Late Night with David Letterman - Full Show September 16, 1985

[Music] from New York remember when civilization comes to an end we will way ahead of you it's late night with David Letterman tonight Sammy Davis Jr fun with Sonics with Dr Richard Brown and Whistler Francisco Hernandez also a look at people who would be on the show and Rush with stupidity and now a man who sweats while he works and whistles while he snores [Music] [Applause] thank you [Applause] [Applause] look at this thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much ladies and gentlemen thank you and uh welcome back or no welcome back to us we just got back from vacation welcome to the show and today is uh Rosh Hashanah Jewish New Year right interesting uh last night in Times Square here in New York City a bunch of Jewish people got together and right at midnight they dropped Louis Farrakhan from the Allied chemical building oh yeah well let's let's do some early Bruce let's do uh 10th Avenue freezer here we go one two one two three four [Music] thank you but you know um boy it's exciting huh early Bruce yeah how about Rosalita here we go one two one two three [Music] um you know you know what it is why everybody's so why everybody's so darned excited it's the beginning of the brand new fall TV season yeah [Applause] let's do the theme from The Facts of Life here we go one two [Music] and um the theme from the Nightly News but you know now is that Death of a Salesman is that going to be a weekly series certainly what a depressing show but I guess the title is kind of a tip off though isn't it um so now anyway here's what they've done these these guys have found the Titanic they've located it and you also the the photographs taken from beneath the surface of the Atlantic but they're not telling exactly where the wreckage is located and it turns out today why they're afraid that NBC will make more episodes of ocean Quest and they work [Music] um yeah it was Grim no it wasn't it was a good show was it no good oh our bass player will Lee tells us that the diving industry couldn't be more proud of that show ocean glass gonna be happier I'd say uh [Applause] so uh anyway ABC uh ABC has changed their new uh slogan to uh this is pretty catchy I believe alphabetically we're number one so [Applause] yeah oh boy we gotta we got a great show for you tonight and where am I going all right oh yeah we're going up here to talk with our lovely studio audience ladies and Gentlemen let's go up here [Applause] thank you [Applause] folks do you Miss America uh I I said did you guys see Miss America and somebody over there screams yeah she was in the elevator with me is that true sir are you making that up is it an attractive woman you congratulated her and then how did you respond to that and then of course notified security right uh did you see it Paul I missed it who is this guy Doug swander can't help you there did any do you you know I'm talking about Doug swander he's saying the heat is on with the Miss America dancers let's do the heat is on Paul here we go one two [Music] ladies and gentlemen just let me say this to you briefly keep your eyes on Doug swander [Laughter] [Music] audience members tell us about silly things they've had happen to them in their lifetimes and tonight they're going to be embellished by the fine work of our staff of writers so tonight along with writing written embellishments of their stories brush with stupidity where were you going in the elevator with Miss America coming to see me where was she going hey now he said that Miss America was going to be on the five o'clock news right yeah live at five give you the kind of idea of the kind of clock we have here um now you guys probably frightened her off didn't you why don't you go down and get her now she's gonna be here Wednesday yeah can you be here Wednesday yeah you oh please do try well we'll send a car for you guys uh is there a Denny shiavo Danny shiavo is there Mr Denny shiavo Denny nice to see you am I am I uh am I pronouncing your name correctly what how do you pronounce it and uh uh where you from Danny Brooklyn what do you do for living in Brooklyn a roofer in Brooklyn are you working the city and you have something now that happened to you that's a little embarrassing a brush with stupidity all right let's let's hear it Danny when I was about uh 14 15 years old I went up to a huge bike I asked him the time and uh he looked at his watch told me that it was 10 after five and I looked online and told him he was his watch was off by two minutes and he proceeded to chase me for about three blocks on foot that's interesting I wasn't aware that bikers wore watches bikers tend to be very punctual people I guess yeah in fact it was a Rolex it was a Rolex huh okay uh now now Danny that's not the entire story is it as a matter of fact Dave it's not okay comes the embellished he caught up with me he said that was the bravest thing I've ever seen he took me back to a foul smelling bar where after an agonizing blood ritual I Was Made King of the bikers congratulations [Applause] nice meeting you Danny nice job thank you very much [Applause] you were made King of the bikers unbelievable I bet your family was proud weren't they yeah uh is there a matte blimline Matt blimline come down and down and pick up your turkey oh Matt we talked to you during the warm-up didn't we oh yeah we have lots of fun blimline is that your correct name that's correct that's an unusual name do you know anybody else named blimline oh yeah my dad from a family of 13. 13 blue lines yeah plus a bunch of little ones running around what is the legal limit for a blimline in the city Kevin uh gave it out yet because they're so popular that is an unusual name though isn't it no it's Pennsylvania Dutch Pennsylvania that's if you're from Pennsylvania I've never no I'm not from Pennsylvania I can tell that uh all right man tell me about your brush with the stupidity or was this it here tonight [Applause] okay Mac I'm sorry my first one was taking NBC tours yeah oh boy now that is no he's exactly maybe took the tour and it stinks doesn't it what did they take you how much you pay 475 all right five bucks your tip right yeah she's here tonight and what did you what did you get to see nothing yeah a bunch of Windows and videotape programs oh yeah that's horrible it's horrible not a good deal all right um okay tell us about your brush with stupidity man well I enjoy hand gliding so instead of buying my own hand glider because they're so expensive I decided to make my own so I constructed my own and seemed to be a little too heavy because on my first flight it seemed to go into a tree and I landed and it split all up and everything so that was the end of my flying career for hang gliding nobody's trying to build my own but that's not the entire story isn't that isn't there something you're not telling us well Dave yes there's something that I haven't been telling you so since I was frustrated with my attempt at flying I turned my Evil Genius in the opposite directions I invented a machine that dwelled into the center of the earth there I was enslaved by the molten go to the loudest people yeah okay yeah congratulations you're lucky to be alive what do we have for him bill a today's short t-shirt nice meeting you back thanks again [Applause] um blue line I still think that's a really interesting name very uh sort of lyrical blimline blim lines yeah Smith's long easy to say and easy to remember let's do a little blimline Paul one two one two three thank you um is there a Barb Stone here with us this evening Barb Stone hi Barb how are you nice to see you you're not from New York City are you you're from the Midwest aren't you well I live here now but I'm originally from Wisconsin oh I'm sorry you looked like somebody from the Midwest nice to meet you what do you do for a living Barb I'm in sales what do you sell dishes China where do you sell dishes in China in New Jersey Pennsylvania and this is for like homeowners would buy dishes and so forth they're restaurants department stores department stores so you're a wholesaler yes okay uh tell us about your interesting episode in your young life how old are you 30. 30. you look much younger thank you um this happened a few years ago and I graduated from college and I was starting my first job where'd you go to college Dartmouth New Hampshire it's lovely up there isn't it yes Hanover yes and um I was starting my job with Macy's and my parents were really not too Keen about me coming to New York but I told them it would be all right so I got off the train of Penn Station I had two huge suitcases full of all my brand new clothes for my job and I got up to the station and right away this kind of scraggly looking guy came up to me just a second was it this guy over there okay I'm sorry I'm sorry and um he said would you like some help with your bag so I thought um so Mom you didn't have to worry they're all friendly yeah so he picked up the two bags and boom took off and it didn't even occur to me what he was doing I thought well I don't know how he knows where my hotel is already um it's gone but the worst part was I couldn't tell my parents and I didn't know anyone here had no money so I had to wear the same dress my first two weeks on a job I couldn't tell anyone that's a real sad initiation to the city isn't it but Barb that's not the that's not the complete story is it no yeah the bomb didn't know that the suitcase suitcases were loaded with radioactive plutonium breeder palettes that I use in my work later the police found a smoldering remains fused to the main support column of the Triborough Bridge yeah yeah thanks Bob nice to see you there's your today's tradition [Applause] okay [Applause] we have a wonderful program we'll be right back after you take a look at this Sammy Davis Jr [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] happy birthday thank you Paul thank you ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the show we have a wonderful telecast Friday tonight Dr Richard brand is here and a man who is a Whistler Francisco Hernandez will be joining us and also my first guest tonight who is uh I'll tell you in a second would you have a good vacation Paul very very nice vacation yeah anything exciting yeah we spent a little of it together it was nice to see you out there yeah a lot of fun you insisted on going nude on the beach which I I don't know why you don't like tan lines I guess no no um Hal did you have a nice vacation yes sir thank you very much our director ladies and gentlemen Hal guertney Barbara you have a good vacation okay [Music] uh we're back and we're ready to go and uh this gentleman it's very exciting for us to have him here he has been in Show Business for 55 years this is the first time he has been on our program it's truly a pleasure to have him here please welcome Sammy Davis Jr [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] foreign how does that make you feel you must get this wherever you go this kind of responds don't you it's it makes me feel very very good it really does I can't lie can you go anywhere um like shopping to the uh any place without being mobbed can you go to uh say you want to go to the zoo with your kids or you want to go any place or you want to are you just well nobody mobs me David it's like people just say hey Sam how are you you know and you know the brothers go hey bro what's happening and there's always somebody that'll say invariably uh hey as Frankie you know but then but there's never the other kind of thing with tearing and all of it no I never I never have people are very very nice very nice and it's like I'm family so I like that 55 years in Show Business I hate to correct you all right but uh it's 57 years oh gosh thank you now um what was your first job and how old were you you must have been what you were like three years old I was three years my first uh I won an amateur contest at the Stanley Theater in Philadelphia when I was three and a half years old singing I'll be glad when you're dead you rascal you now you're obviously your folks energy in the contest right yes my dad and will mass and my uncle I affectionately called them my uncle it was my godfather really uh they were on the bill and they had an amateur contest and they brought me on and in those days in broader though David they used to they used to have an after-piece after the ACT they'd do a little Encore and if there was a younger member of the family they would bring the younger member in and he would do some sort of obnoxious number or something you know and it was only a few of us and Mickey did it Mickey Rooney did it Donald O'Connor did it and I did you know and we're still around thank you good luck we know were there other three-year-olds competing in this uh uh talent show [Laughter] no no I was the owner [Laughter] yeah it was it was a regular adult amateur show and I walked out and sang I'll be glad when you did you install the Show stole the show and won ten dollars yeah um you know people are always talking about Vaudeville what does the word itself mean we know what it meant generically it was a a circuit of of theaters for live performances and they would do five or six shows a day and so on and so forth no you did you did three shows a day it went from two shows to three shows and it wasn't until the presentation with big bands that they started doing four and five shows a day like at the Strand Theater here or the low state in New York are the Roxy we did for or the Paramount we did four and five shows a day I had the Good Fortune of working all of those theaters as an opening act with my dad and my uncle before it started to happen but do you know what the what the term meant where it was Vaudeville meant variety a variety show where you would there would be the juggler the comedian the uh the two-man act the hand balancing team the next a closing thing was the top spot and if you were next to closing act you were the top of the bill but uh what would that do to the poor a person a man or woman or a juggler or whatever who had to close the show that would have been a tough a tough spot well usually the closing spot was left for a big big variety a review type of thing called people and they'd come up nobody cared you know and that was the end of that you know yeah uh now where were we oh no but then you started working regularly after your debut in The Amateur hour right yes and your your parents your family is this true that they uh said you were a [ __ ] so you could get by uh labor laws I'm going to say a lie now that's going to probably cause a great deal of laughter and some consternation I appeared in blackface yeah that means burnt cork right with the thing and they I had a little chocolate cigar and they would dress me in in their long pants and I was about the same size I am now so so actually I got away with it and they said I was a 44 year old [ __ ] so when I tell people now some of the people from the old days I say they say how are you going to be Sam I go in December I'll be 60 and they go come on you know because they don't believe it because they remember a [ __ ] yeah that's an unbelievable life isn't it it is an unbelievable life and it's the best it's ever been right now there well congratulations to you no no in the early days did you go to school and stuff no I never went I never had any formal education no I'm not proud of that statement but I survived you but you must have had an education of some kind I mean yes give you give your books and help you read and introduce you to different subjects and so on and so on no none of that uh there was a guy that played piano with the ACT he had wanted to be a teacher and he taught me a little bit I didn't learn how to write until I went into the army at the age of 18. so and I and I was a spotty reader but I forced myself something happens to you when you were when you don't take it for granted and it's not just laid on you man I I've learned everything I had to learn so that I I wanted to just fill my head with knowledge about so that subsequently thank you thank God I can go now and have dinner with someone and I don't have to talk just show business you know but uh that was the that's the way it was I never missed it but you know it's because you didn't have an education that you weren't able to make anything out of yourself hahaha uh we'll do a commercial and then we'll be back with Sammy Davis Jr [Music] all right [Applause] what do you think of the boys they all right I can't get over that I really can it's just wonderful we have uh we have a few seconds of a emotion picture that you were in as a child I don't know how old you were in this and I'm not sure of the the kind of film it was do you have any idea what I'm talking about I I think it's Rufus Jones the president and I was five and a half five and a half all right let's uh is there anything well you don't know what we're gonna look at I don't know either let's let's see what the the film we have from the motion picture Rufus Jones for president yeah yeah oh come here breath you gotta say something to your you want that for you [Music] [Music] thank you [Applause] oh yeah who are you or something Mr big shot there oh my goodness no I've seen that before but it's been some time since so when you when you look at it from time to time well the first time you look at it what it can you you understand who that person was there no I have no idea yeah no I really don't it's uh I relate to it only in the fact that I remember somewhere along the line that I danced I remember somewhere along the line that I sang I can't see I never took lessons for anything and I was one of those people and thanks to the business at that time that you just suddenly have people you say to someone I remember saying to Buddy Rich playing with Tommy dossy's Orchestra right and this was in 1940. I said how do you do that and he went what do you mean I said you do a thing that goes and he went well let's uh well I'll show you you go like this and I said he said try it my one bedroom he said give me back the sticks so everything was on the job training you had you had new uh experts all around you to help you out yes are you surprised when you look at that and how good you were what a slick little performer you were at five years old I mean at five years old you know most kids are sitting in mud you know no but it's true you know I mean they're you are you are a delight oh sure yeah no no no no I mean but when you look at the little kid there doesn't that just take your breath away no it doesn't what what I'm lutely honest with you David it reminds me that I must have been uh Hell on Wheels I must have been terribly obnoxious you know to to have ever gone that far to be that precocious to get up there at that age and go look I'm going to show you how good I am you know and uh nowadays you get up on the stage and you perform but I think it's I think it's nice yeah and it's nice for me because as a grandfather now my my oldest boy Mark just and his wife just presented we have a we have a little grandbaby and uh four weeks old and it's nice to look back and one day he'll be able to look at that and say that's my grandpa when he was my age or even younger you know it's I tell you I've had not having seen that before it's stunning to see uh what a cute little kid you were and and what happened to me uh what happened to you uh what are you doing for fun these days don't you mentioned you just finished uh working and you're going home what do you do for fun you go home now you're off for four weeks you said yeah I'm off for four weeks I'll play a little golf yeah relax with my family enjoy my grandson and my wife and uh see the house it's a good uh it's a good time for me and thanks to uh to audiences around the world it's a good I'm not fighting those Devils anymore you know I don't fight the uh just go out and do my show it's a good time and you're talking about Devils you just mean the anxieties you can generate yeah personal levels I wonder how good I can be and who's that and you get envious of that person and who's that I look at all the young performers today and I go like this yeah man go ahead cook I've been there I didn't yeah that's it yeah you know and I have no Envy I just feel like this I did it all yeah nice to see you Sammy thank you very much for being here uh Sammy Davis [Applause] [Music] now we can [Applause] see if mistakes make you boiling mad try the Liquid Paper line of Correction fluids our solutions for handwritten mistakes photocopies even colored stationery can get you out of well almost any Jam it's so smooth it won't even scratch this delicate surface the paper-made acupoint roller pen with a stainless steel pointed metal rolling ball for remarkably smooth fine point writing the paper made to accupoint one call 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call when you're in bed why do you always answer the phone at married life in America hi gentlemen here it is your big 25 Point bonus question for 25 points gentlemen right now who has more boo-boos on their body watch the all-new Newlywed Game weeknights at 7 30 on Channel 4. tomorrow is live at five McDonald Carey from Days of Our Lives all right uh coming up in the next Sapphire Dr Richard Brant will be here and tonight uh this man's uh professor of physics at NYU is that right physics huh Omak what physics we think it's physics and tonight the topic is fun with phonics so that'll be uh coming up in the next I'm sorry Sonics fun with Sonics also on the program tonight uh Whistler Francisco Hernandez will be joining us and tomorrow on the program from the Columbus Zoo uh Jack Hanna very nice man and he'll be here with the interesting unusual and very nice sweet animals that's tomorrow night and also comedian Richard Lewis Doug schwander Paul schwander the man who was on the Miss America Pageant and sang the heat is on with the Miss America dancers this man was a star search finalist is that who he was right you know could I just say we are very honored to have hanging out with us over in The Sound area Miss Angela Tower Miss Alabama from the from the pageants just just hanging with us over here is that right yeah how are you uh nice nice to have you here Angela and uh uh did you get to meet Doug schwander nice enough guy how about those Miss America dancers you think you were one of the dancers no oh I'm sorry you were fourth Runner pretty darn good congratulations but let me ask you something in all seriousness do you think the Miss America dancers will ever work again it's a joke relax it's a joke come here come on over here just sit right here let's see how do you do [Applause] all right now why are you over there with the technicians and so forth well Miss Alabama gets a trip to New York after the Miss America this was it to hang around with Studio technicians it was what I wanted to do more than anything yeah these these guys chipped in and brought you up here didn't they they did yeah they were very nice well because no you're going right back to Alabama yes after my trip right here and help with this High Spirit a piece of Comedy we're about to do okay do we have enough time to do it now uh your name again Angela Angela now this is a little something we call people who are not on the show I show these silly pictures and then I read the goofy little captions and the audience starts to clutch their sides because they're laughing so hard laughs uh and Paul do we have music for this [Music] what was what was your talent are you the one who danced in the broken glass yes Miss Michigan yes I dance ballet what did her feet look like did you get a look at him they had like scars of course but you're a classical dancer that's right and you want to do what now that you're uh I'd like to teach dance well you're a lovely young lady and I'd love to go on talking with you but now it's time to play our game uh United States astronaut Wendell Frain seen here after this most recent space shuttle flight wanted to come on to refute rumors that his mission was troubled by an ether leak it's fun isn't it it's fun what part of Alabama are you from Birmingham big industrial city oh yes [Music] it's more of a college town now yeah uh Pete Rose wanted to be on the show to break yet another of Ty Cobb's records I can eat nine live mice Dave Kai could never manage more than six the trick is to wrap them in a towel first that way you hardly taste them we told Pete if we'd get back to him thank you [Music] how are we doing only one minute but we have Miss Alabama here you're making trouble aren't you uh Britain's Prince Charles wanted to be on the show and discuss his marriage to Lady die marriage agrees with me said Charles Diana makes a terrific tuna casserole have you ever done any comedy uh this is my first this is me too um uh all right well I'm gonna let you do this one okay we'll hold it right up there okay Al Miller says he has an amazing power I'm completely invisible to Pearl Bailey he told us I like to walk up and go ahead and Goose her when she's on the phone we have many many more to choose from let me do I'm gonna do two more let me just do two more [Music] yeah we'll do this one I better not do that again no no we'll get one foreign Garrity wanted to promote what he calls the medical breakthrough of the 80s an artificial heart for under 29. this isn't for fussy people who want to be able to button their shirts but if you like a value [Laughter] what are your hobbies I like to go to movies yeah watch David Letterman you've never seen this show I have two promise you anything [Applause] [Music] look at those guys yeah [Applause] um and here's our here's our final little uh bit of Comedy this has been fun uh Barry Raymond wanted to be on the show and promote his book about his years as chauffeur to popular NBC TV personality Nell Carter we said no it's Miss Alabama ladies and gentlemen we'll be right back with Dr Richard Graham so nice to meet you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] welcome to McDonald's may I take your order I'd like you guys Big Mac value pack make it two please hey what's that it's a new value pack see you get a large Coke a Big Mac and a super sized fry with 30 more all for just 259. that's a great deal yeah easy to handle and did you know this great offer for Big Mac menu package for a limited time only I didn't know that I know that's why I'm good so senior shot every morning Adrian Gonzalez walked through the oldest executive mansion in the Western Hemisphere as cannons that kept Puerto Rico a Spanish Jewel for centuries over marble from Queen Isabel past the room where President Kennedy once slept today this Mansion stands as a symbol of peace and progress and today Adrian Gonzalez takes pride in raising the flag of Puerto Rico The Shining Star of the Caribbean [Music] do you want to get away from the houses of the days [Music] 86 Mitsubishi cars and trucks that's your dealers now we've been telling you that we're a fast-moving Bank you told us you want proof all right how's this for fast many of our business customers can simply push a buttons and get an up to the minute print out of their financial position such as cash balances transfers and deposits that have cleared any time they need it terrific United Jersey the past moving bank now are you beginning to believe us thank you sir thank you Paul sounds great uh my next guest is the hardest working man in physics here with the segment we a segment we like to call fun with Sonics from New York University please say hello to Dr Richard Brandt doctor brown rice how are you you have a good summer fantastic all right you're you're a professor of physics at NYU yeah that's bam okay uh Sonics what does that mean Sonics sound means a sensation the ear or sometimes the thing that causes that sensation sensation like a wave yeah so we'll be looking at waves and sounds is there energy generated by sound absolutely yes energy and momentum and uh a lot of different frequencies we'll look at all of that and are we going to cover the Doppler effect here tonight no no we're not going to do the Doppler effect unless you want to well could you explain this with a doctor yes sure sure that's the shift in frequency due to the motion of an object so if an object is coming at you the frequency increases and if it's going away from you the frequency this decreases that's strange now why wouldn't the motion be the same coming or going because the waves are being emitted by the source and if it's going towards you the source kind of squeezes together the way it's pushing the sound and it's pulling when it's leaving you that's right right is that a chest all right uh let's get right to it we have a lot of stuff here yeah a lot of action-packed demonstration it's going to be terrific all right yeah here's the first demonstrations this is a whistle and we're going to use two different ones to show how the frequency of a noise depends on the length of the whistle this has been sanitized so you can blow it and yeah it has been sanded yes really terrific now that's a kind of high frequency pitch and here is a bigger whistle this is from an organ and this will sound much slower it's also been sanitized yeah hold it way up and pretend you're a viking or something oh you pretend you're a viking here go ahead pretend you got that off a bus didn't you it's from an Oregon ah very nice it's fun pretending isn't it I don't know I don't know what it means either listen now we're gonna pretend you're a samurai because another generator oh we just proved there that length equals pitch yeah it's actually wavelengths is aversely proportional to the pitch but that's what's the difference what do you mean what's the difference this is what you do for a living you're right you're right you're right but I'm switching to Comedy obviously listen you better hurry up yeah right it's another sound generator a samurai sword and in fact the ancient samurais used the sounds that this makes to know about the energy and the tits of the enemies and know how fast they were moving now I can do it true no no no my sword teacher can tell how each student is doing from his office just by hearing the swishes each sword Max and let me interrupt you right here yes your sword teacher I'm studying to be a ninja actually really really not really no but you have a guy teaching you how to handle a sword oh sure no but why I never could learn to play the piano I [Applause] all right now should we go yeah okay now I'm going to demonstrate the sound and then you're gonna do it you hear that sound and just from the frequency and the loudness you could tell everything you need to know about the opponent so you give it a try now I'm being set up here to be made look like a duck aren't I [Music] well it's Gonna Fly no it's actually loose whatever your sword teacher this is a rebel isn't it oh yeah let's get on to the real stuff here's the real stuff here actually the ear which senses sound is sensitive to a wide range of frequencies and the voice also produces sound at many different frequencies we can illustrate that with this gas tube you're going to speak into this loud speaker yes it's actually a microphone oh right that's the speaker yes thanks a lot and that's going to make sounds go in this pipe and then I'm going to turn on the propane and it's going to be lit and you're going to see flames in the reflection of your voice in the Flames now you're going to just say the all the vowels very loudly and we'll see so not yet one two three four this [Applause] before we run out of propane speaking to the speaker Anderson party event your table is ready see the big difference you see actually most are you all right I'm fine I'm fine how much we got to do a commercial we have to do a commercial and then we're oh we're coming back well we're more with the Dr Brandt right after this we'll be right back now these other things [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you oh all you do Buzz for you [Music] [Music] For the Love of Jack what mothers choose baby fresh to get baby tender loving clean mothers say baby fresh cleans baby better it's thicker and bigger and it comes regular and unscented [Music] For the Love of Sean For the Love of Kenny more mothers choose baby fresh to get baby Tender Love and clean change practice to frost the Pepperidge Farm lay okay they're swirled with a spoon and smooth by hand of course first they're baked with Rich things like genuine cocoa or luscious coconut then goes into stay extra fresh you see Pepperidge Farm still remembers simple things make better cakes come on in ratio [Music] the essence about sledding me sled feels like gliding on the essence of Shaving this is new actual plus an incredible advancing Gillette shaving smoothness the plus is the unique lubricating strip that Glides the razor effortlessly you never felt anything smoother new apto plus by Juliet the essence of Shaving [Music] we're back with Dr Brandt how many how many classes do you teach at NYU well one a semester how many how often a week uh twice a week twice a week yeah we must be exhausted oh it's terrible it's really uh okay now this I understand is quite spectacular but first summing up what have we learned so far we've learned how to characterize Sound by frequency and inversely as wavelength and by the intensity of the sound really we've learned nothing and we're going to continue in that all right come on okay we're gonna actually use sound to break glass oh no like they do on the uh Memorex tape commercial that's right accept of course it really can't be done with a human voice alone it needs substantial amplification how do they do it on the commercial if that's it that's being Amplified Amplified but it actually is a human voice Amplified Many Times breaking that's true so that part of it's true that part of it okay but there are stories like about Caruso breaking glass which is UN Amplified voice and that never happens never really really tough to do okay as you'll see now the important thing about breaking glass is to drive it at the right frequency every glass has a natural frequency you can excite it by running the bow along that line hear that yeah if we put noise on that glass at that frequency at enough intensity it'll break okay now here's how we do that we have the loudspeaker here and the signal generator here and I'm going to actually break this Beaker and put it right here in front of the speaker and put a paper on it so I can see when it vibrates all right and you're gonna wear these because it's going to get pretty loud first I'm going to find the resonance how much do we have all right we'll get about a minute find the resonance frequency by seeing when the paper vibrates and I'm sorry I couldn't hear anything you said forget it okay here we go okay here we go break the glass now turn it all the way up go all right now how are we doing not well yeah okay we have 30 seconds here but it's not going to work is it but turn the damn thing off turn it off jeez I don't look I don't know have you have you ever done it with this thank you unbelievable you've done it again that's regret ladies and gentlemen we'll be right back thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] nature Valley's got your new attitude [Applause] [Music] new Dandy bar wholesome granola with a new attitude real milk chocolate chewy granola gooey caramel [Music] thank you the race fans everywhere oh Milwaukee means something great and in the older won't be race team racing at its best hello Milwaukee means a great beer cool crisp Old Milwaukee beer and smooth golden Old Milwaukee light and Old Milwaukee lights [Music] I work around my home to relax after years of building these Giants I know 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Francisco Hernandez The Whistler I'm sorry we ran out of time perhaps he could have broken that by whistling he could have done any worse and uh we'll see to it that Mr Hernandez comes to your home no no we'll see to it that he is back on the show as soon as possible uh also my thanks to Dr Richard Brant and Sammy Davis Jr we'll see you tomorrow night folks thank you very much [Applause] [Music] hello Wednesday Saint elsewhere goes that wrenching season premiere things around here are never going to be the same with Dr Westfall gone will the place slide into chaos Wednesday [Music] it's the season premiere of Hunter Saturday you could win a million dollars playing New York's instant games I got a better chance of being struck by lightning one ticket please [Music] [Music] [Music] what is this [Music] Glory Rose [Music]

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Length: 54min 4sec (3244 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 24 2023