Kanye's Social Media Manager

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(phone ringing) - Yeezy so psyched for the new album coming out. Now, you know how usually when the new album drops, we hop back on Twitter and say a bunch of super not woke stuff? How 'bout this time, we just promote the new album? And don't say-- - [Kanye On Phone] Carl, I wanna say, being in danger, is a choice. - Okay, so humans have the choice to save endangered species. - [Kanye On Phone] No. - Okay, well we can't chastise say, pandas for their threatening extinction. - [Kanye On Phone] No, being in danger is a good choice. Tweet it. - Okay, how 'bout we think about this (tweet chiming) for a second - [Kanye On Phone] I just Tweeted. - Okay, let me just... (phone ringing) - [Kanye On Phone] Tweet: life long fan of Woody Allen. - Ye, no, you don't want to be associated with Woody Allen right now. I mean, I was a big fan of his movies, but God, even praising his films now doesn't really feel like-- - [Kanye On Phone] You didn't let me finish. Tweet: Life long fan of Woody Allen's lifestyle choices, specifically. - What are you expecting-- (tweet chiming) - [Kanye On Phone] Tweeted it. (Carl groaning) Clean water, should be earned. (tweet chiming) Birth of a nation wasn't as nearly as good as the original. (tweet chiming) Fuck kids. (tweet chiming) (carl whining) - Why are you doing this? - [Kanye On Phone] You know that feeling, when you're suddenly filled with shame by remembering an awkward moment you had three years ago? - Yes. - [Kanye On Phone] I'm addicted to that. R.I.P. Bin Laden. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no don't you dare! - [Kanye On Phone] Tweeted it. (tweet chiming) - You don't! I know you've been dealt a bad hand, I can't even imagine the amount of pressure that you're under. Why don't we deal with this in a healthy way, just talk to me, what's bothering you? - [Kanye On Phone] I only eat the gray part of the salmon. - Why would you do that? Why would you say that? I don't want you to do either of those things. (tweet chiming) - [Kanye On Phone] I just tweeted it. - Why?! - [Kanye On Phone] I wipe, before I shit. - Just stick to the album Kanye, I'm begging ya. (tweet chiming) - [Kanye On Phone] I just tweeted it! Tweet: Donald Trump doesn't care about black people. - Oh, oh, that's a good one. - [Kanye On Phone] I wasn't finished, Donald Trump doesn't care about black people and that's what I like about him. - Pitch on that, let's tweet: Donald Trump doesn't care about black people, full stop. - [Kanye On Phone] Sounds good to me. - Okay, thanks Kanye, thank you for being so flexible on this one. - [Kanye On Phone] No, I was talking to Kid Rock and Ted Nugent about a new country song we're doing together, your pitch sucks. (tweet chimes) Tweeted it. - Will you ask Ted Nugent if I could borrow his gun?
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Views: 1,829,036
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Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, comedy, sketch comedy, internet, humor, funny, sketch, kanye west, social media, celebrities, music, twitter, worst job ever, scandals, bad ideas, political correctness, chompsky’s, woody allen, stress, terrible things, hip hop, donald trump, matt mccarthy, ch shorts
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Length: 3min 4sec (184 seconds)
Published: Fri Nov 16 2018
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