Late Night 'Dave Chappelle 1/20/04

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we're back my first guest is a hilarious creating beginning tomorrow you can see him on Comedy Central in the season premiere of Chappelle's Show please welcome Dave Chappelle good guess I love you get the love every time you get the love yeah because you know it's good to have you here it's good to be back yeah yeah Mike's good life is beautiful life is beautiful such a nice sentiment yeah it is no let me ask you Nancy what you've been up to lately I mentioned that that story about you know Martha Stewart and Martin Luther King Day and you know people think that she's trying to pander how do you spend Martin Luther King Day you know it's funny nowadays I'll celebrate it usually just by watching MTV or something mm-hmm sorry thank God for Martin Luther King because before integration the radio sucked yeah everything on the road is like bum bum bum bum mr. Sandman lollipop lollipop Oh that's party music yeah actually that was the tape at my last sorry about that um hope it's of the fifties but uh no special time there was a good day at a good day yesterday you hung out joyed life do you I know that you are a smoker then you and I'm curious living in Manhattan right now what do you do because it where can you smoke these days it seems like it's a difficult situation in Manhattan for smokers know where new paint is in fear look the other night right I mean my buddies went to the strip clubs my friends are getting married and what better way to celebrate a marriage all right so we go to the strip club and I'm smoking a cigarette in it yeah I think I'm famous maybe I'd get away with it so the stripper comes up stripper she said sir could you put that cigarette out I'm going to have you thrown out of here you have your gonorrhea infested vagina in my face you started it a little snap there I'm telling Conan it was a crazy account you can't move on from that you can't just keep talking after that you got to give a man of time to recover all right so what happened then after you got that line huh how did she respond oh yeah sure she was cool yeah it's cool the person can be about this yeah yeah yeah and over the course of the night you know my buddies were drinking and you know we drank you see things I literally this is that's if you drink a lot that's what you're drinking a lot dag you see things yeah okay fine I drink a lot I think I met the devil which sounds crazy you saw the devil at a strip club right it was weird cuz he sat at our table he didn't say I'm the devil right but you know how somebody sits near you as I don't like this person's energy right and I guess I little tipsy so it just came out as a good man so you other yep right and I thank you hurry so he's like yes I am the devil Wow he had the scratchy voice hey and in case you were wondering he was white no offense okay he's just describing the man the devil that turns out his wife well I was thrown off I was like well I thought she'd be like bright red with horns or something like this and he said I come in different forms so you know I'm Ashley so you come as a black guy sometimes too and he was like no that would be too dangerous I don't have a we talked a little bit you talked to the devil for a while it's a little bit huh when I was leaving I saw him outside and I was catching a cam so I was like when Devils white can you hail a cab for it and there was actually coulis is why don't we split more oh that's nice so we get in the cab I say it's going to be two stops I'm going to Brooklyn the devil said I'm going to hell the cab driver says no Brooklyn so that really happened to you huh yeah like it was last week uh-huh yeah I believe now you're touring constantly you're touring all the time all the time where you been lately where you go like I went to some nice cities I was in San Francisco that's a great city beautiful city good town for comedy right mm-hmm so after the show is late and I asked the guy who's like the promoter on my is this somewhere I can get something to eat he's like look man it's late there's one restaurant open uh I don't know if you're comfortable with this but it's a gay restaurant gay restaurant yeah so we go to the place the place is called the squat and gobble I look it up in the poll but they're probably happy they're gonna plug right now yeah I feel like it's so weird like what does he know in other word is there are gay or there's gay bars so they'd be gay restaurants yeah but it's like if you have like I'm hungry like Willie what do you want Chinese Italian are gay now you're shooting your show Chappelle's Show all over the city you shoot you exploit every part of New York yeah yeah we do a lot of the show actually we shoot the main part of the show in Harlem which is beautiful now have you been up there recently yeah we actually trust something a little while ago there and said it's very nice yeah they fixing it up which actually you think black people would be happy about but it makes a man it makes them mad yeah cuz it's not like they're fixing it up for black people you know like the white overcoming so they'll freak out like you know when things that you think would make them happier all right fixing the school damn hey now are we gonna do driving like that you know I'm I've lived in a lot I used to live in in the hood as they call me - yeah it's very I thought I'd try it nicely I stick out a little bit here : you're brave a lot of white people are afraid to walk through Harlem the stuff late at night and you got to remember that the black people could be just afraid of you as you of them you know white dudes walking through Harlem he's like oh my gosh I'm going to get mugged the beat up and I'm black blue thinking oh my god it's a cop he's not fooling us everyone act natural everyone yeah that's the problem he might look like Conan O'Brien I know a cop that's a popular look up there I'm sure guess someone Conan O'Brien dolls and ha um they go like hotcakes I actually have a Conan O'Brien dope you do it's a voodoo doll well it's working I don't my ass is killing me the the new he's gone again he's better the gear the new season of Chappelle show premieres tomorrow night at 10:30 on Comedy Central very funny show as you know make sure that you see at 10:30 at night Dave Chappelle Oh you you

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Length: 8min 42sec (522 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 07 2016

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