ELSIE FISHER AND MUSIC FROM DENNIS LLOYD IS ON THE WAY AS WELL AS MANDY MOORE. HOUSE KEEPING TO, DO THOSE WHO WORK IN AN OFFICE MIGHT BE ABLE TO RELATE BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU CAN. WE HAVE A WRITER, NAME'S GARY, WE LOVE GARY BUT GARY HAS A PROBLEM. AS A RESULT WE HAVE A PROBLEM. THE PROBLEM IS HIS OFFICE IS A MESS. WHEN I SAY IT'S A MESS, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. YOU WILL HAVE AN IDEA SOON. GARY COLLECTS CRAP. HE BUYS ALL MANNER OF NONSENSE ON EBAY. STUFF THAT HE THINKS IS FUNNY. HIS WIFE WON'T LET HIM BRING IT HOME ANYMORE. SO HE KEEPS IT HERE. SO WE GET STUCK WITH IT. I DECIDED THAT ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH. IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR, I DON'T KNOW, LIKE 12 YEARS. SO I DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO SURPRISE GARY AND MAYBE TO GET HIM SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP. >> JIMMY REACHED OUT TO ME, HE SAID ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES WAS HAVING A HARD TIME LETTING GO OF STUFF, HE ASKED ME TO COME BY AND OFFER SOME HELP. >> Jimmy: I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN A LOT OF HOUSES, HAVE YOU BEEN IN SOMEBODY'S OFFICE BEFORE? >> WE'VE NEVER SUCCESSFULLY CLEANED A HOARDED OFFICE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT GARY'S HOUSE, THIS IS MY HOUSE. >> LET'S CLEAN YOUR HOUSE. >> Jimmy: OKAY. LET'S GO CLEAN MY HOUSE. HE'S NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS AT ALL. >> THEY NEVER DO. >> Jimmy: OKAY. GARY? >> HEY. >> Jimmy: HEY. >> HI. >> Jimmy: I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY. TELL GARY WHERE YOU'RE FROM. >> I'M MATT PANGSTON, I'M FROM THE TV SHOW "HOARDERS." >> OH, NO. >> I'VE BEEN ASKED TO COME CLEAN -- >> I'M NOT A HOARDER! >> Jimmy: IS THAT WHAT THEY USUALLY SAY? >> YEAH. THE ANSWER IS, IF I'M IN YOUR OFFICE YOU'RE A HOARDER. >> A HOARDER COLLECTS THINGS THAT ARE NOT VALUABLE OR JUST COLLECTS COME PULSIBLE. EVERYTHING I COLLECT HAS LIKE SENTIMENTAL VALUE -- >> Jimmy: ARE YOU TELLING THE HOST OF "HOARDERS" THE DEFINITION OF HOARDING? >> I WROTE A TEXTBOOK ON HOARDING. >> WHEN JIMMY SAID HE WAS FROM "HOARDERS," I'M LIKE [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: EIGHT YEARS AGO GARY ASKED TO HAVE A COUCH IN HIS OFFICE SO HE COULD HAVE MEETINGS AND HE IMMEDIATELY COVERED THE COUCH WITH ALL THIS JUNK. IF HE HAS A MEETING IN HERE PEOPLE HAVE TO SIT ON A GIANT DUCK OR -- I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S A LADDER -- >> DO PEOPLE SIT ON THE DUCK? >> NO, SOMETIMES PEOPLE SIT IN THE DUCK. HUNTERS WOULD DRAG THIS OUT INTO THE FIELD, GET INSIDE OF IT, AND A MAKE A DUCK CALL THROUGH THESE LITTLE HOLES. >> I ALWAYS SAY THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S GOING TO SURPRISE ME WHEN I ENTER A HOME. I IMMEDIATELY SAW A FIVE-FOOT DUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF A TEN-FOOT OFFICE. >> SO I GO QUACK QUACK QUACK! THEN A DUCK COMES IN HERE LIKE -- >> BOOM. >> BOOM! >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> WHAT ARE YOU HUNTING HERE AT THE OFFICE? >> I'M NOT BUT I HAD TO HAVE OF IT. I DO NOT HAVE A HOARDING PROBLEM. I KNOW THERE ARE HOARDERS. I'VE SEEN WHAT A HOARDER IS. I I'VE SEEN THEY HAVE MAGAZINES, THEY HAVE CRAP, THEY HAVE NEWSPAPERS, THEIR HOUSE HAS LIKE RATS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. THAT IS NOT ME. I HAVE GOOD, FUNNY, WEIRD ITEMS THAT YOU CANNOT FIND ANYPLACE. THAT IS NOT HOARDING, THAT IS COLLECTING. >> Jimmy: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE PICTURES OF ALL THIS CRAP YOU HAVE, THEN YOU CAN HAVE THE PICTURES AND WE CAN GET RID OF ALL THIS STUFF. YOU CAN LOOK AT IT. REMEMBER THAT GIANT STUFFED RABBI I HAD FOR NO REASON ON THE COUCH. >> I HAVE ANOTHER AT HOME BELIEVE IT OR NOT. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE ANOTHER GIANT RABBI AT HOME? >> I DO. >> Jimmy: IT BETTER BE YOUR UNCLE. >> I COULD CLEAR OUT MOST OF THIS SPACE. >> BY CLEARING OUT YOU'RE NOT -- >> Jimmy: THROWING AWAY. >> NO. >> SOME THINGS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GO -- HOW ABOUT DONATE? >> Jimmy: CHARITY. >> OKAY, OKAY -- OKAY -- >> LET'S FILL THE DUCK. THAT'S MY GOAL. WE FILL THE DUCK, WE LEAVE. >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. >> THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. >> LET'S FILL THE DUCK. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. >> FILL THE DUCK! >> THE DADDY SADDLE? >> Jimmy: HOW OLD'S YOUR DAUGHTER? >> SHE'S 18. >> IS YOUR DAUGHTER RIDING YOU? >> NO, NEVER, NEVER. >> NEVER GOING TO GET ON THE DADDY SADDLE. >> Jimmy: THIS WOULD BE A GOOD THING. WHAT THIS IS THING RIGHT HERE? >> OH NO, THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS GREAT. >> WHAT IS IT? >> IT'S A TIE PRESS. >> Jimmy: HOW OFF THE DON YOU WEAR A TIE HERE TO WORK? >> NO -- I DON'T. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T, LOOK IT, YOU GO LIKE THIS, WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED, COUNT TO THREE. >> Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE. >> YOU DON'T NEED IT. >> NO, I LOVE THAT. >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T NEED THIS. >> THAT'S EXPENSIVE! OKAY, THIS DOLL IS AMAZING. BECAUSE IT'S GOT THREE FACES. HAPPY, SLEEPY, AND DRUNK. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO -- NO! NO, NO! >> WE'VE GOT A COUPLE FEET -- >> I USED TO SELL SHOES. >> SO DID I. >> Jimmy: GUESS WHAT, I DON'T HAVE A BRANIC DEVICE, YOU DON'T NEED THAT. >> SAYS YOU, I'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE UP THERE. >> Jimmy: TWO BRANIC DEVICES. >> REMEMBER WHEN AIRPLANES USED TO HAVE PHONES? THIS IS AN AIRPLANE PHONE. NO! >> THERE'S HUNDREDS OF THEM. >> NO, THEY'RE NOT, I CHECKED ON EBAY TWO WEEKS AGO, THERE'S NONE. >> Jimmy: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR MORE OF THOSE? >> BECAUSE -- I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. >> WHAT IS THIS? >> THIS IS A BOOK CALLED "THE MYSTERY OF THE MIDGET CLOWN." >> I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS. I WANT THIS ONE. ♪ >> WHAT IS THIS? >> OKAY, IF YOU'RE IN THE BACK SEAT OF A CAR WITH YOUR BROTHER OR SISTER, IT'S A DIVIDER SO YOU WON'T BEAT EACH OTHER UP. AND YOU -- >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS. YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CHILD. >> JIMMY, THIS GUY REALLY -- NO. >> ALTHOUGH HUMOR IS HOW HE MAKES A LIVING, IT'S A LITTLE OUT THERE. >> THIS IS MY SUBMARINE SURVIVAL SUIT. IF YOU GET TRAPPED IN A SUBMARINE -- NO, NO, THIS IS GOOD, NO, THIS IS REALLY GOOD -- >> Jimmy: IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU PULL OUT AND EVERYBODY GOES LIKE, OH. RIGHT? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YEAH. ALL RIGHT. THROW IT IN THE THING. >> I THINK IT'S FULL. >> Jimmy: NO, IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FULL. >> OKAY. WELL, HERE'S SOME RECORDS FOR YOU. DON PAULON, "WHITE GUY SINGS SONGS OF MINORITIES." >> COME ON. >> "CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE SECOND MIND." >> THAT'S GOOD. >> Jimmy: WHAT ELSE? >> "VIVA LES CREPES." >> Jimmy: ANYBODY CAN BE COOL BUT AWESOME NEEDS PRACTICE. >> A COMPLETE ILLUSTRATED CATALOG OF ANTIQUE BARBED WIRE. WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THIS IS? >> THIS IS WHY I DO IT. >> Jimmy: COLLECTIBLE SPOONS OF THE THIRD REICH. >> THAT'S WHY I DO IT! IS THAT TIE PRESS A HOARDING THING? IS THAT DOLL THAT HAS THREE DIFFERENT FACES A HOARDING THING? NO. THEY'RE ALL UNIQUE THINGS. THEY'RE FUN THINGS. PEOPLE LOVE THEM. THEY MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. SO I'M NOT A HOARDER. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE I'M A HOARDER. MY WIFE THINKS I'M A HOARDER. >> ALMOST FULL. >> Jimmy: IT'S ALMOST FULL. >> IT'S ALMOST FULL. >> I WOULD SAY HE CAN PICK ONE ITEM, NOT THE DUCK, ONE ITEM OUT. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? >> NOT THE RABBI, NOT THE DUCK. YOU CAN PICK ONE ITEM OUT OF THERE TO BRING BACK BECAUSE HE DID SUCH A GOOD JOB. >> I DID REALLY GOOD. >> Jimmy: OKAY, YOU'RE THE EXPERT. GO AHEAD. WHICH ITEM DO YOU WANT TO KEEP? >> I THINK I'M GOING TO KEEP MY SUIT. >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY? >> BECAUSE IT STILL WORKS. I CAN'T TAKE THE DUCK? >> NO, YOU CAN'T TAKE THE DUCK. ♪ >> MY CLCTOLLECTION IS MEANT TO BRING JOY TO OTHER PEOPLE. NOW MY OFFICE JUST LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE'S OFFICE. IS THAT WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO? CREATE LIKE A DRONE FACTORY OF EVERYBODY LOOKING EXACTLY THE SAME? CAN'T THERE BE ANY DIVERSITY IN TERMS OF THE [ BLEEP ] YOU HAVE IN YOUR OFFICE? YOU KNOW, THERE IS A SILVER LINING IF I THOUGHT ABOUT IT. EVEN THOUGH I'M LOSING THIS STUFF, AT LEAST IT'S GETTING ON TV AND THE WORLD GETS TO SEE IT ONE LAST TIME. AND THOUGH I MAY HAVE LOST MY SPIRIT, I DIDN'T LOSE MY SECOND BRANIC DEVICE. THIS THING'S A CLASSIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CHECK OUT THAT ACTION. >> Jimmy: WELL, THANKS TO MATT FROM "HOARDERS." OH MY GOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I'VE STILL GOT IT, JIMMY! >> Jimmy: GARY GREENBERG, EVERYONE. TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, WE HAVE
