LANCE ALMOST BROKE HIS RIBS!!!

what's up guys welcome back to my Channel today we are on a boat we are running a pontoon boat out of Destin with yeah oh this is my first boat in Florida so first time yes oh my God Savannah did us the honor of buying the boat [Music] everybody dropped donations in the comments so Savannah can get out of a crippling debt [Laughter] we didn't rent yeah yeah we're leasing it for the day you know what I don't like this trash bag is one of the smelly trash bags like it smells like the the perfume or the Febreze and it gives me a headache yeah Lance has sent to the trash bags I bought scented trash bags on accent one time and he like lost it he was like these are so bad they give me headaches why would you buy that and I was like I didn't know I'm sorry they smelled good but anyway we are on our way out to Crab Island and Lance is our captain today yes Captain Chevy this is Captain yummy tips yes and I'm co-captain yummy tits because I also have a voting license I just don't know how to drive they'll give anyone a boating license if you can pass the test which the answers are on Google so yeah red right return and when a boat coming at you go to the right that's all you need to know I cheated I cheated on my voting test hey Will I'm totally driving the boat with one hand right now [Music] there's Margaritaville guys R.I.P Jimmy Buffet his boat was out here and I don't see it yeah I'm kind of disappointed which we'd only be appropriate if he parked it in front of Margaritaville oh yeah but I don't know if he did that or not tax write-off AF kids he should have put Margaritaville on the side of it and then it would have even been more of a tax on it but I'm sure Jimmy Buffet don't care about no taxes he doesn't care about the taxes because he did looking for his lost Shaker assault he never found the rip we should go eat there for dinner Margarita yeah he win like a thousand other people trying to get the Jimmy Buffet discount there's the pirate ship that we rented for Jeffy the pirate fun fact I uh threw up off the side of that yes yes after I ate a hot dog from the boat that was horrific [Music] yeah yeah I ate the hot dog immediately got sick and then threw up off the side of the boat did you get all the Margaritaville to go and then you go in there and you can pick it up that is the tits yeah you just pull your butt up right there all right y'all we made it out to Crab Island after a bunch of AIDS of Atlanta trying to Anchor the boat which means we got 100 not like crabs that we got when trying to Anchor the boat they both got grabs but this is like a place where a bunch of people come and park their boat s and do boat activities dude also angles making my tits look amazing good tits we literally saw a Chick-fil-A boat yeah there's boats that drive around with like food on them yeah there's this girl had a Chick-fil-A flag on a tiny little boat I'm like this is something I've never seen before yeah Chick-fil-A found their way out into the ocean to deliver us the chicken of the sea fish they knew we were out here yeah they said he wants to take a minute yeah there's an ice cream oh yeah there's ice amazing combo ice cream and pickles that's all you need all right guys so we missed it Lance is officially a ba got a gnarly scratch because our anchor keeps moving because the waves are wicked and the boat's too heavy for the anchor so I jumped out of the front to try to manually push the anchor in and I hit my ribs on the little yeah that's not even fair it's so bad the little hooks that are sticking up of a thing yes that thing I literally watched him jump in and like saw it happen in slow motion I was like oh no and it knocked the wind out the captain goes down with the ship yeah I can't get back in the water or else we'll track one of these cute things or flesh eating bacteria put me on a hook like they're eating Pringles the salt and vinegar ones all right guys everyone that loves and watches Audrey's Vlogs you know we like to do fun stuff so everyone in the comments section right now if you're watching this video first smash the Thumbs Up Hit the notification Bell let us know more fun stuff that you guys would like to see on Audrey's channel that we can do you know fun Vlogs and Lance is eating Cheetos yeah and I smack that Savannah's driving the boat oh no [Music] [Applause] yeah oh no [Music] all right guys so rough cut to the next day um I kind of stopped vlogging because yesterday was just a bit of a show all right so rough cut from there we moved the boat because all right so the whole reason why it happened if I didn't already explain why my rib got hurt was the anchor wasn't being set in the sand anyway uh we moved the boat to somewhere where the anchor would be set in the sand and the boat wouldn't Drift We were good should we should have a good time good time should be well then we took the boat back to the rental place then we ate at Margaritaville R.I.P Jimmy Buffet in the honor of Jimmy Buffet yeah but I'm not gonna lie it was nice dog yeah we're gonna call it as I see it yeah I'm not gonna be nice just because he's no longer with us we need to be looking down over your restaurant to making sure they'd be still provided good food I did look for his boat never found it and then fast forward to five o'clock today yeah decided to go to the ER because I was like I'm worried because we went to the gym and hold on hold on don't yell at me I took it easy I only walked I walked up to like the 2.8 speed I didn't do anything crazy and uh it hurt and every time I walked it'd be like a little bit of poppage I was like that's not normal and so then we went to the ER they did an x-ray nothing's broken so should we should be a good time but I do have bruised ribs and so they gave me a Lidocaine patches yeah knees all over it so yeah that's this is a status update um scratches Light Came patch and then the reason why it's like flashy is our camera and they gave me this fun little toy I get to play with it's called an incentive spirometer and if you want to know what the incentive is it's that you don't get in the mood and what you were supposed to do is you're supposed to keep the little green thing at the happy face and get it to 2000 but that's BS because if you go go gadget extendo tube it's damn near impossible in 1500 of what I did but I can do it all day if I can go fast like if I go I can get that for three thousand but yes he has to do that because when you have like a bruised rib which is technically like a it's like a sprained rib so his ribs are sprained not broken and he has to do this because of the pain he's not taking deep breaths and if you don't take deep breaths then mucus gets stuck in your lungs and then you develop pneumonia fun facts for anybody die yes it's ridiculous they shouldn't allow them yeah you could they shouldn't but I was really concerned of the rib being broken having punctured something or it just not like healing correctly if it was broken so Lance got tucked out everything's good but he just has to do his incentive spirometry every day until he's feeling better which is probably gonna be about two weeks so yeah except my birthday's in how many days three weeks no not yet like two and a half yeah so about two and a half by the time you should be healed up by your birthday so sucks like it really sucks like he's in a lot of pain and I feel bad that that happened am I gonna sleep on the couch which is where I belong he used to sleep in the couch so he can sleep upright so that he can breathe like imagine talking hurts they're talking hurts walking hurts laughing her which is something I do more than yeah breathing and then uh walking deep breaths suck like sitting in the passenger side of a car hurts because the seatbelt goes across owie but if I drive this way mommy's gonna get chauffeured around no I'm gonna be a passenger princess for a while passenger but anyway guys so yeah that's why the Vlog kind of like abruptly ended it's just because the day was a little bit but luckily Lance's ribs are not broken so he learned his lesson he will not be jumping off the back of a pontoon boat ever again it was actually the front well okay whatever background it's a square yeah it's the ladder yeah please use the water I watched it happen and I saw the hook go under his ribbon that just like xylophone its way up and I was like oh no like there's nothing you can do and you're just watching it happen and then the wind got knocked out of you forever and I was like really really nervous but the fortunate thing is we were in shallow water so the water was only like up to my ribs and at least I could stand up because if I had to swim no way I wouldn't I couldn't breathe yeah so it's like when someone punches you in the stomach and then you like uh get the wind knocked out of you like that but like forever and I was having to hold the boat with the rope that was tied around the fleet I was like no way and you've still got the anchor hooked after that I'm the HMS are in charge anyway guys [Music] stop hurting yourself they told me to do it yeah why that many times I mean you actually yeah I'm not you will not see a Blog but those lands get to pneumonia if he does I'm Vlogging it like y'all will know Vlog the entire hospitalization but they better hurry before December 31st before the insurance renews and yeah out of pocket I'm already in my out-of-pocketbooks because I was hospitalized back in January for nothing anyway anyway you know this is an incentive spirometer for you guys to smash the like button so do that that like button for the instant of surrounder put comments in the comment section for the instant of spirometer should be should be should be on the internet shibby inspiritative all day like I I tried to say the word auction as oxygen like okay I'm very see there's a whole bunch of breathing happening here it's the breathing it's like you're not getting enough oxygen so you're confused shitty incentive spirometer shitty in the comments all right guys we'll see you next time go up like the incentive spirometer peace out Odd Squad [Music] thank you [Music] foreign

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Length: 11min 29sec (689 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 06 2023