KLUH Transcends Space Time! | Baldur's Gate 3 Coop Funny Moments!

previously on fourman balers Gate 3 me and the boys traveled around the world of fyon and along the way we found some nulles attacking some thieves after stealing from the thieves themselves we decided to head down into a well in the blighted village and that led us to the face spiders after a long hard battle with some of the initial creatures we decided to take a rest for the night and who decided to join us on our journey is that claw find out the thrilling conclusion to this session right [Music] now okay I'm sorry to disappoint this isn't actually CLA but I would like to say that the spirit of CLA basically permeated the rest of the session you see sjun bought the deluxe edition of this game which basically allowed him to cast disguise self at will with the mask of the shape shifter and when he cast himself into a male half workk you get a claw look alike and the reason I say that he basically is here with us is that we proceeded to make CLA jokes for basically the rest of the session hence the spirit of CLA lives on even when he's not truly here so enjoy this thrilling conclusion it's truly something I got to say it's claw it's claw oh my God CLW oh my God He Walks Like claw too all right where are goblins to throw this is a good claw impression I love it thank you why is wait this is very much like claw now who said claw canot travel between Dimensions but I am everywhere I am omnipotent I am everywhere no one they said CL wasn't part of this timeline I no longer take to the flute I take is no longer bound by SpaceTime continuing God damn it all right can we go kill some spiders or die please I'm waiting [Music] bro all right team what do we do all right I'm GNA go aggro him I don't know the best way to approach this I'm going to be honest wait let's surprise them let me shoot the big let me shoot the big one first oh it's too far oh [ __ ] it's too far yeah wait wait till it's on the spider web and then break the spider web he's On's on okay oh okay cool that's a lot of damage and nothing happen yeah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] angry oh oh [ __ ] oh I didn't get a chance oh my God no no no that's not good I need a shatter or something please throw the FL I have FL in me no I don't think adding another monster into this is a good idea I'm just going to be completely honest not the flask I mean the the [ __ ] bomb what bomb I don't have a bomb wait send the smoke prder barrel down Al fire no no no no MD definitely has a smoke prder Barrel I gave you I gave you one for sure oh [ __ ] get in there champ oh [ __ ] what all rightn that I don't have like somebody's got a lighted on oh I got you wait check this out watch this cool stunt IGN oh [ __ ] that's right baby I can ignes that's right don't you know who I am I'm in I'm in webbed oh [ __ ] oh wait don't yes thank god oh I'm the best wait did you break the other Bridge IO I I was breaking I I threw an alchemist fire over here apparently that broke the bridge yo break the web umak I don't have an action cuz I threw the thing I'll in true CLA fashion yeah God damn it what is going on up here uhoh heed oh you can't miss those wait break the web yeah break the web easy how the [ __ ] did we even get how I don't even think I could get CLA in a recording today how did this happen oh [ __ ] it didn't work don't worry I have a bonus action space and time heyit winning end your turn or move turn oh please please calm down break the web wait sow break dude oh wait I got you wait check this cool watch this cool stunt watch burn in hell you sons of [Music] [ __ ] oh oh my God so much damage I did [Music] it ignes oh [ __ ] that was kind of cool hey you should top deck them when you have another turn I don't have top deck I'm a different class wait you're a monk now yeah yeah that's a monke avatar monke wow that's uh that's like character progression or something that's crazy I've decided I've had enough what does that mean bro guys you had enough oh my God what the what the [ __ ] I've decided I've had enough yeah Monk Is Hy bro did you just use close you just use close combat from Pokemon like you did bro I'm going to die but I I killed the other oh you know the you know strength of CLW unfortunately that was like just just that was just like claw that was a very claw move I got to claw doesn't know El dr's blast wait a second oh my God we can't just yell CL a thunder wave as a bonus action that was crazy okay well it's not going down I'll tell you that right now dude guys well we're both poison what do you want us to do nothing it's fine you tried your best no don't do that crazy boys yo don't do that yeah do that no do that oh no that's okay these are little [ __ ] what what are they going to do I mean I can handle that hold on wait I can handle that uh wait check this out no wait I don't have enough damage well maybe I do yo watch this drive no okay watch this drive ready okay you handled it cool um I should be able to dri bro claw will not pay taxes CL will not pay taxes don't don't listen listen wait that didn't sound like claw your breath is hogwash I'm you're how what it's fine just leave me I do I have an action still I do okay I don't I can't move for now no I can't actually I'm just going to I'm I'm just ending my turn wait no no no no I what what happened oh wait no okay well all right well um I didn't mean to do that that was complete accident okay you know what it's all going to [ __ ] I'm just going to walk over here I really don't don't mock me I didn't mean it oh [ __ ] please don't okay well oh oh shot at me too all right you [ __ ] you [ __ ] wait someone stand next to it me me me quickly now I still have disadvantage I'm poisoned it didn't change anything every everyone attack it Reckless abandoned I knock him from I missed flourish I missed again [ __ ] okay I missed even though it's prone this is not good B I'm going too far I don't want to die oh my god oh it's resistant to our damages the baby Y is not good don't worry I'm eating bite the please it's my turn um wow well that actually worked really well okay kill it you guys got it or oh goodbye when did you get repulsive blast we did it oh boy no only one of them is oh only two of them you lied to me all three are definitely coming over it's a bonus I didn't even think they could do this uh you guys got this right idiot I'm just going to start heading down you guys got this all right uh San come down here and quick save all right Chief okay CLA I need you CLA I need you to uh take us to the underd dark I need you to jump down this hole I'm jumping no no no no no no no no let let San do it I want to see though oh wait why can't I see it there we go no no claw what happened if I jump now what happened if I jumped now it do I see his dead body when I just left I don't think so no the ax dude why did you think you would live I lived oh I died God D oh my God it's our body you should stand on that web again that's really crazy that's why I didn't say I was stuck in the webit I knew that's really wild that's really wild you should come hey look some dancing lights you should come check that out yo that's crazy you should come check out the what's what's over here what's this right here that's really wild that's I don't know what is that bro what no no no you son of a [ __ ] all right do we have to go like save them or no we just reload we're reloading yeah so after we defeated the queen face spider we decided to Head West of the bladed Village towards the swamp and when you initially get there you run into these three and what it seems like is going on is these two dudes are assaulting this poor old woman let's take a listen that's For the Love of All That is Holy I've never clapped eyes on your poor sister drop the ACT hag thank goodness you're here sweetie I I don't know what's come over these boys so your initial thought is probably help the old woman these two dudes are assaulting her what are you doing why aren't you helping her well me being the DM with the advanced knowledge I have of the world I am not one to trust a random old woman in a swamp because she is most likely a hag to basically sum up hags hags are creatures of Pure Evil this specific type of hag is called a green hag they typically reside in forest or swamps I.E the swamp we're in they rely on manipulation and trickery to basically get what they want they're known for stealing infants to reproduce and make more hags and a number of other terrible things so what happens when you find her out this you li you were supposed to rush to my defense love fat lot of good you are some advice you ever darken my door you'd best have that head bowed and an apology at the ready okay well bye-bye now and then she turned her head and she's gone she just disappeared so now talking to these two they've told me that their sister Marina has been taken by Auntie Ethel and us being the Good Samaritans that we are we decided to go help find Marina and so we ventured deeper into the swamp chill RS up your spine you being watched you should be able to pass this right what happen if I don't pass it know we're just stuck in the [ __ ] we're stuck in the the fake version I guess I don't know sure I'll try it yeah do it [ __ ] it the place has a quiet sense of that's really cool all right where are we going we're going to go to the Rogers Place actually I haven't done this cuz I didn't really find Roger's [ __ ] last time who's Roger no way one wait we should really San where are you we need you I accidentally got into the fight I got spotted are you actually in the fight all yeah we are wait Maddy come back help oh you're here what no you're here sorry Here Comes claw of baleron let me know when to pull the trigger I mean you can pull a trick whatever go I'm in the fight already you hidden oh fantastic wood w deep Ro time B don't throw up on me okay oh no they're just going to ignore you I guess that makes sense oh [ __ ] I forgot about this oh my bonus my bonus action punch is I got itet must be a humanoid going through your spell list damnant what you call did you call those are some big words for CLA I'm starting to think you're not actually CLA [Laughter] uhoh uhoh dude that mud method time to ancient go wa away oh isn't that awesome they're healing themselves dumb oh he's beating my ass he literally yeah dude your guidance guidance he actually slapped the [ __ ] out of your ass that's crazy I know well oh my go stop nice good job where is he going I don't know oh here we go I set fire to the Flames I you're standing next to that guy eight really oh I passed my Hiding check that's huge uhoh I was hidden how did you see me oh no I'm entangled don't you do it why did you do it well it's not that bad this guy just doesn't learn ow okay well let's see if I can knock hey team help guys got high defense man please don't okay thought was going to be on me guys I'm out of Steven you got to play the game well bu my first save all good we have to okay oh knocking prom I'm the best yes like the shrimp thank you I'm just going to chill oh he's going oh he goes for it oh my God he's he's he's doing something yo he's not immune to poison damage bro you could stab him stab the one on the ground no oh too bad too late we missed those no don't throw up on us oh taking I'm going to don't worry guys I'm good oh I live those all right I'll kill the one next to us I got it dude I have okay now I'm definitely going to be the one killing it okay now I'm definitely not going to be the one I'm not going to hit this though hit it hit taking a guys oh my God wait we're not out of combat don't leave what I hit but the game lets me hit 2 20% but doesn't let the sneak attack or anything else hit yeah one more no he's assassinated I'm getting bitched by the wait what what okay sure no please please please please oh yeah that's okay do that oh he's no wow okay 27 damage in one hit wait wait wait I can kill them I can kill him I think I should be able to well okay do throw your thing what the hey there that's gone uh he's pass his first that's save that's a good start oh I'm entangled nice nice good job satun end your turn I didn't mean it that was pretty good don't die all right well what did I just say man what did I just [ __ ] say claw nut mad all right this is going well um you see I don't have that many attacks you know uh the method will explode when dead yeah that's true CL not CLA [ __ ] MD will be fine oh wait that's a [ __ ] not close the dying one okay guys I'm down I say we need to kill the wood Lo first yeah I'm on it cuz it's R regeneration you [ __ ] kidding me I'm I'm [ __ ] beasting these checks though yeah beat on my ax oh my God all right would it be better if I just hit you no well that that'll work all right well no I'm dead you'll be all right you'll be all right you'll be right oh no oh no doesn't win these no you'll be fine see I know these things about you you no wait Steven [ __ ] get out of for I'm tangled get out of form and help them stepen help me please I don't have a reviv oh my God Sten are you [ __ ] kidding me bro Sten I was getting out of my f oh my how do you keep doing this you killed the Goblin and now this what do you me I kill the goblin the first time we played this campaign who has a who has a scroll someone's got a scroll I sent it to [Music] you we actually have to go like by Scrolls I can't [ __ ] believe this I cannot [ __ ] believe that I cannot believe I just witnessed all that we got to go actually buy some Scrolls cuz we only have one [Laughter] scroll oh no I'm friends I'm trying to give him epilepsy oh she I love when Gail cast stuff like that he's like shees he's like wait wait wait shees all right I cannot believe you just sat there and watched Ste I should [ __ ] stab him for that I'm going to be honest but I'm not going to uh yeah I guess I'll just TP there I don't feel like walking over there chill oh I get to try this now do like you're being watched uh let's see if I can look give me guidance hello wait what give me guidance every one in five Americans cannot make out a hag Slayer well I'm about to be the why are you giving me guidance can you give me fenick the girl with the red hair guidance please you have guidance no I don't I I I literally gave you guidance okay well 18 that was close all right well anyway the place has a seems good to me oh guys I'm dying that's odd yes 23 rounds of you need to like how did you get that what did you eat did you click on did you click on one of the plants did what the Don't touch don't touch anything this is karma honestly if you think about it oh you can like actually die from this if you don't pass the check that's yeah that's tough buddy it takes like 25 years for that check by the way we should put him to sleep and then this is an interesting plan they get out of the something he have like lesser restoration does he or something no he do not how about this that's not how it works I don't think that'll save you but uh unless like your charisma's higher in like this form like this does nothing all right well it's a Charisma Check Yes it's a Charis check Hey Stephen you should drink from this well sure no don't now I can't actually so what happen will if you drink it uh you get temp Health yeah I mean like what is there consequences afterwards of course not there's never consequences to your re there's a thing you had to learn Sten I know you'll have to learn that eventually so what do we want do we want to just talk to her like what are we doing oh I think we're waiting to see if stepen passes this check or not okay [ __ ] all right cool this is uh ah Sten go Respec and just get lesser restoration or something should we just long rest again oh my no me is going to die that's true um oh my [ __ ] well uh I wish I wish I wish we could like have character interactions like play Rock Paper Scissors or something right now like we're just how's your guys's day uh animal friendship on CLA one eternity later no I just realized I do have lesser restoration man that's so cool that's crazy that I told you to just use it that's so cool how we waited this whole time for you to figure that out that's awesome love it let's let's [ __ ] just go do the thing you know what I let's just fight her for real I don't even care guys I don't have HP and I you should have punched yourself oh wait now you get to try and do it being watched oh boy oh he did it everything is [ __ ] he's the best who after three attempts we finally figure out it's all [ __ ] wonderful eyes of the wild y eyes of the wild there are literally just two clo around here so after traveling around for a very long time making mistakes that no one should be making to be completely honest with you we finally found Ethel's house now all four of us have already played this game before this is not our first playthrough so what typically happens is you go into the house you confront Ethel you can take a deal if you're a piece of [ __ ] or you ouster as a hag and when you do this what typically happens is she teleports her and Marina deep into her dungeon and you have to go down there and fight and save marina now us having the prior knowledge that we have we came up with a fairly devious plan of just trying to Nuke her before she ran away it turns out if you have enough oil barrels and smoke powder barrels you can make a pretty big boom and so we tried [Music] that um who who wants to talk to her while people set up bombs do you want to kill her in here I guess we could huh I I I can talk to her uh someone take the this oil barrel here give it to me and this oil barrel oh [ __ ] okay hold on all right I need you to get in there champ okay yeah that we want dun to talk right you could talk and then we all right we're just going to try and do this fast right that's the plan try and killer here yeah yeah all right great okay you're in the dialogue Di and we're like hey anti that's really odd that's really odd how like I'm putting a barrel next to anti e there's there's a uh oh man anti eel what's happening it's so odd how this all this stuff is That's So that's so odd that's so funny did Noto thing that's so isina here she is here that's so let me know when you guys are ready um yeah the nukes are set in place the nukes are are set up do we have a smoke powder thing to throw do we have like a little pouch to throw I have I have powder smoke powders yeah let's use that does somebody have you have the smoke powder he has a smoke powder bomb no no no he has a bomb on for theil Barrel here I'll throw the bomb I took it from you I'm going to throw it okay all right I would like a quick save before I [ __ ] n at this [ __ ] do we want to let her like reveal herself first um sure I can cat a moonin on her right now well just blow her up all right 3 two 1 the way I go I don't think it worked guys we do need to get out the first time to go okay well um I need someone to light the fire like right now like re push from the fire I need like all reload reload reload no no no this is got push from the for a purple thing oh man yeah I was going to say let like sjun finish the dialogue so she like transforms first and then sure I'm [Applause] down all right let's uh get back to the the meat and potatoes that the situation shall we actually wait I can light the oil if someone wants to throw the smoke powder bomb I'm just waiting wa for her to reveal patiently there we go light that okay so about lighting the fire I uh I wasn't ready what's going on I need I need you to end your turn or light the fire yep do it I can't light the fire do it y all right that was pretty cool um I think we have to have it like explode like with the fire actually do that didn't do damage yeah all right reload I don't I don't think I don't think it's going to do as much as just a bunch of smoke powder barrels are going to do guys yeah it's not a bomb like the fire isn't going to do much I'm just going to reload one more time and then if it doesn't work yeah if it fell we just we just do it the normal way are you guys throwing the oil barrel or is it you just placing around already placing it down next to her all right listen I got a I have an arrow of fire so as soon as you throw your thing you want me to throw it now yeah start rip yeah you li in map first and then after like when when she can you can go into hiding here like where I am and she like won't Agro instantly you like react you can react to her turning into the and shoot it that's a friendly looking Shadow okay so I can react oh she's turning bong oh that was a lot better okay yep all right I was going to say uh I don't know where Marina is did she send Marina home she s Marina away yeah let's go we so back boys well that go down baby all all right Marina someone want to go be Marina yeah I got it the cage hey there how you doing seems like I saved we saved you you're welcome you want to talk about it or I'm so stupid how could I have trusted her yeah that's true I almost gave that monster my child this is a different reaction than I got when I saved you for real uh less crying more gold please more gold why the hell would you even consider that that's what she wanted my baby thank Gods I was going to do it all right I'm pushing her off to C no not yet she was going to bring him back bring con her back to H yes I remember you here this socket is worth some Co oh thanks not much you got anything else is this or the cloth off my back and I'm not walking out of here starers you want it or not all right yeah I'll take your funny locket sure Arena's lock it why did I take this this doesn't even do anything it actually does you just don't know that okay well you did you guys loot this already what happened yeah I gave you the uh bitter divorce one oh [ __ ] the red caps are still alive though I'm going to stop walking right now oh you gave it to me oh okay well I have to do it upstairs should I give her the oneand yeah let's give her the oneand fu it what the [ __ ] she is she not going to be here what's going on um I think she went home no did she just go straight home I I don't oh nope she's here okay that's been you're coming here you can have this wand what go ahead resurrect your your husband you feel a surge of power from the wand all right sure let's bring him back why not what what's happening why is he still dead oh this is what you wanted you feel something pull at you the creature yearns for a master yeah I don't want to carry Conor around all the time what have you done to him what have I done to him he was dead already everything can be simple can it but this isn't what she promised I wanted him back back the way he was not this this is your husband do you want him or not Conor wife recently divorced me I don't even know who in I want to quick save if he is I'll find him all right here's the here's the one there you go but we'll need more than look the fck bloody Miracle more like it I'll find a wi or something maybe someone in Boulder's Gate can help us Conor always said you can find anything we're having deep conversation here why and thank you I guess sure no problemed wife all right well they're super happy what am I seeing over here what the [ __ ] what um um H okay [Music] a

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Published: Tue Oct 10 2023