Jumanji Compilation: Funniest Kevin Hart Scenes

it turned into some kind of a small muscular boy scout that is I hate this game weakness cake yes cake is my weakness along with speed and strength strength is my weakness hey can I quick question how is strength my weakness Somebody explain that to me and why would I need speed why would I need to be fast when I'm being chased by an enormous killer zebra or some [ __ ] in this dumbass hat they're also a good weapons valet what does that mean well I think it means you carry my weapons in your backpack and you give them to me when and if I need them whatever this is and you wonder why we're not friends no more oh this is why we're not friends anymore because you didn't want to get stuck in Jumanji I don't think so we're not friends because I'm not cool enough to hang out with you so you pretended not to even know me anymore until you needed me to do your homework because you couldn't do it yourself I wonder you don't know anything about westward expansion okay you see that you know what I'm not stupid Spencer I asked you to do me one simple favor I said do my homework song get kicked off the team and you want to mess that up now I can't do the one thing that I'm actually good at and it's all your fault I should kick the [ __ ] out you right now I'd like to see you try what did you say oh okay I see what's going on here guys oh you think because you you what six four six five 270 pounds of pure muscle I'm supposed to be afraid of you is that what you think don't let this new body get your butt whooped dumbass don't call me a dumbass don't push me or what Spencer or I'll push you back oh did you just smack me wait what what just happened to her your shit's dad did she die [Music] wait a second what the hell is you okay it looks like there's a village on the other side of this mountain maybe that's the bizarre let's do it wait I gotta take a leak first I've been dreading this all day but so do I can I come with you and you show me how it's done I may need your help uh yeah sure sure yeah I'll help you out ah so how do we do this uh easy just uh you wanna Zip take it out fire away remember to aim it's very important oh my God you guys there's like literally a penis attached to my body right now Martha come look at my penis no thanks is this the first that you've seen it yes I didn't want to look I looked at mine within the first 20 seconds of getting here I'm happy to report that I was able to bring one thing from the outside world you know Gladys and I took a road trip before she passed we went on a Ceramics tour through the Southwest I lost my restaurant so you could drive around and look at ashtrays yes Ed that's what you do when you retire you explore your interests I don't have interest guys like me we don't retire we work and then we keep working and then eventually we die but you retired me you retired me it's the one that I lasted as long as I did what you're a difficult man Ed you don't abandon your best friend Milo when I lost a restaurant I lost everything yes yes I know he is what you talking to my camera yes I'm talking to the camel and he can tell that your pain in the ass my camel's taking your side and he's not your camel he's just giving you a ride oh well how about the both of you go screw yourselves what did you just say guys you and me we gonna settle this right here right now about where I'm going mother what are you doing oh you want a piece of me huh that's what you want you do not want a piece of a Milo I'm telling you that's where you're wrong young man because I do want a piece I want a big piece see Eddie but you don't know is that for the last 15 years I've been studying Tai Chi right now I am harnessing my chi and when I'm done I'm gonna whoop your ass Milo I am telling you this is not a good idea hey Ya wow [Music] oh oh you gotta stop killing everybody [Music] well I guess they're settled all right how are we gonna do this I don't know well you gotta go get it right buddy what do you need you need your Boomerang maybe maybe some scissors a pipe wrench some shoelaces I'm Your Valet whatever you need I can get it for you okay you just stay the world what I'm sorry buddy sorry for what [Music] all right turn this around here Alex get ready to roll us to the side what what I tell you roll 90 degrees to the right [Music] just push me at the helicopter jackass what on Earth what oh what the hell man wait a minute oh Lord pardon me who are you you're Spencer's grandfather yeah no kidding and you are Milo I certainly am I'm Martha Spencer's you're a little girlfriend what ah oh Lord that hurt like a God damn are we dead you know I was just wondering the same thing did I die and turn into some kind of a small muscular boy scout we gotta find Spencer cause he's in here too Spencer Eddie's grandson yes Spencer he said two yes he is here and we gotta find him so it's like a hide and go seek situation I'm not it well look at this little fella hello there Mr Walker don't get too close to the water get away from there I'm sorry what'd you say now oh what just happened the hell was that thing well that there was a hippopotamus um and they are awfully fast faster than a horse if you can believe that and they've got an awful ferocious bite how about that you know the funny thing is I don't remember knowing much about hippos until right now you're a zoologist I'm sorry what now Ed you okay would you look at me I'm back I mean I haven't looked like this since never you look like this never what are you talking about when I was younger I was in great shape I remember you when you were younger and this is not what you look like I think my eyes are a different color all of you is a different color it's a good look on me huh oh that's an ostrich oh no yes indeed that is an ostrich the ostrich is a flightless bird one of 60 species you got the penguin you got the Emu and you got the Kiwi funny thing is I don't remember you're a zoologist I was a zoologist last time I said important job maybe if we could just get through this a little quicker well another thing is they can run up to 45 miles per hour which makes them the world's fastest two-legged animal did you know that what a magnificent creature we should get out of here what else do you know about them well here's another interesting fact they have three stomachs how about that come on Beat it don't get so close just a bird okay come on get moving get out of here is there anything else we need to know made it bird another interesting thing about the ostrich I said scram you stupid brother when threatened get out of here they attack oh oh my daddy Eddie where's Eddie is he dead no yes he died but he's fine did I just kill Eddie by talking too slow like he always said I would guys I think the game is trying to tell us to keep our health up we need to stop doing that oh my God this is so good I haven't had bread since I was like nine are you serious how do you think I got these abs let me try some of that um wait what Williams that's my famous pound cake Bethany you said this is bread I guess it's been so long I forgot what it tastes like how do you ever get one what's happening something happened to me no am I am I am I shaking am I breaking out no am I still black yes okay okay right we're fine everything is fine no no no it's okay it probably just meant that I love cake and I couldn't resist it hey it's all good foreign [Music] okay I see the transportation shed I see the canyon but I still can't see the statue which is weird because it's like the most important thing in Jumanji and it's huge that's what she said you drunk fridge what are you talking about no I ain't drunk he is drunk I had three little Margaritas well you're about half your usual size whatever whatever do you really think she likes me why are we still talking about this I mean what if she tries to kiss me you just kiss it back man what if she tries to kiss me like like without warning what are you talking about haven't you ever kissed anyone I don't know what you're gonna tell the whole jungle and guys guys I found the side door over here over here guess we're off no no no no don't tell him okay there's the door we just need something to cut through the fence okay uh fridge you got anything like that in the backpack um yeah sure what here you go I got some um some bolt cutters does that seem like a good tool for the situation perfect actually it's called backpack power baby are you the brothers kebabic are we the who are you the brothers kebabic yes we are them it is we us we are the brothers Kadabra Cadabra he is one brother and I am the other brother we we got different mothers so tell me which brother is which um how do you mean which brother is which of you is Augustus and which is tomato um I am Augustus Augustus Everest man in all of Jumanji yes I'm totally that man and Thomas that's me the bravest eunuch wait what did you say eunuch tomatolic everyone knows the tale of your great and generous sacrifice how you gave your testicles in order to save the region from the floods okay I think that might be a little confusion of course everybody knows the story about my little brother and his famous testicles wherever they may be wherever they may be all right let's back up let's go back a little bit let's clear some stuff up he's super Brave I've always been the super clever one and he's always been super Brave and Super Ball lists stop saying it both of my balls are right here in spirit they're here in spirit always of course

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Length: 15min 9sec (909 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 09 2023