(phone ringing) - Yeezy so psyched for the new album coming out. Now, you know how usually
when the new album drops, we hop back on Twitter
and say a bunch of super not woke stuff? How 'bout this time, we
just promote the new album? And don't say--
- [Kanye On Phone] Carl, I wanna say, being in danger, is a choice. - Okay, so humans have the choice
to save endangered species. - [Kanye On Phone] No. - Okay, well we can't chastise say, pandas for
their threatening extinction. - [Kanye On Phone] No, being
in danger is a good choice. Tweet it. - Okay, how 'bout we think about this (tweet chiming) for a second
- [Kanye On Phone] I just Tweeted.
- Okay, let me just... (phone ringing) - [Kanye On Phone] Tweet:
life long fan of Woody Allen. - Ye, no, you don't want to be associated with Woody Allen right now. I mean, I was a big fan
of his movies, but God, even praising his films now
doesn't really feel like-- - [Kanye On Phone] You
didn't let me finish. Tweet: Life long fan of Woody Allen's lifestyle choices, specifically. - What are you expecting-- (tweet chiming) - [Kanye On Phone] Tweeted it. (Carl groaning) Clean water, should be earned. (tweet chiming) Birth of a nation wasn't as
nearly as good as the original. (tweet chiming) Fuck kids. (tweet chiming)
(carl whining) - Why are you doing this? - [Kanye On Phone] You know
that feeling, when you're suddenly filled with shame by
remembering an awkward moment you had three years ago? - Yes. - [Kanye On Phone] I'm addicted to that. R.I.P. Bin Laden. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no don't you dare! - [Kanye On Phone] Tweeted
it. (tweet chiming) - You don't! I know you've been dealt a
bad hand, I can't even imagine the amount of pressure that you're under. Why don't we deal with
this in a healthy way, just talk to me, what's bothering you? - [Kanye On Phone] I only eat
the gray part of the salmon. - Why would you do that? Why would you say that? I don't want you to do
either of those things. (tweet chiming) - [Kanye On Phone] I just tweeted it. - Why?! - [Kanye On Phone] I wipe, before I shit. - Just stick to the album
Kanye, I'm begging ya. (tweet chiming) - [Kanye On Phone] I just tweeted it! Tweet: Donald Trump doesn't
care about black people. - Oh, oh, that's a good one. - [Kanye On Phone] I wasn't finished, Donald Trump doesn't
care about black people and that's what I like about him. - Pitch on that, let's tweet: Donald Trump doesn't care
about black people, full stop. - [Kanye On Phone] Sounds good to me. - Okay, thanks Kanye, thank
you for being so flexible on this one. - [Kanye On Phone] No, I
was talking to Kid Rock and Ted Nugent about a new
country song we're doing together, your pitch sucks. (tweet chimes) Tweeted it. - Will you ask Ted Nugent
if I could borrow his gun?
Yay, the jeggings guy is back!