>> James: NOW, AS EVERYBODY
KNOWS, YOU KNOW, I KNOW, WE ALL KNOW I'M A ROMANTIC. I'M CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIND
LOVE FOR ALL THE BEAUTIFUL SINGLE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE ON
THE SHOW, OK? SO LET'S CELEBRATE THE BEGINNING
OF FALL BY HELPING SOMEONE ON OUR STAFF POTENTIALLY FALL IN
LOVE TONIGHT. NOW, THE PERSON WE'RE SURPRISING
TONIGHT HAS BEEN WORKING ON THE SHOW SINCE DAY ONE. SHE IS THE LEGAL COUNSEL FOR OUR
SHOW, SHE'S A TOTAL BOSS, WE ALL JUST LOVE HER. HEY, DIANE. DIANE, ARE YOU THERE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DIANE! HOW ARE YOU? >> I AM SHOCKED TO SAY THE
LEAST. >> James: WELL, DIANE, ARE YOU
OK? >> I'M NOT SURE YET. WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO SAY? >> James: DIANE, YOUR JOB HERE
IS TO KEEP OUR SHOW OUT OF ANY LEGAL TROUBLE WHICH IS VERY,
VERY IMPORTANT. I WANT TO REASSURE YOU WE'VE
FOUND SOMEONE TO COVER YOU DURING THE GAME IN CASE OF A
LEGAL EMERGENCY, OK? WE'VE GOT THIS GUY, OK? IT'S MICHAEL COHEN. HE SEEMS TRUSTWORTHY ENOUGH. HE SAID HE NEEDS A GIG, SO HOW
ARE YOU FEELING, DIANE? ARE YOU READY TO FIND LOVE
TONIGHT ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW?" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DIANE? >> OH MY GOD! OK. >> James: ARE YOU READY,
DIANE? DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS? >> I DON'T THINK I HAVE A
CHOICE? >> James: OF COURSE YOU DO. WE'LL WATCH YOU AT WORK FOR THE
WHOLE PART IF YOU DON'T DO THIS. >> OK, I'M GAME, I GUESS. >> James: DIANE IS GAME, I
GUESS. I NEED TO YOU COME DOWN TO THE
STAGE RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO PLAY "LATE LATE NIGHT
TINDER. GET DOWN HERE, DIANE. HERE WE GO. SHE'S SHAKING. DON'T GO ANYWHERE. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY "LATE LATE
LIVE TINDER" WHEN WE COME BACK. IT'LL BE FUN, I PROMISE. IT'S GOING TO BE FUN! >> James: WELCOME BACK! DIANE IS HERE. DIANE, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? >> I'M FINE. >> James: I JUST SAID IN THE
BREAK, I SAID HOW'S DIANE GETTING ON? I THINK SHE MIGHT BE HAVING A
GLASS OF WINE. >> I WAS. >> James: HA-HA. THIS IS IT, DIANE. IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD TOMORROW. IT'S TIME TO PLAY "LATE LATE
LIVE TINDER." OK, HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK, THE
GUYS WILL TAKE OUT ONE AT A TIME. YOU'LL TAKE YOUR BIG FOAM FINGER
RIGHT HERE AND SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU LIKE THE GUY OR LEFT IF YOU
DON'T. GUYS WHO GET A RIGHT SWIPE WILL
TAKE A SEAT ON ONE OF THESE THREE STOOLS. GUYS THAT GET A LEFT SWIPE WILL
BE FORCED TO FALL INTO THAT BALL PIT. NOW, SWIPE WISELY, DIANE,
BECAUSE ONLY THREE GUYS WILL MAKE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND. OK, YOU READY TO GET STARTED? >> I'M READY. >> James: OK, LET'S GO. IF YOU'LL STAND JUST THERE, OK. LET'S BRING OUT OUR FIRST
CONTESTANT! OK, ALL RIGHT. SO THIS IS JEFF. NOW, JEFF, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO
SPEAK. WE'RE JUDGING YOU ONLY ON YOUR
LOOKS. DIANE, IS JEFF YOUR TYPE? >> I LIKE THE BALD HEAD. >> James: HE'S GOT A KIND
SMILE. >> HE DOES. >> James: HE LOOKS LIKE HE
WORKS OUT. >> NICE TEETH. >> James: I'LL TELL WHAT YOU
HE LOOKS LIKE, HE'LL HELP YOU MOVE STUFF, WITH NOT EVEN A
GROWN. YOU'D GO, "JEFF CAN YOU HELP
ME?" "SURE, DIANE, I'LL BE RIGHT
THERE." BUT IT'S NOT MY CHOICE, IT'S
YOURS. WILL HE GET A SEAT OR GO INTO
THE BALL PIT? WHAT DO YOU THINK? SWIPE LEFT OR RIGHT. >> HOW MANY MEN ARE BACK THERE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> James: WELL, THIS IS THE THING, DIANE, DON'T WORRY --
DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE TONIGHT, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU. YOUR CHOICE. SO IF YOU PICK JEFF AS ONE OF
THE THREE, BUT THEN SOMEONE YOU LIKE MORE COMES OUT, YOU CAN
DUMP JEFF IN A SECOND! >> OK. OK. >> James: OH, HE'S GOT A RIGHT
SWIPE. OH, THERE HE GOES. [ APPLAUSE ]
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> James: I'M THINKING JEFF IS ONLY LUCKY WE ONLY SAW HIM FROM
THE WASTE UP BECAUSE -- NO, JEFF, JEFF, THAT'S AN
ILL-FITTING DENIM JEAN. I'M SORRY. THE ONLY EXCUSE FOR THAT LEVEL
OF TURN-UP IS IF YOU HAVE SPILLED SOMETHING ON YOUR
PREVIOUS TROUSERS, YOU GRABBED THEM AND THEY'RE TOO LONG AND
YOU'VE ROLLED IT UP, WHO CARES? ALL RIGHT. THIS IS ALL STUFF WE CAN SORT
OUT. ALL RIGHT? LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT GUY. [ APPLAUSE ]
OK. THIS IS SCOTT WHO LOOKS LIKE HE
PLAYS A DAD IN EVERY SITCOM IN THE 90'S. WHAT DO YOU THINK, DIANE? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SCOTT? WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> UM. I DON'T -- SCOTT'S NOT REALLY MY
TYPE. >> James: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING. IT'S A KIND SMILE BUT ALSO ONE
THAT SAYS I WILL KILL YOU ONE DAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
ARE WE SWIPING LEFT OR RIGHT? WHAT DO YOU THINK? OH, HE'S LEFT, HERE YOU GO,
SCOTT, SORRY, BUDDY. AND HE'S GONE. [ APPLAUSE ]
LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT GUY. OH STOP! I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO SAY
HOW -- I -- I -- SEVEN? YOU -- YOU'VE PRONOUNCED SEVEN? IT'S A 10 IN MY BOOK, DIANE. I'LL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW. I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T, I MIGHT! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING! PALEEZE! STOP! I BET HIS JEANS FIT PERFECTLY! >> LET'S FIND OUT. >> James: OH, IT'S A RIGHT
SWIPE. OF COURSE IT IS! [ APPLAUSE ]
JEFF, WHEN YOU GET A MINUTE, JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HIS JEANS,
OK? LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANT! OOH, J.C.! YOU CAN'T SPEAK, J.C.! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? GET IT? WHAT CAN'T YOU DO? [ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S SMART. >> HE IS SMART. >> James: WHAT DO WE THINK OF
J.C.? >> HE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE. >> James: OH MY GOD,! ALL RIGHT. LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANT. [ APPLAUSE ]
I MEAN, OH STOP! NOW, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU,
DIANE, PHILLIP IS OUR LAST CONTESTANT AND BOY DID WE SAVE
THE BEST FOR LAST! SO ANNOYED PHILLIP CAN'T SPEAK
BECAUSE I WANT TO ASK ABOUT HIS SKIN CARE REGIME. DIANE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
PHILLIP? >> HE'S TOO PRETTY. YEAH, HE'S TOO PRETTY. >> James: IS THAT A THING? >> HA-HA. >> James: HOW IS IT A THING? LOOK AT JEFF, HE'S OVER THE
MOON! JEFF IS OVER THE MOON! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, JEFF ALMOST
GOT UP AND LEFT HIMSELF WHEN PHILLIP WALKED OUT. PHILLIP I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE
ABOUT TO SAY THIS... [ APPLAUSE ]
GUYS, DIANE HAS MADE HER CHOICE. WE'LL FOREVER HAVE THE MEMORY OF
WATCHING PHILLIP FALL INTO OUR BALLS. [ LAUGHTER ]
NOW, IT IS TIME, DIANE, TO GET TO KNOW OUR CONTESTANTS A LITTLE
MORE, SO LEFT TO RIGHT, I WANT TO JUST GO DOWN THE LINE. TELL US YOUR NAME, WHERE YOU'RE
FROM AND YOUR OCCUPATION, OK? SO STARTING HERE, J.C. >> HI, MY NAME IS J.C. I'M FROM LOS ANGELES,
CALIFORNIA, I'M A REAL ESTATE MANAGER. >> James: A REAL ESTATE
MANAGER FROM CALIFORNIA. OK. SEVEN? >> MY NAME IS SEVEN. I'M FROM NEW JERSEY. I DO AUTO RESTORATION. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> James: OH. THAT IS A GREAT WAY OF SAYING
YOU'RE A MECHANIC, SEVEN. I LOVE IT! OK. JEFF, WHAT ABOUT YOU? >> YEAH, MY NAME IS JEFFREY. I'M FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
AND I'M A STUDENT OUTREACH SPECIALIST. YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> James: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, DIANE, I WOULD LET JEFF
TALK ME TO SLEEP EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. JEFF, JUST SAY A LITTLE
SOMETHING ELSE FOR US. >> YEAH, HOW ARE YOU DOING,
JAMES? >> James: OK. ALL RIGHT. NOW, DIANE, I'M GOING TO LET YOU
ASK THE GUYS ONE QUESTION. YOU ASK ONE QUESTION, AND THE
THREE OF THEM WILL ANSWER. IT COULD BE ANY QUESTION YOU
WANT. WE COULD LOSE THE PHONE THING,
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT A GREAT LOOK FOR YOU, DIANE. YOU CAN ASK THE THREE GUYS ONE
QUESTION. IT COULD BE ANYTHING YOU WANT,
AND THEY EACH HAVE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION. SO WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? YOU CAN RUN A QUESTION BY ME
FIRST, IF YOU WANT TO CHECK, OR DO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU
WANT TO SAY? >> I HAVE MY QUESTION. >> James: OF COURSE, YOU DO. YOU'RE A LEGAL COUNSEL. YOU HAVE ZERO [ BLEEP ] TO GIVE. ALL RIGHT. OK. DIANE, WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION? GO FOR IT. >> WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE
YOUR NEXT VACATION? >> James: DIANE, THAT IS A
GREAT QUESTION! THAT IS A GREAT QUESTION. J.C., LET'S START WITH YOU. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE
YOUR NEXT VACATION? >> IT'S VERY INTERESTING. ONE OF MY FRIENDS ASKED ME THAT,
AND I MENTIONED THREE PLACES. ONE OF THEM WAS PARIS. >> James: OOH-LA-LA. DO YOU SPEAK ANY FRENCH, J.C.? >> OUI. >> James: ALL RIGHT. SEVEN. VACATIONING. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO? >> ONE OF THE PLACES I WOULD
LIKE TO VISIT IS ABSOLUTELY GREECE. I LOVE THE GREEK CULTURE. I WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT IT. VISIT THE ARTIFACTS. HANDS DOWN, GREECE. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> James: SEVEN, I GOT TO TELL YOU, IF THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT,
ME AND YOU COULD GO TO GREECE ANYTIME YOU WANT. JUST TWO OPEN-MINDED
BROAD-MINDED GUYS, TAKING A LITTLE RIDE ON HORSEBACK DOWN
THE BEACH. MAYBE A LITTLE LADY IN THE TRAMP
WITH THE PASTA, OK? ALL RIGHT, JEFF, VACATION. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO HEAD? >> UM, I'D LIKE TO, UM, GO TO
SANTORINI BECAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE AND I THINK SHE AND I
WOULD LOOK BEAUTIFUL WALKING THE BEACHES ON SANTORINI BEACH. >> James: I FEEL LIKE I WAS ON
A TALKDOWN IN A BOYS II MEN SONG. WHO DOES EVERYONE HERE THINK SHE
SHOULD CHOOSE? >> SEVEN! >> James: OK. OK. WE'VE HEARD YOUR THOUGHTS,
PARTICULARLY YOURS, SIR. OK, DIANE, WHO'S IT GOING TO BE? >> OH, THIS IS HARD. TYPHOSA GUYS DID A FANTASTIC
JOB. I -- YOU GUYS DID A FANTASTIC
JOB. I'D LOVE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION
WITH EACH ONE OF THEM. BECAUSE YOU'RE GIVING ME ONLY
ONE DATE, I AM GOING TO CHOOSE SEVEN. >> James: THREW GO, SEVEN! -- THERE YOU GO, SEVEN! J.C., JEFF, THANK YOU SO MUCH. SEVEN, WILL YOU STEP DOWN THE
BACK THERE? COME OVER AND JOIN US. SEVEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! HOW ARE YOU? >> THANK YOU. >> James: SEVEN, MEET DIANE. DIANE, MEET SEVEN. WELL, I HAVE GOT TO TELL YOU,
DIANE, I WAS SO HOPING THAT YOU WOULD CHOOSE SOMEONE -- AND I'M
GOING TO SEND YOU TWO ON A NO -- OK, THAT'S A LOT -- ON A SOME --
ON A SOME-EXPENSE-SPED DATE. WE'RE SENDING YOU TO DOWN THE
HALL RIGHT NOW FOR A DATE IN OUR MOST INTIMATE OUTDOOR PATIOS IN
ALL OF TELEVISION CITY, OK? YOU'RE GOING TO GO UP AND HAVE A
DATE, GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. I'VE A GREAT FEELING ABOUT THIS. WE'LL CHECK IN WITH YOU LATER. OFF YOU GO, GUYS. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOE
MANGANIELLO AND JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT. >> James: WELCOME BACK,
WE ARE HERE WITH DIANE AND SEVEN. EVERYONE IS DYING TO KNOW HOW IT
WENT. >> HE'S A VERY NICE GUY, AND I
WOULD LOVE TO STAY IN TOUCH WITH HIM. >> James: WELL WAIT. HANG ON. HANG ON. HANG ON SEVEN. SEVEN? >> YES? >> James: YOU'VE LITERALLY SAT
TOGETHER FOR 40 MINUTES. ARE WE SAYING WE'RE GOING TO GO
OUT? WOULD YOU SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN? YES OR NO? >> OH, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD, YES. ABSOLUTELY. >> YES! >> James: THEY'RE GOING TO GO
OUT AGAIN. THAT'S INCREDIBLE. THERE YOU HAVE IT. LOVE IS IN THE AIR IN THE "LATE
LATE SHOW" WE'LL SEE YOU
