KIDS ARE FRICKING STUPID V3

he can't find his rubber duckie Thomas truly you've heard about yourself when I was in Middle School people were saying that I was home-schooled even though I went to school he couldn't fiddle the crayons in one hand toddler daddy I want toast me okay buddy here's some toast toddler I don't like butter on my toast me snips toast over to the dry side and hands it back there ya go toddler thanks daddy toddlers are dumb take advantage of it while he can my four year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like ten minutes straight finally I asked why he was so scared and he said he was scared of drinking coffee coffee a kid find this in the creek and asked if it was from the Civil War three-year-olds I don't want that shirt me you picked it out yourself five minutes ago three-year-old glares at me for living in the past this is the face she gives me when I tell her to stop eating mud and put her shoes back on [Music] I was at a restaurant yesterday with my friend he brought his dog as it was an outside restaurant that allowed small dogs and a kid comes up to us asking questions about it when we told her it had German heritage she says I can speak German and then proceeds to count to ten in Spanish I couldn't find this little girl's parents so I trapped her with Dinosaurs so she wouldn't run off while I find them I generally think of myself as an okay father but somehow I forgot to teach my two-year-old son what an Al was and he thought it was called a wood penguin Emilia don't crawl under your bed you'll get stuck proceeds to do so get stuck this is the look I genuinely thought Joe Jonas was going to see me wear and fall in love with me in 2008 drove my son to the ER after school once because he decided to establish dominance as a freshman by eating an entire pineapple without peeling it when I asked my brother to talk to him about it he just I find him I think about that moment a lot when I don't understand man just a regular day at Walmart ahman said my six-year-old look at your child so I looked and they're sitting cross-legged in a miniature lawn chair was my two-year-old drinking a1 sauce straight out of the bottle I didn't allow her to touch our dog's poop my parents told me people only get 10,000 words per month if you reach the limit you can't physically speak until the new month begins anytime I was especially talkative dad would say careful you're over 9000 by now daughter didn't want sunscreen so I put her outside and yelled son get her and now she's flipping out my son ate his hamburger then realized he didn't have ketchup on it so now he's standing in front of me with the ketchup bottle demanding I put ketchup on a hamburger he already ate s MH so she comes running from her room blood dripping from her nose freaking out doesn't know how it happened as we are calming her down and cleaning the blood drips arm we start asking the important questions what happened what did you hit etc she's crying oh she says I was just testing it and we asked what she points to her bicycle helmet that she had on and says I wanted to see if it would not let my head hit so I put the helmet on and jumped off the side of my bed and my knee hit my nose my little crash test dummy what is something you wish was true or evil I've always wanted real life pockemon yes I agree when I was younger with the old school game boys we had to use of cable to trade Pokemon my bro and I would unplug the cable mid trade with such high hopes that a Pokemon would come out of the cable kid logic we were so disappointed that we didn't get a real-life wiggler toss me trying to poop and have a single minute of peace quiet and alone time my son reenacting what a panda did to his bamboo crops in Minecraft happy Father's Day weekend she just realized that Darth Vader is the bad guy seven-year-olds I don't want asparagus me it's not asparagus it's green licorice she took another bite someone's kidded this to their pantry in first grade I wanted to grow up to be a bird and one day I remember my neck and arms being covered in little red bumps and I thought the transformation was beginning and I ran to my teacher crying saying I wasn't ready to become a bird yet and it turned out I was just allergic to yogurt and I wasn't turning into a bird at all one hair tie in each most role and there for at least two years causing sinus infections and halitosis needed general anesthesia and ER endoscope to find and remove thanks kid three-year-olds mama did you eat all the peanuts me three-year-olds you like penis more me peanuts yes I ate the peanuts three-year-old you like peanuts so I almost hit a kid with my car I was driving through a mall parking lot and I guess the nearby school hadn't just let out anyways this kid darts in front of my car and I slam on my brakes and he dabs this freakin kids automatic response to almost getting hit by my car was to just freakin dab his last moments would have been a sick a stab it was an out-of-body experience when I was little I thought sex was just kissing while you were naked and one time when I got out of the shower I kissed my cat on the head and then I remembered I was naked and ran downstairs crying saying that I had sex with the cat you should have seen my mom's face currently pissed that it's called The Children's Museum and not the dinosaur museum so I have two little cousins one is 10 and the other is 7 and my aunt told them they could each say one cuss word and not get in trouble so the older one very politely says damn but the younger one stands up on the kitchen table rips his shirt off and screams F while dive-bombing to the floor and my aunt just stood there and stared at him because she couldn't get mad at him I taught my one-year-old to name different body parts now she poked me in the eye six times a day the worst part is she calls them ears her outfit reminds me of Rick from Rick and Morty that's that's a lab coat mate I woke up one day recently and as I was headed downstairs I passed by my two-year-old daughter's room she looked at me and said I like hair in my eyes I said I think you meant I don't like hair in my eyes she yelled no I like it and proceeded to grab fistfuls of hair on both sides of her head and shove them into her own eyes so one of the students at my school tried to build the Taj Mahal out of clam [Music] I'm at a Starbucks and the latest six year old kids next to me alike daddy says he will take me to a beer bar when I turn 20 and the mom is like daddy doesn't drink there anymore the kid says yes he does he just tells us to not tell you oh boy one time at this bar mitzvah I was at the DJ MC guy was like if your sock has a hole in it you get this piece of candy so this kid tore a hole in his soft real quick and ran out there and then this DJ goes all socks have holes in them and starts raining down candy like it's golden Hellfire and I look at this kid and he's crying while holding his be ruined sock if you could revive someone who is dead who would it be my dad he died of cancer haha that's lame I would choose 2pac playing hangman son three me it has to be a letter son oh nine me looks at wife our week Osmonds I had applesauce to my bowl of ice cream so my 13 month old thinks I'm sharing draw a polygon with exactly six sides be sure to use a ruler use a crane to color each vertex of your polygon how many vertices did you cover bouncer six what is the name of the polygon neutral answer hot dog I was in line behind a couple of teenagers and one turn to the other and said that's freaking stupid nobody celebrates a zero years old birthday when I was younger I used to stare at the Sun becuase I heard it made you go blind and I really wanted a guide dog lmao hello he met Iron Man out of costume PewDiePie sucks and is a gay weed description I'm not a PewDiePie hater I'm a bro but I'm a new youtuber so I figured this would be a good way to get views please understand peace was looking for school to put my kid in for kindergarten and came across this on Google review mrs. Fernandes is fat and ugly and sits on kids outs mr. Clark is also fat and ugly and has a third eye on the back of his head the Jenny tur is also fat but not as ugly as other two he's also so poor he can't afford $4 item so he steals kids stuff instead he is also a female dog this kid has a talent you have been visited by dr. doe go like this video and subscribe to stay healthy [Music]

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Id: OhwUuIX7mHg

Length: 10min 27sec (627 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 28 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/bigbrain-51]

Wait it's just an image what actually happened

[u/JeColor]

Why is poop in quotations?

[u/BalconyView22]

So, it wasn't cat poop?

[u/dopeasdopegets]

what a 9yo child ifunny meme.

[u/Arealentleman]

Cat “poop”, almond roca, same thing.