I'm waiting for a surprise in isolation. I hope it's not like, spiders! I don't know it could be someone famous it could be.... a giraffe? It could be like a zoo animal, i don't know. It could be anything. Why do you think they've chosen you? Because, I don't know because I've been I guess because I've been fighting, I've fought cancer twice and I kind of deserve something special. But I thing everybody should have something special too. Do not be putting me in a room full of spiders. Whats going on with you? What are you doing all dressed up? You look stunning. Oh my gosh. What do you think Ula? Well it's obviously something big. Oh my gosh!!!! Ula? You can go up. Ula? Ula, we've come to take you to the room of spiders. I don't like spiders. May I have a hug? Yes! Thank you. Hello.That's scrum. Hello, I'm Happy to meet you. Oh my gosh. He's filthy. No I'm not. More than me. We're all, we're both filthy. Caitlin? Filthy dirty. How do you do? Caitlin refuses to speak to me. She does talk. He can mind read. May I have a hug? It's like speaking without, talking. It's like saying it without saying it. Do you know what I mean? How do you do? Oh my goodness. Where are you? Where do you think you are? I have no idea. Where am I? At the children's hospital. Oh that's right I'm at the children's hospital. How do you do? How do you do? How do you do? Yes it is. How do you do? This is a lovely place. It is lovely. It's really lovely. Do you know it's very well lit? Yes it is, it's really bright. The people here seem lovely. Yeah they are. I hear you've had an incredible amount of troubles you. Yes. Ah we're being fed. Food! Dinner! Just in time. What's your favourite food? I like chicken. Chicken. How do you do sir? Oi? Oi? Listen, listen, you see this? Listen. Bit of a jingle in the pocket. What do you think? Hello lovely. How do you do? Good. Aye. Real gold. Thank you darling. Do you know these people? Should we trust them? He stole a gold coin from me. Hi. Hello, what is your name sir? Carter. Sorry? Carter. Carter??? I can't spell that I'll be honest with you. It's C a r t e r. Why do you know how to spell it and I don't? I don't understand. I like your pjs as well May I have them? No. No, i've got my own pjs. There they are. Did you smile? No you didn't. I did. No you didn't smile at all. I did. You did not smile. I did. Alright I smiled too. Now if there's other people in it, why do you call it a selfie? Snoring!!!!!!! He's gone to sleep. Snoring!!!!!!! Wake up jack! Mum's, mummy mummy. What? I'm shy. Or do you just like to sleep? All of the time. It's very difficult being a pirate. You've got to rob people. Shhh! What are you saying i'm not good looking? Look. Look in to the bride's eye. What is that? What is that? It's ok. Is he nice? You'll be famous. I don't think I want to be famous. I don't want to be famous. Welcome to Juiced TV Jack. Ahh! Wait wait wait wait. Cut cut cut. I think we should print it. Sorry, cut. Sorry. Did you learn your lines? No I didn't. Ok well you've got one more go. You ready? When I say action and do that, that's when you go in to it. He never learns his lines. He doesn't know a thing. Shhh! Ready? 3,2. Everybody ready? You can't count. Shhh! 4,5,9, Action! Welcome to Juiced TV Jacktain Cap, Ohhh! Captain.....Jack... Sparrow. Where? There! Not Jacktain Spack Darrow. Yes? Alright girl let's go again one more time. That sounds like a lawyer. One more time. Ready? 3,2,1, Action!
