Jurrasic Park Employees 2

gentlemen we have a problem on Eastern uber turns out the island itself is a ticking time bomb due to it being an active volcano when it erupts the entire island will be destroyed along with every dinosaur and species that cause it Hammond the government's and the world's leading animal rights activist groups all agreed that these creatures even though we created them share the same rights as any other being on this planet we're putting together a rescue mission to remove these animals from the island and we need your help you two know the island better than anyone you were there since the beginning so gentlemen will you help us do you take the special bus to work every day wait what well technically will be a special helicopter wouldn't it cuz we're working on an island No yes exactly is that what you do I'm afraid I'm not following you mean to tell us that you can pour billions of dollars of research into gene-splicing technology that gave us the ability to resurrect an extinct species from over 60 million years ago and also the millions of dollars being poured into creating one of the world's most advanced theme parks ever in history okay and you couldn't send a man out in his wellington boots before you built any of that to assess the island and say oh [ __ ] you know what there's a volcano here we didn't spot it when our researchers first scouted the island the volcano isn't exactly hard to spot brah is like a mountain with smoke and [ __ ] coming out of it I'm very aware of what a volcano is we didn't find out about it until the park was practically built wait a minute you knew about it and you didn't tell any of your staff what did you want us to say oh I don't know how about Oh welcome to your first day working at Jurassic Park where you'll get free dental and oh by the way your office is situated next to a [ __ ] nuclear bomb yeah I felt like my rights as an employee in the workplace have been violated do you not answer him no there really isn't any time those animals are on that island it's ready to blow we have to get them out of there you know dinosaurs is that a question yes yes I know dinosaurs you know like they already had their shot and everything yep select can't you read the signs it's like totes herbs that the universe doesn't want dinosaurs to exist yes but whatever you think these animals are alive here now what do you even plan on doing with the dinosaurs when you've rescued them we will move them to a larger facility where we plan to rebuild the park oh no you're building the park again why because despite previous incidences people actually enjoyed Jurassic world really mm-hmm really let's just read a few yelp reviews before the final incident oh for God's sake stop what great drinks cheap shame my two dead children okay but we don't have time for this and I've got one here the disabled facility is at Jurassic world were top-notch the park employees were very helpful especially when trying to find my son's head but that's enough that was the past this is the present those animals are alive and we have a job to do they deserve a second chance remember gentlemen life finds a way yeah to eat you what do you what are you saying Joey that you won't help us now if we get him paid for sure but don't expect us to support the park when it reopens because we don't because if you go to Disneyland's lost-and-found section yet people looking for bags and camera lenses at Jurassic Park you get people looking for their liver okay good yes we'll help you mmm I'll have you both briefed in the hour downstairs there'll be a chopper on standby with a small team that will take you to the island thank you gentlemen his suit makes him look super gay I was gonna say complete failure

Channel: Off The Hook

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Keywords: Jurrasic Park Employees 2, comedy, daz black, funny, short, daz games, daz, laugh, vlog, video

Id: QmwZQLeZ4z4

Length: 4min 34sec (274 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 23 2018