Ladies, Sometimes You Have To Call A Man's Bluff

(upbeat R&B music) - It's very simple. When I tell women how to do this, they say, well suppose this. You can suppose yourself to death. You have every right to know where your life is goin'. Your life is not placed in the hands of no man that ain't committed to you. This ain't your husband. (audience claps) He's not your husband. Marjorie belongs to me. She mine, but guess what? I belong to her. I'm hers. Somebody heard me say that and said, "You can't talk to your wife like she a piece of property." What the (beep) are you talkin' about? She mine. What the (beep)? She mine, but guess what? I'm hers. She belong to me. Now I don't know how you callin' that piece of property. You can call whatever you want. She mine. I tell you what, mess with her and see what happens? (audience laughs) Ima show you how much she mean to me. So until you get that commitment from a dude, you don't have to, but you got to call they bluff. It's real simple. Get yo dog. Pack up and go. (audience laughs) Watch what he do. Stop lettin' him talk you back 'cause every time he talk you back, he go right back to that same ole same ole. Don't he? Don't he? And your intuition is tellin' you the right thing, and what I try to tell women is Judge Toler came on my show and said somethin' really profound. She said her grandmother tole her, "Don't let a man have to tell you twice he don't want you." (audience claps) Don't let him have to tell you (bleep) twice now. You're an attractive girl. He done already said he want a break. Give his punk ass a break. (audience laughs and claps) Just (bleep) block his number. Call him. The dude right there. The dude tryin' to tell you. What relation are y'all? (audience laughs) Well let me tell you something. He tellin' you right. Call his bluff. You have to see where you stand, but every time he calls you and blow your phone up, you go right back. So now he know that you can tolerate his little (bleep) for cycles, so he go through the (bleep) cycle. Pick you up at your grandmama's house. Pick me up down at the corner. (bleep) What? (audience laughs) Nah, man y'all got to stop. Can I ask? How old are you? 20? (audience groans) Oh yeah, you ain't got to do this (bleep). For what? (audience claps) Can't let this boy do this (bleep) to you. You're too valuable. I keep tellin' y'all. Ladies, listen to me, y'all the prize. You keep makin' these dudes think they the prize. You're the prize. We ain't no prize. We just a (bleep) dude. (audience claps and cheers) Man. (audience claps and cheer) (upbeat R&B music)

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Length: 3min 33sec (213 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 27 2019