Hello!
- Hello. This is my son.
- Nice. He's an engineer.
- Very nice. So where does he perform his
stand-up comedies? - Stand.. up. He lives in America. Yeah. Nowadays everybody lives there.
- What do you mean? Our neighboring building has 18 flats among
that, children from 20 families are in America. How is that possible? 2 flats are on rent. Children of the landlord
and tenants both are in America. But he lives in California.
- 17 of them are in California. He stays in Silicon Valley.
- 15 of them stay there. Alright. He is in jetlag so he gets
a little sleepy in the afternoon. So what, we are Punekars, and everyone here
has jetlag between 1 to 4. Even I am from Pune but I used to crack this
1 to 4 joke only from my 1st to 4th standard. See!
- Alright. Give aunty some 'Kisses'.
- What! No! No! What are you doing? No, not that the chocolates.
- Oh you've brought something. - Sorry. Yeah that's what I thought because he
touched my feet for blessings when he came in. This is for you.
- Take it. And Aunty guess what I have brought
for you! - Ferrero Roscher. See this. You.. How did you know? While entering the building did you see a mall
right in front of it? Oh so you bought it from a duty-free
shop? Did you see the restaurant next to it?
- It's available in restaurants? The Pan shop next to it also sell these
chocolates nowadays. Original taste. What do they know about it?
How can a donkey know the taste of jaggery? Excuse me. Did you call me a donkey?
- No, no. I called him a donkey because
he was snoozing. Dad..
- It's alright. Chill. So, does he own a house in America? He just bought a condo.
- Eww. He is talking rubbish. I never asked
him anything like that. He said 'Condo'. - That's the thing, how can
he says 'Condo' and Kisses. It doesn't look good. What's wrong with you today? Condo
means a flat or a house. Oh, I am sorry. Oh, he owns a flat over there?
- Yeah he just bought it. 1980 - In the year 1980?
- No it's 1980 sq. ft. Spacious. Massive. - Yeah. Shw is the first girl from this trip. So does 'trip' mean that he comes here every
year for this in India? Actually Aunty (with accent)
- Aunty?! I visit India only for 3 reasons.
- 3? - Yes. 1. To meet girls. 2. To cut my hair and
3... To buy BhaDiPa merch.
- Yo. - Bro. 1 reason can be reduced. - Yeah.
- You won't need to visit India for BhaDiPa merch. Now they even do international shipping. Haven't you seen that on Bhadipa.themerchbay.com?
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out the link in the description. And subscribe to Bhadipa. You guys resume.
- Sorry, sorry. We'll buy it for you from there. Where do you stay? Currently, I am here but I am planning
of shifting there. I have a few career plans. You are starting a career after this? - Yes. Once he gets a green card, I'll settle there
and become the president of.. Bruhan Maharashtra Mandal. Really? Dad. - Yeah. Yes. If you are done with your self speech
then can I give my technical presentation? Sorry. Sorry.
- Sure. Let's have a one on one. Be careful. After this point, I have to take the grooms
father towards the balcony. - Oh. Come I'll show you our Condo. Come. This side. There.
- There. - Yes, come. You look pretty.
- Thanks. I want to apologize on behalf of my father.
He's a little too proud of me being in America. That's true. But I, myself am proud of
being from Pune. Where will you stay after marriage?
- Of course America! Don't worry. You won't miss Pune at all.
The Bay area in our America has more Punekars than Pune. 'Our'?
- Yeah, do you want to eat Bhakarwadi? Buy gold from PNG on Akshaya Tritiya. Just like 'Prati Shirdi' 'Prati Pune'. Prati? Don't call it Prati but
sister city. San Jose is the sister city of Pune. Younger sister.
- Yeah, I got that. Ok, now you tell me. Who do you like,
Shilpa Shetty or Shamita Shetty? Shilpa.
- Kajol or Tanisha? Kajol.
- Do you see where I am going with this? No. Come on dude, what is there in Pune? Dude. Don't start with Vaishali's Dosa. Of course, I won't start with Vaishali's
Dosa because the topic ends there. The time you need in looking for parking outside
Vaishali's, till that time I can go to Chennai and.. eat Dosa, 3 times. Why don't you see a girl from Chennai? Come on, dude. Don't spoil it over
a Dosa. Hey, I work at Facebook.
- I Facebook at work. What do you do? I am an actress. Wow! That's amazing. You can act for our Marathi Mandal.
Over there we give chances to everyone. Dad is going to be a President,
next year. I am a professional actor.
- That's even better. Because everyone over there thinks the same.
- I won't leave my career. Why don't you come here? Why stay there?
- They have Golden Gate Bridge. We have Z bridge. Golden gate bridge is so romantic. Did you ever see the Z bridge?
Every corner over there has romance. Show me better romance than that. My house is a half-hour away from
The Pacific Ocean. We can go there and..
- Does that beach have.. Bhel puri, Pani puri, Shev puri, Ragda puri,
Salty peanut, Spicy peanuts, and most importantly.. tea? Yeah.. no.
- Khadakwasla has all of these. Oh god! You guys have everything.
- Exactly. That's why I am saying, why don't you
move here. See, if you can move here. Coming. I mean, I'll think about it.
I'll see. If I don't get a green card then.. I'll definitely come here. Ok. I mean I don't know about the green card but
I'll make sure you get an Aadhar card here. I like that. I'll think about it. What are you saying, idiot? What will
do you think about it? I heard everything. I paid for your condo, I am paying the
EMI for your student loan. I dreamt so many things for you and you are
ruining my career for her stupid career? This won't happen. I will never agree to this.
I am breaking off this marriage. -Ohh, God! He is such a selfish man. You are breaking your
innocent son's marriage for your career? - See.. Mom, let it be. I don't want a father-in-law,
who calls my career 'stupid'. Just a second! Will anyone listen to what I want? Oh my god! A girl is listening to her dialogues from
a guy. That gives me peace. Welcome to our world. Dad please.
- Don't get emotional, don't get emotional. Done Give me the kisses.
- You won't get even 1 of them. Not those too. Not that too! Not that too! You won't get anything. Do let us know what you think of this episode.
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