dull, aha I'll give you another love, eh Ha ha ha ha ha ha, out again Let's get out of here. This little sister is really a silly Do you think I can't find you if I hide in another place? Let's continue ha ha ha ha ha Wanna try so we had to buy it hhh Mm-hmm. Hiding behind that little fat da, I see you Fat up clothes pig face is, ha ha ha ha Stop looking around It's about you Take the equality of all living beings and carry a second-class steamed stuffed bun on your back. Cut Who's talking I was the one you hit just now. ah, ha, ha, you, me I see you You come out quickly This little sister is not very smart. Cut the joke This is my latest escape technology, okay I'll give you a chance Team up with me and take you to chicken. Okay, hey. I'm not renting See what you can do with me Since this little sister is a bit arrogant So I was going to scare her Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, big brother Stop fighting Stop fighting My group, my group team oh Then I'll give you three seconds to throw all your equipment away. Hey hey me I throw three two me, I I'm done very good Now you walk out of the little room, ah Right. Come out and look to the left. Look left, left, left. I don't see you Where are you? Well, this little sister is not only silly Even left and right I'm behind you ah ah ah ah, oh oh Six is here. Brother, don't hit me I team up, I team up alright As long as you are obedient, I will not hit you You drive technology, and then we'll team up. Not titles, right Gee, how could it be This is the latest model of me. ah, ha, ha, you What kind of bird are you? Take this bag and come with me. You don't think that a first aid kit will follow me I was wrong I'll go with you Brother, that's right Come, come with me Come on, what are you doing? I haven't picked up my equipment yet. Follow me, what equipment are you picking up? I'll take you directly to quack and kill, by the way. Do you have any teammates? They're, um... What about people? I wipe What do you want? You hi pi, I'm not hi pi Some are happy, some are crying Smile, most importantly. I am Tiancheng Let's pay some attention. Hey hey hey hey hey, when I met myself 18 years ago Yushu Linfeng, if Zhang Tiancheng doesn't look carefully at this id You can really make a fake out of it. I 'd like to see who's impersonating me. M4 gunfire artillery is also M4 is here Damn, I GIAO still dare to take it all I blame the star. Brother, I'm sorry Mm-hmm. I'm out of bullets Sorry ah ah ha It's okay. It's okay. Little friend, you are very cute What's your name, brother? My name is Tiancheng You can search me and give me some attention Ha ha ha Good brother must pay attention You, even help me to pay attention to the fact that there are many drugs in my bag. Let your teammates get it together. Right Children, there won't be a fake Rongrong teacher, will there? Rong Rong Baby Oh, shit, no. Come on, really. Rong Rong baby, wood, wood Uh, boy I dare not do such a thing even if I am reborn 18 times. Rongrong baby, I heard you like me Zhang Tiancheng Ah. Since you have admitted it, the little master will take you to make a card. Hey, I 'd like to see what you can do. I have more than a g this boy is OK Why didn't I expect to come here when I was 78 girlfriends? Don't laugh at Rongrong baby, let's do it again. This time you change the action Rourou baby, don't be afraid I came to save you We will finally let go Alas Let me help you Hiss There are others, Rong Rong, baby. Hide quickly and watch me spin slightly Good marksmanship Oh, oh, oh, I haven't hit Rongrong baby You run Kid, you can practice for another two years. Maybe we can catch up with me. Aha. You are China, such as a fake package, and you will not change your name. If you don't change your surname, you're the little master. Where did I buy the voice changer Not at all like your teacher Jia Believe it or not, I'll go. What do you care about with children Old teacher, it's really you It must be. That's right. Rongrong baby, when will you get married? 111111111111 girl who agreed to marry I am not because of you and a happy smile is the most important I am Tiancheng Let's pay attention, hehe hehe hehe hehe Strange It's not online. Forget it, find a recruitment team to play Mm-hmm. Hello, hello, is there any wheat to fight OK, then I'll drive You have entered Level 1 combat readiness Come on, Special Forces It's so boring Almost fell asleep Bored with me. No boredom allowed Okay, hey It's starting. It's starting. Watch it, hey hey hey hey oh Hey boy, sister Look at this one. What's wrong? Well, isn't it a mummy? How to become a man-machine Yes, sister, we talked when we went in just now He shouldn't have hung up Then the system turned him into a man-machine Hang up, I'm a Miaoyou student. How is it possible to hang up? Aha That's so stingy, he really became a man-machine I don't think so Oh, don't you know if you throw him a supply? Come on, let me see Well, he picked it up. He's not a man-machine god. Don't you know that man-machine can pick up materials? Mm-hmm. Sister If I remember correctly, people said they would pick up supplies, right Uh, OK. Ah. Brothers and sisters, look. These two little people are fighting, oh The two of them are really on par. How do I feel he's going to be knocked down by a man-machine? I don't think so He is definitely a man-machine, how can a real person beat a man-machine It seems to be Then you said this man-machine will save people Mm-hmm. No, this elder sister what fantastic idea Actually want to let me a man-machine rescue ah, ah Hey. This man-machine dish will be practiced more. Sister, what is this man-machine doing? Mm-hmm. What are you doing? How can I take you to eat chicken if I don't pick up some good equipment? Oh, he seems to be picking up equipment Please tell me that I love the man-machine to activate the furious mode. He's a man-machine. You let me try I love man-machine. Congratulations, you have successfully activated Fury Mode Now I will take you to eat chicken Da Da Da Di Di Di Di Di Di Di Er This man-machine is too powerful, isn't it Do you want to be my boyfriend? No I just like goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
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Channel: 天成说游
Views: 25,594
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Keywords: 天成说游, 和平精英, 搞笑吃鸡, 吃鸡小剧场, 吃鸡故事, 吃鸡, 天成, 张天成, 吃鸡剧情, 游戏短剧
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Length: 28min 6sec (1686 seconds)
Published: Sat May 11 2024
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