have you seen the video letter I sent you? I've seen it! Not sure about the other person though I'm still waiting for that reply What??? Then.. what's your break up story? *performing starts*
Ms. Jee I told you to get the medical chart ready before the patient arrives haha how did you get here so early Let me hand it over right now don't wait until the last minute Doc, loosen up b4 you check the medical chart Why? This patient's attractiveness is another level we cannot be defeated Skin care is the key to beauty gotta have glowing skin wow you're shining!! - Do I?
- Yes, you do! Come here let me help you on my elbow please oh Lord, are you a turtle or what HAHAHAHA yeap, that's what I am okay that will be it we can totally defeat that patient WHO IS IT BTW!? this patient was just transferred from a different hospital He's in stage 3 Nosiness, which is When he's got something to say, he's got to say it I know someone with the exact same disease Well, let him in Kim Hee-chul, come in! Hello Doctor, this is Hee-chul *cool performance*
can't believe you walked in here by yourself *oops* sit down please Name: Kim Hee-chul
Age: 40
Job:Singer <Stage 3 Nosy Disease>
Can't sleep at night because
he's got so much other things to care He's the exact patient that was in my mind Yes, hello professional mr. nosy Huh? Were you aware of this disease? You guys didn't even give me a script HAHAHAHA Whatever! You are sick! and you're going through Stage 3 No one even told me the concept of this video Am I sick? - Yes you are!
- Very sick Alright then, I'm sick Hey, I'm a Doc *GOING WITH THE FLOW*
Doc, I'm very sick! and she's a nurse here Hey, I'm sick Not sure about others, but I am very aware of this patient Please read his history out loud to me Name: Kim Hee-chul Born on 1983 July 10th currently 40 yrs old nickname: Superstar of the universe Condom Kim Excuse me? *nods* WHY ARE YOU HIGHLIGHTING THAT!! Best nickname I've heard so far He was a sub-vocalist & rapper in a boy band called 'Super Junior' Had this disease called 'Cute guy' at his debut, followed by another disease called 'copy-cat' and tried to copy 'Kim Jung-Min', 'Kim Jang-Hoon', 'Gungye', 'Lee Kyung Young' and 'Baek Jong-Won' and later started to tease everyone such as revealing other guest's ugly past,
and due to this has now become a cliffhanger And at first, he bragged about his connection with people and now it turned into a huge disease which he loves talking nosying about other people That's the end of this patient's history wow there are histories I've never heard of Do you now realize how serious this is? Yes and that's why I'm here Shall we start? Can we.. just.. not.. do this..? No, it's a must Am I your first patient? No, second *Nosiness begins*
Then the other patient who comes later
will be uploaded first? WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH that's not what I meant.. I'm sorry.. SHUSH! alright alright I will.. why do you care about other ppl so much? Am I? I know nothing about other people's privacy bullsh*t you love talking about other ppl Do I..? Spill me the hottest tea you've heard recently Well I've seen you giving out warm advice at a different program that's what I saw It really touched me You have such a warm heart and she's very cool such a warm heart.. so I met the one you were talking about and asked him if he's seen it as well and what did he say? 'Haven't seen it.. how can I?' oh, so he did watch it but I love this kind of heartwarming things cuz I know you're a warm person Not sure if you remember this cuz you were tipsy at that time but remember in <Life Bar> You mentioned <Knowing Bros> You asked me to invite you to <Knowing Bros> Do you remember saying that? You did!? Yeap Will you.. really.. *NOooo* I would love to, but they won't invite me For real? Cuz we're living in Korea Then why don't we invite him over? Are you insane? wow they talk about this all the time When people tend to forget, they always remind them 'Oh rightt, she was married before' yeah, when the producers asked me to be on this show I felt like I had to do everything you were in charge of and I'm here to confess my sins.. Yeap that's what I thought yeap.. I must be present *No idea on what to do with this patient* Oh, so this program is called <Flower Garden Asylum> yeah You know her nickname a dunderhead
(her head is filled with flowers) but she's the original Oh! you know when I first debuted, Super Junior and TVXQ were called SM's flower garden good for you hahahahaha wanna ask him any questions? no not really wow you are very insincere oh that's not true!! you are just waiting for this shooting to end, huh? no, I love this shooting! You know, we just met yesterday yeah No wonder I see no chemistry between you two I even read her line we're trying to work this out yeah it was awk for 'Tak Jae Hoon' and 'Shin KyuJin' at first *awkward*
oh, that's a relieve anyways - There are different types of stories when including other ppl
- That's correct and you especially love talking about others ugly past hmm, yes and why is that? I'm asking you as a therapist so.. this is what I think Every drama has a bad guy and a good guy and there's each character to every program, such as SNL I think of <Knowing Bros> as a one particular show so we all have different roles Kang Ho Dong is the one who gets beat at Lee Su Geun, the one attacking and there are all kinds of roles THEN TELL ME ABOUT 'HIS' ROLE there's no reason for him to be on that show if it wasn't me and Su Geun isn't that right I literally tell him everything or else he would come and say whatever or else the producers will edit him off! aww my heart's getting weak again NOOO DOC I should just tell him to do it tomorrow's shooting day, I'll take care of him so have you watched the video letter I filmed? well, I did! not sure about the other one though - I'm still waiting for his reply
- what?! if you're professional at being nosy, this one's easy to do I'm sure he was touched too You said lots of heartwarming things at <Life Bar> Did I? so everyone around me was very touched and we know that you're a warm person I know I'm being nosy, but if you ever get that chance,
try to handle it my way I'm still single... Are you married? of course I am! Do not flirt with her seriouslyyyyyy huh?? what's wrong? he's trying to flirt with meeee Did he?! That quick!? I took a glimpse at your medical chart, and you flirted with her!? I could tell from the way you looking at me woaahh, I didn't get to check the whole concept of this program *Lee Seok Hoon*
They haven't upload the first episode yet Don't like the way you look at meee - Did he really?!
- Careful! alright.. Aren't you into buff guys btw? Do I !?!? What happened here, Ms. Jee? Are you dating anyone..? No boyfriend He's in prison yo, I can't tell the difference between your joke and reality I'm glad I don't have that experience..yet Now there's a chemistry between us you gotta be careful with that nosiness Yes I will Anyways, what's your break up story? I mean.. things just happen... dang I told them to put soju in this bottle let's talk about your nickname, Condom Kim Is it really because you're safe to be around? toward my friends, YES so if I meet Ms. Jee as a friend, then I never fall in love with her how do you decide that? it's easy for me if she's got big breast, then she's your gf
and small breast becomes friend? what the heck? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!! I wasn't looking!!!! He's out of his mind!!! you better sit straight I swear I wasn't looking!!! what is wrong with you??? you are now officially my friend *shrieks* you are litearlly a guy friend to me you are totally his friend *SHRIEKS* IT WAS ONLY OKAY WHEN YOU SAID IT, HUH?! - no, do it
- Thanks WE CUD BE BEST FRIENDS *Hee-chul's another good friend* cheer up, girl we're bffs you're going way too crazy, shut the f up! I could give you a gift box (HAM) on your wedding day! *SHRIEKS EVEN MORE* you are now my best friend!! how dare you try to tease me! you never know no I exactly know what we will become it is way too obvious what a relieve now use your nosiness as a friend introduce your friends to each other be that kind of nosy friend true true, nice meeting ya, friend goshhh in conclusion, you can never have a romantic relationship with your friend? never happened to me but what if she got breast implants? oh gosh, stop right there Am I filming <nobacktak> ?? Now it's <Nobacklee> Don't guys usually like girls. with natural.. breast? so you're saying breast implants won't make romantic things happen that's not what I'm trying to say Excuse me ladies I don't turn down girls cuz of the size of their breast then what's your type? I follow my heart excuse me? I do what my heart tells me to do, for example all three of us is single and if Ms. Jee got drunk, I would actually carry her to her bedroom and I've done to my friends before JUST FRIENDS I would lay them on the bed and leave the room but what if she grabs you! *GASP* then I'll say 'what is wrong with you?' - do you decide as soon as you see that person?
- totally so there's a strict boundaries between friend and girl friend huh? *yeap* but in K-dramas, you fall in love with your friend that's why I don't watch that kind of genre same with me - I just don't understand
- Why not??? it makes your heart flutter no it doesn't I just don't get easily fluttered as I age and think about it!! I don't understand how Park Seo Joon is a nerd - that's just so dramatic
- true - I just don't understand how he's the dork one
- I totally get what you mean but you get it, huh? of course I do! what's your favorite Romance drama? I recently started watching <Someday or One Day> do you know Greg Hsu? - I know a comedian called Heo Kyung Hwan
- oh, I know him *mimicking the comedian's popular line* didn't know he was an actor, yeah he's hot - yeah, he's good looking
- yes, I agree so you're into that comedian? - no, I'm talking about the Taiwanese actor, Greg Hsu
- I can make a phone call right now *nope. Greg Hsu* you know what else I've heard? if you call your friends, and they don't hang out with you, - you delete their number
- whaat?! I don't straight up get mad when
they don't hang out with me like a psychopath but if they don't reply back for a looong time when I text them first, then I think to myself
'oh this person doesn't want to keep in touch with me' then I'll just cut them off wow you're so firm about it yes, I'm very firm about this is there anyone that we know of? I don't have your number... wtf YO!!! didn't you call me a lot long time ago? yeah we used to call each other a lot that's why you deleted my number...? hear me out, I frequently change my phone number whatever, you currently don't have my phone number let me check it could be other Lee Hye Young LEE HYE YOUNG it better pop out it's not coming up Lee Hye Young Academy... Lee Hye Young Salon.. *EVERY PHONE NUMBER EXCEPT HER* how come I don't have your number...? you used to use me for your own benefit!!!! AND YOU DON'T HAVE MY NUMBER!?!? Doc!! Calm down!!! you are such a bastard!! hehe did you like my performance? you kinda hurt my feelings I think you really did hurt her feelings - ppl with blood type AB gets hurt easily
- they do?? *sighhh* - that's why I'm here
- I bet you did I'm being serious You wouldn't have picked up my phone, cuz it's anonymous number - so you have a lot of friends
- yes.. Is there anyone you wanna be close with? - I guess it's not you
- dang, I know DIDN'T I SAY WE'RE BFFS do not misunderstand me sthappp don't you think she's adorbs she's very... sthap looking at meeee she learned so much from SNL she's literally blushing from head to toe she's still trying to stay in character you're a cutie you're turning red! and there aren't that many age gap between you two no I think 11 yrs old is too much age is just a number he will escort you are you into older man or younger man? both.. so are you into him or not?! *SHRIEKS* - don't do this to me, Doc
- tell me! your ears are burning give me one sec okay, I'm done I can do this, I can do this What was your impression towards him? - No thought! I'm just a old men to her
- Is it? to be honest, I thought he had an attitude at first - well, he does
- yeah, I do I had that ever since I was a kid but I think I was wrong about him so are you falling for him? don't askkkk *flirting with her again*
do you drink? - she told me she does
- oh yeah? then let's go out sometime can I ship you two? sthapppp she's hilarious we don't do anything like this at <Knowing Bros> what's the point of teasing dudes okay..so..um..where are we.. - no, talk to me
- why are you doing this to me?? do you hate him THAT much? no, it's making me shy why? I'm just a guest you gotta be the best actress and host yeah, there's nothing to blush about plz understand, I'm new and just started working in this field you're almost 30, girl we don't call someone in their 30s 'new' no, I'm really new in this field GUYS I'M NEW ok, I'll give you my number, 018.. oh.. 018.. so from today's appointment, did you realize you are way too nosy? yeap, I do I better receive some treatments Did you know I'm a specialist
in moxibustion at Johns Hopkins University I'm known for someone who cures everything with moxibustion she's an expert at it it literally cures every disease including mental and physical so spill out your worries here oh, are we finally doing this? I thought we were heading towards the end ok ok, I'll do it - I have sth curious towards Ms. Jee
- what are you up to again is it just out of curiosity? or am I kinda into her? *alarm rings* oh, I better get going oh, it's time for her pills is it? is it time for pills?? no it's not you're leaving at this important time? *GENZ*
yeah, it's time for lunch so I gotta get going yeah, she said she got radio broadcasting to do hehe seriously, what the heck? you said you were new! they never book two schedule in a day!! I gotta earn $ when I can they don't even pay you that much though but I gotta do it for my popularity yeah, it is crucial I used to work as a radio host but they fired me after 5 months oh what a bummer you can leave now then I'll catch up with you guys later I'll see you again - don't be late tomorrow
- alright, byeee was she late today? no actually I was late what haha <MEDICAL TREATMENT>
stop nosying around, and start hooking up with Ms. Jee will you talk about what happened today to others? I mean.. I have <Knowing Bros>shooting tmr.. Then do it right and do something for me so I could watch your show and think to myself
'oh! He mentioned me!"' what should I say? plz mention the word 'flower garden' oh then at <Knowing Bros>, I'll mention it's a flower garden to the guests you owe me tons, that's easy to do that's right.. and you don't even have my number everywhere I go, I'm full of debt btw, if he gets sick, or goes abroad,
then aren't I allowed to be on that show? - producers did talk about that
- they did!? they even asked him when he'll be sick I really want to be on that show I love all the casts I'm very grateful you're willing to mention this I can go on that show,
but I don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable - yeap, I won't attend
- that's not going to happen anyways, I'll be waiting :) and from this appointment,
I realized you're on stage 5 not 3 then what should I do? I'll give you a medical treatment, you'll pay the copyright fee whenever you talk about me it'll be one million won each time - Is it clear?
- yes! you were suppose to get moxibustion I'll do it myself Ms. Jee was suppose to do this.. today you'll get moxibustion on your mouth cuz you be talking too much oh, how do you do it? with my lips come here alright... that's where you lay down I'm being serious I'll be careful with what I say... will you just lay down real quick? DO IT!!!!!!!!
