Lamanite Bedtime Stories

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I couldn’t get through all of it.

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/[deleted] 📅︎︎ Oct 10 2017 🗫︎ replies

Did you at least get through the part where "daughter" got her lesson?

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/dudleydidwrong 📅︎︎ Oct 10 2017 🗫︎ replies

I should have stuck with drunk karaoke night. They hand out degrees for this in liberal arts?

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/MechReclined 📅︎︎ Oct 10 2017 🗫︎ replies
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now it's your turn put the kids to bed so if you need me I'll be out dancing okay all right kids come on let's get to bed tell us a bedtime story yeah please who's their prayers okay come on don't tell your mother all right I've got a great story so a long long time ago in a land far away there was this family okay with a crazy dad an overbearing mom and four sons we'll call the first lemond he was the rugged and handsome one then there was love well he was the clever one then Neffe she was the ugly one forget the last one's name doesn't really matter no no never pay attention to himself look at the happy daughter oh great question yes they did have daughters but they never named them they just called them sisters and daughters which is an important lesson for you to learn anyway daddy was kind of a hit me oh I knew it you know see visions who would read these messages on this metal ball you try and get his sons to eat this fruit yeah and what do we always say no to kids basically anyways and then there was you know Nephi guy and he was all like whoa my name is Debbie I'm exceedingly large in stature you know when in reality no okay he's that same height as all of us long story short he eats this fruit okay and then starts doing some crazy stuff all right like you kill the guy they killed a guy yep it was kind of psycho bad everybody knows it's better for one man to pass on the whole nation and daughter then he was all like you know I'm gonna build a boat all by myself did he well technically dad that's not the point the point is that he would use weird phrases like tile up into a dish that's scary what does that mean and it came to pass that no one knows that everybody knows that's just performed Egyptian all right you were drugging me of a wall Samuel okay well I mean this kind of sad this you know crazy dad and Neffe took their family through this scary wilderness and then across the sea took him through this new land they only had seeds alright and then Neffe you know took everything is sword in this book already became a dictator and then you know to this day and given the chance the new bikes will try and get you to eat this fruit convert you to their ways right and then they won't kill you and harvest your organs for a special ceremony they call break the fast you just read that on the Internet Waymon the kids were supposed to be in bed hours ago are you telling that scary story again God sorry wife [Music]
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Views: 9,867
Rating: 4.8933334 out of 5
Keywords: divine, comedy, byu, laman, lemuel, nephi, samuel, mormon, lamanite, bedtime, stories, sketch
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Length: 4min 12sec (252 seconds)
Published: Mon Oct 09 2017
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