Killer Bean Forever: Live Action (FULL MOVIE/SUPERCUT)

[Music] [Music] [Music] B [Music] what [Music] a [Music] yeah can you turn down the music what can you turn down the music I'm trying to get some sleep here turn down the music how's that how's that that much better turn down your damn music or I'll come over there and turn it down myself all right Saka you come down here we can [Music] dance hello hello [Music] Beach [Music] when I don't get enough sleep I get irritable and you don't want to make me [Music] a [Music] [Music] w [Music] [Music] wait who are you just a bean trying to get some sleep wait wait wait wait wait you came here just to make us turn off the music if you were listening on the phone I said I would come here to turn it off myself what are you insane do you know what you just got yourself into do you know who I am do you know who my uncle is yes I [Music] do [Music] [Music] [Music] detective Cromwell good morning yeah something tells me there's nothing good about this morning what do we got here multiple gunshots were reported coming from this Warehouse I was the first one answer the call multiple gunshots huh you do know whose warehouse this is yes sir have you gone inside yet no sir I wanted to wait for backup well it's here my God what a massacre there's got to be a dozen at least a dozen dead beans here I guess I don't need this anymore these were all cappuccino beans mhm must have been some kind of gang war no this is no gang war cappuccino beans might be dumb but they know how to use a gun there would have been other dead beans here not just them this is something else well one thing's for sure we won't need that search warrant we were trying to get huh yeah I could live with this detected crime well I found something here Killer Bean H what do you make of this this guy's got balls that's for [Music] sure we got company let's [Music] go stop stop right there this is the police hold it right [Music] there bad [Applause] [Music] idea get out of the car get your hands where I can see them easy easy oh please officer don't hurt me watch it vagan I should have known I'd find you here detective Cromwell what are you doing here vagan well obviously something happened happened at my warehouse I mean can a bean protect his own property anymore don't you mean cappuccino property you know your obsession with cappuccino has become quite amusing always trying to link everything back to Cappuccino why don't you tell to the court you're under arrest arrest for what a traffic violation what about this looking for some action here if I were looking for some action you wouldn't be standing before for me as you do right now yeah that's cuz I'd be shooting you with [Music] [Music] this are you kids done yet I say we take them in and book them right now you know my lawyers will have me out even before you get me to the police station the time's not worth your effort now is it Cromwell let him go what I said let him go uh my gun please nice you know vegan you're right you're not worth my time however investigating the multiple homicides in your Warehouse is and whatever else we find in your Warehouse it's just icing on the cake you're free to go and by the way your car's parked illegally you better get it out of here before we tow it oh and vegan yeah looks like I'm not the only one after your boss [Music] possible suspects rumors have surfaced saying that there is a vigilante Bean in town who is [Music] [Applause] what the hell is going on out [Music] there ah looks like I got someone [Music] attention [Music] who's this [Music] great play time's [Music] over this is Killer Bean Killer Bean what the hell are you doing you think this is a game what were you thinking last night I had a rough night last night we know what kind of night you had might I remind you what your mission is you were given specific orders to hunt down and eliminate the Target no one else Joy this kind of attention to yourself is dangerous for us and especially for you what's the big deal I killed a bunch of gangsters I'm sure the Beantown police are a lot happier without them you didn't do anyone a fa favor with that mess you created last night and you are not working for the Beantown police you are working for us I'll still get the job done I'll get him we're running out of time he has to know you're coming by now remember who he is yeah I know what the mission is then stick to it don't be so reckless Killer Bean I'll call you when I got him Reckless Reckless my brown Bean ass [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] yes jet Bean you have been activated for an urgent mission in Beantown beant town I'm a long way from Beantown it would be best to assign someone else this mission is highly sensitive you are the most capable for the job h it figures fine I'll do it good we contact you with the details as soon as you reach the shore see you in Beantown they better have some good food in beant town wait are you leaving yes how long will you go for a long time oh I have something I want to give to you oh you shouldn't have here it's the bill you haven't paid in 3 months I'm leaving now I will pay when I get back hey you get back here and pay now chint get out here H he say your food tastes like ass crack what make bean card out of him [Music] y oh I said I'll pay when I get back oh it's okay it's on the house you don't have to come back please [Music] looking at the figures from our previous fiscal year narcotic sales have dropped 57% 57% that's more than half now compare this to the 300% growth from our weapons department but you guys you guys are not from my weapons Department are you oh you guys are from my narcotic Department okay so what do I have to do huh how can I get through to you guys dude I have such a hangover yeah Bean that was a kickass party last night right yeah too bad we didn't stay for the whole thing I bet they had some [Music] fun you see a Cey when you think about it clme is on their eyes Okay some more guns sell because criminals use guns hello they also use drugs some more drugs should sell right what's the problem here now you guys someone give me a reasonable explanation okay what are narcotic sales performing so buly it's all those anti-drug commercials on TV you never see any anti-gun commercials it's not fair it has become quite apparent to me that some of you do not value your job now that is quite all if you ask me especially in today's economy but I am forced to say it is time to lay off a few beans [Music] oh uh wait I have a question yes will I be eligible for an employment H let me check with the finance department on that okay [Music] my social security number is 3 4 6 8 oh boy is my batting average going to go up after [Applause] this hang on let me just finish this [Applause] level capuccino Megan I'm glad you're here maybe you can teach these being something thing about business since you've handled my weapons department so well that being is nothing but a kiss ass Brown Newser what does he know that we don't know but he's making millions of dollars selling weapons if you ask me he's doing something illegal oh it's great to see you vagan but you have to excuse me I'm in an important meeting right now this is more important it's about the warehouse on Baker Street oh that it's okay I know you know yeah my nephew was having a party there last night okay no it's not about the party well it is there was a hit on the warehouse everyone is dead who is this I have reason to believe that it was done by a beast Bean named Killer Bean Killer Bean what Bean this is no ordinary being I've heard of him before I know what he can do who the hell is he who sent him is it the Colombians is it the French trying to roast me it has to be one of your competitors whoever it is I want you to find them I want you to find them and Destroy them oh believe me I will try but first we have killer bean to deal with he's somewhere out there and he's coming after you all right we need to consolidate all of our warehouses there's too many targets for him to attack move all our inventory to the central warehouse on Main Street I want you to protect that place what about killer be Bean what do you want me to do oh nothing just send him a Basta chocas and tell him thanks for the Memories you idiot what do you think you should do kill him anywh you can by any means put him in the ground I'll need more beans professional beans put it on my credit card okay just do it yeah yes sir vean make sure you find out who s him there will be hell to pay hello hey harry it's detective Cromwell hey Cromwell hey did you get the package I sent you yeah it's a pretty wild stuff our crime lab is getting nowhere with this what do you make of it well uh the easy one is the tire tread sample I tested the residue you set and the tires are made from Silicon steel fiber alloy it's only used on high performance cars it's not unique but it's hard to come by H what about the gold bullets now that in my 15 years with special forces I've never seen gold used in any weapon but for practical purposes gold is a very soft metal so the bullets expand and deform on high impact they make little holes on the way in and big holes on the way out and they are much harder to match to ballistic signatures that makes them relatively untraceable yeah that doesn't make sense if the Bullock have his name on it and he left those everywhere yeah Killer Bean yeah I I don't get that he he must be one sick bean like he wanted to be found out yeah or he's bragging or just playing kalish as Killer Bean has to be working for someone to get that kind of financial backing you think he's a gun for hire oh he could be a vigilante that's the word on the street either way one thing's for sure he has his I set on cappuccino well then you both have something in common yeah and if that's true I have a hunch where this Killer Bean will show up next hey I got to go I see you Harry [Music] later [Music] [Music] dramatic entrance dramatic [Applause] entrance [Music] well that pretty much frees up my [Music] day [Music] n [Music] [Music] [Music] get [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] time for some [Music] breakfast howy what will it be tequila tonic and uh turn up the TV detective Cromwell concerning possible suspects rumors have surfaced that there is a vigilante Bean in town who is hunting down cappuccino uh there is no evidence for your vigilante Theory as far as I'm concerned the suspect or suspects involved in these homicides are no friends of the police we will do what is necessary to bring them to justice thank you I don't think so I'll have another and you can turn that crap off now [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] what can I get you I'll have what he's [Music] having this is a rough part of town you always sit with your back to the entrance doesn't matter who comes in isn't it against police regulation to be drinking during the day I'm a detective our regulations are a little different how'd you know I was with the police you know you're much uglier in person my name is detective Cromwell and you are Jack Well Jack I guess you heard what happened this morning over at the warehouse on Baker Street yeah I know about that really tell me what you know why don't we cut to the chase why don't you tell me what you know oh I know a lot I know the Baker Street Warehouse is owned by cappuccino I know someone killed 12 beans in that warehouse last night I know the killer drove a fancy car and has fancy guns I know that the warehouse across the street with a big hole in the window also belongs to Cappuccino I see this fancy car parked in front and well you don't look like you walked here so my guess is this belongs to you well it looks like you figured it all out good job another it was easy you were just Reckless the way I see it you're the one who's being Reckless you come out here looking for me by yourself it didn't bring anyone to back you up that's [Music] reckless here's my [Music] backup that's a nice gun want to [Music] mine how can I see it if you have it against the side of my head [Music] not bad but mine's [Music] bigger you do the math why are you after cappuccino that's for me to know and you not to know well I know I can't have a crazy vigilante running around shooting up beams but you're no vigilante are you seems like there are beans who've invested in you and I'm sure they're not happy with the Press you're getting this is where I can help you I don't need [Music] [Music] help you sh I'm Bound by the law I've been working this cappuccino case for over 3 years every time we think we have something on him his lawyers get in the way and get him out I wish I was like you I wish I could just walk up to him and shoot him but I can't it's too bad cuz I know where central warehouse is not these abandoned warehouses like that one out there why don't you pay him a visit you got the wrong being I'm not just some Hired Gun who says I'm hiring you you already have a boss don't you yeah Betty doesn't really like all that attention that you're getting from the media I can make that go away I control the evidence and the evidence says it could have been some rival gang that killed all the cappuccino beans last night or it could be you and I have a lot of evidence that says that are you going to take me in I can take you down oh I would enjoy that [Music] freeze get out of my bar you punks I I know how to use this whoa whoa whoa hold on I'm a cop put down your gun I don't trust any of you you drop your guns both of you sorry grandpa doesn't work like [Music] that [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay okay I'm going to slowly lower my gun and I'm going to go all right all right this will be real easy [Music] see this is easy Killer Bean remember what I said we can help each other just help yourself out the [Music] door [Music] [Music] this is for the drinks mine and his now you mind if I go to the bathroom before I go be quick your life depends on it so dramatic [Music] sorry it was a double flusher but you only flushed once hey don't I know you from somewhere who is Shadow [Music] Bean you're in way over your head who is Shadow Bean you don't have to yell I'm right next to you answer me what a two is you're not going to shoot me if you need the answers besides I can't answer you anyway so I'll have to do this [Music] instead it's a good idea for you to stay [Music] down we'll settle this later you're not as dumb as you [Music] look hello Harry it's Cromwell hey ah my hunt was right Killer Bean hit cappuccino Warehouse on the east side in fact he was still there when I got here whoa how did that go yeah not as well as I would have liked Hey listen I got some new info I found a note in front of cappuccino Warehouse it said Shadow Bean you are too late does that mean anything to [Music] you Harry you still there I didn't know they were still in operation who the shadow beans har har what's going on there are are highly trained operatives of an organization called The Shadow agency Shadow agency what are they a government agency why haven't I heard of them I think they were a private organization there are some things the government does that are not meant to be known their collaboration with the shadow agency was one of them when diplomatic and military tactics failed our government hired the shadow agency to eliminate National Security threats it was more cost effective than training and maintaining our own Elite assassins and the shadow beans were better than anything we had great but why here what are the shadow beans doing in Beantown and what could they possibly want with cappuccino I don't know I thought the shadow agency was disbanded I I know our government stopped using them nearly a decade ago I haven't heard of them them sense so do you think this Killer Bean is a shadow Bean operative it sounds like he's certainly good enough to be what do you think I should do to stop him I don't even know if you can stop him but you can start by putting all your cops on double duty [Music] right huh this is the place [Music] Place dramatic entrance bean I hate this job it's so freaking boring all we do is sit around and drink beer are you kidding this is my dream job hey we're not supposed to be just sitting around drinking beer remember what Bon said he said we got to move all those crates by morning if the cops find this stuff we are screwed where are we supposed to move them I don't know I didn't really listen to that part hey give me another beer oh here have mine I shouldn't drink anymore I have a really bad cold all right wait is this a low car beer hey speaking of beer did you beans hear what happened at the party last night some dude went in there and killed everyone he even killed cappuccino nephew jeez who was this being that killed everyone is he someone I should be worried about nah he's probably just some crazy lunatic running around with lots of guns you know that's the problem with this country too many crazy lunatics with guns ain't that right [Music] Baby lunatics aren't the problem the real problem is the guns what this country needs is some serious gun control I mean we need to take away all the guns all of them I just get rid of them but not my [Applause] [Music] gun oh [Music] B you dropped into the wrong [Music] [Music] place looks like what we got got here is a stand [Music] all not really over [Music] there take all bar get some [Music] help hello hey we being an attack I think it's kabine how do you know well he's killing everyone we're sending the mercenaries just hold tight keep firing don't light up [Music] grenade [Music] [Music] [Music] what [Music] oh I can see we came to the right place you made short work of these beans don't expect the same fight from us my squad has been with me through hell I hand selected them myself from the academy 10 years ago all of them graduated with top honors I led these being through three tours of Duty accumulating a total of 15 M of H 11 purple hearts sure we lost a few good beans but you should see what we did to the other bloke well then we went into business for ourselves escort detail for high level dignitaries hostage extraction corporate assassinations preemptive surgical strikes or just plain search and Destroy heck we even robbed a few Federal banks when business was slow so so this little shindig we got here it's nothing it's just a walk in the park are you going to say something or what huh oh I I'm sorry I must have totally zoned out on you who my eyes are starting to water sorry let's make one thing clear last night was a party tonight I get to work oh [Music] [Music] w [Music] [Music] [Applause] decaffinated [Music] [Music] yeah [Music] ah well it's worth a try this is not a good idea we should kill him now patience vagan I need answers I need answers from [Music] him he's awake so this is a great Killer Bean yeah you attack my warehouses you kill my beans what do you want from me my guns would be nice better enjoy a while to last tough guy tough wor from a being who is helpless oh no you did not okay maybe you did what do you want Killer Bean who are you working for what you expect me to just blurt it all out my nephew was at a bigger Street Warehouse when you attack it okay I think you owe me an explanation your nephew your nephew he was such a good boy he wanted to be a DJ some big nightclub I told him someday I'll buy you your own nightclub as long as you sell my dress there eh the profit sharing we never agreed on but you know he was such a sweet kid oh yeah yeah I remember him he was the one playing the music you always love his music he's dead now kill his beam he's wasting my time it's about time how does it feel to be killed by your own gun funny I was about to ask you the same [Music] thing are we done playing games for [Music] today finally [Music] dispatch this is Cromwell Roger detective Cromwell I need backup I'm at 43rd Main Street right away sir there's no rush I got time bromwell [Music] out how dare you how dare you come on to my property looking to kill me who do you think you are hate to burst your bubble cappuccino but I'm not here to kill you what I'm here to kill him you just got in my way I don't understand you want to kill him not me what the hell is going on just shoot him already it's complicated why don't you just beat it no I'm quite interested to knowing why fine you want to die too believe me it's no trouble at all actually uh I think that my estimated Tes are too soon I like to stay on top of that stuff good idea oh by the way Megan you're fired [Music] it's about time they sent someone with some Talent after me nothing but the best for you dark Bean yeah I guess they finally learned it's going to take the best what the hell is going on [Music] you were one of the Shadow agency's top beans I used to look up to you now I have to kill you why did you betray us dark Bean I didn't betray anyone the shadow agen he betrayed me what you're the one who destroyed our database and stole years of intelligence work how could you do that and how could you go from policing the world to running guns for this two bit gangster why did you join the shadow agency killer bean to get rid of the trash in this world one bullet at a [Music] time yeah we all joined for the same reason but when I joined the shadow agency 12 years ago it was more clearcut our job was to neutralize threats while the politicians were paralyzed in diplomatic that's just the way I like it times have changed changed the agency was always privately controlled but originally we always worked with the government to protect our citizens that it all changed I'm not sure what caused the shift but now we're just guns for hire providing services to the highest bidder anyone with a right amount of money can buy the talents of the Shadow beans on one Mission I was asked to protect some rich dictator on another I assassinated an opposing leader it didn't matter what we did the shadow agency always convinced us that what we did was for the right reasons but before I left they had me deliver weapons to the very group of beans I had spent several years trying to take down that was it for me do you expect me to believe any of this all I know is that you breached the agency security and stole years of intelligence work I didn't steal anything all the information I took was mine I wasn't about to give up 12 years of sweat and blood I needed it to continue my work and exactly how does serving capuccino continue your work cappuccino is a major player in the weapons Market posing as his lacky puts me on the inside I can find out who wants what who sells what and where the big threats are but unlike at the shadow agency I can finally kill the beans who deserve to be killed you got yourself a few more minutes of life with that story dark Bean but you can't out talk my trigger finger it doesn't matter if you believe me or not this is probably your last mission if I don't kill you the shadow agency will what the hell are you talking about I'm one of the best Shadow beings why would they want me dead the shadow agency knows I can expose them any agent that comes in contact with me is compromised and from what I've been hearing you've been a liability to the agency since the day you started seeing the mess you made last night confirms that the shadow agency has a hard time controlling you they must know you joined for the same reasons I did they know it's only a matter of time before you find out the truth about them and if they can't control you now how will they control you when you do find out it's smarter for them to diffuse use you now before you become a bigger problem if they wanted me dead then why even send me on this Mission you said it yourself you're one of their best they tried to kill me before they said Shadle beans after me twice they both failed think about it killer bean they want us both dead and we're hard to kill regardless of the outcome of this mission the agency gets what they want because one of us will be eliminated no no you're lying I'm not going to believe you I won't believe a word you [Music] say [Music] [Music] [Music] is I had to take the shot I would have done more with my life than you ever will doesn't matter now we're both dead [Music] beings dispatch this is Cromwell where's my backup six squad cars ETA 3 minutes two special assault units in five give me more how many sir everyone [Music] yes yes I am here [Music] and who is the [Music] target no no problem at all I've always wanted to meet him I'll call you when the job is [Music] [Music] done [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] drop your guns put them down now it's not going to end like this drop your guns whoa whoa whoa easy hold your fire finally brought some back up huh yeah does this satisfy your ego what do you want Cromwell coming to see if I did your dirty work well he's right over there yeah he's dead all right but you didn't kill him he did what does it matter you got the results you wanted now just step step aside and let me buy let you buy you're the key to this whole mesh if I let you go I'll never find out about the shadow agency or the shadow beans I can't help you why not you are Shadow Bean aren't [Music] you not [Music] anymore they're coming after you aren't they don't shoot hold your [Music] fire if you tell me what I need to know I can protect you I highly doubt that I can at least give you a place to stay tonight let me help you Killer [Music] Bean [Music] there is nothing you can do that will help [Music] me [Music] but I do need a quiet place to think [Music] [Applause] not exactly what I had in mind but this will do make your shelf at home this will keep you safe for the night hell probably keep us safe too I don't plan on staying long I'll be back in the morning we have a lot to talk [Music] about who were these guys I like to know where to get guns like this hey don't touch that stuff you know better than that you're contaminating the evidence uh I don't think we're going to have a shortage of evidence here whoa hold it this is a crime scene no one is allowed on the premises yeah nobody order know egg fu young here where is Killer Bean killab Bean we put his ass in The Slammer wait who are you let me put in a language you can understand oh so sorry no CH in here you deliver wrong place get your hands in the air put them up [Music] now now put your hands on your head drop to your knees [Music] [Music] [Music] Commander thanks for your help I'm turning in for the night and I'll be back in the morning right sir we'll be here when you get it back [Music] excellent what do we got here just some punk Bean we caught assaulting an officer well he sure picked the wrong night to do that take him in hold it another move and we drop you take him [Music] out [Music] [Music] f [Music] is [Music] [Music] these are very nice guns [Music] are you sure you want to do that you need them more than I [Music] do so so you're the bean they sent to kill me mhm who are you I am a jet Bean Assassin from the East I completed my mission why do they want me dead they don't tell me why and I don't ask they decided to kill me the moment they sent me on this Mission didn't they that's what dark Bean told me the agency knew that once I found out the truth about them they couldn't trust me they were right save your breath killer beam you're going to need it don't you know what the shadow agency is don't you realize how they're using us I can see you've been brainwashed by doc Bean he was a fool no one's Shadow Bean can threaten the agency but I'm no Shadow bean I certainly hope you trained harder than [Music] that [Music] well at least you're in the fighting mood [Music] now [Music] n [Music] n [Music] [Applause] [Music] n [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] a [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] you have been a formidable opponent I am sorry I have to end this game [Music] you already tried [Music] that [Music] it's [Music] over not for [Music] you [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Jed Bean is your mission complete Jed Bean is dead Killer Bean I learned a lot about the shadow agency today and it's not for me I quit don't be rash think about what you are doing why don't you come in we can talk things over oh I'm coming in but it won't be for [Music] [Applause] talking [Music] this will [Music] do [Music]

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Length: 84min 54sec (5094 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 06 2023