Kevin the Cashier at the Dispensary

(SINGING) Kevin the Cashier, Played by Adam. [MUSIC PLAYING] (SINGING) I'm in love with Mary Jane. She's my main thing. She's-- I have a question. Yeah, what's up? Do you have a refillable cartridge you can get for vape pens? We have this thing here. This one, so the cartridges go in here. And then there's actually-- if you put your mouth on the side here, and then there's a button here on the bottom. Interesting. No, I messed up. This is the scanner for the register. OK. I'm new. I thought it was some sort of marijuana paraphernalia. OK, interesting. This might be more-- no, that's a stapler. Do you have some gummies? Yeah. It's not for a child, is it? No. Oh, because they have a child guard. I'd have to show you how to get around it. Do you guys have the mints? Yeah, here. Um-- Want to try one of those? There you go. Yeah, you can try one here. These don't have any stuff in it? These are just Altoids. They're good mints though. Thanks. Yep, sure. [INAUDIBLE] Perfect. Sure. My lucky day. Yeah. It was a green-- it was a green-- beautiful. It was green. I might as well just take it all. Do you want them all? No, that's all right. Like this? So I'm trying to get some of the pot smell out of here. I was looking for something to like relieve stress. We have these up here. We also have one called Pot Sajak. We have one called Reefer Sutherland. We have Stink Floyd. We have Harry Cronic Jr. How is the electric lemonade? Will that work? It's not a celebrity pun, but that one's pretty good. On a scale of like Seth Rogen to Snoop Dogg, it's about like a Miley Cyrus. What's the closest thing to Snoop Dogg that's not $50? There's Jon Bong Jovi. There's Helen-- Helen Blunt. Let me do that. And then there's Keith Herban. But it's H-E-R-B. I thought you were kidding. I can't believe this guy smokes pot with the Bluetooth thing. You wouldn't think they'd look like that. It'll be $84.32. This is $55.38? Yeah, it's before tax so $55 and $15. Got it. The government's got to take their cut. Thanks, Obama. It'll be $20. You want to see something cool with this? I really am kind of in a rush. I'm sorry. I don't want to be rude. I'm sorry. I'm just-- I have to catch my flight. All right, I'm going to staple this real fast, because you're in a rush. That's OK. We legally, we really have to staple it. But we don't have to staple it this fast, but-- Thank you. Yep, sure. It'll be $14 out of $20. You want to see something cool with these? What? Do you want to see something cool with the $20? Yes. [INTERPOSING VOICES] I don't know. I don't remember any money tricks. Hold on a second. And then your change is $6. Thank you. What's happening? There you go. Thank you. Yep. Thank you. Do you guys ever watch The Ellen DeGeneres Show? Yes. Yeah. Oh, I don't actually work here. There's a hidden camera behind you. Yeah. So you guys are on The Ellen DeGeneres Show right now. No, we're not. Yes, you are. No, we're not. Yeah, you are. Do you want to wave to Ellen? [INAUDIBLE] That's not real. That's real, yeah. She's nodding. I don't think it's real. I don't either. It's not. No, it's not real. It's not real. You should've seen your face though. I'm just like-- Did you think it was real for a second? Horrendous. You were nodding. I was like, maybe. No, uh-uh, we wouldn't shoot anything here. No. All right. Thank you so much. Thank you. See you. Have a good day. But wait, why would I say we wouldn't shoot anything here if I didn't work for the show? What? So if I worked here, I wouldn't say we referring to this place. I would say they The Ellen DeGeneres Show wouldn't shoot something here. But the way I said it was, we wouldn't shoot anything here, which would mean that I do work for the show. That's true. Very true. I still don't buy it. So you don't think it's for The Ellen DeGeneres Show? No. All right, see you.

Channel: TheEllenShow

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Id: Rku9dRIdKPg

Length: 5min 4sec (304 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 20 2018