THIS GUY'S NAME IS EL-SOMETHING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT, GUILLERMO TURNS HOW OLD WILL YOU TURN? >> 46. >> 46 YEARS OLD. [ APPLAUSE ] SCIENTIST BRED A HUMAN WITH A FURBY AND GUILLERMO WAS BORN. WE LOVE GUILLERMO. HE'S VERY POPULAR AROUND THE OFFICE. WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL TO COMMEMORATE HIS BIRTH. HE ASKED CO-WORKERS TO SHARE A GUILLERMO MEMORY. THIS IS OUR GIFT TO YOU. >> GUILLERMO ASKED ME IF HE COULD EXERCISE WITH ME BEFORE WORK ONE DAY. I TOLD HIM TO MEET ME AT THE GYM AT 7:00 A.M., WE WERE GOING TO SWIM LAPS. IT BECAME APPARENT THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM AND DID THIS ALL THE WAY DOWN ONE SIDE OF THE POOL. HE WAS BREATHING HEAVILY AND SAID THAT'S TOO MUCH. LET'S GO SIT IN THE HOT TUB AND EAT BACON, SO WE DID. >> BACK WHEN GUILLERMO WAS STILL A PARKING LOT ATTENDANT, HE WOULD GET CHILLY DURING THE WINTER, AND WE USED TO KEEP SPICED TEQUILA IN OUR ROOM, AND KNOWING THAT, HE WOULD PAY US A VISIT TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK, AND WE'D HEAR A MEEK KNOCK AND IT WAS GUILLERMO, AND HE WAS LIKE, HEY, GUYS, IT'S COLD, DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING? WE WOULD ALWAYS INDULGE HIM. >> I WENT TO COVER THE "FAST & FURIOUS" AND HE CAME, BUT COULDN'T GO TO THE AFTERPARTY BECAUSE HE BROUGHT HIS WIFE. >> EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, I GET A VOICE MAIL FROM GUILLERMO LIKE THIS. >> I'M CALLING BECAUSE, LAURA, YOU JUST WON A TRIP TO CLEVELAND FOR THE HOLIDAY. >> I'M NOT FROM CLEVELAND. >> EVERY DAY WE HEAR WARDROBE CLEAN OUT GUILLERMO'S POCKETS. AND AT THE END OF THE WEEK, THIS IS WHAT WE GET. GUILLERMO, IF YOU WANT THIS HALF PIECE OF GUM, COME GET IT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> AFTER WE WERE DOING A SHOOT IN NEW YORK, WE WENT TO THIS BAR AND GUILLERMO SAID THAT HE WOULD BUY EVERYBODY THESE PINEAPPLE SHOTS. >> PINEAPPLE POUND CAKE SHOTS. >> SO GUILLERMO STARTS ORDERING THEM FOR EVERYBODY. >> I MEAN EVERYBODY, AT THE ENTIRE BAR. >> EVERYBODY IN THE BAR. >> ON ME, ON ME, ENJOY! >> AND THEN AT THE END OF THE NIGHT WHEN THE CHECK CAME, GUILLERMO WAS GONE AND WE WERE STUCK WITH A $600 TAB. >> GREAT. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> SO I TEXTED GUILLERMO ONCE TELLING HIM THAT WE WANTED TO SHOOT A VIDEO WITH HIM AND FLAVA FLAV, AND HIS TEXT RESPONSE TO ME WAS, [ BLEEP ], I THOUGHT HE DIE LAST YEAR. >> GUILLERMO JUST LEARNED MY NAME. I'VE WORKED HERE FOR EIGHT YEARS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY -- FROM GREG! >> WE WERE IN MEXICO, INTERVIEWING THE FATTEST MAN IN THE WORLD, AND GUILLERMO BUYS A CHIHUAHUA IN MEXICO, AND ILLEGALLY SMUGGLES IT INTO THE UNITED STATES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO. [ SPEAKING SPANISH ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
