♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ - (FBE) What are we doing today?
- I don't know. - We don't know.
- I don't know. - (FBE) You ready for me
to tell you? - (all) Yes.
- (FBE) Okay, so we have a lot of people here at FBE
who think they have fun hidden talent.
- Oh. - (FBE) So, we thought we could
bring you guys in today to help us judge who has
the best in a talent competition. - (all cheering)
- Yeah. I feel so professional.
♪ We have cool judge things ♪ - ♪ 'Cause we're judges ♪
- Of course we are. - We have a Simon Cowell here.
I wanna be a nice judge, but I'm probably gonna be
a harsh judge, because if they're bad,
I gotta tell them they're bad. That's like if someone has
something in their teeth and not telling them.
- (FBE) Are you guys ready for your first performance?
- (all) Yes. - Hey guys, you already know me,
but I'm Derek. I am a producer
for the React Channel. I'm gonna try some magic
around you guys. - Oh my God, are you really? - I need some help, though.
Sydney, since you're on the end, you wanna come around?
- Aww. - How's it going, Sydney?
- I'm doing great. - So, I'm not really good
at magic, so what I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna do a trick that only used half the deck.
Is that cool? - Okay, yeah.
- All right, so here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna lay out a bunch of cards right here in front of us. All right, I don't need those.
- Did you just throw all those cards?
- I did. So all I need you to do,
is you're gonna go through any of these piles,
any of these cards, pick one. Go ahead and pull it out.
You can show the camera, show the other judges,
and put it right back where you found it.
All right, I'm gonna turn away. Go ahead and put it right back
where you found it. Try to close it all up.
- Good. - Good?
All right. So again, all I need you to do
is tell me which row your card is in.
- Boop! - That row right there.
- That row right there. - I'm gonna do a little shuffling
here, a little rearranging. I'll lay these out again.
- ♪ Boop boop boop boop ♪ - This is where the real magic
starts to kick in. It's still in this row, correct?
- No. - Okay, great.
Off to a fantastic start. Which row is it in?
- That row. - It moved all the way
over there? - Yeah.
- Okay, we're good. The judges are whispering
and doubting things. We're gonna mix things up.
I'm gonna try and do this little thing here.
Go ahead and pick a windmill. - The last windmill.
- This one. It's gone.
- Bye. - Yeah, that one.
- This one? Getting it out of there.
- (Sydney) Bye! - Bye, Felicia.
- You've got three left. Go ahead and pick one, Sydney.
- I'm scared. - I know I don't want that one.
- You don't want this? - Don't want that one.
- No, bye. - Okay. We got two left.
- I wanna do that. - What do you think?
- Eenie, meenie, miney, mo, catch a tiger by the toe,
if he hollers, let him go, eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
That one. - We're keeping this one?
- That one. - Okay.
- Bye! - I'm scared. - Pick a card.
- That one, confidence. - No!
Pick another one. - Confidence!
This was my card. - No way!
Oh my God! Oh my goodness!
- How did he do that? - That's crazy.
- There could be more fives in the decks, just saying. - (FBE) What did you think
of Derek's performance? - (Derek) Be nice.
- Fantastic. - (Lucas) Me too.
- (Jenna) Ten out of ten. - (Derek) I'll accept that.
- Ten being the most, one being the least,
I will give you a ten plus. - I don't wanna give you
a ten, 'cause there might be things better.
- Sure. - But I'm not sure if there
are things better. - There are.
- I have to recommend. I suggest you go back
to your regular job, but you still did
a really good job. - I appreciate it.
Thank you. I will go back to my regular job.
- (Sydney) Cheers. - (FBE) So, you guys ready
for your next staff? - Yes, I'm so excited!
- Whoo! - Hey everybody.
How are you all? I'm Sid.
- Hello Sid. - (Sid) Nice to meet you, too.
- What is going on? - Just gonna do some jokes here.
- Oh! - Can't get any more talent than this.
Right guys? - No.
It's not a joke. - What is green and fuzzy
and I'll hurt if it falls out of a tree?
- Don't tell me. - A bird.
- Close. A pool table.
Hey, 'cause it's big and it'll hurt if it falls
out of the tree. (tapping)
- That's so good. - Whoo!
- (Lucas) But your jokes are horrible. - Don't do the jokes, just tap.
- (Sid) Thank you, thank you. - What do you call a boomerang
that doesn't come back. - A bummerang.
- Ha, kinda like these jokes. What about the next one?
- Boom. - Boom?
A stick. That's right, it's just a stick
everybody, thank you. All right.
- Your tapping is good, but your jokes are--
- No. - Just not good?
That's fine, that's okay. Why did Adele cross the road?
- Adele? - To say "hello."
- To say "hello" from the other side.
- Aw, good job. There it is.
- (cheering) - (Sydney) Do the tapping.
Do the tapping. - What do you say if you
don't want to go to yoga? - I need some poga.
- Close. - (Lucas) No, I need some boba.
- Also close. - Go no.
- That's not the answer. But, it's actually namaste home.
'Cause namaste. - Oh!
- (Sid) Yep, there it is. See, that was good.
All right, all right. - (FBE) All right, so guys,
tell us what you thought of Sid's performance.
- Amazing. - Nine out of ten.
- For your jokes, not even a one. - Fair, that's fair.
- (Sydney) Aw dude, they were good.
- I didn't even get any of them. For Hello From the Other Side,
I give that a ten. - (Sid) That was a good one.
- For all of the other jokes, I give it nothing
and then for your tap dancing, I give it a one hundred.
- The jokes weren't even good. - Fair.
- But your tap dancing is the best.
- (applause) - You all are amazing.
Thank you so much. - (FBE) You guys ready
for your next performer? - (all) Yes! - My name's Lauren,
I'm a PA here, and I'm gonna be doing
a short hula hoop dance for you guys.
- Whoo, hula hoop! What?
- Whoa. - (Jenna) I definitely like this.
- (Lucas) Wait, what? How do you--
- (Sydney) What was that? Holy--
Oh my God. - I wanna do that.
Oh my gosh. Whoa, whoa.
- That's so cool. Wait, what?
- What was that? - (Jenna) Oh my God.
- (Lucas) What the heck? - Wow.
I can't do that. - Whoo!
- Whoa. - (cheering)
- Ten out of ten. - (Lucas) Ten out of ten.
- (Jenna) Definitely ten. I could watch it all day.
- One day, you're gonna go far and you're gonna have a house
right by Beyonce. - Ah, goals.
- All in favor that Lauren should get a golden buzzer.
One, two, three. - Yay.
- (all) Thank you, Lauren! - Thanks, guys.
- Oh my gosh, that was awesome. - (Lucas) Hi.
- Hi. - Hi.
- What do you do here? - I'm Adam, I'm director
of post production and I'm a hockey goalie
and I'm gonna be saving some shots today.
- Okay. - I'm excited to see this.
- (Sydney) My goodness. - You scared me.
- Don't hit me in the face. - Watch out, they might
bounce your way. - What!? - Ah!
- I can't do that. - (Sydney) Oh, God.
- Got it. - (scream)
- Holy guacamole. - Oh my gosh!
- Holy-- - (Sydney) He's awesome.
- At least you're blocking them. - So much suspense.
- (Lucas) Don't throw them over this way.
- (screaming) - (FBE) Okay guys, tell Adam
what you thought of his goal keeping.
- I loved it. It was so much and it
was so entertaining. - (Sydney) That was amazing.
- You're entertaining. - Thank you.
- It's very suspenseful. It takes effort.
You're out of breath now. So, I give you claps.
- Thank you. - (all) Thank you, Adam!
- Bye. - Catch.
- Whoo! - (FBE) All right, judges,
you ready for the last performance? - Yeah.
- Yes, of course! - (Sydney) Pedro, Pedro.
Napoleon Dynamite is the best. - I'm Brynn.
I'm a graphic designer, gosh. - And I'm Cara, and I
edit here. - Ah!
- (Lucas) So sassy. - (Sydney) I love this stage play.
- Hey, what are you guys gonna be doing for us today
if you're gonna act all sassy like that.
- So, I guess today we're gonna do a sweet dance.
- God. - Cara, you forgot my tots.
- Oh, that's right. - (Lucas) What is that?
- You got tots? - (Jenna) Don't touch her--
- Where's my Chapstick? This is sweet.
- That's from emo. You guys are trying to act
like those emo people from FBE. - You're not doing anything.
- Whoo! - ♪ You know this boogie
is for real ♪ - Ooh, ooh, ooh. - Work it.
- Work it. Yeah.
- (Sydney) How does Napoleon do it? That's how he does it.
- (Lucas) This is a Napoleon dance. - The official dance.
- Of Napoleon. - ♪ I have no reason
to be carefree ♪ ♪ No, no, no
'Til I took a trip ♪ ♪ to the other side of town
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - Ooh.
- Whoo! - ♪ I have no choice but
to get down, down, down ♪ - That was the best thing
I've ever seen in my entire life. - Yes.
- (Lucas) One out of ten. - Ten out of ten.
Ten out of ten. - I might be Simon Cowell,
or I might be Howie and I'm giving you guys...
- Vote for Pedro. - A ten!
- (cheering) - You guys did amazing.
That dance though, working those hips.
- (all) Thank you! - You guys did so good!
- (all) Bye! - (FBE) You saw a lot
of awesome talent today from our staff.
What did you think of everybody?
- I loved them all. - I loved them all,
but we can only pick some people. - I know.
Everyone did really good. They did their best.
They all did so well. I love them all, but we
had to choose. - (FBE) You guys have made it
to the top round. - Whoo!
- (FBE) All right Lucas, go ahead and announce
our winner. First place is Lauren.
- Yay. - Thank you.
Are you putting on? - Thank you. - (all) FBE has talent! - Thanks for watching FBE
Has Talent on the React Channel. - Subscribe to see new shows
every week. - If you like this episode.
- Then hit that Like button. - Bye guys. - Hey guys, Alyssa here,
a producer from the React Channel. - Thanks so much for watching
this episode. I'm so proud of our staff.
If you liked what you saw today and want to see more,
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